Anthem Angry Review

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  • @kurseng
    @kurseng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12547

    My only complaint on Anthem is that the whole gameplay ruins my loading screen immersion.

    • @universemaster100
      @universemaster100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      I like that profile pic

    • @tambal40
      @tambal40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lol

    • @dnd6379
      @dnd6379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      .... damn... HAAH

    • @TheBenirons
      @TheBenirons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Made my day, thanks bruh.

    • @crypticscrutiny1153
      @crypticscrutiny1153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That's a damn funny comment you got there.

  • @cognitivescience9924
    @cognitivescience9924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Sorry, my face is loading.

  • @richardgdungleman
    @richardgdungleman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Other Joe's "npc dialogue" was probably more interesting than anything in the game

    • @fossy365
      @fossy365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well that's because the AJS values user experience.

    • @aries4378
      @aries4378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s funny because it’s true.

    • @098Xzibit
      @098Xzibit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean shit, joking aside, it ACTUALLY was!!

  • @ShadowNova300
    @ShadowNova300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    People defending Anthem: "Joe Anthem is a great game you're too hard on it."
    Those same people: Literally never touch Anthem anymore.

    • @Thephoenix777
      @Thephoenix777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This comment aged amazingly well. Ha!

    • @calebwright3329
      @calebwright3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I still play anthem

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@calebwright3329 i have this beautiful image of you sitting in front of a blank tv screen with your controller and a big grin shouting “I love anthem so much!!!”

    • @KujouSara
      @KujouSara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@calebwright3329 your name is caleb so that sounds about wright

    • @calebwright3329
      @calebwright3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KujouSara and you’ve got an anime pfp. We get it you’ve never felt the touch of a woman

  • @itscalledanimedad6908
    @itscalledanimedad6908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    5 Year development : God Of War *Full experience Single player game with no DLC*
    6 Year development : Anthem *Bare bone glitch fest standard $60 live service AAA gaming Experience*
    Folks i dont believe that anthem has been in development for 6 year theres no way.. how??

    • @krash2002
      @krash2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wrong! It's Loading Simulator 2019 that got renamed to Anthem. The gameplay is just the in between to get you back to the loading screen.

    • @krash2002
      @krash2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Also, it has sadly been in development for 6 years and bioware even took away a huge majority of the Andromeda team to work on anthem and yet it's still terrible.

    • @thomassouza8791
      @thomassouza8791 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well god of war is 20 hours so it's easy to make a 20 hour game and make it feel polished if anything they should be ashamed that it took that long to make

    • @exoehin7396
      @exoehin7396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thomassouza8791 not talking about the new gow completely changed and took 3 years to make it

    • @ankngmg
      @ankngmg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      5 years development of GTA V: seamless single player open world game with the most jam packed with details and living breathing environments for 2013 game since day one.
      6 years development of Anthem : multiplayer bugfest online only live service dead open world game jam packed with loading screens, even if you play solo. AAA game in that quality for 2019, let that sink in.
      BioWare isn't capable anymore

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3208

    Playing this game will increase your fun by 0% for 0 seconds. Stacks to 0

    • @vadallatskilled9445
      @vadallatskilled9445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      I think it actually decreases fun, but who knows, there is no stat screen.

    • @itscalledanimedad6908
      @itscalledanimedad6908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      LOL this fucking weapon bug XD

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@vadallatskilled9445 True dat. lol

    • @Bhutchin09
      @Bhutchin09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, it’s more fun with friends...

    • @BadRobo82
      @BadRobo82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      10:10 Two weeks.. twooo weeksss twoo weeeks...Get ready for suprise!

  • @ryansparks2131
    @ryansparks2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    Staying away from this game fills me with a sense of pride and accomplishment
    Edit: So I randomly decided to watch this video again and I find out that this is my most liked comment. Neat

    • @omaha3545
      @omaha3545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me too!

    • @systemofadown945
      @systemofadown945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I am on a fucking roll avoiding shit games, last one i got was cock of duty ww2

    • @aggohyf
      @aggohyf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      As someone who worked on this game I fully endorse what you are saying.

    • @pratiya2132
      @pratiya2132 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      john r fucking same 😂😂

    • @OMjosh123
      @OMjosh123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      john r Cock of Duty 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 XD

  • @FromSSB
    @FromSSB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    "You done fu-" *loading screen* kills me everytime lol

    • @jellyshonagon
      @jellyshonagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ngl, the loading screen is better than the gameplay

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      facts, that intro was amazing

    • @друг-з1ь
      @друг-з1ь 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And then intro plays!🤣

    • @supermariobro93
      @supermariobro93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      0:41
      “You done--“ 😠
      *(Angry Joe intro)*

  • @enigmaticvaran6597
    @enigmaticvaran6597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6172

    Never a good sign when corporate commander is on the thumbnail

    • @originalscreenname44
      @originalscreenname44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Never a good sign when Joe's review is 50+ minutes either. Okay, so you know you'll be entertained, but it's an immediate red flag that the game is bad.

    • @tobi-mr4zb
      @tobi-mr4zb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      it certainly is a good sign for an entertaining video.

    • @AtlasPrimeV
      @AtlasPrimeV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yus

    • @excelsiore457
      @excelsiore457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Early Gamer This is true I still remember the earlier days of 2013 when joe was younger and had more energy when doing his reviews DMC devil may cry’s review was so hilarious it still makes me laugh even today and it’s now 6 years later joe is waaayyy to serious nowadays.
      I honestly blame EA and it’s investors for games like these everything they touch is bad news we all know BioWare wants to give us fans a new Star Wars knights of the old republic but because EA wants to please its investors it’s unlikely we will ever see another game like that as they shut down any company that decides to go off and make a decent game with story sad times indeed for the gaming industry.

    • @francisjohnson2374
      @francisjohnson2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Except for ps4 Spiderman. Corporate commander got rekt.

  • @yellowfellow7246
    @yellowfellow7246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Buying EA games should be clasified as a form of masochism.

    • @whadafish9440
      @whadafish9440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Why are people so stupid and STILL buy these? Its like buying a car with no wheels xD

    • @ryanw459
      @ryanw459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta play Apex for free. That’s the closest I’ll get

    • @advancedassassination6943
      @advancedassassination6943 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EA is the best company in gaming industry and best example is mass effect and all FIFA games

    • @Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand
      @Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Advanced assassination they didn't develop mass effect, they just acquired Bioware and we can all see it went to shit with them. And FIFA? The reskin of a game with smallest incremental changes each year? Gambling over player packs? Sure. Sure.

    • @spartanrepr1050
      @spartanrepr1050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That or a form of gambling, where there are no winnings...

  • @SpecOpsDoctor
    @SpecOpsDoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3976

    I would just like to reassure everyone that this video is 100% up to date....even 5 months later.
    Edit: Going towards 7 months and the cataclysm is the exact same mission over and over again - same enemies, same place, same time. Core issues with the game are still not addressed.
    Edit 2: Going towards 8 months. Post cataclysm the game has been abandoned by the developers for the remainder of the year... more news in 2020
    Final edit: overhaul announced, eta unknown. Will the game be built upon or will it be scrapped, we do not know. In any case, pre order and first month buy is out of the question.
    Ultimate edit: Chris just left the anthem team and no one is taking his place. 99% sure the rework of anthem got canceled. There is no more hope, the anthem project is dead.
    Maximum Ultimate edit: Anthems future hangs in the balance as EA holds meetings to decide if the 2.0 will continue to be worked on or not. More news next week.
    Edit 9999999: There won’t be any further development efforts for anthem. F BioWare and F EA!

    • @XxlovelikebloodxX
      @XxlovelikebloodxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Damn it's on sale for 20 dollars and I sadly was hoping they fixed everything before buying it

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Sentinel*
      At the end, Joe said that they were gonna release a raid in a month or two. Have they?

