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  • @1EmuFan
    @1EmuFan ปีที่แล้ว +783

    All the narrators should do a video together

    • @iq_nonexistent
      @iq_nonexistent ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I wonder how many times people have asked for this to happen

    • @The_Void0001
      @The_Void0001 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yess

    • @baconmaster233
      @baconmaster233 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I do agree my good sir

    • @1EmuFan
      @1EmuFan ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Kevin Klunder i was trying to help people suggest it

    • @unfunnyskull
      @unfunnyskull ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Kevin Klunder real

  • @horrorrake5389
    @horrorrake5389 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    For the people asking the narrators to do a episode together. All the compilations are them doing it together without being together.

    • @music-lv3dl
      @music-lv3dl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is true

    • @horrorrake5389
      @horrorrake5389 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rach , I know right

    • @geeksofaviation
      @geeksofaviation ปีที่แล้ว +2

      18:28 looks like that dudes ass had a Vietnam war

    • @horrorrake5389
      @horrorrake5389 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@geeksofaviation. Bros in a whole different league of conversations

    • @geeksofaviation
      @geeksofaviation ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@horrorrake5389 oh I didn’t know I was replying

  • @C0wy_
    @C0wy_ ปีที่แล้ว +92

    As a torontonian, i apologize for the bacon grease and vinegar guys

    • @SpamTongbutcool
      @SpamTongbutcool 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      not forgiven as i am going to help make it worse for views

  • @caleb4772
    @caleb4772 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:39 "I know what I've got." Yes. So does Poison Control. It's called "botulism".

  • @Creatorsan
    @Creatorsan ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle.
    My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry)
    when it was empty.

    • @3615_TT
      @3615_TT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      are you by chance.... Canadian?

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@3615_TT Yep. Right on the money.

    • @3615_TT
      @3615_TT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Creatorsan knew it lol

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.

  • @aBronyPlays
    @aBronyPlays ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's called a loft bed.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets
    Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL

  • @gothic-icarus
    @gothic-icarus ปีที่แล้ว +71

    perks of having insomnia is seeing emkay posts early :D

    • @dudepop1456
      @dudepop1456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D

    • @JustARandomMountain
      @JustARandomMountain ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or you can live in another timezone :D

    • @1EmuFan
      @1EmuFan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For me its perks of summer break (i live in a timezone where it posts during school)

    • @bitten2up
      @bitten2up ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@1EmuFan watch (or lesson during class

    • @1EmuFan
      @1EmuFan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bitten2up i dont have a phone yet so idk how to bring an ipad to school

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Yoda doll is ripped. “Lift, bro, do you even?”

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:00:16 That's a cropped picture of Michelangelo's _Creation of Adam_ , the painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

  • @dudepop1456
    @dudepop1456 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It's so funny the part where there's an actual person looking for a crackhead

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.

  • @FeedEgg
    @FeedEgg ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.

  • @NekoColaQ
    @NekoColaQ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:36 I love the censor on the dog in this one

  • @Hugh-Man0006
    @Hugh-Man0006 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.

  • @officialbozo
    @officialbozo ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video
    also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup ปีที่แล้ว +15

    While I would never buy food on Craigslist, I love seeing people list food on Craigslist.

    • @-_Nifi_-
      @-_Nifi_- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’d buy some food from Craigslist then sell it again to see if anyone is stupid enough to buy it again

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.

  • @Ra1ndr0p
    @Ra1ndr0p ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:28 yeah that is snake shed. You can use it to make cool necklaces though.

  • @wandering_poot
    @wandering_poot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Grandfather clock without the clock"
    My tiny peanut brain: heehoo grandfather

  • @realjettlag
    @realjettlag ปีที่แล้ว +4

    33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.

    • @maddythelion
      @maddythelion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I tried googling them and nothing came up. Do they have a website or TH-cam channel etc?

  • @glockenwise
    @glockenwise ปีที่แล้ว +9

    19:16 actual respect for this dude

  • @minecraftexpertstudios7368
    @minecraftexpertstudios7368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is essentially "Bruh" at everything people are selling online

  • @yuzuruizumieggy
    @yuzuruizumieggy ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Video 8 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

  • @TheoddLegend
    @TheoddLegend ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget

  • @Cinnamon_Fox_Official
    @Cinnamon_Fox_Official ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another awesome emkay video!
    Edit: why thank you kind kind John M. Emkay for thy heart

  • @supermarionoobs2639
    @supermarionoobs2639 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be fair... that is a PERFECT Dorito.

