Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 8

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    Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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  • @TheFullmetalj
    @TheFullmetalj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Every time I need a good laugh, I watch Jay Leno’s Headline.

    • @jerrypaugh3133
      @jerrypaugh3133 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here I agree with you

    • @ameliawilder28
      @ameliawilder28 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should also watch match game with Gene Rayburn

  • @claiborneeastjr4129
    @claiborneeastjr4129 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Since Jay left, the Tonight Show is not worth watching. He and Johnny were the best entertainers on late night TV - bar none.

  • @johnmaki3046
    @johnmaki3046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Jay Leno WAS SO MUCH BETTER than Jimmy Fallon!!

    • @butchrowerakamannyfraker955
      @butchrowerakamannyfraker955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So much better than ALL of them

    • @vikrantarora5709
      @vikrantarora5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@butchrowerakamannyfraker955 Absolutely.

    • @joswanell9672
      @joswanell9672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The ONLY person that did a better job than Jay Leno was Johnny Carson, himself!

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really a high bar to clear, tbh.

    • @esmereldanesmerelda3313
      @esmereldanesmerelda3313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It does not seem possible that Leno is ild enough to retire. What is he doing now? Is he still alive? Healthy?

  • @mousetreehouse6833
    @mousetreehouse6833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When late night was fun, especially on Monday! 😁

  • @barbaramurch6883
    @barbaramurch6883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is when TV was great! Not so much now!

  • @nelliethompson5171
    @nelliethompson5171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Jay Leno is sooo funny! I miss him on late night TV!

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Never tire of these headline funnies. Jay's remarks give me a laugh everytime.

  • @Justacogg
    @Justacogg ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gosh I really miss these! 😊

  • @StevenRayGarcia
    @StevenRayGarcia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Kevin was a great wingman on this show. These guys worked well together. I miss this show. His self deprecation was great.

  • @AkiraCatt24
    @AkiraCatt24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    OMG! "Headlines" is what I miss most from Jay Leno!! NEVER FAILS to make me laugh!!

  • @markschilleman8987
    @markschilleman8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Headlines, always amazing.

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It’s amazing how Jay didn’t lose his composure during some of these headlines. Kevin did it for him and perhaps that’s just one of many reasons why they worked so well together.

  • @hizaleus
    @hizaleus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This series has given me the most outright, even painful, fits of laughter I have experienced since childhood. This particular episode has been the best so far.🤣

  • @dawoool
    @dawoool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I miss Jay, Kev, Johnny, Ed, and Doc. Today I'd rather watch paint dry.

  • @karenhope6986
    @karenhope6986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hilarious...JAY IS SOOO MISSED . glad for reruns

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    No matter how many times I watch this it's still funny a the first time.

  • @martymartin904
    @martymartin904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Gawd, I miss decent late night television....

  • @conniepenner4795
    @conniepenner4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love watching these especially since 2016 Clean funny and he is a hoot. I miss late night

    • @robadams5799
      @robadams5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't exactly call all those double entendres "clean." Funny, though.

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Connie Prnner we still have Cobert and Jimmy Kimmel!!!

    • @DefaultName-hs6gd
      @DefaultName-hs6gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re not comedians, they’re paid propaganda.

  • @matthewdickson2499
    @matthewdickson2499 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The 'toilet golf' and 'unbuildable flying triangle landslide area' are two of my favorites.

  • @crustycobs2669
    @crustycobs2669 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jay was and still is a very funny guy

  • @gaylewayland9628
    @gaylewayland9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Love these! They bring back good memories.

  • @billolsen4360
    @billolsen4360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I miss Jay's headlines, but miss Kevin's input even more.

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin helped but he's onky the second banana.

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin helped but he's onky the second banana.

    • @drats1279
      @drats1279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelsalisbury1477 he's ONKY the second banana you say, twice.

  • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
    @Author_Alyssa_Taylor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is helping me through the writer's strike

  • @iluvdrywall
    @iluvdrywall ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny stuff! Laughter is good medicine!

  • @jenniesmith1106
    @jenniesmith1106 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jay Leno is a national treasure. I miss Jay and Kevin. I never watch late night shows anymore. It’s all politics. Very divisive and distasteful.

  • @blondegypsy8525
    @blondegypsy8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thank you. This was much needed after the election....

  • @Ole_CornPop
    @Ole_CornPop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jay Leno is like a slight of hand magician that doesn't even have hands.

  • @XanaxDust214
    @XanaxDust214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    20:55 - Just hysterical that most of the audience was silent and didn't understand what was wrong with that Shakespeare ad!

  • @jordanpatton2352
    @jordanpatton2352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    kevin makes me laugh

    • @melissayager883
      @melissayager883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I so agree I love Jay Leno he makes everything hilarious but Kevin had that laugh and I've always had a crush on him I wonder where he's at right now?? My goodness something about him has just such a calm demeanor and a beautiful smile. His laugh was just so low key but yet you can tell he was really really laughing! I miss those two!!! They need to hook back up together and bring us some real comedy again :-)

  • @bradwallin8358
    @bradwallin8358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss Jay Lego...always had such a great buildup!

