"It smell like B*tch in here!" This is the first time I've started crying from laughing at one of these videos. Not that they aren't funny. Something about this just really got me.
Tap on the back of your neck where it meets your skull for a bit, should provide a moment of relief for mild tinnitus. It will come back though since it's not a permanent solution. Edit: Not meant to imply it will replace a doctor either. If your tinnitus is bad please see a doctor.
Internetium expresso no more DEPRESSO!!! I just hate the people who are saying that they are depressed just to be cool or whatever like seriously, some people have a problem and then there's a 14 yo who got an D in school complaining about his life...
Robin: "If I had a nickel for every time I got into a bad situation I could've avoided if I had been an asshole, I'd have at least 4 nickels, which is okay but wierd because it happened at least 4 times."
the 'mom: come downstairs i need to talk' thing is SCARY relatable considering the amount of screw-ups i do. its *never* a bad thing, but i THINK it is. and it *t e r r i f i e s* me.
1:53 Gotta give the game devs credit for designing and programming the terrain that it can be confused for a real photo. Hats off to the crew of RDR 2, and to other game devs too- I don't have the time or patience to create worlds like that.
15:15 so the mitochondria takes oxygen from the air, and glucose from eating plants or other animals, and turns them into usable energy called "ATP Energy," as well as Carbon dioxide in a process called "cellular respiration." Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
The one about the mum wanting a grandchild. My mum was desperate to become a grandparent and was constantly on about it. Luckily my brother and his ex had my nephew, shortly followed by one of my sister's having my eldest niece. They did the job for me and my mum says she doesn't mind me choosing to be childless. Thanks sis and bro!
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I'm an introverted extrovert I'll eather talk your ear off like I've done 4 lines of coke and drunk 20 cups of coffee or I'll vow of silence like a monk.
Gukki got me. Story time with me. This one girl that was the popular girl says to me " you like my new goose-y bag?!?!" I'm done I'm like "gucci??" She says "no goose-y I'm rich I'm pretty sure I would know the name!!" That was her cousins not to mention all "her" designer was in fact her cousins.
I just be chillin and suddenly my ear be like: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee My ear as he says Eee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Ow it hurts-
10:15 "the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so u can sit at a desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend u dont want to kill urself and if u can't focus on doing that for 9 hours a day 5 days a week that's a mental disorder" this shit hit me hard
This is your daily reminder that “Momchil” (Pronounced Monche but looks like “Mom, chill”) is a Bulgarian name and means boi. That’s like several different memes a one random Bulgarian guys name.
Robin: "He has a blackberry, he's living the life. Me who was been using a blackberry for ages thinking that nobody knew they existed: "He's the chosen one!"
I like how he says "I hate this year I would like to move to next year" but this year started a day and a half ago
I'm assuming this was recorded in December. I was also confused too. I base that off of the comment at 9:48
Mood
Most EmKay videos are pre recorded
Well, I already hate this year, I'm gonna have online classes to tomorrow
The year started three days ago actually
"This year sucks"
- Robin, Jan 2, 2021
It is what it is
nobody cares
@@FinnishNationalist123 It seems like you care enough to say "Nobody cares"
I too watched the video
@@PivotalShrimp i gotta use that sometime
I love how Robin has become more and more vocal about eating the rich
Natasha Ivanova I hate it. I don’t want politics in my memes.
@@awesomestyles you need to eat the rich
Rex Jolles Do they taste any good?
@@awesomestyles they mostly taste like exploitation and greed but it's the message that counts
Natasha Ivanova Doesn’t sounds very tasty. Don’t get why people would want to eat them.
"It smell like B*tch in here!"
This is the first time I've started crying from laughing at one of these videos. Not that they aren't funny. Something about this just really got me.
Also on that one Carol baskin was in the background
Koala: *Starts pissing on the offender(s)*
Imagine how badass you have to be for god to look at you and say "you shall punish instead of being punished"
Or maybe I'm just really annoying
* Lucifer enters the chat *
@@MoodyMooMoo lucifer be with chloe lucifer quit his job LMAO
If satan punishes the bad guys doesn't that make him a good guy 🤔
*Made Ya Think™*
@@rexjolles not if the punishments are out of proportion.
My ears constantly be going "eeeeeeeeee"
I just want to know what the sound of silence is. No joke- I want to just appreciate it.