    • @SpecOpsDoctor
      @SpecOpsDoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kyle Schaff They’re still going to...

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      *Sentinel*
      Big yikes. Sorry for the death of your $60, brother

    • @SpecOpsDoctor
      @SpecOpsDoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kyle Schaff cataclysm update dropped today, probably still not worth it but...

  • @Vinlie
    @Vinlie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    I hate how I was actually invested in Otherjoe’s story about his pet goldfish.

    • @nije1x
      @nije1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      OJ is a deceptively good actor.

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ¡NOOO JIMMY!

    • @darthcinema1415
      @darthcinema1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Still a better story than the one in Anthem.

    • @StrikegoldVI
      @StrikegoldVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Appeal for a full release of OJ's goldfish story? 😁

  • @WickedRibbon
    @WickedRibbon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    You know this is going to be a trainwreck when Corporate Commander is in the thumbnail.

  • @seanknapp1
    @seanknapp1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I feel like most games these days are summarized like, "they lied, everything in e3 trailer was a lie!:

    • @j0eyhz620
      @j0eyhz620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about last of us 2 and death stranding?

    • @HEYBUDDYMAN86
      @HEYBUDDYMAN86 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      J0EY Hz they aren’t out yet. You can’t call it yet.

    • @HEYBUDDYMAN86
      @HEYBUDDYMAN86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t think that’s entirely true. That Spider-Man game was 100% in the game unaltered

    • @yeastori
      @yeastori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe that’s why Sony is leaving E3 behind

    • @mylittlesony1499
      @mylittlesony1499 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not true at all there’s plenty of games that look the same it’s just some feel the need to lie when really in this day and age makes no sense cause graphics look good enough you don’t have to lie. Also that e3 footage was obviously fake like come on i knew that shit was fake when they decided to just show the same 4 clips over and over and concept art on stage

  • @JohnnyValmaggia
    @JohnnyValmaggia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I care more about Jimmy the Goldfish than I do about this game's story.

    • @lavalampcorpse
      @lavalampcorpse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @matthewedwards6454
      @matthewedwards6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What did Jimmy have? Why did he vibrate to oblivion? Was the trash taken out? Find out next time on Loading Screens!! *epic music plays*

    • @DSzaks
      @DSzaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But isn't putting Jimmy in the trash (aka the place for trash) just as bad as putting him in the toilet (aka the place for shit)? I mean is saying someone is shit that much worse than calling them trash?

    • @thatnewguy23
      @thatnewguy23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Szaks inside joke about how much logic is in campaign story?

    • @Leispada
      @Leispada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DSzaks youre asking the real questions

  • @misho-shi8932
    @misho-shi8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5481

    When you're rewatching his reviews during quarantine because Angry Joe is an entertaining guy

    • @thelovebat
      @thelovebat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      His review is just as relevant now as it was at the game's release.

    • @Kakarot803
      @Kakarot803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      you’re*

    • @DammnDeejay
      @DammnDeejay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ive watched this same video like...5 times already bc the beginning is just gold

    • @Wahid_on_youtobe
      @Wahid_on_youtobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hadir :v

    • @jacob_c_
      @jacob_c_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES

  • @eurosonly
    @eurosonly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    This is 50 minutes long? Most of it is just loading screens I'll bet.

    • @jimylalane1810
      @jimylalane1810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      eurosonly underrated comment 😂

    • @RodaMoonknight
      @RodaMoonknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Give this man an award

    • @justjuniorjaw
      @justjuniorjaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Other Joe story arc was great.

    • @joeyzapata6786
      @joeyzapata6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zing!

    • @botyorick
      @botyorick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would actually appreciate the Meme. If it was just 5 minutes of intro followed by a loading screen that gets stuck at 95%

  • @homiesoprano
    @homiesoprano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    The Witcher 3 only took three and a half years to make. It had more weapons, more armor, more story, more missions, more voice acting, and more enemies.
    Almost 4 years later I’m still playing it with 200+ hours clocked in. Sure it’s a single player RPG but you’re telling me this is all the “legendary” BioWare could finish in over 6 years of development? Pathetic.

    • @lewisconnor5053
      @lewisconnor5053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Not ATF This isn’t BioWare.
      The Original Developers all left a long time ago now it’s just filled with people who don’t know what they are doing.

    • @Keln02
      @Keln02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All of the weapons in TW3 are the same saddly.
      There are maybe... 3 different movesets?
      Although I still want to play it :)

    • @youraveragethanos7734
      @youraveragethanos7734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not ATF well 1. Witcher 3 is single player which doesn’t require the same type of development.
      2. It’s probably the frost bite engine. And for some reason all the 3rd person game’s for it are buggier than the first person games. Frostbite could be a pretty creation in regards to work with for all we know.

    • @ericoldgren2489
      @ericoldgren2489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All hail the great Geraldo! All hail cdpr! Curse you bioware! EA bad!

    • @valeriy1987
      @valeriy1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Back to waiting for Cyberpunk 2077

  • @starbenex1014
    @starbenex1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    EA is really lucky respawn made them apex legends

    • @marzialalfonzocanada888
      @marzialalfonzocanada888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      hope they don't fuck it up and shut it down like what EA did to battlefield heroes and battlefield play4free

    • @txdmsk
      @txdmsk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@marzialalfonzocanada888
      I miss BF Heroes and P4F

    • @Loponstorm
      @Loponstorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      EA would be running around on fire at the moment without it, and they had nothing to do with it.

    • @triggymctrigger2452
      @triggymctrigger2452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes keep ea alive

    • @MrPhatchins
      @MrPhatchins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Starbenex yea man EA better give everyone at Respawn a raise for saving their stocks but they probably won’t.

  • @uzidragon2093
    @uzidragon2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    To people who thought about buying it in 2021,
    Don’t.
    Still an awful, broken and boring game
    EDIT: February 24,2021. That's it, Anthem 2.0 aka Next is cancelled.

    • @mandoc3061
      @mandoc3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      UZI Dragon thanks

    • @uzidragon2093
      @uzidragon2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      mando c glad to help

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LOL I'm sorry for laughing, as I know that some people probably wasted their money on false hope. And that's never funny. But I have a serious question here. Do you think they'll EVER finish this game?

    • @uzidragon2093
      @uzidragon2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He Who Battles Im not sure but I hope that one day we will get a good anthem experience...

    • @shinski8114
      @shinski8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hewhobattles8869 no EA does not fix their scams it wastes money they made their money off Anthem + a profit. They only care about them stock graphs we are the video game to EA so no they will never finish people shouldnt of bought a game from EA in the first place knowing damn well what would happen.

  • @ChristianFerragut
    @ChristianFerragut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    13:50
    Joe: finishes saying good things about anthem
    Me: looks at remaining time in video, realizes there’s still about 40 minutes left.
    Oh boy

    • @Pvtvito
      @Pvtvito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Don't forget that first 13:50 isn't even all good stuff so the real amount of good talk is smaller than that.

    • @Street464
      @Street464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Pvtvito lol..the good started at 6 mins - 12 mins 😂

    • @cosmickeyboard9811
      @cosmickeyboard9811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @santo0561
      @santo0561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did the same and felt the same.

    • @redxsage
      @redxsage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Loading screens, especially when improperly managed, truly do suck. No matter how much fun the game itself may be.

  • @pancakefrenzy9285
    @pancakefrenzy9285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    The EA cycle:
    1. EA sees that a small developer made a good and popular game.
    2. EA than buys said developer for a lot of money.
    3. EA forces them to cram in terrible business practices into their games.
    4. The game rightfully gets panned and criticized for it's rush of development and bad business practices.
    5. The developer does this for the few next years.
    6. The developer fails because of what EA did, EA no longer sees them as useful and destroys them.
    Dice and Bioware are next on the chopping block. Both of the developers past two games have been very unsuccessful, and now EA will soon think they are no longer useful, and destroy them.