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m kind of surprised Dr. Peeper wasn’t an optometrist.

  • @richardwatson6799
    @richardwatson6799 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jay Leno could have done segments on just police blotters

  • @jerrypaugh3133
    @jerrypaugh3133 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this so funny crazy lol 😂😅😊

  • @bobgoldberg4773
    @bobgoldberg4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jimmy who?

  • @777logan5
    @777logan5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awesome................

  • @wmwastle
    @wmwastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love Jay Leno...Not too interested in Your Version of what you think is the best....

  • @timothystrepek9264
    @timothystrepek9264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YES HE WAS THE BEST

  • @LuAnnHeston
    @LuAnnHeston ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin's laugh in the background makes Headlines perfect

  • @eph2vv89only1way
    @eph2vv89only1way 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Don’t ride the scooter over one man. Ride it over many

  • @Mintman83
    @Mintman83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If I was named Dick Feely I’d just call myself Richard

  • @catherinemarinuzzi1003
    @catherinemarinuzzi1003 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ending on the Gay Leno wedding 😂

  • @CaseAgainstFaith1
    @CaseAgainstFaith1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He said someday he will show us on cable the ones he can't use. I sure wish he actually would.

    • @coffeenow2382
      @coffeenow2382 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you become a believer....he will.

  • @FreihEitner
    @FreihEitner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    23:16 - is that like "We're not happy till you're not happy"?

  • @waynesodrel4453
    @waynesodrel4453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jimmy has been a very bad replacement for Leno

    • @markd6634
      @markd6634 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. I tried to watch Jimmy but he just didn't make me laugh.

  • @sneezyg1
    @sneezyg1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how Kevin always looks and sounds high af

    • @dawoool
      @dawoool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As long as he can do his job.

  • @nancykolonich2531
    @nancykolonich2531 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Miss Kevin's laugh

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:45 Wanna hear another one about that "Doo Doo the Clown"? Look up "News anchor can't stop laughing at clown name".

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of Seinfeld's bit about Bozo the Clown.
      Seinfeld: “I mean, Bozo the Clown...does he really need ‘the clown’ in his title, as clown? Bozo, ‘the’ clown? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the district attorney? Bozo the pope? There's no other Bozo.”

  • @cyrojayfullero2970
    @cyrojayfullero2970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the last one.. that was a coincidence.. GAY LENO WEDDING

  • @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380
    @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @29:57 she's def had that beehive since the 60's

  • @guidedmeditation2396
    @guidedmeditation2396 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Late night shows don't have laughs like that anymore.

  • @donjacobs3328
    @donjacobs3328 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fallon should steal this bit and can thank you notes

  • @oneandatwo
    @oneandatwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    great.

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The laughter sounds like a laugh track if it isn't.

    • @markd6634
      @markd6634 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No laugh track, it was a real audience every night.

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:04 Don't drive the scooter: The man...

  • @charlieramos6525
    @charlieramos6525 ปีที่แล้ว

    Way better no contest!!

  • @GalaxyTheSmugWeenie
    @GalaxyTheSmugWeenie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crazed gunman mows down 15 in post office..
    Aren't people taking this Elvis stamp thing a little too seriously??🤣loved in living color.

  • @NoahMizrahi
    @NoahMizrahi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    am i the only one laughin my ass off watchin that old dude wit headlines

  • @Luciddreamer007
    @Luciddreamer007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The “Jayu-Suk” wedding

  • @mr.hanger
    @mr.hanger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My wife's maiden name was Petz. I'll let you figure out the rest.

  • @donaldpruett852
    @donaldpruett852 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My son went to a catholic school for 7th. & 8th. grades. There was a Father (Priest) there named "Father Feeley". A couple years later he was busted by undercover police in a public men's room doing ........ strange stuff.

  • @johnbird7100
    @johnbird7100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes

  • @jerikropp6394
    @jerikropp6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I looked it up. There is or was a Hell Hole Swamp festival in Jamestown, South Carolina.

  • @jrambo7495
    @jrambo7495 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:48 Jay was cute in that little helmet!!

  • @jeffreyb6165
    @jeffreyb6165 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can someone explain the joke behind the bird at 19:15 ?
    Went right over my head.

  • @JohnDoe-wb4iv
    @JohnDoe-wb4iv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And Carson was the best

  • @enriquegarza3127
    @enriquegarza3127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel bad for the man whose carrying the burden

  • @jerikropp6394
    @jerikropp6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only Jay Leno could get away with some of the stuff he says. Sadly, he probably couldn't say it in today's world.

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of Mel Brooks and "Blazing Saddles". He's said that given today's environment, there's no way he'd be able to make that movie.

  • @sheharyaralam1732
    @sheharyaralam1732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soooo funny 😆 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marycampbell7150
    @marycampbell7150 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's the abbreviation for assorted.

  • @willh1655
    @willh1655 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    its too bad the person that made this cut shit out. just play them all.

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last one was the best.

