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  • @jimstoesz3878
    @jimstoesz3878 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    The "I'm not a bad person" line in the clip about the soon-to-be step-mom wanting to "get rid of" her soon-to-be step-daughter is just... *wow*

    • @LunarWindsM-M
      @LunarWindsM-M ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shes right, she isn't a bad person, that's putting to lightly. She's disgusting

    • @dogesosa
      @dogesosa ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea she isn't bad.. she is straight up evil. Wish that guy all the luck in the world cause he gonna need it.

    • @wurmy16
      @wurmy16 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      its honestly…. terrible.. i hate some people sometimes.

    • @richerthanastronauts
      @richerthanastronauts ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The things I wanna say about her...boy howdy

    • @esined2386
      @esined2386 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean if she genuinely thought she wasn’t then I guess she’s not a BAD person with the intent to do BAD stuff, just a stupid one

  • @superrichkydz
    @superrichkydz ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    PTA meetings should be called Karen Konventions.

    • @Npc_2
      @Npc_2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i agree

    • @grouchgaming1033
      @grouchgaming1033 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Karen Klub Konventions!

    • @yanfeet
      @yanfeet ปีที่แล้ว

      Or white mother hangouts

    • @Kosakate
      @Kosakate ปีที่แล้ว

      Kristian karen konventions are for christian karens

    • @mr.meowerz
      @mr.meowerz ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@grouchgaming1033 kkk oh no why

  • @Imstillhangintherethankgod
    @Imstillhangintherethankgod ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    This subreddit is proof that nothing unites us more than a common enemy

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes.

    • @Ritapita73
      @Ritapita73 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If only we could rename Putin.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Ritapita73 - can we call him Ras Putin?

    • @Phoenixthesave
      @Phoenixthesave ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@franl155 no that is too respectful of a name

    • @Ritapita73
      @Ritapita73 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@franl155 Maybe Karendymir Putin? It's a stretch, but not bad.

  • @Nylak-Otter
    @Nylak-Otter ปีที่แล้ว +734

    My mother chose to have a Caesarian section when she was about to give birth to me, because I would have died or been crippled for life if she'd given birth vaginally. I had hip dysplasia and other abnormalities in my pelvic area's skeletal development (due to issues in the womb, not genetics), and dragging me through her like a calf with chains would probably destroy something.
    And it was way harder for her. I've seen the videos and the scars. My older sister slid out like a greased up penguin down a slip n slide.
    Anyone who says that C-secs aren't "real births" can kiss my now perfectly aligned and very healthy hindquarters.

    • @Krow_Kid
      @Krow_Kid ปีที่แล้ว +170

      "Can kiss my now perfectly aligned and very healthy hindquarters" XD

    • @Link-dv5jl
      @Link-dv5jl ปีที่แล้ว +146

      "My older sister slid out like a greased up penguin down a slip n slide."
      I never expected to read these words in this order in one sentence.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I've seen posts that stridently proclaimed: "You can't call yourself a mother if you had a C-section because you didn't give birth"
      Who TF is gatekeeping childbirth? Oh, that's right, karens!

    • @Dill_dude9211
      @Dill_dude9211 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes, indeed I was also birthed with a c section, because I was too large, so large that I in fact had to go back in from the first c section and have my mother get another larger one to get me out, and I was 10 months by that point so including the scars from a c section she also had rugburn from my hairy ass body

    • @jadenmorales543
      @jadenmorales543 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Kiss my perfectly aligned and very healthy hindquarters."
      r/brandnewsentence

  • @lilliplays5276
    @lilliplays5276 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    10:23 Yes. This counts as stolen valor. If you never served, then it is stolen valor. And yes it is illegal. It’s a federal misdemeanor as per the Stolen Valor Act of 2005.
    As a military spouse myself, this irritates me beyond belief whenever someone says things like this.

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean my grandads and my uncle were both in the military but i don't brag about it let alone use for any gains.

    • @Fluff_gobocat
      @Fluff_gobocat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@sopcannonyep, that's one of the many things which makes stolen valor so shity. People will use stolen valor for personal gains and special treatment.

  • @Thechaosmaster1997
    @Thechaosmaster1997 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "Well, what the f*ck is it, DiGiorno?"
    Not gonna lie, that cracked me up, and I'm a twenty something year old dude.

