Eddie Izzard - Machines That Lie

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  • @sammiecutie1
    @sammiecutie1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort

    • @sallykirkstephens8415
      @sallykirkstephens8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is the best medicine for our nasty selfish world out there . Bless you dear Eddie

  • @LadyOfPurple89
    @LadyOfPurple89 13 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US."
    That part had me literally rolling around laughing.

  • @QueenToKingOfSpades
    @QueenToKingOfSpades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.

    • @Seej1982
      @Seej1982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember she did that on her website back in 2003. You click a motorcycle and she goes "WANANANANANANANANANA HO HO HAW!!"

  • @ronarts2005
    @ronarts2005 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie

  • @Nelzevir
    @Nelzevir 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.

  • @myihc
    @myihc 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows"
    I love his randomness!

  • @TheBlueorigami
    @TheBlueorigami 13 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD

  • @snorlax42
    @snorlax42 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."

    • @ohgosh5892
      @ohgosh5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, before Brexit, we used to go to the EU a lot, and pre-TomTom, we used maps.

  • @qrrbrbirbel2
    @qrrbrbirbel2 13 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.

  • @PeteWentzRocks96
    @PeteWentzRocks96 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )

  • @Gmoviesmoothie
    @Gmoviesmoothie 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!

  • @AsheeshAnand
    @AsheeshAnand 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.

  • @flamencoprof
    @flamencoprof ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.

  • @sbreckon1050
    @sbreckon1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!

  • @CrosbySinatraAndDean
    @CrosbySinatraAndDean 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!

  • @lyamainu
    @lyamainu 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D

    • @il9237
      @il9237 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      22 now 😵‍💫

  • @Xamnada
    @Xamnada 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.

  • @cathywhite6442
    @cathywhite6442 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny

  • @nmegz31
    @nmegz31 12 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D

  • @MrEulerRocks
    @MrEulerRocks 13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.

  • @myace1997
    @myace1997 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    never forget the jam

  • @TheJam1192
    @TheJam1192 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I glove this guy!

  • @debramiller3548
    @debramiller3548 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZiggyZamfir
    @ZiggyZamfir 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD

  • @frumpy-pumpkin
    @frumpy-pumpkin 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Like toast, mmm..." XD
    I love how he says that!XD

  • @daphnesgrowthplanet2245
    @daphnesgrowthplanet2245 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)

  • @williesnyder2899
    @williesnyder2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager!
    I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!!
    If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?!
    Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!

  • @Starrlett20
    @Starrlett20 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Utter legend.

  • @Letsgoracing1
    @Letsgoracing1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's

  • @angelgirl123ify
    @angelgirl123ify 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD

  • @hannessolo1
    @hannessolo1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This man is fucking glorious

  • @Ahni17
    @Ahni17 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D

  • @PhillipTunaLunatique
    @PhillipTunaLunatique 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Stay down lads! Stay down~"
    XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O

  • @HBrownHorseTraining
    @HBrownHorseTraining 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!

  • @claudiamanta1943
    @claudiamanta1943 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is the best 😂

  • @Sakkura1
    @Sakkura1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"

  • @MintyCanRead
    @MintyCanRead 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)

  • @rockyhudson3346
    @rockyhudson3346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very talented funny man !!

  • @KakashiRox900
    @KakashiRox900 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.

  • @DaduBeaPau
    @DaduBeaPau 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GENIUS!!!!

  • @wardrop48
    @wardrop48 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once

  • @packardian
    @packardian 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!

  • @ememoore729
    @ememoore729 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is Hilarious!

  • @xXRussellTheRabbitXx
    @xXRussellTheRabbitXx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.

  • @SuperBeatlesForever
    @SuperBeatlesForever 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD

  • @KorukorukoruYonda
    @KorukorukoruYonda 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)

  • @SaGeOwL4891
    @SaGeOwL4891 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"

  • @minischmetterling
    @minischmetterling 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing

  • @mysteryshrimp
    @mysteryshrimp 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:19
    When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.

  • @SherbetRocket22
    @SherbetRocket22 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D

  • @TheClockworkQuill
    @TheClockworkQuill 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.

  • @BelladonnaRLGK
    @BelladonnaRLGK 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P

  • @CharmedFreak1329
    @CharmedFreak1329 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    the lawn's even bigger grandad!!

