Jermaine Wood - And what if the “kid” says, “Um, yeah! Damn!! You got me! I’m a cop!” Like the perv would actually get an honest answer! What a stupid schmuck, this sexual predator is! How many times had he gotten away with it before getting caught is what I’d like to know! I did a search 3 months ago of registered sex offenders in my tiny neck of the woods and was absolutely SHOCKED when I saw them all! One lives 3 houses away from me! Disgusting! People who prey on children should NEVER see the light of day again! They do their time and get over it......while the victim spends the rest of his/her life damaged by it! Once a sexual deviant....ALWAYS a sexual deviant! One way to fix that! Chop it off, AND his/her hands, and see how they manage then! Ugh! Just disgusting! But wonder if these pervs who end up on this show have to sign a waiver or some kind of release allowing the show to use the footage on national tv! And whether or not the perv gets a reduced sentence or fine for doing so?
This shit is staged for ratings.Just bcuz he was familiar with him from the train doesn't mean they were friends.Chris said to on a Vlad interview the guy recognized him first and Chris didn't know who he was.This is more fake and scripted than wrestling
As a retired law enforcement officer, I can appreciate the long, hard hours of work that goes into these stakeouts. They’re the unsung heroes that keep creeps like these off our streets and away from our children. 🇺🇸👍🏻
Its so wild that these predators know there's a risk of police and when they say "are you a cop", a simple "no" is good enough to remove their worries...
I think in these cases they just want reassurance. They desperately want to believe that it's real and not a sting. Also some criminals have the mistaken belief that if undercover police are asked if they are a cop, that they have to be honest or they're engaging in entrapment. Which is obviously false or the entire concept of undercover police would not exist.
dude this is in my town, and I never knew that (over 23 years here) and NO ONE is discussing this. like im so confused how this isn't a known fact this tv show is shot here, I drive by this house all the time. im S-H-O-O-K
Honestly I'd love to see Jason Momoa have a little chat with one of these predators. Dude can throw fucking axes, you aren't getting back out that front door 😂
many have escaped due to amateurs not using the leaf-mic combo it is actually an extremely effective measure You can't always rely on things such as curtain mics, shelf mics, but leaf mic is always superior
Yeah! I was always wondering why do they even bother reading those parts. It would be even funnier if the voice actors laughed out loud, instead of reading "el oh el".
I feel really bad for the family's of these monsters, the betrayal is real. If my dad or grandpa was arrested for trying to have sex with a 13 y/o I would be disgusted, ashamed, puzzled, angry... And alot more
Omg for real! I was like ????? This guy is going to run away when he sees the 22 year old actor thinking the teen's big brother is there to kick his ass or something.
This is without doubt the wildest TCAP for me not because he’s the worst predator but just the voiceover, the leaf, knowing Chris and of course an Iraq war veteran playing the 23 year old just the perfect formula 😂
@@1My3My9 It’s a joke about how much older the male decoy looks than the female decoy and sometimes, they joke about how “bad” his acting is (exhibit A: "Me, my mommy, and my daddy" which he seriously said during one sting…).
I love how this is one of the only times you see Chris ever away from his usual standing spot, this really is a moment where it's like an old friend trying to be compassionate even though, y'know, that friend is trying to rope a minor.
@@nealm6764 What good was being friends with Hansen going to do him when he was caught with his hands in the fudge packery of a 13 y/o ex-marine with a table crafting father?
Predator: "I know Chris, he’s a friend of mine”. Chris: "it’s still hard to believe it’s an acquaintance of mine" Dude got acquaintance zoned by Chris Hansen.
They are one of my favorite things about these sting operations because they're so funny. "You know a good teacher?" "You're talking to him lol. School is in session".
When Charles was in the interrogation room explaining how he scratched his contacts and his glasses were upstairs when he was reading the text...👁️👁️ ...And... He was reading the text and WITHOUT his glasses or contacts...👁️👁️😵💫 I can really understand just WHY he would actually MIStake the number *3* for *8*...🧠😁 Only because... IF you are reading the number 3 and your eyes are blurry...😵💫 That little *3* looks just like an *8* each and every single time...😵💫 ...And so... I could actually buy his excuse...😁 As in... I have poor eyesight...😵💫 ...And so ... I have to wear magnifying eyeglasses...🤓 ...And... Whenever I am NOT wearing my readers...😵💫 **EVERYTHING IS AS BLURRY AS BLURRY CAN BE HERE!!**...😵💫 ...And so... I can REALLY UNDERSTAND Charles' position...🧠😁 As with anyone else who has POOR EYESIGHT!!...😵💫
I can definitely see the confusion of mistaking a 3 for an 8. However when he asks after that if he's a cop or involved with law enforcement it shows me he read it as a 3 lol.