  • @izzyvision1277
    @izzyvision1277 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    That bossfight would be better than any arguments the EmKay narrators could start.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay ปีที่แล้ว +193

    My friend had terrible time trying to find a good mask for her. A genetic chest problem made it tough to get a mask that she didn't feel like she'd be out of breath but also pandemic safe. If she could do it, Karen's will be fine

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 ปีที่แล้ว

      the thing that pisses me off is that there genuinely were people who medically *could not wear a mask*. and you know what those people did? 9 times out of 10 they just fucking STAYED HOME AND USED SUPPORT SYSTEMS TO GET WHAT THEY NEEDED. if these karens had so much 'trouble' with masks then they can stay home too

    • @previously-._.-katu
      @previously-._.-katu ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel terrible for your friend and her having to struggle finding a good mask that fits her.

    • @Truthster772
      @Truthster772 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your damm right

    • @arcflash2053
      @arcflash2053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure people can wear a mask. The thing is they are only responsible for their own personal safety.

    • @UsagiMay
      @UsagiMay ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcflash2053 yeah? I don't think anyone didn't know that that's the whole point of mask is to keep you from getting sick if you are around someone who's sick

  • @coolphoton1234
    @coolphoton1234 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I feel everyone in the service industry should be legally entitled to pepper spray or taze six customers a year. Negative reinforcement works.

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only 6 a year? That's on the low side. Let's call it once a week at least.

    • @coolphoton1234
      @coolphoton1234 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jimwormmaster 6 a year means anyone that gets it *really* deserves it.
      once a week means that person asked you to do something inconvenient before your coffee in a rude manner...or less idealistically you took the job knowing you would be allowed to peperspray your nabor once a week for not joining your HoA

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coolphoton1234 I really like the way you think :D

    • @TisMePyper.S
      @TisMePyper.S ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been hell close to smacking some Karen in the mouth. She was having a go at me about an item in her catalogue....which was from 2 years ago, so we didn't have the stock. I was basically in charge of my self and my shop area, so when she asked for someone in charge, I said I was.

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The funny thing about South Park is that they actually have a Karen already. She's Kenny's little sister and she's the sweetest one in the show.

    • @theoguncleslappy9150
      @theoguncleslappy9150 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol, and the only one who hasn't sweared.

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theoguncleslappy9150 Yeah.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought you were gonna go with Kyle's mom, because of just how Karen she is, especially in bigger longer and uncut

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Josh_the_jester I guess. Actually, there have been a lot of Karen's in the show.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@squeaktheswan2007 and one of them got a sex change

  • @unslaadkrosis9435
    @unslaadkrosis9435 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I remember vaguely from my development psychology classes, there's a stage in a childs life where they literally can't imagine an other perspective. It's if I'm not mistaken supposed to be an important part of early childhood (the ages 3-6). For example if you put a miniature mountain in front of them then put two human figurines on each side, since they can see both figurines they literally can't conceptualize that they can't see eachother through the mountain. Yeah, Karens are stuck at that developmental stage.
    Edit: the age range

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This might be a reason. What i also can think of, would be the upbringing. Karens seem to be often in their 40' to 50' - which makes them children of the 70' and 80' - a time in which "anti-authoritarian education" was a thing (there's still remnants today like the 'unschooling' idea that's still floating around). Basically there was a time when it was thought to be bad to set limits for children - to not hinder their development in the best person they could be.
      Turns out - not setting limits to children, can have its risks and side effects...

    • @unslaadkrosis9435
      @unslaadkrosis9435 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@robertnett9793 there has to be a balance between keeping the imagination alive but making sure the kid knows their limits. Not too entitled but not too submissive. Realistic expectations and appropriate rewards would help I assume.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@unslaadkrosis9435 Sure. I mean I talk from Germany where I live (but I guess the 'anti-authoritarian thing' happened also in the US to a degree, late hippie culture and all that).
      Here it was a reaction to the extremely strict education that came before - basically the children brought up by parents who lived during the Third Reich - rebelled against their extremely authoritarian rules and did the absolute opposite. Which turned out to be not really much better...
      I whole heartedly agree with you. There is a golden path between too restrictive and too loose. Guidiance and protection, instead of either absolute controll or no limits at all.

  • @BeeMoth..0
    @BeeMoth..0 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Fun fact I actually know the woman in the “I’d like to speak to the police manager” one and yes she is just as much of a Karen as she looks

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Police manage” what

    • @vrajeshpc
      @vrajeshpc ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am the server this was uploaded from, can confirm

    • @Truthster772
      @Truthster772 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Truthster772
      @Truthster772 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok thanks for the fact!

