CORRECTIONS Episode 64: Week of Monday, November 21
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like messing up the lyrics from Billy Joel's "Piano Man" and holding the Maryland state flag upside down.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, November 21 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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I genuinely believe corrections is one of the best things to happen to American TV in decades. It is far more personal and intimate than television has been in a long long time. Even though corrections itself is only on TH-cam, it makes Late Night itself a better combined experience.
I feel the same way! I'd go as far as to call it metamodern, it hits so many beats and creates a true mythology around timely gags and good-natured pranking, even though the concept is based on a kind of adversarial premise. Pretty magical stuff, Correkshuns is one of my favorite shows ever for its intimacy and humanity, and the amazing laffs. Once in a generation type stuff. Regards, on/off foreign wannabe jackal.
Jackal here: "...intimate THAN television..." (kidding, couldn't resist making a correction to a corrections comment)
100%
Well said
Here here
JACKAL FOR THE WIN!
I was at an event at Rochester Institute of Technology where Seth was speaking and I was lucky enough to go to the very limited meet and greet. The organizers wouldn’t let me bring my mug up for Seth to sign. I complained to Seth and got my picture. I hung out after hoping he would change his mind. He looked for me and said I figured it was one of you jackals (in that way he says it) and signed my jackal mug. I was so very excited. Seth really is the nicest guy! I’ve never missed a corrections and it makes my week. THANK YOU SETH for taking the time!
ohh i envy you, so lucky
Awww, that’s so awesome! Glad it worked out. He’s a good guy.
I’m so jealous!!! That’s amazing 🥰
That's so great! Lucky you!
Watching Seth slowly lose his mind over the course of nearly 20 minutes is the highlight of my week
It is 😂🤣😂🤣
Seth is the best! His laugher/hysterics is so wholesome and contagious.
Just over 16 minutes is not nearly 20 minutes
Absolutely 😁
Love it 🤣 He starts off so cheery,almost optimistic then he delves into the madness that is corrections n slowly dissolves 🤣
Corrections is a gem because it has managed to retain the intimate, in the bunker humour that flourished in early lockdown. As hard as that time was, late night humour really helped me through and I'm so glad we still can enjoy some of it to this day.
Seth's bunker shows were so good. These are a continuation of those. Well said.
This along with Late Night, Desus and Mero and WWE helped get me through the pandemic I agree 1000%
What an amazing conclusion to the "Seth fucks up and makes an international sweepstakes" saga.
That's almost an Always Sunny title card
Right? A totally hilarious bit!
Call me cynical, but that's not the conclusion. Seth's not going to spend his own money sending a mug out to everyone who sent in a postcard. There will be more to this drama.
@@eco2geek. I hope so. It's becoming as complete as the Cicada Cicada saga
@@eco2geek. Agreed, he's not using his own money. There's no way this is over haha
Not writing a postcard, because my spouse and I decided "we wouldn't win a mug anyway" just goes to show again that one should never waste a single chance in life!
Thanks for the life lesson, Seth!
You and me both.
I say we send them in anyway
We might just sneak in.
It's not like they follow any rules 😀
Oh man (or lady) I knew it was up to me so I went the next day & did it citing all the required text. We gotta do it ourselves, it cost under $3. Better luck next time! 🙌😘🇨🇦
I’m sad I left a joke address on mine, I’m waaaay too paranoid to not be wearing a tinfoil hat and I feel uneasy writing my address on something that other people will read.
literally, i'm being punished for being a pessimist
This 🤣 I feel so robbed
My absolute fave is when Seth impersonates the graphics dept
seth meyers with vocal fry is my sleep paralysis demon
Gina from Brooklyn 99 = graphics department lol
The best is imagining these guys doing their best to please Seth and being super apologetic for errors or bad graphs under tight schedule while Seth is depicting them as unapologetic masochist a**holes
@@seitavw Hahaha that's perfect! Now I'll forever picture her when he does that
agreed.
The fact that I felt real joy about a bunch of strangers getting their jackal mug shows how much beyond laughs Seth has created for us here in Corrections. Thank you, Seth, so grateful for this. 🐾🐾
That bow was the longest Seth has ever laughed at his own joke. He was like a toddler who forgot how to breathe.
