Fast & Furious Crossroads Angry Review

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2020
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  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    *The game has a short story because they want you to finish the game quickly so that you can spend time with your family.*

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      What about players who have no family. 😢

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Adnan Asif Then they have to spend time with your pets.

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Adnan Asif they need to make a family

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's because of the season pass.

    • @artificial_S
      @artificial_S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Adnan Asif they’re part of a family, no matter if they don’t have parents or related by blood

  • @ObiJakobe
    @ObiJakobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3573

    "we don't need physics, we got family"

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Rocky Montana "we dont need family, we got breadsticks"

    • @isacctavares1368
      @isacctavares1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well said sir. Im surprised that line hasn't been said in any of those movies.

    • @Leon-mv1bn
      @Leon-mv1bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      💀💀

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Physics at home:

    • @jalisabrown8486
      @jalisabrown8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

  • @leo1
    @leo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    Remember guys: It`s not about quality, it's about family.

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Aj and oj : Uncontrollable laughter
    Alex: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

    • @ElTequilla
      @ElTequilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      To be fair to Alex, the amount of experience in terrible games these two have is on another level

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Every night... I feel my wallet, when it was full, but now it's empty. You feel it too, don't you??

    • @dolabala1755
      @dolabala1755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Xander_P.G.K thats why im a pirate

  • @Kaunte
    @Kaunte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    "I don't even think this game bothered with physics."
    So it's a faithful adaptation of Fast & Furious then?

    • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
      @user-gn6jc2yn9c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ride to Hell, you mean?

    • @acreppinstp
      @acreppinstp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@user-gn6jc2yn9c no he means fast and furious cars falling out of airplanes and landing with no damage

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tableaux dont compare this trash to the holy grail of all games...

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      palanch89 Ride To Hell or Fast And Furious? Lmao cuz I think we found a new Holy Grail here

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bobby Shewan all praise to the tru lord n savior ride to hell with cutting edge technology and graphics mechanics and gameplay ❤️😻😩

  • @noice7381
    @noice7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8229

    Some gold old-school Angry Review ingredients here: Movie license game, 4 hours long, and corporate commander. New studio looks great, Joe!

    • @OutwardLyric
      @OutwardLyric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He didn't do the deep voice edit though lol

    • @Spengey
      @Spengey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      FOOUUURRR HOOOUUURS
      Fly off to the right and EXPLODE
      Ah, brings me back

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      We haven’t seen Demon Joe in a while

    • @johncam8420
      @johncam8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Kinda sad tho an era of the old home is over :(

    • @criznittle968
      @criznittle968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      all it's missing is LJN

  • @RaiderReid
    @RaiderReid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    2/10....wow you are generous.

    • @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog
      @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      1/10 like it's cousin ride to hell

    • @someclevername8167
      @someclevername8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog I still go back and watch that review sometimes. It’s just a work of art, that one

    • @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog
      @ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@someclevername8167 this should have gotten a 1 out of 10 not a 2

    • @dorothymartinez2592
      @dorothymartinez2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this it's hilarious!!:-):-D^3^;^)

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He gave it a 2 out of 10 because of the music that made him dance.

  • @achaerna.6662
    @achaerna.6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "A couple months ago, he had a slip and fall in a Olive Garden...."
    Shit, this channel has better writers than most shows on TV. I certainly smile and laugh more often.

    • @jeffreygamer32
      @jeffreygamer32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah it really does! I wish I started watching Joe's videos a long time ago he is funny as hell especially reviewing bad games like this!

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i know right ?
      also i do miss the days when he was slim and he had a moustache than a beard
      but i still love his videos and content as always

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffreygamer32 i wish too
      only discovered him in 2016 or 2017
      but, hey, better late than never

    • @jeffreygamer32
      @jeffreygamer32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OperatorMax1993 yup definitely lol

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffreygamer32 lol

  • @AE-su4wq
    @AE-su4wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    “The game doesn’t even bother with physics”
    So it’s very faithful to the films.

    • @osman_0394
      @osman_0394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @laszlodajka9914
      @laszlodajka9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is stupid at that. So the same goes in that regard.

    • @sidtion
      @sidtion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂Lol

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Fast and Furious game with no explosions.....sounds logical🤔

    • @a.h4224
      @a.h4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CrazyCracka831 they need micheal bay for that🤣

  • @matthewcampos2208
    @matthewcampos2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    “Fly off to the left and explode”
    ...
    _Vietnam flashbacks to Ride To Hell:Retribution_

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      XD
      "He parked the wrong way, shoot him"

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My thoughts exactly. In the best and worst kind of way.

