CORRECTIONS Episode 50: Week of Monday, June 13
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to discuss the origin of “jackals” before addressing some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like referring to the Titanic as a boat.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, June 13 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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“Bees don’t die when they lose their stingers, that’s wasps.”
Whoever posted that comment, Seth, they sit on a throne of lies. Truly, there is nothing more despicable than a dishonest jackal.
Drones don't raise new queens, workers do. Queens can fly. That Jackal doesn't know their bees. They wouldn't know bees if they saw an ocean of them. A Bee Sea.
@@dmk_games Indeed... A bee sea
@@25daysAmonth And that's just the tip of the stinger. Which does fall off, killing the honey bee, when it stings. But it doesn't kill the wasp.
@@dmk_games Queen ants lose their wings after nuptial flight when they start their colony... I believe termites Queens do as well. 🐜
Bees die when they sting not wasps you Jackal.
Correction: Someone has gotten a concussion during Corrections. I was listening to it on the treadmill, and I slipped and fell and got a concussion. Was it my fault? Sure. Was it still during Corrections? Yes.
Some people will do anything to justify a correction! Hope you're okay. 🤕
@@chezmoi42 He did this after he heard Seth say it just to mess with him!
@@tridachia The perils of being a Jackal at heart!
I would say there will be more and more concussions cos Seth is going hard!
Corrections has just turned into a joke fest now lmao
The worst and weirdest part of the Tin Tin series was when he was cut open with a lightsaber to provide shelter from the cold on Hoth.
Thank you. I laughed so hard at this, and I needed that laugh.
I’m at the point where I watch clips from your show to make sure I’m up to date for corrections, not the other way around, and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
I love the smarmy but idiotic, niche comedy. Jokes should either be the most clever thing youve ever heard, or the dumbest.
Love it, Seth.
You're not the only one...
Making us watch all the clips. That was his diabolical plan all along
On a 2024 Corrections marathon. Absolutely Love all the Snarky humor, and long setup jokes.
Belgian jackal here. I have a few comments:
- I have never watched an NFL game in my life, but I never missed an episode of corrections. So maybe that Pizza Hut sponsorship wasn't such a bad move after all.
- You can pronounce "Tintin" however you want. It's only fair, you should see how french-speaking people pronounce "Mickey Mouse".
- I don't remember ever seeing a sexy firemen calendar in Belgium, probably because our public services are properly funded.
You've never been to the sexy calendars section then
I hadn't put the sexy firemen calendars into perspective like that, but it's painfully obvious in retrospect that even if they were a thing elsewhere, they wouldn't be fulfilling the same function
We have the sexy firemen calendars here in Spain, and it's all so a properly funded public service.
You mean the American calendars raise money for firefighting? In Canada, they raise money for something like kids who need help getting to play sports.
@Antoine FD
You: Properly funded.
America: Touche'.
I love when Seth blurts out his own correction as if he's been deeply traumatized through this process.
You think it's a bit? I'm kinda worried about the guy.(but not enough to refrain from any jackal (J.A.C.K.A.L.) -like behavior)
😅
Seth saying “see me next week” is genuinely such a comforting thing. 😌
"By accident, on accident, let me know." Gold. Congratulations on your 50th episode. Looking forward to many more! Please continue to BEE funny.
It’s “Bee Accident”
Yes. That bee better!
That comment Seth read about Corrections needing to get political is so sad. I love A Closer Look for what it is, but this is just wholesome and fun. Let it be what it is.
I agree. I love to just listen to Seth being silly with his crew. I've heard that he changed the whole vibe at SNL when he was head writer, and it was a fun and happy place to be creative. I can sense all of that in his interactions with ButterMaker, et al. Warm family feelz. (The Z is for Andy / "Jake").
I agree it's kind of like complaining that the interviews he does aren't political enough. The interviews are only political when he's interviewing a political figure separate from a closer look. As this is. I love a closer look and I watch it religiously and I do like his political comedy but I like this being its own separate thing and I don't think it needs to change.
What's wrong with that guy? Some of us are here for the quirky nonsense!
Well, given that submarines are called boats you had it right the first time Seth. The Titanic spent far less time above the surface than below it.
Good one
Ouch!
Actually Titanic was the name of the movie
Ouch! True, but ouch!
😂
I have never been a person that cares about merch. But, after watching every single Corrections, and understanding the nuance and intricacies of this endeavor, and how much effort you have put into getting us merch... I really want some effin merch now. I'm not kidding!