Tap on the back of your neck where it meets your skull for a bit, should provide a moment of relief for mild tinnitus. It will come back though since it's not a permanent solution. Edit: Not meant to imply it will replace a doctor either. If your tinnitus is bad please see a doctor.
Shouldn't you like visit a doctor or something?
If you hear CONSANTLY then it's probably tinnitus not what happens to most people
Also you should see someone in the medical field
I honestly think alot of the time it's worse, it's kinda like an emptiness in your ear, not like a break from your ear working, more like a dead city
Me: *Having a bad day*
Everybody else: "And I took that personally"
Bruh wat
same tho
the internet is 70% depressed people telling other depressed people not to be depressed
*everybody then kicked you're ass*
What a wonderful story :') i loved it
Internetium expresso no more DEPRESSO!!!
I just hate the people who are saying that they are depressed just to be cool or whatever like seriously, some people have a problem and then there's a 14 yo who got an D in school complaining about his life...
@@lukalux5511 i dunno man, I was just telling a joke
7:58
It's an oversimplified, soulless corporate style
Robin: “talks bad about himself”
Me knowing people who are definitely into that: :)
my friend
I didn’t want to destroy the 69 likes, so +1 like?
@@lucettaalexander you can like now
I don get it
@@domsquaaa4323 I know people who would date anybody
has robin ever said something like "i'm robin, still cant find batman, and today we're looking at r/[SUBREDDIT]"
nope
yes
@@level7pg3d94 *gasp* when?
@@justarandomperson345 in a video
@@level7pg3d94 r/technicallythetruth
Person working in a bank: hello, may I have you're name?
Hi im Robin..... Debank
You have now made me want to change my name
how could you
DABANK
Dabank
14:13 love that they sing “I can’t sing” in a beautiful singing-voice
Robin: "If I had a nickel for every time I got into a bad situation I could've avoided if I had been an asshole, I'd have at least 4 nickels, which is okay but wierd because it happened at least 4 times."
But it will only be 40 cents
PERRY THE PLATYPUS
@@gloriaaviles4769 uh, he don’t know how coins work
@@moonygacha8089 that's rude
@@gloriaaviles4769 ok not to be rude but 4 nickels is 20 cents as dime 10 cent nickel 5 cent
Cardboard dogs are the most adorable cutouts I've ever seen
How the COVID cases going over there?
@@localretard6729 never heard of them
@@localretard6729 covid ? Never heard of it. Also haven't heard of my cousins in quite a while, wonder what happened to them...
Cut them in half if you want 2 more adorable cutouts
Wait you are alive?
Day 1 of making Robin say: " I am Robin..... a bank"
can’t wait for day 2
I’m stupid I don’t get it
@@sxcionaut robin sounds like robbing
Wow lol
Robin Dabanks
8:35
"like the dirty little rat man you are"
at this point I don't know if I should feel offended or seduced
The offense is part of the seduction
"No one can deflect the emerald splash
And
Other hilarious jokes Kakyoing told himself"
Wow
@@what898 its tru doe
kakyoin is the unluckiest stand user imo
he goes against all the stand users with the power to deflect the emerald splash
looking at you tower of gray
Nice username
@@therandomshow1265 yes
Hearing Robin call Bugs Bunny a 'Filthy Little Rat Boy' is making me feel an emotion outside of my smooth monke brain's comprehension
Donating 1 like to get you to 69!!
“Ahh, have some cheese, rat!”
“So how’s school going”
“Well I’d say I’m on the verge of a mental breakdown but you would yell at that answer so I’ll say good.”
You can just call me out next time that will be ok
Literally Me All Through Middle School
SAME!!!!!!!!!
16:17
Me: "Give me your car"
Him: "Hell yeah, brotha!!"
2021: literally just started
Robin: Can you punch me into next year, this year sucks
The 2020’s suck in general
This year suck i habent been outside
EmKay publishes videos 1 month after
@@nickkayfabe6147 are you implying that the rest of the 2020's will be bad? ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELLER!?
@@Joetheknight406 Your next line is, “What on earth is going to happen in the later years?!”
I’m an introvert, so my friend was always that one weird kid that talked to everyone and had no filters in his brain.
im an introvert but i only friend people if they like guns
im an introvert, and the only way I havee friends is because of extroverts, or people feeling sorry for me
literally same
Me, who sleeps in jeans: you are a weak little songbird compared to me
Me, who sleeps in my scratchy, uncomfortable school uniform: pathetic.
