There are no comedians now like Leno Thanks for resurrecting these videos. Times are getting tough in the world, and these lift you up and out of the misery! God bless and thank you.
When late night TV was really entertaining. Wish Jay would return to hosting the Tonight Show. I would watch it, but not until that happens. Jay was so talented, and the 99-cent store and Headlines were the best. I still enjoy them and laugh out loud.
I feel bad for young people today who only have idiots like Kimmel and Colbert. I always thought Jay was underrated even in his time people were saying Letterman was better, but I disagree. I always found Letterman kind of stiff but Leno has the best delivery.
There’s comedy in the modern day and then there’s “modern comedy.” The former can elicit a chuckle. The latter is not funny, because it’s not comedy; it’s agenda.
@@davidpar2 exactly. Dems and leftists, and their idea of "humor", are the last thing a decent person wants to look at before going to bed. Jay and Johnny and Dave(for the most part) knew that.
Regarding the "rectal,":True story: My friend, Sal, was teaching a college music class, referred to "Brahms' Rectum." Whereupon our friend Gene in the class piped up, "Which movement?" (Non-Musicians, it's Brahms' Requiem, which consists of seven sections called, yep, movements,)
This Headlines thing was so funny because it was real life mistakes- not something some writer dream up. Someone should revive this bit although they probably wouldn't be as good as Jay was doing it.
There’s literally political jokes in this video and pretty much every headline section he did . How dense are the people in the comments who are saying this
@@branchcovidian2001 Again, either way it's funny.😂 He could've said anywhere in the _UNIVERSE_ and saying a Ford Focus is a chick maget (or magnet) is still funny.
Years ago there used to be a weekly paper where people would sell stuff. The best one started out as Wife not working need to sell. Then the gentleman listed tools and appliances.
Oh yeah, and Fallon was supposed to be the "young and hipper" guy About as funny as SNL today with their wonderful skits laughing at late term abortion
Janelle Pattison (5:46) looks just like ME, only a few years younger! Not the first time I've seen myself in a video! In another one, I was in Germany!! WEIRD!!
@@dukevikingRush Limbaugh was a born again Christian Conservative Patriot Constitutionalist American. I loved listening to his talk show on the radio!! He told the truth and he exposed all of the lies that the mainstream news media kept saying. He had 45 million listeners. He was awesome!
With Jay being a comedian he completely missed the advertisers joke at 8:00. Mother-in-law and the back of a truck was a intended pun on the advertisers part.
Would someone explain to us why this hilarious man was taken down ? I''ll tell you why. Because the world celebrates only the mediocre and originality is hunted down like rare wildlife on the African plain It all just proves that the swamp is all around us, not just in Washington
He retired. He wasn't forcibly removed from television. There are still some good latenight comedians today. We still have Colbert, Kimmel, and Trevor Noah. Seth Meyers is good too with his Closer Look, similar to what Trevor does. I like to describe Trevor as the 60 Minutes of latenight comedy. He's funny while also being very informative, and his backstory is amazing.
@@TheInkPitOx The ones you describe all hated Leno with a passion and worked tirelessly to get him off from the day he took over from Carson. Kimmel is still attacking him to this day Letterman was the "anointed" heir apparent and when he was passed over, Carson and all the left wing drivel you described above went into action to get him off, ratings notwithstanding. It was very similar to how the swamp went after Trump from day one Yes there is a Hollywood swamp, just like there's a Washington swamp. It's the elitist mob from New York's upper west side and Silicon Valley Everyone else is seen as just a stupid hick from fly over country.
Your right , fully agree 👍 NBC big wigs ( budget and wage concern) Strongly Encouraged Leno to ""retire""wich Jay did immediately , , so he did his "garage show" and joined Tim Allan on his show "Last Man Standing" , , , , hell even Letterman is doing a streaming show nowadays , , , 👍👽
Headlines was probably my favorite segment on Jay's show. Always loved the wedding announcements at the end.
I too miss Jay. Always funny, always classy. My how things how changed!
We had it so good back then and didn't even realize it.
