CORRECTIONS Episode 57: Week of Monday, September 19
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing Ariel's name from The Little Mermaid and saying the queen drank Beefeater gin.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, September 19 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
• CORRECTIONS Episode 57...
Late Night with Seth Meyers
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The Cousteau bit has provoked a new breed of Jackals: the Jacquals.
Jacque le bleu!
As soon as I saw "Jacque-Ass" I thought that someone here was a real "Jacque-Al"
Oui, oui, mon ami
The Correctionism Schism
Yes that is the obvious and very good pun imho!
Seth, I'm requesting an urgent correction! Not to anything you said, but to the NBC Store. The jackal mugs are currently only shipped to the United States and Puerto Rico. We need international shipping! Sincerely, a Finnish jackal
I, a Dutch Jackal, second this
@@Cpt_nice a Hong Kong Jackal "thirds" this sentiment
Yay i need to come to brazil!
fourthed from an aussie
I know (from previous communications on here) there are quite a few jackals in/from New Zealand/Aotearoa)
and dare I, (yes I dare), speak for my ANZAC cousins - Australia too!
ps - hopefully next time i'm in Oz, I can redeem this anzac goodwill for some drop bear repellent
Awww, my Jacque-ass comment got a mention! Thanks, Seth!
EDIT: the "Quit your Twining" end card was chef's kiss.
Congrats! I too have had the experience of Seth reading my comment during Corrections and it's great fun! But I can save you and your post office some trouble: there is no check coming, so don't ask.
(I added a "LOL" and realized that's the comment section equivalent of a laugh track, and laugh tracks are lame).
@@jimschleich8753 yeah... I didn't expect a check 🤣
this jackal is genuinely happy for you! love corrections like no other 🐾
Lmao that was great. Kudos!!!
@@jimschleich8753 rofl so true with the laugh track lmao
I’m just waiting for the correction to come next week of “Turns out, my family DOES watch this show…”
Sister-in-law Ariel / Ursula is going to be waiting with a rolling pin.
I, also.
To the bank, not grave, lol
🙃
Seth just loves making enemies in corrections. At this rate, by the end of the year he'll have his own rogues gallery.
"These days while not happy are still days" is an oddly inspiring thought.
I want that on a shirt so bad!
this needs to go on a mug. all jackals need this
CORRECTION: You can take what Wanda Sykes says "TO THE BANK" not "TO THE GRAVE". When something is truthful and ironclad, you can take it to the bank; if it's a secret, you take it to the grave.
".. because she is more of an Ursula." And then to have that song! My dear friends, this is why we love this show so much!
he is nuts
I literally laughed out loud when he did that!
He better HOPE none of his family see this episode! 😂
Pretty obscure reference that maybe twelve people got: Seth describes his CAKE-loving producer as "sharp as a tack," which is, of course, a lyric in "Short Skirt, Long Jacket."
Thank you for this. My CAKE knowledge begins at "Never There" and ends at the cover of "I Will Survive".
@@cobrasys ditto! And I saw other comments referring to Seth saying “sharp as a tack,” but that’s just one of those comments that asking for it to be explained to you will just result in more than a little roasting. So I wasn’t willing to ask 😂 So *THANK YOU @Memo2Self!*
@@cobrasys
_My_ CAKE knowledge begins at what is cooked for your birthday and ends at what is made for a wedding reception. :)
Not familiar with the group.
@@Bill_Garthright Not gonna lie, I like _that_ kind of CAKE a lot more... 😆😆
That Xanax joke was a beautiful thing. This segment is solid gold.
Agreed. That was a really sly joke. Very well done
@America Project was that even intentional lmao
"she's a great producer: fast, thorough, sharp as a tack" really got me
Loved it.
I didn't get it at all, so I'm guessing other people won't. Turns out for any others who don't get it that "I want a girl with the right allocations who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack" is a Cake lyric (or "are Cake lyrics"? idk).
@@kypzethdurron, thank you! Please feel appreciated.
I'm so glad someone else caught that! There was a criminal lack of laughter from the audience.
*respect* to the jackal who came up with the Russian 'days' lyrics - *thank you* on behalf of all of us
I want Seth singing it as my ring tone
@@MariaVosa Search 'how to make your own ring tone from a video'.
also the Only Fonz joke was great
Only Fonz sounds like a service where you pay $5 a month to have someone send you pictures of Henry Winkler giving you the thumbs up, and when it starts... I will sign up for it.
💯
I can't believe this was the only "Only Fonz" reference in the comments! Did no-one else get the reference?!
