Ricky Gervais - Fat People

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  • @martinkolar6197
    @martinkolar6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13939

    Being fat is one of few problems you can run from.

    • @celapossiamofare87
      @celapossiamofare87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Very well put ;)

    • @duffpaddy3996
      @duffpaddy3996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      ... If you still can run without breaking your ankles 😂

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@duffpaddy3996 less weight.

    • @user-fq4hj8yv2z
      @user-fq4hj8yv2z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@duffpaddy3996 Still doable

    • @joekush9095
      @joekush9095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wiser words never have been spoken

  • @martinhudobivnik5895
    @martinhudobivnik5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9311

    I'd love to hear him having a go.

    • @wheresmyjuulx8715
      @wheresmyjuulx8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😂 same

    • @sonnyparker5231
      @sonnyparker5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Watch afterlife that's the whole film

    • @raken661
      @raken661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Martin Hudobivnik ---he kinda did 😭😂😂😂😂

    • @assassinbat5405
      @assassinbat5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Watch the GTA 4 version he has a go on that

    • @grantwall2722
      @grantwall2722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What does this mean I’m from the states. What does “a go” mean?

  • @SmartBoy-ku7rq
    @SmartBoy-ku7rq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    As a wise man once said : body positive movement is the only movement without movement

    • @jbooks888
      @jbooks888 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They have bowel movement.

    • @Jenniechan7788
      @Jenniechan7788 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

  • @Ryaninja
    @Ryaninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    Life is like a box of chocolates - it doesn't last as long for fat people.

  • @Ned-nw6ge
    @Ned-nw6ge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7142

    "I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats"
    DAAAAAMN

    • @hajarwine5444
      @hajarwine5444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahaha !

    • @htwigg7154
      @htwigg7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nethie 😂 he said that as I read this comment

    • @koek1122
      @koek1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@htwigg7154 yea me as well hahahaha.

    • @LunchIs4Winners
      @LunchIs4Winners 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H Twigg me too😂

    • @boshgezenyan5935
      @boshgezenyan5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      " HOLLANDATZI" GUD point juju

  • @AP-yx9de
    @AP-yx9de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4467

    “I’m not having a go, I’m not having a go”
    He immediately has a go, God I love Ricky

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Completely missed the point.

    • @horationelson1840
      @horationelson1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I Killed Darnell Simmons wym, fuck off bro. He is definitely having a go, wether it’s true or not

    • @MantisEnergy
      @MantisEnergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think he stole that from Karl, who says the most ignorant assumptions then covers with "I'm not having a go."

    • @gigiarmany4332
      @gigiarmany4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😝💥💥💥

    • @tekamer6566
      @tekamer6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, you haven’t heard him having a go then

  • @andrealaforgia
    @andrealaforgia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    This is the type of (typically British) comedy that I really love. Irreverent, politically incorrect, straight-in-the-face. Ricky Gervais is just fantastic.

    • @aszhara2900
      @aszhara2900 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For all of Britain's faults, they bring about the most brilliant comedians on the regular

    • @razorbird789
      @razorbird789 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aszhara2900 Faults? These comedians don't just emerge from nowhere. You take the UK with its warts or you don't.

    • @varalabeschkuni2890
      @varalabeschkuni2890 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is a bully.
      and i love the thought - he will die some day. no exception for basterds.

    • @ruthgiles8926
      @ruthgiles8926 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@razorbird789 No thanks. I'll watch Ricky all day, but Britain, which is not the same as the UK btw, I will leave to one side. Tragic but true.

    • @jeffreybrucebutterfield
      @jeffreybrucebutterfield 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed.

  • @josiequintela7238
    @josiequintela7238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    He’s absolutely funny & so honest.

  • @lowkeyarki7091
    @lowkeyarki7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10280

    I was 10 kilos overweight when I saw this and I was still laughing, then I looked in the mirror and decided to lose weight.
    I'm now back to normal, thanks Ricky.

    • @lowkeyarki7091
      @lowkeyarki7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      @pyropulse sometimes fat shaming works, heck I fat shamed myself to lose 10 kilos in 2 months.

    • @Malenck
      @Malenck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Congrats man!

    • @klauspendolo1393
      @klauspendolo1393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      No, not thanks to Ricky. He did nothing. You did 👍

    • @silasprins3861
      @silasprins3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Malenck lol dude

    • @lavelafetsha
      @lavelafetsha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Malenck did you not listen to the video

  • @billmilligan1705
    @billmilligan1705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8777

    The politically correct way of describing someone who is fat is gravitationally​ challenged

  • @tomasusan
    @tomasusan ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don't often laugh out loud, but he actually got me at the very end with the quick "they can't get out again" quip.

