r/F**kYouKaren | retail final boss
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Oh thank god the Queen of chaos is back
6min gang!
Yeaaaahh LEXI
The happy brain hormones when i heard her voice :))
We love you Lexi!!! 🎉❤
Return of the Queen
The story with Lorincz was wild because you just know she was going to shoot that ten year old boy. She stole from him, threw the stolen iPad at him, THREW A ROLLER SKATE AT HIM for what appears to be no reason, then hit him with an umbrella when he knocks on her door to confront her.
It’s wild.
She killed this boy’s mother, but she was definitely planning to kill the child.
Thought she killed the child, I miss read that lol
The amount of pure JOY I felt when I heard Lexi's voice.
Mood
Right! I was worried she wouldn't return.
Same!! I was so happy when I heard her voice!
Imagine getting another fuckyoukaren video only for it to be jack
I'm a 60 year old woman. If any sale person called me girl, I would love it. If you are that insecure about being called girl, you've got bigger problems.
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Linda , we need more people like you in this world
@@olakpasa6486agreed. Absolutely.
I'm a grown-ass adult man, and I absolutely hate it when people call me "sweetie" or "honey" or "buddy" and so on. But I recognize that they mean it with affection, and that their intention is what matters, so I don't turn around and be a raging asshole about it. Because I'm a grow-ass adult.
I read a story where a guys wife was all upset cause a waitress at a place called her either hun or sweetie in the south then got embarrassed when he told her that they call everyone "hun/sweetie". Bonus she apologized to them cause she wasn't used to it.
Guess who's back, back again?
Lexi's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
what
I created a monster
@@EmKay🤯❗️🤯🤯
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, ‘cause we need a lil technology, because it’s all confusing without me
@@EmKay woah
We had one Karen who hadn’t ridden our company bus in over a month. She was used to the adjusted route for the construction of one block by Union Station that will be ongoing for two years. The shuttle company found the new route was ineffective (the route which went to her station first) and swapped to one where her’s was last. She steps on, announces proudly her station to the driver and sits down smugly, thinking she’d be dropped off first. He takes the new route, and she started panicking demanding to know why she isn’t being dropped off first, to which he tells her about the route. She threw a tantrum and demanded to be let off at the next light so she could walk to her station. He complied and proudly announced “good riddance” after she stepped off and the doors were shut. Several of us had cheeky grins the entire time.
Well, lets be honest here. Bus companies that changes their route like this without renaming the bus's route number, are a huge hassle for customers who may not know about the change. These changes need to be announced at least 6 months in advance before changing them to let customers adjust and fine a new route if necessary.
@@TetraSky Nah nah, this isn’t CTA with bus numbers. This is a private shuttle company who has five stops, three being stations and two offices next to each other (to help any handicapped riders). Also as part of their initial notice of route adjustments was that it is volatile and subject to change, with updates of the current route being sent out in advance. She had ignored the messages.
I mean, nothing you described sounds that bad. Sure you aren't projecting that "smug" attitude onto her? Like, so what if she had misplaced expectations and then was surprised and concerned? You might be overestimating how well informed people tend to be. And who cares if she likes getting dropped off quickly? Who doesn't?
@@TetraSky it's pretty bad when they don't tell the drivers about the route changes until the new ones start
we had a company take over from the old one here who pulled that. They also refused to negotiate with the drivers' union resulting in a mass walk-off, so not only did they have brand new unfamiliar routes, but a bunch of rookie drivers who didn't know their a** from their ears.
I had one who tried to drop me and 10 other people off at a blank cliff-face on a blind corner with no footpath, and had to be yelled at to round the corner to the footpath and crossing
for extra fun they thought that basing all the new routes on data from only Jan and Feb as a fantastic idea... meaning that they used the two quiet months and ones where most people aren't going to school. They only had 1 bus to the university per hour for the first week... that did NOT go well for them.