@@1235tristan nah, asking someone you're interested in their age is one of the first questions you ask, and there's no way something that important is left as a "yeah, I think she said 18"
@@sleepywaffle7 after what happened to me, yep I will be asking the age of someone from now on. Dating sites ain't safe from minors. Ran into a profile where her age said 19, but had an asterisk near it. In her About Me it said she isn't 19. I just figured she was either 18 or 20. We talked and texted, a month later we went on a date, I went back to her place and she asked if I was ok with her age. I said yeah, I don't care if you lied. 18 or 20 isn't a big deal. Fucking told me she was 17. Ran out of that house so fast I left an after image 💀 Ask their age. ASK IT.
And they also embedded one in the stool so you could see the pedo's butthole tighten up when he realized how fucked he is. And that's not fucked in a good way.
"We've hired a 40 year old rodeo clown with a receding hairline and excessive child support issues, name of Rick, to be our 13 year old decoy." ... "And check out this leaf one more time."
The Rooster Teeth hoodie is killing me lmao, I totally forgot about this. Damn Burnie was so mad he made a 4 million dollar movie that sucked, killed the company and left
The decoy didnt even have time to show him the table his dad made.
Betty M. 😂😂
Nice callback
underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't get it. 😐
😂😂😂
“We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf” SHITS GETTIN SERIOUS.
I know... So serious
*BUMMMMMMMM*
I now ask plants if they are cops.
LMAOOO i thought the same
@@Tool0GT92 lmao
“We’ve hired the father of a 13 year old to be our 13 year old decoy”
He’s like 16 dude
FBI agent C-284 He’s a college student
@@Vigilante80085 looks 20 at least. Not even close to 13 year old.
FBI agent C-284 hanahm
💀💀
“We hired the last known titanic survivor to play the decoy of a 13 year old boy”
@DonaldDonaldson-k2lyou don’t have to be gay to play a decoy for a gay pedo I’m pretty sure
OMG I'm crying, here
Hahahah good one mate
We’ve borrowed our decoy from the local retirement home.
Emma W. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You got me dying laughing at 2 AM Bravo
LOL!!!
@@AcidicElm39898 ah you're trendy by "dying". dont be trendy be yourself
Best Ever Epic Millennial go fuck yourself
That guy supposed to be 13? looks like he did 2 tours in Iraq and has a mortgage.
Yep.
😂😂😂accurate!
And he lives there with his "mommy" and "daddy" lol! Most people I know stopped calling their parents mommy and daddy by the time they were 12!
BAHAHAHAH, I love u guys.
I'm 24 and could probably pass as 15-16 if I shave, couldn't they get a better decoy?
I guess the lady texting with the bullet proof vest is afraid of screen shots 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Nice
Words can hurt you !😂 Ok,I tried.
okay you ate that
Good One
The title should have been "The one where Chris Hansen puts a microphone under a leaf."
Colin Davey I choked reading this 😂
Colin Davey lol that’s good comedy
That’s how you know shit has just got real.
🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao why was that so funny
Chris “we put a microphone under a leaf” Hansen
💀💀💀
I read it as "microwave"😅
Now that I think about it...
😆
*Queue spooky music*
"We've hired a U.S. Marine to be our 13 year old decoy."
Rofl
@@andreakarsch7345 "MEEE MY MOMMMY AND MY DADDYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
That marine gonna put him in a headlock
Lol right
@@user-vn7ky2xr1x have a seat over here...
Hearing Chris Hansen say the words “Seattle Bareback Boys” deadpan like that, I lost it 😂
he loaned the guy his copy, they were friends after all
"Are you a cop?"
"No"
"Okay phew, sorry i gotta be careful"
Cop- Oh damn you got me.
"wanna come over"
*"Yeah but are you a murderer?"*
"Umm nooooo"
*"Okay had to be sure"*
“Wanna come over?”
“i need to make sure you’re not a _cucumber_ “
“Lol I’m not”
“Phew gotta be careful yk?”
"Are you the zodiac killer?"
Ted Cruz: "no"
"Phew gotta be careful"
"Coz you know by law you have to tell me..."
"we've hired 7 time Super Bowl winning quarterback Tom Brady to be our 13 year old decoy."