    • @BioTechEntertainment
      @BioTechEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      89 dollars what shit

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' FACES!

  • @jbark678
    @jbark678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    This review is the best possible outcome for this game.

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    vin diesel is so good at communication, that he's able to jump between two rockets without falling

    • @SuperMisteryMan01
      @SuperMisteryMan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vin diesel is stronger than the earth’s own gravitational pull

    • @alphatrion4365
      @alphatrion4365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vin Diesel can do anything, cause it's about family.

  • @edgekorn3398
    @edgekorn3398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “I don’t even think this game bothered with physics”
    They don’t have physics,they got family

  • @theinsurance2450
    @theinsurance2450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Joe: the game completely ignores physics.
    Me: well at least the game is accurate to the movies.

    • @internetcampbell2267
      @internetcampbell2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yup........

    • @Brandon2940
      @Brandon2940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Vin Diesel catching a car in mid-air

    • @SDMF04
      @SDMF04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...your not wrong!

    • @koralreef1198
      @koralreef1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the insurance it has to because family

    • @misterymisterio8778
      @misterymisterio8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Racing a rocket is definitely something the movies would do.

  • @Connor.trashy
    @Connor.trashy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Who would've guessed the ending was foreshadowing Fast and the Furious 9

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      spoiler alert: roman and tej launched into space in f9!

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do I wanna know where that profile picture's from?

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethanedwards3357 So you're in the rabbit hole as well? :3

    • @brysonkuervers2570
      @brysonkuervers2570 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you talking about. Man was just weary to ask the furry where that pfp was from

  • @varialles2164
    @varialles2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    22:25 "the visual diarrhea" Is that an "Angry Video Game Nerd" reference?

    • @alexeyeliseev6322
      @alexeyeliseev6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @BlackWatchAmbush actually, there was a Board James (another one of James Rolfe characters) episode called "Loopin' Louie" where they play that game at E3, and Angry Joe makes an appearance at one point.
      ...I know it's not much, but it's something.

  • @kozmnavt5158
    @kozmnavt5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    9:32 “Physics, I don’t even think this game bothered with physics”
    Well atleast they got that accurate to the movies

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha!!

    • @edgekorn3398
      @edgekorn3398 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F A X

    • @spadezap9728
      @spadezap9728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I thought

    • @goldjellyfish2452
      @goldjellyfish2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Physics:
      Dom: I don't need physics , I've got family!

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Apparently things like physics don't exist in the F&F universe.
      *But who the fuck needs that, we have FAMILY.*

  • @johnwick3715
    @johnwick3715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2754

    Vin Diesel: How much money can i expect at the end of this?
    The Company: 5% of the outcome...
    *Month after the release*
    The Company: Here you go, the 5% we promised...
    Vin Diesel: $100?

    • @matijabjelic4538
      @matijabjelic4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Thats generous

    • @danielsan9850
      @danielsan9850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Why did this comment make me laugh so hard lol

    • @Jay9966
      @Jay9966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Брандон Кeллeр ikr 5% at this point is probably -2000 or something

    • @megayikes9716
      @megayikes9716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      *Reality*
      *moth after the release*
      The Company: Here is the $20000 bill
      Vin Diesel: Oh I expected a little more than $20000...
      *looks that it is him having to pay them $20000*
      Vin Diesel: wtf?
      The Company: you getting 5% of our loses.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Be seeing you, John.

  • @grumpycat1178
    @grumpycat1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    0/10
    Not enough explosions.
    -*Michael Bay*

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and ironically, his trailer of NFS The Run looks more grounded in comparison to this game, in fact that trailer was played against everything that made him being infamous of

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That cat picture is more dead than my dog

    • @grumpycat1178
      @grumpycat1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Local_commentor How dare you

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grumpycat1178 my dog died tho

    • @gabbytimpug8399
      @gabbytimpug8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Local_commentor rip :(

  • @SirBumRush
    @SirBumRush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I look forward to shitty games like this. Not to play them of course but to watch a absolute gold mine review from Joe lmao.

  • @SemblanceandIntelligence
    @SemblanceandIntelligence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Can’t believe this game and Ghost of Tsushima are the same price

    • @adrianjuarez1162
      @adrianjuarez1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Explicit Sage would rather get ghost of Tsushima than this garbage.