@@martlettooOn the old route we had, people for that station who’d take glee in mentioning it because it meant the bus had to hit up their station first. There were a number of such people who enjoyed that sense of “superiority” it gave them because even if all 20 or so other riders were going to the other two stations, we’d go to theirs first for one person. Also no, her expression was definitely smug with that expression she had. Even had the guy next to me mention it.
The teenagers in the parking lot post reminds me of the first time my big brother threw a party. Me and my parents were away for the weekend to go camping. When they returned Sunday, the woman from across the street came knocking on our door. My mother opened, and the woman said: "I just wanna inform you that I counted 14 bikes in your driveway last night." She really went over there and counted the amount of bikes in for a teenage party. My mother informed her that she knew the names of all the people those bikes belonged to, and that my brother had been given permission to throw a party.
That's really creepy. So this person had nothing better to do than perv on someone else's property, specifically on MINORS.
@@ssjpanda8417 She's always been a nosy one. She wasn't well liked in the neighborhood by most people.
Hey I think I've seen you over on Vincey's channel! But yeah some Karens have WAY too much time on their hands....
I have a neighbor similar to this, but the only reason people tolerate her is because she "babysits" children. We like to refer to her as the Unofficial Mayor of our village
@@errantwinds-up8uu You might have. I leave comments on many of his videos.
Lexi is back :D She's so funny and can be chaotic, informative, reacting to cute suff, and she has a million voices which is very cool
So in regards to 8:00
Theres a reason we say this, especially in big chain retail.
They're super strict in some places about working off the clock. So even answering a questions while on break can get you into trouble.
I have been fussed at by a manager to "stop helping customers" when I'm not clocked in.
I was about to make a similar comment, because when I worked at Walmart they said they could fire us for helping customers while on break
Yeah that's what I was thinking, either the employee didn't explain it well or completely forgot
@@Captaincory1 In place of that ''Karen'' I would've been confused too. I've never worked in such store. Why is that rule ? Why is it a so big deal that they can fire you over it ?
@@popsietnetn as the original comment said, they don't want you "working off the clock" by helping customers while you are on break since assisting customers is a part of your job no matter where you work at places like Walmart
@@Captaincory1 Yeah, but why? "Working off the clock" is a win-win situation for the store from my perspecctive. The customer gets a service and the employee doesn't have to be paid. Or is this some kind of insurance against some legal shenanigans in the US because the store could get sued by someone (the employee?) over it?
Yes Lexi’s back. I missed our blind tech support queen.
25:45
I'm a clarinet player in a high school for gifted musicians in our symphony and, especially, marching band, and I'm constantly told "clarinet is easy I could do that" or "Marching band is so easy its just walking back and forth" and it P*SSES ME OFF
Lexiiiii!!!!!!
First Damien comes back out of nowhere (Gnarly) and now Lexi blesses us with her wonderful story narration and commentary once more after a long break. So glad to hear from them again, both their laughs bring so much to the videos they do, its unbelievable
WAIT DAMIEN CAME BACK????? WHEN???
@@remi_dadudeon the r/boneappletea video :)
On the Susan Lorincz story, the Karen that threw the ipad and rollar skate at the kid, and eventually murdered the kids mom, by firing a gun at her thru the door: Yes, there was public outcry. Yes, the woman was charged with murder. NO, the woman was NOT convicted! She walked away free, and got away with it completely, because the jury decided she was covered under Florida's 'Stand Your Ground' law.
So yeah, she got away with murdering the kid's mom, after abusing the woman's kid! So glad I don't live in Florida!
remember trayvon martin's murderer harrassed then killed then used stand your ground as a defense
Stand your ground needs to be seen as unconstitutional end of discussion. This "law" makes murder legal end of discussion.
@@aaronabbey2604 Where I live, we had some outcry over a similar situation where someone shot through a door and somehow got away by stand your ground, despite our stand your ground law specifically calling out that the person has to be inside your building and their body must come to rest inside your building afterwards.
I have no problem with stand your ground as the law has it written out, I have a problem with the way the judges/juries/whatever are interpreting it.
