Homecoming, Part 5 - S1 E13 - Acquisitions Inc: The "C" Team
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Kris Straub. You're a genius. Using a familiar's sight to Misty Step. Genius.
Elder Brian knows all
ALL PRAISE THE ELDAR BRIAN
I love watching Kris's face while he's listening to Jerry describe things. It's like a perpetual photobomb.
1:39:25 Kris casts dissonant whispers on Amy and it is glorious.
Conor Steinke I think it was Tasha's hideous laughter, actually.
Broken Amy
Old Brian is a great name for the elder brain. Stealing that for a future adventure.
Preston Wendt It should be a bit more grandiose like Brian that which has interrupted history with its boundless mind. Just my two cents.
Amy failed her saving throw vs Ryan's sleezeball voice. I love it.
And then Kris wrecked me the Disney rat villian voice.
1:38:50 W-W-W-Weasel and the Snake: Episode 2: “Amy dies of laughter.”
4:35 Touché, horse-killer
6:34 Quest name
8:58 Sex bush is the new egg
10:43 He has an Elder Brain friend, it's ok
15:41 Ratmatic adjustable bed
17:20 A VERY important distinction
36:51 The squishiest tank
43:57 Root erotica
45:05 Acid. I'm talking about acid.
48:11 The velvet ghost returns
50:47 Become crushed velvet
58:17 Amateur root-makers
1:03:36 Tell me more about this glowing man / 1:04:31 Is he naked?
1:19:48 Offending the brain
1:26:42 Breeding program / 1:26:58 Amy reaches her dick joke breaking point
1:32:10 A sweet weasel / 1:32:36 I'd watch that spinoff
1:35:45 ...Well that got weird quick
1:39:37 Amy is destroyed laughing
1:55:50 Grab his ass?
1:59:58 Bilingual damage pun
2:02:59 Druid problems
2:07:10 Nectarine trauma
2:09:32 Terrible looting
2:11:39 Side-eye
2:15:25 Thing to never say to your DM
2:20:00 Donaar killin' it on stealth today
2:24:30 The introduction of the mushroom cap
2:25:27 Maximum chill
"I wanna take shelter from the poison rain... where the snakes have no name."
The Unseen Canadian Servant :D
Amy Falcone on point in this ep. Vajayjokes! Broad ethnic humour! Dancing Sweazy!
Kris and the sleazeball voice!
I absolutely love when no one gets the "tasteful dicky" joke and he IRL high fives himself
"Pour one out for Mielikki" Need a Druid shirt.
I was born in the crawlspace, you where merely adopted by it.
"Restless ooze syndrome...!" I love it!
I have to say I was quite sad about the Minotaur 😥 He was trapped there and then... just dead😰
Ligotti's "Voice" is just, Wow🤣🤣
Legatti and the Wheeze - Our Dungeon Days. I would binge watch the spinoff.
They broke Amy. That was amazing.
Logati's voice holy shit hahahah
But I love "Danger Noodle" for the snake name!
"So, what does that say about the nature of reality? ... Nothing, I'm just playing dungeons & dragons."
Lagotti is basically Rizzo from the muppets
Just want to say thanks. You guys are part of my weekly lineup since the start of the game.
I'm so glad I haven't caught up with this yet. The story just keeps pulling me in, and I would hate to wait a week to find out what happens next.
Some of my favorite viewing, really highlights how much I miss playing D&D :-(
Thanks for the great birthday present! Love you guys!
Thank you for panning the players in the audioverse! Everything is so much clearer now!
I love that donaars first thought is always murder like the line "time to murder a town always knew it would come to this"
Im having fun. I love the way this group has come togther. Im still catching up from missing episodes because of phish tour. But im binge watching right now.
This makes me think of my D&D group when I first started playing 2 years ago first 20 minutes of the game deciding whether or not to take a long rest. it got so bad that our DM would take out a stopwatch and have something attack us if we took to long
Ryan's calling the Elder Brain "Bobby" after Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was awesome :)
That weird voice they were doing, that basically murdered Amy, sounded an awful lot like just an Adam Sandler impression to me.
PJBxx I thought it sounded like that clown guy from Spawn.
I honestly thought you had spoiled Walnut's death there for a second. Then I realised: no, he said Amy. Close call, bruh. :)
topperdepop are you kidding me?
Praise Rosie for making Walnut do the sweezy accent!
Wind chime sounds coming from a tall metal robot? These wouldn’t happen to be the friendly nature-bots from Castle in the Sky?