    • @jackmehoff5541
      @jackmehoff5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Adrian juarez no shit

    • @lukecasey2830
      @lukecasey2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@adrianjuarez1162 Really? I don't know. Havent made my mind up yet

    • @sammckinney7053
      @sammckinney7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@adrianjuarez1162 omg no way i think anybody with commob sense wound do the same

    • @YaBoiMegatron
      @YaBoiMegatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Adrian juarez That’s like saying you would rather get ice cream than day old flavorless oatmeal
      Of course you would rather get Ghost of Tsushima
      It’s a no brainer at this point

  • @Judokast36
    @Judokast36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Poor Alex, He so often looks like they are holding him hostage and forcing him to play these games, lol.

    • @RazielTheUnborn
      @RazielTheUnborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm positive that is the case. If it wasn't for the fact he gets paid it is kidnapping.

    • @Frank7G
      @Frank7G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL 😆 🤣 Facts

    • @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy
      @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty sure he has depression he

    • @phillyotaku2583
      @phillyotaku2583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MrOrigamitsunami takes one to know one I noticed but I love how he still tries I hope they notice and help him

    • @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy
      @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phillyotaku2583 ur rihht I have it aswell its kind of torture when ur the odd one out, another clue is that he has a lot of philosophys that don't tie in with Joe and Joe its weird but I can tell that way too

  • @adventurerretro3766
    @adventurerretro3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    It's been nearly 10 years and AngryJoe is stil talking about how awful Sonic free riders is. lol

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “Is That a foukin’ Dinosaur?! AOH SHEEUT, HIT THE NOS”
    ~Other Joe, 2020

    • @shpongle7322
      @shpongle7322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that shit had me rollin when he starts spinning around lmfao

    • @drifterkidz1714
      @drifterkidz1714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess this review is why we would get a Jurassic Park crossover lol

  • @lewisjasonroxas632
    @lewisjasonroxas632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    "You parked in wrong direction!"
    "Shoot him!"
    LOL.

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabrieltorres7596
      @gabrieltorres7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That's a line that I can imagine hearing it from South Park 🤣

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@gabrieltorres7596 In todays madhouse world, I can imagine that even from the cops.

    • @adamsnell2088
      @adamsnell2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Angyali Yeah, maybe if you park in the wrong direction pointing a firearm at the cops they'll shoot you. Idiot.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the words of Daffy Duck shoot t h e m now shoot t h e m now but

  • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
    @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    This game looks pretty accurate to the movies, senseless monotony that's devoid of logic and physics while Vin Diesel growls at you about family

    • @molin1310
      @molin1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      yeah, but at least the movies aren't low budget

    • @THENINJAWARRIOR31
      @THENINJAWARRIOR31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      actually made me laugh lol

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@molin1310 And each film is cheaper to purchase than this game!

    • @adapalis
      @adapalis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@molin1310 no the movies are just low quality

    • @wenbjiang9534
      @wenbjiang9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "cars are faster than missiles"

  • @kylewhite9383
    @kylewhite9383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:24
    *Alex facepalms*
    "It ain't that funny guys..."

  • @tiffanypascual3952
    @tiffanypascual3952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I missed the Joe Raging 4 HOURSSSS!!!! so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @themagicman6078
    @themagicman6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "He hit his head in an olive garden and now all he remembers is "when you're here, you're family"" super underrated vin diesel dig 🤣

    • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
      @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Vin Diesel on twitter later: Why is everyone sending me Olive Garden memes? I don't even like bread sticks! :)

    • @_Guts_-ry3pd
      @_Guts_-ry3pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That clip had me rollllling

  • @jschools1392
    @jschools1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    “Physics? I don’t think this game bothered with physics”
    In the games defense, neither did the movies haha

    • @LeoHeist03
      @LeoHeist03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Soo true

    • @aliasno.4andover644
      @aliasno.4andover644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Movies were Better?

    • @Jargon.5
      @Jargon.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aliasno.4andover644 not really

    • @HeatherJWilburn
      @HeatherJWilburn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @WiiManElite I don’t know man that yacht from 2 was pretty sketchy it actually makes the new movies look normal

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @weebvoiceguy474
    @weebvoiceguy474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "It makes Lawbreakers seem like the most popular game of the year"
    I'm wheezing xD

  • @mike353
    @mike353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This game was actually fantastic, the best end credits I’ve ever seen.

  • @potawatadingdong
    @potawatadingdong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    This is the most 2002 game I've seen in 18 years.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I'm surprised it didn't come out in 2002... that's probably how long it's been in production. And how bad this franchise has been since then.

    • @bradyrhino8030
      @bradyrhino8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@shawnfields2369 And there is a 2003 Fast & Furious game developed by Genki for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but sadly it was cancelled.

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bradyrhino8030 I remember seeing that short trailer back when I had the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD.
      Shame that it was cancelled, because that would've been fun to play.

