CORRECTIONS Episode 38: Week of Monday, February 28
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing "Michelangelo" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before discussing how he feels about the book Stuart Little.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, February 28 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
• CORRECTIONS Episode 38...
Late Night with Seth Meyers
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An episode of Corrections can't be too long, the longer the better
That's what she said!
if it were 2 hours long, I'd listen to the whole thing
They should all be 20 minutes minimum!
The first one was like 2 minutes, now we're regularly treated to almost 20 minute segments. I legit can't understand how anyone can be upset about it 😂
I can't get enough of the corrections. Schumacher gets mad about lengthy corrections? I think they should all be at least 20 minutes and every one should include a Schumacher impression
I love the slow delivery and dead air of CORRECTIONS..... with the splashes of dry humor...(chef's kiss)
Don't change a thing, Seth.
this is honestly my favorite Seth segment by FAR
He could try making fewer mistakes.
@@asterix7842 wait…. Is that what you got from this??
@@asterix7842 I sure hope he doesn't.
Seconded. Fantastic bit; hope it continues.
E.B. White: “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
Seth Meyers: “Hold my beer.”
Can you please explain the third base joke?
@@exmagnolia "Third Base" is both the punchline of the famous "Who's On First" routine, as well as being a euphemism for-- well it's changed over the generations, but it's the last stop before full on sexual intercourse.
@@shiser59 I knew the euphemism, not the famous routine. I'll look into it, thanks!
@@shiser59 - The "Who's on First?" routine was by comedy duo Abbott and Costello, which first aired on the radio, and then was in the movie "One Night in the Tropics." Their career went from the 1930s to 1950s.
"Should I feel bad about adding to the end of Stuart Little?"
Congratulations, Seth, you've discovered fanfiction. 😁💚
I think it's totally adorable!!! My mom used to cross out sections in our bedtime books with notes for the babysitter, "do not read" because, she said later, childhood is short and you have the rest of your life to learn about sad things. You don't need to hear them from anyone else but Mommy and Daddy, in case you have questions. (I think mostly it was a kindness to the babysitter to not have crying kids when the hunter meets Bambi's mom in the woods.)😋 But still, incredibly sweet of you! 🌷
DELIGHTED that this Corrections is so long! *snuggling down to await the onslaught of sass*
Agreed - much sass tonight, loving that sass, and savoring every morsel of this wonderfully lengthy Corrections
I agree, if you find it too long watch literally anything else. I’m having morn8ng coffee in anticipation of corrections!!!
@@annilynnk1090 I'm fortunate - we get Corrections on Friday nights here in Aotearoa/New Zealand - it's the perfect way to end the week
@@juliaconnell Kia ora my fellow jackal :)
@@bn1142 ahh kia ora BN - nice to see other kiwi jackals - makes it even more of a wonderful community - greetings from Auckland
Corrections is a f*ing gems - the the tone, the pace, the jokes and the self-awareness. All of that in one take without rehearsal. The late night is only here to make this moment happens for me :)
So many grammatical errors in this comment! Jackal Level Rising! 🤨
@@TACALACA Désolé :) But this is genuinely the only place where I would happily be _corrected_ !
@@TACALACA But I’m here for it! Lol
Seth Meyers is quickly becoming one of the GOATs of late night. He already is in my opinion.
@@phobos258 In today's age, he's #1. Overall, he sits on either side of Jon Stewart, along with conservative pundit Stephen T. Colbert.
Seth correcting himself on corrections before he can be corrected is everything. Gold star for you, buddy :3
Actually I think Holly Hunter is correct, I thought he was just feeding the jackels
This sounds like it could in the direction of cue cards. Wally does the cards for Seth, Brian for Wally, if Brian had lines who would do his cards? And so on.
@@stevereber3358 Nope, it was definitely Joan Cusack... here's the scene: th-cam.com/video/h8zmxVEdas0/w-d-xo.html
He corrected himself on an episode of corrections so he won’t be corrected in a future corrections, correct?
