Eddie Izzard on Latin

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  • Eddie Izzard at Madison Square Garden talking about the silliness of the Latin language.

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  • @danielschneider5804
    @danielschneider5804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    It's such a refreshing change that Eddie just assumes his audience is smart enough and quick enough to pick up on the word plays and little jokes he puts into everything and doesn't feel the need to explain them.

    • @flukislucas
      @flukislucas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I hated conjugating during Latin Class... this was AMAZING

    • @kshandra5150
      @kshandra5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      His true genius is that you can still follow along, even if you don't have a clue. My husband and I saw him on the Force Majeure tour, where he told an entire joke in German - in San Francisco, which I assure you doesn't have THAT many speakers auf Deutsch - and we were all laughing our fool heads off at it.

    • @customcartoons
      @customcartoons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes. Exactly.

    • @agodinho64
      @agodinho64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Humor for inteligent people, that pay attention!

    • @willkoestner242
      @willkoestner242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@customcartoons Agreed. I've always wanted to enjoy Eddie, and I really think I'm coming around lately. I've always thought highly of him as an entertainer, a guy; it's been hard to navigate around his default combination of material and lack of faith in his audience. It's taken a great deal of time for me to understand he's not exactly as pretentious as he seems at first glance. I think his humor is kinda simple, and he tries a bit too hard not to be misunderstood. It's an easy thing to get used to when you want people to hear what ya say

  • @Smurfaliscous
    @Smurfaliscous 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2341

    The amount of German in his "gibberish" is hysterical

    • @patrickdowney2778
      @patrickdowney2778 9 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      +Brian Ford Hannibal arriveratus, mein Herr. Mitt soldatis.

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "I'd rather decline two beers than on German adjective." - Mark Twain

    • @Zsnakeistaken
      @Zsnakeistaken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      the bits of German make me laugh the most. "UND!"

    • @umutemrealp4873
      @umutemrealp4873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Also some french

    • @thats_so_laven
      @thats_so_laven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ifyouwantbochin Fair

  • @rhysnelson6077
    @rhysnelson6077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    i love how the subtitles gave up lol

    • @coleyamos
      @coleyamos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rhys Nelson I want to like this comment, but I show respect to the 420 🤏🏻😑🤏🏻

    • @TheOriginalLooney
      @TheOriginalLooney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coleyamos 15 people didn't show the same respect that you did

    • @jennylord9911
      @jennylord9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fry

  • @ronansensei4
    @ronansensei4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "It is masculine, feminine or neuter, the apple?"
    "It's a fucking apple! Stop fucking around!"

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of languages don't have grammatical gender. Though, English does still have the vestigial he/she/it distinction, for some reason, which makes the SJWs want to add more personal pronouns. Ugh!

    • @woopert7
      @woopert7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ghenulo You can't just 'add' pronouns. Languages develop organically, not by political agendas.

    • @finncullen
      @finncullen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Surprised Graham Linehan hasn't popped up in the comments to start screeching about that line.

  • @BellaBlue
    @BellaBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    As a person who is/has been studying Latin for three-ish years now, this skit is both entirely accurate, and also an accurate portrayal of my feelings on the subject. It's silly, but I love it.

  • @morpheos111
    @morpheos111 10 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I love that there is a comedian who, not only is very funny, but takes the time to write about language intelligently. The time and dedication it takes to hone the material to not only be funny, but funny to so many diverse audiences.

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      morpheos111 It's a shame that the subtitles kind of butcher it. Whoever wrote them is clearly illiterate, and doesn't know that German or French exist.

    • @ZenFox0
      @ZenFox0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      morpheos111 Eddie Izzard is certainly one of the most erudite comedians I've seen since Monty Python, and with great physical comedy and slapstick to boot.

    • @jamesvanderhoorn1117
      @jamesvanderhoorn1117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intelligently? Maybe. Still, parroting the notion that English 'has taken off' as a world language because of its simplicity is not very smart.

    • @blackmore4
      @blackmore4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Odd how the word "diverse" often leads to trouble these days.

    • @heatherwillis-kershner1973
      @heatherwillis-kershner1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vivamus Izzard deus hominibus

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 9 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    He's not speaking gibberish. He's speaking German mashed with mock Latin and bits of French.