SMH.
I LOST IT LMFAO
Harrison Ford looked GREAT as that decoy, i like how they made his walker a skateboard
13 yr old boy: "sorry I've been losing my hair for the past 20 years"
That was too funny
The "decoy" looks like an ex Marine. With a wife and kids. Great job guys
Jermaine Wood still worked like a charm 😂
Slightly thinning hairline.....
Jermaine Wood - And what if the “kid” says, “Um, yeah! Damn!! You got me! I’m a cop!” Like the perv would actually get an honest answer! What a stupid schmuck, this sexual predator is! How many times had he gotten away with it before getting caught is what I’d like to know! I did a search 3 months ago of registered sex offenders in my tiny neck of the woods and was absolutely SHOCKED when I saw them all! One lives 3 houses away from me! Disgusting! People who prey on children should NEVER see the light of day again! They do their time and get over it......while the victim spends the rest of his/her life damaged by it! Once a sexual deviant....ALWAYS a sexual deviant! One way to fix that! Chop it off, AND his/her hands, and see how they manage then! Ugh! Just disgusting! But wonder if these pervs who end up on this show have to sign a waiver or some kind of release allowing the show to use the footage on national tv! And whether or not the perv gets a reduced sentence or fine for doing so?
Why you steal someone else’s comment?
I was the 1000th like lol
“ this is our 13 yr/o decoy”
* Morgan freeman walks in*
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
LOLOLOL!!
Aaaahhhhh! Stop it! 😂
Lmao
LMAOOOO!!! 😂😂😂😂👏
"we hired this former marine as our 13yo decoy"
Thief!
burak must’ve gotten that idea from all anime
😂😂😂😂
"So we hired Danny Devito as our 13 year old boy."
Admit it, that would be the best episode.
You would think morons would look at the decoy and can tell he's not 13
Lawrence is a true genius. The chat logs. The sex talk. The trip to the house. All an incredible scheme to talk to his old friend Chris Hansen.
the power of friendship
@@kirstein108 I know this is a serious topic, but I've been laughing at this comment for the past 5 minutes 😂💀
This shit is staged for ratings.Just bcuz he was familiar with him from the train doesn't mean they were friends.Chris said to on a Vlad interview the guy recognized him first and Chris didn't know who he was.This is more fake and scripted than wrestling
Including Seattle bareback boys ? A true genius
@@keldorthebluemack You must be the funnest guy at parties.
“We’ve hired legendary veteran actor Michael Caine to play the convincing role of the decoy”
Not a lot of people know that.
Our 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it today, so we asked his ex-marine father to fill in.
😂
i feel like ive seen him before in my brothers military photos there is always that one guy.
@@kookie_krissy6728 EXACTLY THERES ALWAYS ONE GUY
@@AM-bq7df those picture were the people in the front are leaning on one knee and the the guys in the back are standidng up. I've definitely seen him
A little 🐟 smell here
Everyone's gangster until they put a microphone under a leaf
Can't wait for them to put a hidden camera on the predator
@ThatViolentMelody You dudes literally cracking me up yo!! Everyones gangsta.. loooooooooollllll microphone under a microphone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Flufkyn trecfwwr
Flufkyn underrated comment
bro, comment of the year lmao
I feel like the only reason they put a microphone under a leaf was just so they could say "We put a microphone under a leaf"
YSFrosty this is my favorite comment 😂😂😂
There's no way this camera actually records something
Lmao
I'm the leaf on this video and you're right. They did it to me to brag about it
@@justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462 Saluuut!
As a retired law enforcement officer, I can appreciate the long, hard hours of work that goes into these stakeouts. They’re the unsung heroes that keep creeps like these off our streets and away from our children. 🇺🇸👍🏻
Stop it, your into man butt
For like 2 years of a 5 year sentence
Oh look. This guy got 8 years and did 2. Gg
Pig 🐷🐷🐷🐷
I doubt you were ever a law enforcement officer lol. Stop farming for likes🤡
We’ve hired ex president Jimmy Carter to play our 13 year old decoy.
😂
LMFAOOOO OMG
I mean, sure, it's believable.
😭
This is the comment that took me out 🤣🤣🤣
The person who wrote the title couldn’t care less
Jay Tee they don’t give a single care lmao
Ikr lol
Jay Tee - or was Asian or Indian
Imagine what would have happened if they gave the Harry Potter book names.