I looked and looked and the only thing I found was:
"Lorincz's pretrial conference hearing is scheduled for November 2. Jury selection for a trial is scheduled to begin November 13."
She was charged with manslaughter and pleaded not guilty.
Every time I hear about this law, it’s either protected evil people like Lorincz or denied to people that actually did kill in self-defense. So many women told “If you actually thought your life was at risk, you would’ve run away.” Because, of course, women can’t possibly have the instinct to fight, they can only flee. /s
Not sure if where this happened had Stand Your Ground, but I also think of Brianna Taylor. Killed by police because her roommate/bf (can’t remember details well), tried defending himself from what reasonably looked like a robbery
Honestly though, its nuts that a lot of Karens were birthed and raised by the same generation who considered all jobs valuable and deserving of respect, yet they still came out like that.
This is why I'm now extra nice to workers, though I've always been polite. I know that however many infuriating karens I've seen, compared to them it's like a second of torture, compared to an hour of torture!
They need to know many more customers respect and appreciate them to balance that out a bit!
"...the same generation who considered all jobs valuable and deserving of respect..."
What generation would that be? I think somebody lied to you.
Lexi, the Queen of kitty chaos is back! Yes!
NOTE: Emkay, we want more Lexi!
Lexi’s laugh at 10:04 is adding extra years to my life.
Lexi!! Hearing Lexi’s voice always makes my day!
Yes she's back! It has been a while since we heard her voice. She is chaos and when reading tech and this reddit it is fun to hear her rant.
I was legit afraid you had quit or they had fired your.
No offense meant to Robin and Jack, but nothing beats your commentary and your laugh.
Love ya Lexi!
So happy to have Lexi back! You were missed!
Landscapers simply *cannot make a living* if they don't start work early. The later they start work, the hotter it will be. The hotter it is, the more they are risking their health and the less productive they are. This also holds true for pretty much any job that involves manual labor outdoors. Or even just light physical activity outdoors.
As a historian, everytime i hear someone say using a confederate flag as a sign of respect for their ancestors or something similar, my eyes roll all the way back and around. Use that argument in Germany and a section flag and the Germans will get you!
it was 4 years. 4. 2 broke girls lasted 50% longer than their "heritage". angry birds lasted longer than their "history". there is food in their fridge that are older than that
And that one is more recent and lasted longer. So the "history and tradition" argument, while still terrible, would still work better
I think it's illegal too. So not only will the general german public get you but the police too!
@@christinakohl6111yes, which has led the nazis to use imperial flags, so now people are increasingly thinking of the imperial flag as a nazi flag, and starting to be called for it to be banned, which just makes me sad as a lowkey kaiserboo
Precisely this.
i love the "going to contact authorities people" in these, as they clearly don't know that they can be changed for false reports if it happens too many times, or seems malicious.
The one I like is the guy saying he's gonna call the cops on people that have skeleton decorations up for halloween as if the cops are going to do something about it.
That anti halloween karen would cause me to go into challenge accepted mode and finances allowing i would get the craziest , tackiest most out there halloween decor and display it proudly in my yard.
The peanut thing I can understand. I went to a school that tried to ban everything and anything peanut-related thanks to a Karen-mom who wanted the teachers to give a PSA to every student about her peanut-allergy son. It was a high school that was all downtown, and not even in official school buildings, but buildings (yes, plural. Three in total, spaced out by 20-min walks across downtown) rented out from the city. This also meant we did not have a lunch room, however, and most students would either eat lunch outside somewhere (the large set of steps a block down, the park across the street, near a city fountain by one building, in an actual restaurant, etc) or go sit in their next class for the whole lunch period and eat their lunch there. They tried to apply this peanut ban everywhere, regardless of where you were downtown as long as it ws between school hours.