    • @jamesmorton-m6tzo396
      @jamesmorton-m6tzo396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is her name actually Karen?

  • @Helpmepleaa29338
    @Helpmepleaa29338 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This entire subreddit is just a collective thought of “Karen’s are the f**king worse”

    • @thomasfoster4370
      @thomasfoster4370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and susan wodjamacallit is the biggest karen of all.

    • @carbs_r_delish
      @carbs_r_delish ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasfoster4370 Nah, Marjorie Taylor Green on the other hand-

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer ปีที่แล้ว

      Both, both suck

  • @emcmittenkid4291
    @emcmittenkid4291 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    HOA meetings should be called "karens pity parties"

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Na. They should be called 'Domestic Terrorism' and dealt with accordingly.

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:20 and on Sunday. Can’t wait to see how they react to “Good Christian Folks” screaming in their faces about getting Stevia when they wanted Sweet-&-Low.
    Also, I hope Robin gets a happy subreddit, cause I imagine the amount of accurate righteous anger pumping through his veins may not be good for his blood pressure

  • @Cydonija
    @Cydonija ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I cannot say enough how much I love Robin's passion for advocating for people working in public services

  • @Preyfr60
    @Preyfr60 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As far as I know, in France, you can tell karens to STFU. I did many times when I was in a position to. Because losing a bad client is worse than losing a good employee.

  • @pumpkinsspicecowboy
    @pumpkinsspicecowboy ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Feminine of Wholesome Steve should be Stephanie.
    If the masculine of Karen is Kyle, then keep the alliteration going with the Wholesome versions

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stacy would also work.

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DarcOne13 oh no, Stacy is already the feminine counterpart of Chad.

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maomaomi5434 I always assumed the counterpart to Chad was Jessica, and I blame dinosandcomics for that. XD

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hm.. most Kyles I know are pretty nice and funny youtubers, so I find it hard to associate Kyle with a male Karen...

  • @thecraziestcrayon
    @thecraziestcrayon ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My eye doc has a sign that says "please be respectful to our staff, they are human too" and it makes me so sad when I see it. Like what had to happen for them to put up that sign?

  • @rj_the_salty_trainer
    @rj_the_salty_trainer ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would love it if Emkay did a full episode of an infuriating sub where it's not intended to be monetized, so maybe Robin can go on long rants and cuss at this sub, or maybe Lexi can cuss in a r/Hardwaregore vid.

  • @danz9268
    @danz9268 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This Karen: 16:33
    The establishment: Oh no! Anyway.

  • @potatopirate5557
    @potatopirate5557 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I actually feel really bad for my mom, who's name is Karen. Who has been the absolute antithesis of a "Karen" her whole life. She has a boomer moment now and then but overall she is just one of the most consistently considerate, pleasant, extraordinarily kind, extremely hardworking, constantly self-sacrificing and unassuming. She's rarely entitled but does occasionally substitute for doormats. She has the best sense of humor which she will inject into absolutely everything, even when she probably shouldn't. Whatever experience a stranger shares with her, mundane or shocking, upsetting or awkward, she has a way of joking about it with them like they're an old friend who's in on the joke. She insists on not ever putting others out and always trying her best. She's been taken advantage of a lot in her life. She never gets the appreciation she deserves. It's actually taken a long time to get her to start standing up for herself when she really should. She's the type who would launch herself into a wood chipper without pause to save someone helpless but never speaks up for herself. It just sucks so much to see someone who has worked so hard and been so good, be overlooked and taken advantage of forever and now, towards the end of her life, her name finally means something, and its exactly the behavior she has been so hard against her whole life. But being the champ she is, she just laughs at the irony.

    • @Angel3x111
      @Angel3x111 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nice, we got someone on the inside

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 ปีที่แล้ว

      She massacred my entire village in ‘Nam 1967. She did seem nice though.

    • @wil94976
      @wil94976 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your mom sounds wonderful

    • @nevan2201
      @nevan2201 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell her we love her

    • @varkr2066
      @varkr2066 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whose*

  • @magicaleevee843
    @magicaleevee843 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Shall we make the wholesome women name Betty? Like, coming from Betty White? Because she was awesome?