Étienne-O was subtle and well done. Chapeau monsieur.
I assumed it was Étienne-Eau, sticking to the water theme.
@@makiburgess5733 even better!
Chapeau!
Honestly, Corrections made Pizza Hut relevant to me again since I haven't thought about eating there for years until Pizza Hatz. 😂
Real Detroit style pizza is awesome. The national chains can't do it right.
Authentic Detroit-style pizza is made with 10w-40 weight motor oil instead of olive oil.
@@dahawk8574 - LOL!!!
The same place that gave us MC5 and Iggy And The Stooges only uses the "hard stuff".
Little Caesar's has it all the time. And cheaper. You can make it at home with an oil pan. That's what the style is, pizza made in an oil pan.
Likely what have reminded me back then, that Pizza Hut is sadly one of the better options around here. I am not a fan of the Pizza's around, and there are so many places. All terrible.
Seth deserves an Emmy for his performance in these.
"Tuesday, Wednesday, Again...are days" Was a brilliant segment.
also the way so many of us feel
It was not three months ago that you had Wanda Sykes as a guest on Jokes Seth Can't Tell and declared that "black women who are lesbians are liars".
Hey! Does that mean white men are liars!?! 🤯
Obviously Seth is also a liar. Even without being either black, female, or gay.
It was a lie.
Correction: you said Black lesbians are honest on here but when you had Wanda Sykes on the show you claimed "Black women who are lesbians are liars"
I also thought back to this
Seth got it backwards. Wanda Sykes is a lesbian who is also a black woman.
Aha! Who is the liar now?
Also to really be a jackal: Seth suggested if Wanda Sykes tells us something we should “take it to the grave”.... you usually take secrets to your grave, not all truth needs to be taken to your grave lol
@@madisonbaron6670 Yeah, it should've been, "take it to the bank."
You can take what Wanda Sykes says “to the bank”. What you “take to the grave” is the fact that you secretly love Pepsi.
Crystal Pepsi
I would be heartbroken if corrections ever went away.
I feel the same about you. Seth...Hey Seth.....I found another one!
You and all of us for sure.
I made this comment last week to a different post, yet here we are again - Jackals have hearts?
Everyone Friday I scroll and if I don’t see it right away I get this bump of anxiety…
Well it will. Everything ends. Some day, long after our sun has died and boiled away the last drop of water on earth, the last star in the universe will burn out and the temperature of everything will drop to absolute zero, leaving the universe cold and dark for the rest of eternity.
Now I want a T-shirt that says "Subscribe to my OnlyFonz"
That joke did NOT get enough crew appreciation lol
I fkn lost it at "if you like burgers get in my van kids" I was listening in my headphones and my wife asked me why I was laughing hysterically.
Thank you Seth and the whole crew for making this. It is a real bright point in my day. Thank you all in the comments section as well, it's half the fun just scrolling through all the happy comments and witty jokes.
Love the card back at the end while Seth takes the slightest sip of what is obviously the gin that the English Breakfast tea bag floated in since last week! Subtle brilliance!!
"Fast, thorough, sharp as a tack" You go Seth with your Cakerections!
Was he really that excited about it though? I know all the Cake fans are 🤣
Seth, you regaled us with 2 songs! What a wonderful singing voice you have! Of course this means you'll be the lead for Cicada, Cicada, no?
One of the best parts of Fall is the return of the show and, especially, Corrections.
SSIR I knowhowyoufeel.
💙🐾
The wait was horrible!
I want Corrections filmed with a 360 camera so we can look at the crew reactions to all of this!!!
I would love a crew reaction shot!
At 10:45, you reference searching a document by using "open apple F." The correct term is "command F." The open/closed apple nomenclature is an antiquated term carried over from the Apple II computer series where the keyboard featured both an open (hollow) and closed (filled) apple keys on opposite sides of the spacebar, each of which performing a different function.
The very first correction was one I pointed out last time. Now I can retire as a jackal, and hang up my.... jacks?
Congrats! Have your paws dipped in gold! 🐾
Sorry but you can not retire. Once a jackal, always a jackal.
I'm embarrassed to say the vegan gin joke took me a minute... Worth it.
It could have been morphed into another Werner Herzog installment...
Bee'feeder Gin.
"The number of bees it takes to make just one bottle of gin is reminiscent of the colonial slave trade. And when their queen dies, the bees ...oh, the bees. They become destitute alcoholics. They are no longer just Killer Bees. They become Grizzly Bees. I watched the video of what these bees did, but I cannot show it to you... Suffice it to say, please, for the love of God, drink Gordon's Gin instead."