😂
For what it's worth, I was right there with him the whole time. 😆😆
At least he didn’t pass out.
To be fair, I laughed forever myself!
It makes me so happy!
CORRECTION: I'm French. I live in the US now. I love the Late Show (except when Seth tries to speak French, apologies to his mother). I would like to point out that there were in fact three French revolutions. The main one did indeed take place in the 18th century. But the two others took place in the 19th century. The February Revolution, or the Revolution of 1848, took place (you guessed it) in 1848. There was also the Revolution of July, which took place at the very end of July 1830. The memorable death of the character Gavroche in Les Misérables (the endless book as well as the endless musical) takes place during that revolution. So, you COULD have been right, Seth. I mean, you weren't, but you could have been.
Correction, Les Mis was about the 1832 Rebellion. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Rebellion Seth was technically right from the start.
@@lennychurch I concede. I was referring to Les Misérables from my distant memory of the novel, which I didn't like. So, it was a revolt. There were many such events in nineteenth century France, which was the point I was trying to make and that I ended up making awkwardly.
1870 (not 1930)… right?
@@artdelapetanque 1830. Thanks. I fixed it. 1870 was a war, not a revolution.
Late Show is on CBS with Colbert. Seth hosts Late Night.
Seth going from comedy to tragedy face after the bow was hilarious. 🎭
Seth bowing to Shoemaker because he's in Karate Kid garb is BRILLIANT. And it was obviously an ad lib/improv. So well done, Seth! 👏👏👏
What was Shoemaker wearing???? 😮
Two things....
1) What joy to see Seth come up with his brilliant flat moon joke!
2) A visit to graphics is like a day with sunshine! (But this visit was too short)
That was one of the best corrections to date. The whole mug bit and the bow, brilliant.
‘But their college isn’t fun for me. ‘ 😂
I almost spit up. I feel ya Seth! I regret not sending in my postcard earlier.
I absolutely love Corrections. As a person who is legally blind I find the ones where graphics are involved the best because the explanations in coredctions make the week long wait for the joke to land for me is so worth it.
same
I wish there were audible visual descriptions... for everything!
FYI: At the end of Corrections, Seth holds up a note card with something hilarious & related to something in that episode of Corrections. This one says, "TURDUCKAL" and goes on to define it, but unfortunately I can't see what that part says, and then it has a x-ray-like drawing of it.
@@annestewart5741 I can’t read what’s under it either, and I’m not entirely certain it even is a definition, but I think from the construction of the word we can deduce that “Turduckal” is a turkey containing a duck containing a jackal.
@@Billymanaco
Yup... Putting the jackal in it cracks me up! He's/They're absolutely brilliant. Comedy gold. Plus, he truly cares so much! Love him & all he does for so many!
Seth was holding his laughter so hard after that Miyagi bow I swear his face physically shrank.
😂 His face had me ROTFLOL. I watched that segment several times and it made my morning
His eyes completely disappeared. I don't know if I've ever seen a face close up so hard lol
It looked like he was turning into a raisin.
I had no idea his forehead was so muscular.
You really have to admire his commitment to not breaking. It's really a lost art these days.
Watching Seth silently dying trying to hold in a laugh is even funnier than his full on giggle attacks. I've been there--just yesterday, watching surprise inspection in a staff room with a hand at my mouth literally holding my laughs in. 😂
Did anyone else think for a second he said "hey Andy"? I miss calls from Andy but him cracking himself up on a fake call was also hilarious.
Can't believe we're all getting mugs!!! What a wonderful conclusion to this postcard saga. I wonder how many he will end up sending out. Congratulations to us!! 🐾
“turknifegun” was gold!! Especially for us canadian fans. Confirming that even your animals have guns is soooo funny to us. Exercising your right for bears to carry arms
I also cracked up at that part!!
Hi Seth! I'm an international fan from China. I've been trying to send you a postcard for weeks, but no post office will accept it. They say that they're currently unable to accept mail from foreigners due to recent Covid restrictions (I'm sure you've heard, but they're pretty draconian about such things here lately). I do hope to be able to send a card out to you at some point in the future. In fact, I've saved a postcard from the grand opening of the Shanghai Disneyland for just such an occasion. Don't worry, you don't need to send a mug out to me. I do not consider myself to be a jackal. I'm simply a fan from abroad, especially of Corrections.