  • @susanpritchard6164
    @susanpritchard6164 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ricky is a comedy genius seen him 6 times incredible 😂😂😂

  • @jbooks888
    @jbooks888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9106

    90% of Gervais' comedy is funny because its true.

    • @aaronramen5926
      @aaronramen5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That’s comedy in generral lad

    • @jbooks888
      @jbooks888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@aaronramen5926 Who are you calling lad - I'm 60 years old.

    • @AntonyThorburn
      @AntonyThorburn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and he has the industry push.........

    • @beady0081
      @beady0081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is the rest funny bacuse it's not true or just not funny?

    • @petermartins.4357
      @petermartins.4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      100% !

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    She's out of breath just standing at her desk

    • @shatukiki
      @shatukiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Gervais missed a good and quite obvious joke at the end there. When he imitated the fat person eating a banana he should have made it like the gay/cock joke. Eat it until you like it ("i fucking love it") and then you'll be thin. Would have ended the bit really well.

    • @stevek-fn6wz
      @stevek-fn6wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shatukiki i spotted that too

    • @gerrie2477
      @gerrie2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this line was brutal AND bloody funny HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @TheJollyBlobster
      @TheJollyBlobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Over 2 thousand likes for quoting the video we've all watched. I really don't understand the internet sometimes

    • @gleidson105
      @gleidson105 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who ? Brenda?

  • @satyamchoudhary6333
    @satyamchoudhary6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " Anything but jogging 👀"
    I fuckin love Ricky gervais 😂

  • @kylefox666
    @kylefox666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    I'm overweight and he is 100% correct.
    Thanks to this video, I lost alot of weight

    • @Jenniechan7788
      @Jenniechan7788 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sometimes good jokes and honest opinion can motivate us better. Keep it up 💪

    • @Dildobagginses
      @Dildobagginses 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That would actually be thanks to taking in less calories than your using tho wouldn't it

    • @Alex861697
      @Alex861697 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jenniechan7788that won’t be the reason for me

    • @andyphillips7435
      @andyphillips7435 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Alex861697so what would be the reason?. asking for a friend.

    • @jasoncdebussy
      @jasoncdebussy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, he isn't correct. Calories are not responsible for weight loss or gain. Clearly he is clueless about basic physics

  • @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime
    @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5622

    Ricky is right, as a former fat person, we really need a kick in the pants, not a gentle or a kind reminder from our friends and family. For me, it was my doctor telling me, "you will experience extreme health problems if you keep up this way".

    • @Alex-pq6ps
      @Alex-pq6ps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      FlatWorldJomhuriRegime88 your doctor's quote got power... I just got a bunch of motivation on exercising from that deadly serious statement

    • @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime
      @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Li'l Valkyrie Cat Also do keto

    • @ludwigthehusky
      @ludwigthehusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      My start was back in February with a twitch streamer talking about diets during a speedrun. I started asking a few questions (he was a former cubby dude and a chemist) and he told me to get an app that counts calories and such. So did. Dowm 20kg in 2 Months.

    • @mrsmartass1998
      @mrsmartass1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ludwigthehusky keep at it brother :) I found oatmeal to be bland at first but its such a great way to stay full. I lost about 70 pounds in 5 months, i just kept at my routine and took pictures every weekend.

    • @ballagh
      @ballagh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It doesn't have to be aggressive or abusive but a reminder of reality can get through. My moment was in a show which involved an autopsy of a very overweight guy. The expected layers of fat or deformed organs didn't have a real impact. The withered minute lungs where the mass in the torso had pushed the diaphragm up so far there was basically no room to breath scared the living hell out of me. Five stone (70lbs) lost over the following two years.

  • @I3erzerker
    @I3erzerker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    "Ricky, you can only have one can on stage please." Brings out 1 litre can of beer haha legend

    • @andpeoplesayineedalife6418
      @andpeoplesayineedalife6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is that a USA or Australian thing never seen them in the Uk

    • @adambritain5774
      @adambritain5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I3erzerker seen this sketch a few times and never noticed how big the can was!

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andpeoplesayineedalife6418 well i can tell its a fosters beer,and from a quick google search the cans appear to be big regardless of were its sold

    • @andpeoplesayineedalife6418
      @andpeoplesayineedalife6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heero yuy in England they come in 500 440 or 568ml (pint) never seen a litre can though just wondering where you from?

    • @Benjamin3.5
      @Benjamin3.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andpeoplesayineedalife6418 Nonce

  • @larryhackleman2093
    @larryhackleman2093 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Ive used the term heavy set all my life and it does describe an obese person. I had a great friend that weighed 625 when she passed away at 64. The dr said it was a miracle she lived that long. Great friend and cook.

