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“Whatever you do to my daughter, I’ll do to you.” You will need assistance from the daughter. Step1: give the daughter your entire net worth. This will force the father to give his entire net worth to you. 2: ask his daughter to give your net worth back (requires the daughter to say ok.) the father will then ask the same thing. 3: say no. 4: profit. This works because the daughter will give it back, but it’s your decision if you want to give back the fathers net worth to him.
I'm terrified of most spiders but for some reason not garden spiders, ya know, those giant yellow ones that hang from trees. Anyway I was always very inviting to them and after a summer there was like 5 of these giant monsters living in my back yard eating all the pests and we would just chill and talk about things. They didn't say anything but still
An additional amusing phrase for the purpose of raising your pleasure levels has now become most existent. So theer ya goo. I now biddeth thou adieu my fine sir.
Henceforth I am physical incapable of doing this particular task at the time also known as I cannot also known as I can't also known as henceforth I am unable to can
My brain after online classes: *Smooth and Shiny* By brain after watching a single Griffpatch video: *Like my hands after I’ve spent hours and hours in the pool*
Fun Fact: you can manually sneeze; and this is how: 1) Rub one of your nostrils to your nasal bone (the bone that makes your nose a triangle) 2) Repeat, you should start breathing out your mouth and your opposite nostril should feel tingly once you start to sneeze 3) _commit theft_
When cats sit on things that you're using, it's probably them trying to mirror your actions to show familiarity to you. Giving them a duplicate of your item to mirror with is a fantastic idea to keep both you and kitty happy!
3:00 This happened a few days and it depresses me whenever I think about it. I had a dream where I just moved into an apartment with two floors, European style, really fricking big and there was a giant room just for me. I was so happy and got to live for there for about five minutes and then I woke up. Reality is cruel.
0:53 this reminded me of when I was younger, my dad used to give insects names, Stacy the spider, Cameron the Caterpillar and Bob the butterfly. Whilst this is wholesome for some I do fear the cursed comments based on alliterative animal names which may appear as a result of this comment.
9:19 for those of you who are wondering what this is… that character is from the book “where’s Waldo?” Where you have to find him in images of cities and crowds
0:28 that was a reference to “descent” a movie about a group of hikers going into an unexplored cave that has blind creepy cavemen who hunt in the darkness and hunt the hikers
The men wearing the camo and the reflective vest are deer hunting. Deers are coloured blind so any shade of green is one color to them. They wear camo to hide while hunting and the reflective vest is so that another hunter doesn't mistake you for a deer and shoots you.
0:54 this remembers me of the german TH-camr Sev, he had once a spider named fred... and he lived in a corner... did this meme inspired him or did he inspired the meme artist? Or was god lazy and just repeated the same scenario with both of them separate thinking they will never connect and now i found this and ruined his plan and now i need to die? ... um. What am i talking about
Meme: me at 2am imagining myself with a girlfriend and healthy relationships with other people Me at 2:15 am: holy crap that's literally what I'm doing *checks time* I have to get my tablet and comment this *pause TH-cam on TV because I am superior and watches TH-cam on a TV at the end of my bed all day everyday seriously I only come out once a day for food *what is wrong with me*
up until a couple years ago when she died, my grandma had a spider in her basement that my siblings and I collectively named george. It was a woodlouse spider that live in the open for some reason, so we left it be. We liked to joke that he kept all the other spiders out of the basement, since he was the only one we ever saw. We finally had to say goodbye to george when one of my sisters accidentally vacuumed him up while we were getting the house ready to sell after my gran passed away
brain: maybe you should stop eating stomach: *EAT MORE* me: *eats more* brain: surely you can't eat any more stomach: *I NEED FOOOOOOD!* me: *effortlessly eating way more food than anyone should ever consume* brain: please stop stomach:*painfully from hunger* me:*stops eating because busy* stomach: *PLEASE EAT MORE* 10 minutes later stomach: *WHY DID YOU EAT SO MUCH* me: *in pain, barely holding back the vomit*
1:23 they do have meteors, on my school computer this game is disabled, so it shows that icon and “the dinosaur game is blocked on this device” or something like that
3:00 Click: I'm gonna find any body who stole my sneezes and brake their legs Me who almost never sneezes: "chill" My dad: *intesified existential crisis*
Me: I’ll do anything to not go outside in just socks Sandals: Anything? Me: Hold of my sock. Edit: that’s a lot a likes the most I’ve ever gotten thanks! I have no life!
