"Well, I'm here because I was slightly concerned." "Concerned about what?" "Well, concerned cuz she's talking to people that are a lot younger-- a lot older--" What a fruedian slip.
This dude was actually smarter than the rest because he didn't send anything that specifically incriminating. Even the "downward dog" text had foresight because it is indeed a popular yoga move.
Gosh, I am 32 years old and I can't imagine even thinking of a 13-year-old that way. That's DISGUSTING. Look how red he is. He is so guilty; he knows he was there for a sick, perverted fantasy. I'm glad he got caught.
It’s so gross. Like that’s a little kid. I still crawled into bed with my mom after a nightmare at that age. I can’t imagine. The thing is, they get off on destroying by innocence.
@Shalexia Davis They just want to show he is phony and that he wears a shirt in attempt to make himself look like an MIT graduate, while he just went to a small college. It's all about hypocrisy and deception in other areas in his life other than child hunting.
@@kevinflowers463 No, It was completely unnecessary for him to go to hang out with a minor. Anyone walking through those doors are going to get roasted by Chris Hansen.
@@kevinflowers463 Nah, when you commit to the deed of walking through those doors to meet that underage girl, you are open season and fair game for all kinds of roasting.
Baldis's sh*tty cousin who is disowned by the ethical family members especially the ones with kids. “We don't talk about Mike. if you bring him up again in front of me; you're going to run out of drinks.”
Wat would possess them to talk to a 12 year old?? Like I have never understood that....I woke up today like any other day and never once thought about messing around with a little boy or girl because I was bored or alone at home. It just never crossed my mind, that's wat I find weird about pedophiles because they actually take time out of their day to talk to someone so young and wanna do things with them. Maybe I'm just looking way too much into it hahaha idk 🤷♂️ I will never get wat pedophiles think in their brains. Wat goes on inside their mind. Sickos.
@Geneticfreek no lol. It was because a DA got caught on this show and then fled to his home and offed himself. Kind of hard to run this tv show after that.
That 32 year old man said he wanted to smoke weed with his 13 year old soul mate while her parents were away because he was concerned about her safety, yeah that's a real good defense.
I don't agree with it. However, they did not have enough evidence to charge and convict him. Had he not waived his right, he may have not been convicted of the felony. He was up to something, yes. But without any further evidence, they had to let him go. :/
@@mrsx7944 We all know what his intentions were. HOWEVER, they did not have enough evidence to charge him with what he SHOULD had been charged and convicted of. I agree that he was there for the sole purpose of having intercourse with a minor.
“Please let me go home guys 🥺🥺” got me laughing 😂😂, if you didn’t meet up with her this wouldn’t have happened, also he look like Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks.
It's incredible the way they launch into whatever tactic they are going to be using the moment Hansen asks them why they're there. In this case, he went for the "I was concerned about her talking to older people online". For others, they say they were confused and thought the girl was olrder or that they just wanted to hang out or whatever. And then it's also incredible to watch the tactic fall apart. They always seem to start with so much faux confidence though.
Thank god for people like Mike Manzi: he came over to make sure the underage girl he’d been sending dirty messages to wasn’t been taken advantage of by an older man. Hero. 👌
I often automatically put myself in the shoes of the dudes in trouble so I start sweating and feeling bad for them, before remembering they’re predators 😂😂
I wouldn’t go to a womans house who I’ve never actually met if she was my age(42).Way too many things could go wrong with that.The fact that these dudes show up at random children’s houses where even more stuff could go wrong is unbelievable to me.
Is it just me, or do I feel like this guy was slightly smarter in covering up his intentions? It was obvious that he was up to hurting this girl, but he was able to explain his intentions without talking about his real ones.
You can tell these weirdos are in that house definitely NOT to talk and chill with the decoy. When they walk in they always do weird things like locking the door, using bathroom, scanning the house instead of just directly answer the decoy question having a normal conversation and looking at her eyes. You can tell these weirdos doesn't know how to deal with ladies.