We still do.
@@Wagonrider89yea Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon???? I don't think so
@@BigBoss-zi5ss matter of opinion.
This was fun to watch. I watched Leno in my 20s. How far late night comedy has fallen! I miss unwoke comedy.
Jay Leno was the best!
I watch 10 minutes of this every night and go to bed with a smile on my face
Never thought I would miss Carson, Letterman and Leno more in my life
Feel the same, but Jay might hav been the best pf the three!
@@jimmiswift3232 yea I can somewhat agree, but I think they all did some things better than the rest. ✌️
@@jimmiswift3232 He was the worse. Too serious.
@@j-man699 nah he was the best one of them all
They'd be cancelled now
I used to record these ALL THE TIME when I discovered Jay Leno.
Jay Leno was my favorite. A true comedian. Love his car collection.
The good ol' days. Miss them.
There are no comedians now like Leno Thanks for resurrecting these videos. Times are getting tough in the world, and these lift you up and out of the misery! God bless and thank you.
Way back when late night shows were funny.
You say that like Leno and his writers wrote the jokes.
Yep, now leftist messaging to the unsuspecting masses…
@@ericsimonson8540 Most of the free world has leftist views. The conservative ones make women cover their entire body.
Ikr. Fuck James Corden.
And they weren't so political!!!!
When late night TV was really entertaining. Wish Jay would return to hosting the Tonight Show. I would watch it, but not until that happens. Jay was so talented, and the 99-cent store and Headlines were the best. I still enjoy them and laugh out loud.
I feel bad for young people today who only have idiots like Kimmel and Colbert. I always thought Jay was underrated even in his time people were saying Letterman was better, but I disagree. I always found Letterman kind of stiff but Leno has the best delivery.
Thanks for uploading!!! Brings back so many memories
Thanks for the good memories!
Good old days of television when things were sane
These are awesome...thanks so much! Grew up on Leno
Modern comedy has nothing on what we once had. I miss those days.
There’s comedy in the modern day and then there’s “modern comedy.” The former can elicit a chuckle. The latter is not funny, because it’s not comedy; it’s agenda.
@@davidpar2 exactly. Dems and leftists, and their idea of "humor", are the last thing a decent person wants to look at before going to bed. Jay and Johnny and Dave(for the most part) knew that.
Yeah, comedy needs a guy reading typos on national TV again.
I always loved when he did the wedding announcements.
I actually sent one of those in and it made it on the show. Can't remember what the names were though.
Still funny after all these years
Regarding the "rectal,":True story: My friend, Sal, was teaching a college music class, referred to "Brahms' Rectum." Whereupon our friend Gene in the class piped up, "Which movement?"
(Non-Musicians, it's Brahms' Requiem, which consists of seven sections called, yep, movements,)
At least the teacher didn't pipe back "Number *TWO* !"
@@samjordan8800 Lol. Very good - Sal would kick himself for not having thought of that. I'll have to add that to the story now. Cheers.
I get it!
I laughed for the full 30 minutes. Thanks. 😅
Wow...simpler times!
I know, right.
@@chriswegner1611 Don't you miss the days when the biggest news story was a baby in a well or a blue dress????
"Times will stay good if they don't turn bad" Now there's a song waiting to be written.
These Headlines never get old.
Jay was soooo much better than the guy they have on there now.
The newer generation really lacks in good comedians. There are some, so it is possible, but only a few are capable.
Not even close
Yeah we heard that from the 900000 other comments. I think we got it
This was always my favorite part of Jay Leno's Tonight Show
Loved this, best part of the show!!!!!😎❤
I'm back on Christmas Day and I especially appreciated the "Santagata-Biggerstaff" wedding.
I miss Jay's Headlines and Dave's top 10
Night shows now are horrible...I miss Leno!
I miss this.
i was born in the mid 80s i remember when my parents to let me stay up and watch this when i was a kid. i thought it was so funny and still do!
I remember these segments......best part....lots o laughin'......
Miss you Jay!
Oh my gosh!! So funny! Haven't laughed like this with a late night show since they went all political.