“sorry i didn’t respond to your text, I was on my phone”
why is this so relatable
Because we are all like this
It’s not relatable for me, no one texts me :|
Gijmf
"Sorry I didn't responded to your comment for 7 months..."
@@adamniepowiemtego6011 oof
"Yo can I get an orange?"
"Only a spoonful."
Me with even a slight sense of humor:
Peak of komedi
Delta Games there’s gacha videos on your channel so it’s most certainly a joke
lmao norange
Giorno Giovanna giogio
naeancia
Me: *takes robins sneeze*
Robin: your kneecaps, hand them over
Dude wtf with your profile picture
Nice profile pic
God, legs are so unnecessary, I’ll takes those as well.
I laughed so hard I drop kicked my grandma out the window 😂 lol
@Kaari Storrs excuse me
Speaking in class: Relatively easy
Speaking on zoom: Rocket science
I would like to report a worker calling me the k-slur because i yelled at him to let my son play with the food
@@KingDice. they stole your theme dude
I do love memes with a comically large orange in them
Or a comicly small persom
sure do love comically small oranges
Comically large spoon: Finally, a worthy opponent
Do you whant to be my frind
Same here
Me in the shower:
10% of the shower: sope
90% of the shower: hot wotor
1% peeing.
@@Dan_- me 2 dan
Yep
100% of my pits still stinking after taking a shower
ItS "sOaP" nOt "SoPe" AnD iTs "HoT wAtEr" NoT "hOt WoToR".
“Whatever you do to my daughter, I’ll do to you.”
You will need assistance from the daughter.
Step1: give the daughter your entire net worth. This will force the father to give his entire net worth to you.
2: ask his daughter to give your net worth back (requires the daughter to say ok.) the father will then ask the same thing.
3: say no.
4: profit.
This works because the daughter will give it back, but it’s your decision if you want to give back the fathers net worth to him.
This is good.
much wisdoms
brein
it doesn't matter if the daughter doesn't give your network back if you're a homeless
DDLC MC you left her hanging
I'm terrified of most spiders but for some reason not garden spiders, ya know, those giant yellow ones that hang from trees. Anyway I was always very inviting to them and after a summer there was like 5 of these giant monsters living in my back yard eating all the pests and we would just chill and talk about things. They didn't say anything but still
"henceforth I was unable to can" it took me so long just to type that down I was laughing so much
He finally says cuss words
*ah yes, this is big brain time*
Henceforth, I am unable to can
I mustn't begin this procedure for unspecified reason and this contract is now void
Pfft
When someone steals your sneeze so you steal their lungs.
Cha cha real smooth
Cha cha real smooth
*you just got v e c t o r e d*
Right back at you buckaroo
Hippity hoppity you lungs are now my property
“Every time you learn something your brain gains another wrinkle”
*cha cha real smooth*
Sophia Nguyen thank you!!
underrated af
I GET IT YAAAAAAAAA-
That means my brain has 0 wrinkles
You guys are stupid I have 1 more wrinkle than you I'm Smart
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate his laugh?
Robin’s ‘Hee hee’ is making Michael Jackson jealous.
cokooh cokoah
sorry i had to say this cuz I saw jungcock
Ima hee hee into your no no square
Mathew Danos Send that you someone who likes MJ bc that’s how to pick up chicks like a smooth criminal.
@@mathewdanos5744 No no, dont touch me there, this is my no no square.
Mathew Danos I’m also
"MOM SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE SNEEZE"
LMAO 💀💀💀
XD lmaoo
NO!!! Its my turn!
Nu! Its mah turnnn
Moooommm, Jacob isn't sharing the sneeze!!!!!
“Hell, that’s not even enough to get the update for co-“
Why did the ad play at that exact moment
😄😃😀😁😆🙃
"any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough"
Me remembering the time when one of my phone chargers lit on fire: 👁👄👁
WuT in the Kentucky tried fuck...?
How the fuck do you manage to set a charger on fire
What? How?!
I almost did that once lmao
I feel ya-
“Henceforth, I am unable to can” Best. Line. Ever.
An additional amusing phrase for the purpose of raising your pleasure levels has now become most existent. So theer ya goo. I now biddeth thou adieu my fine sir.
@@sirfzavers8634 Shakespeare bot on steroids
Henceforth I am physical incapable of doing this particular task at the time also known as I cannot also known as I can't also known as henceforth I am unable to can
@@srrycatzz how do you think I’m a bot?
@@sirfzavers8634 Reddit Shakespeare bot, basically what you did, never said YOU were a bot
8:45robin: “is that Jennifer Lopez??😂”
Me: “no it’s Mitch Conner”……lol
"I want to be a motorcycle!"