    • @steffanshurkin1123
      @steffanshurkin1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      EA: "I keep doing the same thing, expecting different results, over, and over. It must the fault of my underlings. They're the ones who did this."

    • @madisonbailey2564
      @madisonbailey2564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ea doesn't force them the developers want to make this crap cause it makes them money too

    • @noman1122
      @noman1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Anthem was Bioware's project and EA gave them seven fucking years. Yeah EA is greedy and all that shit but Bioware is incompetent af. They couldn't make a good game with 7 years on hand. Blame the actual devs.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pancake frenzy and then what? Those two are literally the only big developers that gave EA any kind of bank. They’d be a publishing company WITHOUT A GAME TO PUBLISH!
      And then...they will finally BURRRRRNN

    • @shangrammohammad8453
      @shangrammohammad8453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's next? Respawn entertainment... Shit!

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    You guys never learn. Next E3 EA will release another good looking demo and you guys will jump all over it and preorder and the same thing will happen. I've pretty much written EA off my gaming list. Did it all the way back in 2012

    • @ThePrimordialChronicles
      @ThePrimordialChronicles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah,I fucking hate how boring their games are now...where the fuck are the times of Dead Space,Mirror’s Edge,Mass Effect...oh wait,they killed those series

    • @TheTraveler980
      @TheTraveler980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm done with anything relating to EA myself. I figured Anthem would be their redemption, but it served as a true representation and detriment of EA, and to anyone under their banner.

    • @1sm0Laitela
      @1sm0Laitela 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let's just see how EA gets greedy with Apex because of its success and kills the game and/or Respawn too.

    • @DualPurpose
      @DualPurpose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been done too. Done with activision first and then ubisoft. These 3 were good during PS2 days....but they have grown too much and great gaming experiences aren't their motives anymore

    • @asifmetal666
      @asifmetal666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like to do that also. Then they release game like Apex LEGENDS. that shows EA Devs still got it. They can make incredible games. They give us a game that will definitely kill Fortnite. APEX is that damn good.

  • @yupyup3042
    @yupyup3042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    2 years later. They just canned the only hope for this game lol

    • @trevor3013
      @trevor3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Good lol

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      explain

    • @trevor3013
      @trevor3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@landlockedcroat1554 they cancelled anthem next

    • @keithpierce5686
      @keithpierce5686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Welp that's what happens when you try to do what Bungie did with destiny (2). Also this game never had any hope becouse of what I mentioned before. Had they just went with there own ideas for the game at the start it wouldn't have ended this way.

    • @doomguy.23frommars60
      @doomguy.23frommars60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@keithpierce5686 yep bungie has learned to do live service with trail and error but when bioware or 343 tried to do it they failed horribly because that's not the type of games they have been doing you can't have for example devs that are good in making single players games into live service always release more content devs

  • @nosoyporta
    @nosoyporta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Andromeda: My face is tired
    Anthem: *loading dialogue*

    • @davismberea
      @davismberea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know what's funny... yall bitch about loading screens (which are fast on the Xbox one X) but no one says anything about how it takes 6-9 minutes to get into anything on Destiny 2. Yea... the game loads, then you click A, then it loads, then you pick your character, then it loads you into space... then you have a moving loading screen to get to any playable area in Destiny. Just saying... LMAO, yall bitch about everything

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone who kept saying it past their young teenage years.

    • @kiwa8830
      @kiwa8830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@davismberea Yes, there are loading screens to get to a new destination, but every activity in the one you're currently at can be played without any loading. Also, you can still acess the F1 menu during loading screens, so you can craft, see triumphs, masterwork/infuse weapons, farm enhancement cores/Scrapper bounties (By crafting and dismanteling blues), change gear and customize it, tweak the perks of your weapons and armor, check the persuits and bounties you're holding, etc.

    • @AriaKyuKyu
      @AriaKyuKyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heck, Andromeda was a better game than this ... I like Andromeda =v=

    • @sunskyriver
      @sunskyriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davismberea that isn't a problem in destiny, BECAUSE YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR GEAR ON THE MOVE. In anthem you just have to sit there forever, and you can't change anything, in fact its a loading screen just to be able to change anything. It is a pain in the ass and you need to admit that so that they can work on fixing it.

  • @Cybrid-
    @Cybrid- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    In Memory of Jimmy the Goldfish. May he rest in peace.

    • @johnnyblast2311
      @johnnyblast2311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pieces* based on Other Joe's story :O

    • @gandalfthegay6104
      @gandalfthegay6104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Johnny Flannigan excuse me wtf

    • @heideknight9122
      @heideknight9122 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM JUST EXCITED TO SEE YOOOUUU

    • @ArckAngel75
      @ArckAngel75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A moment of silence

    • @MistahBroccoli
      @MistahBroccoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Press f to pay respects

  • @Supreme-Emperor-Mittens
    @Supreme-Emperor-Mittens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    *You done fu-*
    *LOADING SCREEN !!!*
    Instant Thumbs Up

    • @michaelscritchfield1
      @michaelscritchfield1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I know right lol I had to watch that beginning again because I was laughing so hard the first time it happened

    • @poposterous236
      @poposterous236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I laughed so hard I was choking on thin air.

  • @helplessblobfish3935
    @helplessblobfish3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Anthem makes me think about how amazing a single player, story driven, open world, RPG version of anthem would have been.

  • @beefchief2320
    @beefchief2320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    I liked other Joe's story about eating taco bell.

    • @jacobisaacs600
      @jacobisaacs600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alex Lunders here here

    • @blueeyeswhiteguy3399
      @blueeyeswhiteguy3399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      More effort was put into that story than Bioware put into their game.

    • @wisewolf7388
      @wisewolf7388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@blueeyeswhiteguy3399 True

    • @axllaw427
      @axllaw427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's basically a discounted MCU Luis

    • @benjaminloken1999
      @benjaminloken1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@axllaw427 YES 😂😂😂😂

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    I think something is wrong with my internet cause the review keeps having to load

    • @isaacfalcon6490
      @isaacfalcon6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      get an ssd

    • @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath
      @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'll just stick to Resident Evil 2, and I'm stoked for Devil May Cry 5 next month. Capcom ftw.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isaacfalcon6490 lol

    • @NawiTheCore
      @NawiTheCore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There's an EASY fix: buy an Intel Optane SSD for $1400 and forget about loading times. See? EASY.

    • @Alexandrious
      @Alexandrious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NawiTheCore People still use mechanical HDDs in gaming this day and age? Get with the times.....

  • @SapphicTamaki
    @SapphicTamaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Joe, we as a community don’t say this enough but thanks to you, all of us broke ass people like me can purchase games with confidence and get out moneys worth, thank you so so much

    • @moodswings8621
      @moodswings8621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rose Gaming : preach

    • @KingOskar4
      @KingOskar4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed. If Anthem gives you 60 hours of gameplay for 60$ then the conversion rate of $ to hours of fun is insufficient!

    • @darthnihilus1849
      @darthnihilus1849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you’re broke u should maybe buy something of more meaning than a video game lmao

    • @XhizorBE
      @XhizorBE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@darthnihilus1849 He might be a kid, we are all broke on age 12-14. NO need to be a ass about it

    • @Valector_
      @Valector_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't buy games until his reviews come out. I was pretty excited for this but after seeing thisvideo, ill save my $ for another game

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I loved the fact the two background characters hold an entire conversation then turn to look at you like "evaluation please"

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      right?im suprised joe didnt mention that how you could witness an entire conversation and they just look at you when there done creepily

  • @jarragorn725
    @jarragorn725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Other Joe's story was actually more interesting than most of the NPC stories in Anthem.

