Conan's Dinner With Jordan Part 1 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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- (Original air date: 05/09/08) Jordan Schlansky takes Conan to his favorite Italian restaurant on the Upper East Side. Watch the definitive collection of field pieces from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and CONAN @ conan25.teamcoco.com.
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Conan's Dinner With Jordan Part 1 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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"I surround myself with things of beauty." And his office looks like a tornado hit a trailer park.
Like Louisiana in August 2005
lol ur right. but thats probably because he doesnt spend any time there anyway. with getting late and doing fuckall all day
His office looks like if a tornado hit an italian restaurant
He’s such a douche
snookums2 😹😹😹
You can tell this is an old clip because people weren't cheering like crazy when Conan first mentioned his name
And Conan is making rape jokes which would not fly on TV today! Lol
Just have a look at Jordan's hair and you will know it is old
also the first thing Conan mentions is the writers strike which lasted from 2007-2008, that was the other clue.
(Original air date: 05/09/08)
Jordan looks young and at the start Conans suit. Is so baggy compared to todays designs.
Jordan is literally a real life Squidward
Omg!!!
Nah, squidward was bitter and cynical from a lifetime of failure and disappointment. Jordan is just an emotionless sociopath.
Closer to Spock I would say
@Heromotocorp I agree.
@@bobdole7451 lol 😂🤣
When you arrange a dinner with your boss that leads to him shitting on your personality for about 13 years
I'd like to think Jordan was okay with it.
Jordan might be asbergers unless this is all just an act.
@@turnerburner922 Ass burgers
@@hermannthefisherman2960 community reference i see you
@@turnerburner922 it is prolly an exaggeration of stuff he actually does.
One of those days Jordan will snap and dismember Conan with an espresso machine
He'd need emotions to snap. I believe his emotion chip is still being developed.
miriam I’m very ok with that just to see how a blunt weapon like a high end expresso machine could dismember a man let alone CONAN the late night host!!
Probably when Conan calls it an expresso machine.
...or strangle him with a string of spaghetti 🍝 drenched in pommodoro sauce...miriam
...and he will do so while reciting in Italian, word for word and by memory, the entire owner’s manual of said expresso machine. ☕️
Jordan’s haircut makes him look like an early 2000s rock kid.
he's a trendy boi
Connor Hutcheon 🤣
W
I was getting the vibe, but i couldnt place my finger on it, now im thinking pete wentz or Adam Lambert in 2007-2009 😂😂😂
Especially his sideburns
I like the irony of Jordan enjoying life while simultaneously not enjoying life
He’s a deeply emotional man
😂
@@zf5656 Hes a man of several emotions.
@@zf5656 He can be moved to tears by warm sunlight on his face.
lol
Conan is genuinely drunk in this clip and is still hysterical.
lmao I thought so- he definitely looks hammered lmao
At 7:27 both Conan and Jordan seem to be drunk for real;
that is exactly how a lot of people behave when they are genuinely drunk and still are able to control their behaviour.
@@Peter_1986Schlansky is sloshed 😂
No way, you open my eyes lmao never realize that…good one !!!
@@yiyoto me neither 😂
Jordan's philosophy: Never say in one sentence what you can say over a 10 minute period.
He would be a great youtuber
Hahahaha
That's how I passed a public speaking class. I could have said everything I wanted to in about 20 seconds, but we had to make it 15 minutes long. I channeled my Schlansky. I'd mention literally anything, then go off on a 4 minute tangent explaining that thing. Great speech in the end; Jordan would have been proud.
@@jamesstringerphoto a rich one
You sir! XD
Love how the waiter was hesitant to grab the bottle after Conan licked it. Like "what the hell dude?"
Yeah, occasionally Conan goes a bit over the top with his pervert weirdo routine.
I noticed that too. Lol.
@@xn0gaming he doesn't care ar all. Lol. He is fully aware of what he's doing.
I have a hard time touching grocery bags after the cashier licks their fingers to open them. If I see the cashier licking their fingers I immediately say no thanks I will bag my own groceries. That is just plain nasty and what Conan did was just plain tacky.
Ron Black lol! That was the point! It was supposed to be ridiculous and tacky.
Jordan was very much in his Patrick Bateman stage at this point. In the later remotes he's still pretty much the same, but allows himself to smile and break every so often. I love how it's evolved.