@@BigZac904 yes, I believe that is correct Zac 👍🏼😊
A "Welcome back jackals" mug and a theme song all of our own. This Correctile disfunction just had it all. The merch is needed. Also, people who drop in onto a happily bickering community to complain that a segment or video are boring are just thieves, chipping away at others' happiness soy they can take credit for the tiny empty dent. Don't let them.
Yes, this as well---A "Welcome back jackals" mug
Agreed. I’ll take a mug.
*so they
@@Jabberkong *soy the
@@TheBlarggle * I am the (Translated by Google)
Need the Jackal merch. Pizza Hats. Literally every mug ever. Corrections is one of the best things to come out of the pandemic and Late Night needs to capitalize. Probably one of the most popular segments other than A Closer Look. It gives Seth and the crew a chance to interact with the audience in a way other late night hosts don't.
Has it really been a year? It feels shorter.
Seriously, I can't believe I've watched 38 of these things.
I agree - I'm not usually one for merch - however quite a few of those jackal mugs I've been, oooh - that's cool, love one of those. (pizza hats, not so much)
I NEED to see Wally in some Team Jackal merch.
@@juliaconnell I'd like to see pizza slice hats. Reminiscent of the Wisconsin cheeseheads. That would be interesting.
I'd like something with "Jackal paws tackle flaws" and a cartoon jackal on it, preferably something cheap enough to send to Au (postage is a killer).
Please never stop doing the corrections!
Yeah, I love the corrections 😂😂😂👍✌️🇨🇦❤️
I love corrections. I look forward to it all week.
I admit to not having time to watch a closer look every night right now. But I do go back and catch the ones he mentions in corrections so I figure it’s a circuitous route either way
Once again he has me in tears at the end. So damn funny! 😂
Seth, the person who complained that CORRECTIONS was too slow or boring - NOT a real JACKAL, so no need to pay them any attention. Love you, your crew, and everything about your show!
Hi Seth, I've been here since day one and I'm loving corrections. I've never offered a correction myself, but this week I can't help myself. There are many unambiguously bipedal animals you could have chosen for your example: the kangaroo rat, the gibbon, or the pangolin to name a few. And yet you chose the kangaroo. Kangaroos are not simply bipedal.
The kangaroo is perhaps unique among animals, as research shows it is the only animal (that we know of) that is *penta*pedal. In a paper published in 2014 in the Royal Society's Biology Letters, researchers show that the kangaroo's tail acts as a fifth leg. The paper's abstract:
"When moving slowly, kangaroos plant their tail on the ground in sequence with their front and hind legs. To determine the tail's role in this ‘pentapedal’ gait, we measured the forces the tail exerts on the ground and calculated the mechanical power it generates. We found that the tail is responsible for as much propulsive force as the front and hind legs combined. It also generates almost exclusively positive mechanical power, performing as much mass-specific mechanical work as does a human leg during walking at the same speed. Kangaroos use their muscular tail to support, propel and power their pentapedal gait just like a leg."
royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsbl.2014.0381
Even when kangaroos stand or hop without their forelimbs, they generally use their tail as a third limb and exhibit tripedal locomotion (the only animal known to do this besides parrots). Although they are capable of hopping along using only two legs, this bipedal form of locomotion is the equivalent of a human sprinting; it is used relatively infrequently. They also sometimes move quadrapedally using only their fore and hinds limbs.
To call the kangaroo merely bipedal does not give this unique bi/tri/quad/penta-pedal animal the credit it is due.
My apologies if scientific research is a bit much for you! If so, please reference this letter written by a zookeeper to a seven year old boy named Isiah. Perhaps that will be more your speed: www.northgeorgiazoo.com/zoo-am-i-blog/just-ask-a-zookeeper-qa#:~:text=Kangaroos%20are%20known%20for%20their,like%20why%20we%20humans%20run.
Keep up the great work, buddy! And remember, as that friendly zookeeper says, the best way to learn new things is to ask questions!
