The fact that Freddie Mercury said "You can do what you want with my image, just don't make it boring" and later sued Vanilla Ice for stealing the bassline to "Under Pressure" in "Ice Ice Baby" might just be the absolute best way I've heard somebody call another person's music boring.
Hey! Daughter of a paramedic here. My mom told me the reason why we like spicy food. Not masochism, but spicy food releases a chemical akin to opioids (I think?) to lessen the pain and that also gives us a bit of happiness so we just keep eating it and our body keeps producing _the good chemicals_ and yeah.
paramedic? you right? cus i think he gave you drugs i never saw spicy food giving you happines go for me i eat spicy food ever day and the only thing i get is fire shit so stop with the bs my amigo r/quityourbs
I know thisis stupid but bamboozled remind me of mumbo jumbo because you know BAMBOO-zled and.......12 bamboo is something that is related to him P.s mumbo for mayor
also, when Julius Caesar was assasinated, 60 people said they would do it, he was stabbed 23 times, (some probably by the same person) but on examening the body, only 1 happend to be deadly, meaning this group project of 60 people was carried out by 1 individual and I think that is a perfect analogy for group projects
@@27lasers yes I learned it from somewhere else, but I didn't just copy paste I actually wrote it out. Cause I ain't a fucking god so I don't know everything so I have to learn stuff and I like to spread knowledge further.
IMO, us newer gens should name news titles, they'll be funny. "Something about Kim Kardashian" "Burning California Part 2; Electric Boogaloo" "Trump isn't a politician but he's acting like one"
yeah and the people who write them probably act like me having an idea for a story and then staring at a blank google dog for 2 hours trying to figure out how to start my story
@@ultragamer-lp9gu but the mom could say the same thing i would say Did i ask to be in a possible ending world in this crappy house its not my fault your irresponsible
9:46 Fun fact: When you are trying to be silent and walk quietly your brain pays more attention to the noises around you, especially your own noises as you try to be quiet. This is in response to your mind anticipating your mom waking up to see you eating shredded mozzarella at 2 AM in just your undies
At 12:05, the whole “I gave birth to you” is easily counteracted by me. When I was born, my umbilical cord actually killed me. I had to be revived at the scene. Thus, it was not my mother who gave me life, it was a doctor that I will probably never meet. So, when she says “I gave birth to you!” I respond with “You killed me.” Her way of solving that problem was to say I wrapped the cord around my own throat and killed myself.
Kolove Katoanga Apparently I wrapped the cord once around my chest and three times around my neck. I was born purple, and I was dead. They had to revive me. My biggest question is this: Did my body have a previous soul that left when my body died, and that I replaced? Or did I actually die, and come back to life?
13:05 for those wondering this is a callback to a meme where one person named Josh Swain brought 65 people named Josh Swain into a group chat and challenged them to a fight on April 24 2021 the winner keeps the name while all the losers are forced to change it.
‘Boy age 9, so obsessed with gaming he spends six hours a day’ how outrageous, truly outrageous. This is the end times when little boys play for SIX hours
They might have actually learnt Greek and Latin There was very few lessons shown so the lessons (that we have seen very few) could have been about Latin and Greek
@@ShakerCheeseIsRite yea well tell em they are missing their tooth when they wake up if they don't stop bugging you, and they might just wake up from a lot of pain works every time
SOMEONE MADE AN AMERICAN PIE MEME, that was my favorite song for like, 2 years and I still love it, no one in my generation knows about that song, wow, that was one blast from the past
"Can anyone afford a house now?" Does it count if we'll be renting, there are four of us on the lease, and two of us are having to cove the initial cost cause if so no. But I never ate avacado toast to begin with nor do the 3 friends I'm moving in with lol. I guess semi healthy eating choices like avacado on toast isn't why we're broke cause we all eat like shit and technically live at home right now...we're still broke. I think it's the medical and student debts and the fact none of us can find work that isn't minnimum wage or substitute teaching without 5 years of previous work experience in that field.
