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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2022
- Conan discovers that his "professional irritant" Jordan Schlansky has been selling personalized video messages on Cameo.
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Jordan roasting the crap out of Conan is my favorite new wrinkle to their relationship.
New? Conans been roasting Jordan for years lol
I really enjoyed that
@@Allegedly_Angel read his comment again, but real slowly
yeah but what does he do at Conan ?
Its surprising because he does absolutely nothing
"Are you claiming you've publicly sullied my reputation to the point where I'm unemployable yet owe me nothing in return?". The man is sharp.
He has a point.
Gotta feel bad for him I had no idea
I read this comment as Jordan was saying that, and it was like subtitle serendipity
going by this I think Jordan is also expecting an inheritance from Conan's Will LOL
“I’m just asking” shows how brilliant Jordan really is
7:53 Conan - "You and I are friends"
Jordan - "ok"
LMAO
He’s like, I finally got him to admit it after all these years
I'll go along with your premise.
I just came from the bachelor party video where Conan asked if Jordan had any friends and he said "you"
I really love how even though this is a comedy bit, it’s still a great advertisement for Jordan’s Cameo. I think it really shows Conan cares about the people he works with
Conan's the Old Prospector where comedy gold is concerned.
Don't be naive, this is an advertisement paid for BY Cameo. Just like the Lyft thing and Tinder bit.
@@PifnPafwhattttttt no wayyyyyyy
@@Ufc-sk3tu Hahaha, he said that like the guy didn't outright say it was an advertisement.
Calling him naive while being ignorant. Just rude to be rude.
This is Jordans funniest cry for help yet
Hilarious and sad. It made me run through the full gamut of various human emotions.
@@georgekirby7150 oh relax.
@@mingleii yes, relaxation is one method I use to prepare my body for the day.
@@georgekirby7150 do you have various others?
This is way funnier than I could have expected. His timing has become so good over the years.
The way Jordan throws in his encyclopedic information in the middle of the argument is priceless
he won the argument in various ways
I LoL'd what I was drinking out my nose on the Caeser explanation
Just like ted from himym
Priceless or worthless
@@BodakBris66 I guess 💀 never heard that one before
His rant felt... real.
So is the fact that he gets paid to sit on his ass still by Conan 🤷♂️😂
It is.
Because it was
all of his skits makes him look unemployable.... unless he switch to comedy/actor.
I think at some point in the video Conan realized this and he had to calm him down and tone down his douchey antic a bit.
I love how Jordan's gesturing during his "I'm running out of money" rant means that he's constantly holding his five-figure Rolex into the camera.
The uncontrolled off-camera laughter is the icing on the cake. 🤣
It really was
Thats how you know its authentic
aaron bleyaert maybe?
i love it but it also make me realise i miss a public, actually laughing
@@poopoopoo666 oooo great call, yes
Jordan voicing all of our frustration at how long it’s taking Conan to come back is something I didn’t know I needed
Angry Jordan is best Jordan
Sona did less than Jordan, but she is on a Podcast, not a reduced salary, and now a Best Seller for a book about how she did less than Jordan.
What i like about this video is how Jordan came in so obviously prepared and, biting the hand that feeds him, tried to shame Conan, who calmly and laughingly dismantled him. There's definitely a Homer Simpson, Frank Grimes thing going on, if you've seen that episode.
@@sheppygawdog1954 Conan doesn't owe the guy anything. He's not doing anything; he's lucky to be getting paid at all. This is what's called biting the hand that feeds you, and is considered a foolish thing to do- even for a dog.
Jordan is the voice of the people right now. Finally someone said something like that and who would have guessed, it's Jordan.
Jordan's life seems to be falling apart in various ways.
lmao
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂
“You’ve publicly sullied my reputation” - my god I need to use that in a sentence before I die
I hope you never have to. Leave your reputation unsullied.
@@levaithan325 It's too late, his reputation has been sullied in various ways.