Two of my teachers were featured on here for wedding announcements. Stan Harder and Laura Sharpe. The Sharpe & Harder wedding.
We always enjoy Jay's headlines.
This gave me something to do for the last hour of the day. Thank you!
You're so welcome!
This Headlines thing was so funny because it was real life mistakes- not something some writer dream up. Someone should revive this bit although they probably wouldn't be as good as Jay was doing it.
Jay always had a great delivery of reading the headlines.
Thanks this was fun!
I forgot about these. Very funny..
They are all good, even the not-so-great ones.
Even the not-so-great ones are better than the best of what's on these days.
Thanks! 👍
“It depends on what your business is.” lol
As a former newspaper editor, I can assure you that these headlines are intentional. Puns make it all worthwhile.
Of course. You gotta have fun sometimes lol.
Jay was the last of the great late night hosts - he understood that his job was to make people laugh, not to preach politics.
He did plenty of Clinton jokes, in fact a few are on this very compilation.
There’s literally political jokes in this video and pretty much every headline section he did . How dense are the people in the comments who are saying this
The funniest one was calling the Ford Focus a chick maget(magnet). Either way, it's funny.
*EUROPEAN chick maget
@@branchcovidian2001 Again, either way it's funny.😂 He could've said anywhere in the _UNIVERSE_ and saying a Ford Focus is a chick maget (or magnet) is still funny.
@@taylortyler1867 No, Taylor. It means the Ford Focus attracts European women....
@@branchcovidian2001 Were you the guy who called 911 to report the woman who flashed her boobs?
Yeah not sure I want to go out with a woman who thinks a 2000 Focus is cool 😄
Thanks *Richie Majaw!* *[subscribed =)]*
That is really something😊 and yes... It could happen.
I went to school with Randy Leno and he has a brother named Jay from Richmond CA.
Very cool thanks 👍
Reminds me of my Grandpa who would say “It’ll feel better once it stops hurting.”
Jay did political humor but he was never vicious or mean and unlike today's "comedians" he was funny
Jay was the first person I ever heard use the term "undocumented democrats" for illegals. I still say that to this day!
@@richardpatrick2852 But that isn't mean huh. Fuck off.
He wasn't one-sided. That was the difference. He made fun of Clinton and Bush. Hosts tonight won't dare make fun of dear leader.
@@According_To_Matt Neither was trying destroy democracy. Things are a bit different now.
And he made jokes about any party or president. I cannot stand how everything became political to suck an extreme.
Story in the food section of our local paper some years ago - "You Can Put Pickles Up Yourself"
Looooooove Champion!
Kevin’s laugh is just great.
Better days.
Kevin's laugh!
The first headline was excellence in headline writing 👍
I miss Jay
There’s no good late night shows anymore. None.
Effeminate male hosts all- and they aint funny.
Miss those good laughs.
I once sent a "Golden/Showers" wedding. I don't think it made it on the show
Lmao. I guess maybe they thought it was too raunchy for the show 🤷🏻♂️
Years ago there used to be a weekly paper where people would sell stuff.
The best one started out as
Wife not working need to sell.
Then the gentleman listed tools and appliances.
anyone is better then Fallon,
than*
Oh yeah, and Fallon was supposed to be the "young and hipper" guy About as funny as SNL today with their wonderful skits laughing at late term abortion
At this point anyone is better than all of them kimmel, Fallon, Corden and the other woke thrash as well.
Fallon is so overrated...hes always fake laughing at shit too..
@@X_X69 Johnny Carson
If young people are the future of this country we are in deep poo poo.
1:45 You can pee anywhere 😆😄😂
Hilarious how the video quality makes it look like it's from 100 years ago.
Tape degrades over the decades, and so does the VCR that would've been used to digitize this
I like how Kevin honestly laughs instead of like Ed McMann ,Doc and all of the other late night side kicks forced most of their laughs
The clowns in today's late night talk shows aren't in the same league as Leno. Not even close.
