Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 14

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    Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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  • @billbergendahl2911
    @billbergendahl2911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

    • @alwignot3584
      @alwignot3584 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I watched for a while till they got obnoxiously political 🤮

    • @EagleFang86
      @EagleFang86 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @doug3819
      @doug3819 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Leno and Carson was the best !

    • @siggylloyd3566
      @siggylloyd3566 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alwignot3584 ahahaa yeah I remember when you lost your sense of humor because you decided to take it personally

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jay still has it even after he left the show.

  • @criticaltheories5222
    @criticaltheories5222 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Funny and with guess what? with no politics.....................

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He had many headlines that busted on Clinton.

  • @ArthurMiller-nx3px
    @ArthurMiller-nx3px ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I haven't watched the tonight show since Jay Leno quit, love the headlines section

    • @monicacoyle3760
      @monicacoyle3760 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really miss his show, him and Carson were the best. Tried watching others ,they stunk.

    • @sherriianiro747
      @sherriianiro747 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He didn't quit - they fired him even though he was #1 in ratings.

  • @craffte
    @craffte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    These never, ever will get old. Ever.

  • @lindamills6192
    @lindamills6192 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I watched Johnie Carson, then Jay Leno, none since.

  • @aronkelley8634
    @aronkelley8634 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Headlines and Jaywalking were always my favorite 😂😂😂

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Loved Jay Leno. He was so hilarious

  • @jeffreysommer3292
    @jeffreysommer3292 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Ah, the good old days when The Tonight Show was actually funny and enjoyable...

    • @papagen00
      @papagen00 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And nonpolitical

    • @erepsekahs
      @erepsekahs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      when Carson was there.....thank God.

  • @ala8798
    @ala8798 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The accordion convention was awesome! 😂

  • @dbsti3006
    @dbsti3006 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Marty Graw....hey, isn't that the country singer?" LOL

    • @alwignot3584
      @alwignot3584 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah..I think he’s from Nawlins

    • @dbsti3006
      @dbsti3006 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alwignot3584 Thats where Im from, which makes this all the more hilarious. All my family listened to was Tim McGraw and Marty Stuart. Leno sometimes is just quick with jokes like that. Made total sense. Lol.

  • @elsamarie4963
    @elsamarie4963 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thank you I really needed some good laughs! Loved watching Jay back then.

  • @thomasreece3903
    @thomasreece3903 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This was back when we had comedians on late night. Not this mess they show now. I miss Jay.

  • @ginaross5060
    @ginaross5060 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I miss Jay so much
    when he laughed
    he made me laugh 😅

    • @craigshaw5730
      @craigshaw5730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to live in Lander Wyoming where the local paper posted do many humerous grammatical errors and goofy syntax I wish I'd compiled them for just this dort of humor.

  • @jonelfilipek7848
    @jonelfilipek7848 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    These still make me laugh uproariously. Funny stuff.

  • @abdulazizsaleh9567
    @abdulazizsaleh9567 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If jay just laugh.....definitely its a show itself 😂
    We missed him.....

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Headlines were so funny when Jay did them

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I always loved Jay Leno

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    God, I love these clips...tv was fun

  • @fotogme11
    @fotogme11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Absolutely hilarious! The neighbors probably wondered why I was laughing so hard.

  • @ryan422423
    @ryan422423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I miss these days when late night was the best thing on tv :/

    • @francescalegrand4520
      @francescalegrand4520 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too. Headlines was fantastic !

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's NOT entertainment anymore.
      It's all political.

  • @watersipper1116
    @watersipper1116 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Re-watching these old Jay Leno Headlines, etc., is so much more fun than watching the news. Sometimes I have to pause the video while I recover from laughing too hard.

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Late night TV was great when we had Johnny Carson then Jay took over. They were both amazing

    • @papagen00
      @papagen00 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Ted Koppel

  • @LuAnnHeston
    @LuAnnHeston ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love Kevin's laugh

  • @jamesrobiscoe1174
    @jamesrobiscoe1174 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We need more of this.

  • @AccountInactive
    @AccountInactive 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jay and Kevin, best duo on late night. Staple of my childhood. Wagners barber shop and guns is still open btw!

