Homecoming, Part 1 - S1 E9 - Acquisitions Inc: The "C" Team
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About Acq Inc: Acquisitions Incorporated serves up locally-sourced adventure from convenient franchise locations across Faerûn. Their adventures began in 2007 with a podcast of three friends playing D&D, and inexplicably progressed to live games on-stage before thousands of audience members at PAX.
About Acq Inc The "C" Team: Airing every Thursday from 3:30-6pm PST at / hyperrpg . Find out more here: www.acq-inc.com/
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Oh my god, K'thriss doing that Cthulhu-esque raving on the outside while essentially coaxing a kitten into the room internally was the funniest thing I have seen all year. Ryan's added flavor of him crying blood was icing on the cake.
I know! His description of a great entity probing at the edge of his perception was just a beautiful description of it as well. A great combination of the naivete of K'thris and the actual dark horror of Great Old Ones.
K'thriss is the most reliably slowest reacting elf in the history of ever.
Rosie Beestinger, the 3-foot pain-bringer. More skill in her little finger than these low-rent, dream-sent Staff Swingers.
Tensen01 that shit was brilliant
hail Rosie, of house Beestinger, mother of many, grandmother to plenty more, and puncher of things and people.
Yea she's their ringer, wisecrackin' whippersnapper slappin' fist slinger, swingin' that masters' staff when her crew gets beleaguered.
She heard, last call, having a ball absolutely needing the monk's slow fall. Kicking it with Whelver, after a few shots cause she looking for dat dungeon delver. Endeavoring, to keep the kids safe with the staff swing. Grandmother power above no other, to shower another. Rain of blows its a flurry, rosey beestinger unleashing the fury. Trying to teach that emo Driebus a lesson, that's a blessing no one will forget. Legit, it's a critical hit with the stunning fist cause she pissed. Get a job, you slob looking like a troll kin, and acting like a Holkins. This is just embarrassing, don't make me cuss. Jerry you just can't hold a candle to one Patrick Rothfuss.
sorry for any mispelled names. nothing else lol
'My new catch phrase is "A stopped goblin is right three times a day."
rolls over.
pause..
"this is the rub area" ffs gold.
Oak is actually his last name. Judging by his actions he is... Gary Oak
"Oak was here... and Walnut is a loser!?"
Smell ya later gramps!
Zalintis catch up ashyboy
1:02 Introductory raps
4:56 Baby got Lovecraftian horror
41:27 Perils of shared walls
57:00 Chicken extravaganza, at last
1:05:31 Think about what I could do with mice...
1:17:11 Tentacle bureaucracy
1:19:05 K'thriss, yet again, is the kinky one / 1:19:29 It's a class in 5e
1:20:20 Ok, so not just K'thriss
1:24:10 The healing powers of chicken
1:25:41 The Rothfuss School of D&D Bullshit
1:26:49 The party that engages in D/s play together, stays together
1:28:02 Perfectly timed crit! / 1:28:48 I'm your tooth god now!
1:42:45 K'thriss' new horrible familiar / 1:43:26 The worst appendage
2:03:35 Take a sip check, babes
2:11:37 Don't yuck my HP
2:17:42 Big hits
2:21:09 Hashtag blessed
2:22:45 Mr. Moisture
2:23:34 The secret of Tentacular Spectacular
This needs to be pinned!
JessTalks
1:52:19
“Those are my God Squiggles!”
Grammamancy should summon a random grandchild of Jerry's creation to fight alongside her
Jerry please make this happen!!!
Re Watching in 2020 during Covid-19 stay at home orders
One of the best parts of the show is just seeing what Kate wore to the session.
Walnut has a real Oprah moment. You get a chicken, & you get a chicken. Everybody gets a chicken!
Duuuuude it'd be the sickest shit ever if K'thriss adapted a persona where he by default chose to see through the eyes of his familiar. Just imagine the Drow with the glazed over eyes and the ruby serpent. He could be a faux blind master, imagine the possibilities. Equally awesome, the period of time when he's still getting used to living in third person where he fucks everything up
First time I played D&D I asked if I could give someone who was unconscious a health potion he say yes someone else argued that they would drowned so my DM says "it's a suppository" and we have played it that way for years now lol
Nine weeks! Finally he managed to make his Arcana check on Tentacular Spectacular! Nine weeks, but he finally did it! :D
...and it still messed him up a bit. 9 Signs Your God May Not Be Good For You (Or All Of Reality)!
I will never just let attunement happen again. Why would you miss out on a killer training dream sequence.
59:40 "You have to stop." I spilled my drink.
Sar-cat-sm, clucksterfuck, and then later riccotta-ssance. Ugh, these guys.
"There's a knock, outside... and it's the crypt"
Fuckin slayed me. XD
Weasel and snake, being best friends.
Together forever, the fun never ends.
Solving mysteries one hug at a time.
Weasel and snake, two of a kind...