-Michael
P.S. Just FYI, if the mugs are made in China, nobody here gets Christmas off anyway, so don't feel bad. Now, should you have made them work during the Chinese New Year, well, God help you...
Excellent post! I can only imagine how difficult the COVID restrictions must be. I saw a protest by factory workers standing up to the authorities and it's scary to see how heavy handed the regime can be. The world knows how critical Chinese factory output is to the global economy. It concerns me that the way people are being treated by the authorities may worsen an already bad situation by hurting the moral and spirit of the people of the DRC. Best of luck and may the coming year bring good fortune, good health and improved understanding from the State
I think that Seth should make an exception for you. Corrections was a result of covid and you shouldn't be prevented from getting a mug because of covid.
Hand the postcard off to someone who's flying out of the country.
They can then mail it for you.
I have a friend who has friends/relatives in U.K.
When I work a flight there, I take her cards & letters to the Postoffice and mail them for her.
@@flygirlfly don’t send them here! The mail workers are on strike again! 😂
My postcard similarly never made it as I’ve not been able to leave the house other than for the hospital and there’s no post office there. One day, I shall have a mug. Just not yet.
Correction: you corrected Seth by the end of your comment. Welcome to the jackal family 😜
Out of all the late night hosts Seth is my favorite. He seems very genuine and down to earth.
I had never even watched this show before the pandemic, however Seth single-handedly got me through. With all the antics in the attic, the crazy Thorn Birds Saga, and now the continuation of Corrections with no audience! This is now my all-time favorite and go to late night show because I feel like he really does read every comment and what we have built here on Corrections just feels so right.
15:00 love this joke with the “phone call” since he has said repeatedly over the last 2 years that he’s glad his family doesn’t watch it. 😂
This episode = perfection.
Seth providing mugs to all who sent him postcards from overseas is a lovely way to recognize the international appeal of Corrections. It's a beautiful holiday present for your overseas viewers.
I complained not 2 hours ago that we might not get a Corrections today and yet.....
Seth never fails me.
Exactly! So where's his f*ing Emmy? (that 2011 SNL one doesn't count; it wasn't his Nom d' show)
Except it seems next week we won’t get one, so he’s f’n us over again! He found a way!
He has to keep the average runtime down
@@stephen3164hi
CORRECTION: You can indeed draw any round object on a flat piece of paper - what you mean to say is that the moon is spherical.
Looking for episodes I missed along the way and am here a year too late to say something akin to your comment, except that I wouldn't suggest nor assert that Seth *meant* to say "spherical". He/they likely crafted the whole topical complex/multifaceted joke avoiding the term sphere by purpose. 🎣
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Correction of the Correction: there were two lesser known revolution in France on the 27, 28 and 29 of July 1830 and from the 22 to the 25 February 1848.
So statistically, Seth had more chances to be right depending which french revolution he was referring to.
1848 probably failed because by then they were pretty low on furniture.
No, the 1848 succeeded. It was the Paris Commune rebellion of 1871 that failed, and was put down violently street by street. So there is a case to be made that lack of furniture was to blame.
@@seansmith3058 We still suffer the furniture shortage of 1848 to this day
@@mat7835 They could have used more armchair revolutionaries.
As a Danish constitutional lawyer the 1848 revolution is the most important one, as it spread to Berlin and from there to then-Danish fiefdoms of Schleswig and Holstein. That lead to civil war and the Danish constitution of 1849.
I'm so happy I saw my postcard in the segment a few weeks back for confirmation 😂 this is amazing
Yay! That’s great! Which one was it?
@@lynnhettrick7588 the Nessie one. Just nice to know it definitely arrived 😂
He could also have said that the alligator had (prior to being swallowed itself) been in a local restroom and swallowed one of the commodes.
Then it could have been a Florida Turducken, or a pyallimode.
This is brilliant and I hope Seth steals it and has graphics get on that.