SAME
@@arabchristraeger Same Same
@BigKman121 I don't think it's ever coming- he's jackaling the jackals (at least I think) and getting a kick out of it - lol
so same
SAME
50 Corrections!!
Never forget how this got many of us through the pandemic, literally.
Seth I don't know how we can thank you for carrying on. But I'm a loyal fan. All The Best xoxoxo
Seth, Stephen, Trevor, John O., and Sam were my saviors. I also relied on Brooklyn 99, Ricky Gervais, Nate Bargatze, Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Sebastian Maniscalco, Tom Segura, SNL, The Jimmys, and Jordan Klepper. Laughing is way more fun than a hysterical meltdown.
I feel like a proud jackal as part of the jackaling effort that got Seth to switch to whisky, after the whole water bottle-gate. #JackalsSavedTheEarth
I just have to say that I genuinely love the community that Corrections has fostered. I feel like we're in on all the inside jokes and have fun with each other. I love being a part of it and absolutely adore Corrections. Seth, this is genuinely such a perfect bit and I hope you never stop it!
I too adore Corrections. I love feeling like I'm part of something and the laughs each week are genuine. Also Seth's hands look amazing now.
completely agree - great bit - and great community
Aw, this made me feel all warm and fuzzy! 100% agree!!
We're like the TipTop Club, kinda. (Garrison Keilor reference. Doubt anyone here catches that one much less anyone who works on Late Night).
Dee Ess. Aaaahhh, Lake Woebegone, how I miss you 😢 …
Who can forget, that classic and disturbing moment when Luke Skywalker used a Tin-Tin carcass to survive a frozen night on Hoth...
Yes! My thought exactly. Nice.
LOL, I was thinking that too! Tauntaun!
Well done! And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.
I'm so glad I procrastinated long enough to scroll down the list of comments to get to this one. Solid gold.
I expected this joke and was unsettled when it didn't come. Thank you for restoring my equilibrium
I look forward to the new weekly Corrections Segment: "Bee-Gate!" Covering the latest in the Jackal on Jackal violence over how wrong the previous corrections about bees were.
Honestly it was pretty bad... I think like only two of their corrections were actually correct. And it was the stupid obvious stuff like bees get incinerated by the Sun.
@@squirrel8185 technically they wouldn't even get incinerated. Incineration means to burn, and burning requires oxygen. The bees would have vaporized instead.
@@dougallen9689 fair point. so they didn't even get that one right.
Corrections correction: it's a beer koozie not a beer cozy. It is designed to keep the beverage cold, not to make it comfortable.
@LibraryShortcake THANK YOU!!!! I've always felt nails on a chalk board when hearing "cozy". After living around the country, though, I HAVE noticed a certain line of demarcation on the cozy vs koozie argument... And don't get me started on the "huggie" people.
It's cozy (or cosy) as in a tea cozy, the fabric or woven coverings that were used on ceramic tea pots.
Yup! A tea cozy keeps tea warm. A beer koozie keeps beverages cool. Complete opposite function.
@@kira3835 That's a popular misconception. Koozie is the brand name of the eponymous drink cooler, invented in 1979.
Just give him the Emmy already. Before he exceeds the 20min average
SERIOUSLY!
Seth definitely deserves the Emmy. I hope that James Corden doesn’t get it as a sort of going-away gift.
@@lstapes7 Ew, David. No, David.
I have to call out the Jackal with the "bee facts" having grown up with bee hives. The photo was a honeybee, NOT a wasp, for one. (A lot of people call hornets and wasps "bees" incorrectly, so that's no surprise.) Secondly, when a bee stings you, its stinger is pulled out as it flees, leaving the poison sack attached to continue pumping the painful venom into the victim. They do die afterwards. It's the wasps and hornets that do not lose their stingers which means they can sting multiple times and are more dangerous. Honeybees will only sting when threatened; yellowjacket wasps (usually confused by people with bees) are the little angry insect assholes that will attack you and sting repeatedly just for any perceived threat. Sort of like Jackals.
Take that back, sir, immediately! The majestic wasp is nothing like a jackal. Even jackals aren't like jackals, because both wasps and jackals get rid of a lot of stuff (other dead animals and stuff), while we Jackals might have tried to get rid of Seth's mistakes in the past, but for a while now we've added more than our fair share to the pile.
When they showed an image of the queen bee however they showed a yellow jacket face which is a vespid wasp.
Additionally, the drones don't make new Queens, the workers do by feeding the larvae Royal Jelly.