    • @kukalakana
      @kukalakana 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's speaking like Salvatore from "The Name of the Rose" lol.

    • @nodataFYI
      @nodataFYI 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +TEC Still gibberish, with a few actual words here and there..

    • @nodataFYI
      @nodataFYI 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ***** I see it as gibberish because, especially in the beginning of his act and throughout, he's making most shit up. Which is not a bad thing, but I think you can't say "he's just speaking 3 mashed up languages", when in reality he's mostly using latin-sounding fantasy-words (even though they are based on real words they _are_ made up) and drops a few actual german and english words or sentences here and there.. There's definitely a gibberish-quality to his talk, which is the reason it's funny in the first place. ^^
      I mean "Infinitatis soldatis mathemalaticus impossibulatis." C'mon

    • @nodataFYI
      @nodataFYI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nelly smith *you're

    • @mrvocabulary6794
      @mrvocabulary6794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +nelly smith maybe he is, but from linguistic standpoint he is perfectly accurate.

  • @deniseross2590
    @deniseross2590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    For those of you who don't speak them, Eddie's actually mixing five different languages into this bit, English, French, German, Italian, and Latin. At 2:57 he says, tres mauvais, which means, very bad in French. Veni, Vidi, Vici, which is what Caesar said of Gaul when he was there as a general, I came, I saw, I conquered. Impressive.

    • @TNT-km2eg
      @TNT-km2eg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Say what !

  • @Buffycomics
    @Buffycomics 9 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    As Heinrich Heine once said, "If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world."

    • @MysteriousFuture
      @MysteriousFuture 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's why most Romans spoke Vulgar Latin to avoid such issues.

    • @brandonmoreau3025
      @brandonmoreau3025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol the Romans did no latin they were just beaten as kids until they got it.

    • @janethockey9070
      @janethockey9070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ruined by the Catholic church

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Interesting, the same thing would be true for German.

    • @meandmymotorcycle9351
      @meandmymotorcycle9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@janethockey9070 Hmmm... wasn't the Roman Empire around centuries before the Catholic church?

  • @neurofire
    @neurofire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    All time best explanation of Latin - period. The guy deserves all the ticks, nods and applauds he gets.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's FULL STOP. Not period.
      Go learn proper English, American.

  • @tinnitusthenight5545
    @tinnitusthenight5545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The one language you can just brutally ridicule without ever even offending anyone, that's kinda brilliant in itself.

  • @samcan9953
    @samcan9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A genius of comedy with his own, unique view of the world. Love him. So glad that guy exists.

  • @Vsmovies100
    @Vsmovies100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    The person behind the subtitles obviously did not know German or Latin.

    • @kokoshneta
      @kokoshneta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      +Viktor Suuta
      Or English.

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm taking it that Izzard doesn't know Latin either.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Actually, did pretty well considering.. I took 4 years of Latin.. but it's the audience I felt sorry for.. LOL

    • @OliverJWeber
      @OliverJWeber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or French.

    • @OliverJWeber
      @OliverJWeber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They still teach Latin and Greek at Bede's today so I reckon he does know his Latin. Which is pretty obvious when you watch the part where he conjugates the verbs. The person who did the subtitles on the other hand must be one of the fine products of comprehensive education.

  • @missnicki75
    @missnicki75 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Eddie Izzard is brilliant. He reads history books to comb out pure gold. No on has ever acheived his ability. So grateful for stumbling across this. I need to write this man a letter!

  • @budbin
    @budbin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    the fuckus subtitletatus are not exactutatus

    • @misterlizard
      @misterlizard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      +Aaron Bud and are distracticus

    • @zenith8417
      @zenith8417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Goodus eyeacus

    • @AgentLector
      @AgentLector 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Aaron Bud
      Instead of "gibberish" he speaks german a bit.

    • @lauradeheij-joon1474
      @lauradeheij-joon1474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Paweł Proniczew And French :)

    • @Nok_Sul
      @Nok_Sul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whoever wrote them was stultissmus.

  • @abigailvanderslice4428
    @abigailvanderslice4428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "Pi?"
    "Oh, thanks man."
    Lmao, oh he's brilliant.

