Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 3
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Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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The ducks could have seen the doctor without worrying about the cost. The doc could have put it on their bill.
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Turns out the doctor was a quack.
Haha
Jay never needed bad words in his comedy routines to make him funny. He is a class act!!!
That's so right, and he was hilarious!!
Miss him!!!!! He didn't have to say a word, the headlines did the speaking!!!!😎❤
But if he doesn't swear or use bad language, how are we supposed to know that it's funny?
😄@@waynemarvin5661
Fft
I always loved Kev’s laugh. 😂
Oh, how I miss these days.
This was always my favorite part of Jay's show, and to see so many of the gems today, when all of the news is so depressing, is a bright part of my day! Thank-you, thank-you!! :-)
Jay Leno was such a gem. I don't care what they all say. He runs laps around Letterman. NBC made some of their last good decisions when they gave Carson's show to Leno.
Jay was so talented and funny. Far, far better than anything on TV in 2022. Wish he'd return to the Tonight Show - maybe then I could watch it. No late night TV for me since Jay left.
I kept going through Craig Ferguson.
😴 Yes, that was the end of late-night TV for me, too. 😴
I just love J Leno's headlines 👍👍👍🥰😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
You can't be Jay leno Headlines you're the funniest thing on the late night shows. Today the late night shows you're not even funny. They're disgusting and nothing but political and hate Trump and the days of J Leno they were funny and good
Can't beat is what I meant to say
"....... because the doctor was a quack!" Man! I should have seen that coming. I should have guessed!! Good one, Jay!!!!👍👍
Best want ad I ever saw ,psychic wanted, you know where to apply!
Please don’t cut out Jays comments.
Most every night I laugh at this and feel good. Hooray Jay!
“Preparation H-Bomb!” 🤣🤣🤣
OMG! I forgot just how funny these were!
I can't stop laughing!😂😂😂
Jay’s and Kevin’s laugh are funnier than the headlines themselves
It's amazing how they accumulated so many headlines to show each week.
It's a big country with thousands of local newspapers and they don't just stick to newspapers - any printed item is considered. But they do rely on people sending them in.
And to think it looks like half of them made it on the air. He should publish a book with all the unused ones, or even do a livestream.
@@exessex3522 I sent one in... it was a flyer posted at my school for a travel company, stating "If you can beat these prices start your own damn airline." Never made it.
I saw an advertisement in the classified ads selling furniture--"chester drawers"
Kevin has a great laugh and a pleasant face. I wouldn't be afraid to meet him in a dark alley.
The ducks refused medical treatment because the Dr was a quack⭐️you get a gold star for that joke
David I was quite concerned when you sold your NB because you had become a good piece of my week, settling down as I was known to do to travel England.
You are coming up with some significant vlogs, you really are. Well done.
I noticed that Used Pizza Box Guy is willing to "negociate."
I find myself laughing out loud 😂
I appreciate your Headlines uploads but you should leave them uncut!
sixgun Dave Except for the bands intro every few gags, that gets pretty old. The intro is good musically but wakes me up if I were to nod off.
Exactly!
Omg that last one!
You watched the whole 45 minutes?
all @ 2X speed
3 years in prison for a 200 dollar bad check?!!!!😮😮 I've seen people get less for robbery charges
probably not a first time offender.
Miss Jay's headlines & others, like his " jaywalking "! Fallon is funny as a train wreck. Miss u Jay!
@John Barber he is Jimmy Fallon, like I said, he's as funny as a train wreck!!
@John Barber Nope, took over the Tonight show, & that's When o quit watching it. Now, I pull up these segments from Jay Leno, & its Way better than watching fallon!
Fallon was funny before; now he has to follow the political agenda😹
@@Laura-tp8wz glad someone thought he was funny, I never have; conan Obrien is another host who is Not funny, all he has Ever done is act silly.
@@thomasharrison3126
Yes, I don’t get Conan at all! Have you checked out K-Von or Crowder? They are pretty funny but just my opinion. 💐 Have a great day.
I so agree about dressing up animals. They are not dolls or playthings. Its one of my pet peeves. ( get it? PET peeve)
You know why those Ducks don’t fly upside down? Because they may Quack Up! 🦆
Eubanx’s laugh makes it even funnier.