    • @josephberrie9550
      @josephberrie9550 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      how do you know...she ate all the food ...lol

  • @flashdancer42
    @flashdancer42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "So next time buy two seats" ROFL hahahahah haven't laughed that good for a while.

  • @joelwest-ward480
    @joelwest-ward480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4275

    I'm fat but this is hilarious, I love Ricky Gervais.
    I go to the gym and I'm doing my best to eat healthy so hopefully I'll be in good shape one day!

    • @Ben-he6px
      @Ben-he6px 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Keep it up bud! You can do it, just be realistic with you goals, and make short term ones and continue on making them after you achieve them. You'll get there.

    • @JasonEyermann
      @JasonEyermann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Good luck buddy

    • @jasonwitt2387
      @jasonwitt2387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly, good luck. There will be downtime’s when you feel like giving up. But just keep going at it. It’ll be so worth it in the end. Not just physically, but emotionally/mentally. Keep it up 😊

    • @unoriginal5909
      @unoriginal5909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Good luck keep going

    • @frenchprovincial9602
      @frenchprovincial9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Your sensible. It's great you can laugh at this video. You will get in shape just keep up going to the gym.

  • @gicking3898
    @gicking3898 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    The irony is, everything Ricky says is simply the truth. That's all.

    • @Sam-vi2ho
      @Sam-vi2ho 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      tomaszluniewski1 That would make him seem like a tool, when infact, everything ricky said in this video is ironically legit
      you get fat because you stuff yourself with above average amounts of food, unless youre one of those rare genetic cases
      type 2 diabetes and premature death follow

    • @CGagnon5
      @CGagnon5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      GICking I don't think you know what the word "irony" means

    • @DjAlanBarratt
      @DjAlanBarratt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      GICking the song 'ironic' by alanis morisette is ironic as it actually does not contain any irony

    • @mrxxbrian
      @mrxxbrian 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      GICking He said that same exact thing to Larry David. Both my idols

    • @malteeaser101
      @malteeaser101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GICking Hahah, do you know what is really ironic? Hahahaha... Not what you just said.

  • @phillipprestontrading
    @phillipprestontrading 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ricky........Absolute Legend.

  • @Kingcarparpeggio
    @Kingcarparpeggio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I remember talking to an older woman when I was doing an installation for her whether she thought getting fat was hereditary. She said “ Don’t be silly, nobody who could walk out of Auschwitz was overweight”. Very very poignant.

    • @Kraken9911
      @Kraken9911 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah I think even Samoans would have came out of the concentration camps skinny.

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that one deserves a star for being brutal, true, and in my mind funny

    • @thediamondpig5386
      @thediamondpig5386 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@benwu7980 true? Cmon, that Auschwitz comment is a fallacy. The question implies typical modern standards of living where food is available in excess, not a complete depletion of food.

    • @russianbot4418
      @russianbot4418 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thediamondpig5386 Wut? Are you saying that not eating won't reduce a person's weight if taken far enough?

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      On the other hand, the ones who went into Auschwitz fat had a better chance of surviving. 😁

  • @Subjagator
    @Subjagator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    8 years later and more relevant than ever.

    • @MoonshineBlack.
      @MoonshineBlack. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      9 years later. Still is.

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just as relevant. Not more

    • @peterwolf8092
      @peterwolf8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @jacobparker1105
      @jacobparker1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      10 years later and Im fucking screaming have you seen the viral tiktok “if you workout because you care about how you body looks you are not healthy you are fatphobic”

    • @hackerpro5015
      @hackerpro5015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11 yrs later

  • @benthewolf1917
    @benthewolf1917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "Anything but jogging"
    PHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Ammeo
    @Ammeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Ricky Gervais is comedic genius

  • @paulsleightholm3736
    @paulsleightholm3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Absolutely funny and so true, Ricky is brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @wil2173
    @wil2173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "Is it all the running?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @dion789
    @dion789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2880

    It's funny how only a very small percentage of fat people are fat because of some condition they can't help, but about 90% of fat people uses it as an excuse instead of owning up to their shit. I completely agree with Ricky Gervais. I've had the same thing. I've gained a lot of weight and now I need to start eating normally again, as I should have been doing the whole time.

    • @fionabeswick7155
      @fionabeswick7155 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      +Dion7 I think men are far more likely to take your attitude, its more the tumblarinas who cant admit the truth. It IS harder for women since more weight is stored as fat, and men do get the testosterone advantage, but still...the way they say its 'not the food'....