    • @ladyonthelake8866
      @ladyonthelake8866 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Works for me! Betty White is the GOAT of female American stars!
      On a personal note, my beloved MIL, who was the BEST MIL EVER, was also a Betty. When I lost my mother quite suddenly, she was my rock to get through my grief. Hubs was great, but her being there for me reassuring me that I still had my other "Mama" (Her) meant so much to me. Unfortunately, we also lost her 2 years ago. For 23 years, I had the very rare "Perfect MIL."

  • @7sins_of_life
    @7sins_of_life ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This reminded me of an article I recently saw. It was about how a lot of kids get a Huggy Wuggy Plush and how that's bad for them. And of course they brought up the Video games are bad argument. Karens complaining about stuff they bought for their kids and getting support from idiots is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen

    • @cheatcode436
      @cheatcode436 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean they probably shouldn’t be buying them anyway because the money goes to a company that only wants everyone’s money, and the CEO of said company has done some shitty things.
      (To be abundantly clear, I’m talking about the people that make the game)

  • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
    @imsmart_yetdumb9278 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Hey Robin, the word "assiating" is just an accidental mistype of "assisting." This is made obvious by the fact that the A and S keys are right next to one another.
    7:42- B!1CH, YOU GOT TWENTY CENTS *MORE* THAN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET. Also, what the first comment to that post said is what I'm thinking.
    To Robin and whichever editor worked on this video, *perfection.* I love finding people who agree with me on the fact that Karens deserve nothing better than to experience what they do to us from our perspective, and to be exiled from this planet.

    • @esined2386
      @esined2386 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soooo…we launching them out of space or…?

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We could put them on an island, as some kind of zoo...
      On second thought... this didn't end well with such docile and harmless things like dinosaurs, so we shouldn't risk it...

    • @ephenex2770
      @ephenex2770 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats supposed to be "assassinating"

  • @Rexerz
    @Rexerz ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Name a more iconic duo than Emkay and roasting Karens, I'll wait.

    • @laurawilson1712
      @laurawilson1712 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlotte Dobre does great 😊 with “Karen “ videos

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack and randomly moaning and Lexy and r/hardwaregore

    • @BRomega2900
      @BRomega2900 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza and MST3K

    • @playernotfound9489
      @playernotfound9489 ปีที่แล้ว

      you and your dog

    • @ZoobiethePopplio
      @ZoobiethePopplio ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Universe and Therapy

  • @lyssayonezawa6811
    @lyssayonezawa6811 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Petition to start a podcast where this man is free to rant to his heart's content using swear and slang

  • @1985toyotacamry
    @1985toyotacamry ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That Jimmy John's is both clever and funny. And that name suits that person threw the sandwich like a child.

  • @ocelotol
    @ocelotol ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bro can we just take a moment to respect all the people named Karen out there that are actually- not Karens? They make my day better when I find out there actual decent people

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On one hand you have Karens not wanting to wear masks...
    On the other hand you have Karens trying to force a mask onto a stranger's toddler in a stroller outside.
    There is no escape. Logic dies with the Karen.

  • @nathanblackburn1193
    @nathanblackburn1193 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    While I know why people use the term "Karen" for annoying entitled women I don't think I can bring myself to use it because my family's hairdresser is named Karen and she's lovely and I think she's only in her late 30's too so completely not the entitled selfish pains in the neck that people labelled as "Karens" are.

    • @seth-the-inactive
      @seth-the-inactive ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My nan is called Karen, she’s one of the nicest people I know.

    • @thehotwheelsreviews
      @thehotwheelsreviews ปีที่แล้ว

      karen has 2 meanings: Assholes, and people who are named that. sometimes they can be the same, but not always.

  • @fatboysgarage7984
    @fatboysgarage7984 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If you haven't already, I strongly encourage you to sign the petition. I've worked in food service for a long time and I agree. The idiots need to stop leaving bad reviews just because some 3rd party idiot found a way to mess up their order.

  • @heartofthewild680
    @heartofthewild680 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve always found it funny that people don’t want to wear a mask, because it’s the easiest to keep my nose warm when it’s freezing outside, and I plan to wear them every winter now.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In winter they genuinely can be nice, but in a 38 degree boiling classroom in midsummer with the heaters set to max, where I can’t see a damn thing because it steams up my glasses, it’s the absolute worst and I’m so glad I’m actually exempt.

  • @Kafj302
    @Kafj302 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:46 that's a power move, and damn that must have been great to watch.