Actually, the duck refused treatment because it was afraid of a big bill.
That really made me Quack Up! 🦆
@@robertphillips6296 6
and the doctor was a quack !!!
I thought he was trying to avoid something.
Love the puns. You all know how to duck the issue.
45:12 - That reminds me of those old 'Paul Masson' ads with Orson Welles.
"This champaigne doesn't come from France,
but it was created by a man who did."
As an aspiring writer, the most painful lesson I've had to learn is that you aren't clever because you turned something in a clever way. It just has to be something that no one else has done quite that way before. Cue Jay Leno's 'headlines'.
Don’t forget the writers they work together as partnership with jay leno and Kevin that makes everything funny
“They have ridges! Oww!”
😂😂😂
I miss Jay Leno's Headlines a lot ......at 0:02 Actually I have had coworkers that were skinny like skeletons but ate normally or some even were overeating , but it seems they burnt what they ate...I have heard metabolism is a big factor as this quote online : "Diet and exercise may have a limited ability to provide effective, long-term relief for obese people. Factors such as the environment, metabolism, eating disorders and certain medical conditions also may contribute to obesity"
7:11 Root Beer Belly is now 23 years old.. 😆😆
Wonder what happened to him
JeffHokie Probably in prison for killing his parents.
@@boataxe4605 who were his parents, Coke and Pepsi?! Ha ha!!!
Am I the only one curious about how the couples turned out?
you are not the only one..hehe
Jay invited some of them onto the show during his last days as Tonight Show host.
I think the Yoo-Win wedding probably turned out fine.
The wedding ones are not funny. Jay's set up is often what makes the headline funny but his set up for those is usually nothing more than "it's the", "here's the", or "how about the".
The Kevin Eubanks headline is among the funniest in this collection.
I wonder if he is related to the British boxer Chris Eubanks?
A spinoff show devoted to tracking down the subjects of these headlines would be funny.
Why would that be funny, tho? The subject matter is not what is comical. It’s the wording of the headlines that is funny.
@@michellecena8159 Jay hunting down the "Stupid Criminals" to find out why they're so stupid might be.
There used to be a whiz wash laundry in the town I live in.
Why does it seem like a lot is cut out? I genuinely enojy his quick commentary/jokes right after he shows each newspaper and that's the part that keeps getting cut out.
I think the best headline of all was the one about " toilet golf "...Jay lost it... I've seen him get a case of the giggles, but he and Kevin both fell apart with this one.
The first time Jay presented that headline, I was cracking up too. A close second, at least for me, was the picture of the guy with artificial stomach muscles. Most of the headlines are good for slight giggles, but a few are quite hilarious.
that person who wants to eliminate trucks to stop truck accidents forgot that everything we buy comes on a truck
imagine the mayhem if the trucking industry were to shut down !! sounds like an idea for a horror movie
People don’t think things through.
@@garyfrancis6193 A lot of 'em don't think at all.
Comedy....not politics....thats why Jay was great.
Everything is politics now. It's inescapable. Pick a TV show. Invariably there's going to be politics shoehorned into it somewhere.
@@normie2716 the exact reason I don't watch TV anymore. It never ends. They have Americans hooked to the point that it's their entire world. They accomplished what they were after.
Johnny and Jay were the best, late night talk shows went down hill when they left
4:01 They look happy about the Dam 50th.
Try out Kevin Eubanks' laugh at 3:30 🤣. Makes me enjoy the jokes more
I miss newspapers.
39:00 I don't think I've ever seen Jay do an accent before
He used to do Arnold S. quite a bit, to name one.
3:09
A guy on the Venice Boardwalk held a sign stating, Seeking wife, blond hair, blue eyes, any race
Entertaining
The ducks refused treatment because they knew the doctor was a quack.
Yeah, he said that.
I saw in a store and saw these things you can hang in a man's facial beard and it said only for 14 and up. How many 13 year olds have beards?
The one about the Mason County News that’s where I used to live. Whoo-Hoo \O/ at 35:23
Is the reason why someone liked my comment is because they too are or were from Mason County too?