    • @AndyAndreev
      @AndyAndreev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Dion7 no such condition just wrong diet

    • @dion789
      @dion789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Fiona Beswick Well, I am a woman and have that attitude, and I know other women who feel the same way. Maybe women are just more whiny than men, I completely agree with Gervais. People need to grow a spine and take action, not blame it on everything but themselves.

    • @dion789
      @dion789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Andy Andreev There are certain conditions that can cause weight gain without the diet being at fault, like Cushing's disease and issues with the thyroid gland to name a few.

    • @AndyAndreev
      @AndyAndreev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dion7
      if you just go to a doctor and you know and he knows your condition there is proper diet ... if you eat pizza whit the condition you will get fat faster yes

  • @BigDaddyTony24
    @BigDaddyTony24 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Before any of you guys get mad, remember: He’s not having a go.

  • @calsavestheworld
    @calsavestheworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'd have to say Ricky Gervais is the leading expert at almost having a go without actually having a go.

  • @guyfawkes7949
    @guyfawkes7949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Things Ricky Gervais doesn't do:
    *have a go*

    • @gigiarmany4332
      @gigiarmany4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      absolutely 🤣😂🤣🥳🥳🥳

    • @stevenjon1347
      @stevenjon1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm not having a go" Proceeds to have multiple goes.

  • @robertengstrand4314
    @robertengstrand4314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "Of course they'll be confused at first. They think Brussel sprout is packaging." 😂😂😂

    • @BigBoss7777777
      @BigBoss7777777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is that funny? Why would brussel sprout be confused as packaging

    • @donkmeister
      @donkmeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BigBoss7777777 Because they are about the same size as the balls or "peanuts" of packing material that are placed in a cardboard box with an item being transported. Of course this doesn't make sense if you only order from Amazon because they seem to use the big bags of air and brown paper.

  • @lindyloo401963
    @lindyloo401963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love people like him we need more people to tell it how it is,he's completely right if you're fat then you're fat accept it or do something about it

    • @susza89
      @susza89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is 10 years old.
      I imagine if he done the same nowadays hed be in jail for racism or something xD

    • @lorenzovalsesia3721
      @lorenzovalsesia3721 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@susza89 Bill Burr said something like this, I don't know but he sounds pretty... out of jail lately

    • @susza89
      @susza89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lorenzovalsesia3721 suprisingly your right.
      Maybe its not as bad as I thought

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susza89 except, he does, because so much of his comedy is observational and factual, and he has simply noone that can cancel him. He has basically written, produced, directed and starred in everything he's made (sure .. quite a few co- with Stephen Merchant) he's in an unassailable position. Nevermind that he can hold convo's with Richard Dawkins etc.

  • @luzduz3651
    @luzduz3651 ปีที่แล้ว

    love him

  • @elphaba4674
    @elphaba4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "I'm not havin a go"
    I would love to see him actually having a go!

  • @GranulatedStuff
    @GranulatedStuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    She's the one who's clammy, even in winter

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Granulated AWESOMENESS

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ecmpinky7772 it means they sweat a lot and/or have sweaty, wet hands

    • @mr.wigster8326
      @mr.wigster8326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweaty wrinkly skin

  • @tortueis
    @tortueis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Freaking hilarious!! I would love to see him live..hahaha!! So true what he says…lol!!

  • @CheriBerry1
    @CheriBerry1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love Ricky ❤️❤️❤️

  • @gentianviolet2785
    @gentianviolet2785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Whenever I have sugar cravings or feel like backing up from workout, I watch this.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Good. Discipline is desirable but nothing beats motivation.

    • @carriefawcett9990
      @carriefawcett9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks for the tip . Im going to do this too.

    • @dyslexicbatnam1350
      @dyslexicbatnam1350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whenever that happens to me I watch videos of My 600 Pound Life and shit. Always gives me a lot of motivation to not become fat again no matter how easy it would be

    • @makhosimkhize8312
      @makhosimkhize8312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s ingrained in my mind

  • @nekogod
    @nekogod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    I'm fat, over 20 stone, around 290 pounds for the Americans amongst you. And this is totally on the head, with the exception of the rare people with thyroid or metabolism issues we all knew what we were doing.

    • @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791
      @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I think you'll find that folks with thyroid or metabolism issues are no exception. The same rules apply. Viz: if you eat nothing, you wither away and eventually die; if you eat too much, you become obese. So the ideal balance is somewhere between those extremes. And that applies to everyone on an individual basis, regardless of any alleged "issues".
      What folks really want is some method whereby they don't have to alter their gorging habits, but they can still maintain a reasonable weight. A sort of "magic pill". Look at all the "research" that's been done in recent years. Obesity is caused by certain bacteria; obesity is caused by a virus, etc. And it's all fuckin' bollix! Obesity is caused by eating too much. End of.
      MsG

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aaron Kisselbaugh You can't even type a coherent sentence, nor name a specific thyroid disorder that makes people fat regardless of what they eat, so why would we take your word for it?