    • @rondremolo5052
      @rondremolo5052 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      fav part

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Though, of course, pi comes from Greek.

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ghenulo yeah but the Romans did what they always do: stole the bakeries and claimed THEY were the ones who came up with pi

    • @MickeyCuervo36
      @MickeyCuervo36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And they did so with the cunning use of flags.

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MickeyCuervo36 The effin Brits had us Indians over there. 😣

  • @Anjalena
    @Anjalena 11 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I just lost it at "QUAD The Fuck?!" Hilarious!

    • @PedroMachadoPT
      @PedroMachadoPT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just vulgar.

    • @Anjalena
      @Anjalena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PedroMachadoPT I'm American. I love vulgarity. 😁😝

    • @PedroMachadoPT
      @PedroMachadoPT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anjalena
      It makes sense.

    • @Anjalena
      @Anjalena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PedroMachadoPT 😳🤷🤣

    • @rdyt0
      @rdyt0 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Quod, the Latin "what". Neuter singular nominative of course :)

  • @keffypoo
    @keffypoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    'English has become the lingua franca' - that's just brilliant.

    • @robinviden9148
      @robinviden9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And here I thought it was pretty much the other way around. 😄

    • @advickprosankto
      @advickprosankto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robinviden9148 French became the English language ?

    • @robinviden9148
      @robinviden9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@advickprosankto Not really, no. But English was heavily influenced by Norman French during the Middle Ages. So much so that some people have argued that English is more or less a creole language.

    • @soup_god463
      @soup_god463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robinviden9148 But that’s not what lingua franca means

    • @robinviden9148
      @robinviden9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@soup_god463 I am well aware what lingual franca means, but literally it means Frankish tongue, so I took the liberty to reinterpret it to French language to make a joke.

  • @ReneeC43
    @ReneeC43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The duck joke is an underappreciated one haha

  • @littlemouse7066
    @littlemouse7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He trusts his audience to be well read enough and intelligent enough to understand his jokes and it's great.

    • @barnbersonol
      @barnbersonol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, he knows his monoglot audience is so ignorant of other languages that they regard his BS as authoritive.

  • @theoneandonlyandyman
    @theoneandonlyandyman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how the subtitles give up for a while in the middle

  • @jennyhughes4474
    @jennyhughes4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dear Eddie: such an amazingly brilliant creative man!

  • @efabrigmail
    @efabrigmail 12 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    That's why John Cleese called him the "Lost Python"

    • @jennyhughes4474
      @jennyhughes4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think he outshines the pythons (which I loved when I was young & went with my brother to see their movie when it came out): he moved comedy along. Brilliant man!

    • @sergarlantyrell7847
      @sergarlantyrell7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well, he does like dressing up like women...
      He could've replaced Terry Jones.

    • @PrincessPeriodFart
      @PrincessPeriodFart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sergarlantyrell7847 But does he like to hang around in bars?

    • @kathyeubanks5524
      @kathyeubanks5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PrincessPeriodFart 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jennyhughes4474 love him, love them :D
      afaik he learnt a lot from them; standing on the shoulders of giants ^^

  • @js6874
    @js6874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you ever get the chance to see him live you absolutely have to. I’ve seen him twice and he’s easily the best comedian out there! Clever, funny and so fast!

  • @TamsinConway
    @TamsinConway 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Languages with many cases and grammatical gender are, naturally, very easy for their native speakers, since you don't really think in terms of bases and morphemes, but larger units. The same kind of joke could be made about the English articles, and definitely English spelling. But Izzard totally delivers this skit with style. The part about Roman numerals had me in stitches.

    • @JBG1968
      @JBG1968 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      English spelling issues are largely do to all the borrowed words from other languages . It killed any chance of a standard

  • @mikeggg5671
    @mikeggg5671 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Eddie is an awesome comedian. I do love him. He has always made me laugh at loud, and his comedy is intellectual, too. He is a gift to us, and we should be thankful for him.

  • @cheyb5619
    @cheyb5619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Quad the Fuck!" .... is my new wtf ~ Never gets old lmao! Eddie Izzard on Latin is my all time fav

  • @egogtz
    @egogtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The guy in charge of the subtitles: "I surrender "

  • @hannahwight7437
    @hannahwight7437 10 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Speaking Gibberish" - always when he starts with some German >.