"I PROMISE I'll never do it again! I SWEAR!!!" "Let me see your hands, I want to make sure you're not crossing your fingers...ok, say it again." "I promise I'll never do anything like this ever again!" (To his cop buddies) "What do you guys think? He seems like someone we can trust....let's cut him a break. I mean, he did promise, after all.🤷♂️" (To perv) "Alright, you're good. We trust you. Have a great life!👍"
@no u "Do you blaze? Because I'm chris Hansen and I'm killing this blunt while you get arrested. Word " Hahhahaha I would die today and twice on saturday.
"I really can't afford to be arrested..."
Don't worry Sir, its free of charge.
This deserves more likes😂
@@eccentriq1014 For real!! 🤣😂🤣😂
And so is being an idiot
It actually costs money to be arrested. Court fees and what not
@@Tristan-jt3id WHY MUST YPU RUIN THIS
“Please guys let me go home” ok guys wrap it up he said we can’t arrest him
His -mom- self said no
He's not that white 😂
Yeet
Michael Lucas 😩😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🔥
@@colbyfletcher7825 r/ihavereddit
Later on, as hansen was lying down in his bed at night, that question came back to his mind.. "am i really chris hansen?"
I read that in his voice lmao
😆😆😆
Unpopular Opinion 🤣
ZombryaTheDark same lmao
What a low life DORK.COULDNT GET LAYED IN A MORG
"Well, I'm here because I was slightly concerned."
"Concerned about what?"
"Well, concerned cuz she's talking to people that are a lot younger-- a lot older--"
What a fruedian slip.
He's chewing his gum so fast lmao
@manhamnight these predators tellin all their business, sit in in the court and be they own star witness...
@@maxtretikov
So what. It’s better that way.
Probably their brains way of saying im tired of hidin this shit
Look at how gentle they are with these • • " male predators!!!
They are more aggressive with women and children of color !!!
@@darinrobertsI'm not sure that's a doom quote
“I deal with kids all the time” not a good thing to say in front of Chris Hanson
thanks for the info, DIO.
LMAO
😂 Ikr
Famous last words
W O R M pedos are mostly white. I’m kroean woman i don’t know white culture I live in korea
But I know there’s something weird in white people culture
“I’m gonna get arrested if I go out that door”
Dude you’re gonna get arrested no matter what door you go out
Half Blood Scum lmfaooo true, I was waiting for him to start throwing things
Hehe
„What if I just flush myself down the toilet like the piece of shit that I am?”
@@AlphaQHard this is the First comment to actually make me lol. Thank you, have a like and a cookie.
Even if he comes out of the closet?
“Police, put your hands behind your back.”
“Please guys I can’t”
“Alright boys he can’t so let’s pack it up and go home, sir you’re free to go.”
*roll credit
lmao
lol
25 + 13 = 20 yrs lmao
🤭🤭
Bro really hit Chris with the “😟☝️”
😂 "did you blaze"
"wait.. sir.. are you answering me or reading the chat?"
My guy was like -> 🙋🏾♂️
This dude was actually smarter than the rest because he didn't send anything that specifically incriminating. Even the "downward dog" text had foresight because it is indeed a popular yoga move.
@@lessthanthreemetal 😂😂😂 prick!
Presenting to the emergency room
At least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over
For real 😂
AHAHAHAH
LMAOOO
@@unsub8321 Your face knew better than to show up on your profile picture as well!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I deal with kids all the time” ooh buddy that was the wrong choice of words
FlowerPrincess16 lmfaooo ikr
HEHEHEHE!!!!!! 😂
Hello princess...
Lmao
😂😂😂
“I really can’t afford to get arrested”
You tryna buy a Premium cell or something?
Otherwise he gets a shitload of prison ads
レックスRex
That’s when you know you have to uninstall the prison
Ew, a roblox profile picture.
@@anonymoustranscriber2869 Probably just a kid man, let it be. They'll grow up
Conastel k
Gosh, I am 32 years old and I can't imagine even thinking of a 13-year-old that way. That's DISGUSTING. Look how red he is. He is so guilty; he knows he was there for a sick, perverted fantasy. I'm glad he got caught.