I'm embarrassed to say it took me all the way up until reading this comment.... extra worth it.
My mental process was "What could possibly be replaced in Gordon's that is used in Beef... oh. Haha haha!"
Dammit I just this second got it.
a Lot of brit beer is Not "vegan" not even vegetarian Be Careful and look up "isinglass"... horrible.
This segment brings me unparalleled joy - thank you for keeping it going!
I was woken up by an annoyingly early text message this morning, but then realized I was able to get up and have a coffee while I watched Corrections. Things are looking up.
Correction to corrections. The air contains moisture and clouds also contain gasses among the droplets and ice so da air was actually correct to begin with. Unfortunately, this makes it a bad Lindell joke because it makes sense.
yes, there is plenty of air between the moisture particles. They ARE full of "da air".
The problem with the joke wasn't whether or not clouds were full of air, the problem was that it was saying the "big fluffy pillows" aren't even though they clearly are.
I love that he's still doing the "you see me next week" thing. :D
This has MAJOR 'my ambien is kicking in' vibes. All over the place but somehow it all ties up neatly in the end.
honestly, this episode was truly dedicated to the jackals, and seth delivered his praise exquisitely.
Maybe you meant "You can take that to the bank" instead of to the grave? Unless it was a secret.
Correction: I know it's not your song but Happy Days was set in 1955 to 1965, Stalin died in 1953, if they were using the same years like you said it would make more sense to reference Nikita Khrushchev in the title song rather than someone who was already dead.
So you just Jackaled (a word right?) a Jackal. Does this make you a mega-Jackal?
@@carolz5090 Jackals do feast upon their own here.
@@FriedrichHerschel So you’re saying Corrections is like a Jackal buffet?
Josef Stalin had many stetue. Kruschev, no stetue. Song would be for Russian leader with stetue.
@@ericminch there’re more statues of Lenin than Stalin and every town in Russia have streets named after Lenin. so it makes Lenin more relevant then?
So many good bits today. SIL Ursula; family doesn’t watch corrections; sponsors or not. Just everything. I look forward to this every week. I think because it’s a more intimate look into the minds of Seth and his crew. I’ll see you next week. ❤
I have been singing last week's "these are days" all week!!
so have I!
I screamed when he said "fast, thorough, sharp as a tack"
I really enjoyed your singing this Corrections, especially when you sang about your family as Michael McDonald. More of this please.
This summer was so weird that I still feel a little surprised to have Corrections 2 weeks in a row 💁♀ Edit: I know it's three but I'm not changing it
3 weeks in a row, actually 😝
you think your summer was weird - my winter was worse!
@@tspander I know this is illogical but the first week back didn’t register as a surprise to me bc I’d been looking forward to it, so my mind has them catalogued like emotionally the Labor Day weekend episode is separate from the next two lmao
@@tspander Jackal on jackal correction.
It’s technically fall.
"Take it to the grave" is not a phrase that refers to validity. It is a phrase that means to keep something private to yourself. #correctiontocorrections
Probably confused it with "Take that to the bank"?
@@noelrhys1367 Most likely
Seth used my Ariel correction! I can die and go to Jackal heaven now!
“She’s fast thorough sharp as a tack” 😂
Thank you for making my drive to work every Friday morning fan freaking tastic. There's nothing like starting out the work day with genuine laughter. You are a treasure. We love you.
Lost it over "jacque-ass" 🤣🤣🤣
Bien. Tres bien. 👏👏👏
6:04 A wise man once said, "You're only bored if you're boring."
Ah, yes. The very wise Harvey Danger.
This is true in my book. I'm NEVER bored and am baffled when people are. Is there REALLY nothing in this entire marvelous world that interest you to learn or read or do at this moment???
I was bored for what felt like 30 minutes running, the day before Thanksgiving in 2001, while flipping through a magazine and waiting for my then-roommate to get ready for a planned dinner out, and it took me half that time to identity and name the unpleasant emotion i was feeling. "That's it! I'm BORED!" It's that rare.
Now, I may well be boring too, but people who whine about being bored lack imagination and are expecting others to make the fun happen.
"Saturday sunday are capitalist constructs therefore are potato peeling days"
Now I have the mental image of Henry Winkler asking people to subscribe to his Only Fonz.
And he's such a sweetheart, people would! 😅
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
@@andybaldman It is. I'd be a simp and lose all my money.
today im glad this uploads at 3:30am
*5.30pm actually.
In reality, at half past midnight
@@rd6203 3:30 EST, where Seth’s at. Aren’t time zones fun?