EDIT: Here is a video of a kangaroo using pentapedal locomotion if anyone is interested:
th-cam.com/video/bgWJ9DN1Qak/w-d-xo.html
Nominate you for this week’s TJP, Top Jackal Prize!
This is a well researched correction! And explanations to a 7 year old are just the speed i’m looking for
I'm now watching at 3/4 speed, to really savour the corrections.
Never stop making these. Even after a perfect week, five shows zero errors, maybe just stop by for a chat?
Awesome. 👏
Seth, I'm going to make you happy by correcting a jackal. Charlotte's thorax did NOT burst open to let all her babies out. This is incorrect on two parts. First off, she had an egg sac, which she explained in great detail to Wilbur and which Templeton the rat retrieved to take back to the farm for the spiderlings to hatch from. Second, because spiders do not have a thorax that is separate from their other body parts. Their head and thorax are fused together into a cephalothorax, which is tiny compared to the spider's abdomen. But even the abdomen would not have burst, because egg sac.
Thank you!! Precisely this and I hope to see it corrected next week XD
Ah damn! You got here first! I was going to say the same thing! Drats!
@@franciet99 Nah, don't feel bad about it. If nothing else, we serve as corroborating evidence to each other. :)
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Vi-ola! 👏🏻❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻❤️
I'm sure we've already lost some casualties to Seth's insidious jackal trap, but I leave this here anyway as it's served as excellent guidance for me in life:
_Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein is not the monster._
_Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein _*_is_*_ the monster._
_But wisdom is knowing that the true monster is that person complaining that 🤓Actually, Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster._
Except he wasn't a doctor. Well depending on the continuity; in the book and Universal films he wasn't a doctor, in the Hammer films he was a doctor.
Ok but either way, you can't "make" a second dr. frankenstein, you could only make a second monster.
Brilliant.
@shiser59 this is why Jackals hunt cooperatively. Thank you for being such a wily pack member.
That's brilliant! Thanks for sharing
Corrections is literally and with no exaggeration, the best part of my week. It feels like a weekly meet up with friends. Thank you so much, in all sincerity, highlight of my week.
Same! It’s my TH-cam highlight and the jackal comments make it even funnier!
@@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 haha, the jackals are the cherry on top! I love that Seth sees them and acknowledges their existence. 😄
I completely agree.
I look forward to this so much.
Girl what is your life?
Absolutely, love corrections twice over.
Seth has fantastic comedic timing, if you _give_ him enough time. On Late Night, he's reading through all the jokes. On Corrections, he's _delivering_ jokes.
Amen!
I laughed the hardest I've laughed all week at "Shoemaker said 'just because I'm gone, don't do a twenty minute Corrections'."
Well-played, Seth. Well-played.
Shouting "see me next week! " at us was great. Great! And I hereby order Seth's book. Make it 2 copies.
Corrections is worth an Emmy. It's absolutely amazing for many things (i'm too lazy to list here.)
But Corrections is a pioneer in tv history. Agree with me, all.
Agree. Just following your command.
Agree to agree
I love Corrections so much. The inside joke of it all, the tone, the material, the laughs from the crew in the back ground, all of that and more.
The sloth driving made me cry from laughing 😂 “a car cut in front of her and she just…”
Corrections is my weekly salve. "New feature...watch literally f-ing anything else." 😆
The last time I had to visit the ER, I hadn’t realized that they started calling it the ED and when I went to the bathroom there was a sign by the toilet that said “if you’re an ED patient please as the nurse if they need a sample.” I was so confused, thinking “what the hell do a think people are doing in here?” That lived in my head for a couple hours until someone finally came into my room and I had the opportunity to ask them. The nurse cracked up.
It's true though, whenever you're at the ED/ER/whatever, always ask them if they need a urine sample from you even if it's not your turn yet.
@@Roanmonster no thank you lmao
@@mothboy420 .... I assume that you want to get better at the ED? Lol why be like that
When I was in the UK for a business trip, I had an occasion to visit the emergency care facilities there. They call it A&E (Accidents & Emergencies), which, as a person who grew up in America, the first thing that came to my mind was the Arts & Entertainment cable channel.
