Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive? I'm not a farrier or anything but my understanding is hooves don't hold up well on just about anything humans make. Concrete/Asphalt/Brick etc... I mean sure if your horse never leaves pasture I could see the shoeless thing but outside of that isn't it detrimental to them?
The first routine I saw, caught it halfway through on BBC!! I arrived at the sheep getting haircuts bit. 😂 "Well it wasn't, quite, what I was after..." And the ducks....
"Yeah, you decline the verb 'to hanglide'. I hanglide, you hanglide, he/she hanglides. We hanglid, you hanglided, they hanglideded." These absurd bits are absolutely brilliant.
This is an expensive option for uncontested infiltration ... prolley only viable forcspec ops and spys and shite ... can one of these platforms carry another one to help extract a solo target with appropriate training .. hmmmmm very clunky and expensive and impressive
Never expected to see advocacy for bare feet horses in a comedy routine. Excellent.
Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive? I'm not a farrier or anything but my understanding is hooves don't hold up well on just about anything humans make. Concrete/Asphalt/Brick etc... I mean sure if your horse never leaves pasture I could see the shoeless thing but outside of that isn't it detrimental to them?
If anyone else said these jokes it would sound crap. Eddie Izzard however is a master at delivery, had me in stitches.
I hope you used a thimble for all those stitches.
The first routine I saw, caught it halfway through on BBC!! I arrived at the sheep getting haircuts bit. 😂
"Well it wasn't, quite, what I was after..."
And the ducks....
God, he's gorgeous!!
Best comedian and showman ever!!
John nacho like it
Perfect timing! a gift to a recovering pandemic insane people!laughter is a healing balm. Thank you Eddy!
7:17 “Oh, thank you, Chief Constable.” 🤣
Came across this while I was sewing and I'm not using a thimble. xD
Also "Ah the hair thieeeves.." laughing so hard 😂😂
Buy Mr Dog, for small, yappy type dogs.... and maybe they'll shut the fcuk upp! 😂😂😂
they come in the night and steal your hair........ive had that stuck in my head for days🤣🤣🤣
"... I'll get my own darkness... "
+Meisha love that one!
"….oh, its the manager…."
I enjoyed the whole thing but idk what is 20 p
@@heversantos7006 being an American can be stunting sometimes.
@@heversantos7006 20 pence I think
Could he be more precious????😂🤣🥰♥️‼️☮️⭐️
Clank Clank Quack!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Brilliant!!!!
"If only thimbles were invented"
Psychic man with big hat and beard to match
Eddie. bill baily. and Billy Connelly all tap into my silly side
EAGLES do the breast stroke. When they’re dragging fish too big to fly with. I am not kidding. It’s hilarious.
Eddie at his most brilliant and sexiest, IMHO.
This is not don corleone this is don crap 😂😂
Every time we see a small dog it's a small yapper type dog🤣
I'll be promoted in the Underground system , I'll get my own darkness!! ROFL
"i should have been done for deserting a police officer" now there is a funny idea
Hahaha!! Had the same experience with 'ars-salting' a Police Officer. Excellent.
love the end music :)
Love this..😘🙏😂👏
So thimbles prevent needless death?
sutemda beautiful
get out!
Needles to say (as I really used to say)!
"5 ran........."
but how many ran...?
5 ran, one sauntered, really, one...one drove a small car. One windsurfed...one hanglid... ;)
"Yeah, you decline the verb 'to hanglide'. I hanglide, you hanglide, he/she hanglides. We hanglid, you hanglided, they hanglideded."
These absurd bits are absolutely brilliant.
@@rohitaswapradhan9269 Ministress of Silly Talk.
Can anyone explain "I'll get my me own darkness" means
"Thimbles!! 'Oh!!' Says man."
You could use 8 thimbels to make an impression of Sleipner =D
😂😂😂 hair thieves...... im never going to look at hair nets the same
When was the tube fare 20p? It was 40p in 1979 when I started polytechnicking.
child's fare?
@@puirYorick That'll be it 👍+1.
Why are all these Izzard videos so fuzzy and low resolution ?
Dont struggle is my trigger word near cops. Almost asphixated under that excuse
Sheer fucking genius!!
Comedy is definitely subject to the listener 😢
Directed by Fazezy? In 1996? (Probably before Fazazy was born.) Impressive claim but I think Eddie Izzard might dispute that ;)
Taking adults back to infancy.
Exactly what he's doing. My inner childhood is free for a while.
Can anyone explain the thimble--children on the bus joke?
Yes.............the're not jokes. Jokes make you laugh.
I think it's just a random bit of silliness. I know you've been waiting 4 years for that reply, so it may be a bit of an anticlimax...
So.. a bit of smooth jazz and suddenly you directed it?
What was this show called?
+HugoPlayzMC "Definite Article"
Jeff
john rowan roberts. Insider joke. LoL.
mate you were not even born when this came out lmao ,you did not direct shizzle
This is an expensive option for uncontested infiltration ... prolley only viable forcspec ops and spys and shite ... can one of these platforms carry another one to help extract a solo target with appropriate training .. hmmmmm very clunky and expensive and impressive
You are trying to sell me something and I am not sure what it is.
"Directed by Fazezy"? Oh, I think not. At most you edited.
Come to think of it, it's a girl's rite of passage to steal makeup.
fir shizzle
I’ll pass on your fuzzy channel.
I'd forgotten Eddie Izzard used to be funny....
How did he not know why horses, but not cows, need horseshoes?! I can see why other comedians (like Stewart Lee) at the time found him so irritating.
HAHA....you think you're a producer coz you stole someone else's work....