Laughing more than I should be at this comment
I’m so glad they put that microphone under a leaf, it really pulled everything together
They wouldn't have gotten those sweet sweet quotes at the police station without the leafophone.
Ikr. The horrors of not having a microphone under a leaf. Unimaginable!
@@sukmaballs3205 Cvs.
Really ties the room together
Who woulda thunk it
Its so wild that these predators know there's a risk of police and when they say "are you a cop", a simple "no" is good enough to remove their worries...
not very smart
I think in these cases they just want reassurance. They desperately want to believe that it's real and not a sting. Also some criminals have the mistaken belief that if undercover police are asked if they are a cop, that they have to be honest or they're engaging in entrapment. Which is obviously false or the entire concept of undercover police would not exist.
They're not thinking with their brains at that point...
I mean listen... If you're an average middle aged guy and a 13 year old on the internet is interested in sex with you... IT'S A STING.
Pinky swear youre not a cop? No? Ok but do you swear youre not a cop?
imagine if they hadn’t put the microphone under that leaf.
it would be literally unwatchable
A two 🐟🐟
@Jason Wren you are a legend
My type of humor🤣
Fr I was worried about that one
Anyone cringe seeing how their 13 year old decoy looks like a 27 year old marine?
The girls always look more believable than the guys for some reason 😂
Stolen valor.
JAR HEAD
Dude definitely has his Kbar down the back of his pants 😂
Me, my mommy, and my daddy...
I feel like if I ever bumped into Chris and he said "My names Chris Hansen". I'd immediately think I did something wrong
you did, you tried to kill batman
Yeah... I can imagine that deer in the headlights look and the sheer horror and confusion.
Lmfao
But seriously I'd be so ecstatic to meet him especially with what he's doing now with Onion Boy
Objective: survive
Nah, the scary part would be if he said, “ have a seat right over there.” and then said, “I got your text messages right here.”
3:43 “And hopefully soapy..LOL.”
That was the most devious lol I’ve ever heard 😂
😂😂😂
"hopefully soapy" we all know that even the 13 year old who totally isn't 29 with a wife knows how to shower
your comment has 69 views now 👍🏾
imagine knowing chris hansen personally and still doing this shit 😭
Exactly! Like whyyyy?!
I pity the fool.
How dumb can someone be ?
Chris Hansen is even more disappointed.
He's in jail
"We've even put a microphone under this leaf"
Me: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Luke Denby that was the killshot.
Luke Denby LMAO stoppppp 🤣
Lmao
I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part in the vid, I'm dead
on the square yea right lmfao
Neighbors lookin from the porch like *"Another one"*
A D. Lmao
I just realized all the busts are in the same house bc of this comment
dude this is in my town, and I never knew that (over 23 years here) and NO ONE is discussing this. like im so confused how this isn't a known fact this tv show is shot here, I drive by this house all the time. im S-H-O-O-K
saberur66 That’s a good thing
EGGBERT INKABOD your just a dumbass
Whoever picked this decoy needs to be fired.
He looks 35 years old.
it's Hansen's son
@YuckFouTubeX he definitely doesn't look 13 though
No it's not
It still worked tho so....🤷🏾
More like 29, but yeah. Horrible casting choice.
They hit him with the good old "microphone under the leaf" technique
Exactly the oldest trick in the book smh lmao.
😂😂😂
Microphone under the leaf jutsu (葉術下のマイクHa-jutsu-ka no maiku)
Good Ol Microphone Under the Leaf Trick!!! 3rd time this month I fell for that!!
Stfu 😂
The actual 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it that day so they asked his dad to fill in
Word
@Xbhsha Bshaha word
Excel
One drive
Keynote
"We did not have a male theatre student that looks 13 years old. fortunately we were able to resurrect Julius Cesar and use him as the decoy"
Hahaha
Lmfao
I laughed too loud on this comment
Genius comment
Decoy has a lot of time on his hands since the retirement
13 going on 30. lol Worst decoy ever. 😂
The guy decoys always look like they are ex veterans, fully having two kids and need some insurance advice
"Our actor, Jason Momoa, is posing as a 13-year-old boy"
Honestly I'd love to see Jason Momoa have a little chat with one of these predators. Dude can throw fucking axes, you aren't getting back out that front door 😂
STOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭💀💀
It's fine. His voice still cracks.
😂🙃
@@mannixg1372 you don't get this now, but children are not ready for sex mentally and a lot of times physically too.
“The one where the decoy looks like he could be on his second marriage “
Sooo all of them 🤣🤣
@@mannixg1372 it's not a sexual orientation, and you are not old enough to make that decision yet.