One of our school buildings in particular was also literally next door to an Indian restaurant where their most popular lunch special was peanut sauce over jasmine rice. You had to literally walk past the restaurant to get to the building. And the outside just smelled like peanuts, too. A lot of students ordered that for lunch bc it was convenient, but it was generally just a popular lunch dish ordered by the locals anyway, so the restaurant made a lot of that peanut sauce because it was their most popular menu item. If the fragrance of peanut set the kid off at all, we never heard about an issue. We had a very small school, so there ws hardly anything you didn't know about someone in the school. Hearing about an allergy flare-up would have been hot news the same day, not only for gossip, but also because the students cared a lot about one another (it's just how we were as a tight-knit student body).
Now, if I know a kid has a peanut allergy, I have enough common sense to not offer them a peanut product. I also will avoid eating peanut-products while nearby the kid our of respect.
But look, you're not gonna stop me from eating my peanut product entirely, ESPECIALLY when I'm not even in the same building as the kid 99% of the time, or if the kid's in the building 20 minutes away or I'm just sitting outside somewhere nowhere near the school building. If I'm outside the building eating a peanut butter cup or a pb&j, your stupid rule isn't stopping me. 😒
My older son and daughter are in 2 different schools, and both are "peanut free zones". My son is autistic, and for a while peanut butter sandwiches, an apple and a muesli bar were the only thing he ever wanted for lunch. In truth it did take him a little time to adapt, but I explained to him that if there are peanuts around kids who are allergic they could get sick or die, so he understands he HAS to. So, until his lunch choice adjusted, he only ate an apple and 2 muesli bars, and had a peanut butter sandwich when he came home from school each afternoon. He still has that routine today, even though he's not as rigid with PB as he was.
I also absolutely agree with that Karen on that peanut free zone. If you have an allergy, just don't fucking eat that shit. Some other kid at the end of the room eating his sandwich will have NO effect on your child. And the schools actually encouraging and enfording such rules should just be closed as the staff are obviously incapable of supervising children.
@@Tokru86 That's just ignorant. Some kids have allergies so severe if they touch a railing a kid who ate peanuts touched, they can go into anaphylaxis and fucking die, just so you can enjoy eating a fucking sandwich. Grow up!
Like, I get it if the kid flares up from touching peanuts or even touching something that touched a peanut (I knew a kid like that once), but I'm pretty sure most peanut allergies are only if they eat it themselves. So, if your friend has a pb&j, just don't eat your friend's sandwich...
@@thealmightybipper3381 As a nurse who has literally had to watch 3 people die in front of me from anaphylaxis, I'm not willing to risk that happening at a school to a child, in front of a load of other children and having to say "It's ok this hardly ever happens to people" as they are forced to watch a child panic, unable to breath, and die of a heart attack in front of everyone. You think that's acceptable a risk because it's rare?
I'm pretty sure the woman in the thumbnail is a Shamate (chinese punk-esque subculture) They're generally super nice people.
I met a Karen that was an employee at a local feed store. I asked a question about some dog biscuits that I've been getting from that store for years. She just shrugged and ignored me. I went to purchase something, I tried to hand her cash and she started talking to another employee and ignored me. I just stood there awkwardly waiting for her to take my money. I stayed calm and acted nice the entire time but man I wanted to explode. I no longer go to that store though.
No! You should have made her feel uncomfortable. Give her a taste of her medicine.
your story sounds a lot like the Karen at 7:45
Yeah it reminded me of what happened to me at Atwoods. Except no one was on break. Maybe she was having a bad day or something.
I would've just dropped the stuff on the counter and left
@@Darkside12... yeah I'll definitely do that if it happens again
"Who wants to store a skeleton in their closet?" ME, TO KEEP MY VICTIMS COMPANY
Great day for Lexi fans.
Can you imagine that poor child who asked his mom to talk to the woman who was harassing him, who now has to wonder for the rest of his life if it's his fault...and they were gonna let her off. That's a person who should not be loose in society, and she almost walked. Sweet monkey jebus.
6:50 As a European (Dutch to be precise) it is so weird to see someone say "It's not our job to pack our own groceries" .... tf? You got a problem with your hands or something?