    • @xcelron1580
      @xcelron1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably is from 02 that was in a time capsule and just got minor quality updates.

    • @datcat3390
      @datcat3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like 2011 because it tried to be a NFS The Run Killer.

  • @TNovix
    @TNovix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "They won't see us coming because we aren't professionals"
    Who wrote that garbage logic?

    • @JoseRivera-be3bo
      @JoseRivera-be3bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      An SJW must've written that dumb line

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@JoseRivera-be3bo don't be rediculous.

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This game has the worst logic in its plot... and that's even for a fast and furious franchise, an ip not exactly known for cerebral storytelling.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us!

    • @Mikx100
      @Mikx100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JoseRivera-be3bo This games smells like diversity hire summer job all around

  • @nour2146
    @nour2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    23:48 well, they ended up going to space

    • @93MANIAC
      @93MANIAC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a Pontiac Fiero

  • @hackingmongoose
    @hackingmongoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “This car has four slap chops”
    Im dead 😂

    • @swagit4174
      @swagit4174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This car has FOUR!! SLAP CHOPS!!. *slow mo* FOOOOOOUR SLAAAP CHOOOPS!!

  • @beetee3278
    @beetee3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    It has been a while we've got a proper Angry "ANGRY" review

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      We did get Predator a few months ago

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I guess thats technically a good thing.

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Predator is actually fun. Just not worth the price tag.

    • @raidengoodman8754
      @raidengoodman8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bigzachful predator lost it’s steam after a few hours of playing

    • @ZanmeksArchives
      @ZanmeksArchives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      you forgot TLOU2

  • @regalxp8868
    @regalxp8868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    IGN: *“It Makes You Feel Like Family”*

    • @RGEGaming16
      @RGEGaming16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      IGN: "It has a little something for everyone."

    • @elidenzel7202
      @elidenzel7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      IGN: "Like Skyrim with cars"

    • @dheemanghoshal2330
      @dheemanghoshal2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RGEGaming16 Rofl the dunkey memes have reached this channel

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IGN: “the introduction of family in this franchise was amazing”

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IGN: too many families

  • @joshuasaunders7260
    @joshuasaunders7260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OJ parks wrong and dies "YOU PARKED WRONG" 🤣
    OJ flies past a checkpoint at high speed unknowingly "Oh"

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    9:08 The second he crashes into that mound the credits for people who made the environments shows up.
    That is the worst first impression I have ever seen in a game.

  • @Ivanus59
    @Ivanus59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "They are prepared to defend versus highly trained professionals, BUT they're NOT prepared against idiots!" LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAH

    • @shawneastridge8180
      @shawneastridge8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Area 51 raid logic.

    • @cylthean
      @cylthean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it may of had to do with how the antagonist weren't expecting such a small scale attempt. It sounds like the protagonist are unknown strangers. In regards to that, the protagonist may have a chance at engaging under the radar? Idk, this game is definitely not something I want to give a chance of reasoning to.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @absence9443
    @absence9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Why does Alex always look like the parent caring for their little Joes?

    • @nilugi2556
      @nilugi2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Do you think if he has a child he will name it Joe? so we have manys OJ

    • @maddragon3076
      @maddragon3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nilugi2556 little Joe.

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Because
      He big 😁

    • @TheNateaudio
      @TheNateaudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Someone has to be the straight man. I love Joe and OJs antics, but Alex brings a much needed "adult in the room" vibe when they are going off the rails.

    • @hamsters7760
      @hamsters7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ... man, personally I find Alex frequently the most insightful and reasonable of the three. I love his addition. It's more noticable when they're covering movies though.

  • @daveelsass3020
    @daveelsass3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Avengers: "I will go down as the worst game ever"
    F&FXR: "Hold my beer.."

    • @georgethemando378
      @georgethemando378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are so many worse games than Avengers lmao

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dom: "Hold my family"

    • @glenwarne6492
      @glenwarne6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Avengers is not a good game but it's not worst games of all time level bad

    • @itsnumber232
      @itsnumber232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my family

  • @date_vape
    @date_vape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    21:45 "see you guys are stupid, they're gonna be lookin for army guys!"

  • @therealMrA
    @therealMrA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    "Well, this game certainly lives up to its name. It was over fast and left me furious."
    - A legend during a Steam review

    • @waifutrap6236
      @waifutrap6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lmao 🤣 such a Underrated comment

    • @aszneehitme8691
      @aszneehitme8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I am i the only one who thinks this game looks like asphalt 8

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One of the best brief reviews of all time.

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@waifutrap6236 Hi Astolfo.....My mind could never make up it's mind about you. One of Japan's most successful creations.