@WindTheBrave I think he's just trolling guys. He's posted that same comment three other places at least
“We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf”
Crime drops down to 0%
Trees cut down to 0%
Best be leaf it
Leaf it At 666 Pls
>when you drive back to your meth lab in the middle of the desert and there's a random fern sitting on the porch
Allibaad Cortzen come on guys leaf it now , we all know Chris was barking up the wrong tree
His bond was only $75,000? I’ve seen half a million for no real crime at all. The system really favors these people
"Now the guy in the train is about to get derailed"
Chris: *God, im so clever*
Probably had a team of staff trying to come up with that one on a white board.
@@trueCrimeGuruYes guaranteed
I legit said ‘good one chris’ when he said that kandjhskj
I missed that one. Timestamp?
@@MusaMansu 4:56
" we hired my Father, Chris Hansen Sr. to play our 13 year old decoy"
Best variation of this meme I have seen in the comment section yet
R jenkins lol
Lmao
Hansen
He was overweight, Chris gets it.
Shocking to think how close this guy came to getting away. Imagine if they had not put the microphone under the leaf.
Lol!
That darn leaf 🍃
Genuinely though, it came down to that camera/leaf combo. How many weirdos get away with these crimes due to no leaf cam?
That was a primo move, no doubt.
many have escaped due to amateurs not using the leaf-mic combo
it is actually an extremely effective measure
You can't always rely on things such as curtain mics, shelf mics, but leaf mic is always superior
An 8 year sentence suspended after 2 years? WHAT? That judge needs fired.
@Justin-jg2hi the judge is a predator.
he's friends with Biden
The entire system has always gone light on offenders, which tells you a lot about the people who run things in government.
2 years for a "crime" without a victim and no child involved at all.
@@JesterFlemming he was going to meet a child. He was preying on children. Sounds like maybe the FBI needs to keep an eye on you.
That is the worst person to have pretended he’s 13 my man looks like he served in the army 😂
Fr 😭
Some skinny dude with shaved hair?
Seriously hoped they played that off lmao, “yeah I’m ROTC” or something
😆 right
Lol he did say he had bad eyesight, couldn't see if he was 13 or not 😂
The way the voice actor says “lol” is the funniest shit ever.
Yeah! I was always wondering why do they even bother reading those parts.
It would be even funnier if the voice actors laughed out loud, instead of reading "el oh el".
Its funny as fuck how over exaggerated the creepiness of the predators is, I love the way the voice actors say LOL
I watched to catch a predator and this voice actor was saying "lol"
Funniest shit i’ve ever seen
el oh el~
Lol when I first heard it I was like "eh that wasnt that funny"
Then the second one "hopefully soapy too..elohell ;)"
"We've hired Shaquille O'Neal to be our 13-year-old decoy" 😂
😂
🤓
Imagine
🤣
You’re taller than I thought you’d be 😟😆 noice
I always love the police chief at the end, he is so soft spoken but you can tell his sense of justice burns fiercely.
I hate him speaking. He say the same shit all the time
It was a shame they didn't show Chris talking to him about the depressed 19-year-old they caught, even though that wasn't an "official" episode.
_his passion burns as hot as the predators he's arresting_
Poetic.
“We’ve hired former President, Jimmy Carter, as our 13 year-old decoy.”
Ha ha! Good one
😂😂😂
@Daniel 96 and still alive
It’s crazy how he’s still alive what a legend
@Daniel don’t forget Reagan
Does everybody else crack up when they read the texts and make the "predator" voice as creepy as possible 🤣
He sounds like hes having a lot of fun
"...and hopefully soapy, lol"
😅😅
@@Dogman262😂
“And hopefully soapy lol” 🤣🤣
We hired Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as our 13 year old decoy
They hired John Cena first, but the predators couldn't see him.
LMAO
2prize I’m cracking up so hard at this comment
Lol
@@53subscribersnovideos35 nice.
I was doubting the legitimacy of this until they mentioned the microphone under a leaf. You know it’s serious when they pull out that move.
KingThunderBunny lol
Dwl, i am still in doubt
Bro just leaf it alone
xD
I was so uncomfortable
I feel really bad for the family's of these monsters, the betrayal is real.
If my dad or grandpa was arrested for trying to have sex with a 13 y/o I would be disgusted, ashamed, puzzled, angry... And alot more
intrusive thoughts?
