I was born in 86 so I remember sneaking out of bed Monday nights to watch headlines. Best part of the Tonight show in my opinion. Love there are whole compilations of these
I sure do. Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Jay Leno,even if he were half drunk while being on duty and presentable for the show. David Letterman,Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel (!) could go around in circles to whatever Fallon had. It's just not the same. I had quit watching Fallon when I had watched his first night being the new host of the Tonight Show on NBC. I just didn't like it. Fallon may have improved a little bit more over the years,but I'll never watch it.
i wonder what foreigners like china or japan and Korea think of American grown humor my suspicions are that it differs depending on what language and nation your from
I agree, I would stay up late on Monday night for Jay Leno's Headlines...fifteen years ago me, my parents, and my aunt were in the studio audience of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and I thought it was gonna be a boring night. Boy was I SOOOO wrong...those Headlines were just hilarious, especially the one with the cat muzzle (it looked like something they had to put on a cat we used to have when she had to get shots). I know it doesn't look humane, but it was too damn funny. I guess my memorable trip to Hollywood to visit my aunt (my father's stepsister) triggered me to watch Jay Leno's headlines until the bitter end when Jimmy Fallon took over for the Tonight Show.
I've watched these headlines over and over and I just continue to laugh so hard these were better times I miss Jay Leno so much he was so funny and so great and no one else will ever replace him
When I arrived America about 2007, Jay Leno was still in his prime and Daniel Craig was just freshly started his first and best Bond film. I think this time was pure gold.
My mom is the same way With them I liked certain segments. With Jay, I like Headlines and Jay Walking. With Jimmy I like Thank You Notes and the song parodies.
I MISS Headlines Monday nights. Grade school memories of 5 minutes of laughing before bedtime then passing them along to my buddies the next morning. The hilarious wedding names were a category of their own. :) Thanks so much for doing this compilation, one of the best videos on TH-cam! :)
I never cared for the wedding name segment myself. He should have had this on every night it never gets old. however there's probably a lotta work involved here. he hasta come up with a comment on almost every one of them. and some of those comments & expressions are funnier than the subject matter. yeah on occasion Kevin sneaks in a snide, hilarious comment himself. They made a great team. How long was Leno on after Kevin left? wow 5 more years it wasn't the same after Kevin...
i grew up watching the tonight show. mom and dad watched it every night, especially good during jr high and high school i could stay up later and watch conan after jay leno.. good times
James Corden is more tolerable. The rest of them engage in too much politicking like nothing else is going on in the world. Goes to show how bad late night comedy writers are these days.
What makes these so great is Jay's comments. this guy is hilarious with his delivery, expressions. When he was kicked off the show I never watched another one.... the end of an era & NOT replaceable.
I think Jay milked the bit too much. If the bit is funny, allow it to be funny. The buildup, the "after explain"... It's NOT supposed to be about Jay being funny. He's not doing stand up. It's supposed to be about funny HEADLINES. If they're funny, they should be funny with NOBODY reading them. A great demonstration is when he says "I'm not even gonna read this one". That's always the funniest one in the bunch. But then again, some people want more explanation of the joke to get the humor. Takes all kinds.
Johnny Carson was,too. Before him,Ed Sullivan show had been on. Way before my time. Born in '73. I remember the days when anyone could listen to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on the clock radio! Without ever turning on the TV. Those were good time LS for me.
I really can't believe some of those wedding names. Some of those last names are unbelievable to begin with but then they somehow found each other and happened to have found each other and have a weird combo of last names.
Weird names are not that unusual. Where I live I’ve found a few people whose last name is the German word for fox. I’m afraid to say their name because, you know. Names like Hickey, Butts, and Colon are somewhat common too. Then I’ve learned some middle eastern women have the name Negar, which I think is pretty in their languages but English speakers would hesitate to say aloud. My name would end up on Headlines if I ever did anything worth publishing in a newspaper.
