Eddie Izzard - Glorious 1997 - Plane safety - bird strike - chocolate biscuits

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  • @TatumGrace-kw5eu
    @TatumGrace-kw5eu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I've never heard a crowd say awe like that to a comedian and immediately be like whoooooo they all wanted more and he was a absolute delight 😊

  • @pikewerfer
    @pikewerfer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You just got to love Eddie!! One of the best comedians in the world!!

    • @techtitanuk5609
      @techtitanuk5609 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the worst

    • @Randomunsername
      @Randomunsername ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@TechTitan UK It's so weird to comment on TH-cam videos of comedians you don't like. Why do that? Why be here in the first place?
      Also, from an objective standpoint, anyone that can make any audience at all laugh is not one of the worst comedians. Clearly Eddie is far far above that bar. So what are you on about? Just bigoting around I suppose?

  • @sharontaylor4403
    @sharontaylor4403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Naaaaaaaaa Chocolate biscuits 😠” 😂😂..found this after all that time ago watching in the 90s..feels like coming home……absolutely bloody love it ❤️

  • @imyouandurme
    @imyouandurme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    E.I.'s one of my favorite comics for the simple reason that he just has a funny personality. Not sure how much of his material is purely improvisational, but it seems like _most_ of it is. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with him, but that's half the fun. His shows are chock full of mental imagery and satires so wonderfully original I have to watch them several times just to catch everything.

    • @lambertbrother1628
      @lambertbrother1628 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that's because he's dyslexic and can't write it down to help him remember it and rehearse in advance. I expect he goes on with a few ideas and just expands on them.

    • @peastonprice
      @peastonprice 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lambert Brother I can assure you that Eddie scripts every line very tightly. The trick he pulls so well is to appear that he is ad libbing...

    • @peterjoyfilms
      @peterjoyfilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      imyouandurme I don't think he improvises any of it. But his delivery is absolutely perfect which is what makes it seem so natural. I love the man, total genius

    • @mastod0n1
      @mastod0n1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@peterjoyfilms there was someone on another one of their videos that commented they saw them two nights in a row and it while Eddie hit all of the main points everything else was slightly different and fresh. So Eddie probably has a general idea and structure to the show but with some wiggle room to improvise.

    • @-bobrelph
      @-bobrelph ปีที่แล้ว

      First time listening. Hilarious 😂 going to look for more x

  • @Meisha-san
    @Meisha-san ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What a wholesome salute that is. The audience goes, Awww! when Eddie announces that it's the end of the show 😊

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When I die, I hope I'm in a position to have my last words be "Oh, for fuck's sake." 😂

  • @bsearer1434
    @bsearer1434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As a pilot he makes me happy .Its still my biscuit though.

  • @alexron2023
    @alexron2023 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve seen some of his shows on dvd. They are superb and if you blink and miss something you can always rewind the dvd. I don’t know how he’s able to remember all his sketches and improv and every time he comes up with a different comedic twist. Brilliant! 😅

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fantastic ⭐️⭐️🌟⭐️⭐️

  • @kookiemonster9172
    @kookiemonster9172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The only reason I come here is "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chocolate biscuits!" I can't get enough of it! Haha

  • @sanym.collins8404
    @sanym.collins8404 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ❤❤❤😂😂😂Noah on his speedboat

  • @hsin-yichow5594
    @hsin-yichow5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    bad idea of taking a gulp of water while watching this clip cant breathe !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 eddie's comedy can cure depressions

  • @mikaelabowen5781
    @mikaelabowen5781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nobody does stand up better than Eddie.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love Eddie Izzard!! :) 🌷🌱

  • @lauracameron2753
    @lauracameron2753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "chocolate biscuits.. perks of the trade" HAHAHAA!! Brilliant!! :)

  • @gabsterj2010
    @gabsterj2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    LOL, "Listen very carefully I've got a bad feeling about this flight I don't think we're going to make it."

    • @do3807
      @do3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love that lmao

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath2046 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I can't watch the life jacket demonstration on planes any more without thinking of this and trying not to burst out laugjing

    • @dengueberries
      @dengueberries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every time they say top up i cackle

    • @Euroviking86
      @Euroviking86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was on a flight the other day and when they demonstrated the top-up, all I could think was, "I don't want top-up - I want STAYS up!" XD

  • @magicmansm
    @magicmansm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "welcome to flight....1 , from here to there"

  • @jaomwtoptd
    @jaomwtoptd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The most urbane and erudite stand up comedian.

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Without a doubt, one of the funniest comics to ever exist!! I absolutely love you!! ❤️

  • @BJMallory
    @BJMallory 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Chocolate biscuits!! *nnnnaAAA!*

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No complete sentences required: just “chocolate biscuits” + plane dive sounds 😂

  • @thomask6798
    @thomask6798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Eddie Izzard is Robin Williams on Valium.
    In that he is as intelligent & skilled in improvising.