I've been a beekeeper for well over a decade, and I agree with what you say. The only minor quibble is I have is that honey bees will also sting if they believe _their colony_ is threatened, which is why it's wise to be wary about approaching bee hives too closely. Another point worth mentioning is that, as you say, the contracting venom gland is usually left behind with the attached stinger when the bee is swatted away or flies away, and it's best to remove this and the stinger as fast as possible to limit the dose of venom injected. Usually, this can be done by simply scraping it off with a fingernail.
@@allanmason3201 Please correct me (alcohol, plenty & often) but I got the impression that in the original bee-off sketch, the queen is the one stinging the bee-man. I always thought the queen is incapable of stinging as her role is one of egg factory. Cheers.
Australian here, yes the Australian firefighter charity calendar is quite famous. I've met a number of people when travelling overseas who've mentioned their fondness of it when I tell them I'm Australian.
Might you have a link to this supposed sexy Australian fireman calendar? For science?
@@julieholt7889 and because we need to understand whether it starts the week on a Sunday or a Monday. All for research 😇
Please send a Aussie fireman calendar to Seth!!! Omg that would be soooooo yum
@@Whatever_works Haha! Unfortunately cause its the middle of the year, this years are no longer on sale, but perhaps once next years are out! ;D
Sharing a link as a preview, for the love of science
i served 20 years in the us navy and literally NO ONE calls those big gray floaty thingies anything but boats. an aircraft carrier is a boat. they're boats. the titanic was a boat.
boats and hoes
Respect for your service, as a fellow veteran (Army). However, I do question what the qualification of a ship is then? There are ships throughout history, including a classification of watercraft known as a battleSHIP, so if the Navy is fine with listing one of its "boats" as a "ship", what has changed in recent history?
Wow... That Nosfera-chew joke was a journey and I can't believe it ended with Count Chorlokula. Just phenomenal.
I must warn you against shining light on this
The character he showed isn't Count Orlok, it's Count Dracula. Count Orlok is the name of the character portrayed by Max Schreck in the 1922 film. In the 1979 film, the character portrayed by Klaus Kinski is named Count Dracula. The reason why he is named Count Orlok in the 1922 film is because that film was actually an unauthorized adaptation of Dracula, so names were changed to avoid lawsuits. The 1979 film isn't German expressionism either, but the 1922 film is.
Love, a jackal who loves vampires
@@bean7337 It’s Count Chorlokula. I think he combined it.
I believe the joke works just as well if it were the film or the character, as the pun about chews and the image is of someone from the film. I don’t get what the problem is.
It’s actually *Commander* Chorlokula, if you look at his stripes.
This entire segment and a lot of his show has become an inside joke. And I couldn't be more pleased to be in on it. I show this to my mother every chance I get and I have to pause it multiple times to explain the jokes. Please keep it going.
So glad I’m not the only one who shows these to people and pauses to explain why something is a brilliant callback or the context of the deep references
I love that there are jokes on the main show that are so many layers deep that you sound genuinely unhinged if you try to explain them. "Why did Wally just say 'Cicada, Cicada'?" "Oh, that's the name of Seth's Broadway play about a theater-loving cicada." "He has a play about a cicada?" "Well it all started because of the Cigarette-Smoking Cockroach." "The what?!"
Exactly same! Including sharing with my mother. She loves watching Seth interview people because he's so nice to them!
The Big Bird joke was in a long line of hilarious Scollins dark humor jokes, Seth's whole team of writers are by far the best of the nightly TV comedy shows! ⭐And Germaine's bee sketch and Seth's maniacal delivery was absolutely mythical and deserves an Emmy of it's own! 😂🏆
I think Seth's crew laughing in corrections should be a standard laugh track in Hollywood from now on.
What Seth says: “We don’t get a lot of fan art.”
What jackals hear: “Please send us more fan art.”
But where do we send it?
Seth messed up the first fan art. its WABE- alline and rhymes with Mabelline
I feel like Seth is just asking to get freebies.
LOL!!! Right!!🤣🤣
A lot better joke would have been, "What jackals hear: "Wally doesn't get enough fan art""
Every corrections is the best one. Never fails. 50 episodes of perfection
If a guy shows up at your door with two turntables and a microphone, then that's Beck and don't let him in unless you want him to go crazy with the Cheez Whiz.
Sometimes I don't watch the show during the week, but I always watch Corrections so thank you for brightening my Fridays, Seth! Having to explain 50 episodes worth of Corrections lore to my parents is extremely entertaining.
I feel this!!
The way I remember that it’s “on purpose” and “by accident” is by thinking how wrong “by purpose” sounds.
it sounds great!
Ooh good one. I'll remember that
Accidentally (and probably purposefully)
I hope that trick helps other people cuz "on accident" is rather jarring to my ears.
don't even get me started on people who confuse "purposely" and "purposefully."