@@puellanivis “an occasion”? Does one dress for “an occasion “? If so, what is the proper attire?
DON’T YOU DARE MAKE THESE VIDEOS SHORTER! These are my favorite part of Fridays, and after a long week of child welfare work, I NEED them lol
Agreed.
When I get home on Friday afternoon and I see a longer duration for corrections it makes me that much happier.
I’m going to side with monologue Seth in the Pig Day wars. The audience didn’t “awww” like it was cute; they yelled like they were genuinely excited to see it lmao. Edit: As a New Yorker, I'll also side with Seth that accuracy isn't as important to our insults as what sounds best (for devastation, laughs or both)
YES! New Yorkers will always be New Yorkers and they can talk however the hell they like because they are so COOL.
12:11 May 27th we want Andy Samberg to be the special anniversary guest for the 50th corrections. Pull some strings!
At the very least, push some buttons.
Maybe tug at the levers a bit???
It's been much too long since he's randomly called Andy Samsonite in the middle of Corrections.
@@kathleen109 100% agree!!
@@kathleen109 you are right
I admit here to you, to myself, and to all kinds of jackals everywhere, that I’m genuinely addicted to Corrections.👏🏽
I consulted the DSM-IV & learned my behaviors don't indicate addiction...yet.
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@@Tupelo927 have you checked the text revised version? There are a couple new additions 😉 Also, nice name 🙂
My biggest jackal problem is …. As much as I love every nights show, I realize they’ve just become comedy-methadone for Corrections seeking jackals… I’m not proud, but neither am I ashamed, self awareness is the first jackal step right?? 🐾🐾🐺🐺
@@playnicechannel 😂👏👏🐾
As a jackal I love how it’s been a year and it still feels like it’s just our thing
For surs! I think the drumph era got me into Late Night - as Colbert became more and more miltoast and unwatchable. And now it's the only late night I watch. It's formed a family! real community of smart, fun, nitpicky mothrfuckers. Love ye fellow jackals and the writer's room that makes us possible!!
I don’t know why, but I am really happy that he ended Corrections by saying, “See me next week.” It made my week.
I enjoy Corrections so much I watch it at half speed, although Seth does sound like he's a two-fingered sloth.
At 0.25x he sounds like a dying Cicada/Cicada
Especially when combined with his Al Pacino impression.
Two-toed sloth* 🦥
Laughed out loud
@@JennaPitcherTHX1138 excellent loop around to Cicada/Cicada 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Seth never fails to provide the necessary cheese for the incessant jackal whine...excellent as always sir...thank you!
So good.
I love when Seth waffles aimlessly. It’s a Friday treat.
I love Corrections, they're so laid-back. I love seeing Seth's joke-making process
Corrections is one of my favourite things in the week. Anyone who thinks it too long or boring is just a bad person
"A book Jackals call Gammatically Correct." Well, that IS the highest honor we Jackals can bestow upon a book.
Correction: It's an even higher honor when we spell "grammatically" correctly.
@@Catherinzsl I will throw myself upon the mercy of the Jackal High Council. I should not have been commenting when not prepared to proofread my own comment. It is a high crime to do so as a Jackal.
Just one of the many laughs for me in this week's Corrections.
betchu an upvote they find a grammar mistake within a week
I was going to call it "grammatically adequate"
Now, SOME people may try to correct you by saying that “Frankenstein was the scientist, not the monster,” as a correction. HOWEVER. Frankenstein was Victor Frankenstein’s _surname,_ and since the creature was his creation, it would likely take his surname as well.
his baby boy!
I can't wait for the first episode of "Grown ass Mutant Ninja Jackels," which might need a different title. Also, I wonder if Wally's Cue Card guy Brian had lines, would a third Cue Card guy (or gal) be required? Or would Wally hold up Brain's lines as well? I'm just imagining a whole nesting doll situation with Cue card people, Brain holds Wally's card, Mike holds Brain's cards, Leo holds Mike's cards, Ralph holds Leo's cards, Donatello holds Ralph's cards, and so on and so on. In this scenario, the Ninja Turtles are part of the Late Night crew.
