Cyberpunk 2077 Angry Review
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AngryJoe takes on Cyberpunk, can this Futuristic RPG from the makers of Witcher 3 live up to the Massive Hype? Find out in our Final Word Angry Review!
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When you realise 77 comes after 76
But what game will have '78' in it's title...? :)
shieettt.....
😳🤯🤯🤯
@@tsogobauggi8721 the next BioWare game
that's why you don't skip 2076 games
A game that says fuck corporations, released early due to corporate pressure.
no pity party for the developers. They're just bad at their jobs
@@MountainxManx no shit. 12 years to make a pile of shit
Well those same investors are suing them ...because they rightfully so gave them pressure..they invested a lot of money in the this dev team sooo as a business perspective and after years and years of waiting you’d also be like hey when the F is this game going to be finishing ?????
Well ... not? As CDPR is its own corporation without any affiliation to any major game distribution companies. (and iirc doesn’t they have actually their own, that GOG?) But that said: Some bank manager might have hasten the (too) early release of the game? :P ... unfortunately for us.
@@BarrackObama348 it was more like 4 or 5 years but yeah still shit, they worked on Witcher 3 for so long after 2012 trailer look it up
The opening skit is pure gold. "Did EA give this to you?!"
Hey new kid, come here 😅
Love him or hate him, Joe truly was one of the few mainstream reviewers to call it out like it was.
Mordę sklej Anthony
Don't hate Joe!!!!!!!!
Was?
*is
BeatEmUps too
I love how "DLC" and "Microtransaction" sound like real drugs
Well many people are hooked on them so you’re not far off.
...they are......
Because they are.
Remember the PS1 and PS2 era where the game is always complete?
Those times are relics now.
@@rumuelnathanael8043 unless you were in Japan where games were re-released with 5 minutes of new content...persona
DLC & Micro-T could legit pass for drug names
“Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
“Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
“Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
“Hey Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?”
“Hey Joe. Wanna buy a car?”
What
"Hey Joe. Wanna go bowling?"
@@JamieSwitzer Of course cousin! Come pick me up on the other side of the city.
Back 4 Blood is going to be fun "FINALLY a almost close to form Left 4 Dead 3" so yeah i am ready for a Zombie Game
...explain!
I thought Joe's review on Halo 5 was the most disappointed he had ever been with a triple title but damn his 2077 review tops the cake, dude was crushed.
This was his most anticipated game of every E3 it’s been in.
@Nobod-E
Yeah I think the BF2042 review topped the halo 5 one. I never thought I'd see the day he would get more angry.
What’s worse is that Joe expected better from CD Projekt Red, since they made Witcher 3.
CDPR has a history of being gamer first in terms of service, their handling of everything during the Witcher 3 launch, and the support, free DLCs and full game size expansions over the next four years endeared the fans including Joe to them.
Joe personally went down to their offices once I believe and they have a good working relationship so this probably felt more like a betrayal than the disappointment that 343 provided with Halo.
Hell I have no personal relationship with CDPR and even I felt a little hurt by their Ubisoft and Activision like practices during launch. There are very few game developers that casual gamers trust with their money to preorder their games or buy them full price at launch. CDPR for a long while was one of them and now like Joe said they have to earn out trust back.
I bought the Witcher 3 with the season pass three times over the last five years, twice for the PC and once for the PS4, I did that because I believed that their dedication to the game and to gamers deserved my support. Now I am going to wait for sale on their future games and Joe's review is going to determine if I will even buy it. This is less about the game and more about the company and the company that CDPR used to be seem to be a dying breed.
I think his fallout 76 review may be worse lol
Why some people don't like Angry Joe? This man sacrifice his image towards videogame companies losing advantages like receiving the game before launch and he gets blacklisted by those companies just for speaking the TRUTH.
This is what happens when you spend more money on PR, rather than your CD Projekt.
You deserve more likes. Here👍
*Nods in agreement
W
Indeed.
lol perfect
"Say the line, Joe!"
"...You done fucked it up..."
*cheers*
CDPR:Say my name.
AJ:...You done fucked it up!!!!
CDPR: You god damn right.
😂
Say the line Bart.
"I didn't do it".
Yaaaay
4:07
Subsribeber : it happening
I don't care how much improved this game is now on pc, if you keep forgiving this "buy now fix later" crap, you get the games you deserve.
