Chris Hansen Is Back And Better Than Ever

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3904

    wow what a very very good video. hey look at this: Go to www.audible.com/gus or text GUS to 500500 to get a free audiobook and 30-day free trial!

    • @nedr.2487
      @nedr.2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      thanks entertainment captain

    • @chrisgeenen6940
      @chrisgeenen6940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gus Johnson could you please subscribe to Gus Johnson?

    • @pagnedaman3777
      @pagnedaman3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAO! That throwaway Chris Hansen impression was fantastic!!!!! I watched you before you blew up Reddit!

    • @guyeveryonehates5403
      @guyeveryonehates5403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gus Johnson that singing at the start was beautiful daddy gussy. Also, love this video papi

    • @TravisEaly
      @TravisEaly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit dude I been watching this constantly. I'm so glad you're covering it.

  • @g.molina3269
    @g.molina3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8043

    He was eating that pizza bc he knew that'd be his last decent meal before going to the *s l a m m e r*

    • @3DSDF
      @3DSDF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I would've done the same thing lol. Would've eaten the pizza nice and slow to savor the taste.

    • @ElloLoJo
      @ElloLoJo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Slamminnnnnnnnnn’
      RIP slammin’ meme gone but never forgotten

    • @ShyGuy1919
      @ShyGuy1919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Actually, something like 9/10 of the people on the show are released. Unless they send pictures or bring items that suggest they intended to have sex, the police simply can't charge them with the crimes.

    • @bootyholemoist
      @bootyholemoist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in that situation id do the same thing

    • @chrisgonepro9648
      @chrisgonepro9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3DSDF shitttt I would’ve taken it with me to go on the police ride to the jailhouse looool

  • @wendymccoy1093
    @wendymccoy1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    "Oh you're not going to give me a hug?" Is basically the creeper motto.

    • @katiannacagle3244
      @katiannacagle3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      How are you supposed to respond I’ve never figured it out

    • @kaykay6286
      @kaykay6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@katiannacagle3244 just say "no" as bluntly as possible and walk away, if it's that easy

    • @katiannacagle3244
      @katiannacagle3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Kay Kay I wish!!! I work at a gas station/truck stop and the guys - no matter how insistently I tell them I’m not interested - refuse to stop talking to me. I’ve had to threaten to call the cops on a few repeat offenders 😂😅

    • @kaykay6286
      @kaykay6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@katiannacagle3244 That really sucks, I'm sorry :/

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katiannacagle3244 oof

  • @cyancyborg1477
    @cyancyborg1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    "Well is that against the law?"
    Yes.
    "Do I seem like a dirty disgusting person?"
    YES!

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember the south park episode?

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read that last bit right when I said “yes” out loud 😅😄

  • @mikecassidy9185
    @mikecassidy9185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    For kids that don't know...
    Chris Hansen was basically Batman if Batman told rapists to have a seat and read their sexually charged MSN chat room logs in front of them and broadcasted nationwide.
    Epic.

    • @mrmccgoo1530
      @mrmccgoo1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That....
      That is a very specific Batman...

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then he sold out...

    • @Swamp_dweller
      @Swamp_dweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its also all on youtube for anyone who wants to watch!!

    • @gregg7233
      @gregg7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@spiritbx1337 did he? How? Seriously asking, not starting an argument. I just havent seen him since oldschool dateline

    • @mjolnirsoul9214
      @mjolnirsoul9214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@gregg7233 he completely ruined the whole onision case and then made a documentary about it that went specifically against the wishes of the victims

  • @LOAblue
    @LOAblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    I like how this 44-year-old creep thinks it'll sound completely normal that he wanted to "hang out" with a 13-year-old.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Eh, I think we need to get over thinking that adults and kids can't possibly ever be friends or that the adult MUST have suspicious motives for wanting to hang out with a kid. We should just teach people how to tell the difference. Maybe it's because I've got a neurological disability and tend to get along with much younger people rather than those my own age but the idea that adults and kids can't be friends is much more harmful than helpful, especially to disabled folks like me.

    • @LOAblue
      @LOAblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@BJGvideos You make a good point, but I think it depends on the situation too. If the adult also knows the kid's parents, and the parents are fully aware of their kid hanging out with the other adult, that might be alright. But that obviously wasn't this guy's intention in the video.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@LOAblue Well yeah of course not here. But that's what I mean, teach people how to tell the difference.

    • @giqwaju3691
      @giqwaju3691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      BJGvideos The context in the video crushes that probability though.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@giqwaju3691 Again, that's why we should teach people how to tell the difference.

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10226

    Fun fact: the original "To Catch a Predator" show got tanked cause some guy committed suicide when the cops showed up.