I don't know who it is, but there is someone who has an incredible and contagious laugh on the crew. I love hearing it and he sound genuinely happy.
I imagine it as Base, but I know it isn't cuz Seth makes it seen like Base never laughs!?
My guess is Scollins
I heard that laugh so clearly I thought it was my neighbor
I think it might be buck the cameraman
@@mainemade73 I thought so too since he laughed the loudest during the Base jokes
When just the thumbnail makes you laugh, you know it's going to be a good Corrections.
I like how he drags this out even longer to annoy the whiners. Andy Kaufman would be proud.
Oh yeah.
So Correction: Charlotte of Charlotte's Web did not die because her thorax burst open spilling out live young. Rather she died after laying her egg sac, as some species of spider do. Those females die so that their hatchlings will be able to feast on their corpse as a way to support their progeny. So, now you get to have the mental image Charlotte being cannabalized by Wilber's new little friends.
I love corrections and I love the Jackals. Please never stop this segment. I will buy Jackal merch.
This is my favorite thing you do, Seth. It recaptures that intimate setting you nailed during the lockdown.
The story about the extra line at the end of Stuart Little was just fantastic, you know you're in trouble as a parent when you make a promise like that
CORRECTIONS is one of the highlights of my week. I always forget it's coming, while I wallow in the dark soupy quagmire of the last five days. Thanks Late Night with Seth Meyers / CREW! :D
At this point, I think talking about creating a Frankenstein is just Seth trolling us.
We don't say "Zeppelin was the inventor, not the airship" after all, so I never understood the nitpick. Besides, Victor died an undergrad in the original Shelley, so the "was the Doctor, not the monster" doubly irks me.
Yup
I forget if thats Monet or Manet’s thing
@Von Neumann Abacus I was wondering how long it would take before someone said, "Frankenstein was the doctor!"
Absolutely trolling!
Seth meyers addressed my corrections comment! This jackal is geeking out right now 😭😭😭
Don't get too excited or you'll wind up in the E.D.
Well it's come to this, I'm joining the jackals, dear Seth. As a doctor, I love the joke, but if you say to a patient with ED, "why is this so hard?" and they say "that's why I'm here", that's actually wrong. Erectile dysfunction is the inability to get and keep an erection firm enough for sex. So, it would NOT be hard. Now, a person can have priapism, which is an erection that won't go down, and that is an emergency, and while technically that is a dysfunction of a normal erection, it's not ED (erectile dysfunction). You know what's hard? Explaining this in a comment.
LOVE corrections, it's brilliant. Don't change a thing. The sloth jokes are worth... waiting... for. So is the merch, apparently.
Thus, the jackal’s joke has been negated.
perfect.
Hope you get mentioned.
I love how much of a kick Seth gets out of doing this.
Thanks for the joy.
It's been unusually hard to cope with the tragic sh*t crazy people do lately.
The longer the better. Corrections is one of the high points of my week.
I get worried sometimes that there will be a Friday one day without a corrections. I'm so happy it's not this week! Thank you again Seth and crew!
Freaking, awesomely funny peek into Seth's alt universe. Congrats on the anniversary, may this meeting of the minds continue for light years into the future!🧠👍
Happy 1 year anniversary to Seth and the whole corrections crew! Thank you very much for a year of laughter! It's incredibly helpful in these difficult times. Here's to another year!
ok less than a minute in - 'whaaat' ??! & I 100% agree with Seth - if you find Corrections 'long and boring' - just don't watch it !!!! literally ANYTHING ELSE - personally, this is the highlight of my week - & I savor each and every morsel - *thank you* Seth
@Julia Connell And the longer the better! I, too, savor each episode & replay.
Well said!
on all the closer looks and monologues theres always that 1 moron complaining, i tell him the same damn thing. "watch something else!" how dumb is it to watch something you hate over and over?