Yay! It's my favorite news of the week:
A new episode of Corrections ❣❣❣
Best part of Friday is it begins with Corrections! I ❤Jackals.
Sebastian called her Ariel not Ariel. So both are correct.
I kept trying to figure out how "her voice is like a bell" was supposed to to rhyme with "our sister Ariel" until you cleared that up
Disney did not create the story or the character so any mistakes they made are not officially Cannon for how something is supposed to be pronounced... Ariel comes from a very old book written by Hans Christian Andersen. So the way he wanted it said is the correct way.
@@squirrel8185 This would only count for the Danish dub of the film. Cultural translation includes making names speakable for the language it is translated to!
@@squirrel8185 canon.
@@squirrel8185 Normally I'd agree, but Danish is never the correct way to pronounce anything. It's debatable whether anything Danish can be called pronunciation.
"Fast, thorough, sharp as a tack..." Don't think I didn't catch that "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" reference, Seth!
"Fast, thorough, sharp as a tack" ... I see what you did there 🎂 🎶
Wait, what?
@@andybaldman when talking about the Cake correction, Seth referenced lyrics from their song, Short Skirt/Long Jacket
How this isn't getting an Emmy is beyond me!
Rigged voting machines. Mike told me.
Somebody has to show Seth's family Corrections.. That way we can have Jackals in his house.
Fun fact: producer Emily Erotas changed her name from Kitty to Karen before settling on Emily.
And she is 100% correct that prolonging the Magic is the best album :D
Newly added @ “Impression Camp” -Singing! Bravo!!!
I think Shoemaker needs to host corrections one day. We deserve his side of the story.
These just keep getting better and better
Just the best one ever! I was crying with laughter. You lot should get together more often and get pissed and record it all... Corrections is like, 'Day drinking with Seth' but in the evening, with the crew. Superb! 🤣😂
Fast, thorough, sharp as a tack? But does Emily also wear a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket?
Seth, you are criminally underrated and I will twine about it until you get that Emmy.
"The last thing I ever want to do is offend a Saudi-backed Golf league"
So you're saying that on your deathbed, with your dying breath you want to offend a Saudi-backed Golf league?
The last thing I'd want to do is say goodbye to my loved ones or ask the doctor "did you check if there's any cure? check again".
My last words “the treasure.. is buried.. ☠️”. Just to leave them going “is it just buried? Was he going to tell us where? Has it been inside of us the whole time? Why?!?!?!!!!”
Gotta say that's one of the most effective bits of advertising I've ever seen. I was intrigued, had a thought about ordering some, and then once I realized the joke I literally went back to watch the whole thing again and laughed my ass off. A+ job Seth
Correction: I am a LotR fan with severe ADHD, so not only do I get bored, I get ADHD-brand Super Bored, which is when your brain gets so incapable of processing dopamine that there is absolutely no way to relieve it. It's like the myth of Tantalus - you're surrounded by things that should be able to provide the relief you need, and yet absolutely nothing you do will allow you to reach what you so desperately need. Sometimes I literally cry because I am so frustrated by my own brain's failure to provide me with the correct neurochemicals.
The flip-side of all that is that even when I'm not Super Bored, I am always low-level bored. Every minute of every day. Which meant that learning to read was a huge blessing, because suddenly there was a portable way for me to carry entertainment with me and not need to constantly bother everyone around me. So I learned to read, and I became great at it, and I loved stories that took me out of my normal life and let me live as someone else (someone whose own brain wasn't constantly undermining them, perhaps), and the more complex the world building was, the more I loved it. So yeah, in my case at least, my love of LotR is because I was trying to avoid boredom, *actually.* 👓
TL,DR
the laughter from the crew really makes the atmosphere of corrections sooo great
Beautiful as always. I hope next week's title card reads "Only Correct"
damn this is such a good comment
I am so so so so so so so so thankful they continued making these after the fact, they are simply the best part of my whole week they are the best and how it didn't win an Emmy I do not understand and will not ever understand.
Fun fact, the Mac tonight moonfaced guy was played by Douge Jones, the character actor who played Pan in Pan's labyrinth and the fish person in shape of water.
Doug Jones played just about every lanky, heavily costumed, usually terrifying creature in every movie ever, and also was about the only interesting character on the rather depressing most recent Star Trek reboot, in which he actually got to show off his formidable voice-acting talent.
@@stillhere1425 he was also the clown that Batman blows up with dynamite in Batman returns.
Correction: Doug, no ’e’. 😃
But very interesting fun fact!