    • @DareMurdok
      @DareMurdok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

      lol awesome

    • @amostlyreasonableguy
      @amostlyreasonableguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

      David Baldwin I don't know man I saw a follow up clip on TH-cam some guy did where he talked about some of the different guys that got arrested and what they got charged with including convictions. Most of the guys just happen to plead down to a lower charge because they haven't been caught previously before.

    • @ashtonpierce9675
      @ashtonpierce9675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      @@amostlyreasonableguy that is pretty reasonable reasonable guy

    • @bkjess6589
      @bkjess6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Joshua Crain jesus...

    • @matts5247
      @matts5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      David Baldwin doesn’t matter their face is now associated with being a scumbag. Never will get a job girlfriend etc.

  • @DyslexicAnaboko
    @DyslexicAnaboko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    My favorite to catch a predator moment was a guy who was trying to convince Chris Hansen that he was actually coming over to the young girl's house to tell her about the dangers of speaking to older men on the internet. It was awe inspiring.

    • @Kami-ic3je
      @Kami-ic3je 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      my favorite was when the guy said “well actually I was just coming over to pick up a cupcake”

    • @bridgerolson3556
      @bridgerolson3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a teacher wasn’t it?

    • @DyslexicAnaboko
      @DyslexicAnaboko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bridgerolson3556 wouldn't surprise me, I think you are right actually I just can't confirm it.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s like the Bradbury brothers kidnapping a girl to show how dangerous Craigslist really is 😂

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If there were actually a parallel program out there and they tried to catch each other and pulled out camera crews at the same time that'd be hilarious 😂

  • @DTNNighthawk
    @DTNNighthawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Gus: “Dude I can’t even eat food while I’m watching this video of someone else’s life falling apart in front of their eyes”
    Me: *eating Chinese food and laughing while watching this guys life fall apart in front of his eyes*

    • @04killer07
      @04killer07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m eating popcorn while watching this

    • @emmachristopher1017
      @emmachristopher1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was eating a sandwich lol

    • @ashleysong5721
      @ashleysong5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I prefer to eat mashed potatoes and gravy whilst I watch pedophiles get their lives ruined

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m having a smoothie

    • @aennaenn7468
      @aennaenn7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Be me: literally shoveling chili dogs one after the other and laughing out loud mouth full the whole time.

  • @XI_frankSTAR_IX
    @XI_frankSTAR_IX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    Have you seen the episode when the pedo calls the girl “cutie pie” in the texts and then when Chris walks out of the door he says “hey cutie pie” to the pedo 😂

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      have you seen the episode where the guys says "you feel me?" while getting arrested
      and they're like "yes we are filming"

    • @XI_frankSTAR_IX
      @XI_frankSTAR_IX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      th-cam.com/video/VOBgE10sEQE/w-d-xo.html
      In this one he says “hey boo” to the pedo 😂

    • @isaacdagreat7876
      @isaacdagreat7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes lol

    • @isaacdagreat7876
      @isaacdagreat7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CitizenSnips69 I have lol

    • @georgepantello8065
      @georgepantello8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is the coolest thing ever

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3022

    Chris Hansen? More like Chris _Handsome._

    • @the12thghostface13
      @the12thghostface13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hi Fleece Johnson

    • @uglyhorns4640
      @uglyhorns4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Immortal Sun-kun I thought your profile was a cat with glasses

    • @theburger3936
      @theburger3936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But I calls ya Chris H A N D S O M E

    • @travamongshrubs
      @travamongshrubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way

    • @ladymidnight4282
      @ladymidnight4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The choice is yours

  • @Len124
    @Len124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Imagine if Hansen accepted the slice. Would've really cut the tension. The guy's like, "Well, the world may think I"m a pedophile, but I'll be damned if I let them think I'm not a gentlemen!"

  • @Gid-J
    @Gid-J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I'm still concerned about the 19 y-old theater student. I hope this gig pays well because it really ups the stakes from staring in "Horton Hears a Who".

    • @YanosProductions
      @YanosProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      a.j.s. No she was staring at the movie ya du-
      Ya dumb face hole

    • @fantomp1773
      @fantomp1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@YanosProductions Maybe it’s both! They starred in the movie, where they stared at something.

    • @YanosProductions
      @YanosProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fantomp that could very well be possible

    • @caitlinjopepe541
      @caitlinjopepe541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For real, I feel like this could be traumatizing for anyone

    • @ethangoldsmith9332
      @ethangoldsmith9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would imagine that they have bodyguards or police or something like that

  • @estrogenwoman6111
    @estrogenwoman6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3939

    Chris is like pushing 60 and still looks so good dude wtf

    • @mothman6264
      @mothman6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Estrogen Woman Chris Hanson more like Chris Handsome

    • @allwinpaul747
      @allwinpaul747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      You can call him Chris *Handsome*

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Busting sex offenders has a rejuvenating effect on the skin apparently

    • @Lazysupermutant
      @Lazysupermutant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Agreed, he's a goddamn silver fox!