Sergio Le Roux What, Cam someone please explain
The 'Bunny and Kitty' song from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
I'm loving the "C" team! Got me started playing myself. - girvin the gnome Druid :)
What I wonder is: K'thriss definitely saw Auspicia's corpse at the main HQ during the last live episode, and he is not confused at all by Propha saying that Auspicia never came back from the crypt? (Haven't watched the entire episode yet.)
A lot of his memory has supposedly disappeared or become disjointed.
Or Ormen hasnt come around telling mom that both girls have resurfaced... and are also dead...
DoubleRu They discuss this and more on this week's episode of Table Talk :]
HELL YES! DICE CAM! Each episode gets better and better.
Walnut's rhyme was a gift from the gods.
I looove that they're using everything in their arsenal, instead of just "sword, sword, sword, dead"!
Welcome back to the cave that was filled with acid -- first action - dip hand in random pool of liquid. OMG IT BURNS!
did anyone else get an ad for clamato juice, is this targeted ads after the vampire arc?
Next episode they'll finally leave the illusion they've been stuck in since episode 1
anime references are nothing new to the c team, but my god. Such an overwhelming amount today! I loved the inuyasha one.
"K'thrissolonoscopy!" he shouted to himself
Every session is better than the last. I am so jealous.
Now I don't know everything about the D&D pantheon, but when Omin Dran mentioned MAH GIRL TYMORA, The Goddess of luck that looked over my bard, I couldn't help but smile.
Yet another great episode from the "C" Team!
So this is where the entire Walnut arc started
Such a fantastic episode! Lots of great character moments (not nearly enough Donnar this time though), good world building stuff, some combat and adventure. Keep it up "C" Team!
Not sure which part I want to see animated by Zee more... Either the Chicken Spigot, or K'thriss trying to sweetly coax the tentacular spectacular into pincushioning the slime.
Kate has the best damned smile. I bet sharing a beer with her would be a damned good time. Acrobatic snatch...chuckle
Just saw the fan art , and all I can say is....... WOW !!!!!!
Where is the fan art posted?
www.google.com/search?q=fanart+for+acquisitions+inc.&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsjr-CguzTAhUj_IMKHS64A9AQsAQILw&biw=1267&bih=671#q=fanart+for+acquisitions+inc.&tbm=isch&tbs=rimg:CWrYYUvoCnT5IjiGbxJX120oHEZGuYRpbvaQqJ6elhGO17iWMVbO9RXDA74aTauZ6kSPeCOtMe4xqY7xmw37401U3ioSCYZvElfXbSgcERMiMCr946fyKhIJRka5hGlu9pARrmDVw_15_1rOMqEgmonp6WEY7XuBHANzD7I8Lp0CoSCZYxVs71FcMDEb5mbStdOskWKhIJvhpNq5nqRI8RkuWmKcVFDfoqEgl4I60x7jGpjhHbH6MH3xj8JyoSCfGbDfvjTVTeEVTi74UYeM72&imgdii=Uw3I2130phFhMM:&imgrc=r_RA0xSX7QcXtM:
According to TableTalk, it tends to congregate around Jerry's Twitter feed @TychoBrahe.
Still a baller intro song.
K'Thriss was already my favorite, and now baby got back references
#unwaveringdevotion
#TheUr
Y'all are my kind of M Fers. LOVE IT, love you guys. keep on gaming i will keep on watching and wishing i was there. ;P
Such a good episode!!!
ocd kicking in, the character hp didnt update to level 4
K'Thriss gets Mad Drow Disease!
loving kate more with every episode. takes notes, draws maps and is a confident cocky player that leaves rooms for others.
I was hoping Jerry was going to say when Rosie woke up there was a fourth band on the staff.
I started watching then had to go back to the last epiaode and listen to jerrys fire song
"I took it from you to hurt you"
Hahahaha
Amy has the cutest lisp or used to, it seems to me. I had a suspicion, but got convinced at 1:23:42 at "so" and "stores". I love it.
Another great one. Either Kthris or Doner is MVP I can't decide XD
im disappointed nobody called it a Fuster Cluck.
Skwisgar2322 yeah I was waiting for one of them to say it but no one ever did. I think Rosie said "Cluckster Fuck" at one point but it was a tiny bit later.
a show with it all, vore, bdsm, erotic asphyxiation.
Weaselnut “Somehow I thought it would be bigger” 😅😂🤣
did anyone else catch that walnuts"recon" form is an animal that frequently runs into walls because IT CANT SEE THE WALL?!?!?!?
50 shades of Beestinger
I Love this so much HAHAHA
i feel like weasel walnut should always speak with an italian accent as canon
Thanks again. :)
46:50 GREEN FLAME!
Yay DiceBox Camera woop woop !
I've noticed Kate doesn't roll any attacks when she does Flurry, just straight damage... I hope this stops happening soon.
Edit: and 20 seconds later, Pat comes in with the save!