    • @waifutrap6236
      @waifutrap6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soldatdaniels8738 😍❣️

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Ride to Hell Retribution: "Fly off to the right and explode!"
    Fast and Furious Crossroads: "Fly off to the LEFT and NOT explode!"
    Guys they're getting it! Game developers are finally learning to innovate!

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better companies did better racing games

    • @dr.arkhamplays7209
      @dr.arkhamplays7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Expectations subverted!

    • @maruanopl8756
      @maruanopl8756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sexplode

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      god, Ride to hell review was definately one of his best lol. It got me into AJS anyway.

    • @Lu-ql
      @Lu-ql 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Fly off to the right and explode!" is actually a quote from his Sonic Free Riders review.
      It's hilarious how many shitty games like that mechanic. XD

  • @ManOutofTime913
    @ManOutofTime913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I don't know, this game might be worth just for the image of Vin Diesel leaping off a car in midair onto a rocket without flying off.

    • @enigma727
      @enigma727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      vin Diesel sucks

  • @ygolight392
    @ygolight392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:45
    “WTF!! Ninety Dollars!? Are you- ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!??????”

  • @PatSr205
    @PatSr205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    I'm actually impressed Joe got Vin Diesel to come play himself in the skits. That was really cool to see👍

    • @Zay-wt6yk
      @Zay-wt6yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *B I G G E R*

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Zay-wt6yk His character model in The Wheelman was better.....ish.

    • @chadcooley7994
      @chadcooley7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jbiehlable I love Vin diesel wheelman. A lot more enjoyable than this game

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chadcooley7994 And man is that sad....not for you of course.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, Joe's budget is crazy!

  • @nplittle7827
    @nplittle7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Moral of the story: Never park in the wrong direction folks, offenders will be penalized! If you park in the correct direction? You're family.

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And DEFINITELY don't fly off to the right, as you will explode.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His laughter was cracking me up! 😂🤣

    • @neon_one_neo3317
      @neon_one_neo3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I like how everytime joe breaks out laughing, the 3rd guy takes a drink cus he feels awkward not laughing

  • @JOSHCHIMICH
    @JOSHCHIMICH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:48 the timing of that cutscene was fucking beautiful 😆

  • @Aixalld
    @Aixalld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    ""It's sad this game got delayed so much it was supposed to come out on the ps2 but was delayed until now"" lol

    • @762x69
      @762x69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some Duke Nukem forever development right there 😂😂

    • @vegasthunder4208
      @vegasthunder4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@762x69 Duke Nukem Forever is game of the year compared to this absolute dumpster fire 🔥 🔥

    • @Waarghh100
      @Waarghh100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      much or match?

    • @Aixalld
      @Aixalld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Waarghh100 lol its my dyslexia

    • @Waarghh100
      @Waarghh100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aixalld LMAO Ikr.🤣

  • @SemblanceandIntelligence
    @SemblanceandIntelligence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This game makes you want to stop playing it and spend time with your family

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heah spend time buy all the movies and watch with the family

    • @AlphaladZXA
      @AlphaladZXA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think people already have been for like 8 months

    • @sobari745
      @sobari745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The most evil sin a game can commit.

    • @alberik666
      @alberik666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg!!!

  • @nathanielhoban5235
    @nathanielhoban5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    26:30 AngryJoe got copyrighted thanks a lot TH-cam

  • @colemims6977
    @colemims6977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's 2021. A new year will make everything better right?
    2021: 19:06

  • @jacklarsen9168
    @jacklarsen9168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Corporate commander is back from hell just in time for the avengers game.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I bet that’s what they were alluding to in the video. Good catch.

    • @leeviheiskanen1271
      @leeviheiskanen1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gotta love Spider-Man coming to that game exclusively to PS consoles...
      6 months after game is released

    • @Uldihaa
      @Uldihaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I can just imagine the commander's gloating when that game is released. Being able to finally get his hands firmly on the biggest franchise in recent history must be a dream come true for him.

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uldihaa
      Fast & Furious has been up there as one of the biggest franchises too, yet there’s a tall difference between this quick cash-in and Avengers.

    • @Uldihaa
      @Uldihaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alex_Logan22 You mean the game that has already gotten a mixed response to its "beta" (really just paid-for early access)? The one that locked a major character to a specific console? You know, the character that won't even be in the game until six months after launch (and likely into the first month or so of the PS5's launch).
      Are you talking about the game that has already sold itself to Verizon and Virgin?

  • @ThePike220
    @ThePike220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    this review will generate more revenue than the PC sales of this game lmao.