*so someone will ride you?*
Closest I'll ever get..
clever...
Well...
i'm legally not allowed to like this comment it's at 69
I was going to comment this since I saw kokichi calling sahira a motorcycle
"How much was your allowance as a teenager?"
-$80 a week. I paid rent
Me: buys 30 pairs of socks at the store
Me: washed them
Me: opens washer to see their is only 5 socks
Also me: *angy*
A N G E R Y
NOT STONKS
OH GOD
a m g e r
h a m g e r
My brain after online classes: *Smooth and Shiny*
By brain after watching a single Griffpatch video: *Like my hands after I’ve spent hours and hours in the pool*
Fun Fact: you can manually sneeze; and this is how:
1) Rub one of your nostrils to your nasal bone (the bone that makes your nose a triangle)
2) Repeat, you should start breathing out your mouth and your opposite nostril should feel tingly once you start to sneeze
3) _commit theft_
I can actually manually sneeze without that. I use it to get out of stuff, but stopped in the Corona age
I can make myself sneeze without these steps.
I tried , didn't actually make me sneeze
Is it alright if I skip the first two steps
I actually sneezed
Dad: There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Son: Yeah but how many gonna bite?
Dad: Idk better get some better bait😎
When cats sit on things that you're using, it's probably them trying to mirror your actions to show familiarity to you. Giving them a duplicate of your item to mirror with is a fantastic idea to keep both you and kitty happy!
Robin:
Me:
Meme:
“How’s life?”
“Very hard.”
Robin: “Whaddya know, so am I.”
WHEN I TELL YOU MY FACE :0’D
I heard that too lol
My friends girlfriend count: to lazy to count all of them lol
Me: add and then multiply 0
Me: Add 2576 and then multiply with Imaginary plus anime characters
I didnt come here to be called out-
@@enbyunus oh, you feel the same? You're not the only one :(
@@anam6013 Then do the same for real life but add this original persons step
3:00 This happened a few days and it depresses me whenever I think about it. I had a dream where I just moved into an apartment with two floors, European style, really fricking big and there was a giant room just for me. I was so happy and got to live for there for about five minutes and then I woke up. Reality is cruel.
0:53 this reminded me of when I was younger, my dad used to give insects names, Stacy the spider, Cameron the Caterpillar and Bob the butterfly. Whilst this is wholesome for some I do fear the cursed comments based on alliterative animal names which may appear as a result of this comment.
human bean
Cursed?
cock the coyote
@@user-tu5gj5nz8b NO
@@user-tu5gj5nz8b Lol
“How’s life?”
“very hard”
Robin : “Waddya know, so am i”
👀
oh
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
“Have some ass hair” I’m actually crying rn lmao
O
God I wish my parents let me be alone- like they can just open the door when am in the bathroom like it's nothing and ask a question. Give me space mg
8:22
More like "I'm not arguing about this with you."
so you're saying the orange is me_irl
Ha ha its trump
- Buzzfeed
No it's Joe moma she's thiccums
Someone is slowly peeling off your skin to eat your organs and entrails?
@@eyan4329 we all say Joe mama.
But who is Joe's mama?
@@BEEEES No, I am eat-
Oh I meant that there is a cannibal in that class.
me: "hey can I have an orange"
teacher: "only one"
me: *pulls out comically large orange*
9:19 for those of you who are wondering what this is… that character is from the book “where’s Waldo?” Where you have to find him in images of cities and crowds
"life is hard" "what do you know, so am I" wtf Robin
0:28 that was a reference to “descent” a movie about a group of hikers going into an unexplored cave that has blind creepy cavemen who hunt in the darkness and hunt the hikers
I don’t want to watch that movie ever.
Meme Man Of The Cosmos I’ve seen it numerous times. Also seen the second movie
"U got any oranges?"
"Yeah only one tho"
7:44 i actually kinda like that drawing, looks very abstract
The men wearing the camo and the reflective vest are deer hunting. Deers are coloured blind so any shade of green is one color to them. They wear camo to hide while hunting and the reflective vest is so that another hunter doesn't mistake you for a deer and shoots you.
*watch this now, its big brain time*
“We’re never getting out of 2020” actually we’re in Jumanji. That means when new year’s is here y’all gotta yell the name of the game
nicole nagy just take... the.., cookies
R/technicallytrue
Day 34 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason... again since there were two uploads this time
Come on Emkay, let's do this!!
