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Those road paintjobs start making sense after you learn that they literally aren't paid enough to bother with doing their job properly.
I have a feeling that a lot of these are from the UK. Councils struggle enough as is, repair, resurface, repaint only what is needed.
Mostly it's because they aren't done by hand. There's a vehicle that sprays a line of paint out the bottom, and stopping the vehicle to pick up trash screws up the lines, assuming they can even see the trash from the driver's seat.
@@ThorinWolfwhich is also frustrating and sad
@@ThorinWolf is the government underpaying them? Might explain why the potholes were never filled in.
Workers repainting only the part of asphalt they replaced is pretty common nowadays. That's what you get when governments outsource the work to the cheapest offer. The company that included a complete repaint of the markings in their offer was too expensive and didn't get the job... So after all, literally not paid enough, but also literally not their job.
Having followed behind (not by choice) the vehicle that paints the lines I can tell you the people "painting" the lines never even see what's in the road until after it's painted. The vehicle paints the lines, there's a driver and a person who sits on the end of the truck facing backwards who loads more paint or something.
If my brother saw that pallet he would've immediately quit to avoid responding to concequences. That thing could've fallen and he would've been 100% blamed for it because he let that happen. Plus as funny as things falling is, I always feel so stressfull watching people destroy stock because of their negligence.
I don't think people realize how the lines on highways are painted. We drive a giant truck down the road at 15mph and have people in the back steering independent carts for both white and yellow lines on either side. No one is outside painting by hand, and there's no way we're interrupting the cycle of the yellow skips to stop and remove a tiny obstruction from the white line. It'll get painted again in a few years anyway.
No but 70% of that salt is gonna fall of the pretzel leaving the perfect amount
0:43 - Fun fact: we don't do the Kiss Cam in England. (But that's probably because our sports don't stop every 10 seconds.)
Because popular sports in the US (basketball, hockey, American Football) are different than England (football/soccer)????
@@Jelly.Fish1212yes
Wow, that IS fun!
@@happymark1668i know nothing of any sport, now im curious, how are they different
That hand mixer thing is actually a European language. It's Polish.
Smash
Smash
Polska mentioned 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅
That’s good to know.
The name of the product is Polish but the backwards “shutterstock” watermark isn’t. It means they stole the image to use on their packaging.
13:30 I think the cold drinks and quick snacks was a design choice. Since they are both right next to each other, they advertise each other if one is only looking one way. It's actually kind of nice, I would do something like intentionally.
Yes
I stopped at a pretzel stand once. They asked if I wanted it plain or salted and expecting them to sprinkle it on, I said salted. Dude opened a tub of salt and slammed the pretzel in it. It was like eating a salt block.
Thats not not my job, that is exactly what you wanted, just a bit too much. Maybe should've brushed some of it off?
@@Echo_the_half_glitchwhen did he say it was???
I’ve had the same thing but with a premade pretzel from Sam’s Club (membership store in America)
Love how he "phonetically" pronounces the messed up words. 😂
Not my problem!
Lol this video hasnt even been out for 20 minutes. That means nobody has finished this vid... Yet
Not my problem
@@Angelerfish2x speed
who looked at a pretzel and decided yup that should be called a pretzel
Germans
Is the german language just a guy hitting his head repeatedly onto a keyboard and deciding thats a language
@@laughingdragon9725 yes
@@Artificer_ well that explains it
Obviously the inventor, Elvis Pretzel Lee.
You lick it that pretzel you become dehydrated😂😂
I love that you read "Mikser ręczny" as if it was someone's name when in reality its gust polish for hand mixer
*just
5:09 What pisses me off most about this is the fact that they can abandon a package at your door, take a photo of it (yes, I realize this delivery driver didn't accomplish that part), and then wash their hands of it as if a porch pirate stealing your package isn't their fault. Delivery companies have become package abandonment companies and WE let them become that way.
But what's the alternative? Most people can't be home during the day to receive their package. If you're worried about people stealing your stuff, buy a locker or something.
I can't think of an alternate solution that the delivery company could provide for you.
@@hmnhntr Okay, so it's MY fault my package got stolen, not the company that was to ensure my package was obtained by the person they were contractually obligated to deliver it to.
@@Craxin01You didn't answer the question. What exactly are they supposed to do about it?
And no, it's the thief's fault, not yours or theirs.
@@hmnhntr I'll wager you're in your 20s, aren't you? Look into how they used to do things. They didn't just abandon the packages on doorsteps.
@@Craxin01Or....you could just answer the question. It's hard to research something as vague as "how packages were protected by delivery companies in the past". Surely it wouldn't have taken any longer than that comment.
EDIT: if you just mean leaving a slip, I literally referenced that in my first comment...as a practice that doesn't make sense anymore, as few households have someone there all day long nowadays.