Agree with this absolutely but CDR devs did a Hello games redemption x 10 with this game. Hope they learn their lessons here developing the sequel game 😁
This sex simulator was very cleverly disguised as some sort of combat/car game. Well played.
Yea Cd project red really choked 💀
"Ya dun fucked it up!"
Now that's some vintage Angry Joe. Oh boy dis gon be good
Wait a minute, what are you doing here. You should be making more pre halo infinite content
Fancy seeing you here, man of acting 😎
Congrats on the milestone man
Congratulations for 1 million subs mah white Nigerian
CDPR can join Activision and current Bungie for releasing over-hyped broken mediocre games; your video about The Decline of Gaming gets more and more true as the weeks go on.
The “you done fucked it up” hurt way more than it ever has in this one...
This game felt like a child, it hurts...
Did they really????
One of the hypest moments i've ever had in my 9 years following Joe lol
@@noahrendon9900 yes they did.
Yea, It hurts how good this game is underneath all the fuckery with the bugs, I will sound like an idiot when I say I wish this game just was straight up Bad, would make it easier, even though I'd give the ACTUAL game a 9/10
9:36 the game is so immersive you can literally die from suffering cardiac arrest. Well done CDPR, well done 👏
The “End of March” was highly optimistic
Lmao, almost a year later and still no actual DLC or AI fixes
He didn't say what year.
“Makes you feel like you were scammed”
10/10 IGN
This game feels like a greatest hits compilation of everything that can go wrong in a game’s development
@@DarkKnightofAnime oh fuck that's a new one
Gave it a 4
@@DarkKnightofAnime The Honest Trailer that came out for the game at the end called it "Daikatana 2077". Fitting...
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂
“How about some live service?” “Did EA give you this shit?” Love the developer skit. That may be the best one yet!
Alex: "How about some live service? You don't even have to finish the game. You can release at whatever stage you want-"
AJ: "FOR REAL??? I don't have to finish the game!?"
Best part of the entire video for me lmao
Funniest skit since the Kuban Energy dance imo XD
Gold
@@jl1702 oh shit Kuban energy 😂😂😂 BRING THE YAYO, BRING THE YAYO! COME!!!
@@burritomafia352
as far as i know, the OG Dev Team who made The Witcher, left after the last DLC in 2016. CDPR hired a new Team for Cyberpunk. This is basically a Mass Effect Andromeda Situation, where the game was made by a D Team.
One year later and this game is still not even close to what was promised
Yep, probably will never be especially on last gen consoles.
Well maybe...but just give it some time and the game will be what ot was meant to be, I still have faith in CD projekt red.
@@xcellentcreations3312 they had a year. They did very little
And people are giving it a pass.
@@xcellentcreations3312 What?
What? Why? How? When?
After watching Edgerunners, It hurts me that AJ used the song "I really want to stay at your house" for that grandma joke. 😣
Dude, I feel exactly the same way. I almost have to turn away from the screen when I get to that part of the review. The wound is still fresh, just finished edgerunners last week. Also yes I know I'm late, lol.
The best thing about this review is that unlike the actual Cyberpunk 2077 game, Joe didn’t release this review on until it was complete.
That’s because Joe loves to review games as they come out, therefore giving players the day one experience
Oof
Pro
The trouble is the loyalty to the cause, but the cause always betrays you -Lockdown
If people would have just stfu instead of getting fucking angry when they delayed it, and the fucking investors would stop grabbing them by the sack every 2 seconds the game wasn’t out it would be better.
Angry Joe hired an entire school and employed himself as principal for this role. Dedication
Don’t forget about OJ, his acting skills are legendary.
That’s why the review took so long
Fricking lost it in the "Did EA give this to you" part
Cyberpunk 2077 is not worth $70?
His computer monitor wasn't even plugged in...
Really feels like Joe just released this review in an unfinished state.
Joe’s acting was unironically good, and pretty funny
I keep coming back to this, and when Joe said "end of march, none of this had happened" i died of laughter, this game needed at least 3 years more time to be finished LMAO. "Coming when it's ready" -CDPR
At least they update it. After patch 1.5 the series x port is playable. There is slowdowns in the densely populated places but it is nothing major. First time playing through, but I bought it at launch. Did not refund.
I'd say on the current patch it's a very good game. However it took them a year and 9 months just to get to the point where the game is worth playing.