    • @VaidasMaldzius
      @VaidasMaldzius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its true lmao :D

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There's far better stuff to spend money on, like hentai, or waiting for Re-Reckoning. Just a couple of weeks to go. Maybe Joe will cover it since he liked the original. In the new year it even gets new content.

    • @rhodes9169
      @rhodes9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dunno mate there's some pretty stupid people out there

    • @TheWolfDude91
      @TheWolfDude91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trust me, there are enough morons in this world on wich u can make money on... they will buy it

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Japaneseanimeguy Y-you pay for hentai? Oh, the games. Nevermind.

  • @MissNeonNyx
    @MissNeonNyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love Corporate Commander. That character makes me laugh every time.

    • @HBKshowstopper
      @HBKshowstopper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish Corporate Commander was my friend. What a swell guy he is!

  • @esukyd2328
    @esukyd2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "When you're here, you're family" lolololol

    • @762x69
      @762x69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Breadstick?

  • @DerAnanasKing
    @DerAnanasKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    with a price of 90$, they only need to sell one game to break even.

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think the hole budget is going to Vin diesel
      Sow there was nothing left for the game

  • @amirhaziq7247
    @amirhaziq7247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:13 OMG THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD
    " *Flyyy off to the right and EXPLODEE* "

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The guys that make Hitman or Rockstar should make a Fast & Furious game. Driving mechanics, open option heists that involve cars & a little shooting & fisticuffs. It could actually be fckn good.

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GTA Online is essentially Fast and Furious at this point.

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "When you hitch a rocket into space you don't need oxygen, we got family."

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You NEVER cross the streams!

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh, boy, this aged well now that F&F9 is out.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then question why is there so many Fast and Furious movies now

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaygooese4242 because family

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Friendly reminder: This was the game that capped off the VGAs last year. The last "Big reveal" of the night.

    • @kanon951
      @kanon951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They paid some good money for it.

    • @thatmotivatedchristianorop6749
      @thatmotivatedchristianorop6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What a total scam

    • @TheGloriousLeader
      @TheGloriousLeader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      mas8705
      Yea all I can think about is how poorly it reflects on Game Awards and Keighley’s disappointment/shame. He probably thought the game might shake out good since it’s from the devs of Project Cars, didn’t realize it was just a cash-in.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like nearly all award shows, they're total jokes.

  • @LeoHeist03
    @LeoHeist03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:48 OJ sounds so innocent there "what happened?!"

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:00 absolutely love this laughing fit

  • @RazielIgor
    @RazielIgor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "Too much family, 7.8/10" -IGN

    • @beavisbonce
      @beavisbonce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Raziel Igor that joke has been done to death

    • @OmarAlikaj
      @OmarAlikaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too little Minions.

    • @YakAlmighty
      @YakAlmighty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This game really makes you feel like you're in a family

    • @sho9585
      @sho9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's too low for IGN standard should be an 8.5/10 or 9/10 at least

    • @RazielIgor
      @RazielIgor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sho9585 /watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk

  • @kachowski7081
    @kachowski7081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    “I don’t think this game bothered with physics” ah yes just like the movies

    • @aleksandarsavevski377
      @aleksandarsavevski377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah cause "Family"

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the movies are great

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MegaBYSON They are, but he's right that they aren't exactly accurate to real life.

    • @Diablotiamo88
      @Diablotiamo88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pwnstar your joking about the movies being great right?

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Diablotiamo88 well, great for what they are: dumb action flicks

  • @theconsul9597
    @theconsul9597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'll give you something you really can't handle Joe!"
    *a year later: Battlefield 2042 comes out*
    We should have seen it coming.

  • @notkimpine
    @notkimpine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    12:11 my reaction to ellie and dina in the last of us...

  • @CRAZYMUGMAN
    @CRAZYMUGMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    the dev's for this game were like
    "i don't care about the quality of the game, i got family"

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian Bell, Andy Garton and the rest of Slightly Mad Studios. This was their swan song, the studio got acquired by rival studio CodeMasters not long ago.

    • @TheStargov
      @TheStargov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K4R3N Project Cars 3 is coming out this week. They may have been bought out by Codemasters but they're still under contract with Bandai for it.

    • @TooSoonGoon
      @TooSoonGoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think of what this game could have been if not for a freak olive garden accident!

    • @justinavila621
      @justinavila621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GTA is way older and has better driving controls day 1

    • @dannemannen18
      @dannemannen18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like the film producers

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Corporate Commander is just like my dad, he only comes into my life when he needs money,

  • @chrismccabe1795
    @chrismccabe1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i was crying when alex said " he had a slip at an olive garden a couple years back and all he remembers is when your here your family" lol old school angry joe, havent laughed at one of these in a while.