The moment she mentioned weasels, I had to Google "Desk Weasel" ... seriously. The best weasel video.
Wonder if anyone else did this.
YAY!!!!
1:18:50 - "Choke me tentacle daddy!"
*A wild evil rules goblin appears* Rosie did not roll for her unarmed strikes and K'Thriss imposed disadvantage with his hex on con ability checks (like athletics), not con saves.
1:44:22 the freakiest of Fridays
I have said it before and here at Ep 9 I'll say it again..... BEST.....INTRO.......EVER
"roll for flu" --- oh, dears, you had no idea.
B Team, B Team, go go go, B Team, B Team, go go go.
I'm not sure if they're just table ruling it that it's a thing that happens - and I hate that I'm geeking out over it - Flurry of Blows don't work like that. It would be broke as fuck if it did.
Way to be C-Team though. My favorite of the Acq Inc. Teams :D
LTTP - wouldn’t it be awesome if the dragon princess was not the egg’s mother? Instead from a competing faction?
sooo many puns, lol 🤣
Send that dragonborn a bill for services
actualy the hex makes disadantages on ability checks no saving trows so it cant combo that well
but i wish a lot it can combo couse it will be awasome
Is there a repository somewhere for c team fanart? Like a place I can go to check it all out?
Try deviant art
Yes The Secret at the teleport
Whole table totally no-selling Amy's "We all know what it looks like."
I was wondering if someone could create a fan art of the Homeward Star Constellation. I'm trying to enter that as one of the constellations in my home game.
The new 9th level druid spell. Chicken Storm.
I can't find the Animated "last time on..." It had a funny animation of Donaar doing his acid breath. Anyone know where it is?
Happy Mother's Day Prophetiss. (Spelling?)
Walnut: "But have your piiiiiick!" and I imagine her on a talk show saying "And you get a chicken! And you get a chicken!" I'm dead...
BTW, why is the C-Team far more competent than the A-Team? lol
46:45 GREEN FLAME!!!
I thought I'd like seeing the Die roll. Now, I'm not so sure...
Bookmark 1:39:00
no sleep tonight
Just wondering when did youtube start start asking about how how you felt about a ad
Kate lookin a bit like Bayonetta in this one. Me likey!
2:06:30 I just imagine Rosie like reaching into the goo getting hurt then grandma spanking the cube.
it bothers me she didn't roll for her fury of blows
brokentuskx agreed, I don't think anyone noticed that or was too polite to point it out.
Me too, each of the attacks in Flurry of Blows must be rolled to hit, they don't automatically hit. Maybe they house ruled this but a monk doesn't just get to double punch things because she hit with a quarterstaff.
Apparently they did because I posted this before Rothfuss called her out on it
Hex confers disadvantage to enemy ability checks, not saving throws. Ability checks =/= saving throws, they are different things. It's significantly less useful, but that's how it works.
Oh man and isn't that a pain in the ass? Every gorramn time that trips everyone up. That was one thing I did like better in 4e: Con, Ref and Will saves. Really made that kind of thing more clear.
That's a bummer. Totally nerfs K'Thriss's sick combo.
The most obvious use I could think in combat is escaping from grapples, another could be an enemy that uses Intimidate a lot for some reason. Perception is a good one if you're using it to detect someone invisible, maybe (or conversely, making an invisible enemy's Stealth suck).
Also, Hex damage only applies to attacks (whenever you roll a d20 to hit)... Oh, BTW he casted two non-cantrips in a single round :P
Not only that, but he casted a spell for Hex as a bonus action, which means he can't cast Shatter. Only a cantrip.
You're all correct according to the rules. However, given flavor, hex should work in this situation and warlock should have an invocation that allows it to cast hex like a cantrip. But either way it for sure should affect saving throws and ability checks (both) and it is silly if it only affects one. but if it only affected one, savings throws would make way more sense.
1:12:00 metaphor for the entire game
Please don't take it the wrong way but I REALLY wish that these players could squeeze more adventure out of each episode... I know they're having fun, but I want it to be more substantial. This is especially because we have the one and only Jerry Holkins as the DM, and he's so gracious and permissive of the players but .... you gotta take advantage of the amount of lore you KNOW this guy has in store.
Whoa! Kate's new hair is amazing!
BUT HAVE YOUR PIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!
1:00:00 - How does Walnut not have all the boons right now
I'm not familiar with the Acquisitions Inc. stuff. This is the first bit of it I'm watching and when he said Propha said, "My wife", my love for this show became even more potent.
I love this group so muuuuuuuch.
I attack the darkness!!!
5e you can administer potions to the unconscious.
Didn't Rosie roll a "1" when she made the map coming out?? Wouldn't she have written "Left" when she meant "Right" somewhere??
That's the 5th stuck up npc out of 5 npcs........ good job jerry
1:02:19 Don't you mean a... FLUSTER CLUCK?
Where can I go to see the fan art they talk about?
Todd Parker search #cteam on twitter