@@mikezarzo7483 not quite. Batman takes the dynamite off Thin Clown/Doug Jones and attaches it to the Tattooed Strongman. He survives till the end of the movie, running away when Batman makes it to The Penguin's Lair.
(I watch this movie every year while wrapping Xmas presents. It's my favourite festive tradition.)
Obviously, Corrections is Seth's guilty pleasure.🙃
I just love Seth.🐨
Thank you Seth for making these! Corrections always brings me 100% joy, it is my favorite part of the week.
7:59 "If I was a Jackal"
Admitting that you have a problem is really a healthy moment, Seth
Is this part of the aftermath of John Mulaney's Suit Intervention?
The Jackal doesn't wear the suit ( and hallucinates sea captains in an attic closet )
The Jackal doesn't want the family to know, delights in the hidden space
Your recovery is your own journey - owning the inner Jackal is a process
"Ya gotta relax." Well said.
Definitely have purchased cheese balls at Costco before. And Sebastian pronounces it are-ee-ell. Jackie back!
But not in a bucket. They come in smsll barrels.
I can't tell if the Pizza Hut plug was real or fake. Dear god Seth is either selling us out or is faking us out. This is so good you should get your family to watch maybe you will get that Emmy you wanted.
It's aerial, not airy-yul or arielle. You can do it, Seth, I believe in you.
ariel, in the sea, when you say it wrong you need correcting
He is sooo close. The mermaids name is pronounced (unless you are a crab) just like flying through the air.
I finally got my Corrections mugs! I'm very happy, though I have noticed one that's got a lump in the ceramic and some cracks in the glaze. Yes, I ordered several. Knowing the show, I figured there might be some mistakes.
You can't expect the kids in China to make every cup perfect, they have a long day, every day.
@Larry Mosher: you obviously missed the joke. I'd explain it to you, but as the saying goes: "...Eh..."
Burn!
Jokes aside, my first mug had a manufacturing defect, so I contacted the NBC store and after a bit of a wait got my replacement - so now I have two, one for display (good side out), and one to dip my Twinings into the Beefeaters.
@David B: I actually had some manufacturing defects in one of my mugs. I do kinda like it that way. It's my favorite. Reminds me of the show: consistently and insistently imperfect in perfection.
Corrections is always hilarious🤣🤣
CORRECTION: when discussing Wanda Sykes’ truthfulness you said “take it to the grave” idiomatically you take secrets to the grave, truths get taken to the bank.
One of the best corrections ever. Costco what a total joke.
I Just LOST MY MIND when you mentioned Cake very accurately and with passion , Specifically my personal solace and theme song "going the distance". I CAN't believe the power you had over me arguing against the CLEARly best album, Fashion Nugget. I'm still set aflame and smilinng knowing "I AM HOME" when I get to watch Corrections and I need you to continue it as long as you can, as long as I am an elder millinial and AS long as the 2020's is hard for us all. THANK YOU SETH and THE WHOLE STAFF. you have a great group of people.
"Overruled the Graphics Department" I understood they were a law unto themselves.
The Russian Happy Days bit is hilarious.
Seth slipping in Short Skirt/Long Jacket lyrics with no one noticing. You're both wrong though, Comfort Eagle is the best Cake album.
I honestly think this one is a solid Emmy contender! Wholesome yet savage burns with a lowkey catchy Corrections anthem. Rooting for you, Late Night team!
Correction: That's 'Mac Tonight', not 'Mac The Knife'.. though he is a play on that song.
That's right. One of them is a horrible knife-wielding murderer, and the other is the subject of a classic Jazz standard.
There was an unsuccessful attempt to make him a white supremacist meme, I can only assume because of the vague resemblance to a hood.
Bravo, Michael. They should use that!
Seth you have space for Costco stuff - you have an attic, and I’m pretty sure it recently got some space freed up.
Fun fact: "Da Bears" from SNL is was originated by guest host Joe Montenga, Chicago actor and author of "Bleacher Bums" Huge sports fan.
Oh boy....love the singing
"... That's why the impressions are so good..."
Hey Meyers, give us a fall dinner gathering with said host of characters!
He just did the 10 days of Christmas with Kevin Smith last week. He's exhausted
Where the hell have I been for the last 3 years? Detroit pizza this weekend, baby!
Solid point about Mike Lindell. It should be obvious that a guy who wants to sue "all the machines" and who conducts all his business from a smart phone does not know how clouds are formed.
Quit your twining. Hahahaha
beautiful Cake lyric reference while talking about Cake.
🎶Then Seth’s faaamily is lit-er-ally missing the verrry best paaaaart of him.🎵🎵