True, even with all the patches after 1 or two years the game is still not even NEAR to what was promised. The game is now just good enough to justify buying it but other then that, it's still a slightly above average game. A shadow to what was promised. I rather play RDR2 or GOT then this.
“Why is Goro texting so fast?” “He has four arms.”
The best joke in the review.
No, "...they would have to see for them selfsame. Two moths later....boom"
Heh. That was a good MK reference. What's funny though is according to his shadow while swimming it's actually V who has 4 arms.
For me it was "Seriously? Who's calling you?" from Guard!Other Joe in the middle of a shootout.
"Fuck man THIS one hurt." That says it all.
it did hurt, a lot
Me taking a shit after taco bell
Oh god it hurt so bad......Get me to the hospital..._Aaaaaahhh
The Last of Us Part 2 disappointed Angry Jose.
Cyberballs 2076 broke Angry Jose.
Dude I was going to say, the feelings and weight of that single but small sentence is fucking massive.
Bruh remember when CD Projekt Red said there was going to be acid rain in this game, rip lol
The parts with the inhaler and disco balls really got me, this was one of the funnier reviews in a while! I really felt ya on the closing words, this was a tough game to get through at times.
"This one hurt" is probably the best way to sum this game up.
Last of us 2 hurt even more. Crazy year for gaming
@@BreeZieDoesiT I liked TLOU 2 . Nothing really wrong with this game.
@@Bossix84
Cope.
@@Bossix84 lol, no
@@BreeZieDoesiT yeah for a story driven game the game choices you're forced with are kinda cringy with some obvious plot armors ....having options that changed the story progression would've really made a huge different experience in the game plus replay value which TLOU 2 has none since there is no faction MP yet
"Over 7 plus years of development"
Cyberpunk on 2016: *oh shit that's right we are making a game-*
But fist, we gotta make a demo, how long will it be?
@@Temmoie 4-5yrs
The production didn't stretch out over the whole 7 years. A lot of it was pre-production.
id say 2018
@@Graham6762 That's why he said the "Cyberpunk in 2016" part...
If a game company tells you you can only use approved clips in videos there's absolutely something shady going on
At least the witcher 3 had recommended levels for each quest but this game gives you nothing. And it's supposed to be an rpg. The only time the boxing matches become easy is when you hit the max level AND pick all of the relevant perks for it, plus the gorilla arms. But the game doesn't tell you this. It's so dumb it gives you the boxing match questline almost right after the prologue when you're inevitably going to be a really low level. And inevitably going to get wrecked.
“Who gave you this, did EA give you this?!” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
To be honest i had more fun playing ME Andromeda.
@@voltek-zb8wv Which is objectively a WAAAY better game lmao!
Story is debatable, but I loved the characters more in ME:A.
Oh and the combat is still one of the best ever created in an RPG game.
@HAF 2000 Umm yes I am talking about Andromeda. And even the biggest haters will agree that it's a better game than Cyberjunk ;)
And by "disaster", that fact only applies to the facial animations. ME:A runs great and they have ironed out the launch bugs SUPER QUICKLY.
We're approaching February and Cyberpunk is still plagued by constant crashes, poor perfomance on last gen consoles, general bugs etc.
And if you are really defending that... Then I can't even begin to acknowledge your opinion.
@@dejanstarwars10 stop this pointless discussion ffs! Both fucked up in general and even debating about which one is better is laughable. but in the end at least Cyberpunk is a huge success in sales and don't forget it's literally the very first game of a new franchise. on the other hand, Andromeda was a big disappointment in every possible way and literally destroyed Mass Effect's franchise and fan base!
Andromeda sold 7.5 million copies till now after 4 years meanwhile Cyberpunk sold plus 13 million copies in 20 days! So...
Consider the irony that corporate management bungled a game about a dystopian corpo-future....
Maybe the state of the game is a deep cut political commentary and we all missed it. Or it was just another greedy company who thought they had too big a name and were too well loved to ever fail. You decide!
“dystopian corpo future”... You mean present day?
@@Gala-yp8nx *Present day...Present time!!! hahahaha*
It's just like "The Boys" series where they heavily criticise corporations while the series itself is made by Amazon XD
But at least "The Boys" isn't a failure like CP2077.
@@khinlop The Boys is a fucking amazing show and shouldn't even be compared to CP2077.