My monday nights weren't complete unless I've watched this! I remember Jay said something like "all jokes must go!" when there was about a month left before he retired, that's when it really hit me that this fun ride was about to end
In the previous comments people talked about the "newer, younger audience" that Fallon appeals to...I'm not so sure, because it seems that Fallon's Tonight show is like Seth Myers' show that follows it - it serves largely as a means of promoting other Lorne Michaels produced programming, and also to promote the various projects that past and present SNL cast members are involved in. Take a look at an average month's worth of guests on both Fallon's and Myers' shows; sometimes as much as 1/3 of their shows' guests are either past or present SNL cast members. That's the biggest difference between late night TV in 2007 and today - Lorne Michaels and Broadway Video's direct involvement in it.
I sent something in that Jay had on the show. I was doing crossword puzzles and I noticed before I started a new one, it had a 4-letter answer and the clue was “Leno has a big one.”
@@arnavbhamburkar hey! If u ever see it, I mailed him a funny article from the " weekly world news", that said " alien from another planet gives birth to Jay Leno's baby!"
Thank you so much. Really enjoyed these when first aired - some have improved with age. Also, Jay and Kev really get on so well (always evident in the superb Beyondo sketches). Thank you again.
Thanks! I've seen the older posts of Headlines so many times that I know the jokes, so it's great to see some new ones posted. The older ones though, are still funny.
Don't know if you're aware of this, but Jay & Kevin have a syndicated game show together. It's an updated version of the old Groucho Marx show You Bet Your Life.
I agree! Jay was so good on the tonight show; headlines, 99 cent store, police blotters, and my fave, when he & Terry Bradshaw would pick at each other! Miss Jay, I quit watching when he left, cant Stand fallon!
life is hard and i 100% agree i think we should have the technology to make android copies of people we love some people deserve to live forever and jay is at the top of my list we are 18 months in this pandemic i don't blame people for having covid fatigue I'm tired of that stupid mask as well but rebelling will not make the virus go away
Just like with SNL when Will Ferrel left, I stopped watching The Tonight Show when Jay left. I tried to continue watching but something always felt off.
6:58 "Each day Humble supplies enough energy to melt 7 million tons of glacier. This giant glacier has remained un-melted for centuries yet the petroleum energy Humble supplies can melt it at a rate of 80 tons per second."
Jay's worst episode is better than Fallons best. The dude was funny.
Jordon Davis that’s just what I was thinking
Fallon is just awful
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This is probably the 8th time I’ve watched this since 07 ,
Every time I feel down I get me headlines fix
Its like therapy
I remember i loved Mondays because of Headlines! Jay was the best!
Jay's comments added so much to the humorous headlines.
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Jay's headlines are the best. I miss the old late night shows with him.
And oh my god, that muzzle for cats had me dying from laughter 🤣🤣
I can just imagine someone trying to put that on a cat. Oh well, they didn't need their skin, arms or eyes, really!
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It was a cat disguised as a mouse. Wait, what,,.. why?
I was born in 86 so I remember sneaking out of bed Monday nights to watch headlines. Best part of the Tonight show in my opinion. Love there are whole compilations of these
i was born in 88, same
'89 here, my dad would let me stay up later on Mondays just so I could watch headlines with him. Good times.
Who else misses jay
I sure do. Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Jay Leno,even if he were half drunk while being on duty and presentable for the show.
David Letterman,Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel (!) could go around in circles to whatever Fallon had.
It's just not the same.
I had quit watching Fallon when I had watched his first night being the new host of the Tonight Show on NBC.
I just didn't like it.
Fallon may have improved a little bit more over the years,but I'll never watch it.
Because it’s worth it
I miss jay
He was the best.
The world will never be like this again
The handcrafted leather gum case one really cracked me up. 😂
jay had a great way of presenting headlines. kevin was great too and all the people that help make this show possible did a great job.
Headlines was undoubtedly one of the top comedy segments on ANY late show!
i wonder what foreigners like china or japan and Korea think of American grown humor my suspicions are that it differs
depending on what language and nation your from
This and Dave Letterman's Top 10 lists are two of the greatest segments on any talk show!
This and Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.
He stole it from Letterman, was originally called “Dumb Ads”, but NBC didn’t let Letterman take it to CBS. That being said, I think Jay did it better.