@@markmac2206 A loser in search of a life. So sad. So annoying. Sigh.
The audience on Tuesday didn't "aww" the pig day, they "whoo"d it. You were right to call them out on it.
I thought it was hilarious when this happened. Just before the audience came back there was a comment somewhere about how Seth was going to handle the "exuberance" of the audience and how he truly dislikes when they react too much (note how that has been handled) and when the audience starts reacting before he's even finished the joke. And that finally happened w "pig-gate" And he well and truly scolded them for ruining the joke! Ha!😄
Corrections has grown to become my favourite segment from ANY show.
I'm a fan of corrections and I watch at normal speed, so...Keep it going! 😁👍
I've been here since Day 1... but I watch most things (including Corrections) at 1.75x speed... I'd watch at 2x but the audio drops out a bit.
I tried it at 1.5 for just a minute to hear him sound funny.
I watch at 0.25x cause life is too short.
@@HeraldOfBadger I have to say, that whenever I watch at 1x speed people sound drunk, now.
I love the "watch literally anything else ". Lol. Thats why Im here STILL.
Corrections is the Better Call Saul of late night segments.
Love love love Corrrections every time. It makes my Friday.
Love this analogy!
I just know that the image of a sloth driving a car and immediately crashing it will be in my mind for a long time. So fucking silly and funny!
I cannot even explain how excited I get when I log on to work in the morning, and there is a new Corrections episode. Also, did you really just say Lego blocks, when I think the jackals have clearly explained that it's Lego bricks?
He did a thing there… rehashing an old argument. Don’t take the bait 🤣
For real. Looking right down the barrel of the camera. He knows what he's doing.
To the jackal responsible for the a third Base joke: Congrats on winning life! I applaud
You .
Its me! and thank you!
i was so thrilled to see him call it out!
"I walked her to her car, when we got there it was midnight, the show had ended at 18:00" 🤣 Watching this is the best way to start the weekend, and I always save it for after I've put the kids to sleep.
Fun fact: Shoemaker shares his last name with a former Spanish prime Minister: Zapatero (I'm sure you can use it in some way to chastise him next week 😏)
I feel like this is a good time to point out that "Lurking Jackals" is an obscure magic card.
Not sure if this counts as a correction, but I’ve never been to a grocery store with canned food right up front as you walk in. Stores will usually try and keep any ready to eat foods they carry up there to start your stomach working, and you buy more stuff as a result
My thoughts were, Tuna, that begins with T.... then I thought more on it and sure enough, most stores first thing I see is Bread.... fresh bread, smells good, makes me hungry, I buy more as a result.
Sales of the week (huge bags of chips or popcorn) and ready to go fruit, then produce. One chain has 3 stores where I live, but only one of them keeps commercial bread, along with a tree of banana bunches, right by the door
interesting.... I live in Aotearoa/New Zealand and all our supermarkets are the same layout (granted all owned by one of two larger organisations) - fresh fruit & veggies FIRST, always - have to walk through the entire store to get to essentials, bread, milk & diary products, eggs etc (wine lol) - right at the end - have to walk through the entire store to get to them - that's where your impulse buying happens - the places inbetween (esp shelves at end of aisle) -
a LOT of research & physiology goes into layout of supermarkets, malls etc - there used to be an awesome Australia TV show called the The Gruen Transfer - which discussed "the methods, science and psychology behind advertising" (sounds dull, really funny & entertaining - panel show (with real marketing experts) with lots of comedy -
the Gruen transfer (also known as the Gruen effect) is the moment when consumers enter a shopping mall or store and, surrounded by an intentionally confusing layout, lose track of their original intentions, making them more susceptible to making impulse buys. It is named after Austrian architect Victor Gruen, who disapproved of such manipulative techniques
Bottom Line:
Seth was wrong.
@@juliaconnell Hi from Wellington :D
As John Oliver said, Wally is conducting a slow motion coup
And yet no one is stopping him 😁 One day maybe we'll see him in Seth's chair, with a clip of Seth tied to a chair
@@quinnkandu Matt Damon did that to Jimmy Kimmel a few years back, it was hilarious
@@quinnkandu In time, Brian will replace him.