25:25 Oj's Disco 🪩 Balls "Dayum Straight"
26:16 Joker Laugh
28:40 Old lady fetish
30:50 Dancing
33:55 The pre Matrix
34:23 Too many Digs on the dancefloor
39:47 Outro extras
Almost 1 year later with barebone patches which are 8 months apart. RIP CDRP, deceptive scumbags.
"You tried to put a band-aid on a 50 calibre bullet wound"
Angry Joe - 2021
It’s a bold move cotton let’s see if it pays off
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? calm down bot
@@ilikerunescape1100 what’s the pictogram supposed to be implicating?
@@hectorbarreda7510 wtf are you on about
for all the marketing they put into "coming when it's ready" makes this especially sad. They did it to themselves.
That was the one thing I'm disappointed Joe didn't say anything about. They straight up lied about so much shit in their marketing. If it were EA, he'd be all over it. But at least he gave it a proper score, instead of like many other 'influencers' giving it a 10/10 masterpiece rating, probably hoping they get a bit scene too.
@@mandu9520 marketing deparments generally just lie most of the time to please investors and sell as many copies. Most of the time to the expense of devs warning them about the deadlines etc... i worked in marketing departments and advertising and this was my experience most of the time.
@@mandu9520 he did say that he mentioned about the "release when ready" and how they straight up lied to us in the review
Yeah... They really did...
But thing is, no company should HAVE to say that, should just be standard practice, games shouldn't release like this.
Yea When Keanu Reeves showed up at their e3 panel I kinda knew it was a bad sign, not because of Keanu but because they were trying so hard to hype it up and when Keanu showed up on that stage all the hype sky rocketed from their and than the delays started happening
9:10 hits different now ;((
Almost 3 years later and as someone who knew this game was just not ready when it did I’m glad I waited until after a couple months after watching the amazing anime till it was on sale on this new update. The game is fucking amazing I never been so invested in a not so great world but either way I wanna be in this city. Sucks that CDPR had to literally lie to people and to themselves for shipping it when it did. I think it’s comeback is one for the ages tho. I think CDPR has done their redemption and hopefully learn from this mistake and make a even better game sometime in the future cause it really is that good …now
Definitely. I have only just started playing it and I'm so glad I waited
this game is amazing piece of art
Other Joe definitely doesn't skip a leg day.
Yup. Everyone's raving about his shiny balls. Me, I couldn't help thinking "Man that boy has legs like a bull! Impressive!" :)
hes a certified beefcake
He’s looking like a double wide surprise.
Nothing special about those legs (other than they are shaved) in the eyes of one that always played many sports and spent a fair amount of time in the gym.
@@Dragon9Nexus no one cares way to try to make a post about you, joes legs are pretty jacked
Slightly less angry, more Depressed Joe.
He's not mad. He's just disappointed.
@@EchoSD The second generation of Angry Video Game Nerd
Punished Joe. It’s taking it’s toll.
How can you not be depressed as a gamer? Over half these games, I swear, skipped the WHOLE quality assurance process...
@@AnonYmous-hu7jo upset I paid $60 for a game that feels like it's in early access
It’s 2022 and almost the end of January. Don’t think we’re getting the game we were promised
there's still 55 years of time left to fix it
Damn I was thinking of getting it on PS4. Is it that bad?
@@rakaatjuhansharif9723 the performance and bugs are better but they have added hardly any content. City still feels dead and there is nothing to do besides quests. There is a 5 hour free trial on ps4, you can see for yourself
Would love him to replay the game now and re-review it
hes missing out, i think they would give it 9/`0 atleast
The game has indeed improved, but was fair to give a review just few days after its release
_"Did EA give this to you?"_
lol.
I love how oj is always potraying a villan or bad example
🤪🤣😂😅😆
@@qualitycontent9343 I find it funny how they use OJ for manservice jokes. I still die of laughter when he shows up as Mr. Libido in the Yakuza 0 review.
"Did EA give this to you?" I lost it 🤣🤣
🎀🎀
Try some loot boxes lol
I love how he talked about halo infinite being delayed at the time, as if that was a good thing. Sure, delaying it could only have been good but the game was still dogshit at launch and still is to this day that nobody is playing it.