  • @omega454545
    @omega454545 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I didn’t see these till my teen/college years, but I stayed up for it every time. Wasn’t the same after he stepped down.

  • @damnitDavid58
    @damnitDavid58 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had to pause this video to catch my breath from laughing

  • @CheckThisOut77
    @CheckThisOut77 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    NO Late Night for me after Jay left.

  • @easyontheeyes78
    @easyontheeyes78 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    His headlines in the news was the best part of the show

  • @CheckThisOut77
    @CheckThisOut77 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jay was the best Night Light.

  • @dandorneman9840
    @dandorneman9840 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I haven't watched Jimmy Fallon yet. Iron Jay, the brain, and headlines always made me laugh.

  • @tryingbutfailing
    @tryingbutfailing 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man, I wish Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien we're still on Late Night.

  • @sugarpacketchad
    @sugarpacketchad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I miss The Tonight Show with Jay Leno!!!

  • @armus550b
    @armus550b ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was in the editorial side of the newspaper with the cow ads. Both ads came in at different days and were taken by different people. Both ads were free by the way. Each was entered into a computer and when the page is being constructed the computer flows all of the ads. So no one ever really read the page. It's actually pure luck that they wound up next to each other. The only thing people did in production was to fill in empty spaces with house ads like the one you can see in this clip. Personally I made far worse mistakes in my 10 years in the business.

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a suburb near me called Waterproof. Years ago the Courier's headline was "Waterproof man drowns"

  • @henryrodgers1752
    @henryrodgers1752 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 17:52 time stamp, we meet Tom Benevides, candidate for state auditor of NM. He keeps a eye out for corruption; just not always the same eye.

  • @Ken15643
    @Ken15643 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So funny. Love this.

  • @carld3218
    @carld3218 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for uploading this.

  • @gregoryblair9810
    @gregoryblair9810 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fireworks on radio thing is actually music played to go with the fireworks you are watching.

  • @Azishome
    @Azishome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Jay Leno and Johnny Carson were genuinely funny and likeable. There's not way Colbert, Fallon, or Kimmel meet either criteria.

    • @CRuf-qw4yv
      @CRuf-qw4yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fallon...maybe....but Colbert and Kimmel?...two butt-wipe political hack morons for the demorats...esp.. Colbert (F'n useless tub of pig chit). Oh..And I ended up liking Leno better. Carson wore his ego on his sleeve and was obnoxious and arrogant at times.

    • @PronatorTendon
      @PronatorTendon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CRuf-qw4yv Jesus who hurt you? I hope you got over your crisis of hate against Stephen Colbert 😂

    • @donbenevento2805
      @donbenevento2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They all blow

    • @billprezioso3677
      @billprezioso3677 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely true

    • @magnetsoldiercephas331
      @magnetsoldiercephas331 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Colbert Report on Comedy Central was good, but as soon as he went mainstream late night he turned into the most unlikable of all and Kimmel is mr woke. Very sad

  • @bobbylee2853
    @bobbylee2853 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crumpet the cat was the meat inspector. All meat must be sampled for tasties. 10:12

  • @jaysasso4392
    @jaysasso4392 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Must have backed into the sun 😂😅😊😅😂 that one got me!

  • @violetdreams1799
    @violetdreams1799 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    particularly great set of Headlines 😃🤣

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Ritchie

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The “Dollar days special” is the funniest ad there is in this video. It only get funnier when Jay starts to explain more about the ad it self @ 1:38

    • @melasvarco4791
      @melasvarco4791 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Where is it!?” 😂

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@melasvarco4791 “What restaurant? How do I get there?”

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some of those had me crying

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    and Props to the camera-man. he was working hard.

  • @kevinangus4848
    @kevinangus4848 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good mix, concise clips. 👍👍

  • @Mintman83
    @Mintman83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The go fart thing had me laughing hard, wasn’t expecting that.

  • @gdholmfirth
    @gdholmfirth 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Years from now, will they be putting any funny clips on TH-cam from today's late night shows?

    • @09rja
      @09rja 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      nope.

  • @doug3819
    @doug3819 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mexican flavored water, Tequila. YEA !