This is brilliant! 🤣
👏👏
Lol! Well played and on point for Thanksgiving 😆
You win 😂
Seth bowing to Shoemaker because he's in Karate Kid garb is BRILLIANT. And it was obviously an ad lib/improv. So well done, Seth! 👏👏👏
I heard him say Shoe was in costume, but I missed the reference I guess... why was he in karate garb?
@@EmpyreanLightASMR
I doubt he was really in costume. 😉 But Seth was referencing "Wax on, wax off" from The Karate Kid when he was talking about waxing & waning moon phases. That's when he asked Shoemaker if he wanted to come up & show/demonstrate it to make his 1st appearance on camera. That's when he said Shoe was in costume, lol. Then a little while later, he bowed to Shoemaker, lol!!! Brilliant! 🤣
@@annestewart5741 ohhh ok, that makes more sense. my short term memory threw out everything from only a few minutes before haha. thank you!
I need fan art of jackals howling at a flat moon
I swear, I wanted to jump through the screen and say: “It’s not round, it’s spherical.”🤓
A day later,seriously thankful for corrections. Best comment section anywhere, hands down.
Happy holidays, fellow jackals🐾
Glad to see Seth ditched the Thanksgiving suit for us, at least. We deserve that respect.
Yes, but it turns out Seth and Mike Lindell shop at the same plaid shirt store.
No you don’t
Yes, especially when a large proportion of the TH-cam are international and don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.
Weirdly _some_ Americans seem surprised to learn other countries don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. More weirdly, we do have Black Friday sales.
@@travelwell6049 really? “The TH-cam”?
My favorite part, as always, is the crew cracking up and Seth making himself laugh.
I just wanna say that I bought MY mug out of MY pocket and then paid something like £25 to have it shipped internationally from my mom's house in Michigan. I hope you're happy. LOL
I also used a forwarding service to get one 😜 THEN sent a postcard just coz I love Corrections so much. In that postcard I said that I don't need to be part of the mug drawing since I already got one. Huh, I wonder where I stand in this everybody who sent a postcard gets a mug scenario. 🤔
As an "international viewer", I've got to say, that am relieved, that NBC's shipment guidelines have changed and that I can buy a mug and have it shipped to Europe without further trouble. Guess, that means, that I don't have to go through with my plans to marry an American woman, settle down in NY State, have two kids with her (maybe three... Samantha, Jochen and Jeremy-Günther), but then my work visa expires all of a sudden and I have to go back to Germany and I say "Honey, my work visa expired, I'm afraid I have to return to Germany, will you join me", and she says "I don't know what to say; the kids go to school now, they have all their friends here in America, that's a bit of a shocker..." - and I say "Fine, then I have to leave on my own... but we can still visit each other", to which she says "Of course! You are the love of my life!"... And now I've got her where I need her to be, answering "Oooh - that's so sweet, honey. Honey... on your next visit, ... do you think you could bring me a box full of Seth Meyer's Corrections mugs? That'd be totally awesome!"
But now I can order them online, shipment to Europe isn't a problem anymore... but I'm somehow even more interested in starting a family now...
Love the continuing saga of the Maryland flag. I believe it's also part of a psychological test.
Psychologist: (shows flag) "And what do you think of this?"
Patient: "I like it."
Psychologist: (3 minutes of note taking).
If you look closely the flag isn’t reversible. The orientation does matter even if it’s only a minor difference.
@@K1RTB takes notes for 5 minutes.
Masculine words feminine deeds
@@dbrown2746 takes notes for 7 mnutes.
seth myers is absolutely sublime. he’s sooo on another level. thank you sir
Sethuson bowing to Shoemaker was a laugh out loud moment. 🤣 Thank you for the Thanksgiving Corrections. My family loved it!
"I don't believe in the moon. I just think it's the back of the sun." - Janitor (Scrubs)
We need a "mockumentary" on how this Jackal Mug adventure got so out of hand. And by the way, one of the definitions of a jackal is "one who seeks to gain advantage or profit from the difficulties of another." So once again, the jackals remain true to themselves. Enjoy your time off.
Oh my god, these are so much funnier when you keep up with them and watch them concurrently! I laughed more on this one video than anything else this entire week.