    • @juarezcastelo
      @juarezcastelo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not German, it's English with a Latin accent, or a mix of both, like in 2:44 he says something like:
      "I'm messangarium et careere at heree, from a long way awayee. Portare news and bring ove..."

    • @Haki7Hikari
      @Haki7Hikari 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Edgar Manuel Juarez
      Actually I do agree with Hannah that he also uses German, of course with a mix of other languages (Most of it is English and I thinks there's also French in it) with a latin accent and probably some real latin.
      Your example at 2:44. (german in capital letters)
      I'm pretty sure he doesn't say 'Im messengarium...' but 'ICH BIN messangarium, ICH careere NACH heree, from long way away, portare ... ( then a word I can't really make out what it is, but it's probably 'news' like you said, and then I think he ends in French) très mauvais. (very ugly/very bad, so he probably sais that the news is very bad)
      I also think he says a few times 'MEIN HERR' (My lord in German) e.g. 3:16, 3:27
      Also at 3:33 : MIT soldatus (mit is German for 'with'), WIE VIEL soldatus (wie viel is German for how many)
      4:40 'UND, UND MEIN HERR' (German for: and, and, my Lord)
      5:03 the gibberish was 'portari pink pajamas', portari looks similar to the French word 'Porter' (to wear', so he asked, '(does he) wear pink pajamas?'.
      5:07 UND, ER KOMMT MIT elefantein (German: And he comes with elephants).
      5:19: Elefantein très dangereus. (French for The elephants very dangerous, well the elephant part was not in French)
      It's basically a huge soup of languages that he mixed together with some strange latin endings (or latin sounding endings, I never had latin so I have no clue how exactly the end of words sound like)
      Anyway I think it was really funny, I like languages very much and I love him for playing around with it.

    • @juarezcastelo
      @juarezcastelo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haki7Hikari
      Thank you my friend, you explained it a whole lot better than me, I don't know German nor French so I inferred it was Latin, either way, like you said it is a really funny and clever piece of comedy. ***** is the best!

    • @Haki7Hikari
      @Haki7Hikari 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Edgar Manuel Juarez
      Your welcome!
      I learned French in school and eventhough I barely had any German, my mothertongue is Dutch (Dutch and German resemble a lot) so it was easy to distinguish those parts out of what you thought was Latin.
      If he would have used a lot of Spanish or Italian, I would probably have had the exact same problem.
      I really love his humor. And his voice too.

    • @BennySalto
      @BennySalto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@juarezcastelo "I don't know german"
      Why are you commenting on it then.

  • @lunestiacrescent827
    @lunestiacrescent827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    There are three types of people in the comments:
    1: The subtilter should be shot.
    2: Poor subtitles, they were trying their best.
    3: This schtick is hilarious!!!

    • @Mirandorl
      @Mirandorl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4. "I resent the entire english speaking world and this man for criticising latin"

  • @Richard_Jones
    @Richard_Jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Romanes eunt domus - People called the Romans, they go the house?"

    • @heatherwillis-kershner1973
      @heatherwillis-kershner1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "In our roman house?"

    • @thepieman4398
      @thepieman4398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Romani Ite Domum! Now write it out a thousand times and if it's not done by sunrise I'll cut your balls off"

  • @vic_tim7956
    @vic_tim7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think I've learned more about Latin (the language) than I ever grasped in three years of school. Amazing and funny too.

  • @Vasileski88
    @Vasileski88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    OMG I was out of breath from that quod the fuck.

  • @camerongillespie9980
    @camerongillespie9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    May we always have access to brilliance
    Thank you Mr Izzard

  • @kimberlypelfrey2279
    @kimberlypelfrey2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that he is a historically influenced comedian. I love history!

  • @valerius610
    @valerius610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tenho saudades deste tipo dr comedia inteligente. Love the comedian

  • @ghenulo
    @ghenulo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "English is simple". The funniest line in this skit!