It was the cialus he took
It’s so gross. Like that’s a little kid. I still crawled into bed with my mom after a nightmare at that age. I can’t imagine. The thing is, they get off on destroying by innocence.
That's the thing, I'm not sure these idiotic creatures actually think. (i won't refer to them as human)
Some girls in their 14-16 can be finished Puberty, they got puberty faster. But 18 is like almost everyone finishing puberty
You're attracted to the physical side, not the age.
"I deal with kids all the time..."
Not your best argument, sir.
I read this the second he said that😂
Breeshia Wade right 😂😂😭😭
Definitely not the best choice of words.. You're going down math tutor.
I read this as soon as he said it😂😂😂
Perry Judson same 😂😹🤣
“ He’s wearing a shirt popular with MIT graduates. But he didn’t go there, he went to a small New York college.” Man these guys throwing shade
Perpetrating.
that shirt is cool tho, simplified the equation says "MIT"
Golden Pants that shirt is cute though, built good
LMAO, lkr?
@Shalexia Davis They just want to show he is phony and that he wears a shirt in attempt to make himself look like an MIT graduate, while he just went to a small college. It's all about hypocrisy and deception in other areas in his life other than child hunting.
“He’s obsessed with pizza”
Why did they feel we needed to know that.
A question I asked myself as well.
Plus where is their evidence ?
simply bringing pizza implies obsession I guess
*pizza gate*
@@babylonisfallen4411 He probably said it and they just didnt show us.
Well I demand proof. You can't go around making bold accusations like that without proof.
Astro Dan watch pizza gate videos and you’ll understand
Not him victim blaming a 13 year old. “She put herself in a position”
He’s definitely a manipulator.
Well she did her parents did and bro got set up
“I came here to save this girl from guys like me” pretty much his defense
Omg...this is SO FUCKIN FUNNY...I dont understand how no one else could be talking about this fact
self-burn haha
That's what I call, self defence
Other predators have made the same shitty excuse.
Lol I thought that too
Chris - "I'm Chris Hansen"
Mike - "No you're not"
Chris - "Damn he's good, alright you're free to go"
Wreckanize 😭😭😭😭
Speech 100
@@TheRetrostorian Thanks! Means a lot
He's trying to get serious way to soon,so Hansen had to simply intervene. They have a serious problem, but take no responsibility.
Chris Hansen: "Damn... what if I'm not Chris Hansen... What if I'm a clone of Chris Hansen, and the real Chris Hansen is dead..."
Did he really just say “I came here to make sure she wasn’t hanging out with older men”? YOU’RE THE OLDER MANNNN
What a dummy 😭
Delia Lopez lemme hit
EDB byeeee 😂😂
CSD do you ready think that? 😂
MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Chris Hansen- I'm Chris Hansen
Mike- No you're not
Chris Hansen- * proceeds to slowly fade out of existence *
Chris Hansen’s one liners are smoother than that dudes head.
Zack lmao he is a professional talker after all
Rocket Baboon Hahaha
To bad Chris went to jail to
Elias hell yes at least it wasn’t him being a predator
@@thicok4555 he got arrested? what did Chris do?
Caillou should have said that he has dyslexia and he was there to meet a 31 year old.
Cocaha 87 that would of been brilliant
Lmao this deserves more likes
you are clever
Cocaha 87 Good one! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
The worst thing that could happen to Caillou in the future.
Things are getting wild in Caillou's house tonight
@Strawberry Orphan lmao, I can Google it
The worst, and yet...the likeliest
Lol!! Good one
DavidzToyz underrated comment
why is it so hard to understand that when someone says “i’m 13” and you’re above the age of consent that you LEAVE THE CONVERSATION
Its hilarious that they filmed someone aggressively writing 32+13 😂😂
When is that lol
@@ChickenMaster7 @ 00:30
45 good luck on that math test
He didn’t even write trouble on the board lmao
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"He got his math degree from a *S M A L L* New York College."
Hansen be roasting these boys so lowkey.
inovaG 💀😹🤣
inovaG men*
it was completely unnecessary to bring up the shirt he was wearing to just point out he didn't go to MIT lmao
@@kevinflowers463 No, It was completely unnecessary for him to go to hang out with a minor. Anyone walking through those doors are going to get roasted by Chris Hansen.