  • @backgroundartist1879
    @backgroundartist1879 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Now that a lot of them are gone yeah” I- I can’t believe you just went there.... I- I’m speechless- the shots fired- I- I-

  • @guts60
    @guts60 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:05 My mom is missing an entire lung (removed when she was a child). She still wears a mask. She breaks her back in target lifting heavy ass boxes that weigh around 50+ pounds, and walks about 15-30 miles a day doing it. She still wears a mask. She also has asthma and has been exposed to a ton of second-hand smoke. She still wears a mask.

    • @nik_nikkii
      @nik_nikkii ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God, hands down the best person alive. Kudos to your mom. Despite her having all these things, she still wears a mask and abides the rules of C-19. Bless her.

    • @guts60
      @guts60 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nik_nikkii Well, we’re not crazy. We’re Christians and somehow we aren’t crazy (lol). In all seriousness, my mother is my superhero. Sure my father is great and I love him dearly, and he definitely works extremely hard, but my mom… I legitimately believe she must be a superhuman or something

  • @MrzArtzy
    @MrzArtzy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Karens: ATTACK! ONE PERSON CALL THE MANAGER, ONE PERSON GRAB THE PHONES- EVERYONE ELSE ATTACK THE EMPLOYEES-
    Me: yess- YESS-
    * Raven decides to join the Karens to cause more chaos! What will you do? Reply to this if you want to join the battle! *
    KARENS IN CHAOS: 4 (+?)
    CUSTOMERS: 0 (+1)
    EMPLOYEES: 0 (+?)

    • @Arand09mguy
      @Arand09mguy ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayo random role play? Okay then * pulls out a Minigun and kills the karens * Jobs done no more role play.

    • @senpaibro1890
      @senpaibro1890 ปีที่แล้ว

      *begins sipping my hot chocolate slowly in the background* I may have cocoa, but the tea over here is hot.

  • @maddog102
    @maddog102 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I went to a pizza restaurant a few weeks ago, really great place and affordable. Well when I got there with my grandfather and step grandmother, we were the first ones in. Like they just opened the doors, we all ordered the buffet and got our food, we just sat down and was chatting when this woman her daughter and who I can assume was the woman’s grandchildren walked in. The daughter looked like she was in her early to mid twenties, the grandmother looked like she was around in her 40s or so. They got the buffet and sat by the table closest to the buffet, got two plates of pizza. Now these people didn’t just have a few slices of pizza on the tiny plates, they had to have at least 10 slices on each plate. The kids were going wild but not to wild, they were climbing over and under the table, screamed when the grandmothers or the mothers legs were in the way, etc. My grandfather happened to look up and see that the eldest grandson who looked like he was in like 4th or 5th grade, so he was old enough to know better, shove his hand and grab a huge handful of pepperoni that was on the buffet. While the mother and grandmother just got up to grab more pizza, even tho they had over half left from the first time. We left shortly after but I felt so bad for the other customers and the workers there.
    Edit: because they looked like the type of people who would go after a restaurant if their kids got sick when they let their kids climbs over the table and let the kids set the food down on the table instead of a plate or a napkin.

  • @daisyjoy242
    @daisyjoy242 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:00 HOA made a parent take down a tree house, wtf

  • @ianjackson4721
    @ianjackson4721 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:04 can we just respect the fact that a man who has that injury is able to breathe through a mask? Fucking legend.

    • @ringcat69
      @ringcat69 ปีที่แล้ว

      and he's wearing glasses, what a dude

  • @sadie_1840
    @sadie_1840 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:39 karen has 0 friends

  • @xaviercordova762
    @xaviercordova762 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:06 you know how groups of animals are called different things a group of Karens should be called an entitlement

  • @BORLMBK
    @BORLMBK ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:32 I volunteer to do that. It would be great until one of the disgruntled customers comes back and sees me working there

  • @MythicBeanProductions
    @MythicBeanProductions ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me and my siblings were all C-section. I would have been born feet first but luckily they had the knowledge of how to perform this procedure. Had C-section never existed I would likely have died shortly after birth like my great uncle who died 2 days after being born. My great grandma still couldn't talk about it even when she was 103 because it was that hard on her.

  • @Springtrap11556
    @Springtrap11556 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Karen: “I can’t breathe!”
    My uncle, who had open heart surgery and lived with a single lung without knowing: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @obSUde
    @obSUde ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:43 if it's real i hope the dude didn't married that woman.