    • @tohafi
      @tohafi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, RIP OJs goldfish. Press F

    • @KityFalconPunch
      @KityFalconPunch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no joke if they were all like that id prolly buy it, cause then i'd at least laugh a lil bit.

    • @TheBioshocksnake
      @TheBioshocksnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually, if that cutscene was in the game, that probably would have been pretty funny. Like "eh well fuck you imma gonna tell you anyway".

    • @pinacoladatv808
      @pinacoladatv808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jarragorn ik right and it’s funny🤣

    • @tmerchead1
      @tmerchead1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tohafi RIP Ojs pants.

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    I had my finger hovering over the “confirm purchase” button and something in the back of my mind was like “stop it! Wait a couple months” and I’m glad i never bought the game.

    • @rsoul9158
      @rsoul9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Frogwell guardian angel 10/10

    • @DtheBEE
      @DtheBEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Frogwell The Force

    • @TheIceDragon225
      @TheIceDragon225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Va-11 Hall-A :D good game :D

    • @chauncyraymond555
      @chauncyraymond555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That was a better story than Anthem had.

    • @Bumbleorc
      @Bumbleorc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got the legion of dawn edition for 10.49 for xbox store

  • @jerry4012
    @jerry4012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Took 6 years....... Let that sink in.

    • @thecarsonigen
      @thecarsonigen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They worked from 9-10 then grabbed each others dick and played with that instead. Even if it were women with dicks 😂

    • @thecarsonigen
      @thecarsonigen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its Maam 😂

    • @directentertainmentaplacef8630
      @directentertainmentaplacef8630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thecarsonigen Thanks for that image. Sounds like deviant art or some shit.

    • @Always-Hustle
      @Always-Hustle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      God of war took 4 years, Horizon dawn and spiderman took 3... This shit cancer took 6 and CD3 took 8, let that sink in 😂😂😂

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      6 years to make a couple of loading screens

  • @LouisDesitter
    @LouisDesitter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I always go to this review as the best proof that Joe is fair with his reviews. He didn't hesitate to take a chunk of his review to discuss the good points of the game, and acknowledging they exist, rather than putting them on a footnote. Once he starts yelling, it feels justified. Great stuff. See Anthem ? THAT is good pacing.

    • @James_Randal
      @James_Randal ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3 years late but you know it's bad when a review of your game has better pacing than your game.

    • @champagneson9
      @champagneson9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@James_Randalmy name is James Randall and I’m 82 years old

  • @overwatch1774
    @overwatch1774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Games as a service" is probably one of the worst things that happened to the games industry.

    • @patstar3808
      @patstar3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just wait a couple years. It just gets worse.

    • @riddim
      @riddim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree hence why I won't buy any

    • @badluckprophet9103
      @badluckprophet9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's true. I think it's funny. Companies saw how much mmo's (the first gaas) were making so then EVERYONE tried to make an mmo. When that failed they just tried to mmo-ify every other game. I'm almost surprised Anthem isn't subscription based. Destiny practically is with its parade of dlcs. Even single player games have "daily" missions, pay to win microtransactions, and other mmo tropes these days.

    • @blank6184
      @blank6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not bad when the released product is actually playable and enjoyable.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blank6184 wich is fucking never.

  • @Thatguy-mz6uk
    @Thatguy-mz6uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    10% of your complains will be fixed in the upcoming DLCs, for $79.99.

    • @traveller7552
      @traveller7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Luka Star at first I thought you were exaggerating for comedic effect, then I remembered”Oh shit”

    • @LoboIsJesus
      @LoboIsJesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All dlc are free

    • @jdavis6053
      @jdavis6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was said to be free.

    • @fusion5853
      @fusion5853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      -,- yet another Lie told to the Masses by someone Who may or may not own the game.

    • @TheMikesShow1
      @TheMikesShow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EAAAAAAA!

  • @keoki101
    @keoki101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Other Joe's multiple choice story was more interesting than most of the other NPC's stories lol

  • @ulispatterson3256
    @ulispatterson3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    it's dead now

    • @shortsotera4933
      @shortsotera4933 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No suprise

    • @KBreezy_
      @KBreezy_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Good lmao game was ass

    • @zacheslava8459
      @zacheslava8459 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No really. I still play it 😅

    • @shortsotera4933
      @shortsotera4933 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zacheslava8459 is’t broken boring?

    • @zacheslava8459
      @zacheslava8459 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shortsotera4933 yeah it has its flawless but for me personally I just like the gameplay that it provides.

  • @Sypaka
    @Sypaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    How they made Anthem:
    Dev 1: "ohhh, Warframe, let's copy that"
    Dev 1: "ohhh, Destiny, let's copy that, too"
    Dev 2: "Warframe is free to play, no one likes this shit, let's delete everything again"
    Dev 3: "Is this Destiny?"
    Dev 1: "no"

    • @EnforcerX71
      @EnforcerX71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I was one of the ones who said when the first Anthem trailers was released that it looked like a blatant Destiny clone, I was wrong, it ended up being actually worse than Destiny.

    • @spencerryan4359
      @spencerryan4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kwest4204 I Know A Kody West.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Warframe is awesome

    • @knightmarespawn2690
      @knightmarespawn2690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kind Karma back then. It’s just “okay” now because of DE’s fuckups.

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@knightmarespawn2690 I know, some things at DE doesn't go well. I still play Warframe, it's a good game, but somewhere, something broke.

  • @leluminent
    @leluminent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Other's Joe story was better than the entire game plot

    • @koolkid2151
      @koolkid2151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I can honestly say I was more invested in it, then my entire play through of Anthem!

    • @wulalion7747
      @wulalion7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Other Joe's story was more interesting then the review of this game. That guy is an amazing storyteller. Had me hooked till that twist ending. Unlike the rest of this predictable review :'c

    • @presencestreetministries
      @presencestreetministries 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      leluminent bahahahaha 😂😂

    • @andialh5910
      @andialh5910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wula Lion well it’s a review, it’s supposed to be predictable if you know that it’s going to be a bad game review. What would you expect then, Joe kept talking about how bad the game is then gave it 10/10 out of nowhere?

    • @massaweed420
      @massaweed420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That story was *damn* good.

  • @OpinionatedHuman
    @OpinionatedHuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Pay more, Play less.
    It's in the game...

    • @recur9245
      @recur9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

    • @Devil-tm4nu
      @Devil-tm4nu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stephan Visser *It’s NOT in the game.*

    • @Josh-sf3zv
      @Josh-sf3zv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .... for an additional $4.99

    • @mlok4216
      @mlok4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EA Games, it's in a crate.

  • @ravipathak4614
    @ravipathak4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    It's 4th of June 2020 and the review is still 100% accurate

    • @MacchiDola
      @MacchiDola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Damn that's sad

    • @Ryder_OMEGA
      @Ryder_OMEGA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait until it comes on the PS5 Sony promise that loading screens do not exist.

    • @ravipathak4614
      @ravipathak4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Ryder_OMEGA Amen to that
      However given EA's track record, I have no faith in them. Even if the loading screens are gone, Anthem 2.0 will just another MINIMUM VIABLE PRODUCT, like EA's every other product.
      BioWare ran out of money long ago (Jason Scheier's article confirmed that) and EA didn't want to spend any further on it that's why it wasn't delayed any further and was released in such a state.
      I'm sure EA is spending as little as they can (if they are spending anything at all in the first place), it would be will fixed in a bare minimum amount.
      If anyone is thinking that Anthem is going to witness some Renaissance, with new story, new missions, new stronghold, new raid, meaningful progression and a worthy product, I'm sorry but that is not going to happen, ever, not at least Anthem sequel arrives.