How great is that intro though, right?
Finally got a clean version of it too (no skips or weird fades at the beginning).
I just today noticed the horse, omg xD
It's probably my favorite intro, even above the OG Acquisitions Inc. or even Critical Roll's.
It's absolutely my ring tone.
The Show got even better around the 1:30:00 mark. Hell yes!
The minotaur story part killed me. Great story line thanks Jerry.
A Horse Styled Pull Animal powered internally buy ...Rats
MATILDA MENOZZI NO!!!!NO!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!
Just the image of Rosie trying to suppress her laughter made my day. Hands down.
I almost died when Chris roasted that brain, lol. Its extra funny cos his character is always so nice, so top tier insults sound extra funny.
seeing coriander in the opening after last episode.
The quest should totally should've been called "Roto-Rooter". Or maybe "Routing the Roots"
love the new intro :)
love how amy.exe immediatly stops working everytime someone says "green flame"
On Cupid, on Comet, on Donner, on Blitzen....Donaar Blit'zen. Always a good Christmas chuckle.
Well Donner and Blitzen are thunder and lightning. So his name is basically Thunder Lightning, but he spits acid...so yeah.
Awful Player He did his best
I caught that "prone" pun, Amy. I want you to know I appreciated it.
oh my god, that ligotti voice is the best
this episode had me enthralled purely because of the "horse powered by rats inside it" SpaceJammer without flight almost
I would like to see Elder Brain Jerry Holkins fan art.
I love how Donaar has reduced this Ancient Ancestral Natural Weapon of thousands of years of Dragonborn.........to Vomit. Lol.
GREEN FLAME !!
Matango: Attack of the mushroom people (1963)
Imagine how fucking legendary and hilarious it would've been if lagoti was in the room with walnut while she was with Brama, and kthriss pulls out the voice
"..What meats will we find?"
Mushroom movie is Matango, which was inspired by William Hope Hodgeson's short story "The Voice In The Night". Matango went on to inspire the creation of Gilligan's Island.
It was originally supposed to be dark and close to the source material essentially a cross between Lost and the Twilight Zone. The network thought it was too dark & depressing so they wrote it as a comedy drama instead.
Oh my gods I literally watched Wanted earlier tonight and now it's brought up again 0_0
It's important for DnD players to distinguish the DM's actions from the actions of the monsters they encounter. I can understand the struggle when a beloved horse is killed, but this is how bad people behave! Don't blame your DM. ;)
I know I'm a while behind, so it's even less likely that anyone involved will read this, and I'm too lazy to Tweet, but you have two elves... Elves just need to spend four continuous hours in a trance, and the other four chillin' to get the full effects of a long rest... Have one spend his/her chill time at the beginning of the rest, and swap out for the other half.
Oh my god I just realised if Donaar had a chance for a feat he could take ...
Dragon Wings (Unearthed Arcana 24 April 2017)
Prerequisite: Dragonborn
You sprout draconic wings. With your wings, you have a flying speed of 20 feet if you aren’t wearing heavy armor and aren’t exceeding your carrying capacity. Proficiency in heavy armor allows flying speed of 15 feet.
He could actually hit people and not just be sarcastic!
I truly believe that Jerry isn't in fact Coriander killer but the CTeam is. I know all of you (well most of you) will say I'm crazy but hear me out. Jerry has multiple times said that he has made several scenarios based on the actions that he at the time thought the CTeam would do and I'm sure that a lot of his scenarios Coriander lives because he thought that the CTeam wouldn't be as stupid to have a group of blood thirsty cultist follow them back to the cart.
The cultists were already at the cart when the "C" Team arrived there, any good assassins would plan for their target's escape routes and destroy them.
smileyklock I think Coriander's death is the same thing as when villains kill a dog in the movies and series, it's the mark of evil...
No the real thing that killed Coriander was the C Team because they used the goofy metal healing potion instead of a real one. They were at the Alchemist's tower and were dumb enough to not use the 200 gp they have on them at all times to buy any potions at all, when they could have had like, a bakers dozen of them or whatever so they could easily heal Coriander. Also Walnut could have shoved in a goodberry to at least get the horse to 1 HP.
The alchemist said all of this stock was destroyed. Though they haven't done jack for prep. They completely forgot about searching for herbs to make a salve. And they don't get some equipment ordered or make a trip to a decent town to buy some. Edit - Hell they don't loot or patch themselves up after most battles.
