Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager! I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!! If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?! Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
@naturluvr15 XD To be honest, when he said scythes were outdated, I was expecting him to say a chainsaw for some weird reason... then I was like "Nooo... That would be ridiculous... Death using a chainsaw?" No, no, a lawn mower works much better. XD
If your toaster is like mine, then the 0 setting works like a stop button for when your toast is burning: if you turn the nob to 0 while it's toasting, it stops and pops the toast. =)
Eddie Izzard is the only person I can watch who can say the most randomest thing that anyone can say, some random person could say "Pudding" and no one would laugh, but Eddie Izzard speaks of "Jam and radiators" and makes a whole crowd laugh...I think he has powers of some sort
He is the best medicine for our nasty selfish world out there . Bless you dear Eddie
"It's got a turny-dial-knob-thing on the side... AND IT LIES TO US."
That part had me literally rolling around laughing.
The “Wananananana..na na na no… Wananananan na nadon’t think so” bit always has me in stitches.
I remember she did that on her website back in 2003. You click a motorcycle and she goes "WANANANANANANANANANA HO HO HAW!!"
I like the way he says "One nano milimeter " :) Love eddie
As a Belgian my glove compartment does, in fact, have a map of Belgium.
"All the dead people get in the bin where the grass grows"
I love his randomness!
He's absolutely right about the shower. So true. xD
I just realized, the "map of Belgium" bit when he talks about glove compartments is either reused or a callback to his "Dressed to Kill" show when he's talking about the European Union. "There's a map of Belgium in here."
Actually, before Brexit, we used to go to the EU a lot, and pre-TomTom, we used maps.
I laughed when he was jamming all the cutlery into the toaster, then went into hysterical laughter at "Take it and do it the bath! in the bath!" he delivers that line so well.
I just love Eddie's use of the phrase " turn-y button". I find him just so freakin' adorable sometimes. : )
Oh sweet jesus I think I might have woken my halls up with my laughter! Our toaster lies to us- already caused numerous false fire alarms! And everyone is like that with the showers! Ah thank you Izzard!
"The ark's double parked in a puddle" love it.
His talent is that he sounds like he is somehow just barely avoiding drowning in the stream of consciousness.
2021 and STILL THE FREAKING FUNNIEST MAN OUT THERE!!!
Crying...actually fell over laughing. Love you eddie!
Hard to believe this is ten years old. :D
22 now 😵💫
I think this is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I love the peace and joy that Eddie Izzard's comedy brings me.
Absolutely brilliant. Has a way of turning the most ordinary things in life to fabulously funny
4 years and 4 dislikes...does this not prove the epicness of eddie izzard?! :D
Thank you Eddie Izzard, I haven't laughed this hard in years, seriously.
never forget the jam
I glove this guy!
Eddy Izzard is bloody funny on every level 😂😂😂😂😂
"He's your grandad too? Are you my sister? and you're my fathers mother....?WHAT THE FUCK WENT ON IN THIS FAMILY?!?!?" lol XD
"Like toast, mmm..." XD
I love how he says that!XD
Witty, intelligent... and the Monty Python influence comes as an extra bonus! I am laughing my head off at the shower sketch :). I love his work because everyone can relate to his humour. Go, Eddie! :)
Exactly like the lawnmowers I used as a teenager!
I even had a summer job cutting grass in the community; oh, the experiences!! The terrible experiences!!
If only I’d known then that I could laugh about lawnmower, lying toasters and other assorted gadgets!! We can see ourselves in the toaster routine! Who knew that a routine could be built up on toaster practices?!
Brilliant!! I’m so grateful!!
Utter legend.
Genius. I have the original cassette from the 90's
omg, hes so friggin funny, i almost fell out of my chair laughin with my friend!! XD
This man is fucking glorious
i just about died of laughter at the shower bit :D
"Stay down lads! Stay down~"
XD i love Eddie...i also envy his legs O.O
i have this like memorized :D i love eddie!
He is the best 😂
Haha, "it's just an air raid, stay down"
The lawnmower bit, the granddad bit, the toaster bit and the shower bit: all too true o.o (Have I left any bits out? ^^)
Very talented funny man !!