"We've hired Bernie Sanders to play our 13 year old decoy"
That was funny !
😂😂😂👍
vincentrich - Banned But Not Forgotten Benjamin button
I am once again asking you to take a seat at the stool
I thought it was Larry David . . Btw what is hardcore gay porn?? 🤐
The “teen actor” looks like he hit puberty in 1984........L-O-L
Omg for real! I was like ????? This guy is going to run away when he sees the 22 year old actor thinking the teen's big brother is there to kick his ass or something.
@@jozefivanov600 i'd still smash him though
@@kasperknutsen8283 10/10.
@@jozefivanov600 yeah...😳
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“We’ve hired Joe Rogan to be our thirteen year old decoy.”
Joe "lol rlly" Rogan
😂😂😂
Hshahaha nice joke man
That would be incredible
😂😂😂😂
This is without doubt the wildest TCAP for me not because he’s the worst predator but just the voiceover, the leaf, knowing Chris and of course an Iraq war veteran playing the 23 year old just the perfect formula 😂
you're welcome
"We've hired acclaimed actor, Danny Devito, to play our 13 year old decoy."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t get the joke can you explain it and a time stamp
@@1My3My9 It’s a joke about how much older the male decoy looks than the female decoy and sometimes, they joke about how “bad” his acting is (exhibit A: "Me, my mommy, and my daddy" which he seriously said during one sting…).
@@marga8732 ty
I think its the tall version of danny
"We would even put a microphone in our decoy's hair but his receding hairline didn't allow us to"
🤭😂
Lmfao
😂😂😂...
13 y.o. with a receding hairline
Lol 😂
Pedo: "Are you cop?"
Cop: "No."
Pedo: "Seems legit."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
5000 IQ in action.
No u dum dum im a 14yr old boy silly hehehe...
HILARIOUS
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When they had Chris Hansen say "Seattle Bareback Boys" 😂💀
😂😂
"Chris, that wasn't part of the script!"
@@uuuultra Hahahahaha - that *did* make me laugh!
You should listen to the podcasts. He just straight up reads the chatlogs uncensored.
“We’ve even placed a Microphone underneath a leaf”
**HIGH SOUND QUALITY**
I laughed my ass off when he said this XD XD XD
*MOTHER NATURE* : I'll allow it 😶🍃
🔥🔥🔥
We're even going to watch Seattle Bareback Boyz after the sting.
Chris Hansen was probably pissed that the decoy said “have a seat” before him
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
*subscribe to my channel please
George Plunkitt angry Chris Hansen noises
GiGi Rose no one wants to subscribe to your shit channel.
George Plunkitt that is his line😤
GiGi Rose no one cares about your channel
-knows Chris Hansen, personally
-seen his show
-considers him a friend
-sees him, regularly
-decides to pick up a 13 y.o.
"The fact that I know him, drastically reduces the chances of me ever meeting him on the show. That would be nuts" - Pedoguy.
Keep your enemies close.
White privilege
That’s like talking shit about Mike Tyson while knowing he’s on the same continent as you. Planet, even.
@@aflaczach I've never said anything bad about Mike.
I love how this is one of the only times you see Chris ever away from his usual standing spot, this really is a moment where it's like an old friend trying to be compassionate even though, y'know, that friend is trying to rope a minor.
"This is our 13 yr old decoy"
**Pitbull walks in**
Miyu from Wii Sports I would like this, but it is at 69 likes, so I have left a comment instead
dale
dale
Dale
Mr. *WORLDWIDE*
Predator: “I know Chris Hansen, he’s a friend of mine.”
Chris Hansen: “I vaguely recognized him from a train commute one time... years ago”
😂 the guy did say in interrogation they rode the train together for YEARS
Imagine if he said: "Last time I've went after a 13yr old kid, Chris was the one the drove me there...good friend of mine!..."
I'd put my money on Hansen being the one lying.
@@nealm6764 What good was being friends with Hansen going to do him when he was caught with his hands in the fudge packery of a 13 y/o ex-marine with a table crafting father?
Yep , Predator & Chris . Sitting next to Jeffrey Epstein
“Our 13-year-old decoy, by which I mean the same decoy we’ve used for the past 13 years”
okay, that was pretty good
Hahahahha thats funny. That guy doesn't look 13. I think they just say 13. He looks 25
@@DixiePixie01 yeah in one episode they said he’s actually in college; 20 something years old.
So hes been 13 for 13 years lol
but why is a 13 year old talking to older people..