I agree, I would stay up late on Monday night for Jay Leno's Headlines...fifteen years ago me, my parents, and my aunt were in the studio audience of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and I thought it was gonna be a boring night. Boy was I SOOOO wrong...those Headlines were just hilarious, especially the one with the cat muzzle (it looked like something they had to put on a cat we used to have when she had to get shots). I know it doesn't look humane, but it was too damn funny. I guess my memorable trip to Hollywood to visit my aunt (my father's stepsister) triggered me to watch Jay Leno's headlines until the bitter end when Jimmy Fallon took over for the Tonight Show.
I've watched these headlines over and over and I just continue to laugh so hard these were better times I miss Jay Leno so much he was so funny and so great and no one else will ever replace him
I know, right? This is about my third or fourth viewing of this episode.
I dunno. This bit is getting a little old. Even the audience gave most of these jokes a polite chuckle.
These old shows so much better than garbage on Network TV today.
No matter how many times I I watch these segments I always find myself laughing out loud. Bravo Jay and Kevin.
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Jay needs to give us all those headlines he could never read on network TV
When I arrived America about 2007, Jay Leno was still in his prime and Daniel Craig was just freshly started his first and best Bond film. I think this time was pure gold.
These are a riot, I miss Jay.
Used to watch him every night
Jay Leno was funnier, faster and classier than David Letterman.
Love watching these takes me back to clean decent TV with decent hosts. Love Jay Leno.
Jay should still be the host of the Tonight Show.
I used to love Headlines! I miss Leno. I don't watch anymore late night shows. It's just not the same.
Right!! Jay was the Best!!!( Fallon schmalon!!)
I too miss the old days when I watched Jay on late night. Headlines and Jaywalking were my favorite. #misstheclassics
@@mariofernandez7227 Loved headlines!!
Agreed
My mom is the same way With them I liked certain segments. With Jay, I like Headlines and Jay Walking. With Jimmy I like Thank You Notes and the song parodies.
I MISS Headlines Monday nights. Grade school memories of 5 minutes of laughing before bedtime then passing them along to my buddies the next morning. The hilarious wedding names were a category of their own. :)
Thanks so much for doing this compilation, one of the best videos on TH-cam! :)
I never cared for the wedding name segment myself. He should have had this on every night it never gets old. however there's probably a lotta work involved here. he hasta come up with a comment on almost every one of them. and some of those comments & expressions are funnier than the subject matter. yeah on occasion Kevin sneaks in a snide, hilarious comment himself. They made a great team. How long was Leno on after Kevin left? wow 5 more years it wasn't the same after Kevin...
@@leecowell8165 He's a pro.
i grew up watching the tonight show. mom and dad watched it every night, especially good during jr high and high school i could stay up later and watch conan after jay leno.. good times
I miss these.
This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. Love Jay's humor.😊
I remember watching this run of Headlines weekly. The Squirrel in a Wheelchair headline still kills me after almost 13 years.
And they even have a door it can open!
I actually cried when he left and Headlines was gone. I always laughed so much, and it would brighten up my week. Nobody is as funny to me. Miss him.
Cried? Jesus.
So MUCH better than Jimmie Fallon!
This is loads better than the late night crapola we have now!
@JIGS UP same with saturday night live the originals made it so popular it will be hard to kill. but not even funny now
James Corden is more tolerable. The rest of them engage in too much politicking like nothing else is going on in the world. Goes to show how bad late night comedy writers are these days.
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I always enjoyed this segment on this show. Sooo funny !!!
All I do is laugh my a- off!!! Jays comments are hysterical!!😂😂🤣🤣😁🙋♀️♥️
Damn tootin'. The 'Pet of the Week' bit at 36:30 actually gave me stomach aches from laughing. Super!
What makes these so great is Jay's comments. this guy is hilarious with his delivery, expressions. When he was kicked off the show I never watched another one.... the end of an era & NOT replaceable.
What really makes this skit work is Jay's comments. He carries the gag to its fullest.
The best when he laughs before the add.
And Kevin’s laugh
Imagine jimmy fallon just reading one after another without any comments and the world thinking he’s the funniest person on late night
I think Jay milked the bit too much. If the bit is funny, allow it to be funny. The buildup, the "after explain"... It's NOT supposed to be about Jay being funny. He's not doing stand up. It's supposed to be about funny HEADLINES. If they're funny, they should be funny with NOBODY reading them. A great demonstration is when he says "I'm not even gonna read this one". That's always the funniest one in the bunch.