@@kevinflowers463 Nah, when you commit to the deed of walking through those doors to meet that underage girl, you are open season and fair game for all kinds of roasting.
I guess he didn't figure out the probability of getting caught.
DAMN 😂
Why is this so underrated?
Michael Alguire Outstanding move.
lmaooo
Michael Alguire likely
he looks like Baldis basics and it really ties together by him teaching math
Shut up
@@EarfwormChakras good one!!
kek
Baldis's sh*tty cousin who is disowned by the ethical family members especially the ones with kids.
“We don't talk about Mike. if you bring him up again in front of me; you're going to run out of drinks.”
Baldi after Bendy and Springtrap left him and the other mascot horrors of the mid 2010s in the dust:
Math tutors: 13 + 32 = 45
Chris Hanson: 13 + 32 = trouble
😂😂😂 good comment
😂😂😂
If u would have wrote Chris Hansen this would’ve been top comment for sure
hahah
😂😂😂😂
Plot twist: the girl was arrested for luring an egg to her home.
Mark Shelling his head got more red by the minute
he looks like the goomba from the live action mario movie XD
He is the eggman
@@Soosph0id ohh my god he does thats the greatest comparison i ever heard thank you so much that is amazing
@@brianweiss1403 You could also say he looks like a live action gru but that would be complementing him on his appearance.
"Come on, you're 32, you go nothing else to do on a sunday?" I love how he like, always lowkey mocks these people.
Angel Bluue he def loves his job
@Führer des Benutzers you sound 15
@Führer des Benutzers lmaooo, true
So true!!!
Wat would possess them to talk to a 12 year old?? Like I have never understood that....I woke up today like any other day and never once thought about messing around with a little boy or girl because I was bored or alone at home. It just never crossed my mind, that's wat I find weird about pedophiles because they actually take time out of their day to talk to someone so young and wanna do things with them. Maybe I'm just looking way too much into it hahaha idk 🤷♂️
I will never get wat pedophiles think in their brains. Wat goes on inside their mind. Sickos.
7:42 "UUGH PLEASE!!" like his mom took away his nintendo is so fucking funny
Chris: “You’re getting arrested.”
Predator: “no please 🥺🥺👉👈”
LMAOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment😭😭😂
Fr he looks like a baby even 💀💀
But I said I'm sowwy 🥺
I like how she is always wearing a bullet proof jacket while typing on a computer.
Clint Reeves ya never know when call of duty people come to life
😂😂😂😂
Rainbow Six Seige
Always prepared 🙌🏽🖖🏽......😩😂
She might get shot through the computer
This show had to be cancelled due to Chris Hansen no longer believing he was Chris Hansen.
XD hot damn that's great!
Oh my god I'm finnished 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y did it get canceled tho ???
Lmfao I'm dying
@Geneticfreek no lol. It was because a DA got caught on this show and then fled to his home and offed himself. Kind of hard to run this tv show after that.
There are so many of them out there... It's a huge percentage of our population who have this sickness
Not sickness….choosing evil intent.
@@TrustJesus333 spot the religious guy
@@MF_JONES ….that spots The Truth.👍
@@TrustJesus333 you're right. I have now seen the light 🕯️
@@MF_JONES Wonderful.💕
That 32 year old man said he wanted to smoke weed with his 13 year old soul mate while her parents were away because he was concerned about her safety, yeah that's a real good defense.
I don't agree with it. However, they did not have enough evidence to charge and convict him. Had he not waived his right, he may have not been convicted of the felony. He was up to something, yes. But without any further evidence, they had to let him go. :/
@@aspiretoinspire7002 you're very wrong. They had him dead to rights. Going over there with intention to do drugs with an underage person is a felony.
These guys are so dumb it's unbelievable. They risk their entire livelihoods for a quickie.
@@mrsx7944 We all know what his intentions were. HOWEVER, they did not have enough evidence to charge him with what he SHOULD had been charged and convicted of. I agree that he was there for the sole purpose of having intercourse with a minor.
