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  • Eddie Izzard - Definite article

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  • @jonnawyatt
    @jonnawyatt ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Never expected to see advocacy for bare feet horses in a comedy routine. Excellent.

    • @brandonheath6713
      @brandonheath6713 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive? I'm not a farrier or anything but my understanding is hooves don't hold up well on just about anything humans make. Concrete/Asphalt/Brick etc... I mean sure if your horse never leaves pasture I could see the shoeless thing but outside of that isn't it detrimental to them?

  • @sadikmeah4057
    @sadikmeah4057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If anyone else said these jokes it would sound crap. Eddie Izzard however is a master at delivery, had me in stitches.

    • @AtheistEve
      @AtheistEve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope you used a thimble for all those stitches.

  • @MeishaAthma
    @MeishaAthma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "... I'll get my own darkness... "

    • @DarrenBonJovi
      @DarrenBonJovi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Meisha love that one!
      "….oh, its the manager…."

    • @heversantos7006
      @heversantos7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I enjoyed the whole thing but idk what is 20 p

    • @caseysaunders3016
      @caseysaunders3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@heversantos7006 being an American can be stunting sometimes.

    • @jonathancross3097
      @jonathancross3097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heversantos7006 20 pence I think

  • @The63chicky
    @The63chicky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    God, he's gorgeous!!

  • @Tiger-Baby
    @Tiger-Baby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The first routine I saw, caught it halfway through on BBC!! I arrived at the sheep getting haircuts bit. 😂
    "Well it wasn't, quite, what I was after..."
    And the ducks....

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "If only thimbles were invented"

    • @Liquefaction
      @Liquefaction ปีที่แล้ว

      Psychic man with big hat and beard to match

  • @johnzane3977
    @johnzane3977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Best comedian and showman ever!!

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Came across this while I was sewing and I'm not using a thimble. xD
    Also "Ah the hair thieeeves.." laughing so hard 😂😂

    • @Tiger-Baby
      @Tiger-Baby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Buy Mr Dog, for small, yappy type dogs.... and maybe they'll shut the fcuk upp! 😂😂😂

    • @chrisrobson8540
      @chrisrobson8540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they come in the night and steal your hair........ive had that stuck in my head for days🤣🤣🤣

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:17 “Oh, thank you, Chief Constable.” 🤣

  • @8999jude
    @8999jude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Perfect timing! a gift to a recovering pandemic insane people!laughter is a healing balm. Thank you Eddy!

  • @gundamfan2020
    @gundamfan2020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Eddie. bill baily. and Billy Connelly all tap into my silly side

  • @suecastillo4056
    @suecastillo4056 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Could he be more precious????😂🤣🥰♥️‼️☮️⭐️

  • @DonnaBarrHerself
    @DonnaBarrHerself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    EAGLES do the breast stroke. When they’re dragging fish too big to fly with. I am not kidding. It’s hilarious.

  • @sykeassai
    @sykeassai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i should have been done for deserting a police officer" now there is a funny idea

  • @alexburrows2835
    @alexburrows2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is not don corleone this is don crap 😂😂

  • @scopex2749
    @scopex2749 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'll be promoted in the Underground system , I'll get my own darkness!! ROFL

  • @koksy
    @koksy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time we see a small dog it's a small yapper type dog🤣

  • @shealaghcynfal5397
    @shealaghcynfal5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Clank Clank Quack!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Brilliant!!!!

  • @mattevans7884
    @mattevans7884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "5 ran........."

    • @Suprahampton
      @Suprahampton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but how many ran...?

    • @yasmindiab
      @yasmindiab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      5 ran, one sauntered, really, one...one drove a small car. One windsurfed...one hanglid... ;)

    • @rohitaswapradhan9269
      @rohitaswapradhan9269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Yeah, you decline the verb 'to hanglide'. I hanglide, you hanglide, he/she hanglides. We hanglid, you hanglided, they hanglideded."
      These absurd bits are absolutely brilliant.

    • @globalheartwarming
      @globalheartwarming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rohitaswapradhan9269 Ministress of Silly Talk.