    • @trevorkimber7434
      @trevorkimber7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would plow Cris Hansen into next week like what a silver fox. (No homo)

  • @lokthuum
    @lokthuum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    who would have thought that months later, chris hansen would be on youtube, investigating a certain youtuber

    • @SpaceKruezer
      @SpaceKruezer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      *cough* onision *cough*

    • @plainbagel4411
      @plainbagel4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Idaho Krueger Shh you’ll summon him

    • @Frostta4583
      @Frostta4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@plainbagel4411 Some say if you say his name three times in the mirror at three AM, with three lit candles, three feet away from the sink, three months into the year...... March. That he'll miraculously appear behind you Screaming some shit about how victims of rape are just as guilty as the rapist, if they don't immediately report it to the authorities. Regardless of Coping, processing time, and recovery. Also screaming "HOW AGE IS JUST A NUMBER" Or "LOOK AT MY VEGETARIAN BODY!!!!". Some scary Ari Aster shit right there...

    • @eringracem
      @eringracem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Frostta4583 Yeah, but you have to be 17 for this to work.

    • @loverunriley
      @loverunriley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gus himself

  • @thegameshow7583
    @thegameshow7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Why are all the Jeff’s in the world pedophiles. I wish to one day join Jeff Goldblum and redeem the Glorious name of Jeff

    • @willowd0ll
      @willowd0ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's okay, we know you're a good man, Jeff

    • @dragan2324
      @dragan2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@willowd0ll He's Jeff Copp, not Jeff Criminal

    • @willowd0ll
      @willowd0ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dragan2324 that made me make an ungodly sound

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Alexander Steel No no, it's more like the screech of a pterodactyl

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my name jeff

  • @QuestionableKenz
    @QuestionableKenz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Imagine being a 19 year old theatre kid getting an internship with a major network, and then getting told: "hey I know we're not paying you, but we want you to pretend to be a 13 year old to lure out a predator...that's the biz!"

    • @majorpwner241
      @majorpwner241 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real irony being that these same people F little girls on their casting couch when they're not making shows about 'catching predators'.

  • @elreydelmundo1343
    @elreydelmundo1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    "Hey baby, I'm a middle aged lift driver with a very very small ween" omg I'm so using that line

    • @misteranthropy7082
      @misteranthropy7082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@flamboyantwarlock7101 zing!

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@flamboyantwarlock7101 nice

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swoon

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flamboyantwarlock7101
      Daaammmmmnnnnnnnnnn

    • @tobybitle1677
      @tobybitle1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hopefully you use it on girls who are over 18 lmao

  • @ayakostitz1731
    @ayakostitz1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    I really wanna see more of Gus roasting these predators and fangirling over Chris Hansen for an entire video. I need more of this in my life.

    • @overtherenowaitthere
      @overtherenowaitthere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg another billiam subscriber, did you watch his video of the digimon reboot hes watching with his gf and his roommates?

    • @callmemarnie2228
      @callmemarnie2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He should do the original to catch a predator

    • @vancleave100
      @vancleave100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They should go after female predators

    • @matthewmcguire64
      @matthewmcguire64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Check out mista gg

    • @japanesebeaver2856
      @japanesebeaver2856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree this is my favorite video he made

  • @brianbadbrains
    @brianbadbrains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “I’m not that big but I know how to please a woman... oh do ya? Then why would you be trying to get a 13 year old

    • @ughegh3628
      @ughegh3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's a lot of psychology behind it, thus it's less about him being able to get a woman (though I doubt that was happening) and more about children in general

    • @wiggy5209
      @wiggy5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Because they like Yu-Gi-Oh duh" 😏

  • @kaiVr
    @kaiVr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Chris Hansen is like the the principal that would want to “talk to you” the read out everything you have ever done in your life🤣

    • @xanifyy
      @xanifyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @janetbettis9447
      @janetbettis9447 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe reading everybody's book of life on the other side...

  • @thehumungus9066
    @thehumungus9066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    It always amazes me that nearly every single one of these pedophiles has no idea what Chris Hanson even looks like.

    • @frenchtoast2319
      @frenchtoast2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Humungus they're actors that's why. No one gets arrested.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@frenchtoast2319 but they do. There were even lawsuits by the people caught by them

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@frenchtoast2319 theres a lot of episodes with them getting tackled by police on the way out, pizza in hand

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      RINGER But to be fair if he thinks they're actors I guess he thinks that's acting though, lol, that's how acting works.