@@aspiretoinspire7002 he never actually mentioned intercourse tho. I'm referring to the intent to give a minor drugs. That's all he was charged with.
“I’m concerned...She’s talking to people that are a lot younger. - that are a lot older.” Talking about himself.
Haha, yeah it was a freudian slip of the tongue.
"we smoked about that a little bit" was another good one
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
He should have asked Chris Hanson, “Don’t you think YOUR a bit old to be here in a house with a 13 year old girl?”
Tubal Cain yea then maybe the cops woulda arrested Hanson instead
He was protecting her from people like him. Are you kidding me!!
Bro what💀
He doesn't want competition 🤮🤮🤮
Chris Hansen is always like a dad who caught his kid lying about doing homework or something. Like he's not mad, just disappointed.
"But you see how this looks right?" 🤣🤣🤣
“You’ve got nothing else to do on a Sunday?”
In a way, that is worse
Jasmer C+ “Take a seat over here and we’ll talk a little.”
Lol instead of neglecting to do homework it's attempted sex with a child
“I deal with kids all the time”
Yes. That’s comforting.
LMAO
@Deez Nuts I JUST REALIZDD
haha!
lol yeah, more like a red flag instead lmao
th-cam.com/video/X4ArplT0LME/w-d-xo.html
dude got caught again asking little girls to get naked. Some people just never learn
“His shirt is popular with MIT graduates. He did not go there” 💀
Shit Mr Hansen! Why you gotta do him like that?
Hansen be cooking these dudes fr
😭😂😭😂😭 fucking killed me lol
Chris is the OG and doesn't play 😂
Hansen taking Big W's
“Please let me go home guys 🥺🥺” got me laughing 😂😂, if you didn’t meet up with her this wouldn’t have happened, also he look like Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks.
“I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re watching Disney channel”
*wand wave*
*#lolz*
If this was on Disney channel that would be uncomfortable and hilarious
@@jakewhiston6461 If chris hansen was at disney the entire head staff would get jailed. Lol
@@tonyfortier8835 oof 😂
Predator: I can't guys please, I can't, GUYSSS
Police chief: Alright guys he can't, just let him go
lol
White privilege at its finest lol
ValenTINA except they didn’t let him go
@@mistersancho2765 what kind of dumbass insult was that supposed to be
He can't. He WON'T.
This is making me cringe, because this is basically a kids reaction to a parent calling them out for eating all the chocolate in the pantry
Virgin Humpty Dumpty vs. CHAD HANDSOME
@@ghoul4748 Username checks out
"I went into the pantry to make sure that they weren't eaten"
Tejas yes lmao
"You're not my dad!"
Hmm checks out
Guy is 32 and looks 42. That’s what Math and felonies do to you.
That is what math does to you alright
Boy's out here lookin' like Humpty Dumpty.
And boy did he have great fall.
Pardoxia i’m wheezing😂
hahaha
😂😂
This deserves more attention😂😂
Na he looking like the characters coneheads in that movie 😭😂😭😂
“Not that door. This one.”
“No, because then I’ll get arrested.”
Pretty sure you’re getting arrested no matter what door you leave out of.
“Shit guys he went out the wrong door can’t arrest him
@@lucritix 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣
I said my name was Chris Hanson, not Monty Hall.
Dude really thought he could get off scot free if he just picked door #2
Looks like he’s about to steal the chipmunks
Huss F
Oh my-
IM YODELING
Most underated TH-cam comment ever hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
😂😂😭😭
It's incredible the way they launch into whatever tactic they are going to be using the moment Hansen asks them why they're there. In this case, he went for the "I was concerned about her talking to older people online". For others, they say they were confused and thought the girl was olrder or that they just wanted to hang out or whatever. And then it's also incredible to watch the tactic fall apart. They always seem to start with so much faux confidence though.
Chris : 32+13=?
Me : 45
Chris : trouble
Me : damn math is tough
Lol
omg you win the best comment today! hilarious!