10:00 fun fact "Mikser Ręczny" means "hand mixer" in polish
0:48
"Any idea why I pulled you over today?"
"No what's the issue officer"
"Step outside the vehicle for a moment, you just need to see what I'm seeing"
" *tis is but a scratch* "
"A SCRATCH?! YOUR ARM'S OFF!"
So we gonna ignore that Jack did an AD read without us noticing?
15:23 now I’m not an expert on this but I’m pretty sure that’s just Bri’ish 🤨🤔
Brito-serif more precisely 🧐
Road painters:In response to not getting paid enough, I shall piss you off and not care about removing nearby objects.
That discount code should be "SLICK" with how smooth of an ad read that was
Nah, man thats too much salt on that pretzel. But I was stationed in Germany and had some really great pretzels over there. Nothing I've gotten here at home compares.
When i hear Maggie all i can think of is Maggie from the Simpsons
Ive looked through
...like 10 WHOLE COMMENTS and have yet to find appreceation of Jack!!!! Where is all the Jack appreciation this video??? Usually its at least 3 for 10 comments!!!
More Jack appreciation!!!(and Editor appreciation!!!!)
I wish I had a foot capable of just nudging a cement block re-enforced with rebar 2 inches.
0:00 suprisingly, we would not have that much salt on our pretzels because everyone is CHEAAAAP
dying of laughter at the open toilets, commentary was perfect for that one
“Sensory play for their wheels”
As an autistic person with a kinda unique relationship with texture because of it….. now I’m just thinking of an autistic wheel lmfao
I love emkay it makes my day better and is entertaining thanks
9:15
The floor mat is fine, it's also not spelled wrong. It's just upside down.
The thing that wrong is the pricetag that said "6, - €"
Just looked at it again cause I couldn't work out what was wrong. The mat is spelled fine, but the sign above spells it ewoclem. Someone read it upside down and wrote that on the sign.
My hypothesis For the firealarm door Gate, is that the rails For the door were installed, Then the fire Alarm, Then the door itself
Jack singing bits
1:05
3:50
Hands down the best and most tasteful self promotion I've seen in a youtube video. GET YOUR emKay merch today!
I was about to comment how good that pretzel was, but now I'm just feeling ashamed, as an American.
3:05 Rec Room somewhat recently returned to an old 2021 version of Unity in accordance to the recent pricing announcements Unity made, and that placeholder was the changelog for the update.
However, they have then completely forgot to update the changelog for _FIVE FUCKING UPDATES_ now.
This is more than a r/notmyjob. This is basically just r/facepalm now.
I'm 20 seconds into this and you bring up that trash Milo's and y'all eat butter and sprinkles on bread like it's something sent from god. I am praying for your sake this video doesn't get more infuriating.
Edit: I am now at 1:30 and I am beyond frustrated I had no idea this was /crappydesign stuff.
I had a pretzel that was full coverd ln top with no pretzel showing... I hate who ever did it, i didnt even eat it cause i forget about it for a few days
dude there's absolutely nothing wrong with that soft fucking pretzel
Those guys are getting paid to paint lines not move things
18:35 Ahahah! No! What!? Why!? WHY!? THAT'S HORRIFYING!! O.O
Well if that Photo is taken in Germany,
than that makes senes,
Trains have to Stop bevor a crossing without railway barriers,
and the Train Driver sees the Bumbs and so knows that the track is cloesed ( in case the signal did not work properly)
@@0MarkHunter Interesting, I never knew that. Hard to tell if it's taken in Germany, though, considering the graininess of the pic.
I prefer when snacks are salty, but that pretzel is taking it over board
I read that as Nutmyjob
What else do you think redditors do in their free time?
14:58 who tf tried to EAT the bottom of the stall xD
That box stack/wrap one hit too close too home, takes me back to my coffee packing job, was that everyday, thankfully the boxes were smaller
As a Hungarian I can confirm that those a pure aesthetic choices to show off the beautiful infrastructure, 100% no sarcasm lol
That first one I don't really see a problem here to be honest I know a lot of people who prefer a lot of salt on them
I would be more than fine with that pretzel
the very last one is obviously the martian translation 🙂
In America we need more salt on pretzels i swear to god THEY ADD NONE
2:34 Anyone else start ascending here?
Day 1079 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Oh dear God. You aren't lying.
This is dedication right here.
6:33 b-b-b-b-b-b-best part of the video
6:42 Found Brazil, boss.
I'm gonna be honest that is a fairly normal American pretzel.
3:15 REC ROOM!!!!
❤️🔥. Memes like these give me heartburn.
That reference is falling flatter than the hose when the train runs over it
As an American looking at the over salted pretzel:
*Pushes it over to you*
Stop explaining and take it.
0:13 average Sheetz salt pretzel amount.