But then again, some people want more explanation of the joke to get the humor.
Takes all kinds.
Yup!
Half of these wouldn't even be allowed on the air anymore because people would be too offended.
I miss Jay. When late night used to be great.
Johnny Carson was,too. Before him,Ed Sullivan show had been on. Way before my time.
Born in '73. I remember the days when anyone could listen to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on the clock radio!
Without ever turning on the TV.
Those were good time LS for me.
funny headlines + jay's deliverance + good crowd + my man kevin laughing his ass off = perfect
I had no idea I was going through the good ol days back then...
I miss those days watching these every time they come on… great tv programming
I really can't believe some of those wedding names. Some of those last names are unbelievable to begin with but then they somehow found each other and happened to have found each other and have a weird combo of last names.
Weird names are not that unusual. Where I live I’ve found a few people whose last name is the German word for fox. I’m afraid to say their name because, you know. Names like Hickey, Butts, and Colon are somewhat common too. Then I’ve learned some middle eastern women have the name Negar, which I think is pretty in their languages but English speakers would hesitate to say aloud. My name would end up on Headlines if I ever did anything worth publishing in a newspaper.
The wedding announcements are always hysterical!
MOVE THE COW!!!! My favorite line ever!! Lol
YES!!!!! GET SOME STEAKS AND BURGERS!!!
Watching this because real life now is just too depressing
agree
Hope u feeling better
Man, Laying down stoned watching this before bed was the best in high school.
@@Catholicophobia Hell yeah. Leno was the best.
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My monday nights weren't complete unless I've watched this! I remember Jay said something like "all jokes must go!" when there was about a month left before he retired, that's when it really hit me that this fun ride was about to end
It's all over now!
The wedding names are just hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never cared for that segment myself. Maybe its just a male thing.
2 of my teachers were featured on that segment. Laura Sharpe and Stan Harder.
Thanks for making this continuous without any commercials
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I love the way Kevin Eubanks laugh’s
I love headlines. Headlines always made me laugh. Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were the best hosts of the tonight show.
In the previous comments people talked about the "newer, younger audience" that Fallon appeals to...I'm not so sure, because it seems that Fallon's Tonight show is like Seth Myers' show that follows it - it serves largely as a means of promoting other Lorne Michaels produced programming, and also to promote the various projects that past and present SNL cast members are involved in. Take a look at an average month's worth of guests on both Fallon's and Myers' shows; sometimes as much as 1/3 of their shows' guests are either past or present SNL cast members. That's the biggest difference between late night TV in 2007 and today - Lorne Michaels and Broadway Video's direct involvement in it.
Remember Ed Ames on the show with Carson? the hatched throwing skit! I could NOT stop laughing because that was most certainly not rehearsed!
LAUGHING so hard I hurt...he is just the best!!
I sent something in that Jay had on the show. I was doing crossword puzzles and I noticed before I started a new one, it had a 4-letter answer and the clue was “Leno has a big one.”
Wow, that hour just flew by!
These videos are the equivalent of strawberry cheesecake: highly concentrated and indulgent.
thank you so much for uploading this. so bingeworthy!
Thank you for sharing this with us. Really enjoyed Jay.
the husband is a clown then
Oh, I miss him so much. I’m dying 😹
Laura hooked me up with an incredible ride!
I was so Glad when Jay used an article that I sent him for " Headlines"!
Which one did you send?
@@arnavbhamburkar hey! If u ever see it, I mailed him a funny article from the " weekly world news", that said " alien from another planet gives birth to Jay Leno's baby!"
I sent one too! It aired but I haven’t seen it on here yet.
I still love Jay! He was the absolute best!😂
Jay's "policeman" voice always makes me laugh
I love headlines! They are my "lullaby".
Love headlines segment on jay leno tonight show
I love Kevin Eubanks comment about "NAACP" Basketball 🏀! (It's ALMOST the SAME THING Jay!!! 😆 😂 🤣) 44:07
Great to see some fresh clips. I search for Headlines when I need a laugh, and these did not disappoint. Thank you so much for sharing.