#correction never has it been said that big bird is a canary. In a 1981 episode of Mister Rogers Neighborhood When Big Bird visited the Neighborhood of Make-Believe on the show, he told the owl character that he was a golden condor, a fictional bird species.
Later in the episode, the character King Friday XIII asks Big Bird if he’s related to the cassowary. Big Bird tells the king he’s more like a condor. Here we can see that big bird is not a canary but rather a fictional bird species related to a condor. ;)
For a limited time: Golden Arches Condor McNuggets - try them with our secret Snuffy sauce!
Big Bird's species is one of those things I have always wondered, but never thought to ask.
Top tier Jackal research.
Is this the condor as mentioned in the theme song for “The mysterious cities of Gold”?
Still tastes like chicken
"Corrections" is like a side door to a comedy club. It's like a certain secret knock on that unmarked door in an alleyway in Seattle, circa 2002. The one that we lost our nerve to try. But, this time, we summoned the courage. Knocked. And got in.
“Corrections” is one of my favorite things on the entirety of the internet, and I want to proselytize it so bad, but honestly at this point, there are so many reoccurring concepts that play like inside jokes that I can’t in good conscious recommend someone jump in now unless they’re willing to muddle through a few episodes until they catch up lol
You don't have to CGI your animals. You can always call John Oliver and ask him to show up with his closet full of furry outfits.
Yes, please! 😄
Bring Shinjo-kun!
Top tier comment. Love this.
When he said they’d have to CGI that element, I heard ‘CGI that elephant’ 🤣
It kind of made sense
Correction: The vampyre on the bag of Nosfera-Chews is not from the original Nosferatu from 1922 by F.W. Murnau. The one in the picture is from the remake from 1979, Nosferatu the Vampyre or Nosferatu: Phantom of the Night, by Werner Herzog and played by Klaus Kinski. The name of the vampire in that version was not Count Orlok but Count Dracula.
Time for another Werner Herzog impression.
@@emjayay don’t you mean a bag of Werner’s Originals!
@@jonsuson3903 Werner's Conventionals
Beautiful Correction!
Also: The previous Jackal merely made the Nosfera-Chew joke, he didn't tell anyone from Late Night to put Klaus Kinskis face on a prop. That one is on Late Night and the jackal goes free.
Case closed.
I look forward to listening to Corrections - once on my way to work - as my treat for making it to Friday - once as I water my front plants on Saturday - and usually again as I do yard work on Sunday. I love Seth’s more slowed down style -than his rapid-fire Closer Looks (that I also listen to all week, as well). 🎉Cheers to 50!🎊
I feel like he knows about the false Bee Facts, and as a 50th Corrections gift to himself he’s trying to turn the jackals on each other.
Well played, sir. Enjoy.
Also #SaveTheBees
Seth reading that comment was hilarious. Although, his funniest joke was about the jackal merch being in the same discount bin as "Where in the World is Matt Lauer" beer cozies.
That was fire. But it could have been the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer" garage door opener.
Then again, that joke requires people to have actually read what he did, and I wouldn't wish that on more people.
@@christineherrmann205 yea, I have no idea what he did, but I now surmise it must have involved beer & garages.(*edit:or cars?)
@@-xirx- He had a button in his office that allowed him to lock the door from his desk.
I laughed soo hard when Seth read the comment. It’s because corrections is a gem for those who listen and follow the show. I literally giggled 🤭😂😊
@@christineherrmann205 😂
Cheers to 50 Corrections! I had no idea how much I needed this in my life. Thank you Seth and crew and Jackals!🐾
🥂
Trump belongs in PRISON NOW for High TREASON!!!!!
Can you imagine if this was actually only the 49th Corrections, and Seth just landed the ultimate Jackaling of every Jackal celebrating in the comments? I'm almost upset he didn't try it last week...
@@aerodroo You're terrible 🤣🤣🤣
Its soo funny. I will say funnier than the show but if there were no show there would be no corrections.
I just came through to proudly say I got a jacket custom made to say “A Jackal Jacket” for when the show came back with an audience in Oct. 2021 and I wore it to the show. I say this for two reasons, 1. Jackal merch, like comments, can be custom made. And 2. If/when jackal merch is available, y’all gotta represent 😝
Love the Jackal Jacket
Man I wish I had seen that
I've officially seen all 50 Corrections now, and I can say Best Case Worst Case is almost as good as Cicada, Cicada!
Omg I’m dying at the complaint about corrections because this is my favorite part of late night shows 😂😂 top tier humor for my high ass
That was so ridiculous that it made me laugh too!