Date someone with BPD. You’ll have plenty of opportunities to say it
@@BareBandSubscription I was unfortunately married to someone with BPD and know all to well what you mean 😢
@@cobracommander8133
Sorry to hear that, man. Never married, but I’ve been through it, too. Toughest relationships you can ever survive
Jordan's Roman emperor rant had me in stitches, it had Conan in stitches too.
It _always_ comes back to Italy with Jordan. All roads really do lead to Rome.
That was by far his most amazing rant
@@cleverusername9369 underrated comment lol
he went on a full-on rant. poor jordan, prostituting himself for a few hundred dollars a video
It was the sub rant of the improper, non Latin pronunciation of Caesar included with his main rant that had me rolling.
Even in the middle of a rant, he couldn't resist the opportunity to denounce bastardized versions of anything that is not authentically Italian. 😂😂
Conan needs to make a comeback in television as soon as possible. The world needs healing!
Agreed. I love the podcast. It’s my favorite one and has been for years. I would love to see him continue his travel show. Those were gold.
It’s insane that they haven’t gotten Jordan on the podcast 😂😂
a sitcom where Conan, Sona and Jordan live together in a small apartment.
"Healing the World with Comedy..."
(Lyrics from Bo Burnham)
There is no television anymore
Conan: "You and I are friends."
Jordan: "Okay."
😂
At 2:30 when he explains the correct pronunciation of Kaiser and Conan just can't take it and cracks. Awesome.
Conan has no show and is still churning out the funniest segments out of any talk show. 😭
And his staff are still sticking with him in spite of that, is a testament of what a good boss he is.
LEGEND!!!!
I think one of the sweetest things about this whole thing is that it is obviously just an ad for Jordan’s Cameo page. And if you read the reviews, his work ethic and the reason Conan has kept him around for 20 years is blatantly clear…he works his ass off and takes his responsibilities incredibly seriously.
Yeah, whenever I watch one of these videos of Conan roasting Jordan essentially for his neurodivergence it makes me uncomfortable. However, this does seem like a plug for Jordan's Cameo so 🤷♀.
@@frolickinglions if you look carefully, Jordan is about to burst to laugh like 80% of this video. I'm sure they had a blast writing this one. :D
@@otothej2577 I hope so. Being constantly berated for being who you are gets tiring.
@@seanosullivan453 Let's hope so.
Let me slightly correct this: "VARIOUS TASKS and responsibilities" LOL
7:08 - 7:50 I actually had tears from constant laughter. Between Conan's delivery and laughing, combined with the wheezing from behind the camera, I just couldn't take it lol. I love this duo and I hope that they will do a few more sketches. Conan's 28-year tenure was filled with golden comedy.
I'm going to extend that to 8:30, everybody is laughing in the back 😁.
Jordan's deadpan delivery has always been classic....and I think Conan realizes that. These two should continue working together...hysterical stuff!
wait… you think conan, a professional comedian and comedic writer and comedic tv personality can tell when something is funny???? and maybe he’ll continue working with someone he’s worked with for 30 years????? i think you’re on to something!!!!!!!!
@@CRiSiS_iNFiNiTEHi, I'm a fairly even tempered person, and I'm doing research into how to be absolutely insufferable. As a professional, can you please offer any tips or tricks? Much love.
I am happy to admit that I purchased a Cameo from Jordan Schlansky and it is the greatest thing I have ever wasted money on.
Very kind of you to help him with his leg amputation fund
I’m glad you helped with pay his rent since conan isn’t
Did you get the $9.99 discount?
Did he entertain you in various ways?
good on you, i'm sure Jordan before the cameo prepared his body in various ways
Jordan’s mini rant from 2:14-2:43 was flawless 😂😂😂😂
He’s been holding that back for various years.
I just had to rewind it myself hahaha
Loved the bit about the different pronunciations of Caesar. Educational!
We are all thinking about it though? Where is the new show?
He went full Schlansky
"it's going to be 2024" when Conan comes back. And he stayed true to that! Conan O'Brian must go. Going to be checking it out soon.