  • @jamesszalla4274
    @jamesszalla4274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In fairness to the “fireworks on radio” headline, the radio may have been broadcasting a music score for the fireworks show. I lived in a city where the fireworks were choreographed to music, with the music being broadcast on the radio.

  • @jasepark18
    @jasepark18 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All you can eat buffet, drive through window available. 😂😂😂

  • @ronartest7748
    @ronartest7748 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    best thing was kev's laugh

    • @boblozaintherealworld3577
      @boblozaintherealworld3577 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      especially when Leno read a weird 'meat' post and says 'here's one for you, Kevin'.

    • @Sacred_Fire
      @Sacred_Fire ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Bob Loza In the Real World or when he says "Kev, I can see why you're a vegetarian." 😁

  • @im1who84u
    @im1who84u ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A bridge collapsed and people died.
    Rescuers searched through the rubble looking for bodies and survivors.
    After a week of search and rescue the headline reads:
    "We don't expect to find anymore survivors alive."

  • @snarecat3441
    @snarecat3441 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is funny!

  • @johnrowley5833
    @johnrowley5833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:55 “Hey, George! Nice haircut! Where’d
    Ya go?”
    “Wagner’s Barber Shop & Gus, Phil!
    Boy! They sure know how to part
    your hair!”
    10:40 I can only imagine how that conversation went between those two brothers driving those pick-ups....
    “Hiya Bob! Where are ya? Wanna meet for lunch somewhere?”
    “Sounds good, Steve! I’m on Highway 59 at the moment!”
    “Hey, me too! l’ll see you in a couple of sec- !” CRASH!!!!!!........(silence, and then):
    BOB: “Hey, Steve! What took you so long?” 😁👍

    • @anneexcell4881
      @anneexcell4881 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @johnrowley
      🚛💥🚚 Haa! Guess it
      looks like that "lunch" would maybe be
      ...hospital food.??!!
      ❓ ❗
      🤕 🤢
      🍛 🍛

  • @chrisc6857
    @chrisc6857 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were both totally awesome. Arsenio Hall and Conan O Brien fell FAR short of Carson and Leno but could still sometimes be worth watching. Everyone else since has completely sucked.

  • @justanothertroll9476
    @justanothertroll9476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Priceless for everything else is Mastercard, which is good for everywhere except shell some BPS in Kroger

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for your editing. I liked the all.

  • @mikegustafson58
    @mikegustafson58 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back when the show was funny.

  • @burnzy116
    @burnzy116 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bathroom Dancing! lol

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I don’t know much about fertility but….” Jay is so hilarious! Hey here’s an idea. Why doesn’t some network bring him back!!!

    • @monicacoyle3760
      @monicacoyle3760 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They would probably be reruns but still funnier then what's on now

  • @PhilBagels
    @PhilBagels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm pretty sure the "Bowwowtox" was a joke. At least I hope it was!

  • @andrewpoderis8548
    @andrewpoderis8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kevin : alright

  • @bpivr
    @bpivr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I haven’t laughed this much since I read the Nancy comic strip.

  • @douglasw9624
    @douglasw9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Had one similar to the one with the dog taking a crap...managed a large facility and the company that provided our doggy bags was a family operation...they sent an xmas card one year with the family on the beach and a pile of fake dog doo in front of them...wish I'd hung on to that one...

  • @20vtechnik
    @20vtechnik 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Leno. Enough said.

  • @anneexcell4881
    @anneexcell4881 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    (At 15:35..)
    His "best of" compilations
    of funny headlines are all
    funny .. I noticed the pair
    in bed reading catalogue
    (with them actually ON the catalogue's cover ..AND in exact same bed·photo), are also in a 3rd 'same photo' (on ITS catalogue cover within!)
    · · - • ·🤯· • - · ·

  • @apogena
    @apogena ปีที่แล้ว

    *JAY: "How do you spell 'shutters'?"*
    *KEVIN: "S-H!"*

  • @peterherman4310
    @peterherman4310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hilarious!

  • @red_409
    @red_409 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was about 13 around this time, miss those days 😪

  • @youngstali
    @youngstali ปีที่แล้ว

    Jay: How do you spell shutters?
    Kevin: S-H!