"A kryptonite-proof bike helmet!!" And those dang lucky foreign jackals!! I hope they really do get those mugs. Keep up the good work guys!
Watching Corrections on the day it comes out (or at least before the next one) is a must!
Do you perhaps mean consecutively or contiguously, rather than concurrently?
@@jeddii or continuously?
What's the big hurry about watching "Corrections?" I USUALLY watch it right the same night, but this time it happened 5 days later. Still funny.
Sometimes when Seth laughs he looks like the Comedy and Tragedy masks simultaneously
Pro tip, don't eat while watching this. I almost choked to death on my breakfast at 14:45 😆
Too funny. I literally spewed out my coffee on Friday morning!
wow - seriously?!? *THANK YOU* Seth, for using your kids college fund to send us Jackals a mug. no, seriously, are you seriously seriously?? (not about the college fund, obviously). *all* I wanted, in sending my postcard, was getting the powers that be to allow international shipping. your happiness, seeing you with all those postcard (hope mine made it!) - a tangible measure of how much everyone around the world is enjoying this, was such an added bonus. serious Seth *thank you* for all the pleasure & joy & laughter you bring to us with each & every Corrections - really is a highlight of my week (along with the show itself - obviously, might have to go & watch the pillow bit yet again...) *thank you* arohanui (an abundance of love) from Aotearoa/New Zealand from one happy little jackal 🐾💙🐾💙🐾💙🐾💙 ❤😘
*Everyone* gets a mug? That’s one lucky draw. 🤩
I never got around to send a postcard.... this could end up being the single biggest regret of my life...
I hate to tell you this Seth, but about a year ago I created a "flat moon society" design for sale on Amazon as a t-shirt, tank top, or sweatshirt. Sales have been kind of slow (maybe because there aren't very many flat mooners) so thank you for mentioning the idea as I am sure it will create a demand for this hilarious concept. - the only addison
I think Sam Riegal might be one of your customers. Get in touch with Critical Role. It's becoming a thing now.
@@Midori_Seabreeze Hello fellow critter.... er... jackal!
Send Seth the tank top version to wear on air. We need to see his arms again.
Even though I love the thought of flat mooners, all I can think of are flat asses.
Make him a shirt that on the back says "I did my research!"
If you do another Specjackular, it would be amazing if you could do something cool with the postcards. The jackals would love to know their full reach around the world!
Yes!!
6:57 If this is about that Les Miserables reference, then the actual mistake was that Les Miserables isn’t about the French Revolution, it’s about the June Rebellion of 1832.
Wait, what?
@@tridachia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Rebellion
From memory, it came up when Seth talked about Trump using Do You Hear the People Sing? at a campaign event and mentioned 19th Century France. I’m actually not sure if Seth knew which event the book/musical was about, but either way he got the century right and the jackals were wrong.
Found it, th-cam.com/video/5r9GkkSs41k/w-d-xo.html about three and a half minutes in.
i'm glad i'm getting a mug, thank you so much seth for being the best idol on the planet. know that you made an international fan very happy
Totally worth the €1 stamp and 50¢ postcard I sent from Athens 💪💪
@@Snack.Nicholson89 so true!!!
@@camilagnorth Gawdbless the overly litigious Americans 🤩
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Im so excited!!! I cant believe we are all getting mugs!!! Just thinking about the reactions from people seeing the postcards was making me happy and motivated me to send one, but actually getting a mug is gonna blow me away!
Are they seriously gonna give us all mugs??? I cant tell if he is joking??? Omg! Im living paycheck to paycheck and still went out and browsed a perfect postcard and got a fancy stamp for USA just so I could imagine Seth reading it and being happy! I also imagined all the other people who work there or in close quarters seeing all the postcards start to rain in, and it made me happy just thinking this. But if I actually get a mug I think I might cry! I wonder how many mugs that would be? Oh I have to rewatch the episode with Seth holding all the postcards again!!
Regretting writing my address in Japanese on my postcard 😂
Fingers crossed that he gets someone to translate it!
