Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 6
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Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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This is way more entertaining than anything on late night these days
20+ years later and these still make me laugh. Thanks
You just can't have a bad day when watching these.
MAN I miss Jay Leno's Headlines back in my grade school days. Every monday night, headlines before I slept when I was a kid, then share them to people the next morning. Memories. :)
Imagine how many headlines have gone to waste since Jay retired
Reminds me when I was a kid when they were on. The one night a week my parents let me stay up late then right to bed.
Some of these headlines make majaw hurt, laughing. 😂
I can only watch a few minutes of this at a time because it's so much comedy it's like overdose main line. This is such pure comedy!
Totally agree!
It's really too bad that late night "comedians" these days are so horrible. For example I've watched several of these where there are a lot of Clinton jokes, a lot of Bush jokes, but they're all in good fun. Now political "comedy" is used as a platform to just insult anyone you disagree with. Leno was an equal opportunity offender.
I know. Laughing makes me cough so I can only watch a few minutes.
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The driver in the Sacramento bank robbery that went through the carwash wasn't dumb, he was just trying to make a clean getaway...😂
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His next stop would have been to a laundromat to launder the money had he not been caught……
I always liked the weddings the best.
Thanks for posting. My go-to for a good laugh.
still watching J and his cars. The ''if your'e singing and people are shooting at you" is funny stuff.
One of my favorites was medical study shows that infertility can be an inherited trait.
Loved these as a teen back in late 90s
That very last one about the criminal who turned himself in is another reminder that sometimes, life IS fair.
The salmon line is from the movie Dumb & Dumber.
1:00 I don’t know why but I can’t help but laugh hard at that school lunch menu
Excellent... Thank you!
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
His reaction to Beast Implants made me laugh so hard!
I miss headlines on Monday nights before bed. Always made the next day better .
17:44 So that's where Mike Myers got the idea for that Austin Powers joke.
Jay just ignores a grenade is a great gift for your boss or ex-wife.
30 years for stealing $300 ??? Guy must have had a hell of a long record !
Trills gum is the best there is up here Canada I've loved it since a little kid and I'm 57 🙂
I bet you've got the cleanest teeth in the country 😁
Does it really take like soap? If so, which brand?
@@szqsk8 yes it did taste like soap!
@@ontariopicker6343 So did Black Jack gum here in the states. Was supposed to taste like black licorice but didn't make the grade.
0:10 best headline of all time..//
portable toilet bombed police have nothing go on ..........even though I've seen this 50
times i still laugh every time. if i could i would make a perfect replica android of jay
nobody else can make me crack up laughing like jay leno
I liked the Iceland/Vegas discrepancy.
*I like turning himself in for the $3000 reward!*
"Buy one booger, get one free.." 😳😝😆😆
A good laugh
To be fair, The SHURE mic ad COULD be a selling point for "rap battles". Just Sayin'
Jay was so funny ha. Also this was before everyone was so sensitive lol.
@Jeff Smith What? lol
Candid Camera Classics - TH-cam
24:50. That's normal. That's why there's a long chain.
There is a Jack the Stripper. He was a killer in the 1960s.
Jay Leno really ought to continue this series here on TH-cam. Be honest, do you ever watch Jay Leno's Garage? I seen about three dozen episodes but that is it.
Yes I like Jay Leno's garage. Except the time he went riding around with Biden
i vote yes on that more headlines seafood restaurant fook yue nobody can make me laugh like jay leno
I could get behind that! We ought to start a petition or write Jay a letter or something!
@@stevenherrold5955 I loved how he took shots at Olive Garden, and how they were not authentic Italian food. It resonated with me How many comics make original observations like that? Not many
@@gspendlove Yes Jay I hope you catch this
1:20 "Buy one buger, get one free" 😂🤢🤮😂😂
Not ONLY did the guy from King of Prussia set his apartment on fire AFTER he died..He was a SURIVALIST! 🤣💀
4:32 Sounds just like an Okie
"You realize that when we get married, Jay Leno will call us the Busch-Grabber wedding, even though your name is Tina Graber?"
"Police believe the well-armed survivalist killed himself before setting his apartment on fire." That's some survivalist!
"If you're singing and people are SHOOTING at you. . . "
21:34 it's called a mirror Jay.
You can turn your eyes enough to see inside your ear using a mirror? Along with having that deal inside your ear? That’s pretty impressive. Even if you had a couple mirrors, you couldn’t really see inside your ear while using that, or even if you weren’t using it, still can’t see what’s actually inside your ear.
@@slimshead8100 what can I say I'm an impressive demi-God.
Only Jay can take such lame jokes and make you laugh anyway
The gum that tastes like soap.
7:50 it's actually worse, Hebert is pronounced "a bear"
So it's the Screw, Abear wedding.
03:15 _THE SIGN SAID STOP_
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
25:10 LMAO
Gen Z, describe the American flag....
Richie, have you thought about making a compilation of stupid criminal headlines ? Or weird animal ads?
The microphone could be used like Wonder Woman's bracelets to deflect bullets. Someone should give some to Yoko Ono, and if you got that reference you must be as old as I am.
its too late.... the damage from her singing has already been done
unless you were referring to the Dakota,
11:46
19 year old Gratitude...???
Can I get the picture taken with the chicken dinner?
20:06 However, still not as bad as chewing with your mouth full, I’m guessing!! 😁👍
I love this, but it's so sad that this is the general population......uneducated .
What do you mean ? If everyone was “uneducated” this segment would not be funny to the audience. Most people are just fine 😊
thankfully. Who'd purchase your product?
YUKI = YOO-KEE
You can’t even see it🤔🤓
I haven't watched late night TV since Jay and Kevin left. No talent like them on TV anymore. Headlines and the 99-cent store were the best. Current late night TV has no-talent hosts, boring guests, annoying announcers, and are unwatchable.
WHy is this video so blurry...cant watch.
It's 30+ year old tv footage...
He would've been canceled for calling that lovely woman butch
Seems a bit ironic that the guy posting Jay Leno videos has that last name - Majaw. 🤔
It would be nice if someone would still do this, but late night tv sucks now. We have this politically correct stuff and almost no one talks about or knows how to talk about basic things like sports and celebrities without the topic coming up
Could you imagine old Art Donavan telling his drinking and football stories or Don Rickles?
@@michaellinner7772 NBC special? No, but I'd like to see outcome.
That's your opinion. I like Kimmel myself.
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Edits are annoying.
The BAND has horrible music.