eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical. toasters and showers, so right!
I love how he says "You've got a toaster, but it's got a turny nob dial thing on the side there...and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth. For it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!" He's amazing! Rock on, Eddie!!! \m/
Thanks a TON for uploading all of these videos, Swisaavi. I listen to all of these videos at work, and I get weird looks while I'm laughing through my headphones. You rule. Keep up the good work.
Got that right, I think Izzard is a genius, great delivery, great timing and great insite and well read on historic facts and social interaction................ And you right, I really don't care, but it is kind of fun to see the people react Cheers
You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.
LoL!! i loved the toast one! but he should have teamed up with Eliza Sleshinger (or however the hell you spell her name) for the shower skit. she did a really funny one. "You get in a relationship with the shower. I controll you, your hurting me, i controll you your hurting me." LMAO!
"There is one nano millimeter between fantastic hot and fuckin' freezing" "Get knives in toaster! Get knives, and forks and all cutlery in the toaster! Use a whisk as well! Whisk, whisk, whisk... Get it in! Take it and do it in the bath! In the bath! Turn the water on! Eat a jam sandwich at the same time! Light matches, burn the house down!" "No hair, no haircut"
Fair enough, I struggled with that one a bit but I really don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, I just want to know if I am alone with this observation or has anyone else wondered why people feel the need to quote the lines in this forum.
@Aiden546162 I just don't want people to expect other videos from me. And it wasn't the only video i uploaded... 3 years ago i uploaded all eddie izzard's shows, but then i received some angry letters about copyrights, so i deleted them.
was it due to copyrights? I'm going to miss it. I watched as many as I could, and they helped on my glum days...I love Eddie Izzard. When I get more money I will have to buy it! Thanks for uploading thme for so long....you'll be sorely missed!
First off, I wasn't complaining at all, it was a question and a legitimate one at that. Go to any video of any comic and look at the comments, there are almost all quotes of the comic with NO comment or any thing else.... just the quote, like we missed it the first time or that we are going to think this person is a great critic because he knows how to type what he heard a few minutes before. I just don't get it and I was trying to find out if other people felt like I do.
OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.
LOL over and over again......... I really love you guys. You think by calling me "sad" that I will somehow see the errors of my ways and say "OMG you guys are so right, what have I been thinking" What the length of my reply has to do with anything I am not sure but Hey, your the guy who seems to have it all together so you must be right. As for how often I comment....I can honestly say that these are the only posts I have here on TH-cam ( at least in the last year ) so much for your theory
♥ Ỉ Łөϋэ Ħįм haha love the toaster and shower part! "Hey stop using taps, im in the shower. Iam not using taps... im letting a mouse run over my hands". XD K, who doesnt love his quotes!! haha
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no pain no gain
no fish no foul
no socks no shoose
no hair no haircut
I LOVE THIS GUY
eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical.
toasters and showers, so right!
ive seen the shower sketch hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh
i love eddie, total ledgend
THIS MAN IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ON EARTH. I LOVE THIS GUY. THANKS FOR POSTING THIS........THANKS!!
I love how he says "You've got a toaster, but it's got a turny nob dial thing on the side there...and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth. For it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!" He's amazing! Rock on, Eddie!!! \m/
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i love Eddie Izzard....i've been watchin him since i was a kid and it still makes me laugh every single time i watch him LMAO
Thanks so much for you favorite bits, a gooood laugh but to show his best bits it would have to be everthing he has ever done.
"Everyone in West London-- Stop using taps!!"
Thanks a TON for uploading all of these videos, Swisaavi. I listen to all of these videos at work, and I get weird looks while I'm laughing through my headphones. You rule. Keep up the good work.
He was brilliant back then, the full package.
i cant get overr# how funny this man is. i am crying here watching this
"don't put a sock in a toaster" Oh man.... I should have listened...
Now i need a new fucking toaster
"I think they're after something more than that. I don't know what it is but they've brought a flag."
XD
"you wanna live on the edge!"
Thank you so much for all the clips ;)
These are fabulous! Some that I've never seen before. Thank you thank you!
For it has numbers from 1-6... and it liiiies!
It's just the rebels, sir ... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? lol
THEY Lie!!!!!! IT Does not TEll the TRUTH !!!!
lol love it
Got that right, I think Izzard is a genius, great delivery, great timing and great insite and well read on historic facts and social interaction................
And you right, I really don't care, but it is kind of fun to see the people react
Cheers
You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.
hee.. the toaster/shower bit is one of my favorites too
Thank you soooo much for uploading these.............UR AWSOME
"Eat a jam sandwich at the same time light matches, burn the house down dadada."
DEF the best parts. my fav too. he's genius-hilarious.
These are really amazing parts ahahah i love it when he talks abour "Fruits and supermarkets" it's amazing =D
Thanks a lot for uploading all the videos!
'My god man! Do they want tea?' hahaha
Thanks for all your patience uploading Eddie's shows.
"no socks no shoes
no hair no haircut"
"what the hell is he talking about?!"
hahaha
Now THAT'S 110% pure comedy gold! ;)
I laughed so much I cried!! Thankyou.
“We’ve got you on our instruments … we’ve got you on a tuba” - timeless
I LOVE his wardrobe
I saw Eddie three nights in a row in Philly then three nights in a row in NYC all Six nights were different
Wow i jus saw this guys stuf fon youtube, now i wana buy any of of his DVD's if he has any.
WOOT!
"And the toast is going, what the hell are you talking about???"
LOL Eddie izzard is the man!
LoL!!
i loved the toast one!
but he should have teamed up with Eliza Sleshinger (or however the hell you spell her name) for the shower skit. she did a really funny one.