"Eat kids free" got me. Great times these were.
Back when life was good and jokes were just jokes.
And people didn’t look to be offended
Thank you. The headlines segments were always the best!!!
I agree. Headlines was the only thing I'd stay up for on Jay Leno ;)
Michelle Cena always hoped he'd have a police blotter in it. Those always made me laugh
This is a MUST SEE AND MUCH NEEDED! More please! Thank you so much!
I never watched Jay on the Tonight Show, was a Letterman guy. But these videos are making me wish I had checked it out. Jay is one funny man.
Ditto
Jay Leno is funnier than David Letterman by a mile.
Thank you so much. Really enjoyed these when first aired - some have improved with age. Also, Jay and Kev really get on so well (always evident in the superb Beyondo sketches). Thank you again.
One of my favorite segments on Jay Leno.
Thanks! I've seen the older posts of Headlines so many times that I know the jokes, so it's great to see some new ones posted. The older ones though, are still funny.
Great memories thanks. Had weekly calls with my aging mom about headlines. Especially weddings. Takes me back to great laughs.
I LOVED that newspaper "correction"! I've still got the giggles! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
The Trump/Rosie feud actually did last longer than the war in Iraq! lol
Dude, there never was a war in Iraq. It was an invasion by the U.S military. And Network Jay sucks sweaty ball sacks. Collector Jay is cool though.
I miss Jay and Kevin.
Don't know if you're aware of this, but Jay & Kevin have a syndicated game show together. It's an updated version of the old Groucho Marx show You Bet Your Life.
Jay, you were the best, I miss you!
I agree! Jay was so good on the tonight show; headlines, 99 cent store, police blotters, and my fave, when he & Terry Bradshaw would pick at each other! Miss Jay, I quit watching when he left, cant Stand fallon!
Literally could watch the leather gum case one on loop for days
I miss this segment.
Never watched Leno.
“Free Squirrel In A Wheelchair” got me.
The knife/fork> KNORK finished me off.
This is awesome👍
Few things say classy like a personalized leather gum case. That's when you know you've hit the big time😁.
Singles can still enjoy VD!
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That’s why Jay Leno is Mr. #1
I come here when I want to laugh and pretend Im back in better days
What do they have? A Sirlion bigger than Jay Leno's chin!!
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Me too. When times seemed better.
life is hard and i 100% agree i think we should have the technology to make android copies of people we love
some people deserve to live forever and jay is at the top of my list we are 18 months in this pandemic i don't blame people
for having covid fatigue I'm tired of that stupid mask as well but rebelling will not make the virus go away
I want that gum case.
"It's G spot barbershop. It's funny how men can find the place!"
Me: LMAO SO TRUE!
Finally! Some new ones. Thank you!
dude u are doing Gods work uploading these thank you!!!!!!!
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Jay has a nice voice.
I really miss the segments where they do the gas station news talking to people pumping gas
I remember the cat muzzle one. I believe when I saw that one I was in the studio audience of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno that night :)
I could watch theese all day
June Lockhart was also the "Lost in Space mom," she turned 95 this past June...wonder if she was named after the month
I once saw a wedding announcement for Swallows-Cox.
I love the one about the dead cow on the road and the way Jay says move the cow really loud.so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Jay was the best
Headlines is one of the funniest segments on Leno.
Jay is a natural par excellance!
Now we need some jaywalking compilation ones...
Loved Jaywalking too....how did Jay's mind work?!?
God, I miss Jay Leno hosting the Tonight Show.
Just like with SNL when Will Ferrel left, I stopped watching The Tonight Show when Jay left. I tried to continue watching but something always felt off.
ALL the shows have gone down the toilet, SNL, Late Night, etc, they're all hollow, political correctness enslaved crap.
Andrew Tornadoboy 💯
After watching , I notice Leno mentions his dyslexia in every video.
6:58 "Each day Humble supplies enough energy to melt 7 million tons of glacier. This giant glacier has remained un-melted for centuries yet the petroleum energy Humble supplies can melt it at a rate of 80 tons per second."
Thank you so much! U absolutely made our night! We laughed so hard!
Jay was the best
I miss all these..
Headlines were the best!