@@rivviegobrr714 oof
This brings me physical pain. I don't know if I should wish hell upon you or reward you.
I sleep in jeans too, it's not very hard... people are just weak LMAO
11:58 I love how that one guy is just flipping us all off
the 'mom: come downstairs i need to talk' thing is SCARY relatable considering the amount of screw-ups i do. its *never* a bad thing, but i THINK it is. and it *t e r r i f i e s* me.
not if you live in one story house...
That is a bad thing
The scariest thing about that is knowing that they might have looked at your search history.
@@rrr33347 My mom discovered my search history. My excuse? "Mom, I'm 16. I need something to fap to." It worked. _It fucking worked._
@@thedoomslayer4860 Is it possible to learn this power?
The whole connection to other Teslas via Bluetooth just sounds like old school CB radio communication
But not as cool
R/Ospox
9:30 best Home Alone reference that will ever exist.
*KEVIN!*
Mom? Dad?
(sudden, really loud airplane noises)
Sorry man, He-Man had to get going
he didn't want to be late for a concert, he's performing some song called "What's Up"
"HEYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAAAAAH"
Dog
WHAT'S GOING ON??
Cat
WOO
1:53 Gotta give the game devs credit for designing and programming the terrain that it can be confused for a real photo. Hats off to the crew of RDR 2, and to other game devs too- I don't have the time or patience to create worlds like that.
Imagine 2021 starting and you look to the sky and it says “ROUND 2”
“WAVE 2”
Currently looking at earth from dreamland. I see something that sorta looks like “ROUND 2,” I think?
Oh so that was that message on new years...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck...
Next the godzilla health bar appears in the sky
PHASE 2
15:15 so the mitochondria takes oxygen from the air, and glucose from eating plants or other animals, and turns them into usable energy called "ATP Energy," as well as Carbon dioxide in a process called "cellular respiration." Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
What does he mean this year sucks
He shall know that
OUR PAIN HASN’T STARTED YET
Pain's started.
As a guy with tinnitus, that opening meme is a constant mood
I've had tinnitus ever since my friend popped a balloon right next to my ear as a "prank"... so yeah, that's fun
What actually IS tinnitus? Is it some sort of a tumor, an infection, or?
@@hubb8049 tinnnitus is constant ringing or "eeeee" noise in your ear, it can come from a pre-existing condition or from damage to the ear
Is it just me or do people hear eeeeeee one in a while
@@mocha2847 I think that has something to do with pressure inside your head. People with tinnitus hear it all the time
2 days into this year: "Can you punch me into next year? This year sucks" ;)
Wait a moment, im calling Cans...
14:26 Me, sleeping in overalls: **points a gun at all of them**
meme: sleeping in jeans bad
me: Wait you don't sleep fully clothed?
Same
I'm surprised that not everyone sleeps in pajamas, they're just so comfortable
@@msaocer I do sometimes
69th like
@@kyleblake7522 to bad it can't last
Sometimes, I forget how similar humans are. I have literally experienced, done or seen someone do something similar to everything on the Me_IRL sub.
Day 1 of helping BRUJOjr make Robin say: “ I am Robin.... a bank”
HAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAH
Thank you for your help
This man is a holly man,
HE DIDNT TAKE CREDIT!
The real Chad.
10:56 my cat wouldn’t take that for a second. It'd be shreds within 2 minutes.
Robin trash talking rats:
Every single Damian fan still watching Emkay:
Wait what? I just came back to emkay. Damien isnt here anymore???? D;
@@me-2626 nope hasn’t been for a while
@@me-2626 Nah, he's not on Emkay anymore, but he has his own channel th-cam.com/users/DamienLee
I feel like the profile pic really solidifys the meme here
E
Brain: We are depre-
Me: I say we happy today
YES.
Wholesome 100
Everyone's first until you refresh the page.
100th like
And Ik nobody asked
y e s
This one is old now man get New ideas everyone
@@kubol1909 you're very bitchy get a new attitude everybody ✨✨ /hj
That’s why I have so many friends. I’ve adopted the entire introvert population of the world plus a couple extroverts. Being an extrovert is awesome!
"He's a bad person!"
what i hear,
"He's a bald person!"