The cashier often packs them as they're scanned. It's quick and efficient, but not always done as some customers desire. Those customers can ask to pack their own, but are never as fast. Sometimes the cashier even has assistance from another employee. We do have stores where this isn't a thing at all, like Aldi's.
@@ladykoiwolfe You can request to do it yourself? I like that, but then I wonder... If I pack it myself, does this cost someone money? Are they on hourly pay or per customer. Because I also don't like to deny someone their pay of course.
well how are we supposed to hold our guns if we are packing our groceries too?
@@rudyardganuelas6254 You win the internet today Sir 😂
@@mavadeloDepends on the store really. Big chain grocery stores have companywide policies to follow when it comes to how an employee is paid: usually by the hour rather than per customer. But the smaller stores? The ones with independent owners? Well, they decide if it's by the hour or by the customer.
Rule of thumb is to simply let the employees do the packing unless you're at a self-check-out, which by then means you *are* going to pack your own groceries. Sure, you can call for some assistance, but in general, that help button means something is wrong with the machine, not because you want someone to pack your groceries for you.
Dropping individual coins off super tall buildings won't reach a speed to kill or badly injure someone. However, if you chuck a roll of quarters off it, things will be different.
Also, you just CAN'T toss coins to the bottom anyway. Most skyscraper decks are built where the building tapers inward, so tossing the coin will only get it a few stories below...
18:48 Okay, what the actual hell. That is the most insane thing I've heard about Karens, and barely anything can top it.
10:43 oh, no skeletons in the yard for Halloween? Fine, i can do no skeletons.
Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders. Big ones, little ones, intricately designed webs sprawling over the lawn, one really big one over the roof.
Dont like it? Well I guess someone can't see the natural beauty of spiders and their webs.
As a meat allergy sufferer, I have to ask the BBQ place Karen "WTF are you even doing there if you have an allergy?"... Seriously...
I didn't know people can be allergic to meat
@@gangstablook5846 neither did I until it happened to me.
7:23 oh my god something very similar happened to me. I work at Target, I took an extra shift and ended up being the only person on checkout that day (we have mostly self checkout stations that are card only and a guest service desk that takes cash and card, but they also do other things so the line gets long quickly). I was in line during my 15 minute break to pick up something at guest services and this girl who saw me on checkout yelled at me, unprompted, for not being at my post. I almost cried. It sucked. I hope that girl learns a lesson in respect or never goes shopping again.
Keep in mind that she was a grown old woman, and I’m a 19 year old college student who was already feeling overstimulated that day (bc neurodivergent). Even if I was masking it well, who the hell yells at a college student when you’re probably older than my mom?
That owens case is so sad. There’s clearly something wrong with that woman
Scared, paranoid, racist woman
17:55 Have fun in "Golden Rule Hell" Suzie! It's a Hell where you get to go through the shit the Owens family went through over and over again for eternity!
6:57
And I would like to add that even WITH self checkout, they *still* fail to do the cashier's job better since they can't read "No Cash Options" or see a red light.
Had a Karen come to buy a car I was selling. She wanted me to strip the interior out because "allergic" to everything and insulted, saying I "smelled". I told her no give me money or piss off. Then she tried to get a THOUSAND DOLLARS OFF a 2500 car. I got fed up and told her one last time, buy it or leave. She finally paid and left. Then called and texted until I blocked her (stupid crap like how to put gas in it, and how to use the turn signals and complain about road noise,etc).
Probably takes it to the shop often because it stops working (read: ran out of gas)
2:55 I don’t think those were fireworks dawg 😭😭
I was slightly worried that Lexi had left for one reason or another
Glad to hear her around again, especially with such a hilarious subreddit
Always great to hear the voice of Lexi Kitty, it’s been too long!