    • @forgotensoul3695
      @forgotensoul3695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where do you live that measures weight in stones??

    • @eblovesdb
      @eblovesdb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@forgotensoul3695 In the UK we use stones. It's just another unit of weight. Like there's 16oz to 1lb and 14lb to 1 stone.

    • @independenttaco8651
      @independenttaco8651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Even people with thyroid and meta problems ...yes it’s harder to lose weight for some but even then it plateaus ...morbid obesity such as let’s say being 5”5 and 450 lbs is strictly from overeating

  • @cerulean739
    @cerulean739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Broo 😂😂😂 I've never laughed so hard in my life, I literally fell off the bed from fits of laughter.

  • @casullarms1
    @casullarms1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Very funny man, and a Golden Globes genius.

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    Now we call it "plus size" and "celebrate" it.

    • @BrianLloyd1991
      @BrianLloyd1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Lets get it clear, extreme morbid obesity is a problem, not people who are a few stone overweight. They are usually considered plus size and not "celebrated"... more like not shamed for not being this size thats deemed sexy and how you "should look".

    • @maplelu9514
      @maplelu9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Plus size and obese are very different but a lot of people are grouping it together

    • @johnkidd797
      @johnkidd797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Celebrating a lack of any will power and a lack of any kind of physical movement.

    • @Malenck
      @Malenck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Adithya Nair Are u sure you can't change 10 kg for your health?

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well I’d be one of those slightly overweight people and let me tell you , we usually need a kick in the pants to be motivated to lose weight. It’s great that I’m not shamed or anything like that but I’d hate it to be applauded for my body cus I’m working on making it better and when my body gets healthier and I’ve put in tons of hard work , THATS what I want to be applauded for

  • @w-james9277
    @w-james9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    I used to be really fat and then one day I looked in the mirror and thought "holy shit im fat!" So I stopped eating, cut back on the booze and exercised three times a week. And everyone keeps asking what's my secret!

    • @rolfpoelman3486
      @rolfpoelman3486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How cooked food causes over-eating: th-cam.com/video/LndFSs_PgCI/w-d-xo.html

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You stopped eating and still lived?
      The force is strong on this one

    • @w-james9277
      @w-james9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tullamorejameson480 I still eat, just not nearly as much.

    • @Tunkert
      @Tunkert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cuz they all want an easy shortcut cuz they're lazy in the first place

    • @themerpking8445
      @themerpking8445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly, you dont have to be fit, just have some restraint. You dont need to exercise all the time, just every now and then

  • @pellier08
    @pellier08 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was never really a fan of his, but in 2023 it now makes proper sense!

  • @Inigo_The_Son
    @Inigo_The_Son 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I love the idea of keeping the sweets beyond a narrower door. I have long advocated the same thing for airplanes. We have all seen baggage sizers at every airport gate, which determine whether your bag will fit in the overhead bin. There should also be people sizers, to see if you can fit in a standard airplane seat. Picture two poles placed 17" apart. If you cannot walk through without touching the sides, then you need to buy a second seat, or a first class seat.

    • @jurgschupbach3059
      @jurgschupbach3059 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Or the Airlines need to buy better Airplanes with wide Seats for everyone...........but i know you fear for the investors could make less profit.........thats fat gain too

    • @steeltrap3800
      @steeltrap3800 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really?
      How long do you think it would take for some thin people to go in and buy cake for those who can't fit? Or simply get it home delivered, in bulk?
      Better still, why not have things set up so you don't need to get out of your car at all? You can have thousands of kJ pushed through your window.
      Why stop there?
      Why not get your government to subsidise vast amounts of corn production that gets turned into syrup and put into all sorts of foods, so your population starts inflating at ever increasing rates and industries (ironically) lie their arses off about why that might be happening?
      Pretty soon there can be entire industries devoted to trying to lose weight. Let alone big pharma and health insurance.
      Just think of the possibilities!
      Err, hang on a minute....

    • @rjs69
      @rjs69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@jurgschupbach3059 yup, everyone else should sponsor fat peoples double seater

    • @user-zn5qm2yq9h
      @user-zn5qm2yq9h 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jurgschupbach3059You know ehat the airlines will say -- itll cost too much for them to replace the seats, then they won't make as much money because they'll sell fewer tickets. So the end result will be much higher prices for plane tickets.
      What I want is more leg room. I'm 6'4" and have long legs, so I can't fly coach. As a result, I have to pay extra for exit row or business class. But if I and all the tall people bring this up to the airlines, what will they say? Same thing.