Lol! "Eat a jam sandwich at the same time, light some matches-burn the house down, wahhh...." I did that last time my toaster got messed up.
GENIUS!!!!
Things like this make me want to be able to like more than once
One position is this...andtheotherpositionisTHIS!
He is Hilarious!
As soon as he said get a lawnmower I could only think of Ronald Knox from Black butler. Which made it even funnier.
The grass would go "Oh for God sake." XD
For someone who reads the Kuroshitsuji manga, I immediately thought of Ronald Knox...who fights with a lawnmower. (Then again, all the reapers fight with gardening tools...)
It reminds me of that joke when one guy went on the highway in the wrong way and suddently he thinks: "Why is everyone going in the wrong way?!"
"Take and do it in the bath, in the bath!" - that's where I lost it) and that hurt you know, plus I couldn't see anything because of tears from laughing
3:19
When I was about 10 I asked my aunt to stop referring to her dad as Grandad. My grandad, your dad.
love this!! hilarious stuff and so true!! :D
Because of this vid my friend and I cracked up laughing when my history teacher mentioned that at whatever point in history we were talking about toasters were invented. We almost got in trouble because of this.
ah, no, in THE BIN. i can quote this almost totally i've watched it so many times :P
the lawn's even bigger grandad!!
No Pain no gain
the toast part is the best
The maps... Lol!! My gram had maps of Florida in her car. We lived in NJ and she never went on trips!
Holy shit, the shower bit is so fucking apt. I love it.
All so true...........
thank you
I appear to have stopped breathing to laugh
yeah he uses Belgium because its just funny and he makes it funny, like grandma's, jam and Sean connerys voice haha
Mrs Izzard in his prime
You jinxed it--it's up to 16 now. D:
Superb
The best part is the part where he goes the only part of the shower we want is between there and there not even a micro millimeter between fantastically hot and fooking freezing I seen it about 3 years ago for the first time and I still lmao when I see it
@kalasnavic That he is, that he is, and I just ADORE his impressians and when he acts out the things he does XD
1997...Lol!
I love him!! xD
lol this makes me cry of laughter xD
OF COURSE!! :D
"The same people who makes toasters make showers. For they have a turny botton too that lies."
one person has never made toast.
I've given up on my shower, so I was just like "fuck it", and put it all the way on hot and built an immunity
One nano millimeter between fantastically hot and FUCKING FREEZING!
Inspired.
The bit about showers. ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!
*Sticks a knife in a toaster* *instantly becomes hardcore*
Lawn mower:
onenananananana no!
onenananananana i don't think so!
XD
I'm pretty sure Death has an industrial harvester these days.
sounds like the machines on my university campus!
Grim Reaper.. with a lawn mower.... RONALD KNOX!
@BelladonnaRLGK I'm with you, I have Glorious, Definite Article and Unrepeatable on playback in my head!!
Toast goes in, bread comes out.
Little surprised Eddie didn't mention the "Popcorn" button on microwaves. You know, the ones that even popcorn makers say is a lie and not to use it?
NO GRASS NO GRASS NO GRASS
Stay down, lads! Stay down!
@BlueThunderFlik thank you! i think Glorious is on Netflix...i can watch the whole thing! yay!
I want that suit for Halloween
Ronald Knox from kuroshitsuji has a lawnmower sythe. XD
Always fucking crease at the bit where the grass goes "Oh for fucks sake"
"What the f*** went on in this family?" lol =D
@naturluvr15 XD To be honest, when he said scythes were outdated, I was expecting him to say a chainsaw for some weird reason... then I was like "Nooo... That would be ridiculous... Death using a chainsaw?" No, no, a lawn mower works much better. XD
Toasters! Ahh, toasters are good. Like them. Like toast. Mmm.
"no description available" - No description fucking needed.
ahhhhhhh Glove Death.....
If your toaster is like mine, then the 0 setting works like a stop button for when your toast is burning: if you turn the nob to 0 while it's toasting, it stops and pops the toast. =)
You can't explain that.
@killerkid2005 Seeing as he says: "The Grim Reaper should update! It's 1997!", it's likely that this is from his Glorious tour.
cant breath