There is a paralysis tick that can cause allergic reactions to mamal meats, its relatively rare but it can happen, not sure where the tick is found though (I watched a documentary about it a while back)
The lone star tick I believe, and it can cause alpha-gal allergies, though I don't remember how. They used to only be endemic to around texas, then exploded in population to be spread across the lower US and along the eastern seaboard up unto around virginia/maryland I think.
I don't got anything witty to say right now, just happy to hear Lexi again
Commom Just_a_commenter W
When the world needed her most, she came back! Welcome back Lexi!
The irony of hearing my family lock their car during the Karen complaining about it
At my shop, I have an ID-10T (idiot) fee. If you "fixed it" yourself and made it worse, you wanna tell me how to do my job, or are just rude in general, there's an extra 10% fee. The money goes towards charities like Save the Music, Big Brothers Big Sisters, or Wounded Warrior.
LEXI YOU ICON
karen really said pay me for eating at your restaurant thus giving you free exposure to my fellow karens on facebook
0:00 I'd like to remind everyone (because it seems to be becoming an accepted thing), getting paid to choose someone for their services is a form of bribery/corruption called a kickback AND KICKBACKS ARE ILLEGAL.
Saying this again to emphasis the importance. If someone is "heavily encouraging you" to pay them so they will continue to choose your business/place of employment, that is a KICKBACK AND IT'S ILLEGAL.
Merriam-webster:
kickback - noun
1: a return of a part of a sum received often because of confidential agreement or coercion
The first Karen is literally doing a crime and admitting it. If someone knows who that first Karen is, report her to her work place. People that do kickbacks often don't stop at just one.
I'm so happy to see a Lexi Video!
I keep a tiny skeleton in my bathroom closet year round just so I can say I have skeletons in my closet. Actually, I need to get him a friend.
Not only is there a tick that can give you an allergy to meat, you can actually be born with an allergy to red meat. We teased one of my friends about his (because friends tease each other over everything) but he still says he likes it enough to risk the stomach ache, if only to have something that isn't fish for a change.
THE QUEEN IS BACK, I LOVE YOU LEXIIIII
Oh good, I almost thought lexi had left 😢
15:20 there is a restaurant in my town that has a sign where the handicap parking spaces are that says "stupidity is not a handicap" and I laugh every time I see it
Once dealt with a Karen who complained the air conditioning was making her food cold
I actually kind of agree with the peanut thing, most schools should have a table in the cafeteria (if it is big enough that is, without the size I can't actually say it is a good idea) that is peanut free. Cause what if a child doesn't have money for lunch and only has a Peanut butter and Jelly sandwhich. you really expect the child to starve?
That would require a modicum of effort and some minimal spending.
So as good an idea as it is, we both know it would never be instated, let alone enforced :/
@@ectothermic my schools had it
@@FlayedFather Are you American?
I just don't see it being common or enforced here. We're too busy banning books instead of having fair/free lunches for kids and putting them in debt before they're even out of 1st grade.
Allergies can be triggered just by contact with the air of someone consuming peanuts, that's why they are no longer on airplanes.
@@ectothermicMy Texan elementary school had a nut free table. Kids there could bring a classmate to sit with them each day too (so long as their food was also nut free). Our school lunches were all also nut free :)
10:10 I'm vegetarian. Don't go to a barbeque place if you don't want meat.
10:30 If that woman is having “spasms” based on those conditions, she should be getting an EEG done looking into if she’s having partial seizures rather than complaining online. (It is worth noting that meat allergies are real- my FIL can’t eat most poultry or he gets hives, no idea why, but I have a feeling this Karen is full of sh**)
18:05 I wonder if this stand-your-ground law is still going to apply when some off-duty a****** cop goes in bangs on their neighbor's door and starts yelling at them for whatever reason.
17:05 lily pads actually destroy ecosystems, including other plants, insects, and even fish - they take away both light and oxygen from water, so they SHOULD be fought when encroaching on new ponds.
It is honestly really stupid that they can just completely ban peanuts at schools. Many people can’t afford anything but peanut butter for their kid’s lunches. Until cafeteria lunches are free they need to figure out a system where everyone can eat what they bring.