That said, no amount of delays could have saved cyberpunk, 2 years after launch and the game still isn't even close to what we were promised, it's just a bog-standard action adventure game with light rpg elements sprinkled in, and now (thankfully) has way less bugs and glitches than it used to. But even 2 years on, it still has a lot of bugs compared to other games...
Lots of people are playing infinite, not what it could of been, but definitely forge and other game modes brought a lot of players
@@alexwalters35 you’re prob just bad
THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THE MAP PROBLEM! Seriously it's so zoomed in I had to make sure to drive SLOW so I didn't way overshoot my turn, that's so annoying! Watch Dogs did it right with the big blue line thing that showed you where to go so you always knew where to turn and you never had to take your eyes off the game to look at the map
Well, personally, I thought it was a really interesting direction to take the Goat Simulator franchise in
Underrated comment
I can't seem to find the other 2076 entries in the Cyberman franchise.
Facts.
This comment is based
@@narev6569 I remember 173 was pretty good, but it was released on the tail end of dalek 84 so I could be nostalgia blind.
Lol CDPR being the good kid turned trouble maker is the greatest thing ever lol. "Did EA give this to you?" Lolololol
Good developers m.a.a.d. industry
@I want to suplex Joe Cecot Maybe we'll get a redemption arc at some point, Capcom managed to pull it off
Lmao
@@hunterhorsehelmsley7315 I feel like that's going to happen to Bethesda.
The game will be finally polished at the year 2077, just be patient bro.
No fucking patches can fix this game
It needs a complete remake from scratch
Lol! That intro skit with the bad "kids" EA, Activision and Bethesda was tragically hilarious 😂
“Ooo here’s this one! This one is called a live-service drug! You don’t have to finish it, you could just do it later!” Lol.
Seriously! I was laughing my ass off the whole way 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, but Ubisoft are missing
And to think Bethesda was once in CD Projekt Red's position in that skit.
@@MHDsniper Ubisoft got expelled from the school.
13:22 “You tried to put a Band-Aid on a 50 caliber bullet wound”
I like this analogy
50 calibers don’t make wounds, they make cavities.
@@TheAlienGangster 20mm leaves human hamburger
Some wounds will not heal.
@@TheAlienGangster I like that u commented on your own comment 😸
Lmao yeah this is a great analogy.
18:06 the robo cop shouting COMMENCING gets me every time
Anyone back after 2.0? It’s finally mostly what was promised!
No it isn't not even close 🤡
@@CrowofYharnami agree. This game at least has another 8.0 updates to be finished and promised
@@marcusstonito2833what is u delivered? I didn’t ask for much in the first place and I’m now satisfied
It’s a lot better
"You wanna try some DLC?" needs to be a meme.
"Zombie game" drug when?
"It's ok, everyone's doing it"
How much for a Panem DLC ?
The biggest sin was the cut content on the life paths.
And the blatantly cut dialogues. It honestly feels like none of your choices matter except in 2 missions in the whole game.
you know cdpr actually cut out romancing judy with male V? one guy unlocked it with one line of code. Check it out.
they will add back
@@death_denial they did that for all the romance options tho. Bioware did the same for their rom choices in their own games too.
They'll have voice lines for both male & female main character covering all bases, then decide later if said rom choice is said sexuality later on.
@@HyouVizer But its weird why they would cut it out...It would just give the player more options anyway and thats a good thing
"End of March" xD Game still not finished and has bugs/issues.
Like any gane
@@kineticbongos stop defending mediocre games with cope
@@mertcan6015 games not mediocre. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it bad.
@@kineticbongos They lied and cheated, stole peoples money, they said 1000 things will be in it, 10 actually are, with actual spent money to cover the initial state so they dont lose $ on the initial hype train. Its still buggy and modders are still trying to fix it to this day, but your right, games are and can be buggy, but it isnt fucking finished, we still need those 990 things we were promised.
Game is in solid state today, pretty cool to play, if you download cracked version and mod it, obv you wouldn`t want to support blatant stealing, cuz that would make you stupid.
Right now its 2 June 2022. 1 year and 6 months passed by. Current Patch is 1.52. And still this game has bugs, though not the completely game breaking bugs, they do exits. So far in my 12 hours gameplay, bugs I came across are walking animation bugs, sometimes in cutscenes, person is moving while in animation he is sitting on chair. And other bug is when I open map, after closing, it, whole screen is white glowing for few secs, slowly fading to normal. Right now these are the only ones I came across.