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ryder_OMEGA the overhaul probably wont comeout till midway through next gen

    • @patrickoakley7890
      @patrickoakley7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ryder_OMEGA PS5 will have loading screens. It's an underpowered shitbox. Xbox Series X will not, though. 100% guaranteed.

  • @LivyAQ3D
    @LivyAQ3D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Joe wasn't angry, he was sad. This is tragic

    • @dayburks
      @dayburks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hes sick and tired of EA's BS but wait and see what hes got in stored for that new EA star wars game to come out this year. He gon rip that to shreds lol

    • @331coolguy
      @331coolguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dayburks another star wars game? Damn.

    • @fabiovarra3698
      @fabiovarra3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dayburks wanna bet it will be cancelled too?

    • @datboi8921
      @datboi8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disappointed*

    • @zebare726
      @zebare726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad Joe show

  • @caelenow2829
    @caelenow2829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    I’m shocked game publishers haven’t learned from borderlands about having a good loot system

    • @Zal0vid
      @Zal0vid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Borderlands 3 will show them how it's done!!!

    • @65firered
      @65firered 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I'm shocked the "Destiny Killer" didn't learn anything from Destiny.

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I liked The Division's loot drops when I returned to it in Q1 2018. Good loot should be healthy with God Rolls being rare, not good loot being rare and God Rolls being impossible.

    • @adn9527
      @adn9527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And Borderlands had it right all the way back in 2009!!

    • @IamIK3
      @IamIK3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Caelen Dunne I feel like a lot of game publishers live in their own reality where consumers want to buy disappointments every few months.

  • @lewismeza1989
    @lewismeza1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    I'm glad I dodged a bullet with fall out 76 and anthem.

    • @farawaytundra008
      @farawaytundra008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Bullet is an understatement you and I dodged two missiles from not buying those dumpster fires

    • @dylandolsky440
      @dylandolsky440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've played the closed alpha, and lemme tell you, it was *not* worth it. The amount of loading screens were horrendous.

    • @kamieaston3016
      @kamieaston3016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Two bullets technically

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He dodged two nukes, fat man and little boy.

    • @huytra8157
      @huytra8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      More like 2 Death Star lasers or planet busting asteroids.
      Thank god I spent 50$ on devil may cry 5 instead of fallout or ghost recon breakpoint or even this feast.

  • @kurtisdeakin
    @kurtisdeakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Always found it amazing how many "gamers" defended this game on social media. They mostly all quickly shut up and slunk away as the game devolved and got forgotten.

  • @Kanyethegoat365
    @Kanyethegoat365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    That Goldfish story from Other Joe was more engaging and interesting than nearly all of the NPC conversations you have in the game

    • @B33t_R007
      @B33t_R007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch it on 1.5 speed

    • @ejwind5143
      @ejwind5143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was lol..... I didnt even play the game

    • @leonservil2718
      @leonservil2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really people? Really?

    • @M0rshu64
      @M0rshu64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey atleast it had NPCs, unlike Fallout 76.

    • @gabeux
      @gabeux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I make a RPG game I want Other Joe doing all dialogues

  • @xXxMCrYxXx
    @xXxMCrYxXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    How can we make a 60+ hours game?
    BioWare: loading screens

  • @yusukeurameshi5546
    @yusukeurameshi5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Advantage: Defeating an enemy increases flamethrower damage by 0% for 0 seconds. Stacks to 0." Better equip that lmao

  • @CepheusTalks
    @CepheusTalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    the people who paid $60 and more for this game got bamboozled and the dev team got crunched into dust

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and ea made off with our money like crimnals robbing a bank

    • @damn6039
      @damn6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But it was dev teams fault in the first place, they couldn't figure what they had to make while they had all resources and 6 years of time
      They just wasted it in restarting the development 3 times

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@damn6039 It was initially EAs fault because they forced every company under them to use the frost engine, which was designed specifically for battlefield and then gave them little to no help. Biowar was a strong second on the list tho.

  • @lordchikage9015
    @lordchikage9015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it

    • @aazo5
      @aazo5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok wise sage

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ok let's pre-order EA next game.

    • @nartorez
      @nartorez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      my history teacher said "those who fail to learn history, are bound to repeat it, in the summer"

    • @sumfryrye8291
      @sumfryrye8291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think TH-cam is the place to spread your cringe worthy words of wisdom.

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sumfryrye8291 I don't think you have the power to tell him what he can and cannot post on TH-cam.

  • @xBelowZerox
    @xBelowZerox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Remember Borderlands 2? Cosmetics were free, RNG was great, weapons varied drastically, legendary loot looked amazing, skill treat was in depth with class mods, story was great and hilarious. Those were the good ol’ days... looter shooters before this fuckery!

    • @Dr.Akakia
      @Dr.Akakia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      AnberlinRoxxforeal i hope we see Borderlands 3 on E3 2019

    • @Skasdi
      @Skasdi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AnberlinRoxxforeal what is RNG?

    • @SpaceAbyzz
      @SpaceAbyzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Treyton Vu Morris random number generater

    • @Suzakuux
      @Suzakuux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Borderlands 2 was the only game that did the looter shooter right on day one. All the DLC they added were bonuses that added to the already complete experience, not added to *finish* the game.
      With the state of the genre, that particular part of the industry, and how Gearbox/2K have done things since Borderlands 2, I have a feeling Borderlands 3 will be filled with lootboxes and microtransactions, lacking content and be a massive disappointment.

    • @xBelowZerox
      @xBelowZerox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Treyton Vu Morris basically what generates loot when you open up a chest or box.

  • @customevolved5761
    @customevolved5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Other Joe’s dialogue had more and better story than the whole game

    • @kittencakes861
      @kittencakes861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It actually did have more entertainment vaule than the entire game.

    • @Wildboy789789
      @Wildboy789789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right, companies have this idea that tons of useless detail is good story... good story in a good game should unfold over time naturally with subtle hints... not "OH HI!! I DID THIS ONCE!!! LOOK AT ME!! HELP ME WITH THIS"

    • @Aggrofool
      @Aggrofool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who wants to know what happened to Jimmy's remains?

    • @devilgames2217
      @devilgames2217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually want more.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did Jimmy explode? Is it the deadbeat friend? Is that condition contagious? I need the lore!

  • @antonysizekh143
    @antonysizekh143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm still sad everytime I see Anthem in my feed for the sole reason that Bioware killed Mass Effect for this.

    • @davidroudebush6947
      @davidroudebush6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But now they have brought back mass effect

  • @datgumby
    @datgumby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I was genuinely intrigued by the gold fish story arc

    • @julianx2rl
      @julianx2rl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then play Splatoon, it has a Great Zapfish... its also in Smash tho.

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cant not read this in bobobos voice

    • @RecklessCosmonaut
      @RecklessCosmonaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean taco bell story.

  • @tiphon4225
    @tiphon4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Review is 20 minutes long, the rest of the video is a loading screen.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy fuck the video is 50 minutes 😂😂😂 dis gun b good

    • @DigiDoesGaming
      @DigiDoesGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It immediately felt somehow familiar to me

  • @Indianajoe24
    @Indianajoe24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Remember when everyone said ME: Andromeda was bad because BioWare’s A team was working on Anthem?

    • @M0b1us_118
      @M0b1us_118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joe Beckman It wasn’t that bad guys.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahahahahahahaha!

    • @quanganhdobui1432
      @quanganhdobui1432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its mediocre. Not bad.

    • @bigkris2753
      @bigkris2753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I also enjoyed Mass effect Andromeda it's a very small group

    • @RaphaelBelmont
      @RaphaelBelmont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@M0b1us_118 its not rly. Its well polished. Its just uncreative.