    • @JBG1968
      @JBG1968 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well as he said . At its base it is very simple . No gendered nouns , simple verb conjugation, and understandable even if spoken incorrectly . Now spelling and pronunciation are a different story but that’s every other languages fault for loans us to many words

  • @mancebo7
    @mancebo7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best stand up comedian in the world, if you ask me. Brilliant!

  • @kmaassociates7999
    @kmaassociates7999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe my family here in America didn't find out about this Artist until 2015.
    What A Hoot !
    He makes me ashamed that I didn't stick with French and Latin in school.

  • @jemappellebibo
    @jemappellebibo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am head over heels after listening to Eddie. He is so clever and smart and ready to share with the rest of us his unbelievable thoughts on languages and history. I've just met him tonight. Asking myself were was I all this time?

  • @snifferdogxsnifferdogx5977
    @snifferdogxsnifferdogx5977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brilliant! I speak serbian - which has got lots of the declensions, like Latin - so this was hilarious!
    Also loved how he chucked in bits of german and french in there - genius!

  • @OwlsoccergoalieLL14
    @OwlsoccergoalieLL14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is so accurate and funny. It is how I felt in Latin class all the time

  • @SarahJonestoo
    @SarahJonestoo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Genius routine from Eddie Izzard

  • @ajrwilde14
    @ajrwilde14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It gets better the more I watch it!!

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The subtitles just give up around the middle, lol, I love it.

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "portare newsum très mauvais"
    This whole thing is just amazing. :'D

  • @heliotropezzz333
    @heliotropezzz333 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Latin is complicated with all its different endings but because of that it is very succinct. It takes fewer words to express things.

    • @iberius9937
      @iberius9937 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly! Something Mr. Izzard seems to fail to comprehend.

  • @Terminator5618
    @Terminator5618 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Being able to speak German and having learnt Latin this is probably the funniest take on any language I've seen so far XD

  • @marinusdijkhuizen7629
    @marinusdijkhuizen7629 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Caecilius still lives on in our hearts...

    • @felikso
      @felikso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Marinus Dijkhuizen Too soon... too soon. :'(

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marinus Dijkhuizen What if Caecilius is actually dead... in his garden?

    • @elizabethcairns4730
      @elizabethcairns4730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CAECILIUS EST IN HORTO IN HEAVEN!

    • @christinab.3695
      @christinab.3695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caecilius non est in hosto... but in our hearts.

    • @joshuawesbroom5054
      @joshuawesbroom5054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You cant do this to me man... caecilius est mortu

  • @SuperSoccerchick1
    @SuperSoccerchick1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Got shown this video in Latin club one day... It was so funny to have my Latin teacher show us this!!!

  • @MrFantasnick
    @MrFantasnick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "Latin is silly!" Says the guy whose language can pronounce "ought" in 8 different ways.

    • @olivercuenca4109
      @olivercuenca4109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GentlemanlyNinja What? No there isn't! There's only one way of saying it. And dialects don't count.

    • @Luciffrit
      @Luciffrit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I think he means as part of a word. Like Fought and Drought.

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      You think "ought" is bad? You should try "ough". You have bough (bau), cough (koff), through (thru), borough (burruh) and though (tho). Slough has two pronunciations, either the noun (slau) or the verb (sluff). And not to mention the town of Loughborough (luffbruh). I remember hearing a story about an African who came to the UK to go to university and spent hours asking people how he could get to Loogaborooga!

    • @ToxicEmperor
      @ToxicEmperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Perhaps you're forgetting that it's comedy, not a Latin language history class.

    • @Teeb2023
      @Teeb2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      _"Perhaps you're forgetting that it's comedy, not a Latin language history class."_
      This ^

  • @angietucker302
    @angietucker302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man is totally awesome. As a woman I adore his wonderful eye makeup

  • @Ontarioku77
    @Ontarioku77 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i just dropped a latin class and this just makes me feel so much better

  • @danwic
    @danwic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Eddie lol brilliant comedian

  • @elainaswanson4364
    @elainaswanson4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Eddie really is just out there turning language and history into genius comedy

    • @princeofcupspoc9073
      @princeofcupspoc9073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And remember, being dyslexic, he doesn't use a script. He's memorized the important bits, and just free styles from there. I saw him in Silicon Valley at an outdoor theater, and he spent a good 15 minutes just talking about the birds swooping over the stage.