Game running on PC, Ryzen 3800X, RTX 3060, 32GB ram.
The whole Cyberpunk 2077 situation can basically summed up with "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed."
At least there’s still the Cyberpunk 2024 board game to play. There’s also many other sci-fi, cyberpunk games that are much better in my opinion. I recommend Ruiner and Ghostrunner. The Ascent looks pretty cool too. It least those games work and are much cheaper.
No, I would be pretty mad now that CDPR not only made a mediocre product but an unplayable product too
why? the Witcher 3 was garbage, i just am in utter disbelieve after i tried it, its so shit and yet people keep saying stupid shit like "game of the decade" ya sure game of my ass, its so archaic and old, full with bugs and unpolished, JUST. LIKE. CYBERPUNK.
@@mr.mysteriousyt6118 Troll.
@mr.MYSTERIOUS,YT,
Though you may be trollin', I agree, I never cared for any cdpr product after giving them a try, I called this cyberpunk upset yrs ago, sadly those who enjoy their products felt the brunt of it.
"fuck man this one hurt"
that alone is the review and final score imo.
100% accurate!
its funny how cdpr is acting like the launch wasn't a disaster
CDPR loves to gaslight
Man this still makes me hysterically laugh dude. You guys seriously make some of the best content out there lol
You can see it’s literally causing joe physical pain to review this game
Mental* Lol he looks so tired of this bullshit!
@KlazeGamez what do you mean? The game is released?
His "F*ck, man, this one hurt" at the end got to me man.
@@22buehrle that's the joke.
That was TLOU2 hahaha
When they were talking about replayability of Cyberpunk, they meant how many times you have to restart a checkpoint after you get stuck on a bug.
The next generation of video games
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I gave up on the boxing matches on the second guy. I'm just dog-tired of having to rewind all the introductory bullshit (not helping that the way this game handles dialogue skipping makes it three times longer than necessary). If I save just before we start hitting each other, I can't raise my fists. Christ...
Dont play it on last gen consoles then console peasants lol
@@yarpen26 If you wanna cheat it just throw a melee weapon on the ground before the fight, you can then equip it during the fight and do actual damage.
August 2021 still not done.. 4 at best
Loving this review. Loving the parodies. Loving the deserved criticism.
Highlight for me though, the opening parody. So well likened to what it felt like.
That intro... I can’t stop laughing... Principal Joe: “what the fuck is this?” 😂
Viewers : ah shit here go again
AngryJoe is the best principal! :)
love how it's in Malory Archer's office lol
I laugh a lot when other joe has disco balls lol
Nobody:
Alex: "How about some live service then? You don't even have to finish the game, you can release it in any stage you want. It'll make you feel real good."
what makes it 10x funnier is that in the apology the co-founder said they never encountered any of the bugs everyone has experienced
I mean I haven't so its possible
@@deezboyeed6764 PC?
Wooow what a liar 🤦♂️🙏
That's exactly what the People say, who refuse to believe that Corona exists.
@@MozrowDrops yea i7, 16gb ram 1070. Idk maybe I got lucky but I've barely had any glitches besides what you get with every open world game like ocassional texture pop in
The worst part is that this game had so much potential that is just broken by the games unplayable nature.
"When will th game be finished? Maybe the end of ... March?" Bro even in January 2022 the game is just a fraction of what they promised. Far less bugs, but it's still got plenty of them. And no real RPG elements at all, except for the very end of the game. Everything else is just your bog-standard action adventure story game with a tiny bit of rpg leveling and upgrading sprinkled on top.
Cyberpunk 77 is obviously a sequel to fallout 76.
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It all makes sense now any game that has the numbers 70 in it are doomed to fail
@@Uknown76 i don’t understand how his comment is so underrated
Facts! Lol
They went up one number 😂🤣
“Fuck man...this one hurt” you could feel the pain in his voice
We all did
If anyone is wondering
October 2023 was when the game was finally polished the way we expected
It's still more an fps than RPG though.
My first play was on the Corpo life path and man, I wasn't even AWARE Jenkins had been offed by Abernathy because (from what I remember), nothing was said. It wasn't until I went to cemetary for a side mission that I caught his name on one of the monuments. I get the purpose of open world RPG is to explore, but it would have been nice to have been informed of that through, say, Jackie for example. And yeah, I was ticked I never got a chance to pay Abernathy back either. The prologue basically was a shaggy-dog story.