  • @somewhat_weird
    @somewhat_weird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Imagine a free to play game *cough cough* warframe did it better

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you spoke to Warframe vets ..... Well you would be speaking to then as they play FF14 and Geshin Impact....... Cause those games treat their time better than Warframe did

    • @damn6039
      @damn6039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Sonichero151 well the overpriced microtransactions in genshin impact puts it below warframe

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One is subscription based and the other is a mobile game that I ran out of things to do within less than 2 weeks. Would rather play eso than FF14, it just feels overwhelming at times

  • @Kiluei
    @Kiluei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    New mental illness test:
    If you keep buying EA games after EA has proven themselves to make bugged trash games with shady features in them. Just keep buying them and we'll know how troubled your mind is. Especially when you act surprised and angry after buying an expected trash game.
    This doesn't go for reviewers. They need to inform their audiences. Regular consumers have no excuse when they still buy EA games.

    • @spidaxtreme
      @spidaxtreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ron Swanson 2K isn't EA, their owned by Take-Two.

    • @JoeyJordison97
      @JoeyJordison97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ron Swanson Dumbass lol

    • @Jackyyeah_
      @Jackyyeah_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well imo Titanfall 2 was actually a really amazing game

    • @032_m.alfathcirrus5
      @032_m.alfathcirrus5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey old school BF games are still good :/

    • @julianmarquez4747
      @julianmarquez4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jackyyeah_ That was before ea bought respawn.

  • @ShujiAtatacha
    @ShujiAtatacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Being perfectly honest here, if it weren’t for you AngryJoe I wouldn’t be as careful spending money on games like Anthem. Really thank you.

    • @minisithunknown5568
      @minisithunknown5568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's sad. Are you a console player?

    • @ricksanchez6766
      @ricksanchez6766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jon Nath did you like your own comment? Lmao.

    • @JamilJslibi
      @JamilJslibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@minisithunknown5568 here comes the pc player trying to flex.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's easy, don't spend money on western games. And I know I sound like a weeb but seriously, the japanese have been putting out great games with little to no extra monetization, good gameplay and most importantly fun. Nioh, Dark Souls 3, Nier Automata and Monster Hunter World are games I've played way too much whereas Red Dead Redemption 2 is basically collecting dust in my shelf ._.

    • @kifahalsaleh8863
      @kifahalsaleh8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you actually willingly considered buying this horseshit even before Joe released his review, then you might go to a doctor to have your brain scanned.

  • @Meister_Wiku
    @Meister_Wiku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Speed Progression DLC
    9,99 Cut Loading Screens by 30%
    19,99 Cut Loading Screens by 55%
    49,99 Cut Loading Screens by 70%
    99,99 Cut Loading Screens by 85% + 5000 Coins ''BEST VALUE''

    • @thunderlord3183
      @thunderlord3183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They fixed the loading screen issues

    • @solidmeat7403
      @solidmeat7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thunderlord3183 They fixed it after he recorded, but before he posted. At least post the video during the build you're reviewing.

    • @arin2075
      @arin2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dark Thunderlord they ABSOLUTELY fucking did not

    • @volkerputtmann5443
      @volkerputtmann5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thunderlord3183
      UUUUUHH, nice. XD

    • @michaelklog
      @michaelklog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arin2075 dude the fix is getting a direct connection to the servers and have a SSD and like 20k computer XD

  • @aeoljen4934
    @aeoljen4934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    *The lightning-fast Interceptor is the most agile javelin.*

    • @dantethebloodedge2485
      @dantethebloodedge2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao

    • @RsKnDR0991
      @RsKnDR0991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *The lightning-fast Interceptor is approaching the Launch Bay! The lightning-fast Interceptor is approaching the Launch Bay!*

    • @verticaldorito
      @verticaldorito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Obi-Wan Shalomi Godzilla is approaching the generator, the generator is losing power!

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fastest thing is the sales dropping faster

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the lightning-fast Interceptor, it's really agile!

  • @oliverclark8460
    @oliverclark8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    EA is buying all these companies and ruining them so that one day the only game produced and played is FIFA

    • @andrewmartin3231
      @andrewmartin3231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean I'll pLay apex for awhile

    • @juanlash
      @juanlash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats a sad future :(

    • @dr_birb
      @dr_birb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      whitch one ?
      hope u understand how with this one sentence i showed how moneymaking shit fifa is.

    • @sausagesoda4090
      @sausagesoda4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oliver Clark the last good fifa game was rtwc 98!

    • @firstnamelastname5716
      @firstnamelastname5716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Dick Vitale’s Awesome Baby College Hoops?

  • @hesdatdog
    @hesdatdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    OJ's goldfish story was more interesting than Anthems story by far

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For real. Feels bad for Goldfish.

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Nooooo! Jimmyyyyyy!"

    • @forvandlingen8155
      @forvandlingen8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That bit was hilarious lol idk how he kept a straight face

    • @anggasatya69
      @anggasatya69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't eat leftovers taco bells. He warned you

    • @b1azenlattesgaming
      @b1azenlattesgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly lol

  • @locopow6690
    @locopow6690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I love how excited he is while reviewing the game and how bored he is playing the game

    • @steve87j
      @steve87j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stories are told of a great game that has zero marketing and hype. This game was deemed the fortnite destroyer. It was deemed impossible by the dark Lord's. However when it came it swooped in and blew away every bioware ea dark lord. They we're all destroyed by the legends. The Apex legends.

    • @skaterFORever11
      @skaterFORever11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@steve87j but isnt apex made by respawn lol

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was surprised how good Apex is.

    • @Imozart0341I
      @Imozart0341I 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even the NPCs face at 9:00 was like kill me.

    • @Albzsure
      @Albzsure 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Path Finder Really? I have bad issues with lag when I play it. Every couple minutes, my game freezes, and after ten seconds, I'll teleport somewhere.

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I FINALLY downloaded this and tried it (Game Pass of course). I finished 2 missions solo and uninstalled it immediately .
    Then I had to give my SSD a very thorough bath and send it to a few therapy sessions.

    • @caliginousmoira8565
      @caliginousmoira8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      like avengers... i really like the gameplay....everything else can get a visit from the doom slayer

  • @aaronschmeda1891
    @aaronschmeda1891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Let's stop calling BioWare by their name. BioWare is dead. It's all EA now.

    • @FoxyChariot
      @FoxyChariot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone that made the classic trilogy are gone or brainwashed by EA. Just play Origins or ME2 if you want that back.

    • @orangetrees2809
      @orangetrees2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Schmeda BioWare has been dead since swtor 7+ years ago smh get out of here you shmuck

    • @Ichsukatanuka
      @Ichsukatanuka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forget Bioware, kill it if you have to.

    • @TakiGamesOfficial
      @TakiGamesOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup Ubisoft is EA too now, they’re secretly infiltrating all the game companies

    • @shadowrunner
      @shadowrunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly! The Doctors that started Bioware are LONG GONE. david gaider, mike laidlaw and co. They just have the name.

  • @bhryaen3743
    @bhryaen3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "They actually try to put a story in here..." Is this what Bioware has come to? We're obligated somehow to grant them props for merely adding a story at all? RIP Bioware, the storytelling company.

    • @zeith969
      @zeith969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F

    • @zyke5196
      @zyke5196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Commander Shepard would be disappointed.

    • @HarrisonBowman
      @HarrisonBowman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zyke5196 As would Revan

    • @0Maloy1
      @0Maloy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They only started to add a basic story mid development after they got lambasted by fans for saying that this game wouldn’t be story driven

    • @KpK1Cioby
      @KpK1Cioby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're stupid if you think EAware still does good storytelling.