I’ve been here for every Correction from the first, and will absolutely buy the merch when it arrives. Hell, I’ll dip into my savings fund for my jackal tattoo. Thanks and congrats for the first 50, looking forward to the next 50! 🐾🐾
Are you sure you want a jackal tattoo tho
@@lizrosabassoon If they are committed to all 50 episodes of Corrections, I’m going to assume they are absolutely committed to the jackal ink.
@@emiliabolsas to each their own I guess 👀
literaose tattos are a ridiculous waste of money and painful. I can't believe that people waste money on them!!!!!!!
Yep! I'll be getting some merch when it's here. Jackal ink might be considered too.
Happy 50th! And I can't believe I'm letting myself get sucked into the Jackal Vortex, but...
"Nosfera-chews" still works, because "Nosferatu" is a word for vampire that predates the movie featuring Count Orlock, who would himself be A nosferatu. (Someone may have already said that, since I just saw there are 1,489 comments, but just in case.)
Also, the French pronunciation of Tin Tin sounds too much like the creature Han cut open to keep Luke warm.
But maybe it works because it's also a Kinski/Herzog movie like Fitzcaraldo and because life is short? 🤷♂️
Lukewarm, if you will.
@@carlosbrambila5950 touché
Seth has repeatedly said it wrong its more like taihn taihn
I have seen every episode of Corrections, some of them multiple times. I loved the knitting references, TMNT, EB White, Eminem, Ben Franklin's wife Deb, Tommy Jeff and Sally Hemings and her half-sister Martha, so many good ones.
What about the circada smoking?
When watching with close captions “light laughter” describes the crew's reaction to many of Seth’s jokes. I think the description “polite or nervous laughter” would better reflect the hostage situation vibe this bit strives for.
⚔️🤣💣😜
That beer cozy joke killed them though! 😂
I think you meant to say "closed captions" - wink!
@@nickpuno 👌
[Trying-not-to-jeopardize-employment laughter]
The sound being used for the bee bit is clearly a housefly.
I really enjoy CORRECTIONS. Its laid-back and lighthearted nature is a refreshing change from the news, which is so darn depressing these days.
These “days”? Year after year after….
That last bee correction was mine! I'm so proud to finally have been mentioned.
The last *bee* correction or the last correction saying that it shouldn't have aired?
Looking back at Corrections: it took Seth a few tries to get the pronunciation of 'taoiseach' (Irish prime minister) correct early in the days of this series, but you know who still hasn't done us the same courtesy? The effing UK. Foreign Sec Liz Truss gave us some 'tea-sock' this week. 100 years and they have never bothered learning how to say it. So thanks Seth and co for this small but significant gesture.
And I'm guessing Seth has already forgotten the correct pronunciation 😄
I don’t think Liz Truss’ mispronunciation should be seen as an example that no one in British politics can say it properly. ☹️
It's unwise to expect Liz Truss to ever get _anything_ right. In a cabinet full of amoral, blinkered, privileged numpties, she stands out only as being one of the worst.
I always parse it as “tao is each”.
Who came up with Irish spelling, anyway?
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 who came up with the Irish spelling...? What 😂
...and if they have 2 turntables and a microphone, they're Beck. Invite him in for coffee. 🤣😂🤣
I'll see myself out.
...and I’m letting you back in. Surprised Seth didn’t even mention the microphone line - it was right there!
Eh, that guy's a loser.
I know the show format is what it is for a reason, but this, THIS is where the love shines. This is the sort of magic that greats like Arsenio Hall and Johnny Carson put out- the comfortable, conversational style, the drink, the rhythm and pacing left to the host (as it should be). There's some great talent in Late Night TV, but Seth wears the crown, and rightfully so. It's easy for the discerning eye to spot a person who loves the art of comedy for its own sake.
Seth, if you want to do some day drinking, come to North Yorkshire, England and do it properly with a couple American expats. We'll share the story of why, when, and how we got out.
I never knew how much I needed this in my life. Seth is essential to the sanity of this nation.
At this point Seth has transitioned from not just being a Late Night host but also a TH-camr 😁
Gotta start saying the Like and Subscribe on your outros 🤣
Congrats on 50!
Is he the Content Creator/Influencer or are we? Inquiring Jackals want to know! 🐾
@@maryroberts589 It's a mutual relationship, a lot of content creation requires feedback from your audience on what they want to see more/less of or changes to make, paths to go down.
This Corrections is sponsored by Audible. Use the code Jackal, to save 0% on your Audible subscription.
yes!
Smash those buttons.