    • @jarretclement5162
      @jarretclement5162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      To be sure, gus looks like a creep. But to call him a pedophile in the comments of his own vid is a bit much!

  • @olliefoxton1193
    @olliefoxton1193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    I love how they always get the predators to bring them snacks

    • @AdrianVanOyan
      @AdrianVanOyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It further connects them to the chat

    • @user-go6dd3tx7f
      @user-go6dd3tx7f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And probably to check for roofies and stuff

    • @87channels
      @87channels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They get hungry spending so much time on chatboards

    • @PinePrince
      @PinePrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It’s all just a scam to get free snacks!

    • @christianmcbrearty
      @christianmcbrearty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PinePrince conspiracy confirmed

  • @ruebenaragon493
    @ruebenaragon493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    I never skip gus' sponsored content, he's just that cool a guy

    • @atomiczaa
      @atomiczaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Who ate all the fricken chips kip

    • @ruebenaragon493
      @ruebenaragon493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@atomiczaa lol you're awesome

    • @MB-sy9ll
      @MB-sy9ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This cow got into an onion patch

    • @kalebfisher8278
      @kalebfisher8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel the same with Daniel Thrasher- they actually know how to do it properly without shoving it down your gullet or being fake as hell

    • @atomiczaa
      @atomiczaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kalebfisher8278 yeah

  • @otsenrah
    @otsenrah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    dude's munchin down on pizza like that because he knows he's goin away for awhile

  • @zhebebe
    @zhebebe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1768

    the predator is very much pretending to be confident and unphased, you can see his soul leave his body.

    • @agentkruger797
      @agentkruger797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      for some reason that makes me hate him more.

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Precisely, I've faked confidence the very same way when my heart sinks, you don't know what to do at that point so you pretend to be alright and have the moral high ground. Internally he was melting though.
      Never been in this situation though lmao

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@xgullafter9590 thank you for clarifying that it wasnt the same situation bahahah

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@IndianaJonas96 i promise!!! I swear this isn't me!!

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Homicide Ella Hahahaha that was beautifully worded.

  • @Canim000
    @Canim000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    His eating and drinking is an defence mechanism... when theres something in his mouth, he has time to think about what he will say next ..

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Also, you shouldn't let all that pizza go to waste!

    • @ant9690
      @ant9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whose fence?

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought maybe he thought hed look innocent if he acts comfortable enough to eat

    • @RIISK04
      @RIISK04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ant9690 what?

    • @Darakuo
      @Darakuo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RIISK04 De's fence

  • @mumpkeyking7624
    @mumpkeyking7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    He is shockingly really good at singing.

    • @Kimchifox
      @Kimchifox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro watch his Conway twitty cover?

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gus can sing, he’s done covers before I think, and he can play musical instruments.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tis just an arpeggio, I'm sure you can do it too easily

    • @luciddreaming4478
      @luciddreaming4478 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kimchifox
      Who would want to listen to Conway twitty?

  • @abbie_joan
    @abbie_joan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    and then in recent news, Chris Hansen fooled us all into hoping he would take down onision but was really just using the whole situation to get himself back on TV

  • @louisr7341
    @louisr7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    That impromptu Chris Hanson impression was lowkey spot on

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      1:45

    • @THATxONExGUY14
      @THATxONExGUY14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah i died after hearing that

    • @respectfulgamer7232
      @respectfulgamer7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fucking LOWKEY spot on huh?

    • @spielerkerl
      @spielerkerl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@respectfulgamer7232 . No one asked for your input. :)

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      right? i hadn’t heard chris hanson’s voice in years and i was shocked at how close they were

  • @christophercolwell8649
    @christophercolwell8649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    the “small pizza turned out to be bigger than I thought” was totally an innuendo...
    Come on, Gus.

    • @Haiylin
      @Haiylin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      #PizzaGate ????

  • @justlilly7653
    @justlilly7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It literally feels like your watching youtube with a good friend, he is so casual I love it

  • @brodieknight772
    @brodieknight772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He's definitely a real psychopath, Jeff. He's trying to casually gain power in the conversation by making it light, therefore dictating the pace.

  • @Ole_Rasmussen
    @Ole_Rasmussen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    He's eating that Cheese Pizza like it's the last he's ever gonna get.

  • @HoliTalksAboutStuff
    @HoliTalksAboutStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    Jimmy Kimmel really fell off..

    • @Tman0517
      @Tman0517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fuck I knew he looked familiar

    • @HoliTalksAboutStuff
      @HoliTalksAboutStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tman0517 Yea, i mean... if his show ever got cancelled i wonder what he'd be doing? hmmmm 🤔

    • @Tman0517
      @Tman0517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HoliTalksAboutStuff you never know, people can go crazy in the blink of an eye.