"You can look me in the eye if you want to."
"I understand."
I think he can’t bc he’ll break character lol
Jordan is the perfect foil to Conan. These segments are always my favorite!
yeah man my fav. too , they both together seems like a disaster episode but it is so funny to watch
its awful really. even of this was a character i couldnt stand him.
He's obviously playing straight man to Conan.
Isteola cu Mero tapaisu
Yess and i always hope to see jordan break character 😂
Imagine walking into a restaurant and seeing a man with no public decency and a talkative alien disguised as a human
your comment is stupid on so many levels
your comment is neutral on so many levels
Your comment is negative on so many levels
your comment is positive on so many levels
A talkative alien that is also obsessed with anything Italian
4:55 I've actually been to "La ciau del tornavento" in Le Langhe, Italy, and the food was amazing. A part from being raped, I really had a great time there.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
This would be cancelled now
Thanks bro...laughed out loud...
hOw DArE yOU tO JoKE aBOut raPE?!?!?
Hahahahah brilliant 🤣🤣
I like how the waiter stopped smiling after Conan licked the bottle 😂
😂😂
Funny how one of the funniest remotes was during a *writers strike.*
The writer's strike shows were the best.Conan being funny without doing dumb unfunny skitches. Writers in these shows are machines to deliver 1 hour of not well-thought bits. That's why the only bits living to this day is conan remotes or great interviews, while there is almost no writer's skitches.Sadly, It's all about producing nothing about the product.
To write a Conan show is to just transcribe what he's already doing. Genius!
@@osacheetah7037 like you know what comedy is supposed to be like.. pretentious comment
@@marcosdiaz8659 My comment is a bit cunty, but you get the point, doing a daily show for years with the same writing staff, in a job that needs creativity is hard to deliver. It is just funny stuff that won't be remembered. Comedy is made for the public viewers, you don't have to be an Expert to make a good judgement.
@@osacheetah7037 Plus late night TV is just restricted by its traditional format. But networks will never let it go because people are too tied to tradition. Conan really shined during the strike because not only is he one of the most off-the-cuff funniest hosts, but he's also an incredibly talented and intelligent comedy writer.
Never stop with the Jordan Schlansky clips. They are the best!
Yes, the very best.
not enough 😪
This guy is the star of the show if he is really like this he should have his own show
Jordan and Conan genuinely represent the two kinds of american tourists in europe
they're like two brothers that can't stand each other🤣
Or like my 6 year older sister and me. But we don't even talk at x-mas
5:14 "We had the pleasure of being taken down to the wine cellar..."
"- And raped!"
Even the cameraperson is shaking uncontrollably with laughter lmao
loooool xd
Good catch
amal alharbi there’s no joke it’s just funny cause he was taken down to the wine cellar alone
You call that funny? Conan is an idiot.
DJGT yea, I found it pretty hilarious
If Conan O'Brien is ever murdered, we know exactly who did it.
minetruly who?!!!
Dirtface Zay
Obviously Sona
*And why
@@zsombornagy3935 and how
@@ub-4630 and when
I adore, more than anything, how far Conan will go for a bit. To act like a complete drunken slob for the sheer purpose of trolling Jordan is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen
I get what you’re saying but he wasn’t acting for the drunk part 😂
@@isaac-vb1ngdefinitely lmaoo you can tell he was buzzed when they were talking about the tomatoes in the kitchen
7:37 so funny the world stops just to see him do his thing LOLLLLL
7:59
Jordan: "I'm in heaven right now."
Conan: "Yes. I wish you were."
Best bit.
I burst out laughing when I heard that. XD
“Would you like me to call the police?” Kills me every time lol
That's where I lost it the most too, lol
The sincerity of that statement lol
Hearing this was filmed during a writes' strike back then and watching it while a writers' strike is happening right now means nothing has really changed.
I feel like they have a writers strike every ten years.
As the bit goes on, Conan is just increasingly drunk, and I love it. In his element shitting on Jordan. Golden.
Jordan: I am in heaven right now.
Conan: I wish you were.
Lmao 😂
Their relationship reminds me of a friendlier Michael and Toby from The Office 😂
At 5:17 the cameraman couldn’t resist laughing lmao, the whole camera shakes.