I guess to be fair instead of the county Jay could of been talking about Mason County, Illinois. Mason County, Kentucky. Or Mason County, Michigan. But in my mind I think Jay was mentioning "Mason County of Shelton WA. That's just me ofc. 💁🏻♂️ I could be wrong tho. 🤔😏
I wish, that all those marriages still exist. 🙏
The Yoo -Win couple are probably still together, if he said that enough.
I miss Jay Leno. But NBC wanted a "younger" host to cater to a new generation.
What a crock! Instead of a younger and "hipper" host, they got a duller and mediocre one
0:59 Ducks 1:21 Doc a Quack
Help you child 🤣🤣🤣🤣
we love these clips even more these days since late nite tv has turned to shit nowadays.
The used diapers for sale ad , was probably a message or an actual advert for some illegal products
23:32 - It's such an oddly specific example. But the strange thing is, I believe them.
When he was talking about putting the lazy boy in his car instantly pictured mr bean
2:34 Honesty in advertising
Too many cuts made it very frustrating
I think they were trying to do a best of.
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
He held the potato upside down!
The doctor was a quack! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you hear a funny banging sound coming from your daughter's Toyota at 2 AM....
Volvo.
Been watching these highlights of headlines, hoping to find his funniest ever about a guy getting caught in the subway while trying to escape a crime and suing because he thinks the subway guards are there to protect him, not injure him during a takedown to bust him. Now also thinking about suing Nike because he could have escaped the guards if he had better shoes!!
That's not the Easter bunny, it's the playboy Easter bunny.
James Douglas Muir Leno (New Rochelle, 28 de abril de 1950), conocido como Jay Leno, es un presentador de televisión y humorista satírico estadounidense. Fue el presentador del histórico programa The Tonight Show de la cadena NBC, entre 1992 y 2014, sucediendo en el puesto a Johnny Carson y entregándole el puesto a Jimmy Fallon. Tiene en su haber un Premio Emmy.
Many might assume fowl play but that's a canard.
Hardy Wood. A lesbian wedding. Where's the wood?
😂
Just love it: "you know why the ducks refused treatment, don't ya Kev?" "it was because the doctor was a quack" Jay Leno was really funny. It's just too bad that he was replaced, a bad mistake.
Jay retired to pursue his love of antique autos..
@@michaellovetere8033 I'm glad Jay went to pursue his love for antique cars. 🚗We do miss his shows and funny sense of humor. 😊
At the beginning: Unable to read!! That's easy. Hire a cop.
Jay was hilarious for just being Jay. I wish people would stop thinking of him as "Johnny's replacement." He was being Jay, he wasn't trying to be or compete with Johnny. (Of course, Jay's replacement is another story.)
21:50 Hey, those are still around today! They’re called 180s.
1:33 The bill was also too large 😀😉
Funny how just 15 years ago we were all laughing at the idea of men getting pregnant, and now it's science to some people.
It's sick
Cloth diapers that you wash are much better for environment than disposable ones.
In the clarity of time, it's a Carson bit.
It did look like Skeletor 😂
my neighbor has problems with concussions .. he's just a stones throw from here..//
😩😤😮
Editing skills: 0.
3:15....the bottom ad was better...."only apply if you are....strange-minded."
And this was before autocorrect
Surprised they're not beating down Jay's door because of the 4-minute mark comment
The bastards are glorious
a dog in a cheerleading constume? now theres a dog for charlie sheen. lol.
a lot of ads are cut...
Fresh baked bastards are a French Pastry
43:25, related to Chuck Norris
Help me out, public. Jay has shown on “Headlines,” several times things like, “Buy this house and get a free soda pop.” The soda pop certainly is not being used as an incentive here. What is the REAL reason for offers like this? Anyone know?
Probably a misprint
What real estate agent wouldn't want their ad on the Jay Leno Show?
It’s hard to believe the people that printed these were serious and they can vote.
1:26
26:56 the groom looks alot like Jay!
The potato sure did!!!!
@@triciajohansen3027 ha
Why so many edits??
3:48🤷♀️😂
Can't believe he's not canceled imagine that saying two men can't have a baby
45:24 WHAT???!!!!