  • @Arcanist_Gaming
    @Arcanist_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

    24:49 Not gonna lie, I _adore_ the evil-looking goat. One Baphomet goat, please lmao

  • @maccajft9616
    @maccajft9616 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's a new level of broke when your offering to sell ypur dead sisters smelly used knickers. That had me laughing so hard.

  • @elgato3767
    @elgato3767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20 That is literally every Lego Technic set.

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is crazy to me that people have never heard of $2 notes

  • @Mantheman01938
    @Mantheman01938 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:21 it’s actually not bad my school served it once and it tasted like an enchilada

  • @gabbieblue
    @gabbieblue ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft

  • @HolyCarp0
    @HolyCarp0 ปีที่แล้ว

    the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious

  • @10percent4DaBigGuy
    @10percent4DaBigGuy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the PBC pipe bed would actually be strong coming to think about it

  • @Capybara3332
    @Capybara3332 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:30 this shit caught me off guard

  • @r0tten.b0y
    @r0tten.b0y ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the sub that makes me laugh hysterically

  • @crazyjake2016
    @crazyjake2016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The r/crackheadcraigslist compilation has come and I like it. I like things like r/crackheadcraigslist. Please make more videos like this.

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a quote that describes my sentiment to the 🦍 gorilla. “I doubt that you can, but intrigued that you might.”

  • @Thomas_Everman
    @Thomas_Everman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    21:39 Fun fact: If your Ferrari is in the shop, some shops in Eurpoe will give you a custom Fiat 500 with Ferrari badges as a courtesy car.

  • @theminerwithin9316
    @theminerwithin9316 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idiot doesn't know that 2$ bills are a real currency. They're rare, but they're still money.

  • @Femaiden
    @Femaiden ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm starting wonder if some people create these just for the meme. . .like the "tell" is when they say "no lowballs, i know what i have"

  • @samsaverino8159
    @samsaverino8159 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.

  • @Aviationlife408
    @Aviationlife408 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should do another accidental racism one. That was really funny and there aren’t enough videos about it.

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This lucky bastard here starts T today!

    • @bjmccann1
      @bjmccann1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations!!!

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.

  • @GunsAndAmmo3
    @GunsAndAmmo3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I know I'm gay and can't do math but" 😂😂😂 this is a great quote and a great video from great channel

  • @prodbytarantino
    @prodbytarantino ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I want to hear you fart from the front” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever read😭

    • @realjettlag
      @realjettlag ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can only guess it's a kid who's only heard schoolboy rumors of what goes on with girls *down there* and he thinks he's being edgy and naughty.

  • @branson12345
    @branson12345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I know what will happen when he takes me out of the basement

  • @smartduck904
    @smartduck904 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know we all want that Victorian baby yeet machine

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow ปีที่แล้ว

    18:56 I love seeing Corner Gas references in the wild!

  • @Metaljacket420
    @Metaljacket420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.

  • @samsimington5563
    @samsimington5563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:48 Jesus Christ! That's WAY too creepy to be art 😨

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl3958 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would buy that dorito if it comes with warranty that it does not get bitten vertically

  • @markivantv4395
    @markivantv4395 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was going to study until I saw this, I'm going to watch every emkay video now. This is better than studying.

    • @pubert2024
      @pubert2024 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no shit anything is

    • @ms.magenta
      @ms.magenta ปีที่แล้ว

      chill emkay videos to study/relax to

  • @thesnuckiscool
    @thesnuckiscool ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those people have nothing else to do exept selling trash that they don't want man

  • @leahbender7032
    @leahbender7032 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let's be very serious, we all want that bar of copper. Or at least I do!

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Banana, shroom and Jesus? Take my money.

  • @lawierdwitch
    @lawierdwitch ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm just crying over the dog carpet, wth... my week is more ruined than I ever imagined it could

  • @soulucao
    @soulucao ปีที่แล้ว +1

    45:07 that car looks well made enough, take my money bro

  • @RobinBeirne
    @RobinBeirne ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Mac and cheese comes out of a box" is the most American take 😂

  • @thisisdvd8094
    @thisisdvd8094 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    20:49 this is from a school bus, it's that little stop sign on the side that swings out.