@@cleverusername9369 that's why I thought that would be extra funny lol. Wally is gonna end up with his own fan club 🤩
I think he said "bloodless coup" but potato potahto.
I love Corrections! It really makes Seth’s humor shine through. It’s hilarious!
Tell ‘em Seth, we’re fortunate to have you 5 days a week. This is more personal with us and hilarious way to go into the weekend. This is my first missed Friday, but great start to the week.
Seth I love how your hair is transforming into "early Elvis lost his pomade" 😜😂
“Watch literally f-ing anything else” should be the opening card text for next week.
Called in my daughter, Tyler, to watch... she gave you the double middle-finger salute.
I, of course, applaud your use of the name.
Corrections is the best thing of the week. I always look forward to it and the longer the better lol I really really enjoy your weekly sarcastic rambling ^^
Not a correction, but an interesting fact to add on to the ED in ED situation. ED is also what the medical community calls Eating Disorders. So theoretically there is a sad world in which a man walks into the ED with ED and ED.
You can go ahead and add one more ED to that list, because it also stands for "Emotionally Disabled". You don't hear the term too often, as it is primarily used in schools to classify students who may need special ed, similar to LD(Learning Disabled), and CD(Cognitively Disabled). They're typically kids who have experienced some sort of mental/physical abuse, leaving them emotionally stunted, and prone to lashing out....aka "Shoemakered".
And unfortunately this man's name is Edward.
ED is also a common acronym in the charity/nonprofit sector, and it means Executive Director.
Actually the medical profession doesn't use ED for eating disorders. This acronym was started on social media by laypersons.
EDS is a condition called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
So any theories on that famous talking horse?
❤❤❤ awww this broke my little jackal heart 🐾😢 - "venom is injected via reading youtube comments" - ya do know we jackals do truly LOVE and *appreciate* you, Seth 😻🐾🐾🐾 😍🤩😘❤❤❤
I agree with all of that, except for the emojis with hearts for eyes. 🙂
@@LindaC616 lol, fair enough, each to their own (I do tend to get carried away with my emojis LOL)
@@juliaconnell 😄
We envenomate because we love Corrections! 😁
This has become my favorite part of the show, please never deprive us of these corrections (or only the staff there)
You did the right thing, Seth, adding that last line to Stuart Little.
Hard to believe that corrections has been done for a year. I almost feel like it's a set-up for jackals, who have more time on their hands than they know what to do with, to fact check.
“She was driving...she crashed immediately” 🤣
"WE'RE NOT LOOKING TO MAKE A SECOND FRANKENSTEIN!", made me howl with laughter!
Seth setting up the jackals with that Frankenstein line. Love it!!
My complaint is not that Frankenstein is the creator, not the monster.
My complaint is that you would try such an obvious rouse.
It’s both
*ruse
"It's two---two---two mints in one!"
YAY! We have our own theme song! Merch coming? Baby steps, Seth.💕
He is begrudging but it will come 👍🏽
i LOVE Corrections the way it is, except it could be longer. The pauses and thoughtful moments are part of the beauty. Yes, one of the best things to come out of the pandemic!!
The slower pace of Corrections is one of the things I really love.
I have a PhD in music. I had a whole comment typed out about how Seth misused the word "leitmotif".You can imagine how much that raised my jackal hackles. At the last minute I googled it to make sure there wasn't a secondary meaning. And welp. I still want to submit a correction though. So I guess this is me correcting myself.
But in sharing this you have prevented another jackal from making the same mistake!
Hey Andrew, Good to know you'd rather be happy, than "correct". 😂...v
'jackal hackles' 😊😊😊😊
So, now that we know that sloths have two fingers, at 9:50, wouldn't Seth had to have just used two fingers clawing the wheel instead of two full hands?
Some have 2...
I could have sworn that story was gonna end with him getting "the toe"..
First off, I've loved every corrections. It really is something to look forward to each week, much love for that!