NBC now has a European branch, called SkyShowtime, but somehow Late Night with Seth Meyers isn't on it and they don't have a merch store yet. John Oliver and Jon Stewart are available on HBO Max and Apple+, so this obviously should be fixed.
I love how Seth felt the need to adjust the imaginary bolt in his temple when talking about Frankenstein - 7:53
That "hold me to it" joke had such a long and flippant set-up, it was totally worth it.
Could you explain this joke? Whatever reference this was went way over my head. Was hoping someone in the comments would explain it, but so far, no dice.
@@h3eartbreak he compared Shoemaker to Miyagi before (from Karate Kid), then bowed to him... that's as much as I got lol
@@bettyuncledrake2585 In a previous Corrections he asked someone off-camera how many times he had dressed up as Miyagi or Karate kid for Halloween. I don't remember the exact joke, but the callback made me cackle.
I thought for sure there’d be no Corrections this week, and then Seth & Co. came through for all of us. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!
As someone who lives in Japan, Thanksgiving is already over for me. To be even more technical, it never actually happened here.
You should be thankful.
When you had talked about Lincoln's stovepipe hat, it's actually true that Abraham Lincoln carried letters & papers in his stovepipe hat. Pretty cool, huh? 🎩
there's something remarkable about how most corrections arcs that span weeks (e.g. eb white, patty lyons, lego bricks) are sustained by however convoluted meyers and the commenters want it to be-but not the legal department arc. that one lasted five weeks because they actually had to deal with it for five weeks.
I'm genuinely curious how big of a deal it was with them and how much it affected Seth. Regardless, him paying for all of the mugs is such a class act.
@@arabchristraeger aidy bryant did call him the richest person she knew so i don’t think it’ll be that major of a problem for him but i do feel bad he was just trying to do something spontaneous and nice and instead he walked into like a fucking legal tar pit 😭😭😭
i think i’m also just worried he was worried that this was making nbc look on corrections with an unfavorable light!?
@@arabchristraeger I don't think he's actually going to pay for it out of his own money - probably bill it to the show. I could be wrong but I think if he was actually paying for it he wouldn't have mentioned that.
So the legal issue isn't just a bit? I honestly can't tell. Why would offering to send a mug to one viewer who sends a postcard be such a big deal, and why would it lead to having to send a mug to everyone who sent one?
I agree with so many of the comments here. This is very funny. I feel this vibe is taking over his show, too. I’m loving it.
i literally stayed up for four hours after all the thanksgiving guests left just to watch the newest corrections episode and i think this is genuinely the funniest possible fucking conclusion to the entire legal department arc. like i'm trying not to wake up the house laughing right nowhjekjsgfhereery
I saw it on Black Friday morning and it was outstanding!
well you did better than me - I also normally stay up for Corrections (which is normally Friday night, here in Aotearoa/New Zealand) - but been long stressful week (month, year, ... decade) - feel asleep early, slept 12 hours, brilliant start to Sat morning. oh thanksgiving? I forgot - got Myers family on for the thanksgiving content to look foward to (catching up on) - yay!!! 🥳
I really hope someone from graphics comes on sometime and does an impression of Seth doing someone from graphics. At this point I would be devastated if they sounded like anything else.
Correction: You didn't hold the Maryland state flag incorrectly last week - the top left corner should be black, as it was last week. You revisionist historied yourself into being wrong this week by holding it with the yellow in the top left corner lol. (And I resent that I had to again expose myself to that biohazard of a flag just to make sure.)
And as a person who loves vexillology, I will say Maryland's flag is only ranked 4th in the North American Vexillological Association's ranking. They lost to New Mexico, Texas, and F'N Quebec. So they can stop with their Nascar reject "Our flag is the best" campaign.
@@OliveDasi hang on, I am so interested in this but so confused about what these rankings could be?! Was it fourth worst? Bc if they’re counting best idk how MARYLAND could make it but Arizona and California don’t. And I say that as a New Yorker with a boring-ass flag
I think it was a signal that Maryland is in crisis.
Bonus correction: You could draw a round moon on a piece of paper bc round is 2D. You were looking for spherical
@@StephanieAly New Mexico and Texas have good flags, and Quebec's is alright, so I can only assume it somehow managed to be fourth best? In which case one has to wonder if the voters ate a Florida turducken before casting their vote.