  • @Hansolyopeeps
    @Hansolyopeeps ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: all airports are supposed to universally speak English to communicate with pilots. I don’t know how this applies to ramp agents or security.

  • @waterlive
    @waterlive ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know a lady named Karen. And she is so chill that she didn't care that people were using her name in a negative way. She just didn't.

  • @GoodKingMody
    @GoodKingMody ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤣🤣The irony at 17:07 , with inflation she probably was paying what was worth more that what she is paying now! 1999 usd is worth more than today's usd.

    • @Fewerlious
      @Fewerlious ปีที่แล้ว

      I had the exact same fucking thought.

  • @LittleGhost521
    @LittleGhost521 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:32 I can't entirely blame that last person when I first saw that post a while back I also thought it said what they initially read, not what was intended, mostly because I can't tell if that's supposed to be a plus or a t

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:37 If you really think the Goldilocks zone is that tiny, maybe you should consider picking up astronomy.

  • @KingJokR
    @KingJokR ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Robin always apologizes for all his swearing in subreddits like these when the editors probably enjoy every second of it

  • @JadeHeartOfFire
    @JadeHeartOfFire ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I find it so strange that “Karen” is the meme about people being shitty and entitled. I’ve worked retail on and off for around ten years and male customers are way, way worse. Sure, women will yell and demand to speak to a manager, but so will men, and I’ve never had a woman sexually harass me, try to physically intimidate me, or attempt to start a fist fight with security.

    • @varkr2066
      @varkr2066 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've had woman do all three of those. Karen is both sexes and all races.

    • @drimms8060
      @drimms8060 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karen is not exclusive to women, there's plenty of male karen

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess that's because male Karens don't tend to be so extroverted in their behavior. The yelling, true, but the sexual harrassment thing is somewhat quiter than a temper tantrum, I think.

    • @ThSadomasohista
      @ThSadomasohista ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exact opposite with me. Granted, I'm a male myself, so hard to say how that influences it, but when we had that type of customer, women usually were worse. Don't get me wrong, had my fair share of yelling, aggressive males, but much smaller than yelling, aggressive females.

    • @ky5666
      @ky5666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are referring to a Kevin. Karen is mostly for women.

  • @rodrigomaximilianomarquezm5430
    @rodrigomaximilianomarquezm5430 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    04:26 Honestly. Why they even exist ? What made Home Owner Associations appear on first place? They seem just like a pain on the butt that absolutely no one likes, except control freaks.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว

      and that's the answer. People who don't want an HOE don't put any effort in 'NOT having an HOE', they just live with the default state. Those who want one (the controll freaks) put effort in changing the state to have their way. And most people don't do anything to stop them.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From what I remember they started so that predominantly white neighborhoods could try to keep out black and minority occupied housing, most people who weren’t rich white people couldn’t afford single family homes so they insisted on neighborhoods being built only out of them and made HOAs to stop affordable housing or even duplexes and multiple family homes being built/converted out of existing houses.

  • @beck7610
    @beck7610 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how when i worked at a grocery store a couple years ago, our store manager on more than one occaison has told belligerent assholes that were verbally abusing the teenage cashiers(usually me) to fuck right off. Something along the lines of "get the FUCK out of my store!" I love that guy, he gives no fucks, and has kept situations with drunk customers from escalating simply by kicking them out and not taking their shit.

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I do love those "Stop caring me Karen/Antivaxx/etc. !" as if there isn't plenty of far more derogatory things we can call them instead.

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:40
    Bad and naughty Karen's get put in the display case.

  • @that1person584
    @that1person584 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:16 can confirm that is how it is

  • @GreatFlyingBirdOfDeath
    @GreatFlyingBirdOfDeath ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:11
    ONE OF THOSE LOOKS LIKE THE KAREN FROM KAREN SIMULATOR

  • @draalttom844
    @draalttom844 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:18 I do that, that's why can't tip

  • @HassleHoffer372
    @HassleHoffer372 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:50 ”14,610,408,540 miles away from the earth, the Voyager 1 probe is still searching the universe”
    *”To find out who the F_CK ASKED”*

  • @unknownuwu8966
    @unknownuwu8966 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We need a Danganronpa game where every character is a Karen. The mastermind is the manager.