  • @AlbaFlavius
    @AlbaFlavius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Quad the fuck?!

    • @ld3354
      @ld3354 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I diiiiieeeeddd

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex? Is that you?

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AlbaFlavius *Quod

  • @yourpalcraig
    @yourpalcraig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've learned more in 24 minutes of Eddie izzard than I ever learned in history class.

  • @MUDSWAT
    @MUDSWAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How he writes and remembers a skit like that is fascinating!

  • @MisterLeeSuper
    @MisterLeeSuper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Talked about Hannibal and later eaten by Hannibal

    • @berilo.8044
      @berilo.8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my God, I knew I saw his face in a tv production before. Thank you!

    • @austentrue7807
      @austentrue7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re right. He did eat him. Great show.

    • @michaeldenny6851
      @michaeldenny6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, and Eddie showed some real acting talent

  • @jgilgorri
    @jgilgorri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love that he's mixing english, german, and french to fake his latin rofl

  • @Dalroi1
    @Dalroi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Subtitles are garbage, someone should get the sack. Only once in a while does he resort to actual gibberish, the rest is a mostly mixture of English colloquialisms plus French and German. All pretty clear.

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Plus I saw "w" pop up quite a few times even though there is no "w" in the Latin alphabet.

    • @lanefamily0508
      @lanefamily0508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +PacificRimNZ Correct...but in Classical Latin, the V was pronounced as W. So Salve was spoken as "Salwe".

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lanefamily0508 Yes I know, but why not write the actual Latin words? They did with some of them.

    • @QuixoticCowboy
      @QuixoticCowboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is some latin in there too i guess

    • @WalterLiddy
      @WalterLiddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was about to say the same thing. If I understand what he's saying, you know it's in common phrases because I don't know shit about those languages, yet the subtitles say 'gibberish'. Even the stuff that is is plays on the latin-sounds, and if spelled phonetically would get the joke across better.

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I learnt Latin in the same primary school as Eddie izzard, so I have great sympathy for him, lmao, xx

  • @mrentropius
    @mrentropius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Just one thing: if you can't understand something that's doesn't mean it's gibberish

    • @BloodofPatriots
      @BloodofPatriots 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It meas we should kill it with fire.

  • @IrregularPineapples
    @IrregularPineapples 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It's a fucking apple! Stop fucking around!" :D

  • @antoniodragonheart8965
    @antoniodragonheart8965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Quare tantum Latino odiuntur? Bellissima lingua quidem est.

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get out!1!

    • @mokemohaveer1
      @mokemohaveer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Homines quem intellegere non possunt saepe odiunt

    • @bloodsucker1186
      @bloodsucker1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quod in orbe pacis vivebamus!

    • @CharlieKehoe
      @CharlieKehoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @bvm3925
      @bvm3925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isthay is unnyfay uffstay.

  • @pamsciambarella2284
    @pamsciambarella2284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sì, mein Herr. 😂 I do love the mix of English, pigeon Latin and Italian with German thrown in. 💖

  • @usedx115x
    @usedx115x 11 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The funniest joke in his routine was "English is a simple language".

    • @herrbonk3635
      @herrbonk3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty simple grammar, horrendous spelling. But yeah, even the grammar could well be further simplified without loss of precision. (Just look at the closely related scandinavian languages.)

    • @usedx115x
      @usedx115x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@herrbonk3635 True, although the tense system can be hard for 2nd language learners, and it would be nice if the vocabulary wasnt doubled by invented words most natives dont understand.

    • @luisalmeida1391
      @luisalmeida1391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is, in comparison to other languages. Quite simple. It doesn't mean you can't express beautifully.

    • @williams.5952
      @williams.5952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People who think English is a particularly complex language are usually monoglots. What's challenging about the tense system? And what on Earth do you mean by "invented words most natives don't understand"?

    • @usedx115x
      @usedx115x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williams.5952 For example "lascivious" a transparently non-English word that has been Anglified into an invented word most natives wont understand. English is full of words like this, often I will heard a new English word that I transparently understand in Latin yet have no idea what it means in English.