I answered, prison....guess we were both wrong lol
my answer was 46
Quick math
He sounds like a kid begging his parents not to take his phone away
After being caught for watching minecraft porn
@@daithishepherd2756 Wait.. that's TOO specific 🧐
Your pfp 😭
@@anbuldz--5819 💀💀💀
ye ik, I can't be the only one who thinks this was faked
“But he never calculated that I would be the one behind the curtain”
Good one Chris. Good one.
Heh heh hehhh!
I just realized.
Wat
Behind the curtain is 'Behind the Ggreen Door'
Thank god for people like Mike Manzi: he came over to make sure the underage girl he’d been sending dirty messages to wasn’t been taken advantage of by an older man. Hero. 👌
"Are there police outside?"
"I'll get to that in a minute"
LMAOO
:')
Pichu Literally in a minute.
😄😄😄😄
💀
Pichu c-can you please t-tell me now cuz....cuz....*realizes he’s fucked*
“The only numbers this math tutor will be crunching today is how much his bail will be”
CHRIS HANSEN WITH THE SHADE
That's like Eclipse-level shade!!! 🌒
😂
Sheeeesh
BARSSS
Its Ken kaniff from Connecticut
Everyone gangsta till Chris hansen come through the door
David Fallows psh on god
Chris Hansen is a real one 😂😂 he’s so savage lol
R. lil chris tha savage
True everybody is hard till cops show up -K-RINO-
David Fallows everyone a math tutor till chris hansen come through the door
I often automatically put myself in the shoes of the dudes in trouble so I start sweating and feeling bad for them, before remembering they’re predators 😂😂
lol same. I think like "damn that would fucking SUCK" 😂
Oh my god I thought I was the only one and that I was just a weirdo lol
"But he didn't go there, he got his degree from a SMALL New York college." Bruh, Chris Hanson is savage lmfao.
L
Im weak... Hahahahahahahaha
I screamed😂😂
Lmao read this as he said that
Frrrr
Chris: "I'm Chris Hansen'
Pedo: "No you're not"
Police, sweating: "Damn, he's good"
Handsome Jack you should purge pedophiles with your Hyperion Bots, and my Supreme Leader Admiral General Aladine will also Nuke them
@@esidisi732 I'd literally find all the butt stallions in the universe just to see this.
Jack how do you feel for not being in borderlands 3
I will never understand why would anyone wanna hurt children and animals? I don't get it! SMH! And your comment is hilarious 😂 by the way..
Is the show back
chris hansen is the ceo of “you see how this looks.”
and the president of "Why don't you have a seat, right there."
Chris “if you have anything you’d like to say” Hansen
😂 you all have me laughing!
And the duke of "Help me out, here!"
And the god of “I have the transcripts”
I wouldn’t go to a womans house who I’ve never actually met if she was my age(42).Way too many things could go wrong with that.The fact that these dudes show up at random children’s houses where even more stuff could go wrong is unbelievable to me.
This guy has the same psychology as a child caught shoplifting
@Matthew Tars true, not the worst predator tho
In-Depth Gaming pretty much
Is it just me, or do I feel like this guy was slightly smarter in covering up his intentions? It was obvious that he was up to hurting this girl, but he was able to explain his intentions without talking about his real ones.
@@SaraOLN ya he did make a decent attempt
Well have you seen Chris's mugshot 😄😄😄
“I’m chris Hansen”
“No, you’re not”
chris: *takes off scooby doo mask*
Lo XD
Best comment ever
Rutroh
Underneath is young Hansen
And he would of got away with it if it weren’t for fiddling kids
“I came over to make sure she wasn’t talking to any OTHER pedophiles”
Yeahhhh that doesn't sit right with me 😬
Right! No other pedophiles....except me! 😂
Lmao
O T H E R
@@toma.4808 😂😂
Perfectly good cupcakes he could of had before getting arrested.
What Mike did not know is:
32 year old + 13 year old = *Chris Hansen*
Omg 😂
Hahaha i chuckled, thanks.
have a seat
Seeing the likes at 665....oooohhh yea let's do it.
@@shaggyd00kale58 "Likes" 🤣 Ya'lls lives revolve around fake likes and dislikes.