A degree in something? Sounds like a great plan to me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude has goals!
hate to agree with some of the comments, but I totally loved and stayed up to watch Johnny Carson and Jay Leno. Since then, do not.
Mario Youngblood’s comment should be the saying they put on their license plates.. “Oklahoma: you can pee anywhere”.
Janelle Pattison (5:46) looks just like ME, only a few years younger! Not the first time I've seen myself in a video! In another one, I was in Germany!! WEIRD!!
6:30: Reminds me of Alex Lifeson’s Hall of fame speech.
yes! Long Live RUSH!
@@dukevikingRush Limbaugh was a born again Christian Conservative Patriot Constitutionalist American. I loved listening to his talk show on the radio!! He told the truth and he exposed all of the lies that the mainstream news media kept saying. He had 45 million listeners. He was awesome!
Back when Late Night was actually funny
Love this stuff , but the mistakes in editing the ads astounds me. 😂😂😂
My father sent a headline in that used on his show...I'm watching these to see if I can catch it.
With Jay being a comedian he completely missed the advertisers joke at 8:00. Mother-in-law and the back of a truck was a intended pun on the advertisers part.
He also completely missed the sub-headline of "A clean getaway" in the article about the mop thief at 12:09.
When late night was funny
“Be nice to ugly girls.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Back in the day...
Jay was the Best
"son never brag about sleeping with a girl,it can kill your chances with her friends" .
I have an old TV listing from the local paper circa 1985. On "The 700 Club", Marital infidelity - A tribute to Helen Keller.
24:35 They made a similar Batman one back in the 1960s, and guess where you refilled it.
Miss when we all could just laugh an not be so THIN SKINED
I like hearing Kevin laugh at this stuff!
THAT WAS GREAT ABOUT WORKING 3 TO 11 PM / WATCHED FIRST 1/2 HOUR OF LENO KEPT ME IN STICHES
23:20 Bears don't need weapons, they have bear hands.
These videos are good when they are short. 30 mins get a bit yawn.
It’s OK to pee anywhere in Oklahoma 😂
Would someone explain to us why this hilarious man was taken down ? I''ll tell you why. Because the world celebrates only the mediocre and originality is hunted down like rare wildlife on the African plain It all just proves that the swamp is all around us, not just in Washington
He retired. He wasn't forcibly removed from television.
There are still some good latenight comedians today. We still have Colbert, Kimmel, and Trevor Noah. Seth Meyers is good too with his Closer Look, similar to what Trevor does. I like to describe Trevor as the 60 Minutes of latenight comedy. He's funny while also being very informative, and his backstory is amazing.
@@TheInkPitOx The ones you describe all hated Leno with a passion and worked tirelessly to get him off from the day he took over from Carson. Kimmel is still attacking him to this day Letterman was the "anointed" heir apparent and when he was passed over, Carson and all the left wing drivel you described above went into action to get him off, ratings notwithstanding. It was very similar to how the swamp went after Trump from day one Yes there is a Hollywood swamp, just like there's a Washington swamp. It's the elitist mob from New York's upper west side and Silicon Valley Everyone else is seen as just a stupid hick from fly over country.
Your right , fully agree 👍 NBC big wigs ( budget and wage concern) Strongly Encouraged Leno to ""retire""wich Jay did immediately , , so he did his "garage show" and joined Tim Allan on his show "Last Man Standing" , , , , hell even Letterman is doing a streaming show nowadays , , , 👍👽
@@TheInkPitOxThat's true that Jay Leno retired, but none of the late night comedians are funny at all!
02:23 Emerald Downs is a horse track, why are they serving "hors" lol
Comedy on late night TV.....none of that these days....just one big political ad.
Yes!!! I'm so tired of all the political nonsense that I'd rather watch videos like this on TH-cam!!!
It can happen yep it can happen.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Free 2 liter pop with purchase of home."
If it's Coca-Coal, sign me up.
Pepsi is better!
Make mine a real-sugar Pepsi and we got a deal
Coca-Cola is a lot better than Pepsi!
Jay without denim outfit?
As an Oklahoman.... yep. Anywhere.