    • @yharr3789
      @yharr3789 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So you're saying rather than one person make a change, airplanes should change their system that's worked for 40 years so tubbo can sit without bringing the plane down

  • @elvisleeboy
    @elvisleeboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Think we all know what sort of people pressed the dislike button...

  • @Caleb-lu3zl
    @Caleb-lu3zl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I figured someone's been injecting a million calories into my salad 😂

  • @deborahbaca1345
    @deborahbaca1345 ปีที่แล้ว

    So wonderful. ✌️

  • @anthonydavid5121
    @anthonydavid5121 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude is truthful and hilarious!

  • @MR.ICE.
    @MR.ICE. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I admire the honesty. This is a perfect case of “it’s funny because it’s true.”

  • @debasmitanandy4558
    @debasmitanandy4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I hope that ricky gervais knows that he is loved and respected for his brilliant humor and the fact that he doesn't bend to political correctness and doesn't give a fuck about people who get offended. Never change ricky

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beautiful debasmita, too good for this world, too pure

    • @WooHooCrossStitch
      @WooHooCrossStitch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, he knows. :D

  • @jasetwells9335
    @jasetwells9335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Men get fat and we go “fuck it all bought and paid for”
    God 😂 😂 😂

  • @omarvayani3452
    @omarvayani3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was the best so far

  • @lorithomas1975
    @lorithomas1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Can I have a belt extension” hahahahaha

  • @akbar_khalid
    @akbar_khalid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    I'm a WHO trained anti-obesity counselor and how being fat has become a norm is beyond terrifying for me. Obesity and excess fat can down-grade one's quality of life to the point where just being alive becomes an effort. For example, it directly affects the basics: the breathing, the walking and going to the toilet. And that's the starters on obesity pack. So people, please understand that just breathing is not living. Strive for a disease-free and thriving life. May God bless us all.

    • @nicolaus848
      @nicolaus848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Normalized baing fat is like normalize taking small amounts of poison daily and saying "it's new form of beauty". Yeah slowly death is normal

    • @nicolaus848
      @nicolaus848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Joe BT i don't mind about what you're saying to me. But i do agree that caps dude kinda fucked up. I mean wtf he doesn't even speaking about the context

    • @bigfouch02
      @bigfouch02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ishaaqjosie4409 shut the fuckkkkk up bro you don't even know what you're talking about, first page on google isn't information you're not woke

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You had me until the very last sentence 😂

    • @masonclough6652
      @masonclough6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol God isn't real. Your statement was ruined by that. "I believe being obese is bad but I believe in an invisible cloud man."

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy

  • @sandipanghosh0511
    @sandipanghosh0511 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is the best.

  • @Tidaveel
    @Tidaveel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Not too long ago, I actually saw a picture from an ancient temple where the doorway to the dining hall was like 30cm(1ft? Ish?) wide, so if a monk got too fat, he'd actually not fit through the door. Also, if that happened, it'd be his own fault, because having to pull in the belly to squeeze through the door of the only place you get food is a pretty clear warning bell.

  • @azschalter
    @azschalter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    When I finally started changing my life, I started day 1 of my weight loss clocking in at 346 lb and I know exactly how I got there. Finished the Programm with 194 lb and kept that. If I can do it, everyone can.

    • @commentconnoisseur1001
      @commentconnoisseur1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Have-a- Cigar shut up

    • @commentconnoisseur1001
      @commentconnoisseur1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What program was it?

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Have-a- Cigar nobody gives a fuck about your reply either.

    • @CodyRockLee13
      @CodyRockLee13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Have-a- Cigar Who hurt you?

    • @azschalter
      @azschalter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Have-a- Cigar thank you for carrying so much that you took the time to write a comment.

  • @stephanlazarz1921
    @stephanlazarz1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfection.

  • @fitzjon4628
    @fitzjon4628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely brilliant mate

  • @redbaron1001
    @redbaron1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You can just hear them coming now. I lost it at that point. 😂

  • @papillonvu
    @papillonvu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I used to be in great shape in my 20s and early 30s, thin but toned, 8-pack abs, under 10% body fat.
    Now I’m overweight and slightly flabby, with over 25% body fat.
    Who do I blame? Myself and no one else. How did I get this way? Eating and drinking the wrong things and not exercising enough. It’s not rocket science!