“He’s obsessed with Pizza” is such an irrelevant point to the story that it makes it incredibly hilarious
Maybe not so irrelevant if you're into pizzagate xD
Pizza is pedo code for little girls
Chris is projecting his ravenous hunger again
Pizza is a keyword for c,p from pederasts
@@fideliouss He surely likes cheese pizza
He’s acting like a kid that was caught by the teachers for stealing a cookie at lunch.
the reason he/she stole the cookie was.. make sure the cookies are SAFE for others to eat..
@CAREorDIE yaasss beach...
I-I- I really cant afford to lose recess!!
🥚: "Please sir, I can't afford to be arrested..."
Stop stealing comments!
@Ramon_92 what are you, the comment theft police?
@Ramon_92 what are you, the comment theft police?
“I really can’t afford to be arrested...”
Police: *”Understandable, have a nice day”*
Haahahahahahaha
Well ..... why not ? it's free !
@@gertjanvandermeij4265 not for the tax payers
😂😂😭
haha
“I’m Chris Hansen”
“I disagree”
"Understandable, have a great day."
Not funny lel
😂👌
He hit him with the stephen a smith ”youre wrong and heres why”
no ,u not
"I'm very sorry. Can I leave?" He sounds like a kid getting busted by a teacher
Grimm it’s a teacher getting busted by a goat
I'm sorry...i really can't afford to be arrested. My mommy and daddy wud be angry
@@lilzo27 underrated 😂
i'm not really bald.
Yes you are.
No i'm not...
“Because 32+13 adds up to trouble” I love Chris’ one liners lol
@@martinc1842 yeah I bet that's gonna work nice one
Faithleap gonna work for what? I was just making a statement
@@martinc1842 Game: 10/10
MaddenLightning thx luv 😎
Yeah he's great on the spot with his brutal retorts?!? 😯
I don't remember this episode of Caillou
Bro this comment had me dying😂😂😂
😀😝🤣😂👍
at least his voice is less earsplitting
Search aok Caillou.
😆
“I deal with kids all the time”
Not no more
5 years, 1.1K likes, and no replies, let’s fix that
Yeah. Lets fix it. Let's fix that. Yeah. Fix it.
32+15=Trouble. Throw Chris Hansen into the mix and the numbers spell disaster for you.
Guys he literally can’t be arrested right now. If he’s arrested, he will just phase from existence. He just literally cannot
Arwh this is horrabul
Guys arrrggg come on guys
Bruh he can't
He can't he won't
SCP: *now this sounds like it needs to be contained*
At least his hair was smart and ditched him.
Lol, i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe for a second😂😂😂
Yo 😂😂😂😂
Thememeologist 24 stupid 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ahhahahaahha
lol
And his brows, god damn.
this dude is acting like he's in school and Chris Hansen is his teacher.
No please I cant go to the principal's I was being good
PLEASE LET ME GO
😀
Factssss he can’t sit still omg
A lot of potheads act this way. I'm wondering if it's a paranoia related to the weed?
You can tell these weirdos are in that house definitely NOT to talk and chill with the decoy. When they walk in they always do weird things like locking the door, using bathroom, scanning the house instead of just directly answer the decoy question having a normal conversation and looking at her eyes. You can tell these weirdos doesn't know how to deal with ladies.
“Because 32 + 13 = trouble”. My man Chris with the one liners 😂😂
Its 45 Chris.....45😒😜
Its 45 Chris......45😜
I don't think that's how math works Chris
Ctffffffuuu 😣😣😣😖
Chris may be right if his trouble starts with a capital "T"
“I’m Chris Hansen” “no your not” *talks into ear piece under his breath* “this guys good what do I do?”
Lol
😂🤣
LMAOOO
Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen.
Predator: No you're not. Show me your turtleneck!
This killed me. 😂
“I’m Chris Hansen.”
“No you’re not.”
“Damn guys he knows.”
@Nunya Biznes I Saw him vent
@@senseishiruba9258 he kinda sus tho...
I dont think its him he is probably trying to do a task but following people
Chris Handsome*
Very sus
Such a concerned citizen. Man of the year award!
He wanted to check the house for spare eyebrows
And his wig
Tai F hahahahaha! Nice... and probably right.