Jordan showing various emotion in this video shows he's really come a very long way
"Someone like Disney who has virtues"
lmao, Jordan is the best
That was the greatest joke haha
😂😂😂
What's wrong? I think Disney hires the best actresses. I am serious.
@@ltlwatcher scratch the surface and see it's history
Jordan is such a comedy legend
I used to see Jordan comedy often
I used it like
Nice
Nice
Good
"My mere presence has contributed to your success." - Schlansky
It's good to see Jordan finally push back at Conan after all the hard work he hasn't put in for him.
The fact that Coco is still paying his staff shows what an incredibly kind and generous person he is. Love this guy!
Any company that gets delete how they did has to pay them for some time after. Also if u get fire. Not if u quite/ leave the job
@@kike77772014 It's been known that Conan has paid his staff during hiatuses even when he didn't have to.
@@kike77772014 you could probably furlough people and then not have to pay them too.
This is not the same situation as it was when the Tonight Show debacle happened. His staff is much reduced. Only a few of the writers remain nominally employed. A few might be like Jordan, being paid to retain their services at a moment's notice, but the actual show crew has been disbanded, and the people in the Team Coco offices most likely left or had to find new positions if what they did couldn't translate to the (largely) podcast environment. This is not to suggest that Conan was cruel or stiffed people. Letting them go to find new work instead of having them on some kind of retainer is much kinder.
@@kike77772014 That's generally not the case in the US. California is a bit better in employee protections but they can still fire people with a relatively short notice period.
So glad we're still getting some Conan/Jordan vids, even if it's just them chilling in a room
*sees jordan and connan yelling at ech other for 10 minutes... oh yea chilling* u srs hahaha
@@capatasio 9999l
Seeing them together is definitely chilling, yes.
Most rooms are pretty chilling once Jordan walks in.....Oh wait, that's not what you've said :p. (I love him for it, I do think the guy is hilarious :p)
Poor Jordan 😂
Jordans ability to not bust out laughing and stay in character is truly a gift from the Gods. 😂
Because it's not a character. It's him.
@@davidmontgomery1442 If he's acting, he's an improv genius.
Jordan is pretty clearly on the spectrum. I bet he totally understands what’s happening, though, and is happy to play along.
@@FinnGamble agreed, and many neurodivergent people do very well in show business. Everything about him is neuro-spicy
@FinnGamble yeah that's what I think it is. I don't get why everyone else seems to think that can't be true (i.e. only an act)
Just take him to Italy again 😂😂😂
I loooove that he pulled two pronunciations of "Cesar" out of his pocket without acknowledging the one that every other English-speaking human uses.
You are right, 😂
I'd like to order the Kaizer salad please. Omg I'm such a bonehead. The Chaizarrr salad. Oopsies.
Jordan is as pedantic as Bernard on Yes Minister. No small feat.
@@gilliganmcneuter4550 Kaiser means emperor in English. So it's a Synonyme.
@@oo0OAO0oo Jordan is that you?!
Best part was Johnny getting off his ass, and Jordan saying Disney has virtues LMAO!
Regardless of Disney having virtues, they have very high standards when employing someone. Especially about their online presence.
@Russo Is A Genius, Bro! Exactly my point. Glad you agree that I'm right.
THIS should be the SHOW!
Jordan's cameo page is actually very impressive. He goes above and beyond for his videos.
He does various tasks.
@@idontdovarioustasks 😂😂😂😂
@@MichaelsExplorations conan would be proud
And I can garantee that after watching them you will be familiar with the name of Ralph Macchio.
@@christopherstein2024 yeah I love them
I need more of Conan traveling and doing improv 150% of the time, his office bits and without border series was comedy gold.
A Conan and Jordan travel show would be perfect
IS comedy gold dammit..........is...............................
Just pray to God above he doesn’t go someplace like CNN to do it.
we definitely need more CWB
This Conan and Joran Schlansky duo has (in my mind) developed into one of the best comedy duo of all time. They are both perfect for each other and MUST become a permanent component in whatever Conan does. I have seen EVERYTHING these two have produced multiple times and would love to see more. Please and Thank you!!! (PAY HIM CONAN!!!)