    • @zzzzo00o
      @zzzzo00o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      junko enoshimanager

    • @unknownuwu8966
      @unknownuwu8966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zzzzo00o Nekomaru the Ultimate Team MANAGER-

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The final plot twist: the mastermind is never caught and all contestants die

  • @kimhafner7463
    @kimhafner7463 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok it's your guys fault I'm not getting enough sleep. I just discovered you guys recently and there is so much for me to catch up on. Every night I tell myself this is the last video and 5 hours later I'm still watching y'all ❤️. Seriously guys you're killing me

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh just wait til you go back a few years and find out there were even more narrators for the channel. Damien is still a fan favorite for a ton of viewers. Also don't forget they have a partner channel, Ask Emkay, where it's this same thing but solely for the r/askreddit subreddit.

  • @Kanine80yt
    @Kanine80yt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    An Emkay post! A blessing from the gods!

  • @uggZymoroon
    @uggZymoroon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My brother recently told me about a mega chill supervisor they have at work who worked at a supermarket where he was the manager. This stores's policy was that everyone including the manager had to do register time. So the guy was doing his register shift and some dick (not a female Karen) got flustered that the cost of one item was literally 2 crowns (like 2 25ths of a dollar) more than the cost he saw when taking the item of the shelf, the guy told the dick ,,look, if you're that bothered by this, then just don't take the item and don't make such a fuss about this" which made the dick spiral into a rage and he started demanding the manager. The guy stood up from behind the register, shouted ,,I'M THE FUCKING MANAGER YOU CUNT" and punched him right in the jaw, putting the dick down on his ass. The guy behind the register just took his work shirt off and left the store because he knew he was fired 😂 maaaan if I stood in line at that moment I'd clap for the guy, what a legend

  • @fagaction
    @fagaction ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still waiting for the Retail purge to go into effect. For 24 hours, employees can and will do anything they want to Karens without losing their jobs while every manager takes a vacation, phones off.

  • @ssfdre38
    @ssfdre38 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Former Ikea employee here, one time I cursed out a customer due to the fact that he was in a restricted area before the store opened and was trying to go somewhere but I kept telling him that he can't do to the fact of safety reasons in my manager at the time heard me so let me get in front of this dude to face to stop him without touching him in all my manager said was go take 5 minutes and then come back. This was the only time I've ever cursed out a customer

  • @user-uf1tt3tp1p
    @user-uf1tt3tp1p ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:42 i knew the pucnhline as soon as i heard that line

  • @random_guy964
    @random_guy964 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:26 she don't know inflation?

  • @greyson2344
    @greyson2344 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:22 but trust me,
    *WE WANT TO, BADLY*

  • @ArsenicJellyfish
    @ArsenicJellyfish ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Props to the editors in these videos, they spend a lot of time editing the audio and censoring Robin’s swearing. Keep doing what you’re doing guys. These videos are great

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:16
    Yup. My grandparents, bless them, remember this since both my parents were born just a few years before this law was passed.
    They can all admit to having an adjustment period of getting used to the seatbelts, but they did it, especially after a couple of near missed accidents. But others they knew that didn't?
    Well, they don't say it outright, but I get the feeling they weren't as lucky.

  • @Thecocotiel
    @Thecocotiel ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guess I was never ACTUALLY born because my big ass head couldn’t physically fit through my mothers pelvis

  • @webejammin9937
    @webejammin9937 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:15 Carl located.

  • @luvvforichikahoshino
    @luvvforichikahoshino ปีที่แล้ว +1

    some lady was dancing in the middle of the street outside my house (somehow managed to not get hit by a car). i jokingly said “what’s karen doing today?” and she pulled out her earbuds and said “huh? did you need something? sorry, my name is karen” made me and my friend cackle

  • @thedwemercomrade2675
    @thedwemercomrade2675 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Robin is my favourite narrator because he's honest, and he still swears. By the way, love you editors.

  • @plastiqueneurosis
    @plastiqueneurosis ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:38 it’s not delivery, it’s dijorno is all I can think to say to not become outraged by Karen’s fundamental misunderstanding of her own biological misconceptions. If any neckbeards or Karen’s are asking, I’ll spell it out for you. Sometimes the baby is too big or sometimes the baby is in danger of unaliving inside your body or unaliving you in the process. So yes it’s a problem not exposing your newborn to your bacteria on its way out; but it’s even more of a problem having a my little unalive inside you to just sit there and give you septic shock. Sometimes ( even today) birthing a child will unalive both you and the baby. Which is why we have C section. And if you’re going to argue about the epidural I’ll put it this way; imagine pushing Godzilla out of your nostril at the expense of giving yourself an aneurysm. And now imagine the worst possible menstrual pain you’ve ever experienced multiplied by 100.