These voice overs on text messages has me dying😂😂😂
why they gotta make it sound so horny...
@vandalbelis544fun fact: the guy volunteered to do the voices---when they said they wanted to pay him he declined
Predator: "I know Chris, he’s a friend of mine”.
Chris: "it’s still hard to believe it’s an acquaintance of mine"
Dude got acquaintance zoned by Chris Hansen.
Hambone Jamboree fkn hell this made me laugh. Thanks man. I’ve had the year from hell already but this got me
Chubrub Damn, well I hope everything improves man. Nowhere to go but up!
Chubrub same homie, hope everything gets better soon
Chubrub Hope it gets better man
Predator: ''I know Chris, he's a friend of mine''
Arnold to Chris: ''Get to de CHOPPPPAAAAA!!!!!!!!
"I, Chris Hansen shall be passing as a 13 year old boy"
J-JOJO REFERENCE?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I, Chris Hansen, have a dream!
😂
He might as well try
“We’ve hired a 10,000 year old cursed mummy to be our thirteen year old decoy”
😂😂😂Almost spit out my drink
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂
This deserves top comment spot
@LVhasAIDS are u serious?
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Amazing commentary
🗒 ✍🏻
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The voice overs for the text messages - they sound soo creepy. LOL.
"And hopefully soapy... lol"
You just know they had fun recording the narration😂
One of them sounds like Norm
They are one of my favorite things about these sting operations because they're so funny.
"You know a good teacher?"
"You're talking to him lol. School is in session".
and hopefully SOAPY
Whoever made the decision about the mic under the leaf needs a pay rise
*raise
L_T99 Lol!!!!
Andrew Krikorian it’s *Rise. I’m British not American.
@@lollylou99 but the person you are referring to is American so it's *raise
L_T99 fact!!
the text message voiceovers got me cryin
The lol cracks me up
Me too omg! “L...O...L....’
Me too..😂
🤣😂
Me too lmaoooo
"We even placed microphone under the leaf" - gets me every time.
Predator : I know Chris, he’s a *friend* of mine
Chris : He’s an *acquaintance*
Exactly! I saw him on a train once so now we're friends? lol!
debs99772 he said they commuted together for years
@@debsreno911 sounds like more than once if they knew each other's name
@Jimmy Johnson relax
Jimmy Johnson Looks like someone’s dad beats them.
“We’ve even placed a microphone under a leaf”. CIA :”WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!”
Bruh the CIA would hide a mic on a bird
Lmfaooo was gonna say that
CIA:" the leaf IS the microphone"
Ahahaha
Commander Cody the bird IS the mic
Cop: "You came to meet a 13 year old and you say you thought he was 18?"
Lawrence: "After meeting him I thought he was 38"
When Charles was in the interrogation room explaining how he scratched his contacts and his glasses were upstairs when he was reading the text...👁️👁️
...And...
He was reading the text and WITHOUT his glasses or contacts...👁️👁️😵💫
I can really understand just WHY he would actually MIStake the number *3* for *8*...🧠😁
Only because...
IF you are reading the number 3 and your eyes are blurry...😵💫
That little *3* looks just like an *8* each and every single time...😵💫
...And so...
I could actually buy his excuse...😁
As in...
I have poor eyesight...😵💫
...And so ...
I have to wear magnifying eyeglasses...🤓
...And...
Whenever I am NOT wearing my readers...😵💫
**EVERYTHING IS AS BLURRY AS BLURRY CAN BE HERE!!**...😵💫
...And so...
I can REALLY UNDERSTAND Charles' position...🧠😁
As with anyone else who has POOR EYESIGHT!!...😵💫
@@ericaleslie257 what the fuck do you mean
I can definitely see the confusion of mistaking a 3 for an 8. However when he asks after that if he's a cop or involved with law enforcement it shows me he read it as a 3 lol.
@@1235tristan nah, asking someone you're interested in their age is one of the first questions you ask, and there's no way something that important is left as a "yeah, I think she said 18"
@@sleepywaffle7 after what happened to me, yep I will be asking the age of someone from now on.
Dating sites ain't safe from minors. Ran into a profile where her age said 19, but had an asterisk near it. In her About Me it said she isn't 19. I just figured she was either 18 or 20.
We talked and texted, a month later we went on a date, I went back to her place and she asked if I was ok with her age.
I said yeah, I don't care if you lied. 18 or 20 isn't a big deal.
Fucking told me she was 17.
Ran out of that house so fast I left an after image
💀
Ask their age. ASK IT.