Everyone: "Say the line Joe!"
Joe: 4:06
Everyone: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"
Simpsons=Funny
Exactly what I was waiting and hoping for 😂.
Idk what he’s gonna say yet but if it’s fffffffourrrrr hourrrrrrrsss?! Or you done FUCKED IT UP, I will have a great day today xD
@@ominousmist960 Have a great day! :D
"You done fucked it up" will NEVER be old.
he gave Cyberpunk 2077 PC version a 6/10, same rating as The last of us 2. The last of us 2 is one of the worst games of all time, while Cyberpunk is one of the best games of this year. He only did that because TLOS2 has SJW stuff in there that leftists like angry joe loves and he hates Cyberpunk because Cyberpunk is very anti-sjw. Why do you still support this youtuber ?
@@boi9842 this is the dumbest comment I've ever seen in my life. Last of us 2 wasnt a 10 but it was still a fairly good game. Gameplay was very fun, graphics were great. Only thing that sucked was some of the story.
@@noammo7455 do you think Cyberpunk is as bad as TLOS2 ? angry joe is a entitled leftist, just go to his twitter and you'll see all kinds of rants against Trump. And btw Cyberpunk is miles better than TLos2
@@boi9842 hey fishman
@@boi9842Well story of tlou2 sux balls and 2077 sux at every inch of technical issues. I dont want to play tlou2 bec story sux, I don't want to play 2077 bec I run into bugs and have to reload goddamned every 5 min. So the rating doesn't conflict from each other.
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Edge runners ptsd
Man the skits with the cool kids table and principle joe are an angry joe certified classic and legendary
When Joe said “fuck, this one hurt!” with that solemn look.....that was a gut punch in itself! We’ve seen him rage.....but to be saddened to this extent....that says volumes!
for real though...
Joe loves the Universe. Hes an Akira Ghost in the Shell Cyberpunk Matrix Neuromancer type dude. Im sure if there was any game he wanted to be the best game ever it was this one.
Felt the same way
Yeah
Its understandable, to its core its a great experience but absolutely awful decision to put it out in its states.
omg those shiny balls.... i can't ever remove that image out of my head....
Why would you want to, though?
@@vidmasterK1 OJ's smiles and shiny balls...... nightmare fuel lol.
dude, those thighs. OJ doesn't skip leg day.
Found ya lol
Let's all take a second to appreciate how much OJ can probably squat with dem quads
I feel lucky. I had an overall decent experience on PC as far as stability is concerned. Too bad the game itself isn't anything too special.
its august and the bugs and glitches still persist. last gen perf is a lil better but still. dont think it would make much difference from original release date. this game needs another 2 years lol
even if they fix most of the bugs, the core game is still trash
there is difference between game being still and developement and game that is getting patched after release
@@Gutek524 no but games that are constantly being patched (for shit like bugs & glitches) shows signs of a unfinished product. Thats y i said it needs more time in the oven.... It was a rushed release and u know that. It wasent ready
@@lordadz1615 going by that logic every game is unfinished because every game need patches these days lol yes it needs more time in oven but 6 months delay would make big difference to what we had at release
It’s ok now after 1.30 patch.
"Try some DLC" o_o
I'll be damned, that actually sounds like a hardcore drug... XD
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He doesn't look angry, just disappointed. I felt that
Welcome to the Sad Joe Show.....
Story of Cyberpunk's life... Though, it could still pull a No Man's Sky...
Got to say I don't get the hate. I haven't quite finished the game, but I'm loving it. It hasn't crashed or frozen on me once. There has been the occasional visual glitch, but nothing major. CD projekt red created another incredible immersive world to explore. Of course I have been playing on PC, and If your not, you have no one but yourself to blame.
@@ryanalexander8513 Ryan that last sentence is quite fucked up considering not everyone can spends thousands on a computer to play a $60 game nor does that put the consumer at blame. Also the bug WILL progressively get worse the longer you play the game.
@@ryanalexander8513 joe addressed comments like yours on his last cyberpunk video.
He said:”good for you”.
Almost an entire year… game still isn’t fixed
Probably because CD Projekt Red is putting their focus on the current gen versions.
it works on series x and s so yea it probably just doesn’t work on last gen
@@supermariofan03 Woooooow! Did they NEED to give us YET ANOTHER REASON to hate them!?