Akshay Vinoo I didn’t notice that, I think I was laughing too much too
I had to go back and watch that again lol. Good eyes. I too was laughing to hard to pay notice to it 😂😂
I laughed so much at that part that I didn't notice the camera shaking as well!
Good catch!
All hypocrites including Conan. Rape is not a joke.
Imagine if Conan was talking to a female staff and gave out the same joke?
Oh, he's all for equality! Yeah right. Such a hypocrite
I genuinely like Jordan. As someone who is Italian and is constantly surrounded by the culture, it’s good to know that there are some people that truly indulge and dive into the fine details of the Italian culture. From the music to the food. It truly is beautiful
What food? It is wet bread and tomatoes for every dish. You just took your best dish and eat it everyday. Make a variety of dishes. Some meat dishes. Some other vegetable dishes besides tomatoes. No wet bread(pasta) and tomatoes for every dish.
@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 did you call noodles "wet bread?" that automatedly makes you an edge lord loser. and no, they don't eat pasta for every dish.
@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 damn bro chill
@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 it’s a little more than “wet bread” and tomatoes that makes the foundation of Italian cuisine, but that’s why they’re so renowned for their it. A few simple ingredients making a beautiful and tasty meal.
You the type of person to whine about whole eggs/bacon instead of guanciale in a carbonara huh
Conan is so good at improvising when he branches out into the community. Like his bit with the wine bottle., Just when you think he's done, he tips the bottle upside down trying to balance it.
At 5:15 toy can tell the cameraman was laughing. Couldn't hold still😂
Terry loved cali lmaooo
Yeah haha lol
And what’s more awesome is that Jordan didn’t laugh.
Greta Shapiro I noticed the same
We were so young and naive. We had no idea what Conan/Jordan adventures awaited us in the years to come.
Jordan is the most consistent individual i've seen,. I didn't even realize the bull whip went back all this way
One of the greatest Jordan clips of all time.
*YES WE WANT MORE JORDAN VIDEOS* 😜
Ahsan Wasif Hello

@@YouAreYou. what does that supposed to mean
Ahsan Wasif
please go away.
@@behabtwa No U
"Do you still play with a bullwhip?"...………….."Sometimes"
Love how you can see the Cameraman start laughing 5:17
holy shit i never noticed lmao
@@Robotomy101 prolly because we were all simultaneously laughing
5:18 that look in Jordan’s eyes shows him reliving that moment
Guess who's the one graduate from Harvard ?
Mark Zuckerberg is also from Harvard, what's your point? Most of the Ivys are full of self-entitled douchebags. Class is something different and is not taught at any school, it comes from within. No matter how goofy Conan acts his innate class always shines through. Jordan (or more accurately, his act) is representative of those who tries to fake it and makes a mess.
Random User Lol you seem to guess wrong. Conan is the one from harvard
@@randomuser5237 Conan graduated Harvard in history
@@randomuser5237 you just got annihilated buddy
@@randomuser5237 big oof
The three magic words for a happy life: *Jordan, Conan* and *remote*
And Italy
that is so true...the jordan and conan bits have given me countless hours of joy and escapism
Don’t forget food
Jordan had the most 2008 haircut I can imagine.
"You've got to shut the fuck up," was hilarious!!!
You know the video is pretty old when conan has to introduce jordan to us
Whenever Conan and Jordan are together it's always comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Especially in the early days!
Ikr
@@JPMJPM agree
Jordan loves conan's company😂😂👏👏😂😂
I remember during the writers strike Conan would see how long he could spin his wedding ring. It was hilarious and is amazing he could make something that simple so funny.
Jordan’s ability to keep a straight face is so amazing!😂
The most incredible part is that’s how he just is
5:19
you can see the camera shaking meaning the cameraman was silently dying with laughter over that joke hahahaha
Ikr dude..hahaha
Never noticed that, now its funnier!! 🤣🤣👍👍👍
Also a rape joke
Davm97 And your point is?
@@guitarmatricide4834 that now a days you cant do that
So this is where the legend begins huh? xD
Nope. As Conan mentioned at the beginning of the video there is an older video where Jordan uses the bullwhip and I believe they also do a tango together.
Legend **continues
I just recently started watching Conan and only discovered Jordan two days ago. I had been living under a rock all this time! Unbelievable!!! Just love love love Jordan ❤❤❤
Welcome to the club ☺️
cameraman laughed so hard at that wine cellar/rape joke, 5:20 so much shaking
So this is jordan origin how he become super villain
Damn, that was almost English.