Remember back when Seth prompted the Jackals to think of our Best Of moments? Hopefully, something will come of that. I want some closure to that request.
It feels fitting that we would get a Lego bricks reference in Number 50 when that's the joke that launched Corrections as we know it. A nice callback, unintentional as the reference really was.
Ah yes, I remember that moment fondly... Seth getting us all excited that something might actually happen to highlight the time we've spent together!
I'm not so sure it was unintentional. Seth is a master of subtle throwbacks. And I feel sure he had no doubt some jackal would notice 🌞
@@S.Pociecha notice what?
I love that Seth actually learns from these week on week. We will see you next week Seth. We will.
The big 5-0! Time flies when you're having fun. Jackals are here to stay!
The Count Chorlokula joke only works if you show Count Orlok, played by Max Schreck, but graphics used Count Dracula, played by Klaus Kinski.
It's also worth mentioning that the original Nosferatu was actually an unauthorized adaptation of Dracula, so some versions of the film refer to Count Orlok as Dracula in the text
And if that cereal was Count Orlock it would last forever, or at least until someone killed it which, ooph, Meth did.
I thought the same. So close, and yet, so far.
I would also accept Willem DaFoe.
The Khan joke will never get old for me. Absolutely love it as a huge Star Trek fan!
yeah I saw it coming and enjoyed it all the more for it 😂
I hope on the Thanksgiving episode Meth asks his mother about this. Nothing better than a French gag. Ages like fine wine which any Frenchie will point out to you.
@@rabbit251 Are we calling him Meth now or was that a Fat Finger Fumble? 🤔🤔
I just started watching TOS and met Khan for the first tiime, can't wait to get to the meme part in a few months 😅
I was ready to yell "Khaaaann!" but the second "Khan" blindsided me.
I can't explain why this is one of my favorite things to watch. I find it hilarious, thank you!!
Seth waiting for that bee buzzing sound is peak comedy and no one can convince me otherwise.
These are getting better every week, like fine wine. I genuinely laughed out loud multiple times and I rarely do that with late night shows. Great job. These jokes are wonderful.
The 'Khan Khan' bit got me 😂
@@saar144 fine ones do.
Correction: most wines don’t actually get better with age once bottled. At some point most wines will deteriorate and go bad.
@@saar144 They get better for MANY years before going bad. So the saying holds up. You corrected nothing.
Correction: they have aged into vinegar because Seth is getting bitter hahahaha
Correction of corrections: Queen honey bees *can* fly, but they only leave the hive to mate or during a swarm. Queen bees have stingers, but they only use them against other bees. Workers (sterile female honey bees) raise a new queen when a queen dies, not drones (male honey bees). Bees actually have been sent to space (and survived), but in a special astronaut hive (1984).
You left out a gruesome detail: a queen honey bee only uses her stinger to kill her sister-queens. This is normally done when they haven't yet emerged from their queen cells, so the queen repeatedly jabs her stinger through the wax and into the body of the trapped, unemerged queen. There are normally several queen cells in a hive (I've seen up to a dozen in our hives), and I have read some beekeepers who say that workers will fend off a rampaging queen from at least one closed queen cell as an insurance policy (mating is a very risky task, and not all queens which set out on a mating flight make it back). Oh, and the stinger of a queen is smooth, not barbed, which allows her to repeatedly stab her unfortunate sisters.
Also, you're correct about workers raising a new queen when the old one dies (this is only possible if there are any unhatched eggs), but workers will also raise queens when they detect that the existing queen is failing and laying fewer eggs that she should. This is called supersedure in beekeeper terminology. New queens are also raised when the honey bee colony collectively decides that conditions are right for swarming, the old queen eventually flying out with the swarm, and the unemerged new queens being left behind in the old colony.
Also bees die when they sting not wasps. He said it the other way around.
@@allanmason3201 Wow! Thank you for that detailed information. (Bee-tailed information?)
My jackal paws have been itching the whole time watching this. It’s my happy place.
Cheers y’all, lots of love to Seth and crew
To the intern that has to read all the comments, and pass the best ones on to Seth, I just want to say keep up the good work.
You gotta be careful what you say when you’re drinking - say something to the wrong person, and you could start an insurrection. A lesson for us all.
Excellent observation!
Brilliant - this comment can't possibly ever get enough likes!!!
13:22 made me laugh so hard.
Also - “Wally Paulnuts”. 😂
“I don’t want to live in a world where they got out-Pizzaed.” 😂 🍕
I don't get the Wally Paulnuts reference.
😊 it’s like a treat, I really enjoy corrections
@@frolickinglions it’s a Spoonerism of the Sopranos character, Pauly Walnuts.