Correction: The portmanteau goes from outside in (largest to smallest), so it would be jaducken.
Seth said "Have a very happy Thanksgiving everybody" but these videos are posted after midnight *Pacific* time, so Thanksgiving was over for everyone (except Hawaiians and both residents of Alaska) by the time he sent out what we might refer to as his "Thanksgiving greetings".
YOU'RE TOO LATE, SETH. THANKS FOR NUTHIN'! AND I PAID FOR MY MUG LIKE A GOOD AMERICAN!
A Correction: Not everyone from Hawaii is Hawaiian! "Hawaiian" only refers to those with native Hawaiian ancestry. The rest of us can be called _Hawaii_ locals/residents/citizens/people, etc. :>
I watched this past midnight though so it's not like that one hour window mattered anyway lmao.
Love a 'double correction'💕
Also, these are posted online for anyone of any nation background to watch... thanksgiving isn't celebrated world wide.
Spoken like a true jackal. Well done, Sir.
Thanksgiving was over in early October. You're referring to its derivative sequel which is properly known as "American Thanksgiving." It includes such ridiculous elements as green bean casserole, marshmallow sweet potatoes and the NFL.
Seth, thank you for sharing your family every year with those of us who are Thanksgiving orphans because sometimes family sucks 🫶🏳🌈
Mine sure does. ❤
@@Tagurrit I feel ya and I hope you had a reasonably good day 🖤 We have entered shitty season 🫠
I apparently have no family because one had her phone off and the other’s phone rang twice and went to a full voicemail. They can’t call my home phone because everyone in the neighborhood lost VOIP on Wednesday and the repair date is the 29th. And I never gave them my cell number because it is emergency only with 30 minutes a month.
@@sophierobinson2738 VOIP is lost, huh? Maybe VOIP needs to read some Hare Krishna.
(Sometimes ya just gotta be thankful for these first world problems...)
@@StephanieAly It gets better, I went through a dark period and know where you're coming from right now. What goes down must come up. Cheers
A flat mooner is someone who goes mooning with a flat butt
“Winch hunt” got a ‘snork’ from me.
This felt like one of the best Corrections ever...! The odyssey/mythology expands, haha. Hope you also get something fun, Seth, you definitely deserve it ^_^
The best part of Thanksgiving was waking up from my food-coma to an alert for CORRECTIONS!!
Second time he said “Snoop Dog”, he definitely said “Soup Dog”, not a correction, just wondering why Snoop hasn’t released Snoop Soup.
5:17 he definitely says Soup Dogg. Reminds me of Next Episode. “Hey hey hey hey ... bone broth everyday.”
Eat it when it's hot. Eat it when it's hot.
Corrections correction. If donald trump has fallen in a lake and cant get out. Walk away. Just walk away. You were never there.
I hope you wouldn’t actually let a person drown because you don’t like them.
I didn't see a thing. Besides, it's bad for our numbers.
@@antoniodominguezjr4734 I hope that you don't always virtue signal so hard that you can never enjoy a joke.
@@chonqmonk you think he’s joking? I think a lot of people hate him that much. That’s why many democrats are hypocritical. Trump bashing is just as much bullying as any other bullying.
But to your point, there’s nothing funny about a bunch of people joking about letting somebody die. I guess I’m destined to a life of jokelessness! 🤷♂️
@@antoniodominguezjr4734 that's like saying people should tolerate intolerance. It don't work like that! Making fun of Trump isn't bullying him. He was the freaking president. He held power. Ordinary citizens calling him names is not bullying, it's reacting to his odiousness.
I feel like the Florida turducken joke still needs work. The chicken is inside the duck, which is inside the turkey - so by that logic, the meth would need to be inside the python, not the alligator. Also important to note the order of the elements in the word turducken - going from the outside in - so the Florida turducken should therefore be allipymeth (assuming the meth is inside the python).
Can't believe that management let you splash out on the Rolodex for that bit!
I wondered whose desk he swiped it from.
Not only is the moon flat, on clear nights you can sometimes see the string it hangs from.