    • @Liquefaction
      @Liquefaction ปีที่แล้ว

      Can anyone explain "I'll get my me own darkness" means

  • @mjrydsfast
    @mjrydsfast 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "...and the duck was ninth." Classic!

    • @Tiger-Baby
      @Tiger-Baby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5 ran...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't pick a favourite bit, and I could do the whole routine myself... every time I'm miserable I go looking for clips. I'd watch one of the box set, but my cleaner broke my tv.
      Omg the hair thieves!!!

  • @OrbusS
    @OrbusS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You could use 8 thimbels to make an impression of Sleipner =D

  • @Liquefaction
    @Liquefaction ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Thimbles!! 'Oh!!' Says man."

  • @whatdoyouwantyoutub1
    @whatdoyouwantyoutub1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dont struggle is my trigger word near cops. Almost asphixated under that excuse

  • @rangerjaxmaxmay7742
    @rangerjaxmaxmay7742 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha!! Had the same experience with 'ars-salting' a Police Officer. Excellent.

  • @marcusdawe4475
    @marcusdawe4475 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love the end music :)

  • @lindsaywarden1746
    @lindsaywarden1746 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sheer fucking genius!!

  • @sutemda
    @sutemda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So thimbles prevent needless death?

    • @do3807
      @do3807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sutemda beautiful

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      get out!

    • @globalheartwarming
      @globalheartwarming ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Needles to say (as I really used to say)!

  • @alextrotman2743
    @alextrotman2743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comedy is definitely subject to the listener 😢

  • @francescanash2250
    @francescanash2250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this..😘🙏😂👏

  • @johncastle8254
    @johncastle8254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Taking adults back to infancy.

    • @tomsadler5976
      @tomsadler5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly what he's doing. My inner childhood is free for a while.

  • @CommissionerSleer
    @CommissionerSleer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Directed by Fazezy? In 1996? (Probably before Fazazy was born.) Impressive claim but I think Eddie Izzard might dispute that ;)

  • @HROM1908
    @HROM1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why are all these Izzard videos so fuzzy and low resolution ?

  • @Casperbskibby
    @Casperbskibby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So.. a bit of smooth jazz and suddenly you directed it?

  • @jacksmith4460
    @jacksmith4460 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    mate you were not even born when this came out lmao ,you did not direct shizzle

  • @DonnaBarrHerself
    @DonnaBarrHerself ปีที่แล้ว

    Come to think of it, it's a girl's rite of passage to steal makeup.

  • @nizodizo9549
    @nizodizo9549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are trying to sell me something and I am not sure what it is.

  • @andrewrobinson2565
    @andrewrobinson2565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When was the tube fare 20p? It was 40p in 1979 when I started polytechnicking.

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Directed by Fazezy"? Oh, I think not. At most you edited.

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can anyone explain the thimble--children on the bus joke?

    • @chairman823
      @chairman823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.............the're not jokes. Jokes make you laugh.

    • @joshuakohlmann9731
      @joshuakohlmann9731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's just a random bit of silliness. I know you've been waiting 4 years for that reply, so it may be a bit of an anticlimax...

  • @louispino3235
    @louispino3235 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    fir shizzle

  • @wrexxjohnson8009
    @wrexxjohnson8009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is an expensive option for uncontested infiltration ... prolley only viable forcspec ops and spys and shite ... can one of these platforms carry another one to help extract a solo target with appropriate training .. hmmmmm very clunky and expensive and impressive

  • @_Aly_00_
    @_Aly_00_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What was this show called?

    • @jani00
      @jani00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +HugoPlayzMC "Definite Article"

    • @louisfriend1851
      @louisfriend1851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeff

    • @irosclin6042
      @irosclin6042 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      john rowan roberts. Insider joke. LoL.

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ll pass on your fuzzy channel.

  • @jamesthecat
    @jamesthecat ปีที่แล้ว

    How did he not know why horses, but not cows, need horseshoes?! I can see why other comedians (like Stewart Lee) at the time found him so irritating.

  • @noneck8166
    @noneck8166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    HAHA....you think you're a producer coz you stole someone else's work....