I agree. Trying to get a job is getting more and more insane on the, qualifications, politics, judging so hard that even The Trinity couldn't get any job now, everything you mentioned, the insane greed and corruption required to go through to even get qualified for any job, the fact that even if you miraculously get a job, nobody cares unless they can replace you a.s.a.p. everyone is always desperate to do anything to make money to survive, is always never quite good enough to get hired unless the relative of the interviewer, big time boss's relative, and manger's relative, you are, or just buy out the corrupt, insane, picky, company that you can barely afford. We will be okay if we get hired and promoted to a high rank anywhere in The Devil's job secter. lol l.o.l.
6:57 This is far too relatable. Like when you’re thinking about death, but also an organ donor and wondering if there’s a way to notify someone in time to use your organs.
9:46 my physio lady said that the cracky-crunch is usually just the tendons snapping in and out of place over the bones in your ankle, or gas bubbles being released from spots between the bones. Neither of which is generally a problem unless it starts hurting, or if it started recently bc of an injury.
That macaroni thing,,, I don't have anymore boxes and my dad a couple months ago bought a gigantic amount of them if that tells you anything. I miss it too because I had the best way to make it!
The worst thing in the world for me at least is when your friend asked you at school or anywhere to do a simple task to prove a point you know that you've done it before and then you fail that task and then you feel depressed
Emkay: "You ever notice that a hammer looks like a wee guy swinging a bat?" Me being me: "No, I always thought that a wee guy swinging a bat looks like a hammer."
To the Joshua Swain picture, there was a meme back in 2018. There was a group chat on Facebook Messenger that included over 10 Joshua swains, they were given a location and 3 years to prep. There was a meeting on April 24th of 2021. All of the Joshua swains have met and fought to keep their title
9:01 There are two types of people in this world: Jimin and Taehyung
Stan Jungwoo
Oooooooooooooooooooooo hecc yeah
@@EmKay hell yea
@@EmKay wait, i am probably gonna be r/woooosh - ed but uh..
you know nct??
@@EmKay ePiC. Thanks for the like btw. not trying to be that guy, sucking up to ya, but your my literal favorite guy on the planet. (DONT TELL DAMIEN)
Fun fact: Of the 23 stab wounds on Julius Caesar’s body, only ONE was actually fatal. A perfect analogy for group projects
Nicholas Bender holy cow
even more accurate
So most of them didn't even try lmao
@Elisa Castro RA-RA-RASPUTIN
@Elisa Castro Or the first one. Never said which one was fatal.
I feel called out in every single one of these
Ikr?
What, so you were hit by a fricken Moose balls?
Don’t we all....?
Dude stop...
I mean if you live in canada like i do it's bound to happen. It's a price to pay for free healthcare.
“you can start screaming, basically anywhere. its not illegal or anything”
librarians: so...you have chosen death
So you have chosen... Death*
i certainly did
It's treason then
Facts 😂
Librarian used BOOK GOT YEET
2:12 *slams table aggressively* 23 STAB WOUNDS
I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THAT FJDNDB YES
CONNOR MOMENT
The fact that Freddie Mercury said "You can do what you want with my image, just don't make it boring" and later sued Vanilla Ice for stealing the bassline to "Under Pressure" in "Ice Ice Baby" might just be the absolute best way I've heard somebody call another person's music boring.
Yay
or maybe exposing yourself as a liar...
Can’t blame them
I'm watching this instead of doing a lot of important things. No regrets
Quarantine bro, what things can be more important than Emkay?
Особенно в России вахпыхав
Seriously man these videos are like fucking crack for procrastinators, we know we shouldn't do this, but we do it anyway
Aren’t we all?
Same.....
Amelie Warneck lol i haven’t done a single piece of schoolwork since quarantine started.
Today I have learned: Emkay is very entertaining to watch when painting your nails at 1:17 am while heavily sleep deprived and weeks behind on hw.
if you need to talk we are here
Hey! Daughter of a paramedic here. My mom told me the reason why we like spicy food. Not masochism, but spicy food releases a chemical akin to opioids (I think?) to lessen the pain and that also gives us a bit of happiness so we just keep eating it and our body keeps producing _the good chemicals_ and yeah.