  • @machinegunangel
    @machinegunangel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The guy cleaning smoking pieces for free is a legend!!

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!

  • @jhorn64
    @jhorn64 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 I had a similar idea to replace most of the furniture in my bedroom like this but made out of high quality wood with the desk being below the bed and the end not against the walls being bookshelves built into it to still have all my furniture but increasing the useable space in my fairly small bedroom, it most definitely would not look like the work of a mad plumber though

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:43 THEY CENSORED OUT THE DOG’S FACE TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY 😭

  • @AmbroseArietes
    @AmbroseArietes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the bacon grease one is a southern nightmare

  • @VioletxSkies
    @VioletxSkies 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:53 the maternity belly button ring is for girls who already have the piercing so it doesn't close up while they're pregnant

  • @luckylmj
    @luckylmj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi.
    Why someone would create this, I have no idea

  • @joelhemphill8005
    @joelhemphill8005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I fell asleep with this video on and the blue jean couch was in my dreams

  • @elizabethhart2434
    @elizabethhart2434 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bought it just dont want it anymore "😂😂😂😂

  • @goldenfox76
    @goldenfox76 ปีที่แล้ว

    33:42 I saw someone who was wearing a monster can mask and I had to resist the urge to question every life choice they made up until then

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    6:49 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE THAT, LET ALONE TWO OF THEM

  • @Lyladagger02
    @Lyladagger02 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Okay but the wasp nest decoy is definitely good to help keep REAL WASPS away.

  • @mari-du7wl
    @mari-du7wl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For jack,no nfl ballpoint pens are super common, hell they give them away for free sometimes, i wonder if rugby pens are also common

  • @ninagrosh
    @ninagrosh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:46 the brim with no Yankee

  • @simslayer7352
    @simslayer7352 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    42:05 you’d be surprised the money you could sell that for given wood prices nowadays.

  • @anin871
    @anin871 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my country they sell a Gas Station, online

  • @-Ring_Leader_Ruckus
    @-Ring_Leader_Ruckus ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, if no one noticed that, SOMEONE LITERALLY USED FURSUIT EYE BLANKS FOR THE JESUS STATUE THAT WATCHES YOU-

  • @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming
    @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    The yankee with no brim 15:13
    The brim with no yankee 24:46

  • @larkhaven1582
    @larkhaven1582 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i want those ramen/noodle seasonings though

  • @romanfermin575
    @romanfermin575 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have a good day emkay

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:03 I'd buy that for myself and eat the whole thing in one sitting

  • @smileymalaise
    @smileymalaise ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spit on it, pawpaw

  • @TheCollectorMagnolia
    @TheCollectorMagnolia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want a quirky haunted mask. That’s it, that’s the comment.

  • @AnekoF90
    @AnekoF90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:29 looks more like Kirby than Slave 1 tbh

  • @spoonsimp
    @spoonsimp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:23 SPOONS!!!!!!!!!

  • @AngstyCanine
    @AngstyCanine ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EmKay is the reason Im the funny friend, you have blessed and cursed me thank you.

    • @wirehim
      @wirehim ปีที่แล้ว

      if ur using reddit jokes ur probably not funny ur just weird 😂😂😂😂

    • @AngstyCanine
      @AngstyCanine ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wirehim ok? I genuinely don’t care 💀

    • @wirehim
      @wirehim ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AngstyCanine u get bullied

    • @AngstyCanine
      @AngstyCanine ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wirehim I’ve been bullied once 💀

  • @lethalwolf7455
    @lethalwolf7455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao at the $2 bills fake movie money

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:56 I’m actually surprised they didn’t make it a regular thing if it was really that popular. They should at least bring it around once a year like the McRib

  • @buddyy9558
    @buddyy9558 ปีที่แล้ว

    The perfect derito made me smile ☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @PachaJosh
    @PachaJosh ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that ramen powder still for sale in northern utah?? My step-dad would love this.

  • @skaviouz
    @skaviouz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    24:46 I am awake, that's the brim to a previous "yankee" cap without brim.

  • @Salt_and_Peroxide
    @Salt_and_Peroxide ปีที่แล้ว

    i cant stop my laughter

  • @Millieror64
    @Millieror64 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:12 this reminds me of the bed they make in the movie "Stepbrothers"