    • @JurgenErhard
      @JurgenErhard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *you're

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JurgenErhard ok teacher

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Based on what I saw here, I can conclude that the devs were:
    -Completely incompetent at everything ever.
    -Entirely indifferent to the final product.
    -Scamming the HELL out of their investors and doing an INSANELY good job at it.
    Or all three.

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll pick the 2nd one because believe me or not these we're the same guys behind Project Cars and NFS Shift series, and how tf this game being such a pile of garbage is still a mystery

    • @verifeli
      @verifeli ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adlibbed2138 Whaaaatt???

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@verifeli I wasn't even making this up when I'm saying this, and what's even more ironic the fact that the developers we're also made NFS Shift games, which ironically enough, they're saying that this game was gonna kill NFS
      which ended up so badly they eventually returned to the EA's slave pit they're belong during the Codemasters buyout, and the game gets delisted 2 years later lol

  • @JamesPrime1
    @JamesPrime1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    “Physics. I don’t even think this game bothered with physics.”
    Well, at least the game stuck to the source material.

    • @carolprice1389
      @carolprice1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know of a racing game with glitches even funnier than this one and that is wear you have fun the glitches.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carolprice1389 "Racing" is put loosely

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly those aren't glitches, they're on-brand, in-universe Stand Abilities

    • @vladthe3rd414
      @vladthe3rd414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Physics? Who needs physics when you have ... family!

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carolprice1389 Is it over the road by any chance?

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Sonic Fast & Furious Free Riders to Hell Part II: Mindjack Sample edition.

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      More like Sonic's Fast and Furious Free Riders to Hell: Crossroads Retribution.

    • @KawaiiKing64
      @KawaiiKing64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A racing-shooting game that mixes racing concepts from Sonic Free Riders, Fast & Furious Crossroads, and Ride To Hell, mixed with shooting concepts from Mindjack and the combat sections of Ride to Hell
      Holy mother of god

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Playing that would put Joe into a coma.

    • @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981
      @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gameplay like this can make Joe Crash and Burn Like Richard Petty at the Super Speedway.

    • @rpgamezzz270
      @rpgamezzz270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god please no! That would kill him immediately. And i love Angry Joe

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm happy that the developers behind Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing finally got together again to produce a legitimate sequel to their first gem.

  • @mravg79
    @mravg79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I watched number of reviews of this abomination.
    But this one convinced me - good laughter has multiple positive effects on your body.
    So I will definitely buy it..... when it is in bundle in a 1$ tier.
    :)
    have a nice time gaming!

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "A couple years ago, he had a slip and fall in Olive Garden and all he remembers is 'When you're here, you're family'." oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DarkkingForever
      @DarkkingForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that. Lmfaoo

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Looks like Ride To Hell: Retribution had a baby.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A hellspawn

    • @sanken21
      @sanken21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @GamerCalledBen MMPR MEGA BATTLE also

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theres gonna be so many sequels how much money can they get out of this series

    • @Thrakus
      @Thrakus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is the cancelled unreleased Ride To Hell 2 they just added the Fast & Furious name to it.

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thrakus it's the trailer to the new movie and just wait till they make a sequel to the game they really know how to milk a series

  • @jvme0057
    @jvme0057 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:58 has me ROLLING to this day lmao

  • @count_dcinamon
    @count_dcinamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Its kind of funny to think that Cyberpunk, a game that's not specifically a cars game, put WAY more effort and details on the vehicles than this supposedly car game. And for the same price too.

    • @theonetruefusky7681
      @theonetruefusky7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This aged like milk.

    • @deadmemories1476
      @deadmemories1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol no gta san andreas did better then both of these shitty games lol

    • @marbl3d45
      @marbl3d45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deadmemories1476 no gta 4 did all 3 better do your research next time

    • @deadmemories1476
      @deadmemories1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marbl3d45 well gta 4 is more modern then san andreas thats why i said san andreas yea i know 4 did good hell almost better then gta5

    • @guillermo7298
      @guillermo7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadmemories1476 Driver parallel lines did better back in 2006

  • @nomissiontodifficult3054
    @nomissiontodifficult3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Ride to hell retribution: Finally a worthy oppenent our battle will be legendary

    • @Sn0w_Official
      @Sn0w_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gold

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I expect to see a fight like endgame

    • @villager01x12
      @villager01x12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God. Angry Joe’s Ride To Hell review was funniest shit out there

    • @bludfire01
      @bludfire01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew i would find a comment about that game 😂

    • @wacky-physics7506
      @wacky-physics7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why always the driving games?