Sad Ness i think what you meant to say was... let’s get this bread.
@@hatlessmonk7245 Y e s
Omg its real
One day.... one day
Comically large spoon: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
How to spoon
How is do spoon
@@finercandy45113 hi
what spoon is
Comically large spork:Oh yeah?
12:11
Archeologists in the future: "What does this sacred text mean?"
Last night I had a dream that I was dating the girl I have had a crush on for like 5 months. This morning was a rollercoaster of emotion
ask her out!!! wait this was 5 months ago... did you ask her out tho?
@The J Bros haha very funny
It has been 5 months, I hope this can now come true for you instead.
I have had a crush on our neighbor for abt 2 years, and now his dad hates us, soooo yeah
@@EpixAnimeEdits oh....
0:54 this remembers me of the german TH-camr Sev, he had once a spider named fred... and he lived in a corner...
did this meme inspired him or did he inspired the meme artist? Or was god lazy and just repeated the same scenario with both of them separate thinking they will never connect and now i found this and ruined his plan and now i need to die?
...
um.
What am i talking about
Arktii 難 how about no lol
german people are weird lol
zum glück bin ich auch nicht deutscher :)
“How’s life”
“Very hard”
*”what do you know, so am I”*
6
3
6
12:00 sabotage her o2 with your own hands to be happy with doge again
Nobody:
Me when the intro plays: “I’M MISTER KING DICE I’M THE *GAYEST* IN THE LAND”
STARS ME TOOO
EVERY SINGLE TIME AHAHAHABAKSHFKFNGLFUBF
Sophia Helgeson OMFG YOU’RE ONLY THE SECOND PERSON THAT NOTICED I-
“I don’t play nice I am the Devil’s *boyfriend* “ I had to y’all
Lexi and Lela Adams OMG- YES YES YES YES
noodle we can not deny our selves anymore he is his boyfriend
I know the girl in the “ I think he is thinking of other women” meme...
..... Isn't that from a movie? Idk tho
@@nikkiofthevalley no
@@palmberry5576 ok
@@nikkiofthevalley
ok
Who is she
For the dinosaur game one the meteors appears when you are playing on a school computer and it's disabled
Some karen"Hey, get that mutt off the bus!"
"FIRST OFF, HE HAS A DOCTORATES."
The orange if it could talk😂😂😂
"Peel me daddy"
No.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes
‘“Very Hard” So am I’
What.
Ik
4:04 this is literally me when i'm in any social interaction
Someone was selling the most cutest kittens
Me- YEAH I WANT 5,000 OF EM
"you can't even park a car straight"
Karens: YOUR INSULTING ME STOP OR ILL USE MY OUT OF DATE COUPONS ON YOU AND TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
Karen: *it's you're*
You cant i own the skies
Meme: me at 2am imagining myself with a girlfriend and healthy relationships with other people
Me at 2:15 am: holy crap that's literally what I'm doing *checks time* I have to get my tablet and comment this *pause TH-cam on TV because I am superior and watches TH-cam on a TV at the end of my bed all day everyday seriously I only come out once a day for food *what is wrong with me*
Nothing is wrong with you.
You've just achieved mood status.
Change 2am to 6am (I havent slept for 36 hours) then you've just described my life
Homebody huh? Same bro
paosidufygqwertmznxncvb is the aswerr too live and atomm space
*I have found m y p e o p l e*
I love the intro music it makes me feel like im in a fuckin 80s comedy😂
Name: Die House theme
Source: Cuphead (2018 indie game)
This version doesn't have the lyrics with it, it's just the instrumental.
wait untill I tell you bout' the cuphead soundtrack
up until a couple years ago when she died, my grandma had a spider in her basement that my siblings and I collectively named george. It was a woodlouse spider that live in the open for some reason, so we left it be. We liked to joke that he kept all the other spiders out of the basement, since he was the only one we ever saw. We finally had to say goodbye to george when one of my sisters accidentally vacuumed him up while we were getting the house ready to sell after my gran passed away
2:57
Me:*know's that i was the one who stole Robbin's sneeze*
Also me: oh well, there goes my leg's
0:56 literally named the spider in my bathroom Fred
Haven't seen him in a while
Rip Fred gone but never forgotten
f for fred 😔
F is for Fred he was a spider
@@RucaDoo U is for you and me 😭 goddamit fred why'd you have to die?