Time to start eating all the spicy food I can
paramedic? you right? cus i think he gave you drugs i never saw spicy food giving you happines go for me i eat spicy food ever day and the only thing i get is fire shit so stop with the bs my amigo r/quityourbs
so basically, the drugs of the food world
At the beginning, I was completely prepared to say "truck."
I've been betrayed, backstabbed, and, quite possibly, bamboozled.
Donut Narwhal oof 4 u
*SHAMONE*
Same but it is way bettwr
I know thisis stupid but bamboozled remind me of mumbo jumbo because you know BAMBOO-zled and.......12 bamboo is something that is related to him
P.s mumbo for mayor
RoseFantasy ji
Random but I like it
also, when Julius Caesar was assasinated, 60 people said they would do it, he was stabbed 23 times, (some probably by the same person) but on examening the body, only 1 happend to be deadly, meaning this group project of 60 people was carried out by 1 individual and I think that is a perfect analogy for group projects
Copy
@@27lasers yes I learned it from somewhere else, but I didn't just copy paste I actually wrote it out. Cause I ain't a fucking god so I don't know everything so I have to learn stuff and I like to spread knowledge further.
yeah thats how... research works. everything is a copy.
@@soupcan exactly
@@27lasers do us all a favour and Google the term "research". 💻
7:46 "for every like on this video Robin will do one push up"
there's 106k likes
Robin Gon Be Buff As Hell
Did you meet a German cyborg who interrogated you
Btw hes not buff cause hes not gonna do more than 7 pushups
@@ErckDaClerck 7 AND A HALF
@@geeknat8981 preety sure it said 7
IMO, us newer gens should name news titles, they'll be funny.
"Something about Kim Kardashian"
"Burning California Part 2; Electric Boogaloo"
"Trump isn't a politician but he's acting like one"
yeah and the people who write them probably act like me having an idea for a story and then staring at a blank google dog for 2 hours trying to figure out how to start my story
You've been hit by.
You've been struck by.
*_bread box_*
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
a goose menital
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
*_DON'T YOU WANA TOUCHA THE CHILD?!_*
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
*bird* *poop*
...
these replies are weird
Mom: I gave birth to you
Me: And who's fault was that?
Mom: ...
Dad, having a perfectly timed realization that there's no more milk:
Pain, My friend?
Thats a crap excuse in an arguement I gAvE bIrTh To YoU
Ok boomer
@@Viper-0926 just say "and i had to deal with you for (age number) years
@@ultragamer-lp9gu but the mom could say the same thing i would say
Did i ask to be in a possible ending world in this crappy house its not my fault your irresponsible
me: literally going to my homies place. COVID 19: GET HIM!!! He's leaving his bunker!!!!!!!
I can’t relate I am not afry
AFRAID OOF AND CAT IS GOD
It's almost 6AM now. I didn't sleep at all. I spent the whole night watching TH-cam, and decided to stay here because my arm is aching. No regrets.
9:46 Fun fact: When you are trying to be silent and walk quietly your brain pays more attention to the noises around you, especially your own noises as you try to be quiet. This is in response to your mind anticipating your mom waking up to see you eating shredded mozzarella at 2 AM in just your undies
That is more relatable to me than in should be
Nope
I ware cloths and get milk AND don’t get cought. Take that
@@forestsgachagarden4307 You obviously didn't get caught skipping English class, either.
@@lizzieandmocha1131 I didn’t skip any of my classes I am just naturally bad at spelling 😊 have a good day random person!
0:56
"y'all mfs got a silencer I got a loudencer"
My brain : when it pulls the trigger it'll
*H O N K*
artilery cannon emulator
Hmm nah fam I hear the skeleton doot time it would fire
@Amelie Warneck neighbour: *anime mode* peace was never be an option
"For every like on this video, Robin will do one push-up"
Well Robin, get ready to do a LOT of push-ups
But he said he wouldn't do more than 7 pushups
So...... yeah
@@ErckDaClerck ok erick thanks for telling us
@@ErckDaClerck no, he said how ever many likes there are.