    • @kierangallagher8219
      @kierangallagher8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      course you did

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      papillon thank you! Common sense that’s not a fragile snowflake! Now get back on track and get your 8 pack back and athletic

    • @papillonvu
      @papillonvu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Andrew Guerra Thanks my man! Been working out 4 times a week and counting calories and nutrients via app for the past 3 months. Trying to get back on track!

    • @carriefawcett9990
      @carriefawcett9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like Dad bods😊

    • @danshazam8511
      @danshazam8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewguerra9343 why would he want an 8 pack in his 40s? To impress pretentious sluts who only care about money? Let him be who he wants to be.

  • @nikitaw1982
    @nikitaw1982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lost 10kg in about 6 weeks. Did 10 minutes of sit ups and bum exercises then go for a 5 km walk 5 days a week. Cut the coke and chocolate eclairs in the afternoon. 86kg to 76kg

  • @bcpaddling
    @bcpaddling ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is great. He tells it the way it (mostly) is.

  • @stokesy887
    @stokesy887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    British comedy is, undeniably, the best comedy.

  • @shrutimahant
    @shrutimahant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    As someone who's been underweight my whole life, I really appreciate this. Cause when I work hard enough for years to gain enough weight to be considered normal weight and healthy enough to bare children, guess what, noone's waiting on the other side of that victory to congratulate me.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I would say gaining weight is harder than loosing it. Its not like you can gain more calories than there are in the food but only less. Good job on reaching your goal. I still have a long way to go

    • @jeroenb.8405
      @jeroenb.8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I fully agree and am in the exact same scenario. Good job bro😉👌

    • @Emerardo
      @Emerardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@l.h.9747 Consuming glucose constantly throughout the day would probably make it easier to gain weight than simply eating more calories. Glucose would make it much more difficult to lose the weight you are gaining if you make sure you have it throughout the day

    • @alghoul5317
      @alghoul5317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@l.h.9747 I would say it depends on the person. For me it was hard to lose 26 kilos in 2017(4 months). Gaining 48 kilos in 2018-19(16 months) was very easy. All I did was eat.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alghoul5317 i mean that its not like you can gain more then there is in the food you eat. If you eat something that has 200cal you cant gain 250cal. But if you have problems with digestion where your stomach isnt very effectice and you cant eat more because you feel sick when you eat over the limit then its a different story. With loosing weight you just dont have to eat that much. It isnt required that you do more of something or work but simply dont stuff yourself full.

  • @pcssfc
    @pcssfc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I fucking love these”

  • @idaornstein1305
    @idaornstein1305 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant!

  • @oli.4409
    @oli.4409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You can just hear them coming now 😂

  • @Renzsu
    @Renzsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    "Most people started eating because they have fuck-all to lose." that's pretty bleak man, hilarious, but bleak.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Renzsu and true

    • @beccu-chan8693
      @beccu-chan8693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Renzsu i saw Americans eating fried butter...

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Becca Better than that, fried peanut butter.

    • @argent2020
      @argent2020 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @chrisrynn1
      @chrisrynn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really true...
      For example, if someone is considered attractive while vulnerable (eg when young), gaining weight could be a subconscious/conscious self-defense mechanism against unwanted predatory attention.

  • @Vates104
    @Vates104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rickie’s stand up is funny and not depressing like his tv shows. I hope a DVD is available for this soon.

  • @haloclips5387
    @haloclips5387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seriously, that small door idea is genius.

  • @bariizlam638
    @bariizlam638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "should we swap seats? cuz otherwise we'd be going to Canada!" hahahahaha

    • @Ok-qj6fg
      @Ok-qj6fg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't stop laughing thinking bout it 😭

    • @gill8779
      @gill8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Years ago on a inter island flight in the Caribbean the pilot made people do just that. He came in the cabin before take of & told certain people to change seats, I will never forget it lol.

  • @mabbuccino
    @mabbuccino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    im chubby and I still find this funny as hell

    • @dexorne9753
      @dexorne9753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mabbuccino? more like mabbuchubby top Ken funny joke hahahaHA lol ceded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zach-ud4mq
      @Zach-ud4mq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You're fa....chubby! Cheers!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mabbuccino Im slim and i think its hilarious. ive never been fat in my life. i dont know how people get fat.

    • @dexorne9753
      @dexorne9753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Russell eating pure junk food. Not exercising. You probably got dem good genetics if you don't understand it.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dexorne got dem good genetics eh? Not so.

  • @through.a.barrel.she.breathes
    @through.a.barrel.she.breathes 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ricky Gervais is just fantastic.

  • @fedebjalways
    @fedebjalways 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We are just going to Canada"... Almost died with that joke!!!

