eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical. toasters and showers, so right!
I love how he says "You've got a toaster, but it's got a turny nob dial thing on the side there...and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth. For it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!" He's amazing! Rock on, Eddie!!! \m/
Thanks a TON for uploading all of these videos, Swisaavi. I listen to all of these videos at work, and I get weird looks while I'm laughing through my headphones. You rule. Keep up the good work.
"There is one nano millimeter between fantastic hot and fuckin' freezing" "Get knives in toaster! Get knives, and forks and all cutlery in the toaster! Use a whisk as well! Whisk, whisk, whisk... Get it in! Take it and do it in the bath! In the bath! Turn the water on! Eat a jam sandwich at the same time! Light matches, burn the house down!" "No hair, no haircut"
LoL!! i loved the toast one! but he should have teamed up with Eliza Sleshinger (or however the hell you spell her name) for the shower skit. she did a really funny one. "You get in a relationship with the shower. I controll you, your hurting me, i controll you your hurting me." LMAO!
Got that right, I think Izzard is a genius, great delivery, great timing and great insite and well read on historic facts and social interaction................ And you right, I really don't care, but it is kind of fun to see the people react Cheers
OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.
♥ Ỉ Łөϋэ Ħįм haha love the toaster and shower part! "Hey stop using taps, im in the shower. Iam not using taps... im letting a mouse run over my hands". XD K, who doesnt love his quotes!! haha
You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.
ive seen the shower sketch hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh
i love eddie, total ledgend
no pain no gain
no fish no foul
no socks no shoose
no hair no haircut
I LOVE THIS GUY
eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical.
toasters and showers, so right!
I love how he says "You've got a toaster, but it's got a turny nob dial thing on the side there...and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth. For it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!" He's amazing! Rock on, Eddie!!! \m/
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i love Eddie Izzard....i've been watchin him since i was a kid and it still makes me laugh every single time i watch him LMAO
THIS MAN IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ON EARTH. I LOVE THIS GUY. THANKS FOR POSTING THIS........THANKS!!
"Eat a jam sandwich at the same time light matches, burn the house down dadada."
"Everyone in West London-- Stop using taps!!"
Thanks so much for you favorite bits, a gooood laugh but to show his best bits it would have to be everthing he has ever done.
Thanks a TON for uploading all of these videos, Swisaavi. I listen to all of these videos at work, and I get weird looks while I'm laughing through my headphones. You rule. Keep up the good work.
“We’ve got you on our instruments … we’ve got you on a tuba” - timeless
i cant get overr# how funny this man is. i am crying here watching this
I saw Eddie three nights in a row in Philly then three nights in a row in NYC all Six nights were different
details, details
no pain no gain
no fish no foul
no socks no shoose
no hair no haircut
DEF the best parts. my fav too. he's genius-hilarious.
"you wanna live on the edge!"
Thank you so much for all the clips ;)
"don't put a sock in a toaster" Oh man.... I should have listened...
Now i need a new fucking toaster
That last shower bit killed me :)
I can't stop laughing... :)
Wow i jus saw this guys stuf fon youtube, now i wana buy any of of his DVD's if he has any.
WOOT!
Now THAT'S 110% pure comedy gold! ;)
These are fabulous! Some that I've never seen before. Thank you thank you!
"And the toast is going, what the hell are you talking about???"
LOL Eddie izzard is the man!
Tears and totally out of breath.
"There is one nano millimeter between fantastic hot and fuckin' freezing"
"Get knives in toaster! Get knives, and forks and all cutlery in the toaster! Use a whisk as well! Whisk, whisk, whisk... Get it in! Take it and do it in the bath! In the bath! Turn the water on! Eat a jam sandwich at the same time! Light matches, burn the house down!"
"No hair, no haircut"
sock in a toaster? jam on a magnet? perhaps the funniest piece ever written? yes.
"Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your granny in a bag.
"no socks no shoes
no hair no haircut"
"what the hell is he talking about?!"
hahaha
that toaster number bit is absolutely true, I just bought one and it does the same thing....
'pause' ...dont put a sock in a toaster...what the... LMFAO!!
The man likes jam. He did say he liked toast and you can put jam on toast.
"I think they're after something more than that. I don't know what it is but they've brought a flag."