@@genagage6299 look at the corner
4:33 i just want to say, *Robin* who has the name of a bird talking to a bird like a homie is one of the best thing on the world
At 12:05, the whole “I gave birth to you” is easily counteracted by me. When I was born, my umbilical cord actually killed me. I had to be revived at the scene. Thus, it was not my mother who gave me life, it was a doctor that I will probably never meet. So, when she says “I gave birth to you!” I respond with “You killed me.”
Her way of solving that problem was to say I wrapped the cord around my own throat and killed myself.
Woah wait what? I didn’t even know that could happen! Straight outta the womb and then wow...
Kolove Katoanga Apparently I wrapped the cord once around my chest and three times around my neck. I was born purple, and I was dead. They had to revive me. My biggest question is this: Did my body have a previous soul that left when my body died, and that I replaced? Or did I actually die, and come back to life?
Cat Whisk I must have a reason that I am on this planet. If the gods yeeted me back to the mortal world, then there must be a reason that I am here.
You’ll be the next person to solve climate change that’s why they Yeetit you back to Earth
Oeeo6 Lols Haha. I may be smart, but I don’t think that my mind can find that solution.
13:05 for those wondering this is a callback to a meme where one person named Josh Swain brought 65 people named Josh Swain into a group chat and challenged them to a fight on April 24 2021 the winner keeps the name while all the losers are forced to change it.
U forgot to mention they all have the first name "Josh"
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw OMG I'M SO STUPID
The legacy of the Josh fight
6:30 me who doesn't like cake: HAHA YOU FOOL I AM IMMUNE
13:10 the josh fight happened, basically every person named josh fought to be the only one to keep the name, this is the result
“Future self 2 months ago”
Don’t you mean past...
Time is cyclical
EmKay
@@michaelmyers8596 *_what_*
@@f22rover
ah heehee
@* Alex * .
I’ve had the whale sink thing I can tell it’s 100% worth it
Same
It's not a whale...!!!
LordBaneThePlayer, I forgot that Orcas are dolphins
1:49 *double click to activate *
And then do it again
“you’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by… a moose general “
Moose Genital*
*TRUCK
;-;
oh no our truck..! it’s broken!
There are two types of people in this world:
One who expects the unexpected
And
The one who doesn't expect
*THE SPANISH INQUISITION*
You were expecting *THE SPANISH INQUISITION* but *IT WAS I, DIO*
That's how my country philipines got colonized
I prefer to expect the expected because if I expect the unexpected it means it is now expected
@@djpvp9086 oof
Sweet as Suga dang bro I thought I was weird
‘Boy age 9, so obsessed with gaming he spends six hours a day’ how outrageous, truly outrageous. This is the end times when little boys play for SIX hours
The fellas at Lad's Incorporated game for a minimum of 15 hours every day. Game sleep repeat boys
@@EmKay SAY WHATS THROBBIN!!! OR ILL DRAW YOU AS A.FURY AND HALF TRUMP!
@@lamuerte3328 You monster!
Yesterday i pulled off my first all nighter, was awake for 38.5 hours.
@@jedrzejklakowski1820 no you get rekt boi
I once binge watched somebody playing cuphead for 8 hours because I was bored
Hey I've heard Cuphead is actually a pretty difficult game... now I'm intrigued lol
DID ANYONE ASKED (THIS ISNT EVEN RELATED TO THE VIDEO)
The Latin class Harry Potter Tumblr post was written by Hermione and Annabeth.