I have had a pretzel like that, it was awful as without salt it is just plain bread but they just dunked it in enough salt to cause a stroke
As a Spaniard, I can confirm that your pronunciation of Malaga was indeed excellent 👌🏻
13:55 BASHKORTOSTAN MENTIONED 🛐🛐🛐
Duck tape, fixes everything
Duck tape is a way better name than duct tape, am I right?
@@iclynnx I heard duck tape can't fix any quacks
Ohh this subreddit is always funny. Happy Wednesday EmKay🙏
7:05 Fun fact: one of the ads for this movie actually continued this chain of trailers that make references to the previous movie.
it went Barbie > TMNT > Paw Patrol.
The update one reminds me of
‘Allan please add details.’ From Hitman: Blood Money. (They also referenced it in Hitman: Absolution.)
The first pretzel looks like a kidney disaster waiting to happen
As an American, I actually have had a pretzel like this.
6:33 I think Jack sometimes has a little too much fun with these narrations...
Wtf is a milo 0:36
Chocolate malt. It has a mix and a drink. Or if your talking about Southern drink it's sweet tea.
15:49 That's not Fox News. It's a local broadcast TV channel in Washington state, and this is a good example of their news department's standards of quality. Every night, the news is just three violent assaults, a car accident, and a fire. And it's all explained to you by someone standing shivering in the dark on a deserted street where currently nothing is happening. Meanwhile, in the studios, the newscasters always look like an intentional parody of unreasonable appearance standards for news anchors. Yes, it's part of the Fox network, but they keep the Fox agenda pretty subtle, because they're in a very blue-state TV market. It's incredibly farcical, but you get to see Doppler weather radar images at 10PM, earlier than the other stations, so there's that.
3:14 didn't expect to see rec room here
I KNOW RIGHT!!!
any tips for someone going to school for Network Admin? I'm currently and engineer and hate it, have my associates in mech eng, but want something more fun for me. I'm going back to school in the fall of 2024 and don't know what to expect. I'm entirely self-taught and I like to think I know quite a lot more than the average tech bro, but I want the official schooling. Any tips and help are appreciated!
15:11 that countdown is kinda correct, that's shown in seconds and goes down 1 by 1. For whatever reason, the "You must wait" message does not update, but if you refresh the page it'll show the current time rounded to minutes. I don't get where the 100 seconds part comes from, 1299 seconds is around 21 minutes.
10:34 Slalom course!
Here before 1k (all)
Snack 8s is a better code than boobin
Here's the cool thing about America when elected officials don't do their jobs it's usually up to the people to hold them accountable, but there's so many different ways they can abuse the system that that doesn't always happen
My father would totally buy car meat aroma. But then again he thinks meet is spelled meat he's so obsessed with meat. Could the dyslexia though.
When you
wow first one starts off dumb. you seriously gonna complain about that? ya know you can just brush some of it off? make it the right amount for you. much easier to remove some than it is to get more to stick after it's made.
There are pretzels that u put a little water on then add the salt urself. Then microwave
0:08 i would actually try it tbh
Nice phone:)
16:00 missed opportunity to insert Mortal Kombat clip of the guy who yells, "Toastie."
hidden self sponsorship. I think that I'm the only one who found that. I'm not even sure that I'm right!
In Japan shipping company give robot help outfits AND likey better pay
14:56 The toilet seats don’t even match!
7:26 📸 "I don't think that's supposed to be that way..."
1:40 the is probably a beam in the middle preventing them from placing it there.
16:03 that is standard practice.
4:24 theres no way thats a real webpage, thats gotta be a mockup
0:26 same
i see the title was changed, wich is good. previous one looked like it was AI-generated lmao
Hello
2:34 editor should've done the "feedback with scaling" effect svdden death's VJ uses a lot
As someone with POTS that pretzel is perfect
Same
@spawnerist6241 Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (POTS) is a condition that causes a number of symptoms when you transition from lying down to standing up, such as a fast heart rate, dizziness and fatigue. Normally, your body’s autonomic nervous system balances your heart rate and blood pressure to keep your blood flowing at a healthy pace, no matter what position your body is in. If you have POTS, your body can’t coordinate the balancing act of blood vessel constriction (squeezing) and heart rate response. This means that your body can’t keep your blood pressure steady and stable. One thing that helps POTS is an increased in sodium, or a bunch of salt
@spawnerist6241 basically what the other person said, the reason salt helps is because it increases water retention, which increases blood volume, which helps stabilize the funky blood pressure
14:42 can we talk about the fact that someone ate the wall at the left of the photo (it has a big chunk missing)
0:20 Nah, we don’t even have this much on our pretzels, that could stop a horse’s heart.
That first one looks horrifying to me and I loooove lots of salt on my soft pretzels so that's saying a lot
11:35 thats Depo DIY....or...well... every retail store-warehouse.