    • @memekampf1751
      @memekampf1751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wish Jimmy Kimmel would fall off a cliff

    • @RoyalT400
      @RoyalT400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can’t unsee it

  • @tacoman1883
    @tacoman1883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Imagine being the guy who just didn’t know it was illegal

  • @ewoods6294
    @ewoods6294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Gus is the epitome of the guy that I would let hold my drink at a party.

  • @Verlarn
    @Verlarn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    You're like a thicc sassy Leonardo DiCaprio.

    • @SebastianPerez-um5ht
      @SebastianPerez-um5ht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      SERN *Christopher Nolan

    • @alh7197
      @alh7197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Leo mixed w dwight shrute

    • @prisonmike6886
      @prisonmike6886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mixed with David spade

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's his own worst enemy

    • @caterpillar9512
      @caterpillar9512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      young cary elwes in the princess bride

  • @rookV1.08.4
    @rookV1.08.4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    The pedo trying to justify being there sounded like he thought this to himself and thought it was the most bulletproof alibi in the world. Like, he's so confident but it gets pulled apart immediately.

    • @pelicanman96
      @pelicanman96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol you know he was thinking about it on that whole drive there

    • @KeoniTurner
      @KeoniTurner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chris Hansen used his [Za Hando] to erase the pedo's confidence

  • @matthewrease2376
    @matthewrease2376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He's eating cause he was caught and he knows this is his last meal lmao.

  • @sable7922
    @sable7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Do you want to plough after algebra class"
    - Gus Johnson 2018

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      13 year old taking algebra? That's impressive.

  • @73245bibi
    @73245bibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    Gus looks like that guy that’s two weeks away from uncovering a huge government conspiracy and is slowly losing his mind to paranoia or a single uncle. No in between.

    • @cnashford2
      @cnashford2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Esp. at 8:43

    • @73245bibi
      @73245bibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      cnashford2 he’s coming close to his break through or about to get his tenth free pizza through Domino’s reward program.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is a "Single Uncle?"
      All Uncles are cool, and all uncles get mad pussy

    • @73245bibi
      @73245bibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zeranzeran not down here in yee haw land, son.

    • @73245bibi
      @73245bibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Dinkles it sounds too right to be wrong.

  • @Fristytoes
    @Fristytoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    genuinely laughed out loud when Gus went "BA-AA-AA-AAA-AA-AA-ALLS" in C major arpeggio
    Edit: timestamp is 8:39

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Do you have the time stamp?

    • @Fristytoes
      @Fristytoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@SlyHikari03 done, added it

    • @srishti5711
      @srishti5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I sang along with it because I've seen this video too many times.

    • @giqwaju3691
      @giqwaju3691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, it is the best part of the video. I love it.

    • @trevorkimber7434
      @trevorkimber7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks you for this

  • @stupidretard492
    @stupidretard492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Weirdly accurate Chris Hansen impersonation at the beginning lmao

  • @haremfanatic1014
    @haremfanatic1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I look back at this video and these comments. And I just feel sad, the enthusiasm and hope for a better tomorrow where we saw a man who would do right for victims of such abuse and monsters like Onison will rot.
    But after Chris Hansen’s Kickstarter scam, millions of dollars in debt and selling the Onison case to a fucking TV show.
    It is honestly the most horrible feeling to see what we perceived as a Arbiter of Justice is just a scam artist who cares nothing of the victims.

  • @audrey8275
    @audrey8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    i cannot get over how good his impression of chris hansen was

    • @nicolina429
      @nicolina429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmao same, when I heard Chris Hansen start actually talking, I lost it

    • @user-nf3hh8kn5r
      @user-nf3hh8kn5r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me neither. I cracked up when he started stuttering the "m" from "messages"

  • @playbxy666
    @playbxy666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    why is nobody talking about how good gus’ impression of chris was

    • @SerenityNow9015
      @SerenityNow9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      “And then you proceeded to, well, engage in a serious of provocative, sexually charged me-mememememememememe-messages.”

    • @iliveagain5933
      @iliveagain5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was looking for this comment

    • @StevenDNA86
      @StevenDNA86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad someone else said it!

    • @bishopm4401
      @bishopm4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His first impression I thought he was just fucking around and then no he wasn’t wow

    • @jaronhodgson9120
      @jaronhodgson9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honestly tho, he does do really good impressions

  • @favio194
    @favio194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Scary theory:
    He poisoned the pizza and began to eat the pizza once he knew it was a setup
    and offered them a slice to try to take one of them out with him

    • @Y0G0FU
      @Y0G0FU 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice Plan. He would have been a hero in the Pedophile World!