Conan yelling out, "You're gold brickin Johnny! Get off you're ass!" , had me crying tears of laughter for like 5 minutes!
Conan's face when jordan said, "Oh I'm listed under comedy"
Like he could not mentally comprehend Jordan being funny by himself 😂😂
Jordan is sometimes funnier than Conan though, even if he doesnt mean to be
I mean, he really isn't.
I now legitimately want Conan to come back when he is hobbling on to the stage - full beard - as the old man he’s pretended to be for decades
WITH HARD EDGE COMEDY THATS GONNA BLOW THE SOCKS OFF OF KIDS EVERYWHERE
Conan should be a forever thing. The only talk show that actually makes me laugh
I was never a huge fan of Jordan's act but this one changed that. I have much more appreciation for it now.
What I love most about Jordan is that he's only half acting. It makes his improv that much more flawless, since he can just be an exaggerated version of himself in front of the camera and any "hit and misses" he has is easily filled in by Conan. They really are a great duo
Just gold. pure gold. I would love a cooking segment with these two making random Italian dishes just to see how Conan will ruin it for Jordan. lol
I'm already picturing Conan throwing expensive brozen-cut spaghetti at a wall to check it's doneness.
I can see Jordan having a bottle of wine and explaining how important is it is to add it to the sauce and Conan just pops the Cork and just starts chugging saying that he needs it to deal with Jordan right now.
We need this
This is a great idea. Hope they do it
Excellent idea!
One of the absolute greatest comic duos in American history.
The crazy thing is that this thing with them as a comedic duo probably spawned randomly in Conan's offices, yet they are probably as good as any of the other "star" duos out there! Absolutely the kind of thing you'd expect out of Conan and Co 😎 This was beyond hilarious btw, one of their best together 😂😂
Lol Conan himself was just some random writer that they plucked out of his office one day and gave a show to, so I guess that fits.
I laughed so hard. The camera guys could not stop.
Conan and Jordan are genuinely hilarious together- not sanitised kind of TV funny but genuinely gold comedy from these two guys
@Yeet Boi - You nailed it. Exactly. This gold makes just about every scripted "comedy" sitcom (maybe outside of Big Bang and Office) for me just about unwatchable.
its literally the best comedy in the last few years. We need more
Many of the videos over the last few years were a little too mean-spirited for me but this was a return to form, love when Jordan fights back because he doesn't seem weak and Conan is at his best when he's on the defensive!!
I agree! I don't like when Conan is too in-control. Balance is off and loses its comedy.
What are you talking about they are friends haha ffs
@@Multiversalluca of course they are, not talking about them being offended. I’m talking about it being funny. Just cutting someone off and calling them stupid for 10 minutes isn’t funny, friends or not LMAO.
The actor playing “Jordan Schlansky” is brilliant
He is doing this for 20 years. Damn what genius
Jordan turns on the fire 45 seconds in like he's been waiting to say that for a while. I'm here for it.
Jordan was so hilarious in this bit. The bickering and banter was top tier.
Jordan is really struggling financially. This is not a bit.
@@tongobongo2007 How do you know this?
@@makeadifference4all He really does have a cameo account and is active on it (236 reviews), so I think that pretty much proves it. Can't imagine though that someone with his skills and experience can't work elsewhere.
It makes me nostalgic seeing the old versions of these two. And it makes me sad as well despite it being not sad, its just life.
An angry Jordan makes some fine comedian. One of the funniest bits with Jordan I ever saw. My jaw hurts from laughing and I appreciate it in various ways.
Hahah the way Jordan goes into his own irritated rage but still manages to throw in random educational tidbits
Been missing Conan/Jordan, Conan/Andy banter. Please release more of such comedic gold.
Same, although we do still get the Conan/Sona banter
Ah good to see them both. Wasn't expecting them on top of their game but God got tears running. A genius Conan. Looking forward to his triumphant return 2044!
An entire show could be made about Jordan and Conan, traveling the world.