  • @t.r.luxx1311
    @t.r.luxx1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I took 4 years of Latin in Highschool....I'd forgotten most of it until I watched this 😂😂😂 I remember having to memorize all those things

  • @canimakeamill
    @canimakeamill 11 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Just a personal opinion: I've learned 7 languages (English, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Latin, French and German), of those 7, English is easily the most simple to become conversationally useful in.

    • @jweilan1
      @jweilan1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      nobody cares.

    • @jweilan1
      @jweilan1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** nope.

    • @cygil1
      @cygil1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hard to read though. (Hard tue reed thoe.)

    • @zennteo3115
      @zennteo3115 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      learn chinese
      have fun

    • @johnhegren501
      @johnhegren501 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only Indo European language....to many half wits in this world who have no clue what linguistics are like when comparing features objectively.

  • @garyschermer5463
    @garyschermer5463 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoyed this. My sister is a single mom who home schools her children. Her children both speak and write Latin and found this skit very humors.

  • @conejito9128
    @conejito9128 10 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Hannibal venit.
    Hannibal? quo cum?
    milites.
    quot?
    multi.
    quidquam aliud?
    elephanti.
    qui sunt?
    porci et sciuri.
    fugite!

    • @amdnovello
      @amdnovello 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      is it that simple? lol

    • @MicahZale
      @MicahZale 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Et intravi ad! Run a feris!

    • @CRlocoman1989
      @CRlocoman1989 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      U missedus the jokeus.

    • @conejito9128
      @conejito9128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Of course, my friend Master Purveyor of All Things Risible.

    • @sadekgheidan
      @sadekgheidan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I haven't studied Latin but im gonna guess the translation, let me know how right or wrong I am.
      Hannibal is coming.
      Habbibal? With whom?
      Soldiers/Army.
      How many?
      Many.
      How are they coming?
      Elephants.
      /qui sunt?/
      /porci et sciuri./
      Hurry/Act!

  • @JeannetteK2
    @JeannetteK2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    brilliant. absolutely brilliant.

  • @columbus8myhw
    @columbus8myhw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The subtitles... they do nothing

  • @Raven135
    @Raven135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the funniest humans on the planet! Absolutely LOVE him! Brilliant! Bravo!! Anyone John Cleese finds funny is Gold!😄🎶🇺🇸🌹🌹🌹

  • @Godzilla52
    @Godzilla52 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Eddie must have attended Sid Caesar gibberish school

  • @robertmilne4304
    @robertmilne4304 10 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The man is a genius in the true sense of the word.

  • @rkoff5744
    @rkoff5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now that's genius comedy!🤣

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree with Eddie Izzard a completely about Latin, because I had to learn it in school as well, but a long time after he was in the same primary school as me, xxxx

  • @yamanmustafa
    @yamanmustafa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    6:14 "It has taken off because on it's [sic] basic level, it is terribly simple".
    Does anybody else find it massively ironic that the person uploading this struggles with the English language and basic grammar?

    • @rufuscoppertop330
      @rufuscoppertop330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +yamanmustafa
      He certainly hasn't said anything even remotely meaningful about the actual language he presumes to mock.

    • @yamanmustafa
      @yamanmustafa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +nelly smith Subtitles written by an illiterate.

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yamanmustafa "sawe". Yup. Much salve. Very right.

  • @catherinegatefin116
    @catherinegatefin116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    so wonderful , edutainment at it's best

    • @barnbersonol
      @barnbersonol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Its best" Not "it's". Tut Tut. Language guru Eddie would be SO disappointed!

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Quod the fuck" I am keeping that ! Loved it

  • @Mrdede1998
    @Mrdede1998 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am doing Latin in secondary and the bit about the cases at the start made me cry with laughter as that is my reaction whenever I see it in a text/get marked down for translating it into the wrong case.

  • @eviloatmeal98
    @eviloatmeal98 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the way he says "pandas" was just too funny xD

  • @AdamBechtol
    @AdamBechtol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ooof! Such cleverness, such wit.

  • @ExVeritateLibertas
    @ExVeritateLibertas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Don't think it's possible to speak a language fluently with 6 cases and no articles? Russians do it every day.
    In fact, grammatically the Slavic languages are much closer to Latin than Romance languages are.