  • @metalwontsaveme
    @metalwontsaveme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My mother heard the “H͚̖̜̍̃͐A̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍H͚̖̜̍̃͐A̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ M̘͈̺̪͓̺ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋O̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨT̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊H͚̖̜̍̃͐E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑R̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆ F̳͉̼͉̙͔͈͕̂̉̇U̟͎̲͕̼̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈C͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅK̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̿̑ͯͅE̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑R̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆S̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚" and now I’m sad

  • @janellecarwile875
    @janellecarwile875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    You singing “balls” on an arpeggio made me laugh so hard

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      with a high c!

    • @blueslayer78
      @blueslayer78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah lmao

    • @carlosmembreno7831
      @carlosmembreno7831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, that major scale 1 3 5

    • @canceroushit5933
      @canceroushit5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Janelle Carwile music nerds who need to let the world know they understand basic music theory:

    • @stronkfronk9858
      @stronkfronk9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@canceroushit5933 people who feel the need to put people down even though others may not know what an arpeggio is:

  • @Who_am_i54321
    @Who_am_i54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    The best part of the dateline video is this girls ability to think on her feet (get it it's funny because the guy likes feet). He calls her out for having a different hair color and she comes up with a genuine excuse for it.

  • @jacobfarmer9605
    @jacobfarmer9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank god this video is edited like this. I usually have to blink a lot to get through a video. Thanks man👍🏽

  • @TheLosici
    @TheLosici 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This remains one of your best videos. Thanks for the content, Gustopher

  • @manamejeffbeezos
    @manamejeffbeezos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Your Chris Hansen impression is spot on

    • @KaliTakumi
      @KaliTakumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly lol

    • @vict0ree
      @vict0ree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cole Recksiedler He got the inflections right, but the pitch is still Gus’s pubescent voice

  • @chrmcc7777
    @chrmcc7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2015

    i met him at my gfs house once

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Chri McC ah sweet! Lucky!

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Was he hiding in the closet in your bedroom?

    • @pickledbuns
      @pickledbuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      YIKES

    • @robertslipek7311
      @robertslipek7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      and . . . . and how old is your . . . "girlfriend"?

    • @chrmcc7777
      @chrmcc7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@robertslipek7311 i dont see why her age matters

  • @gandhithegreat328
    @gandhithegreat328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Jeff still thought everything was all good even after a few sentences with Chris Hansen.
    Most of them are at least smart enough to know stuffs gone wrong the second he enters the room

  • @tylerox2010
    @tylerox2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I cringed so hard just watching that. I can't imagine watching a full episode.

  • @deehobee1982
    @deehobee1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    “Starring Hollywood hotty and handsome hometown hunk Chris Hansen?”
    A+ alliteration

    • @termy3934
      @termy3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love good alliteration
      Bojack also has a lot of alliteration

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah

  • @draarandom475
    @draarandom475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    Eating food in a stressful situation is actually quite smart. When you eat food it calms your nerves, which is why chewing gum or things like that is useful for meetings or interviews. It’s a very primitive instinct, when our ancestors were eating food it was always in a safe place away from predators or other groups of humans. So, when you chew something, your brain automatically assumes you are safe.

    • @masonloup8934
      @masonloup8934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I have anxiety a lot thank you so much for this :)

    • @annaarutunian
      @annaarutunian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Jozza Plays this is true, but it’s also exactly why people more vulnerable to depression or other mental health issues can easily develop binge-eating disorders or become addicted to food. It’s quite interesting how food is something so essential to our survival but can also comfort us! Stay safe, everybody

    • @suicidalloafofbread2009
      @suicidalloafofbread2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Huh. I didn't know that. That actually makes a lot of sense.

    • @yasaiaisa8363
      @yasaiaisa8363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Except chewing gum would be considered rude during an interview:/

    • @sanembatha5232
      @sanembatha5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would choke on that gum because my throat and mouth dries up when I'm anxious 😭😭😭

  • @IndiDoesStuff
    @IndiDoesStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "wanna get my big old salami rod into your lil crouch rocket" CANT BREATH 😂

  • @halliefritsch
    @halliefritsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THE NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE DAD BIT I WAS ON THE FLOOR “who let you guys in here” THATS TOO ACCURATE

  • @lithostheory
    @lithostheory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    Welllllll, he paid for the pizza already, may as well keep eating...

    • @minnie7453
      @minnie7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      His last slice of Pizza Hut my man

    • @mcopeland93
      @mcopeland93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "Its all prison food from here"

    • @eracli0
      @eracli0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No za for the pedos!

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I honestly think that’d be fine if they had an attitude of “Welp. They got me, there’s no wriggling outta this, so I guess I’ll just enjoy my last meal.” But this fuckin guy’s just so smug and overconfident I actually think he thought he was gonna get away with it. Like “Pffft, yeah, I said I wanna fuck kids, somethin’ wrong with that?”