I actually had a manager named Karen for an old job, and she was the absolute best person to work with. She would defend her employees from the customers, jump in to help with stock, and made sure everyone was doing okay throughout the day. I wouldn't take breaks because I wanted to get as much stuff done as possible, and she would pretty much push me out of the department so I could eat or step outside for 10 minutes.
She was like an........anti-Karen? A Karen with the complete opposite attitude of a Karen.
For the CostCo story at 7:30 I find the story odd. Working for a big box store (Target) and as others have mentioned, can confirm we were told to not help while we on break, BUT we also took our breaks off the sales floor in a designated break room. Not sure how CostCo does it but I do not believe any store would want their employees taking breaks on the sales floor as doing so just invites shoppers to ask questions.
I feel like the best thing to do there would be to call someone whos on the clock over, solves both problems. Unless that's also included in work for some reason idk
@@flintlock37It never was a problem for me! Most people would understand. … Most
Very happy to hear Lexi again! I enjoy everyone else, but she just brings something extra that makes these more enjoyable 😊
the first one seriously feels like one of those "well i made you a mom so i want a present for mother's day" memes
I think the bingo card was missing “I’ve been coming here for (x) years!” and “I’m never coming back here!”
On the AirBNB story around the five minute mark, the no visitors thing makes a degree of sense. The city of St. Louis is actually cracking down on AirBNBs since a lot of people rent them for a weekend, throw a big party, and then the party spills out into the streets causing trouble.
The old MS flag is pretty neat looking, I still have it in my nightstand (I collect flags so no it's not a Confederate sympathy thing), but we do kinda need to move on. It belongs in a history museum or people's nightstands :) or larp groups, not as a representation of the state.
I’m sick right now and having this video cheered me up immensely thank you Lexi!
That dude complaining about the Halloween decorations: Challenge fucking accepted!
I'd fill my yard with an army of those 12-foot tall skeletons and leave them up all year long. I'd dress them up in different outfits for different holidays, pose them to have tea parties, have Easter egg hunts, have them put up the Christmas lights, dress them in kilts for the Highland Games or re-enact the French Revolution, Madame La Guillotine and all. I'd make that neighbour rue the day he ever figured out how to make a post on a neighbourhood forum.
The Halloween Karen probably just would've been funny if he hadn't threatened to call the police. It sounds like he's forgetting about the wonder and excitement of Halloween for kids. I live in a moderately conservative neighborhood in a moderately conservative US city, and WOW do we go all out for Halloween! I'm one of the lesser houses with normal decor - pumpkins, lights, a few spiders or ghosts. Some people have yards full of animitronics and we literally get thousands of kids trick-or-treating. It's so fun!
....... Lexi did the TFS Master Roshi laugh..... PURE GOLD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
21:56 Wait, this one actually makes sense. Its not that hard to just seperate the kids with peanut allergies away from the ones who don't. Also how are you suppose to reasonable enforce this? Are you gonna just check every kids lunch before their lunch period? Are you really gonna throw away a kids lunch because they have something with peanuts in it? What if they just forgot or didn't know that thing had peanuts?
Plus, its not like anyone's gonna have a reaction from just being in the same room with something with peanuts. And if they do, they need to sort that out themselves.
I know my schools did this for all the kids with peanut allergies.
My aunt's name is Karen and she unfortunately looks like a Karen too, but she's nothing like a Karen and I'm so thankful for it 😂
22:35 - OP's response to that woman should have been "Call the police Karen, but let me remind you, you just followed me for 40 minutes. Put your OWN child in danger by doing so. Now get out of here before I give you a reason to call the cops." Watch her immediately call the police, and when they arrive, point out she just stalked you for 40 minutes over a bumper sticker, and claiming her poor innocent baby is offended by it, who likely didnt even see it to start with until the Karen of a mother saw it. Also, if OP lived in a Stand Your Ground state, the fact she followed can be paramount to being shot because OP could have felt threatened by such a move. Remember, not all stalkers and murderers are men.