XD
LoL!!
i loved the toast one!
but he should have teamed up with Eliza Sleshinger (or however the hell you spell her name) for the shower skit. she did a really funny one.
"You get in a relationship with the shower. I controll you, your hurting me, i controll you your hurting me." LMAO!
These are really amazing parts ahahah i love it when he talks abour "Fruits and supermarkets" it's amazing =D
Thank you soooo much for uploading these.............UR AWSOME
The toasters and the showers! I haven't laughed that hard in yonks! It's so true!!
"You have 2 positions in the shower...." at 8:05 .... ROFLMAO!!!! too brilliant!
hee.. the toaster/shower bit is one of my favorites too
this is 6 toast! all burt! all burnt! scratch! scratch! lol
Got that right, I think Izzard is a genius, great delivery, great timing and great insite and well read on historic facts and social interaction................
And you right, I really don't care, but it is kind of fun to see the people react
Cheers
lol his movements during the toast part xD
The toaster/shower skit was hilarious!
As long as you never put a sock in your toaster
"Love,
Paul(Saint)
The Corinthians... Corinth"
One NANOMILLIMETER between fantastically hot and fucking freezing.
In other news- I'm covered in bees.
It's just the rebels, sir ... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? lol
"I don't know what they want, but they brought a flag." xD
bloody brilliant.
the corinthians
For it has numbers from 1-6... and it liiiies!
Thanks for all your patience uploading Eddie's shows.
Aha I know, thas so cute. Eddie Izzard is such a cutie. ^^
'My god man! Do they want tea?' hahaha
Well... my toaster lies to me too... which is bad because I love toast.
THEY Lie!!!!!! IT Does not TEll the TRUTH !!!!
lol love it
God, the makeup makes him.
Genious
My Fav!!!!
I LOVE his wardrobe
"Dear Paul (Saint)....
FUCK OFF!"
xD!
Totally right about the toaster
"Everyone who gets into a shower, they immediately become like a safe-breaker." :D:D
"I dunno what it is, but they've brought a flag." Hahahaha!
you wanna live on the edge!!
hahahahaha so true about the shower bit
Thanks a lot for uploading all the videos!
yeah what a genius
I love the corynth sequence too!
the shower bit is so true!!!
My shower is SO like that. lmao
gawd he is so cute
he's weird and fucking great. these really are the best bits but the 'cake or death' should be here as well.
Stop using the taps, I'm not using the taps I'm simply lettin a mouse tun over my hands!!!! :-):-)EPIC!!!!!
the same could be said for flaming. i do agree with you im not sure how the transition occured
and the toasters!!!
Yeah, I have to add my thanks to this list too. These videos turned a lot of potentially horribly boring nights into hilarious ones.
the turny button lies
xDDD I love the shower bit! *hahahah!!!*
Good to have a sense of humor.
You DAFT GIT... Love and kisses, the Corinthians
Toasters are good, but they lie!!! haha i love himm :L
what they really need to do is put every one of eddie izzards together.
As strong as a small pony.
Fantastically hot and fuckin' freezing.
lol "FANTASTICALLY HOT & FUCKING FREEZING"
Use a whisk as well whisk whisk whisk!
OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.
I laughed so much I cried!! Thankyou.
Hahahaha! You are pure entertainment my little essay writing friend.
Some of his jokes remind me of Monty Python sketches.
Didn't you ever see the second run of blankety blank? Ed's not the only one....
@tinywizard36
No pain no gain
No pitch no faul
no socks no shoes
no head no Haircut
the shower bit is sooooooo funny
stop using taps!
i'm not using taps, i'm letting a mouse run over my hands
LMAO!
ah....the shower !!! just the same....
3 toast NO GOOD
♥ Ỉ Łөϋэ Ħįм
haha love the toaster and shower part!
"Hey stop using taps, im in the shower. Iam not using taps... im letting a mouse run over my hands". XD
K, who doesnt love his quotes!! haha
..a nano milimeter between fantastically hot ..and fuckin frezing! ahaha
"never put your granny in a sack"
... would a satchel be okay?
@WeaslyIsOurKing wrong show...that was glorious, this is definite article...funny as hell though
never throw your granny in a bag, never suck all the juice out of a vampire... :D
eddie coming to dublin soon....am educatin me mates as to who he is..amazerballs..
darth vader sounds like russle brand
You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.