    • @minnie7453
      @minnie7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neal Yeah he probably thought they had nothing concrete on him.

  • @007MrYang
    @007MrYang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Even though this man is disgusting, I would probably eat that pizza too if I knew I was about to go to prison

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean, ya, it's gonna be cold by the time you get back from there!

    • @Mixu.
      @Mixu. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just thinking the same. "last meal" and all that

  • @melvinthebravefish9788
    @melvinthebravefish9788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the thematic mic holders you always put together

  • @Trelauter
    @Trelauter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how when Chris Hansen reveals his name's 2 camera guys come in but you never see the recording they do, it's literally just for show lol.

  • @NimTV
    @NimTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    It’s honestly so satisfying just to see them freak out and realize that they’ve been caught. Like I love seeing terrible people get their comeuppance

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well deserved lol

    • @MinaXo18
      @MinaXo18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Comeuppance... I gotta use that word more often lol

    • @NimTV
      @NimTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MinaXo18 it is a fun word

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realize that it is probably fake?

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@draegr1680 just because something is popular doesn’t mean people will know it is fake or not when it portrayed as true, because people don’t give a fuck if it is true, as with many things.

  • @lseul8812
    @lseul8812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Man jimmy kimmel really went down hill

    • @derfgerps4016
      @derfgerps4016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lseul !! This

    • @sav-
      @sav- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahah I thought he looked like him, too! I commented this and scrolled to see if anyone else caught this!

    • @Inevitibility23
      @Inevitibility23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fuckin' knew I wasn't the only person.

    • @birdie8006
      @birdie8006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sav- All the comments on the original vid say he's like the love child of Ethan Klein from H3H3 and Jimmy Kimmel LOL

    • @addisonalbert9078
      @addisonalbert9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      :-/ OH MY GOD IM CRYING THATS SO FUCKING TRUE.

  • @michaelhaburay4238
    @michaelhaburay4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the in-time sound effects on the keyboard are amazing

  • @SuperSkub
    @SuperSkub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we have another desk vid soon, I know you’re busy but we love these and we love you.

  • @danielstearns426
    @danielstearns426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Chris: You came here to have sex with a 13 year old girl, right?
    Jeff: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because if I had known when I came in here that that kind of thing was frowned upon...”

    • @eveyaspaas3667
      @eveyaspaas3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daniel Stearns Seinfeld references was PERFECTLY timed dude this deserves the world

    • @FFpop
      @FFpop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he meant was it wrong to just come to her house

    • @goodnewsgeek42
      @goodnewsgeek42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even George would never be this far disgusting though

  • @brettyarnall8322
    @brettyarnall8322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    The pizza guy looked like h3h3 if he took three left turns in life

    • @brittany1991x
      @brittany1991x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't see it

    • @xxctsxhtlnxx
      @xxctsxhtlnxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Holy shit he does

    • @peteaxe2067
      @peteaxe2067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not at all

    • @samralston8622
      @samralston8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He deadass looks like my uncle

    • @avalonrieger4045
      @avalonrieger4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he kind of looks like a white Morpheus

  • @lizzyd9082
    @lizzyd9082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m on a Gus binge all day he’s like one of the only you tubers I’ve watched... I needa catch up I just subbed 💀 sorry I’m late y’all

    • @SirTomFoolery
      @SirTomFoolery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's all good Lizzy! ❤️

  • @strangejono1245
    @strangejono1245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Not the sort of thing you watch while eating a slice of pizza”.
    Me: Pauses with a mouthful of pizza

  • @elbuhdai605
    @elbuhdai605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I'm so glad someone else noticed that awful spy camera sound. It's hilarious but adds to the charm of the show.

    • @fckSashka
      @fckSashka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      El Buhdai I never noticed that lmao

  • @nathanielwhite298
    @nathanielwhite298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Predator: Well if you pardon my language, sir, I'm being a real doofus.
    Hansen: ... We're going to have to cut that out

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me laugh way too hard

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is from an animated video

  • @bishopm4401
    @bishopm4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was legit waiting for him to offer a slice when he finally he did I felt so relieved

  • @MusicBug12
    @MusicBug12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a slam dunk video from Gus. Best one in my opinion. God bless and BSB !

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Oh, Jeff.
    My dude. My absolute lad, get in.
    I mean. to jail. Get in, lad.