21:55 as the brother of some with an IEP that is a great joke
when K'thriss calls an Elder Brain a toilet- lmao
The rat stair doesnt get crushed because their pounds per square rat are distributed evenly.
coriander litch ;=€>>>>>>>>>+
syl logus yaaaasssssss
1:43:52 "Unless a spell has a perceptible effect, a creature might not know it was targeted by a spell at alI. An effect like crackling lightning is obvious, but a more subtle effect, such as an attempt to read a creature's thoughts, typically goes unnoticed, unless a spell says otherwise." PHB - 204
Legend of Toad, the Land of Mushroom people.
Jerry: “I didn’t kill the horse”
Better answer: “The followers of Maelith killed the horse - perhaps you should consider taking it up with them.”
Is Donaar in heavy armor? If he is, isn't that disadvantage on stealth? Great nat-20s on stealth though.
Yep, and he doesn't heal worth a damn if he rests in it.
Speaking from experience, it kind of sucks that having a paladin/cleric means sneaking almost never works because you have a clanking pile of metal walking around with you. So maybe Jerry ignores that rule.
Actually I think Donaar has a breastplate. So he is in medium armor and dose not have disadvantage on stealth.
Mithril?
It covers his entire torso, It must be at least half-plate.
I’m so happy they made a Doctor Who reference (approx. 2:13:00)
is the snake thing in k'thriss' animation the snake that walnut tool or is it his tentacle familiar?
1:46:30 Minotears!
An alligator to a god
Todd. They should have called him, "Mino-Todd."
trouser snake, flesh light 🤔😂
The show is absolutely dope. I've stumbled upon it in the beginning of the week (my vacation week actually) and literally all I do this week is watch this game (13 episodes in 5 days). Super awesome, but there is one thing that literally is bothering me all this time: will the players EVER gonna do anything with a bunch of wands, they found in a cart? (I bet those got healzz) Like who ever gets a bunch of magic loot and just stocks it and forgets about it? like WHYYY?
Youd be surprised how often that kinda shit happens
i wish walnut could just be the weasel forever
1:19:49 best Kriss moment.
"Think about the fullness of time." SHARKJUMP!?!@#>?@#!R% :)
YES im dubbing the next elder brain i find The Elder Brian!
Why is Jerry's audio more on the left while the crew is more on the right? Are they trying to match the on-screen cameras?
First thing I did was double check my audio balance, so I definitely noticed it.
Producing a live streamed video series with 5 people on mics has got to be a pain in the ass but yeah it seems to be mixed off axis.
I also wish they'd boost the post-mix audio out to Twitch because it's so incredibly quiet compared to the pre-stream music and the audio volume of any other Twitch stream. And "just turn up your speakers" isn't an option because then I'm at risk of blowing out my windows and having the cops called for a noise complaint if I happen to get a "new email" sound on my PC while watching the stream.
TH-cam seems to do some post-processing to level out the audio so at least once it gets put on their channel here I can hear what people are saying.
Let's not go from mild technical critique to hyperbole and insult.
Holy shit I had to put my other headphone in when I read this and I totally noticed it right away lol
Disappointed that no one thought of The Swans album.
💥
1:38:51 onwards
THE CRIT VISUAL STILL SAYS "AQC INC" YOU FOOLS!!
Chris. Is. The. Fucking. Best.
its like a tollhouse. holy fuck jerry
Meanwhile the paladin looks on bleakly for the first 2 hours of non-combat.
Harm Zone T-Shirts?
praise old brian
I don't know how long I've been sitting here wondering "Who the hell is Brian?"...embarrassing...
Why does Wolf Nut only have 3 legs?
No woman will ever compare to the magical beauty and spender that is Kate Welch...
in the fell mudroom
with that minotaur snood
Matango from 1963 is about mushroom people 🤷🏼♂️
Kinda sad for Donaar placing his first (or one of his first) natural 20 of the show and no musical womp womp womp like the rest of the group, it's a little sad...
I dmed for a player who wanted to play as a mass of cranium rats in human form controlled by a shrunken head. He murdered an orphan.
Rosie Beestinger "Nara"
2:17:40 Matango.
@1:44:43 BODY MASSAGE
01:39:00
sorry: trivia
doctor who's "ood" creatures were based on mind flayers (illithids)
again, sorry, but doc. who and illithids were both mentioned, and the ood are a much closer comparison.
Don't be sorry for trivial genius! Especially that mixes Dr. Who and D&D.