"A little bit of meth in him." An alligator 🐊, Too funny! Thanks for posting Seth & hope everyone's Thanksgiving was pleasant.
I had to ask myself, "Is there an alligator in Florida that _doesn't_ have a little bit of meth in him?"
The Florida meth-gator epidemic is no laughing matter.
Methallipy: Disease, rock band, medication, ancient stone. Nope, just a gluttonous snake trying to get a contact high from a gator.
truly Seth has the patience of a deity for continuing to put up with the insolent and out of control Graphics Dept. and thank you for doing the voice.
That bit with the flat mooners isnt that far fetched. Our moon is tidally locked (its quite common for moons) so we can only see one side from earth. Apart from its self shadowing it always looks the same so the jump to a flat moon isnt that far. I would say its easier to sell than a flat earth.
Except that with a decent telescope, it's clear it's a sphere. And the way that the moon is lit by the sun can only be done on a sphere.
Nevertheless, the flat earthers will still argue that the moon is not a sphere.
Some flat earthers don't believe in the Moon at all. Some of them believe that the sky is a hologram projection onto the inside of a big dome
@@crovax1375 I've heard that version as well. The only credence for that "theory" is that if you get a BIG telescope and focus on the right area of that "hologram" of the moon, you can see.. Princess Leia mouthing the words, "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
I live in Japan, there are lawns here. One house nearby has a real lawn, with grass. Another has astroterf. But, yes, most do not. Usually, it's flowers and assorted trees on what little land there is around the house.
Do you remember how that came up?
Seth, when you're doing a bit with a mobile phone, don't show us the screen so we know you're not actually on the phone, it ruins the illusion! 😎
Wally... "IT'S ALIVE!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!" Remember, Wally's brain once belonged to... Abby something...
Young Frankenstein reference? 😆
I love that movie, Abby Normal?
@@lollylolly8186 "I believe that WAS the name."
"Two syllables... Sounds like..."
FLMAO from Australia!!!! Damn, I thought the postcard thing was a bit of a trick so I didn't send one - my bad. I love Corrections - will miss you for the next couple of weeks.
The faces you were making at end had me in stitches, Seth, thank you so very much!
I am *thankful* for Seth Meyers and Corrections.
Same.
If this is true it is awesome! I had a 6 weeks old baby when I made the trip to the postoffice! I wish I hadn‘t told my husband, this would have been such an amazing christmas surprise present for him. Seth you are his absolute favorit host and he loves corrections! He hardly laughs out loud, but corrections almost always gets him😂 especially walls. 😅
Congratulations on the mug! Oh, and on the baby, too. :)
TV quiz show QI has stated that there are ''more than one ''moon like'' objects orbiting the earth'' and only the biggest one is called ''the moon.''
This is dreadful news for song writers and poets and yet it seems appropriate to point it out to other Jackyls (spelled with a ''y'')
I hope it's not too painful Seth. 😆
Seth pretend laughing and crying looks exactly the same
"The" French Revolution was in the 18thC, but the July Revolution (the 2nd French Revolution) was in 1830. (Not to be confused with the June Rebellion of 1832 in which Les Mis was set.)
It's nice that an episode of Corrections finally broke Seth in the *other* sense of that word.
Flat Sunners, Ya Burnt!
Please please please let the "sending everybody a mug" be true
Nice! LOVE corrections staying up until 3am is WORTH it
Seth laughing at his miyagi joke was hilarious!
In costume.. betting he's wear a bandanna 😆
The bow was the hardest I've laughed at something on TH-cam in a long time, the setup was perfect and the timing was spot on.
It’s been a busy week and I haven’t watched Seth at all. So I watched Corrections first and then went on a scavenger hunt through all his episodes looking for all the jackal comment/responses he mentioned in Corrections 😂
You're a good man, Seth. I read about what a good culture you implemented at SNL, and I can only assume you did the same here.
Brilliant! I can’t wait to receive my Jackal mug. So excited you got my postcard from Oz 😊
Scrooge famously said "are there no mug factories, are there no workhouses?"
Love the The Gala & Nevada joke!
OMGGGGGG I'm so happy for everyone who sent in a postcard!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