  • @allenjenkins06
    @allenjenkins06 9 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    It has to feel good when you announce the show is over and are met by a big groan of disappointment.

    • @MrBjornibjorn
      @MrBjornibjorn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaww!!! :( They loved it! :D

    • @heversantos7006
      @heversantos7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I felt the same watching on TH-cam. I wanted to hear more. I felt like a kid hearing bed time stories 🙂

    • @FingersMahoney
      @FingersMahoney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's how you know you have effing made it. Screw a standing ovation. Leave them wanting more!

    • @louisfriend1851
      @louisfriend1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The same doesn't apply to sex.

    • @martm216
      @martm216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes indeed. With most of public speaking efforts the groan comes at the start! 😏

  • @LauraMalek-qd5dp
    @LauraMalek-qd5dp หลายเดือนก่อน

    "And we crashed into a mountain. And I DIED." 😅 Love his delivery!

  • @Cygnus0lor
    @Cygnus0lor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:08 In case one goes:"Oh for fuck's sake..." =))))))

  • @marthabenedict9548
    @marthabenedict9548 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    your co-pilot today is... a themos of coffee. lol

  • @christines.3089
    @christines.3089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just love him!! So witty and funny :-)

  • @Chrysaries
    @Chrysaries 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Some of them are safety exits, some of them are false!"

  • @juliangiulio3147
    @juliangiulio3147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonderful, Playful Child at one with the adult, here!
    Such a colourful, joyous, mad, silly odyssey that is so likeable, I think his likeability, -or then at least, is key!
    Who'd have thought that as a child, one could still carry on and get even more Silly -and Share it with others! :)

  • @serpenthydra
    @serpenthydra ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 'aaawww' at the end says it all...

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my favorite bits of stand-up comedy from my 4th favorite comedian ever.

    • @omarkhan5223
      @omarkhan5223 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who are your favorites
      ?

    • @do3807
      @do3807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need to see your list...

    • @miroslavmilan
      @miroslavmilan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@do3807 I think he’s not telling us.

  • @scopex2749
    @scopex2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best comedian and all round great person on the planet. I love his routines I i bet if he did a show every night , each night would be different to the one before! His. Humour is so random and hilarious BUT he has the chocolate biscuits SPOT ON! I flew to the Isle of Man in a tiny caravan with wings and it was JUST like he described 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣👍🏻

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His comedy is good but in real life he's the saddest fuck ever, sadly.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I miss drag Eddie. Not to mention planted mic Eddie. Both elements seem to help him make much better shows. Seriously, do planted mics cost a lot money these days? And Eddie's just more comfortable in drag.

  • @amandanectar
    @amandanectar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    chocolate biscuits or death!

    • @TechUnadept
      @TechUnadept 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +amandanectar Thank you for flying Church of England.

    • @shaydystheshadowqueen9584
      @shaydystheshadowqueen9584 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +TechUnadept Would you like a Top-Up to go with that?

    • @valicourt
      @valicourt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shaydys, The Shadow Queen Twix please?!

    • @Euroviking86
      @Euroviking86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're gonna run out of chocolate biscuits at this rate.

    • @THEMathHacker-121
      @THEMathHacker-121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The pilot didn’t expect such a rush

  • @terryrussel523
    @terryrussel523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    . . . and then he says that's the end of the show and the audience responds with a disappointed lament ! HAAAAWWWW ! I have NEVER heard an audience do that before ! ! !

    • @MrBloodbunny
      @MrBloodbunny  8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and after that he returned and talked about the computers :)

    • @Euroviking86
      @Euroviking86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aka the best encore ever.

    • @phxgator
      @phxgator ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrBloodbunny print control P, print control P, print control P

  • @leirgauk
    @leirgauk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Edge is one of the BEST MOVIES EVER!!!

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "and we hit a mountain.."
    Ok that was eerie

  • @singleplayermoments
    @singleplayermoments ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love his grave “we don’t know…” 🤣

  • @thx1138thecrane
    @thx1138thecrane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He was dubbed by Monty Python as one of the missing Pythons. He is comedy Nobility.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love the sort of cave man argument about the chocolate biscuits.

  • @fakepapertiger528
    @fakepapertiger528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She's a treasure

    • @cassidywest5539
      @cassidywest5539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he

    • @charliekane135
      @charliekane135 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cassidywest5539 I'd have put money on that response 😆
      so utterly predictable

  • @TechUnadept
    @TechUnadept 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jammy Dodgers! NYEEEEH!!! Den we hit a mountain. And I died.
    LOLOLOLOLOL...

  • @victoriasmith2512
    @victoriasmith2512 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chocolate biscuits! That and covered in beesssssssssss best ever

  • @ReligiousAnon
    @ReligiousAnon ปีที่แล้ว

    He's so cute.

  • @robertmchenry5274
    @robertmchenry5274 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Made my day, week, month.