"You should ask the kid, but he died long ag-" "Get a good night's sleep"
Dont you just hate when you try doing something simple and it ends up being annoyingly hard for the weirdest reasons
The one about the mum wanting a grandchild. My mum was desperate to become a grandparent and was constantly on about it. Luckily my brother and his ex had my nephew, shortly followed by one of my sister's having my eldest niece. They did the job for me and my mum says she doesn't mind me choosing to be childless. Thanks sis and bro!
16:06
"Hey want to commit tax fraud and then bomb the white house with me?"
"HELL YEAH BROTHER!"
I wanna join
Where can I sign up to join?
Oh.. oh no..
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Lol JK JK
*absorbs the senate*
*looms over the House of Representatives*
I’M GONNA DO IT
*absorbs the government*
*is giant*
*looms over the white house*
Don’t make me do it
@@tposecat2276 what?
13:29 bro my grandma asked "how's school" ... "other than good" and my brain literally stopped responding
Augh, the fact that this was published on the second day of the new year, and he's already saying this year sucks says something about life
9:35
I unplugged my headphones and when Robin screams "KEVIN" my cat looks up horrified, because someone just screamed his name out of no where.
Plot twist - Lexi is Robin's stand when he uses the Requilium voice changer.
÷
x
Jojo reference
Requilium? I thought it was requiem ngl
I've seen you before
Fun fact: saying fun fact: will cause everyone to read what you said
I hate you so much for that.
Fun fact: lol true
Fun fact: saying "fun fact: will cause everyone to read what you said" Is Getting Annoying
no no he's got a point
I...I...okay?
I sleep in jeans fairly often... Every time I fall asleep without intending to.
Hey, we can fall asleep without intending to together.
So every time?
@@Loon-Loonz Of course not
14:48
me: *quick save*
me to crush: hey wanna go out?
crush: no
me: *load last save file*
I'm an introverted extrovert I'll eather talk your ear off like I've done 4 lines of coke and drunk 20 cups of coffee or I'll vow of silence like a monk.
Same
Same.
Guys I think my house is haunted
Reasons
Things gat taken out of no where
I hear knocking on our doors
I haven’t took my schizophrenia pills
same
Yes.
Felt that
Hey guys my friend is here
@@Mr_Zamn whats their name, mines is ricky
irrelevant but this dude in my homework is named ‘song’
help it’s too funny
I had a Sangwoo in math homework a while back
@@anonymousanomaly4702 BAHAHAHA
@@anonymousanomaly4702 he’s coming for your ankles 🙂
I had Pepper in there once
@@yves6089 whats the bunch of ashes gonna do lmao
14:58 Oh, poor little Kaiba-boy.
Rest In Peace, Adobe Flash, you will be remembered as a hero
When you are here faster than grandma Ashley:
*The only problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness*
Is that nikki in your profile photo lol
I play that game :3
@@ShenWeese yeah but i didn't know what Nikki is until like month or two ago and been too lazy to change it
Day 2 of asking Robin to say "I'm Robin, and I'm robbing a bank"
He has in a video before
@@pikutastic I think it was one of the first videos he was in
@@braylonwoods4594 wait, someone I know was here?
@a guess you don’t do well in school
@@drintrovert4564 I know you I need more detail what?
9:55 or
Wake up -> do something successful -> find someone better than you-> hate yourself -> go to bed
“Fun” Fact ; *If you randomly hear ringing in your ear it means a dead family member is trying to contact you or get your attention.*
And it’s actually quite weird-
Oh god-
@@meow.610 y e s
@@cherrie.. w h y
bitch I just have tinnitus lmao
"I say no to everything!"
Oh, okay, you don't wanna be cured from deppresion.
*Wait yes-*
Aww man we missed the chance
You good?
N o p e .
Hi Bruno how are the kids
@@basilsfakejordans Good, but annoying sometines.
day 5 asking emkay to make robin say,
"What's poppin, I'm Robin!"
bc it makes my day everytime
8:26
THAT MAN HAS FRICKING HANDS 😳💅
Gukki got me. Story time with me.
This one girl that was the popular girl says to me " you like my new goose-y bag?!?!" I'm done I'm like "gucci??" She says "no goose-y I'm rich I'm pretty sure I would know the name!!" That was her cousins not to mention all "her" designer was in fact her cousins.