It's been 10 months...love the game but many of the bugs are still here. The rendering delay, NPCs doing weird poses, had my car go through the map. I really hope it all gets patched and the cut content gets put in because this is such an awesome game in terms of the look, story and characters.
I doubt any of the bugs will ever get fixed as CDPR know full well that they have plenty of apologists and simps like Yongyea who will defend them at all times. It's been ages and they STILL haven't stopped the NPC's being ghosts that u can walk thru, the insanely bad levels of texture pop-in, ability to b able to buy a better apartment than the shitty place u get the whole game, oh but don't worry, CDPR were so very generous and gave us an alternative look for Johnny, two jackets and another car to buy. Cuz that is TOTALLY what ppl wanted isn't it? Not an RPG but free clothes and another car 2 buy
@@genericusername4579 well the next gen update certainly gave us all that
CDPR should have left the principal's office blury, T posing, glitching and backward to reflect the state of the game.
And flying out of the ceiling into space
They should have came in the office in a wheel chair and ran out and kneeled on the ground until they vanished.
"Welcome to Bug City! The City of Glitches!"
I swear to God, some of these bugs look like they were _deliberately_ programmed this way. What line of code has as its purpose making a car go round in circles I ask?!
@@yarpen26 poor AI programming... I suspect the car has a "waypoint" set in the center of the circle, but it can't turn sharp enough so it never reaches the waypoint.
I died in a cut scene.
I'm not kidding. I was I was. I literally got flatlined in a cut scene.
Wtf 😂😂😂😂
Wtf
Whisky Tango Foxtrot
No way 💀💀
This happened to me once in Mass Effect Andromeda lol
I still think this is the funniest video AJ has ever done, I can come back to it once a year and still laugh me arse off
The nfl ones are great
2 years after launch and it‘s still not worth a single penny
Yep i was pulled in with the Panam romanance but good thing i had angry joe woulda lost money
Nah it's fixes now with updates and it's actually good don't know about you and tons of people playing it now
@@thememeroo178 yeah for fanboys it‘s normal to still hype it altough it‘s still garbage 😂
“You wanna try some dlc?” 😂
Aka drugs which are true. DLC and Mtx are bad habit af.
My mom told me to not talk to people like you
@@zerozone3968 aye just say no 😂
no you want to go home and rethink your life
Is the meaning of the dlc is drugs ? Lol
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
CDPR: Write that down, write that down!!
What about this one “The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure when I should’ve gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.”
@@mikeehrmantraut1899 "No more half measures" XDDD breaking bad is awesome.
Well let's hope they go full measure next time.
OVERRATED DEVS!!!!! Stop placing them in the same caliber as Bethesda, Rocksteady and R*. Their triple A hits track record barely qualify as "long" more like short lived.. Stop kissing W3 ass..story is good but lets not pretend they came up with it.
@@brucelston 'Bethesda' LMAO!
@@brucelston don’t put rocksteady there after that Arkham Knight release 😂
thank you joe for this review, got this game a year later and I'm actually having fun and now I can see all the improvements compared to release however the release is still inexcusable and it shouldve been delayed
I remember watching this review when it first came out being so disappointed. Fast forward 3 years later and i got a PS5 and got this game and it was mind blowing how good it was.
"fuck man, this one hurt." You can feel it in his voice.
Well The Witcher one of his favorite franchises so it does kind of feel like a gut punch to a certain extent
Everyone hoped it wouldn't be this bad. Including Joe.
@@anater12 to an extent in the back of my mind I always knew the game was going to be bad I always knew that it was overhyped the main reason that I knew was going to be bad is you can't make 4 legendary games in a row
I was really looking forward to this game. The witcher 3 is a masterpiece so when joe said it hurts, damn sure it does
You know what's crazy? everyone saying they still like this game, after how bad it was. Imagine how good it could have been.
“Did EA give this to you?” Best fucking punchline. PERIOD
The hard stuff 🤣 "I don't have to finish the game?!!"
If it was EA, the sugar would cost extra.
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Made my fucking year XD
No, EA don’t give you nothing! You have to pay everything! PERIOD
Playing 2.0/Phantom Liberty you forget how broken the game was at launch. I'm glad they finally fixed it, even if it took a couple of years
So you know the glitch effect when they show the title? Yea that wasn't meant to be there