  • @provonic9187
    @provonic9187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    9 years later, its finally in my recommended, 2020 squad where you at

  • @AbhilashNoxBaruahnx1ee7
    @AbhilashNoxBaruahnx1ee7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    They're having the cake 🍰
    *Can't get out again*
    That ending line, lmfao xD

  • @michaelj8460
    @michaelj8460 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, Spot On!

  • @joeymcguire8742
    @joeymcguire8742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And that’s my motivation to do extra working out today! 😂

  • @chancebrown106
    @chancebrown106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    “If I see a girl and say oh she’d look pretty if she lost weight.”
    “That’s RARELY the case.”
    HEGRHAJSHEJKWSF

    • @captainswan3079
      @captainswan3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @cooley 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was wondering too

  • @michaelburke7742
    @michaelburke7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    It's amazing this day in age people need to point out hey 'I'm fat and I find this funny.' Yes that means you have a sense of humor. Way to go.

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ik its annoying

    • @beback_
      @beback_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They make others more comfortable. I appreciate it

    • @Elena-er7zp
      @Elena-er7zp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s the same thing in the comment section when a comedian jokes about black people or latinx people.
      “I’m Mexican and think this is funny”

    • @faxour
      @faxour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are just trying to gain the acceptance of the not-fat 'normal' people who have the privilege to define what oughts to be funny.

    • @dyslexicbatnam1350
      @dyslexicbatnam1350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Elena-er7zp The fuck is latinx

  • @lenwilkinson672
    @lenwilkinson672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ricky absolutely great keep making us laugh..

  • @lockreed4432
    @lockreed4432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm dying here man is killing me even after all these years

  • @gmen2112
    @gmen2112 10 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    i was obese, now im not. ricky is a genius. everything he says is true

    • @Iqpied
      @Iqpied 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean fat.

    • @drumclaypete
      @drumclaypete 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IQpied no he meant obese... hence why he said the word obese

    • @Iqpied
      @Iqpied 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peter Bennett, he actually meant fat bastard, but had to say obese.

    • @drumclaypete
      @drumclaypete 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IQpied what do you mean he had to say obese you’ve lost me here

    • @Iqpied
      @Iqpied 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter Bennett. Did you listen to Ricky?

  • @Polyphemus.
    @Polyphemus. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    @8:36 - I knew a guy who actually said that once. At a work Christmas party a rather portly colleague, who I only ever saw stuffing his face with Pizza Hut and KFC, complained that the food in a Greek restaurant "wasn't normal food" and went home early. The dish in question was roast lamb with steamed vegetables. It couldn't be more normal. Unbelievable.

  • @pgeorge8887
    @pgeorge8887 ปีที่แล้ว

    He’s put it all back on 🤣

  • @thehandyguy
    @thehandyguy ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant

  • @IONAPINKMOXIE
    @IONAPINKMOXIE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Me: (watching this while eating TWO brownies)

    • @chezchez31
      @chezchez31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gonna get stoned?

    • @SnootchieBootchies27
      @SnootchieBootchies27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had three. I'm not fat. Possibly in denial though.

    • @madbear3512
      @madbear3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If it ain't a 55 gallon barrel of fried Chicken then your wasting your time

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, I was watching this while eating jelly beans.

    • @sariidembiia
      @sariidembiia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just two?

  • @Psyrecx
    @Psyrecx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    I went into KFC when they had the sliders. There were two people in there with the family sized buckets and a half gallon of Pepsi each.
    I'm guessing they just have a 'thyroid issue'.

    • @lucy13133
      @lucy13133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Psyrecx nah they’re just big boned

    • @michaelzheng2759
      @michaelzheng2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Psyrecx it’s slow metabolism and also because the Pepsi was not diet lol

    • @nitroyetevn
      @nitroyetevn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Being dead soon is a thyroid issue

    • @Alignedtop
      @Alignedtop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @cooley dumbass they're just sarcastically joking. Cant you see the LoL at the end. Moron

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My fat ex friend also said she had thyroid issues

  • @antonhilbig795
    @antonhilbig795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ricky: *is havin a go*
    Also Ricky: „I’m not having a go“.

  • @deniro800
    @deniro800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could listen to him all day.

    • @jbooks888
      @jbooks888 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can on TH-cam.

  • @TheSimon2777
    @TheSimon2777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    @3:57 "You can just hear them coming now"

  • @edgyusername4191
    @edgyusername4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As someone who is fat, and is trying to lose weight (and succeeding, gone from 124 kilos to 116). I agree with a lot of what Ricky says.

  • @HappytubsDoncaster
    @HappytubsDoncaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant 🤩

  • @davidthibodeau5775
    @davidthibodeau5775 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cheers