Holy shit, i just realized the decoy is wearing a ROOSTER TEETH JACKET 😂
“We’ve hired Kevin Hart, to play our 13 year old boy”
Alex Mora that might actually work he’s short
Shern call might even confuse him for a pre-schooler
Shern call fr he just needs a shave
Alex Mora now that’s funny !!!
Say with ya chest!
“We hired a 13 year old boy but his 30 year old cousin came instead”
No fucking way😭
🤣🤣
Bruh. I'm looking at this dude like... How tf did ANYONE think this guy is 13? 🤦🤦🤦🤷
@@J.C...legally they can't use anyone under 18 for the acting job
@@DaSquydWe know, but why get someone who looks so much older than 13
It's funny that his excuse was "not being able to read the number 13" when hes literally an accountant. His job is reading numbers.
I didn't even think of that, great point 😂😂😂
It’s a
C L E R I C A L E R R O R
hey you are right! no way he read wrong. that was an excuse. child porn in his car. an obvious homosexual.
Good call!!
Eli Wolfe 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how straightforward the title of the video is. Everyone remembers this one as the guy Chris knew
not a good look
they met on an island..... anyone remember the name of the island?
“We’ve hired Dwayne Johnson as our thirteen year old decoy”
These are killing me lmao
What is your name?
It doesn't matter what your name is!!!
ROCK BOTTOM! BROCK BOTTOM! BAW GAWD! The rock just delivered a rock bottom through the table!
Stolen comment dude fuck you !
@@Ramon_92 wow what a loser you are
"WE'VE EVEN HID A MICROPHONE UNDER A LEAF" Instantly subbed.
🌱🎤😹
Hahhahahahahah.
Lmfao best comment on here 😂😂😂
I’m fucking dead 😂
They are so proud about that!
Thank God they put the microphone under the leaf
Shiz bouta get real
😂
Lmao
Same people who wear a camo suit to hide in the bushes or put a camera in a water bottle.
And they also embedded one in the stool so you could see the pedo's butthole tighten up when he realized how fucked he is. And that's not fucked in a good way.
Righteous work! So awesome to see
“We’ve hired 4-time NBA champion Shaquille O’Neal to play our 13 year old decoy.”
His face when he walks in and sees him 😭
That guy was balding!
Exactly, he's every bit of 25 🤣 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
@@thetruthhurts131 FOR REAL 😂 they need to hire an actor that still has a vertical ID
He was such a fan of Chris Hansen's show he wanted to see it in person.
Goat
He wanted to test it
😂😂😂
@@gianlucaarenella3396 GOAT
Stephen Adkins, LMAO! 😅😂🤣😆😝 Good 1. 👌🏻
“We hired retired nfl quarterback Payton Manning to be our 13 year old decoy.”
That, I can see.
Lol the only accurate one
@@user-lr9dh1oc3u right lmao
😂😂😂
I love how the title sounds like if you and a friend were discussing to catch a predator and you ask them what their favorite episode is
weird friends but ok
The voice actor for the text messages didn't have to get that in to the role, but my god he did.
Ikr, imagine having to read that in front of a microphone, I couldnt😂
"School is in session"
I shouldn't have laughed but fucking hell, I sure did
** 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hopefully soapy... lol
@@sideshowspook133 this part came on as i read your comment 😂😂😂
"We've hired a 40 year old rodeo clown with a receding hairline and excessive child support issues, name of Rick, to be our 13 year old decoy." ... "And check out this leaf one more time."
Bro LMAO!!!!!!
Wait till you see the table his daddy made
this is oddly specific and i’m living for it
EXCESSIVE CHILD SUPPORT ISSUES-
😂😂😂
“We even hid our 13 yr old decoy under a leaf.”
“Chris Hanson was even hiding as a leaf”
@@scooch4684 our leaf was posing as a camera
😂😂😂😂
*Chris Hansen voice*
NOT TRUE. At the time of the arrest, the decoy was actually under a rock.
Yes 1000th like
The Rooster Teeth hoodie is killing me lmao, I totally forgot about this. Damn Burnie was so mad he made a 4 million dollar movie that sucked, killed the company and left
The most cracked RT take I've seen
“Now the guy I knew from the train is going to be... derailed”
Good one Chris Hansen
We can always count on Chris for the witty lines
He also said "He will be taking a one way ride.... to PRISON."
Lmaooo Chris be killin me with the one liners brooo
Sadientra y
Where does he get these lines?