    • @Igor-ug1uo
      @Igor-ug1uo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yep, every day. :)
      It is fascinating how close Latin and Russian are grammatically. I feel bad for my English speaking fellows. It's hard for me to comprehend how difficult it must be for an English speaker to learn Latin or some Slavic language.

    • @ExVeritateLibertas
      @ExVeritateLibertas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Igor Arutiunian It's comparable to, but more difficult than (IMO), learning articles, "to be" in present tense, word order of the sentence, and phrasal verbs when learning English as a Russian speaker. (I teach English to Russian speakers.) :)

    • @Igor-ug1uo
      @Igor-ug1uo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ExVeritateLibertas Indeed. It took me quite a while to learn English, and the only reason I actually learned it was that I moved to the US. I know some people who have spent more than 20 years in the English speaking environment and are still having problems with all the things you mentioned. (I'm not even sure whether my last sentence was grammatically correct) :D
      Is English your native? :)

    • @ExVeritateLibertas
      @ExVeritateLibertas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Igor Arutiunian I am. But I still had to edit my last comment for mistakes. :)
      I have met a few people who speak English like native speakers (just a slight accent), who have never been to an English speaking country. Usually they started watching English-language TV and movies from an early age.
      But for the most part, I think immersion in a country where the language is spoken is usually necessary to reach an advanced level.
      I was able to learn German well only by living in Germany for 2 years. I had studied it many years before that.

    • @roysuttie5847
      @roysuttie5847 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ExVeritateLibertas Finnish has like more than 10 cases... even worse

  • @johnyohalem6507
    @johnyohalem6507 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoever did the titles was completely bewildered, poor lamb.
    Go, Eddie!

  • @logicquicks5549
    @logicquicks5549 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    whoever wrote the subtitles doesn't know latin.Many pronounce 'Salve' - Salwe. i.e the V is proounced like a W.

    • @StrawberryAqua
      @StrawberryAqua 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      My professor describes it as "W with a buzz."

    • @logicquicks5549
      @logicquicks5549 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      like ...sal..zz-wee?

    • @StrawberryAqua
      @StrawberryAqua 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More of a subtle v-sound.

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LogicQuicks Whoever wrote those subtitles didn't know what they were doing in general. They start out subtitling the salve stuff, but then just gave up, making everyone relying on subtitles miss the later jokes entirely.
      And Panthagoratus? Really? The name Pythagoras should be common knowledge, really, even if Izzard adds a -tus.

    • @LyonizosdEuclide
      @LyonizosdEuclide 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      u

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE IT! This is so cool! I laughed so hard. This should be shown in history class. Thank you.

  • @Suralin0
    @Suralin0 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is even funnier for those who've studied Latin XD

  • @Jo-yp8wy
    @Jo-yp8wy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Does anyone appreciate the brilliance that went in to this?

  • @slothfromthegoonies8201
    @slothfromthegoonies8201 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Latin sounds badass in an English accent.

  • @threethymes
    @threethymes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Izzard on history is sublime.

  • @hippylegs
    @hippylegs 13 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Quad the fuck? XD

  • @L8rCloud
    @L8rCloud ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We had 20 in our Latin Class. The lowest mark was ~75% and I missed out on the top result with 97% for my last year.
    Latin enabled me to learn and understand French very rapidly (After 3 months I was dreaming in French). It enabled me to understand my first language, English, better than ever AND better than most. It enabled me to create new words based on sound reasoning and language structure for both French AND English that wasn’t just gibberish like what people do today in Social Media.

  • @Guitcad1
    @Guitcad1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The captions are really distracting.

    • @StrawberryAqua
      @StrawberryAqua 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And incorrect.
      "Sawe" = "salve."

    • @MonotoneCreeper
      @MonotoneCreeper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guitcad1 [speaking gibberish] No, that's latin.

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just brilliant

  • @WaaDoku
    @WaaDoku 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He obviously haven't heard of Finish yet.^^

  • @meilmontigny9201
    @meilmontigny9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is brilliant.

  • @4331550686
    @4331550686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    latina lingua pulchra est !!! optima semper est !!

  • @kayokk-
    @kayokk- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius! What a brain.