I never watched the Sopranos but recognized Paully Walnuts immediately!
Biggest laugh: Corrections merch shouldn't end up in the same bin as the "Where in the world is Matt" [Lauer] beer cozies! Epic.
Why was I the only one to laugh when Seth was talking about the firefighter calender and said "We'll post a POLE!"
I was right there with you.
Seth seems to be more energetic in this episode. Must be the milestone.
Must be the drink, or maybe it's wabelline
I never thought I would be a Jackal but here we are:
When a honeybee stings, it dies a gruesome death. The bee's stinger is structured in such a way that once it punctures human skin, the bee can't yank it out without self-amputating.
Dems the facts!
Love you and the writing staff so much! Kudos.
IT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN THEY SAID THIS! Like... it basically rips open their ass, dang it!
Thank you for Jackaling for me because it had to be Jackaled.
Point of information: When asked what kind of bird he is, Big Bird replied, "I'm a lark!" So despite what some people have evidently asserted, he is not, in fact, a canary.
Well, this is surely moot now that he's been transmogri-fried into the world's biggest "chicken" nugget 😂🐾🐾🐾
That Matt Lauer gag absolutely killed me
As a native French speaker gotta point out that it is not pronounced 'Taun-Taun'... that's a Star Wars thing. It should sound more like the 'an' in the word 'bank'.
Where is Seth's mom literally to clarify this?! Guess we have to wait until Thanksgiving.
@@rabbit251 he can't do more day drinking so soon after Posty
That’s how he was saying it.
@@travelwell6049 The way Seth pronounced it was almost identical to the way Han Solo did in The Empire Strikes Back. The French pronunciation would be more like what Americans get at the beach-beach.
Thank you! This was hurting my ears.
Look at "Corrections" getting it's own graphics! Coming up in the world. Just continues to be amazing! Happy 50th!
They should have Scollins motion cap in a green suit with those motion caption sensors like they do in video games
*its own graphics 🐾
You referenced FW Murnau’s Nosferatu, which stars Max Schreck as Count Orlok. But then showed a picture of Klaus Kinski as Count Dracula from Werner Herzog’s Nosferatu the Vampyre on the cereal box.
Happy 50th!! I have unapologetically loved these since the first one, and I think one of the reasons is that, this is one of the few examples of encouraged crowd interaction in the media which actually celebrates the seeking of truth and knowledge. That is sorely needed in the current Orwellian Idiocracy in which we find ourselves. KEEP IT UP!!!!!
I can picture Seth every time "merch" is mentioned just with a chuckle and knowing there won't be any "merch", even as he calls for it. It's great.
Because NBC clearly hates money!
If a person shows up with two turntables and a microphone then your house is where it's at and you definitely let Beck in.
Dang, just made that comment! I didn't scroll down far enough to see ya beat me to it!
Of all episodes of every show across all platforms, this is the show I look forward to the most. Thank you Seth and team. And to the jackals as well I guess. Yin and Yang and all.
In my time, Corrections had back-of-the-card jokes. What has the world come to...
Congratulations on a great (at least top 25) 50th episode!
I re-watched the end, thinking I had missed it! A great tradition lost?
Funny!!
I too was looking for the back of the card joke. My day is ruined.
All the props budget must have been swallowed up by the bee graphics and sound effects this week 😭😭😭🐾🐾
The Jackal merch is gonna sell - and it will be primarily international sales too.. We are loving it all around the world! Love from Melbs
That "we'll set up a pole" joke was underappreciated
Do you mean Poll, because setting up a pole takes my mind somewhere else completely.
@@travelwell6049 that's the joke...
1. Am I the only one that just realized that “lean into it” just means do it better?
2. And who’s complaining about Corrections? Honestly if you don’t like it don’t watch it… I love it it makes me laugh so much… we need more Seth Seth and more Seth!
Thank you, Seth, for teaching us how to pronounce Tin Tin [Done Done] correctly. “Can’t you correct the Rep. Party?” is the most hilarious part. Good job!
Don't we all deserve a short break, a bit of light relief, from trying to correct the Republican Party? That sh#t is exhausting, and I don't even live in the US! I'm tired of the GOP and their insurrectionist, , human rights-denying BS all the way from over here in New Zealand 🙄🐾🐾
I nominate “The Sweater Episode” for the Emmy. Look forward to next 50…
With sleeves or without?
@@mariyamwaniki I love the “reveal” vid when Seth dons the gift sweater then unpacks the nefarious plot that inspired the knitting in the first place…a beautiful ouroboros
We finally got it … the origin story for the name Jackal! 🙌🏽 #CongratulationsOn50
The explanation we didn't know we needed!