Yes! First thing that I thought of
They might have actually learnt Greek and Latin
There was very few lessons shown so the lessons (that we have seen very few) could have been about Latin and Greek
Hi
If my mom comes with the argument: "I birth you" i say: "that was your choice"
Hot Choco i cant do that i was an accident
Hot Choco i cant do that i was an accident
Say lol ur problem
ShakerCheeseIsRite but it was their choice to frik
@@ShakerCheeseIsRite yea well tell em they are missing their tooth when they wake up if they don't stop bugging you, and they might just wake up from a lot of pain
works every time
EmKay: ONLY FOR GAMERS
me, secretly a sentient toaster: hehe they'll never know..
You fools, it was me, SCP-426 all along!
I know you're a sentient toaster you sneaky poptart/bread goodener
same
@@Whathefox. HELP I CANT LEAVE FIRST PERSON
No you're a carrot you dirty liar
This lifts my spirit up and gets my mind off things thankyou :)
that was not your fault the kids were dying you cant save the kids that was not your fault
7:46 Robin you better have done 115 thousand pushups, especially by now
My friend: I had a dream where I was dating my crush
My dreams: your friend is selling an owl
i never dreamt of dating my crush bc ik it wont happen. 200iq, dont gotta tell me, ik.
Your friends are kinda lame
What about those dreams where the stuff you dreamt happens the next day. Those are weird.
@@thecatladytm7172 happened to me a couple times, n yea, that shits weird cuz ur like "i swear i just loved this through wtf"
For how much
My depression: *Exist*
Robin: *Starts talking
My depression: Why do I hear boss music?
Honestly just any narrator lets be honest
@@charleyeyey3124 any narrator who is funny
Robin sounds like if swaggersouls had constant nasal congestion and read math on his free time.
“We’ll get back to normal soon”
Me a whole year in this shet
"he attacc
he attacc
but most importantly
he attacc"
*my bird in a nutshell*
My hamster does the same thing
@@Iforgothowtodothis lol
YES i have a cockatiel and once every blue moon he lets me pet him.
I want to cracc bacc
My rat vs my foot with a sock in a nutshell
petition for emkay to make his intro dark mode so it doesn’t hurt my eyes anymore
ILL JOIN! cause it hurts my eyes too 😓😶
@@jem_jaqovich same
real gamers use light theme everywhere, only weaklings use dark theme
Yes
Petition signed
SOMEONE MADE AN AMERICAN PIE MEME, that was my favorite song for like, 2 years and I still love it, no one in my generation knows about that song, wow, that was one blast from the past
i squealed
american pie meme? let me google it
At this point these videos are the only thing keeping me sane
"Youve been hit by"
"Youve been struck by"
"A moose genitsl"
"SHAMONE"
I burst out laughing
The fact that it was a tab.
@@whathappenedtohomeitchange7570 ?
Ye not even 10 seconds in the vid and I'm already laughing wtf
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
trucc🚘
Isn’t that muzan if so how is he in the human world
No one:
Commercials now:
"During these troubling times..."
During these uncertain times, is another thing they say.
@@solpokevids4699 One thing is certain...RESULTS
100th like
I spent about 14-20hours a week just watching your channel and laughing at 2am to some cursed comments and actually everything xd
for some reason I easily fall asleep to this video specifically. idk why but I do.
Everyone: Stuck in qurantine and being sad
Emkay:
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
a
MOOSE GENITALLLLLLLLLLLL
You already know da vibes
He he
He didn’t really make it but ok
ZackCantDoYT ok
@@zacharyylol2585 I know he didn't make it. He still lights up my day anyway.
If your mom ever uses the "I gave birth to you" argument, just respond "See, you started this whole problem."
Or just say: "I never asked to be birthed!"
"mother, i'm literally *A D O P T E D* "
Underated comment
When people ask you if you’ve met someone before:
*meets someone online*
“McDonalds doesn’t taste too good”
Can we just appreciate the jamming music in the background of every video?
15:27 „gas weg“ in german means „slow down“. i know it was a joke, i just want to clear it up for anyone who is interested
Fellow German?
Germans unite
Gluten Tag
I tried to skip back to the part I left at and I ended up with this:
“You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by-“
*a fine gender*
For me: you’ve been hit by, you e been struck by, “an a minus”
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
truck
BAOW
nicole nagy
Cars are so friendly when they’re coming *straight* at you to say hi!