"You get in a relationship with the shower. I controll you, your hurting me, i controll you your hurting me." LMAO!
That last shower bit killed me :)
I can't stop laughing... :)
that toaster number bit is absolutely true, I just bought one and it does the same thing....
The toasters and the showers! I haven't laughed that hard in yonks! It's so true!!
"There is one nano millimeter between fantastic hot and fuckin' freezing"
"Get knives in toaster! Get knives, and forks and all cutlery in the toaster! Use a whisk as well! Whisk, whisk, whisk... Get it in! Take it and do it in the bath! In the bath! Turn the water on! Eat a jam sandwich at the same time! Light matches, burn the house down!"
"No hair, no haircut"
Tears and totally out of breath.
The toaster/shower skit was hilarious!
"You have 2 positions in the shower...." at 8:05 .... ROFLMAO!!!! too brilliant!
lol his movements during the toast part xD
sock in a toaster? jam on a magnet? perhaps the funniest piece ever written? yes.
Aha I know, thas so cute. Eddie Izzard is such a cutie. ^^
"Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your granny in a bag.
he was born in yemen, moved to eastbourne on the south coast of england when he was six years old, where did you get welsh from?
Good to have a sense of humor.
the same could be said for flaming. i do agree with you im not sure how the transition occured
'pause' ...dont put a sock in a toaster...what the... LMFAO!!
God, the makeup makes him.
Genious
@GreyLabyrinthine I CALL FIRST! ^_^ and yes, my shower has fantastic water heat and pressure.
details, details
no pain no gain
no fish no foul
no socks no shoose
no hair no haircut
I love the corynth sequence too!
bloody brilliant.
the corinthians
Hahahaha! You are pure entertainment my little essay writing friend.
"Dear Paul (Saint)....
FUCK OFF!"
xD!
My Fav!!!!
Fair enough, I struggled with that one a bit but I really don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, I just want to know if I am alone with this observation or has anyone else wondered why people feel the need to quote the lines in this forum.
@Aiden546162
I just don't want people to expect other videos from me.
And it wasn't the only video i uploaded...
3 years ago i uploaded all eddie izzard's shows, but then i received some angry letters about copyrights, so i deleted them.
was it due to copyrights? I'm going to miss it. I watched as many as I could, and they helped on my glum days...I love Eddie Izzard. When I get more money I will have to buy it! Thanks for uploading thme for so long....you'll be sorely missed!
Heya folks, can u put some subtitles please? My english is not that fast... =/
First off, I wasn't complaining at all, it was a question and a legitimate one at that. Go to any video of any comic and look at the comments, there are almost all quotes of the comic with NO comment or any thing else.... just the quote, like we missed it the first time or that we are going to think this person is a great critic because he knows how to type what he heard a few minutes before. I just don't get it and I was trying to find out if other people felt like I do.
Yeah, I have to add my thanks to this list too. These videos turned a lot of potentially horribly boring nights into hilarious ones.
One NANOMILLIMETER between fantastically hot and fucking freezing.
In other news- I'm covered in bees.
"Everyone who gets into a shower, they immediately become like a safe-breaker." :D:D
he's weird and fucking great. these really are the best bits but the 'cake or death' should be here as well.
@LivexLongxProsper I know. :) I just like mixing them up.
The man likes jam. He did say he liked toast and you can put jam on toast.
Stop using the taps, I'm not using the taps I'm simply lettin a mouse tun over my hands!!!! :-):-)EPIC!!!!!
As long as you never put a sock in your toaster
Does anyone know which show is the corinthians part from?
"I dunno what it is, but they've brought a flag." Hahahaha!
the shower bit is so true!!!
OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.
this is 6 toast! all burt! all burnt! scratch! scratch! lol
@tinywizard36
No pain no gain
No pitch no faul
no socks no shoes
no head no Haircut
LOL over and over again......... I really love you guys. You think by calling me "sad" that I will somehow see the errors of my ways and say "OMG you guys are so right, what have I been thinking" What the length of my reply has to do with anything I am not sure but Hey, your the guy who seems to have it all together so you must be right. As for how often I comment....I can honestly say that these are the only posts I have here on TH-cam ( at least in the last year ) so much for your theory
what is the first part from?
the shower bit is sooooooo funny
stop using taps!
i'm not using taps, i'm letting a mouse run over my hands
LMAO!
eddie coming to dublin soon....am educatin me mates as to who he is..amazerballs..
"Love,
Paul(Saint)
The Corinthians... Corinth"
Machines that Lie, one of my favs. Much better then what we've got in America, no offense to jeff or dane, but come on. British humor is the best.
@xSidvarg
lol no he says burn the house down
"I don't know what they want, but they brought a flag." xD
Didn't you ever see the second run of blankety blank? Ed's not the only one....
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haha love the toaster and shower part!
"Hey stop using taps, im in the shower. Iam not using taps... im letting a mouse run over my hands". XD
K, who doesnt love his quotes!! haha
a lot of the "British play badguys" part in the star wars thing was call backs to previous jokes, hard to follow if you haven't seen it all.
what they really need to do is put every one of eddie izzards together.
Well... my toaster lies to me too... which is bad because I love toast.
Decisions, decisions. Do I watch Eddie Izzard or do I watch Cromwell for the 16th time?
you wanna live on the edge!!
@WeaslyIsOurKing wrong show...that was glorious, this is definite article...funny as hell though
i am NOT using taps! i am letting a mouse run over my hands
gawd he is so cute
@xSidvarg Light matches; burn the house down.
lol "FANTASTICALLY HOT & FUCKING FREEZING"
Fantastically hot and fuckin' freezing.