  • @isaactran2017
    @isaactran2017 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The True Karens" VS "Donald Trump"

    • @baconburgeronly3089
      @baconburgeronly3089 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vs I thought they were a team?

    • @Krow_Kid
      @Krow_Kid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baconburgeronly3089 XD

    • @isaactran2017
      @isaactran2017 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baconburgeronly3089 Vs Joe Biden

    • @baconburgeronly3089
      @baconburgeronly3089 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaactran2017 or Good old America

    • @isaactran2017
      @isaactran2017 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baconburgeronly3089 "the karens" Vs "God"

  • @JanusHoW
    @JanusHoW ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks to these people, Canada recently had ZERO new babies named Karen.
    Keep it up, Internet!

  • @yuishishido8780
    @yuishishido8780 ปีที่แล้ว

    Favorite response to these people “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are/were”
    They get so pissed off at it.

  • @Smudgerthetankengine
    @Smudgerthetankengine ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18:02 They knew exactly what they were doing

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/theyknew

  • @rodrigomaximilianomarquezm5430
    @rodrigomaximilianomarquezm5430 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    05:25 I say you are welcome and no problem all the time. I didn’t knew there was such problematic with those words……
    Next time I will just say Ye and evade the generational drama.

  • @brodiea2295
    @brodiea2295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 10:27 Robin says that he didn't know if stolen Valor was a crime, it infant is and can be punished up to ten years in prison and a large LARGE fine... so happy to let Robin know that it is a crime in America so yay! Also you are one of the best readers

  • @codystevenson3142
    @codystevenson3142 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like it when the editor interacts with the video it’s funny

    • @lonemarkkingoftypos3722
      @lonemarkkingoftypos3722 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same way how robin talks about how editor has to censor his naughty words lol. Just like jack and the editor. Id like to see both of them as buddies too.

  • @razorthedragon806
    @razorthedragon806 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:30 ... the term sheep.... it can be used in different contexts. Interperate that however you feel ;)

  • @eggofchaos1238
    @eggofchaos1238 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:49 And this is how you get NO FRIENDS

  • @Kryors
    @Kryors ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:21 I never thought I'd see one of my favorite streamers, Carl Sagan, in one of these videos

    • @lordquagsire5714
      @lordquagsire5714 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s also a microbiologist with multiple patents who has worked on vaccines. Idk how he has a doctorate and gets trolled so easily sometimes though…

  • @TheBlueEyedScotsman
    @TheBlueEyedScotsman ปีที่แล้ว

    I would absolutely love to see a video in which we are allowed to witness uncensored, completely unhinged Robin. I completely understand why you don't do that here, but I still think I need that at least once.

  • @brennawinbourn1345
    @brennawinbourn1345 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:23 the nice lady name is now alex

  • @blitzofchaosgaming6737
    @blitzofchaosgaming6737 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we please give Robin a subreddit he loves like r/Technicallythetruth? Thank you in advance.

  • @cutecorebunnyzz
    @cutecorebunnyzz ปีที่แล้ว

    this subreddit is the best tbh

  • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
    @2006PoyotaKirbolla ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need to hire people who can tell the Karen’s to screw off when the employees can’t.

  • @schwammsternwaca4380
    @schwammsternwaca4380 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The 7:13 literally made me cry.

  • @DarlexGardenWarden
    @DarlexGardenWarden ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:48 I was thinking the same thing

  • @tanishatoombs-wiks8309
    @tanishatoombs-wiks8309 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "oh ye-" for the bleeps of swears is amazing 🤣

  • @denispitariu9275
    @denispitariu9275 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:10 how about a reality show where the workers are paid a living wage and dont have to depend on tips ? :))

  • @LuxicG
    @LuxicG ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:36 is actually a good idea

  • @mr_willybilly
    @mr_willybilly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:21 I FEEL THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL I had to wear a mask every time we went out to a restaurant on our vacation to Spain and it was just constant fog in my glasses

  • @jellifish
    @jellifish ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:37 ah yes, thank you robin, I can assure you, I’m not wholesome
    -a wild Molly

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need to start a petition to bring lobotomy back.
    These Karen's deserve them.