I think hes not english, so hes not good at american.
More like a serial killer.
JORDAN IS SYLAR
@@MaciejBogdanStepien more like serial ITALIAN
jordan looks about 25% more italian than he did last I saw him
It's the tan I think
It's the hair dye and more hair.... I can't confirm if it's his hair or a hair system. Pretty sure he had the beginnings of a bald spot in earlier years. Either way, his current hair looks good. Minus the curled side burns that were obviously styled in an attempt to not look styled.
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Salpsan you know this is old right
@@Satanthony this is an old clip lol
@@Satanthony this was 2008
He was fucking loaded!!😂
I like how Jordan has a straight face the whole time.
If Conan is no where to be found we will all know the answer...
Andy
@@SpiderKnight True, everything will point to Jordan but the true culprit will be Andy.
Suj.97 yep down the wine cellar ...
If Conan got murdered with whip scars on his back, you know who did it.
Jet C 😹😹😹
I could tell how old this was, not from how young the show or Conan looked but instead how young Jordan looked in the first pic. Conan doesn’t age.
Fun fact: An associate producer helps writing the humor and the scenario of each segments.
Basically, Schlansky is a hidden comedian himself.
False. Jordan's job is to perform various task and duties
Actually not true. A producer is in control of production, him being an associate he’s actually the liaison to the head producer
There have been comedians like Mike Birbiglia who have said they actually worked for Jordan in the past.
Make Conan meet Gordon Ramsey and tag Jordan along
Ahahahahaha that's gonna be a shitshow!
Oh god yes.
Please yes
@@Azer1125 how come??
Yes please that would be epic lol
5:16 When Conan said "and raped" even the cameraman was laughing and couldn't hold the camera still.
Not true.
So true 😂
Nothing funnier.
@@studiorestard yes it is the camera was moving alot
i seriously cant tell if this guy is the best actor ever or he is being himself
I think he's being himself with a little embellishment
Jordan's flat affect, lack of understanding social cues, paired with his diverse range of interests and expertise makes me think he has to be somewhere on the spectrum. He is adorable. He is a perfect side kick for Conan. In fact, Ricky Gervais is to Karl Pilkington as Conan is to Jordan!
Jordan also doesn't seem to make much eye contact
Intelligence: off the charts. Social awareness: not really even on the charts....
That's what I've always thought. I assume he's on the mild side, likely near Asperger's, and I take slight offense to the fact this is poked fun at. But also, Conan ragging on Jordan is one of my favorite things in life, so I'll give it a pass.
@@tylarjackson7928 He's just playing a character, during the episode where they cleaned Jordan's office you could hear for a bit that he's warmer to Conan when he isn't on camera
@@hermannthefisherman2960 - Jordan, Sona and the rest of the crew who are featured are in a weird position of genuinely being themselves but a highly constrained version thereof. So, yes, he is playing a character. He's playing "Jordan Schlansky" who is very similar to Jordan Schlansky. Only "Jordan Schlansky" is not supposed to slip up and reveal Jordan Schlansky underneath thus breaking the illusion of the character he is portraying which is "Jordan Schlansky" not to be confused with the real life Jordan Schlansky source material for the character of "Jordan Schlansky." I hope I cleared things up.
This HD is so glorious, it feels like I'm watching something from 2019. After years of watching grainy VHS-rips on TH-cam, I speak on behalf of all of us when I say: THANK YOU!
Mark Reviews is this an old video??
@@saakethnerellakunta1002 oh yeah. Originally aired May 9th, 2008! Almost exactly 11 years ago.
wow I thought it was new
Rizky Adilia Slight nerd alert from me - they started airing Late Night on HD around 2006. They even did a pretty funny sketch about the switch - hopefully they’ll get to uploading funniest bits soon!
It like watching Squidward with SpongeBob
Haha you nailed it
Haha!! Yes it’s like in real life!😂
Conan and Jordan, what a combo. Jordan is actually incredibly polite to let every single thing Conan dishes up to just roll off him like water off a duck's back. Conan hit pay dirt with Jordan Schlansky.
I love how the show gives credits to its writers making seperate playlists for them .
"I'm in heaven right now."