I laughed way to hard at that comment lol. Shit got me weak lmao, bro probably smoked his eyebrows
🤣🤣🤣
Yall got anymore of them eyebrows?
“I’m Chris Hansen”
Mike: *Proceeds to pull out a large chalkboard and disproves that with an equation*
Hahahhaahahahahahhaaha
Y=mx+b
Calcualte the rise of his heart rate
Lol
The Chris Coefficient
@Samnium Spyder wrong... It's all remote now 😱😱
Fun fact if you tell Chris Hansen he’s not Chris Hansen, legally they can’t arrest you
My dumbass read this seriously😂
😂😂😂
Hahahaha! Oh, wait. Shirley this can't be serious...
@@TheArtOfDean who is shirley? 😂😂😂😂
Elliott Avant it is serious....and don’t call me Shirley 😂😂
guy was def going there to fiddle around with a kid, deserved. good one again hanson
They never proved anything like that about him, so idk. Maybe he was genuinely concerned about this girl? He sounded pretty innocent.
@@АндрейШрейдер-е1вThey read the texts, what do you mean no proof??
Him: “No you’re not”
Fake Chris Hansen: “You’re right” *leaves*
Role?
*real chris hansen emerges from the ground*
Walter Clements *the REAL Chris Hansen steps out*
“Now you’re probably wondering why I brought both of you over, take a seat”
Ahhhh..Your profile picture for me DEAD😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
love how he’s acting as if this is inconvenient to HIM.
He’s like I can’t get arrested rn cux I have pot to smoke jeezz
Well, it is.
“Oh my good just stopppp your being annoying stop trying to arrest meeeeeee”
Technically yeah, it is. To him anyway.
I know!! The audacity!! I bet he was spoiled rotten growing up.
Pedo: “Please! Please! I can’t!”
Cops: “So you can’t? Sorry. Thought you could. Our bad. You’re free to go.”
Understandable. Have a great day
Jessie Garcia describes white ppl with 👮♀️
OH MY GOSH UR KILLING ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Copied
"I PROMISE I'll never do it again! I SWEAR!!!"
"Let me see your hands, I want to make sure you're not crossing your fingers...ok, say it again."
"I promise I'll never do anything like this ever again!"
(To his cop buddies) "What do you guys think? He seems like someone we can trust....let's cut him a break. I mean, he did promise, after all.🤷♂️"
(To perv) "Alright, you're good. We trust you. Have a great life!👍"
What a weird creep
It's modern laws that make good men creepy
Show cast: we need some cheesy story line .. Chris hansen: “the math teacher didn’t realize that 32 + 13 adds up to trouble”
cast: *standing ovation”
Should've said it "adds up to 45 to life." Not a realistic sentence in this case but idk, I'm trying here, it makes more sense than "trouble."
Jerks
How about 32 doesn't go into 13?
This show (at least this episode) seems really scripted,it seems like really bad acting. Like the shirt being maths related. Its just so predictable
Oblio Arrow LMFAOOOOOOO
Hearing chris Hansen say "do you blaze?" is hilarious.
@no u "Do you blaze? Because I'm chris Hansen and I'm killing this blunt while you get arrested. Word "
Hahhahaha I would die today and twice on saturday.
I could listen to Chris talk all day. He needs to do audio books lol
Anton Rowenski
He does hour long streams on his channel
@@hyperion3145 yeah I know I've been watching them :)
He'll have blazed. He will have. If Chris Hansen has NEVER had a spliff in his hand I'm Jesus Christ!
“He is a math tutor.”
*says every math pun imaginable*
That about Sums up Hansen's Product.
I'm convinced that's the only reason they bother finding out what people work as
B A Andersson quite the equation
Doesn't add up
There's just something about that man's look. He exudes *Hello. I am new to the neighborhood and am legally required to tell you so.*
“I’m Chris Hansen”
“No I’m Chris Hansen”
Checkmate
"No you take a seat"
No, we are Chris Hansen.
OakleyHasAFoot 787 ya fuckin killed him dude
“Hi Dahvie have a seat”
But you see how this looks?