  • @sands201
    @sands201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    This is the best game since Ride to Hell: Retribution

    • @izzyaisa3179
      @izzyaisa3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Worst*

    • @Agentohyeah
      @Agentohyeah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No best

    • @theghostcritic6613
      @theghostcritic6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Troll!

    • @canofsteelcan6795
      @canofsteelcan6795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@izzyaisa3179 no its best because this game have family

    • @chewyuanqiang
      @chewyuanqiang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah it is the best game. The best game to roast, insult and use as target practice.

  • @BioTechEntertainment
    @BioTechEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:45 aww I was expecting the pitch down lol

  • @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
    @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't know anything about this game, but whoever thought that having a constant blinking red and blue light at the bottom of the screen should be fired.

  • @Thorin7
    @Thorin7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Remember folks: It's all about family.

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Angry Joe video has more production value than the actual game.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Let's make a driving game where it's nearly impossible to drive! Also, we're going to speedbump the players by making them watch cutscenes and drive at 2Mph. in a game called *FAST* & FURIOUS!!!

  • @SICKNASTYXP
    @SICKNASTYXP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    *Fast and Furious Crossroads comes out*
    EA: "Your Hired"

  • @TrekoMundo
    @TrekoMundo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    from the moment that he said "Oh hey mister diesel" i was cracking up.

  • @Darkgun231
    @Darkgun231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "The game ain't worth even $20."
    That's how I feel about most Triple A games these days.

    • @djcogdill9263
      @djcogdill9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's sad what the state of gaming has become.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @The Legend 27 Returns to TH-cam I've just been disappointed by the games being offered by Triple A these past could years.

    • @djcogdill9263
      @djcogdill9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @The Legend 27 Returns to TH-cam The amount of game content locked behind paid dlc, especially with companies like Capcom last gen with on disc dlc, and how broken games like Fallout 76 and Anthem are when they come out as well as the increased focus on microtransactions with most, if not all sports games, and Fortnite is inspiring more and more games to do battle passes and seasons with their online content which I personally hate. There's also companies like EA purchasing companies like Bioware and completely running them into the ground then closing them destroying any hope of a resurgence of those companies. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your not wrong.

    • @DeathCluntch
      @DeathCluntch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro NOT even for a dollar... it should be for free on the internet lol

  • @UnicornByDefault
    @UnicornByDefault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    This game did ONE thing right and that was letting us witness genuine laughter from the angry bois

  • @creationsmaxo
    @creationsmaxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Well, if I had to point out one positive thing about this game, it would be that it made AJS give me some flashback from my youth with those sequences from Power Rangers. ;)

  • @ZeroResonancy
    @ZeroResonancy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    33:35 OJ doesn't even bother checking to see if Joe is okay xD

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Vin Diesal's model character looks like a a cardboard cutout of Mr.Clean
    Also, Joe giving this a 2/10 is far too generous

    • @user-mn7dk2mt8j
      @user-mn7dk2mt8j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cuz it makes you laugh about how bad it is but if you are depressed it won't work

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is up with his head? He looks like a bobble head.

    • @johngeary6727
      @johngeary6727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My a -2 out 10

    • @Spiderrtank
      @Spiderrtank 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1/10 would be reserved for unplayable games or games that wreck your hardware

  • @gagecameron5672
    @gagecameron5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    My expectations for this game were low, but holy shit...

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's exactly what I was thinking

    • @onwonaameyaw9148
      @onwonaameyaw9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      shit was lower than my self esteem

    • @viimii2370
      @viimii2370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait a minute? I remember hearing people being EXCITED for this game. What happened?

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vii Mii WHO?! WHO WAS EXCITED?! 😂😂😂

    • @leoaltivez7161
      @leoaltivez7161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viimii2370 excited to thrash

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    22:55 - 22:58:
    Can't wait to see Taika Waititi's reaction when he sees this. 🤣

  • @matthewostry9339
    @matthewostry9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Seeing all these fast and furious “we got family” memes popping up makes me think Joe invented the meme.

  • @James-gj8rn
    @James-gj8rn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    That old school Angry Joe charm shines through, i miss when he got mad like this :)

    • @James-gj8rn
      @James-gj8rn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ascissordollynamedgwen9409 you gotta admit, you miss it too :)

    • @KlutzyBoss
      @KlutzyBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I only watch his reviews when it's a shit game and he's angry

    • @BionikleFG
      @BionikleFG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Games been getting better, shitty license games are getting rarer

    • @Below-Zero.
      @Below-Zero. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its was that bad.

    • @firmak2
      @firmak2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But its good, that means there arent many shitty games