  • @EnmandsBand1
    @EnmandsBand1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This show was peak-Izzard

  • @AmiUnhinged
    @AmiUnhinged ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My joke like this is the epithet "so and so is your biggest fan," I said "fattest fan, not the largest apparatus of fanning"

    • @AmiUnhinged
      @AmiUnhinged ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes jokes go horribly wrong #gaycynicismisanautonomousapocalypse someone was telling me how they were having a torrid affair, bit of the old extramarital. I said "oh, you bad little kitten," like, we have this mad church bell ringer who can't keep time.
      Turns out you can't say that to Buddhists, in case they gene splice you with a kitten.
      So then it was: "oh, you're a one," how inane!? What to say? "This mummy would strangle you if it wasn't desiccated"

  • @Marny5580
    @Marny5580 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    June 2015 - see you live at San Diego Civic ... yippee!!!

  • @u4riahsc
    @u4riahsc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want chocolate biscuits now, guess I’ll have to go down to the all night gas station…

  • @iainjamieson727
    @iainjamieson727 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eddie has recently stated that he/she would like to be called Susan. Personally I thought he would have ran with genuivive le bon bon
    Big opportunity missed. Love you Susan 😸

  • @TheAngello120
    @TheAngello120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ed' intelligence level is off scale .

  • @aliciablack1254
    @aliciablack1254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aay chocolate biscuits aayy, digestives...crap biscuits, aayy!

  • @Abracadabra17771
    @Abracadabra17771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed so hard when he did "fck! nyyyyyyyyn!" xD

  • @baldrbraa
    @baldrbraa ปีที่แล้ว

    97? That’s beginning to feel like a very long time ago

  • @terryhoover4687
    @terryhoover4687 ปีที่แล้ว

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @seanhammon6639
    @seanhammon6639 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this man. Unrivalled!

  • @sands7779
    @sands7779 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Listen very carefully, I've got a bad feeling about this flight would definitely get my attention 😅

  • @myvideochannel6404
    @myvideochannel6404 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😂😂pilots , coffee thermos..hilarious..

  • @marynoonan6111
    @marynoonan6111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Back when he was hilarious.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh boo hoo

  • @nicholasbell9017
    @nicholasbell9017 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tunnock's caramel wafers would be my preferred choice before hitting that 14 foot mountain. But, you can't have everything.

  • @Junius
    @Junius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:47, the part we all came for.

  • @billkendrick1
    @billkendrick1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was Popcorn he played on the "pan pipes", wasn't it!? 😅

  • @ArcaneSurreal
    @ArcaneSurreal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep pressing 9 to summarise the skit. :P

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of Dara O’Briain and his shiny sexy blue suit.

  • @jjstewart4341
    @jjstewart4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:10 😭😭😭

  • @DonCramon
    @DonCramon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi is fucking funny. I could see him making a cartoon serie, like Family guy or something. His mimic is flawless.

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah Eddie……you’re rather like a, umm, a private parts’ motivational device. You NEVER fail to do the job. 😋

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 ปีที่แล้ว

    :) 👍

  • @IronMagus
    @IronMagus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fuck are jammie dodgers? *googles it* oh fuck yeah, I'll crash a plane for those things! (Raspberry filled shortbread cookies for us yanks.)

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    private showing

  • @madman2u
    @madman2u 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fuck, I thought someone was breaking in :P @ 1:39

  • @traceycancio8066
    @traceycancio8066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Looks like a cross between Rob Thomas and Ozzy.

    • @seanjones5653
      @seanjones5653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cannot unsee that now

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm just letting this mouse run over my hands... Lol!

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam ปีที่แล้ว

    Big Beak O'Riley

  • @susi-emily
    @susi-emily 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes, I remember this. When the Izzard used to be funny.

    • @charliekane135
      @charliekane135 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the new stand up stuff like?

  • @simong.7948
    @simong.7948 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jammie Dodgers?!!?!

  • @damaged05170
    @damaged05170 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    chuck man

  • @jaykruger8075
    @jaykruger8075 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    j

  • @AmitKumar-zd5sq
    @AmitKumar-zd5sq 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is he a boy or a girl

    • @MrBloodbunny
      @MrBloodbunny  10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He's a male lesbian.

    • @chancebostick8688
      @chancebostick8688 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He's an executive transvestite

    • @courtneyshauntel9827
      @courtneyshauntel9827 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Chance Bostick EXACTLY ON POINT!!! 💯👍 🙌 👏 💄👔👠

    • @ibosquez5238
      @ibosquez5238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AHHAN KUMAR
      simple question, simple answer: he's a man
      and he's a really kind, nice man and very intelligent too

    • @SuperRichie200
      @SuperRichie200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't know.

  • @thomasbrookes3085
    @thomasbrookes3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    as funny as arseache

  • @techtitanuk5609
    @techtitanuk5609 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not funny at all

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does and who do you respond to be?!
    Thank you!! 💜👍🏼😉🌈