@@12inchesofworm26 N is for nOoO why did Fred have to die
Theorys
1 died of starvation
2 you let the window open and birds ate him
3 *YOU ATE HIM*
9:38 a farmer after posting 1 meme:
"it ain't much, but it's honest work"
brain: maybe you should stop eating
stomach: *EAT MORE*
me: *eats more*
brain: surely you can't eat any more
stomach: *I NEED FOOOOOOD!*
me: *effortlessly eating way more food than anyone should ever consume*
brain: please stop
stomach:*painfully from hunger*
me:*stops eating because busy*
stomach: *PLEASE EAT MORE*
10 minutes later
stomach: *WHY DID YOU EAT SO MUCH*
me: *in pain, barely holding back the vomit*
Me
omg
MOOD
if you were a cactus and you hate someone who wants to hug you, let them hug you until they're dead
1:28 they missed an opportunity to say "oh sorry parden my french!"
Him: I’ll find who stole my sneeze and break their legs
Me:
14:17 *me: looks at time*
*Time: 2:58am*
Me: oh shit here we go again-
When robin said it starts raining I hear rain drops on my window:wait..YO WHAT THE HECK
1:23 they do have meteors, on my school computer this game is disabled, so it shows that icon and “the dinosaur game is blocked on this device” or something like that
Why wont anybody why his voice kinda sounds like marklipliers-
inglish
E n g l e s h
E n l e z h
E N G R I S H 1 0 0
O N G L I S H
Robin- we are never gonna get outta 2020, folks!
Me- *laughs in November*
lol
“And until next time, I’ll be seein ya”
*looks around nervously
Who elese realizes that dreams will always suck.
If it's a bad dream, you'll be sad it happened.
If it's a good dream, you'll be sad it ended.
✋
😭
This is why I don’t sleep.
Just learn to lucid dream
Me when I find the orange from annoying orange from a decade ago:
Wait wut
3:00
Click: I'm gonna find any body who stole my sneezes and brake their legs
Me who almost never sneezes: "chill"
My dad: *intesified existential crisis*
3:20 With me it's 'Being shy and not talking' and 'Saying wrong facts at the right time'.
4:13 I just bought them to collect them and didn't even battle with them lol.
12:40 Why does his voice feel so real and fitting for the cactus...
1:34 WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE MEME IS IN THE FORMAT OF *LOSS*
I died when he said, is that Jenifer Lopez?
2:57 '"I'm gonna find whoever's been stealing my sneezes and **break their legs**"
Rest In Peace to the world
10:33 woah I can’t wait to see my previous life I remember when I was a cat I can’t wait to meet myself as a cat
I looked up the tank slippers
THEYRE LIKE 80 FRICKIN DOLLARS
Holy crap 70 likes in 2 hours?!
Tysm
A large price to pay for slippers
I will still get them
How much in pounds
£63
Oh no please don’t keep editing the comment for each like. Please no.
That dino animation is for when the admins blocked the game. I hate my school.
1:23 this is REAL. At school’s, the school district can disable the dinosaur game and the meteor pixel art thingy is shown.
Well instead of saying I'm first...
IM GAY
Me too
I relate
@@hollowaychris77 i don't like where this is going
Hey me too
@@triPixel mwahaha
Me: I’ll do anything to not go outside in just socks
Sandals: Anything?
Me: Hold of my sock.
Edit: that’s a lot a likes the most I’ve ever gotten thanks! I have no life!
I've made your 69th like, nice
Lulu Jones fair point
You do have a life!!
@Lulu Jones big brain moment
2:43 my step dad was saying goodbye as this was going on and (thankfully) I muffled bless you
8:44 gotta love South Park references
1:03 "any app is a dating app if you're indian enough"
Whenever I put my head on the window of a moving bus, you can hear my teeth chatter. :)
I can hear your teeth chatter anyways
Are you stalking me...?
O-O
Anonymous no...of course...im not
Oh yeah, you wouldn't be stalking me cause I'm *Anonymous*
You wouldn't know who I am! duh...
LoL
we got out of 2020 but then realized that 2021 was just a sequel and everybody knows sequels are more bloody violent and deadly than the original.
6:40 oh it’s way better when you both say you’re going to sleep
This is a preview of married life.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Okay, possibly someone else:
Robin when he sees a funny meme: *_EHEHEHEHE_*
Imagine if robin said ‘oh birdie oh birdie’ one day, we can only dream
Dreams does come true all you have to do is chase it and be persistent.
2:58
Baby sneezes*
Robin: Sigh, gotta do what i have to do…
here is a rare insult: even sour skittles are sweeter than 6ix9ine
Halil Emre Altuntaş LMAOOO
Weak, but rare indeed
I like my roasts rare.