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      creepily similar to h3h3

  • @meridian1003
    @meridian1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "Do you want some 'zza?" I will be using that in the future

    • @ddiamond1572
      @ddiamond1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I regret to inform you, on behalf of James Franko, that it's actually 'suh'

    • @meridian1003
      @meridian1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tyler is Canada even a real place? Like its basically just Narnia

    • @Bleep831
      @Bleep831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laurel Butterworth of course it’s real don’t make me set my pet polar bear on you

    • @meridian1003
      @meridian1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bleep831 promise ;)

    • @sheppee5608
      @sheppee5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🥵🥵🥵

  • @sylvesteraddams3143
    @sylvesteraddams3143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos and Erik’s (Commentiquette) are the only thing keeping me sane in 2020

  • @colebaker1702
    @colebaker1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of my fav gus vids

  • @wesleymullins623
    @wesleymullins623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Jeff : The small is actually almost as big as the large
    What are you talking about there jeff? Pizza?

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    **Video about Chris Hansen starts to play**
    My subconcious: Why don't you just take a seat?

    • @telexghoulie
      @telexghoulie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Polish Filipino *r i g h t h e r e*

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t believe H3H3 got caught by Chris Hansen!

  • @kelseyschumacher2675
    @kelseyschumacher2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven’t laughed out loud in a long time I needed that! Keep up the good work ;)

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Chris Hansen’s off-the-cuff sayings are some comedy gold

    • @Thatdudewiththedogs
      @Thatdudewiththedogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I've seen every episode 3+ times. He's a goddamned poet, it's incredible the roasts he improvises.

    • @brandonc5376
      @brandonc5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake Custer he really roasts the fuck out of these pedos

  • @yrsa7637
    @yrsa7637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    the relationship with you and your mic is my favorite hentai of all time.

    • @mobubbler
      @mobubbler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If this was Reddit I would down vote 10 times. Your comment is fine. However your likes need to obey and be 420

    • @doucheousmalfoy6119
      @doucheousmalfoy6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol what^

  • @woozy6133
    @woozy6133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how the narrator says “he should of brought napkins with him” as he eats the pizza

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    The way the cameras creep out at 12:36 made me giggle for about ten minutes

    • @grimmo3936
      @grimmo3936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jules Lovett ha ha

  • @SirPixelKnight
    @SirPixelKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I bet he's gonna take another slice.
    Edit: Hell yeah

  • @freesh5689
    @freesh5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give me more commentary gus plz this had me rolling

  • @mr_cd
    @mr_cd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta Catch em all

  • @petezahut2432
    @petezahut2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    If you think she looks old you should see the “13 year old boy” with five o’clock shadow

    • @gracezb1
      @gracezb1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i mean they would never put an actual child in danger

    • @famvirious
      @famvirious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@gracezb1 yeah, but there are plenty of young looking 18-28 yr olds. I mean, have you seen porn?!

    • @ethanhancock462
      @ethanhancock462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@famvirious I think i know who Hansen is coming after next....

    • @Ebenj2
      @Ebenj2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmao, when he says the "just me, my mommy and my daddy" line. I can't 😂

    • @Ebenj2
      @Ebenj2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Florida Man great minds 😝

  • @lanalenna421
    @lanalenna421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I feel like if he was born in the 50s, he would have been a singer in the 70s that made one really really good song and then was never heard from again

    • @starburst9053
      @starburst9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like Gus this way much better but yes very interesting

    • @edward4840
      @edward4840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pookie pie I thought they were on about my boi Chris

  • @cmoore1369
    @cmoore1369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That outro music is wholesome. I love it brother. I wish I had known about your channel sooner. 🤘🖤

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video was the cleanest best pleasure

  • @CampCounselorGaming
    @CampCounselorGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I call him Chris Handsome.

    • @viktorhansen3331
      @viktorhansen3331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But what about booty? A MAN's butt!

    • @thehamburgler3570
      @thehamburgler3570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shrek

    • @xellanoir
      @xellanoir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like ya, and I want ya

    • @elkaotik6790
      @elkaotik6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DONT MAKE ME RUIN THAT BUTT CHRIS, IM A WARRIOR!

    • @CampCounselorGaming
      @CampCounselorGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now we can do this the "EASY" way or the "HARD" way

  • @randycottle3778
    @randycottle3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I hate how as he says “I can’t even eat food while I’m watching this video” and I dead ass have a mouthful of ramen in my mouth

    • @saaros
      @saaros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i was eating pasta but i see why i shouldn't've watched this while eating LOL

    • @csmolen
      @csmolen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretzels here chief

    • @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043
      @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was your eating your mum’s
      birthday cake

    • @sheppee5608
      @sheppee5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 🎂🎂🎂🎂🍰🧁🧁

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn't eating anything and when I saw him eating pizza I remembered I had some leftover in my fridge so I went and ate it 😂

  • @rngsplixz6363
    @rngsplixz6363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the commentary

  • @stevenhargis1513
    @stevenhargis1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he said "oh god I really learned my lesson" he sounded like the moster from mosters ink with the sock on his back