I got behind on Corrections and am catching up now, and I'm remembering why I used to wait with bated breath for these episodes. Life has been really hard lately and no matter what I'm going through these always make me feel a little better. I've been watching since the beginning and it's always been a comfort to me since it started. Thank you so much. You have no idea how much it means to me to have something fun and ongoing and community oriented that makes me feel like I'm a part of something, something that makes people laugh. This all means the world to me, especially when it gets dark here ❤️
Congratulations on #50! Looking forward to the next 50. BTW, bees do die when they lose their stinger; wasps can sting you many times in a row without losing their stinger.
Correction: bees wouldn’t be able to get to the sun to be burnt, or even fly to outer space to suffocate. At altitudes higher than about 30,000 feet, the air becomes too thin for their wings to function well enough for flight (that’s according to computer simulation of bumblebees and NOT honey bees, by UC Berkeley scientists - there seems to be the typical lack of information about what kind of bees are involved in the plot so I’ll just go for the highest estimate). So they can never get close even to the stratosphere, let alone outer space.
I believe in them
how would they even be able to fly that high up? how many calories is that?
10g of honey woukd have about 42kcal
if a bee weights 0.1g, and to move it 1m it takes 1/1000nds of a Newton, wouldn't the bee not be able to fly more than 420m up?
when they go around on the ground they are constantly eating, but upwards? unless they can get to 11km/s basically instantly without burning up, how would they even get to 30,000 feet?
Guess we'll need GMO algae bees to start our bee space program, probably throw in a few tardigrade genes for good measure and yeah, then it'll just take violating a couple laws of physics and then bees could get to the sun.
it's not even that hard, it's not like what Seth said makes no sense whatsoever... it just takes a tiny little bit of imagination and suspension of disbelief on reality itself!
@Shakhter Siren' True - the research cited above (Dillon and Dudley 2014) only analyses aerodynamics, not metabolic rates. It can tell us that if you let off a bee in a high altitude it'll be able to fly up until about 9000m, but doesn't tell us how it gets there.
I suppose they could get close to high altitudes close to the ground - for instance, by traversing up the Everest - before their final majestic jump. Or fake a passport, get on a plane, wait for the take-off, find an open window somewhere and sneak out. Or hitch a ride on the back of a particularly persistent acrophiliac kestrel. Or the GMO thing - although that way madness lies...
In general, I think here I was trying to compensate for Jermaine's shoddy scholarship by giving the scenario the benefit of the doubt as much as I could. #notalljackals
This is such exceptional jackaling, I can't even. My Monty Python unladen swallow comment seems feeble minded now.
Happy 50th, fellow Jackals!!! 🥳 Here’s to many more to come! 🥂
Congrats on 50 Seth and writers.
I like that the format is more intimate (lots fewer viewers than Closer Look). Pure jackals, lots of inside jokes, fun comment section.
I wondered why Seth suggested you wouldn't even be allowed to watch the trailer for Bad News Bears today and lmao he was right
correction to the critics: this is worth staying up until 3am for
I look forward to learning French every week on Corrections.
I have trip to France coming up in august, oh man, those French people are gonne be so impressed by my language proficiancy!
@@creativedesignation7880 aren't we lucky that Seth's mom is a French teacher?!?
I have to say, thank you for corrections Seth, I, like a lot of people, was dealing with a lot of depression and isolation through the pandemic and corrections just reminded me so much of me and my friends hanging out, laughing and making bad puns that it has been one of the few things that got me through all of this awfulness. I love your show and I love you (no hetero) and if I ever get to see you in person I will give you the biggest hug. Like, one of those hugs that's starts out friendly, but then lasts longer than you expected. Then you try to back out of it, but the other person won't let go. You think about calling for help, but they're twice your size and you don't want them to get upset. You start to wonder if you'll ever be free again, or is this how it all ends? They don't seem malicious, but this could be like Lenny with the rabbits. Finally after what feels like hours, you're free, and the other person is still smiling and acting like this was perfectly normal. You immediately vow to never let a Jackal that close to you again, and wonder why that wasn't already your policy to begin with.
BTW: if you haven't seen my previous comments, watching Corrections is the most joyful time of my week!
I love this show!
The Bees was the greatest bit ever, more please.
Finally - a return to 20+ minutes!! Thank you thank you thank you!
I like to think that when Seth writes something down, he's taking notes about how many laughs he got
I laughed so hard at the 'by/on accident, let me know' comment. Totally caught me off guard.