@Anakin Skywalker hell yes
For me it was a speck on the face of Jupiter
My name is Bread.
Don't hmu, I can't even toast myself.
I’ve actually watched the video of the dog eating a burrito in a single second. It truly awesome.
Nobody:
Diaper commercials: *BORNNN TO BEEE WIIIIIILLDDD*
True lmao
I can't stop laughing
Lol! I'm dying
bOrN tAh be wILlD
I JUST GOT A AD FOR IT ON THIS VIDEO
"Can anyone afford a house now?" Does it count if we'll be renting, there are four of us on the lease, and two of us are having to cove the initial cost cause if so no. But I never ate avacado toast to begin with nor do the 3 friends I'm moving in with lol. I guess semi healthy eating choices like avacado on toast isn't why we're broke cause we all eat like shit and technically live at home right now...we're still broke. I think it's the medical and student debts and the fact none of us can find work that isn't minnimum wage or substitute teaching without 5 years of previous work experience in that field.
mmmmhhhm yum avocadooo
Yummmy me likie avocado
Homie you wanna talk? You ok bro?
damn u good bro??
I agree. Trying to get a job is getting more and more insane on the, qualifications, politics, judging so hard that even The Trinity couldn't get any job now, everything you mentioned, the insane greed and corruption required to go through to even get qualified for any job, the fact that even if you miraculously get a job, nobody cares unless they can replace you a.s.a.p. everyone is always desperate to do anything to make money to survive, is always never quite good enough to get hired unless the relative of the interviewer, big time boss's relative, and manger's relative, you are, or just buy out the corrupt, insane, picky, company that you can barely afford. We will be okay if we get hired and promoted to a high rank anywhere in The Devil's job secter. lol l.o.l.
I'm legit watching this at night
6:57 This is far too relatable. Like when you’re thinking about death, but also an organ donor and wondering if there’s a way to notify someone in time to use your organs.
there are two types of people in this world:
*Terrorist and Counter-Terrorist*
Fang the gamer and *spectators*
@@KoolMoth lol
*the bomb has been planted*
No, there are the furries or the furries because nobody can escape
F
A tip for arguments with your mom: If she says "I carried you for 9 months," say "I found my adoption papers."
Bro I thought this was my comment
What the fuck
@@johnnyjoestar2957 wait it isn't?
Or better yet, say "I didn't choose to be born"
@@madkirk7431 my name has a lowercase j in joestar
Emkay: “burger king is gonna make a whopper thats 100% furry meat” me: 👁👄👁
Fuck Burger King
👁👄👁
👁👄👁 evolves to 👁👃👁
👄
Going back to may 2020 and seeing quarantine jokes is agonizing
Person: "I like your profile pic"
Me: *forgot what it was and has to look at it*
I like your profile pic
@@Spaceyweeb thank you
I think your profile pic is lying to me
@@lenivys no it's not, I'm pretty sure it's honest
@@clrdmask no your full of lies
"Jack, Robin, Lexi and Zach is the crew,
It's a m'kay brew."
What about Damien. I love Damien
@@misspolly4304
He isn't part of the crew anymore
EnderTeimant why
@@natalyflores3212 he didn't want to be part of it. He left himself.
Damien has his own channel y'all. It's Damien Lee
9:46 my physio lady said that the cracky-crunch is usually just the tendons snapping in and out of place over the bones in your ankle, or gas bubbles being released from spots between the bones. Neither of which is generally a problem unless it starts hurting, or if it started recently bc of an injury.
When mom says I gave birth to you in a argument just say did I ask
Guy in the internet: 2020 will be a good year
2020: Fire in Australia, WW3 almost happened and
C̶̵ ̛͜O͘͟ ̶̕R̴̛ ̢͏O̷ ́͝͠N̵҉ ̡À͜͝
Now we gotta deal with the fallout of covid19: countries doing literally any other thing besides of actual work: electric bungalow
Gorota?
yup ; - ;
When you win in an argument against your mom:
We won. Mr.Stark.