China, Russia, Africa, Jordan would always have good insights.
Far better watch than a talk show or podcast with celebrities.
I love how Jordan took an opportunity to make a man who’s getting his leg amputated happy to advocate for a pay raise for himself
Hahah I love how Jordan is getting lippy and finally talking back more. The chemistry between these two never gets old. Good stuff!
Jordan should have his own show... with Conan as his first guest. This duo is iconic.
OMG ... these two make my day! I agree, it's time for a new show! 😊
Any videos with Jordan in it on this channel is a blessing to me.
OMG I'm going to need a whole LOT more of these two!! YESSS!!!
Thank you Conan and Jordan for making these ones keep coming
I love how Jordan turned every Cameo into a rant about being unemployed lol
I only know about Cameo due to the Daily show roasting it.
I see Jordan, I click! Whatever situation they find themselves in, it's great chemistry and guaranteed laughs on my part.
If this collaboration ends, Schlansky should definitely get spousal support. He deserves it lol
He needs to be able to maintain his Italian lifestyle 😂
The Italian lifestyle that he has become accustomed to 😂
6:20 - “ok hans, you’re getting your right leg amputated”. i don’t know why, but the way jordan says that always makes me laugh.
a Conan and Jordan banter is always gold.
4:12 “people find me humorous” 😂
There are no amount of various ways I could have prepared my body for this comeback. Conan and Jordan need their own show on HBO Max now!
I wish I had a Friend like this😂😂😂 Love the pure emotions of Those two
The look on Conan's face followed by "I owe you a living?" is priceless. What a duo.
Jordan is such a comedy legend when it comes to trying not to break that within a second of the video starting just seeing his expression had me laughing out loud
Me too
I can’t describe how thrilled I was to see more Jordan Schlansky content
I just received one for my birthday and it was 4 minutes of brilliance. Thank you, Mr. Shlansky.
Conan has been my favorite host since I first saw him back in the 90s. He’s just a natural at it. Jordan has been such a great addition
The beard indeed covers Jordan when he cracks a smile 😂
I love the fact that Jordan is trying to hold character very hard with little success 😅
Conan is very lucky that he's allowed to laugh while in character, because his laughing did seem quite genuine x]
"You have become unhinged..."
"okay"
Such a great comedian is Jordan. Bravo. Wish you the best.
No BS this time, Jordan immediately goes after him lol
These two have one of the best dynamics ever.. it's a shame they don't have a show of their own..
It’s an incredible thing how they can keep a straight face while filming these bits😂
Priceless, these two are hilarious together!! Love their dynamic. Haha 😂 👍🔥❤
This was utterly delightful. Both Conan and Jordan clearly have some pent-up emotions they needed to let go of and this did it.
Lol, pretty sure Jordan is actually a hard worker and this is scripted.
@@yellowblanka6058 Oh, I'm sure it's scripted to an extent, but that doesn't mean there aren't pent-up emotions behind it.
If they co-host a show together I would not miss a minute of it
How have I not seen this until now omg I am crying!
Fantastic as always
Can't stop thinking about Jordan's tarantula beard the whole time 😂😂😂 thanks Conan!
Jordan’s funniest joke is Disney having virtues
I am crying with laughter. This duo is “da bomb”.
Poor Jordan, you can feel the Anger as his life has fallen apart😢
He's worth $5 million
I love that Jordan popped in that true factoid about the classical Latin pronunciation of Caesar
I like how over time Conan has slowly broken the Jordan Schlansky exterior to reveal the crazy human filling within. In about 100 years Jordan will be a regular person that can specifically tell us what his various tasks are.
Those guies remind me of the chemestry between The Rock and Kevin Hart but in reverse. 🙃
They know now, how to push each other' button. They definitly look like an old couple. 😄
Conans brand of silliness is so needed right now. No politics, just laughs..please come back conan
oh my god! this is one of the greatest Jordan episodes I've ever seen! I'm dying!
Conan and Jordan have great chemistry. You can tell that these aren't bits, these two just get together, and it's comic gold.