  • @AsboJunior
    @AsboJunior 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No Pain no gain

  • @EmiliaMclean
    @EmiliaMclean 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the toast part is the best

  • @lee.lee.n
    @lee.lee.n 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!

  • @zevverlith
    @zevverlith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.

  • @MrKeeft1
    @MrKeeft1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All so true...........

  • @predatorman2
    @predatorman2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you

  • @Xannari
    @Xannari 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh

  • @mj-zu5iu
    @mj-zu5iu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha

  • @TNT-km2eg
    @TNT-km2eg ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mrs Izzard in his prime

  • @dantheman931
    @dantheman931 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:

  • @TheFantomRogue
    @TheFantomRogue 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Superb

  • @blink1821986
    @blink1821986 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it

  • @sammiecutie1
    @sammiecutie1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD

  • @annehebert510
    @annehebert510 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1997...Lol!

  • @E6DeltaGirl
    @E6DeltaGirl 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love him!! xD

  • @honeyLLLL
    @honeyLLLL 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol this makes me cry of laughter xD

  • @SpidersAreNotScary
    @SpidersAreNotScary 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    OF COURSE!! :D

  • @weinmj
    @weinmj 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."

  • @midnightblackfire
    @midnightblackfire 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    one person has never made toast.

  • @eliparker7151
    @eliparker7151 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity

  • @Spaceboy02111
    @Spaceboy02111 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One nano millimeter between fantastically hot and FUCKING FREEZING!

  • @falfield
    @falfield ปีที่แล้ว

    Inspired.

  • @FunnyJanuka
    @FunnyJanuka 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!

  • @logandibnah2281
    @logandibnah2281 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*

  • @SherbetRocket22
    @SherbetRocket22 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lawn mower:
    onenananananana no!
    onenananananana i don't think so!
    XD

  • @Brandt761
    @Brandt761 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm pretty sure Death has an industrial harvester these days.

  • @Gmoviesmoothie
    @Gmoviesmoothie 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    sounds like the machines on my university campus!

  • @darkfairybites
    @darkfairybites 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grim Reaper.. with a lawn mower.... RONALD KNOX!

  • @Katw76
    @Katw76 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BelladonnaRLGK I'm with you, I have Glorious, Definite Article and Unrepeatable on playback in my head!!

  • @leppeppel
    @leppeppel 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toast goes in, bread comes out.

  • @theemmjay5130
    @theemmjay5130 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Little surprised Eddie didn't mention the "Popcorn" button on microwaves. You know, the ones that even popcorn makers say is a lie and not to use it?

  • @brigeisabella
    @brigeisabella 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    NO GRASS NO GRASS NO GRASS

  • @Kryptojackjr
    @Kryptojackjr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stay down, lads! Stay down!

  • @YuukiHyouketsu
    @YuukiHyouketsu 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BlueThunderFlik thank you! i think Glorious is on Netflix...i can watch the whole thing! yay!

  • @thethesaurus
    @thethesaurus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want that suit for Halloween

  • @Shodan451
    @Shodan451 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD

  • @UJSupanova
    @UJSupanova 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always fucking crease at the bit where the grass goes "Oh for fucks sake"

  • @Viky.A.V.
    @Viky.A.V. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What the f*** went on in this family?" lol =D

  • @dunespeak
    @dunespeak 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @naturluvr15 XD To be honest, when he said scythes were outdated, I was expecting him to say a chainsaw for some weird reason... then I was like "Nooo... That would be ridiculous... Death using a chainsaw?" No, no, a lawn mower works much better. XD

  • @starrybee10
    @starrybee10 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toasters! Ahh, toasters are good. Like them. Like toast. Mmm.

  • @rutters6834
    @rutters6834 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "no description available" - No description fucking needed.

  • @soccermoose0101
    @soccermoose0101 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahhhhhhh Glove Death.....

  • @RenardeBlanche
    @RenardeBlanche 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    If your toaster is like mine, then the 0 setting works like a stop button for when your toast is burning: if you turn the nob to 0 while it's toasting, it stops and pops the toast. =)

  • @Eldberoth
    @Eldberoth 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can't explain that.

  • @OriginAtrocity
    @OriginAtrocity 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @killerkid2005 Seeing as he says: "The Grim Reaper should update! It's 1997!", it's likely that this is from his Glorious tour.

  • @benkitson440
    @benkitson440 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    cant breath