Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 12

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  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    14:00 That "butt honey" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and Kev's reaction is perfect 😂

  • @finchkid716
    @finchkid716 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “…taken from garbage can.” I scream-laughed so hard, I thought I needed to go to the hospital.

  • @raiderfandew
    @raiderfandew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Back when TV was funny.

  • @markd6634
    @markd6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    All of the late night hosts from the past were so much better than today. Carson, Leno, Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson. I sure wish i could go back to those times.

    • @cameronrobinson3933
      @cameronrobinson3933 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is such a true statement. I really wish they would have never messed with the lineup of Jay Leno followed by Conan O'Brien. And I'm don't think Jay Leno deserves the hate that it gets for the whole debacle I think he was a victim in the whole situation as well

    • @2XCLR8
      @2XCLR8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I second that! I like Jimmy Fallon and his brand of comedy but The Tonight show is not for him. I do love The Roots, great band choice.

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I really liked Johnny Carson and Jay Leno. I don't like the other ones that you mentioned.

  • @Justacogg
    @Justacogg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My wife and I miss these days so much!

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These were some of the best headlines, so funny…😂

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The line "I'm salivating, I heard the bell." Is deeper than it may sound, at first.

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Jay and Kevin were really working well in this segment. Give me a like if you think they should be reunited for a comeback!!😀

  • @brandi37
    @brandi37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I miss Jay Leno's show

  • @yokiryuchan7655
    @yokiryuchan7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Someone stole my car so now I don't drive" is my favorite lol

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv ปีที่แล้ว

      She also started to recycle

  • @zmitch88
    @zmitch88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Headlines. Baby.

  • @johnquintmatt1986
    @johnquintmatt1986 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always loved it when Jay would ask, "what is that??"

  • @Karen-ug3xq
    @Karen-ug3xq ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All I can say is thanks for the belly laughs and many of them! Made my day❤

  • @lordvalentine471
    @lordvalentine471 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was great it made me laugh

  • @eastwood1026
    @eastwood1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Teach Engish as a second language” 😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe learn it as a first language first.

  • @earlyrisercrafting2578
    @earlyrisercrafting2578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love these, thank you 😊

  • @DonnaBrooks
    @DonnaBrooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    13:04 He DOES look like Marley's ghost in "A Christmas Carol"! LMAO! These Jay Leno Headlines clips are hilarious! Thanks for uploading them! [ETA: AKIVA?! AKIVA?!] [ETA: "WHINE & CHEESE".... "We don't like this cheese!" LOL!]

  • @justina9137
    @justina9137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember as a kid in our local newspaper there was a wright Tunnel wedding and I so wanted to send that to Jay to see if it got used. Never did though. Still kicking myself

  • @KiKiabout
    @KiKiabout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Funny... Thank you

  • @RoundTownWithMike
    @RoundTownWithMike ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Leno said "Isn't that Keith Carradine" I am pretty sure he meant to say "David Carradine! LOL

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:12 That is the most Canadian thing ever. Of course it would be in the Ottawa newspaper 😂

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like something from Monty Python lmao

  • @nancykolonich2531
    @nancykolonich2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Miss Kevin's laugh too

  • @bikersoncall
    @bikersoncall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:54 Wedding announcements , too funny ..

  • @rickshark3783
    @rickshark3783 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:10 You child has passed.

  • @adavis634
    @adavis634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Stop calling the cops on me”! I still remember seeing that when it first aired.

  • @Mintman83
    @Mintman83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The pitcher of poop had me laughing so hard, I know it’s immature.

  • @esmereldahipswitch
    @esmereldahipswitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun stuff

  • @stephensafraniii3396
    @stephensafraniii3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2022,the year of proofreading.

  • @shinseihaha
    @shinseihaha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I am dying laughing

  • @JasonSmith-vj1de
    @JasonSmith-vj1de 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:59 That one made me think of what my wife told me about her grandma. Her grandma would give the dog a bath in the kitchen sink and her grandma didn't stop doing that because nobody had died.

  • @blindman9600
    @blindman9600 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Remember when late night shows were actually funny?

  • @zmitch88
    @zmitch88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Helll yeah.......$$$$

  • @natashamiller4860
    @natashamiller4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny side note, the church I went to when I was a kid had a set of cribs just like the ones shown at the 20:30 mark. It was the 80’s. 😂

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We have those things for our dogs to help them into our truck.
    The apology one had me laughing so hard.
    I just realized. It's from Canada!

  • @ericsmith8373
    @ericsmith8373 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A tenderloin bigger than Jay Leno's face. Did you notice it says "When his mouth is not open?"

  • @realDBshop
    @realDBshop ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gross-Pantti wedding 😮😂😂😂🎉

  • @nobleharvey9935
    @nobleharvey9935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I own at least half of this stuff! It's still good! Sure the snuggle is funny, but it's great too!

  • @dcnascarboy0514
    @dcnascarboy0514 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    28:53 AKA a nursing home

  • @gregspain6855
    @gregspain6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @ 24:14 ,J ,cats don't have arms,those are legs Jay.

  • @JeffJadrich
    @JeffJadrich ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:18

  • @daveagustin4850
    @daveagustin4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *drew carey 'whose line is it anyway' voice*:" tonights winner: the cat at 31:20

  • @KaRLa66626
    @KaRLa66626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And just so you know: I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A "HOBO"!!! I just wouldn't call it that.
    I've seen those baby beds (the "cages"); and they work. THAT should be the goal.