  • @brosephnoonan223
    @brosephnoonan223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I was expecting the joke to be a 50minute long loading screen

    • @theroyalarkusknight9972
      @theroyalarkusknight9972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Honestly, still better than the game

    • @TreyDobe
      @TreyDobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My brother bought Anthem so I tried to play it, kept falling asleep cause of the infinite load screen. I think that is the hardest boss in all gaming history.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theroyalarkusknight9972 Other Joe's made up story sounds more interesting than anthem's story...

    • @JoseRuiz-sb5dx
      @JoseRuiz-sb5dx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally just took the other guy's joke in the top comment and used it as yours

    • @BfDelano
      @BfDelano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The joke is the reviewer.

  • @brokedude9999
    @brokedude9999 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I came back to this review at the end of 2022.
    If only Joe had know just how bad these years would become

    • @brysonkuervers2570
      @brysonkuervers2570 ปีที่แล้ว

      Despite the very obvious flaws and issues and lack of future support. Am I the only one who enjoys this game somewhat it seems?

    • @brokedude9999
      @brokedude9999 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brysonkuervers2570
      I thought they were dropping server support like a year ago. It's still out there?
      Had I but known

    • @androgeniko
      @androgeniko ปีที่แล้ว

      I will mount my own private server with all the stuff that should have been on the game.

    • @jamsebarrow6167
      @jamsebarrow6167 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please do ill even help if your up for it​@androgeniko

  • @xxjg0dxx996
    @xxjg0dxx996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Other joes jimmy story had me more intrigued than any story in anthem

    • @gekos7155
      @gekos7155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I cared more for Jimmy the gold fish than anyone one in Anthem

    • @caloconnor21
      @caloconnor21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if they make it a side mission i'll buy the game.

    • @KTKenny
      @KTKenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At first I thought Anthem is a story base game which you can travel from city to city and meet new npcs and took on interesting quest.

    • @caloconnor21
      @caloconnor21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KTKenny thats a game i wanna play!

    • @KTKenny
      @KTKenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caloconnor21 Yup! I thought Anthem is finally going to beat witcher 3 as an open world game, but apparently this is just another horde fighting and grinding game...

  • @johnriccio6530
    @johnriccio6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    Can EA stop parading around Bioware's corpse? Please? It's starting to smell, and the worms falling out of it's decaying body is scaring the children.

    • @Stormreagge
      @Stormreagge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This is so true its not even funny

    • @saint1515
      @saint1515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Stormreagge yep

    • @bluemoon1716
      @bluemoon1716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mass effect was sacrificed for this? Arguably the best sci fi franchise was cannibalized for this

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      they aint dead, genius.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluemoon1716 its on hold, they never said there would b no more ME games.

  • @ludgerkresnik3972
    @ludgerkresnik3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    OJ's story about his goldfish is more interesting than the game's story.

    • @Ash-se6gh
      @Ash-se6gh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ludger Kresnik real and true LULW

    • @naalir6120
      @naalir6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu hate Train kiddo

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you want to see the end of the Saga of Jimmy the Exploding Goldfish, then be sure to buy the DLC expansion pack!
      Only $60!

    • @shuuhoward2996
      @shuuhoward2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@naalir6120 You are sad your favorite game got shit on?

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i tried to watch the story on YT..15 mins in i just dropped it...it has nice graphics, good voiceovers, and nothing else
      sad to see a giant corporation being bested by a simple goldfish

  • @theonewhositsabovethetable
    @theonewhositsabovethetable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Talking about Anthem is more fun than playing the damn game.

  • @raVenOV3000
    @raVenOV3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Other joe's story is more interesting than this game. That cracked me up. XD

    • @dl5394
      @dl5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts

    • @NA-vz9ko
      @NA-vz9ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's really one of the only things I need to get into a game. A good story.
      NOPE.

    • @lexc1560
      @lexc1560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d rather they have him make the npc chatter.

  • @SadalDay
    @SadalDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    The launch bay is where you go to show off your one skin to your friends
    and where they show off their same one skin to you

    • @ganny8149
      @ganny8149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      But to actually launch you have to go back into the tower(loading screen) into your suit(loading screen) into a mission or freeplay(loading screen)

    • @andyplau
      @andyplau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually you can start expeditions right from the launch bay without going back to Tarsis.

    • @voidspirit111
      @voidspirit111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ganny8149 No. you can start them from there . there is an exit door that starts missions and you can also access the Forge from within the start mission menu.. there are still loading screens though ...

    • @adhoc302
      @adhoc302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The worst bit is that the minute - the very second I got my N7 decal, I had no intention of changing it. Ever. So where's my incentive?

    • @shubhanshukumar9675
      @shubhanshukumar9675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine a looter shooter without cosmetic drops. This game is a disater.

  • @Coltsrule2111
    @Coltsrule2111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I came here for loading screens and I see some gameplay...wtf Joe?

  • @pree76
    @pree76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Anyone come back after avengers dropped? Honestly somehow this game was fun longer than playing as superheroes. Crystal dynamics dropped the ball hard, difference is they knew the game they were making.

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr?the game shouldve been made by a good company remember deus ex died for the avengers

    • @HulkVahkiin
      @HulkVahkiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthem is more fun? That says alot.

  • @Henri79
    @Henri79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    And the Oscar goes to... OTHER JOE! :)

    • @xhandleyvector
      @xhandleyvector 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Algernon79 was looking for this comment. I am disappointed it wasn’t higher up in the comments than it is. Other Joe for Ant Man 3???

    • @chukolance
      @chukolance 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... just watch that range of emotion... SO MUCH EMOTION!

  • @PatVX1
    @PatVX1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    That dialogue about the exploding goldfish was actually several times more interesting than the in-game dialogue.

    • @thealbinorhinodino
      @thealbinorhinodino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really

    • @bohdanmelnychuk6705
      @bohdanmelnychuk6705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For this part alone this vid earned a like.

    • @ZafrasF
      @ZafrasF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, a like just for that joke alone.

    • @kenjixanime6150
      @kenjixanime6150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah that part was funny as hell.

  • @artorias8125
    @artorias8125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    A good game studio: *exists*
    EA: Hippity Hoppity that's now my property

    • @Imperatia
      @Imperatia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      A good game studio: *stops existing*

    • @chemicznezabawki1728
      @chemicznezabawki1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is just too fucking depressing Geezus Krivst

    • @LilGuyG_
      @LilGuyG_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your profile picture makes this comment 10x better

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EA: Its in the ga...LOADING...

    • @Inconvenient_NPC
      @Inconvenient_NPC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EA are cunts

  • @ironcladnomad5639
    @ironcladnomad5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *"When a player picks up Anthem, I want them to feel... like they're a hero."*
    In addition to that being the most generic goal I've ever heard, it also rings too true in the sense it takes a tremendous amount of bravery and fortitude to even bother with the game.

  • @mjc0961
    @mjc0961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    50 minutes?! This review is almost as long as an Anthem loading screen.

    • @sathanaful
      @sathanaful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HILARIOUS

    • @rickyleung7614
      @rickyleung7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He probably record this video while waiting his game to be load :)

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      epic gamer humor

    • @SixthAllicard
      @SixthAllicard 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost.

  • @ALI-sr8kw
    @ALI-sr8kw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    23:05 "they did well for a time" "so did bioware before EA" 😂

  • @ThwipThwipBoom
    @ThwipThwipBoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    It's January 19, 2021 4:41 PM EST and this review is still 100% accurate
    Edit: It is now May 27, 2023 12:32 AM EST and this review is still 100% accurate

    • @jacianmcgurk7424
      @jacianmcgurk7424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's January 19, 2022 09:31AM BST and this review is still 100% accurate

    • @viracocha
      @viracocha ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good work

    • @rincon27weirdoG
      @rincon27weirdoG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good to know

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it still accurate? 🤭

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Let's just ignore the fact that forcing an open world, an yet implementing a linear mission structure, was just a bad idea in general. What is the point of an open world, if you're going to force players out of the map as soon as they end the mission? Or force them to stay within a certain area? You might as well had a mission system similar to Rogue Squadron 64 at that point!