I just be chillin and suddenly my ear be like: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My ear as he says Eee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ow it hurts-
Ita loke the sound is really loud crickets in your ears
Ahem, IZUKU ARE YOU DATING BAKUGO YET!?
@@maxxie--padd I- Maybe, maybe not?
Get this checked, it could be a sign you're losing your hearing.
@@izukumidoriya3953 don’t judge me but i love bakudeku 😫🤚💗
“Hey! It’s me! Robin!”
“Yeeeaaah... Again!”
I heard it as “Hey! It’s me! Robbing!”
One time I saw an ace pride pin that said "I enjoy being a genetic dead end" and I want one so bad
Where does one get this pin? We are interested.
@@dragon_heart_born98 sadly i dont know
8:48 This is literally how me (extrovert) and my twin (introvert) work.
I am in agony, internet person.
*people.
How in the world does one simply "forget their child?" How bad were you raised to have turned into such a horrible parent? 😂
Anyone else actually like sleeping in jeans?
just me?
ok.
phsychopath
I do all the time
I sleep in jeans all the time
Me
I do sometimes
12:12 This reminds me of when the thicket shot and killed Bambi's mom in cold blood "run Bambi, keep running 💥BANG💥" this was the peak of comedy
On the maid dress meme
"Ha! Jokes on you I'm into that shit!"
8:47 there is a third way, they meet a group of other introverts and become extroverted, but only around them.
That "KEVIN" got me right in the giggles
10:15 "the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so u can sit at a desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend u dont want to kill urself and if u can't focus on doing that for 9 hours a day 5 days a week that's a mental disorder" this shit hit me hard
This is your daily reminder that “Momchil” (Pronounced Monche but looks like “Mom, chill”) is a Bulgarian name and means boi. That’s like several different memes a one random Bulgarian guys name.
As a Bulgarian I can confirm
Ако срещна някой кръстен Момчил определено ще им кажа това.
Me already sleeping in jeans: hahah, you weaklings don’t know the power that I poses!
Day 1 of asking Robin to say “I’m robbin and I’m sobbin”
14:24 jokes on you, I’ve been sleeping in jeans for the past two weeks.
;-;
I sleep in my skinny jeans
Bro saaaaaaaaaaame
How and why
@@angrycrusader1147 because comfy
"world with video game logic"
I NEED TREE!
WHERE DIAMOND!
"Actually, that would be good if they could punch me into next year."
*Jan 2, 2021.*
14:38
r/MadLad me
"If it was Minecraft Logic, Homeless people now punch trees to craft tools to make a house"
14:36
**Transforms Into a legendary wolf fox fairy cat dog lizard fish shark rabbit angel demon devil fallen angel hybrid princess**
*Gacha Logic.*
Outstanding move
@Mercury And Lavender shhhhh, nobody cares
Me: **Turns into garret from Garrets funny animal planet**
Also me: noice
0:51 no
I wouldn’t be opposed to this
7:51 share if you hate hate this fricking art style
Yknow, watching this genre of r/MeIrl just shows me how alike gamers are. Magnificent creatures that we are.
I agree
Did r/meirl give up on its "no self-deprication" rule? Or is this just Robin?
neither r/meirl or r/me_irl have that rule sooo yeah probably
Robin the bird?? Robin the fictional superhero?? Robin a bank?? What the hell are you dude??
the fact that the background music is still king dice's theme
"rELATABLE"
saw what you did there.
3:19
he became Tavros >w
3:19 then you're like Tavros Nitram, congratulations!
i WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT }:)
YOOO FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
GoOd JoB bRo :o)
FBUHFUAJ J37XNX
Robin: "He has a blackberry, he's living the life.
Me who was been using a blackberry for ages thinking that nobody knew they existed: "He's the chosen one!"
The first thing I see is an ad about a motion manga saying: "why is my mom so obsessed with that zucchini?"
@sweeze youtube video algorithm, I'm not watching anything about anime or manga
@sweeze I'll never know why the people who made that thought it was normal
Oh I saw that- I think it's supposed to be her alien baby, idn
@@k-cat298 as most people skip ads, for the first 5 seconds I heard that
@@christianbaier5624 Yee
0:50
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
I would legit be doing this if I wasn't already self conscious as fuck and could afford hrt
15:30 "That was the closest we will ever be to world peace!" Didn't _multiple people_ get killed while playing Pokémon GO during the first few weeks?
robin really hit bp with the southpark referance