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1. Male infertility is passed from mother to son.
    2. Mexican flavored water is known as "Aguas Frescas; in fruit
    flavors from Mexico.
    3. Pants down on dummy in disaster exercise is to dramatize
    checking for femoral artery bleeding.

  • @KennardWright
    @KennardWright 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Suki! Come in here."

  • @earlosandwich7433
    @earlosandwich7433 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kevin had no idea.. that's why he stopped at "sh". 😂

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure he knew exactly what Jay meant? I know that I wasn't sure...🤔🤔🤔

  • @largebiff1743
    @largebiff1743 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have not watched The Tonight Show since Johnny Carson 🤣😂😳 retired 😁😅🙊😸

  • @billcary30
    @billcary30 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    who doesn't love dumb criminals? had a cop who told me if it wasn't for them he wouldn't like being a cop............. and he was in a relatively small city vs say ny or la or chicago

  • @pnichols6500
    @pnichols6500 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If she's Texan, the one about independence day is correct.

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:08 Mexican Flavored water gives you Montezuma's Revenge (diarrhea).

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We know what the revenge is.

  • @user-im5fb9ns3g
    @user-im5fb9ns3g 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Mexican-flavored water" = at least five days abed.

  • @markdettra1794
    @markdettra1794 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would have used the 100%-off sale item , and held them to the promise.

  • @jeffreyhanna9538
    @jeffreyhanna9538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mexican flavored water 💧🤔. Maybe if you put a jalapeño in it, on a steek 😄👍.

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they have a field day when Oregon State takes on Southern California

  • @Patricia-pq4jq
    @Patricia-pq4jq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm laughing my ass off

  • @davestaircrazedlocalactor7949
    @davestaircrazedlocalactor7949 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked Letterman better but Headlines kicks Small town News’s arse imo.

  • @thumper6425
    @thumper6425 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    💜

  • @09rja
    @09rja 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    friendly, hore like atmosphere

  • @gedstrom
    @gedstrom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    20:06 - Man Reports Wife Missing After a Year - Possible explanation: The man and his wife were separated but not divorced and had lost contact with each other. The man eventually wanted to re-marry but had to file for divorce first from his wife. So, the legal ad in the paper to find her, and if she is not located within a certain amount of time, the marriage is declared dissolved.

  • @tomjacques6051
    @tomjacques6051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hashtags used to be good on tonight show with Fallon

  • @KaristaSwiss
    @KaristaSwiss ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:18 nooo

  • @daisyhagen2
    @daisyhagen2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you think we should see the wounds, why did you blur them out?

  • @thetooginator153
    @thetooginator153 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet these clips were taken in 1993. I’m basing this on the terms (“yuppies”); the technical problems using computers to print newspapers (probable autocorrect); and the new technology (brothers collide calling each other on cell phones).
    Any other guestimates?

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The description says 2004-2007. Autocorrect still exists, and the term Yuppie is still in use, albeit only occasionally. Cell phones were almost non-existent in 1993.
      So, either you are from a different galaxy, or you meant 2003.

  • @djdon60
    @djdon60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @ 18:43: "I don't get this." For what reason, then, did you use it? Too...how many times did he utter, "I love this"? @ 28:40: "Oh, this is my favourite one." I enjoy being in charge, of my sense of humour.

    • @mangoman6745
      @mangoman6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I admire your sense of humor Don I really do 😆. But this video only goes to 22:06 not 28:40. I guess you forgot how long the video went.

  • @keithshaughnessy1645
    @keithshaughnessy1645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want to buy every item listed in these papers.

  • @timboslice1979
    @timboslice1979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Japanese Alcoholic Available. Rofl!!!!!😅😂

  • @snarecat3441
    @snarecat3441 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Miss him! & Kevin
    This shit we have today. Not funny , piss poor . Just put something else on, news , anything is better. It’s all over , let it end.

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    18:15 so THATS how it is in their family

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who was that laughing heh-heh 3 times in a row just after 7:10? Identify yourself

  • @stevehartman1730
    @stevehartman1730 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Same. Here

  • @farerse
    @farerse หลายเดือนก่อน

    "no smiling" must have meant no smoking and no pets