"I wish you were."
lollll
When you have seen enough Jordan clips to realize that he has actually mellowed down now!!
He learnt that he doesn't need a fake identity.
Watching this a decade too late perhaps… laughing uncontrollably on a Sunday🤣
Ive finished watching all Conan’s remote videos and now rewatching again
Jordan schlansky is an excellent actor and human being and respect his art
FYI, I don't think he's acting! Hun!?
he's acting in the sense that he's aware of what Conan does and allows it to happen. Basically his acting is just not telling him to stop. Other than that I'm pretty sure that is genuine Jordan Schlansky
@@jamesimparato2327 Of course it's an act. He even breaks character from time to time.
@@meganziegler3968 you mean smiling is breaking the character?
Gutemberg his only act is when the cameras are on that he doesn’t try to smile, lmao. Other than that , he seems perfectly genuine & great guy.
Jordan becomes so silent everytime conan roasts him, he has some sort of ultimate form of patience, while Conan is super hilarious
That's some Jedi type of patience 😆
@5:16-5:28…a comedic four-bagger!..the pause..the shock…the contrasting facial expressions…perfection! Lmfao!!
This is really good acting with 90% of it being true to character. I can watch this over and over again and still get the same laughs.
Jordan’s haircut was bothering me the whole video
Lord Shaggy this video was a long time ago
those sideburns lmao
Seriously Conan was right he looked like that magician that was on AGT not that long ago.
@Tong Zou how come I never seen this before on their TH-cam channel weird.
he should embrace his receding hairline amiright
7:16
Conan- *being an actual legend*
Jordan- *sniffs wine in alien sadness*
This was 15 years ago and it’s still just as exciting to see Jordan.
Still funny❤️in2020
Its incredible how Jordan can resist laughing or even smiling.
Or showing any emotion at all for that matter
Sociopathic extraterrestrials tend to be really good at that.
That mf serious as hell 😂
They finally got the clip!!
my favorite moment of conan
Awesome
How old is this clip?
How old is the clip?
Antonio Vazquez probably around 2004
i got a fever and the only cure for my fever is more conan and jordan
You can tell Conan is drunk but also having a great time with Jordan.
FINALLY, the high quality, non-bootleg version of this skit!!
they cut out the part where he shows pictures from his phone
B LOL you’re so sweet!
@@BasketofLotion They just uploaded it
Yeah, let's not forget to diss people who made hundreds of Conan videos available for years!
Lol, the joke at 5:10 was so funny that the cameraman was laughing and having a hard time keeping the camera still.
"Would you like me to call the police?" 😂😂😂
Possibly the most underrated straight-man ever.
Conan drunk is always great
pretend drunk
"I feel I'm in heaven right now"
"I wish you were."
gonna remember this for next time...
Very subtle, so inpropriate and Funny as hell
Thats weird. You save insults in hope of using them? Who raised you?
I needed this so much!!! Thanks for sharing! Laughed so hard
No matter how excentric Jordan is, his ability to not kill Conan proves the power of his restraint.
He looks like a mafia guy with that haircut
And do you know whats in common between mafia and pussies... One tongue slip and you're in deep shit
S.M. Faisal Looks more like a walmart criss angel
What mafia, The Rainbow Mob?
S.M. Faisal. No. No he doesn’t
He wishes the fake Italian lmao
I'm a simple man. I see a new Jordan Schlansky video and I watch
It's actually an old Jordan Schlansky video. Literally one of the oldest. Like the second one ever. Stupid jerk.
Thanks for calling out Clay Aiken. Yes, I subscribe. :)
boy you really are simple
That waiter at 2:52 was scared as hell Conan's going to destroy that bottle :D
What he does with the wine is exactly how I feel whenever I order a bottle at a restaurant.
5:45 That look on Jordan's face. The look of tired of dealing with the inappropriate drunk uncle 🤪
And he was raped
I literally never get tired of Jordan and Conan videos 😂 And the fact that Jordan’s been there with Conan for close to 20 years makes it even better.
Kirstie Donaldson I think he’s been there since 1995 😮
CH S that’s even cooler lol! Thanks!
so nice this has been officially posted, in high res, before this you could only watch it on channels really low res, and mirrored for some reason never realized that till i watched this, and plus that its twice as long!
These clips of Conan and Jordan never get old.