    • @metalgenocide4310
      @metalgenocide4310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tarson Talon destiny day 1 problems

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fortnite: Save the World edition in a damn nutshell.
      Ugh. Maybe some of us *_W A N T_* to stay on the map and farm all of the shits??! Ya know? Maybe I WANT to punch all of the cars and harvest nuts and bolts? Maaaaaaaybe......I want to punch all of the buildings and make it a barren wasteland. Maybe I want to just sit on a map and body a bunch of husks?
      Still gonna play tho.
      I apparently like pain.

    • @DeltaSpark8
      @DeltaSpark8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Rogue Squadron, where's our cover?!"

    • @zack10291029
      @zack10291029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You realize that there's a free roam mode that allows you to explore the whole map with open world events

    • @sebastianpizxa1553
      @sebastianpizxa1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Metro exodus did It Right

  • @AdventsRising
    @AdventsRising 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    somehow other joes story got me more immersed than this game.

    • @TheTraveler980
      @TheTraveler980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually... agree with that.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was actually impressed with his story telling.

  • @666grimface
    @666grimface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Joe I've been following you now for years and have never wrote a comment until now. I just want to say you are 100% the best reviewer I know and I always look forward to your videos. Joe, Other Joe and Delerith thank you all for your hard work. Legends.

    • @d-rabbitfor5398
      @d-rabbitfor5398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amen.

    • @MarionEilish
      @MarionEilish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The most reliable reviewer

    • @theholytoilet6668
      @theholytoilet6668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meike Nazeki The only one I really listen to.

    • @arnoldc3406
      @arnoldc3406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ACG does a very well good job too I like Joe as well but he dosent review many games

    • @Icematt12
      @Icematt12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have added TB and Jim Sterling. In modern times, you can't truly tell who is unbiased.

  • @Luxius1509
    @Luxius1509 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    when OJ's story is better than the whole game's story

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    Anthem is the first Looter Loader. A true gem. Very unique.

    • @UItro
      @UItro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      underrated comment 👌

    • @jaggy-snake
      @jaggy-snake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Destiny has just as long load times they just hide it behind a flying ship.

    • @HelloImCrimson
      @HelloImCrimson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

    • @HULK-HOGAN1
      @HULK-HOGAN1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a borderline obscure comment which will be misread by casual onlookers. F U C K E A

    • @lsfaraone
      @lsfaraone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "The Bob Dylan of videogames", they said. Brilliant.

  • @egoborder3203
    @egoborder3203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    I lost it at "Last shot reduces recoil -50%"
    lol WHY?????

    • @TakarieZan
      @TakarieZan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      If it carries to the next magazine it might... might not be that bad, but it is still dumb as hell.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      It sounds like people who know nothing about gameplay did this.
      I mean really? On the LAST shot?
      Sure it lasts 20 seconds but you have to literally empty your magazine before getting any use out of that and that's on a legendary. Recoil also barely matters.

    • @Ninjamaster227-
      @Ninjamaster227- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      The 0% flamethrower for 0 seconds is what lost me

    • @Neox999
      @Neox999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For twenty seconds. And stacks 2 times. It's a buff you get.
      I guess it would be great on weapons with awful recoil and small magazine sizes. If it takes less than 10 seconds to empty a whole magazine and to reload the weapon you would have zero recoil for all magazines after the first 2 (in case you never stop firing).
      It does make sense and could be useful. But if it's actually useful in that case I can't say (no idea how any of the weapons work in the game).

    • @WikiTora
      @WikiTora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If that stacks times two, you can have zero recoil by your third magazine. If there's another passive that can reduce reload speed, maybe for each crit and stack tenfold, it could be interesting during long fights.

  • @ManongBanTube
    @ManongBanTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Hey Joe, wanna play another loading game?

    • @be4ut1ful.st4rl1ght
      @be4ut1ful.st4rl1ght 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and I thought fo4 with an HDD was bad

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sonic 06

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      godzilla is aproaching the loading screen, godzilla is aproaching the loading screen

    • @staticshock4239
      @staticshock4239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mcbadrobotvoice8155 Sonic 06 is at least hilarious with how much you can break the game.

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      StaticShock42 that’s fair

  • @playmaker451
    @playmaker451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Annnnnd Anthem is now officially dead! What a shame and I enjoy the gameplay flying around the map but that's about it. Bye bye Anthem

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good riddance.

    • @newyork9923
      @newyork9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      running with the colossus was oddly satisfying; I felt like a huge tank and the flying was fun like you said but the missions were so repetitive and guns felt reskinned for the most part. What a shame indeed the game had so much potential.

    • @chickenchowman2692
      @chickenchowman2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EA: thanks for your money, bye bye!

  • @Faint366
    @Faint366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    This isn’t an angry review. This is a defeated review

    • @garrytalaroc
      @garrytalaroc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think this is just a usual angry review.

    • @holythirteenx1
      @holythirteenx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He ain't no spring chicken no more.

    • @avatareternal3204
      @avatareternal3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think Joe is coming to terms that the Bioware he loved is now dead and buried.

    • @soopasoljah
      @soopasoljah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anthem wasn't just killed... It was murdered.

    • @cherhascpoejwn9863
      @cherhascpoejwn9863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      soopasoljah that fucking TH-cam should quit

  • @BrennanCh06
    @BrennanCh06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Otherjoe is the real MVP with those performances, for real

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    So, basically: Never. Preorder. Games.

    • @teddyfurstman1997
      @teddyfurstman1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed

    • @WarningBFG-isHiring
      @WarningBFG-isHiring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Unless it's Cyberpunk 2077 or DMCV.

    • @reed1645
      @reed1645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      but what about the free skin and the shitty gun that becomes obsolete almost instantly?

    • @reptile97
      @reptile97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lesson learned...

    • @HadzabadZa
      @HadzabadZa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How long did it take you to get to that decision?

  • @edeyboy2931
    @edeyboy2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I've said it before, I'll say it again: AJ's show has more time, effort and love put into it than most of the "AAA" games that he reviews.

  • @lamaze2295
    @lamaze2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Let EA fail, quit buying their games

    • @Legoman775
      @Legoman775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      the game people need to stop buying is the dam sports games, thats where all their money comes from!

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legoman775 not all the sports games are bad tbh, NHL games arent that bad and they looks actually really good every year, MLB The Show has great new content every year, for example cause i play mlb the show. In 2016 they only had conquest, ranked seasons, and BR. In 17 they introduced programs, rewards for ranked seasons, and i believe events and the god given retro mode. In 2018 they added immortals but thats pretty much it. Now were are ending 2019 and we got road to the world series to get great rewards from team afinities, additions to RTTS (Road To The Show) we now have signature series cards instead of immortals, moments to get rewards for diamond dynasty, programs are back and improved with bosses that are earned by literally just playing the game. Yes the graphics may not change alot but what do you expect. I see a good game by the NEW content they add every year. EA sucks ass at this cause they add old modes from 10 years ato as "new content" or shit that should have already been in the game that they use as a advertising point. They fucked the NFL games and they are ruining the NBA games now

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@slaymyface1357 MLB isnt made by EA...... its a Sony title. Maybe by a sony studio....

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JackTheripper911 that's my point when you have at least some contenders like RBI baseball you have to make improvements to your games, EA has no competition and practically own the rights to the NFL and NBA titles so they have no incentive to actually nake good games cause its literally this or nothing

    • @fragglefknrock7568
      @fragglefknrock7568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wasn't EA's fault.