  • @jeffking291
    @jeffking291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    🤣😂‼️

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oliver Clothesoff

  • @idaslapter5987
    @idaslapter5987 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:54 Airline chicken breast is a real thing in the culinary world. Its a cut of chicken composed of the boneless chicken breast with the wing drumette attached. The breast is skin-on, and the first wing joint and tendon are attached while the rest of the breast is boneless.

  • @keithkinkel7568
    @keithkinkel7568 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Johnnie and Jay are class acts. They are a rarity. These late night shows are a poor attempt to duplicate. USN RETIRED

  • @geneeric-jones4610
    @geneeric-jones4610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:36 TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @robsharpton3096
    @robsharpton3096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The black plague was better than Jimmy fallon

  • @toyota420xp
    @toyota420xp 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5.33

  • @luisbatista1103
    @luisbatista1103 ปีที่แล้ว

    looks better than burnt 😉

  • @bluefluke7585
    @bluefluke7585 ปีที่แล้ว

    Parts is parts.

  • @retiredmusiceducator3612
    @retiredmusiceducator3612 ปีที่แล้ว

    why have you edited out a few headlines?

  • @davidmahan4000
    @davidmahan4000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    16:55 17:55 20:17 0:16

  • @mudpiemutt4236
    @mudpiemutt4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:23 I have that exact same phone in my den.

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 ปีที่แล้ว

    😃

  • @drats1279
    @drats1279 ปีที่แล้ว

    More interesting names if the women hyphenate their maiden and married names.

  • @ChonSina06
    @ChonSina06 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:26 😂
    9:18

  • @TripleTreuViet
    @TripleTreuViet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Killing beaver weddimg lol

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:14 I don't get it.

  • @wesleydawe15
    @wesleydawe15 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The flat head Indian reservation in montana.

  • @goloves
    @goloves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Richie, you seriously can't find two or more headlines in a row that meet your standard? Headlines is, perhaps, the best comedy bit of all time. But with every edit, you gradually degrade the whole clip. Even one or two would grate on me (the professional editors on the original show did a great job) but I could understand perhaps wanting to insert a favorite headline or editing one out for moral/religious reasons here and there (they do regularly push the boundaries). Any chance this was just an editing assignment for a media class in your high school or community college? You'd get a pass from me then, though I still wouldn't want to watch it. There are a lot of places to see Headlines on TH-cam and elsewhere. I'll just find another source. No big deal. There's no hate here and maybe I'm alone in this opinion. You do you. I would risk my life defending your freedom to make clips like this. They're just too jarring and frustrating to watch for me.

  • @badgergalify
    @badgergalify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Back when late night shows had talent and no political agenda . Now they mouth what ever sleepy Joe and the Democrats tell them to!!

    • @brucethomson3512
      @brucethomson3512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real or original Creepy Joe was Gitmorized and executed in 2019. Actor James Woods plays him. That's a fact, ur being played 😐

    • @hehatesbates
      @hehatesbates ปีที่แล้ว

      ...whatever you say you Nazi loving Chumpnut. Stop drinking that orange kool-aid.

  • @kyleekstrand3971
    @kyleekstrand3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:41 Bong Academy had me dead!!

  • @user-iv2tu4wq7t
    @user-iv2tu4wq7t 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    STOP EDITING THEM!!!
    Let them run as he does it!!

  • @JasonSmith-vj1de
    @JasonSmith-vj1de 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've noticed, like the one at 21:25 were in more than one headlines. I don't mean more than one video recording the same headlines segment. I mean on two different days Jay leno red the same headline. I know this is true because the way he said that one is different then the other time he read it.

    • @dawoool
      @dawoool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did repeat some of the funnier ones. Gotta fill the time.

  • @stainless0521
    @stainless0521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    edited heavily...

  • @t-bonena3609
    @t-bonena3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gay Leno!

  • @ordinarysavage
    @ordinarysavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toxic gas release!
    Toxic gas release!
    Toxic ass release!

  • @sharcrum
    @sharcrum ปีที่แล้ว

    Jay is always referring to "cling-ons"!!!! WTH!?

    • @austindavis3731
      @austindavis3731 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Klingons. Aliens from tv.

  • @stevenherrold5955
    @stevenherrold5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the head line with the word ass is not funny its an abbreviation for the word assortment
    HELL HOLE SWAMP QUEEN wow!!!!! what an honor WAKING UP TO HUMMERS i don't get it . why is that funny????
    pardon my ignorance but im dead serious WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE BORN APRIL 1564

    • @blondegypsy8525
      @blondegypsy8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...or assorted...

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks, Steven, for letting us know.

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .."IT'S" AN ABBREVIATION", NOT "ITS"..LOL! IF YOU'RE GONNA COMPLAIN, AT LEAST GET THE SPELLING RIGHT..'ASS' IS PART OF THE FIRST JOKE..

    • @cedarhatt5991
      @cedarhatt5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh, gee, no one in the whole country knew that. Thanks for the heads up. I won't laugh at those ass ones any more, I promise. You may want contact ministry of truth and have those deleted permanently.