I've won, but at what cost?
@@szandorthe13th your future physical and mental well-being
:D
@@szandorthe13th : )
Good Lord the dish washing thing is so accurate it's my least favorite part about being an adult.
7:00 As an Italian I can confirm driving in Italy is like mario kart
All my ADs have been reduced to gibberish, I mean foreign, I mean Welsh.
I speak welsh and somtimes yeah Iswear welsh is just gibberish but with meaning.
that J.K.Simmons impression was really good
0:01 OH MY GOD I FOUND WHERE MY SUFFERING STARTED- THIS AUDIO HAS BEEN VIVIDLY IN MY HEAD FOR A YEAR
"Do you have a special talent?"
Hajime;
I was legit just thinking that
Ya, Hajime is just a useless student with no ultimate, even I'm more useful than him
shut it nagito
which one?
"i can discover culprits because they're fucking stupid lmaoo"
It’ll be hard to explain Gen Z humor to adults.
*”We just find playing the half a second beginning of Shawtys the funniest thing.”*
Thanks for being a positive influence to help
That macaroni thing,,, I don't have anymore boxes and my dad a couple months ago bought a gigantic amount of them if that tells you anything.
I miss it too because I had the best way to make it!
Whenever it’s robin I always think he’s gonna say “hello guys it’s robin and today we’re gonna be robin a bank” lol
mmm. Robin the bank today.
Robin singing at the start be making me feel what heaven is like
A mooooose genital
*Achieved Heaven*
Bro laughed so hard that i got out of breath on soda one
You have to master all six elements to open that cake container quietly
video: *gamers only!!;)*
me: **downloads undertale and minecraft*
me: *finally, my time has come.*
huzzah! a person of quality!
@• Rosalie Marilyn • no u dont understand I did
lol
Nobody:
Me: I'm a depressed, lazy gamer. Enjoy your life
Robin: "No its four tired."
Me: *Hears Robin's friend making a god awful bicycle joke.*
The worst thing in the world for me at least is when your friend asked you at school or anywhere to do a simple task to prove a point you know that you've done it before and then you fail that task and then you feel depressed
The beginning was amazing
12:43 Contrary to popular belief, bullet bills are not very common in italy, they are however very common on american schools.
Im american and i approve of this message
that's a big yikes from me chief.
oh nO
Me: uses logic in an argument
My mom: I gave you life
Me: I didn’t ask for that!
the thumbnail: haha gamer funny meme lol
me: *is able to relate*
also me: I'm think i'm depressed
i had to go get sandwich in middle of this video cause this was becoming too relatable and i was hungry
Emkay: "You ever notice that a hammer looks like a wee guy swinging a bat?"
Me being me: "No, I always thought that a wee guy swinging a bat looks like a hammer."
Lol
WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU DUMB AND SMART AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THATS THE SAME THING
Here’s a tip against moms: if they pull the “I gave birth to you” card just say “but did I ask to be born?”
thanks
"No but I also didn't want you to be"
To those who want to try this: my sister and I tried it a while back and it just gets you more scolding
But it takes courage!
Once, my friend accidentally closed a door on his mom's toe, she- she grounded him from closing doors. Just had to say that.
the reason fingers are not as good as finding food in ur teeth cuz when ur tongue finds food, it’s actually in the back of ur teeth and not the front
Satan:I'll give you a wish, but when you die you will go to hell.
Me:I wish that the devil stopped existing
Satan:Your wish is grante
"I gave birth to you"
"I never asked you to do that"
alt reply;
"Guess you also gave me all your comebacks"
whales are but a small speck in the eyes of jupiter you blubber nugget
im not lying when i say i laughed at this for ten minutes nonstop
To the Joshua Swain picture, there was a meme back in 2018. There was a group chat on Facebook Messenger that included over 10 Joshua swains, they were given a location and 3 years to prep. There was a meeting on April 24th of 2021. All of the Joshua swains have met and fought to keep their title