With the peanut segregation, that's actually what my old school did, and it worked great. I'm more confused by the elementary at this point
Its always a good day when emkay uploads 😊😊😊
Great thing is they do daily posts I'm pretty shure!
@@areallyshortbrontothere yeah!
OMG A HEART????? TY SO MUCH
1:46 everyone park in front of her house and beeb your cars repeatedly. for best results, do so at 8 PM sharp.
As a part-time woman, I can verify that silly men are, in fact, hot to some people, and a silly face can be way more interesting than a boring glamour shot. It's very funny when people assume their tastes are universal.
"who wants to store a skeleton in their closet for most of the year"
You're right, let's have them out all year round!
Finally we have Lexi back :)
I was starting to worry
Meat Allergy Karen ticked me off specifically because people can indeed have severe food allergies like that (fun horrifying fact: there is a type of tick that can make you allergic to red meat if it bites you due to spreading a disease it is a vector to), and going out of her way to make comments like these when she obviously was just upset she got a seat near a grill or something, makes others less likely to believe people who DO have food related allergies...
When I was younger, my mom had to petition to allow me to *have* peanut butter sandwiches at school, in a secluded room. I had several allergies, and a PB sandwich was basically the only thing that I could eat that didn't require reheating or further prep. But they moved *me* somewhere so the one kid with an allergy would be safe everywhere else.
The one about the Halloween decorations, my first thought was all of the "jesus on the cross" decorations that purple will have, I bet they're not gonna complain about those
Lexi has been missing 2 months 2 long we must have penance with 12 new lexi narrated to the tune of narwhal
Fun fact with the air bnb thing , In many states landlords aren't allowed to prohibit renters from kitchen or laundry access/usage they can't prohibit renters from having guests over. Even if the persons renting your air bnb for 4 days or a month they are a tenant.
Yup! Hit em with the ol “bless yer heart!” And go on living ya life!
17:56 Careful, you might accidentally summon a demon that you won't like
21:33
I will admit that i agree with Karen in this case. My school tried to steal my lunch, then suspended me after i told them to fuck off and wolfed down my sammich.
Seriously, if someone's brat has allergies that are THAT bad, WHY ARE THEY IN FUCKING PUBLIC SCHOOL?!?
20:58 when I was in elementary school they actually did this, there was a group of 8-10 kids that sat at the "allergy table"
I've missed your voice and commentary, Lexi. I was worried you stepped down from Emkay. Glad to hear you!
owl voice: dlugs? dlugs?
The last one was right though. It was a reasonable request, and if she asked politely, there was no problem with that. She even thanked them afterwards.
If she was polite to them, the employees were very rude.
5:27 - They say "WiFi only adequate for making video calls or light internet use". Well, which is it? Is it for video calls, or is it for light use? The intersection of "things involving video" and "light use of data" is the empty set.
Fun fact, I work as a cashier in a grocery store and I had a customer tell me "it's not my job to wash my own beer bottles" (the beer bottles have to at least appear clear so we'll take them back, not nasty with moldy lime pieces at the bottom) and I mean... If it's not your job, and it's not my job and it's not the people taking them from us's job... then whose job is it, Karen?
To be fair that tip jar thing would be funny genius if it was written as some kind of satire.
Wouldn’t be too out of place in a sitcom or a cartoon, tbh. Funny as fuck
I could've added more to the Karen Bingo card. Here's a few that I've come across during my time in the wild:
- "My husband is a police officer so I know the law!"
- "I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!"
- "How dare you!"
- "You don't know what you're talking about! I do!"
- *said dripping with sarcasm* "God bless you" or "I'll pray for your soul"
Wait, so lemme get this strsight. The Air BNB Karen was willing to give them towels, but everything else guests had to buy themselves?
I work in food service. When a customer threatens me with “you just lost a customer” or “I’ll never come back here again” I just say PROMISE? 😊