Next, this is not really a correction, but I've been wondering this for a while: why do you always have a pencil in your hand during corrections? And also, why would you tap it on the lead instead of the gum..? That's not good for the pencil and it leaves marks on the desk.
I presume he enjoys leaving marks on his desk.
I was so excited to correct him when he said 'leitmotif' until I checked and found out that I pronounce it incorrectly. 😢
All Corrections should be 19:59 (under 20 to win Emmy #2 for Seth's bookends)
CORRECTION: Spiders don't have a thorax like insects do - Spiders and other arachnids have a cephalothorax, which also contains elements of the head, such as the eyes and brain
Never stop doing corrections. A gem I look forward to EVERY Friday
The best corrections to date. Laughed out loud the whole time. Thanks, Seth! 😊
A quick correction for the person who commented on Charlotte's thorax bursting: Spiders do not have a thorax, they instead have a body segment called a cephalothorax or prosoma, which is a fusion of the head and thorax of insects. Furthermore, the reproductive organs are held in their other body segment, the abdomen.
Add to that, the babies are not carried in the spider. They are born from the sack of eggs that she laid. The egg sack is even prominently mentioned in the book, as it describes how Wilber protects the egg sack during the trip back to the farm after the fair.
So it is still technically a thorax?
@@alistor3777 I'm not an expert on the subject, but I guess it would depend on how technical one wants to be. It still carries out (edit: certain) functions a thorax would in insects (mainly the attachment point for its legs), but outside of that, I don't know. It certainly could not have babies burst out of it, unless there's some weird Xenomorph type stuff going on.
A correction of a correction - a meteor can't hit anything. A meteor is purely a visual phenomenon; it's the streak of light left behind a meteorite as it vapourises in the atmosphere. The physical object in question is either a meteoroid (when it's in space) or a meteorite (after it enters the atmosphere).
That is not right. Here is what it says on the NASA website:
Meteoroids are objects in space that range in size from dust grains to small asteroids. Think of them as “space rocks."
When meteoroids enter Earth’s atmosphere (or that of another planet, like Mars) at high speed and burn up, the fireballs or “shooting stars” are called meteors.
When a meteoroid survives a trip through the atmosphere and hits the ground, it’s called a meteorite.
@@insane_troll I fail to see the distinction.
@ Insane Troll's comment highlights that after entering an atmosphere, the object is still classified as a meteoroid, and that upon hitting the ground the classification changes. Your comment only says the change happens "after it enters the atmosphere".
And if it hits an office building, it’s called a “Rebecca”.
@@dahawk8574 only until happy hour.
First thing I do when I start a Corrections video is check how long it is, the longer the better as far as I'm concerned! Seth is the best. Hands down. And Frankenstein was the doctor/scientist, not the monster (cue card handler) 😉
Seth “finally” shares one of our jokes, but apparently we’ve been getting recognized on his Wiki page… under Starring “Fred Armisen and the 8G Band, Cue Card Wally, and The Jackals” …. did everyone know this and I’m just late to the party?!?
Heh, heh. That's funny. But I wonder how long it will last on Wikipedia.
Thank you! That is just the best thing!! That’s you, that’s me, that’s us!!!
Hello fellow Jackals, I hope y'all are having a good day.
You too fellow Jackal, it's a wild world out there right now 😳
Happy to be here for 20 minutes that's for sure. Take care from Melbourne!
You too!! Happy Friday
Hello to you Jackal-Alexander, I'm enjoying that first cup of joe & listening to the best show Seth & his team does. Stay safe & enjoy your day. v
Congratulations on one year of Corrections! It’s still a great show and getting better every week 😁😁😁! Now we definitely have to have the Jackals’ theme song and cartoon!
The emergency line-adding while reading a book to a kid is a time-honored tradition. I had to improvise an entire paragraph of Artax managing to back out of the Swamp of Sadness when I read the Neverending Story to my little sister.
I was in a very bad mood, and watching this cheered me up. Much love to you Seth and crew! :)