  • @patrickwilson3990
    @patrickwilson3990 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    16:30 I expected to hear "Dueling Banjos".

  • @zmitch88
    @zmitch88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol

  • @ellendolber2765
    @ellendolber2765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They have pasties in England, sort of like a pot roast calzone. UK folks feel free to correct me.

    • @natashamiller4860
      @natashamiller4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ireland, Scotland, England and Wales all have varieties of pasties. It is basically an individual meat (sometimes with mashed potatoes and veggies) pastry or pie. They have other varieties as well…it is a very diverse meal.

    • @MGrant-dx2tj
      @MGrant-dx2tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The UK pastry is pronounced 'pass-teez' and not 'pace-teez'.

  • @Norm100ful
    @Norm100ful 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “John Doe had his identity stolen.”

  • @The804ever
    @The804ever ปีที่แล้ว

    😂that alarm clock add 👍👌

  • @ryanhull1381
    @ryanhull1381 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:21 The guy said when asked about what he would change about his hometown, "Get rid of the older generation". No wonder his neighbors keep calling the cops on him!

  • @catatonicbug7522
    @catatonicbug7522 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3 black convicts - they're fish! They need a new home!

  • @johnrowley3721
    @johnrowley3721 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 An even bigger concern would be if this place said that they do children’s birthday parties! 😃👍

  • @peanutbutterisfu
    @peanutbutterisfu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:12 people call the cops for every single thing. When I was younger my buddies and I lived together and we had a neighbor that called the cops every time we had people over on Saturdays it was so bad that the last few times the cops came over there said they were sorry because they couldn’t hear us until we opened the door. They went to the neighbors house to tell her if she makes one more false complaint she will be arrested. Then she started calling parking enforcement so we got parking tickets because we parked on the street which was only legal at night time in the winter. She tried calling the city saying my Jeep was bringing down the property value so I wrote fuck you and a big penis in spray paint and the cops tried to give me a ticket and I said that’s against my constitutional rights so they didn’t. Then that neighbor gets stuck in a snow bank and I pulled her out and she said thank you and she asked where I lived I said the house with the Jeep you says was bringing down the property value. She never called the cops again.

  • @jimnfl7134
    @jimnfl7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:06 LMAO at that apology that DOESN'T Make Sense LOL! 8:51 She found the Fountain of Youth I think LOL! 15:15 I suggest you move!

  • @kingofnothing1433
    @kingofnothing1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That little girl's mother works at a bank so she can get free money. What a coincidence. Bank robbers work at the same place for the same reason.🥴

  • @jasonsmith8300
    @jasonsmith8300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:31 I like the look on the dogs face

  • @zmitch88
    @zmitch88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lol

  • @awildawallace5837
    @awildawallace5837 ปีที่แล้ว

    👍

  • @bobbylee2853
    @bobbylee2853 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:18 What if she really does look like that. Also, the one to the right!😮

  • @kateclark7250
    @kateclark7250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too funny

  • @davidmahan4000
    @davidmahan4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 1:40 1:59

  • @blondegypsy8525
    @blondegypsy8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂

  • @chuckfan1
    @chuckfan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Stop editing these
    Just let them play through
    It ruins the flow of it

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a best of, meaning they are taken from different episodes.

  • @markproulx1472
    @markproulx1472 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin!

  • @famareal7973
    @famareal7973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kkkkkkkkkk

  • @asianfireflie
    @asianfireflie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    🍿🍫🍭

  • @adavis634
    @adavis634 ปีที่แล้ว

    28:18

  • @richardkosoff711
    @richardkosoff711 ปีที่แล้ว

    People change. LOL

  • @kevinbasden9896
    @kevinbasden9896 ปีที่แล้ว

    Suppose if Jay Leno followed up on all the jabs about his face he'd be a rich man.

  • @AJTwo
    @AJTwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it just me or does Jeff Burns at 5:35 look like Al Gore?

  • @mrserious55
    @mrserious55 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that cat is asleep

  • @leafeater5453
    @leafeater5453 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jay Leno was the last great late night talk show host! Fallon's "comedy" is too soft and juvenile. There's no substance to his "jokes" and the delivery of them is lousy. All the others are nothing but politics. Viewers used to turn to these shows to escape from the incessant bullshit of politics for at least an hour and focus on something else and having a good laugh

  • @Angry.General1461
    @Angry.General1461 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:12 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @TrevorMoses312
    @TrevorMoses312 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gross-Panti wedding 😆😆

  • @kevinbasden9896
    @kevinbasden9896 ปีที่แล้ว

    Light brown standing on the toilet seat stinky brown clay.

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    30:17 body shaming

    • @natashamiller4860
      @natashamiller4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jay just stated a fact. Nobody said they weren’t nice nor did anyone make fun of them.. Are you saying they aren’t nice?? 😉😁

  • @terrence2309
    @terrence2309 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kayak lol

  • @kennysherrill6542
    @kennysherrill6542 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back when Jay used to be funny and not a Biden supporter 😵‍💫

    • @jimnfl7134
      @jimnfl7134 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      doesn't the entire NBC lineup not support Trump?

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't think that Jay Leno would be stupid enough to support Biden or any other Democrat, including now.

  • @adavis634
    @adavis634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:15