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im glad damien is already a regular narrator again
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i dont wanna be annoying but how the HELL does this comment have over 200 likes
You get a lot of likes meat riding no hate
@@wyzolol because you spoke facts
For the green peace post, I assume the industrial fishing uses nets that drag along the bottom of the ocean to scoop up fish, and the boulders get in the way
Yeah but the funny thing is that it had absolutely zero effect on anything, but hey any climate protestor is obviously on the more retarded side of things
Correct, the nets get caught on the boulders, causing a great deal of damage to the nets
Yeah the net is dragged across the ocean floor and the boulder will prevent them from retrieving the net or cage. What most don't know is how this type of over fishing is destroying coral reefs across the world hereby destroying eco systems that have massive effects on the rest of the worlds oceans.
I thought the fish would swim away so to the impact but I’m dumb and this is more logical and correct
Glad I looked for this comment before posting it myself. Yes, this.
For the boulders stopping fishing thing: Trawl nets require open seafloor without obstructions. Large obstructions like boulders in an area popular for trawl net fishing break the nets and provide places for sealife to hide. It's actually a very smart and eco-friendly method, as generally the wildlife just adapts around the boulders without issue.
That one fish that gets sniped by a random boulder:
@@FishyTheKobold Skill issue
I was thinking like, isn't one of the reasons for trawling being bad that it destroys coral? What about boulders dropped on the coral? xd
I guess maybe these boulders are for areas where there is no coral, just to fight over-fishing.. That is good.
@@zeniittinen I really doubt there is a coral reef off the coast of Cornwall. Reefs don't like cold/temperate water.
@@zeniittinen
Also you shouldn't compare a few 1x2m rocks falling one time to the ocean floor to ground nets 500m wide getting pulled like 10 or 20 Kilometers over the ground, regularly, destroying everything in the way.
Those rocks have literally 0.0000001% impact on ocean live compared to those nets. And if it stops the fishers from fishing there because they know (maybe after first or second time) they gonna loose their nets there, it helps creating a safe zone for fish populations to recover.
Just a PSA to prevent any future panic attacks on flights.
While mid-air, you have nothing to fear when someone starts freaking out and tries to open the door. It would take an ungodly level of physical strength to push back against the pressure of the wind force keeping the door shut.
The windows could theoretically be broken with some type of weapon. Thought it would be several layers that would need to be broken.
Should this happen on your flight, you are safe to look at them like they're crazy instead of panicking while the flight attendants secure the problematic passenger
Except when crazy peopel DO manage to open them.
@@toneprime3622 The has only ever been one recorded account of it happening. This happened at 700 feet above the airport when the plane was coming down to land.
When at this low of an altitude difference, the difference in air pressure is much lower making it only possible in roughly the last ten minutes of landing and the first few minutes of takeoff. Fatalities and catastrophic interference are also dramatically less likely under the same conditions resulting in minor injuries from wind force knocking luggage out (so keep your carry-on light?) And this still requires above average strength.
Source: The experts breakdown of the investigation when interviewed. See Google for more information.
I promise you, you are in dramatically more danger in a personal vehicle than when traveling on a plane.
Source: I work as a convenience store clerk, where I sell alcohol all day to people that drive off and then drive back within my shifts for more alcohol and if they aren't impaired enough for it to be noticeable on the crappy cameras then I can't do anything cause alcohol is #2 behind the fuel pumps for what generates revenue.
I did see something about someone managing to open the door during a flight a couple weeks ago. They weren't at cruising altitude, I think they were half way through their descent if I recall correctly. There was a video of the passengers being tormented by the wind leaking through the open door.
@@jkolbly1they were very close to landing. At that point, sure, there might be some annoying wind, but there's nothing to worry about because there's no pressure difference
@@toneprime3622only when they're on the ground or very close to the ground. People who are worried about this are worried about explosive decompression and things getting sucked out - it is literally impossible to open the door at the altitude necessary for that
Damien's a great narrator for ChaoticGood, because honestly, he is exactly that! The man's a hilarious nut on his streams and so fun to listen to :D
He really is a chaotic good force, and such a personality that we love on emkay because of his jokes and his laughter
It's just nice seeing damien back in general
I hate your profile pic.
excuse me _what on his streams_
@@demonjake4172 he acts coo coo crazy
So now that Damien is a semi-regular narrator my question is when will Zach make an appearance?
I'd love to see the ol' Gmod group back together.
and the reason why this is so destructive the the wild life is that you also destroy the habitats for the future generations wich leads to less fish wich means dat the fishermen wil fish somewhere els and destroy things there to, the problem keeps growing
@@jorps6599mate you replied to the wrong comment 💀
I want to see them both in a video again
@@casesater no, he replied to the right one. We can't keep ignoring the impact Zach is having on our vital ecosystems
lol
@@casesater
The chalking to see if the cars moved isn't about burglary. It's about fining the owners for "eyesores".
Occasionally, it's just about the HOA trying to get more fees because they can.
Just fine the HOA for chalk mark eyesores.
It's not about fining people for eyesores. It's about controlling parking when parking is in short supply, and sometimes about dealing with abandoned vehicles
@@valerierodger Yup, in my city street-parked vehicles can only technically be parked in the same place for three days. Pretty sure it isn't actually enforced, though.
lots of apartment complexes do something similar, they people who live there pay for parking passes and others can only park for 10 hours without moving, it's mainly to keep parking open for people who live there
We have this saying here in Italy that goes: "Chi va a Roma perde la poltrona" which stands for: "Who goes to Rome looses the armchair!" or even better: "Who goes to Rome looses the throne". It's usually used by children and siblings when siblings leave unattended seats. It's to say that they went away and left the empty seat so they are going to sit in it now. And it doesn't matter if they sat there before. Because they chose to get up and leave. And they can't expect to find the same seat empty still.
Very interesting!
There's also the Spanish version: "El que se fue a Sevilla perdió su silla"
It pretty much replaces Rome with Sevilla and Throne with Chair
In Brazil it's "Foi à feira perdeu a cadeira" or "Went to the fair, lost the chair".
In Brazil we say "foi namorar perdeu o lugar" which means "went dating Lost you place"
in germany we say "aufgestanden, platz vergangen" which translates to "(you) got up, the space is gone" in a fun, eloquent way that rhymes, tho I prefer to say "Arsch hoch, Platz weg" when I am with more casual company and it translates to "ass up, spot gone", which is significantly more crude but makes little kids giggle. I love how many cultures seem to have a specific phrase to say "you got up so you dont have a claim on the spot anymore, sucks to suck but it doesn't matter that your butt wa parked there before.", this just shows that we are all not as different as we might think
I discovered that if you report blatant animal abuse videos on Facebook, you'll get a message back saying that it doesn't go against their company guidelines. 👍
Because that isn't fucked up in the slightest. My mood has officially been killed.
@@zdelrod829 I'll describe what i saw. It was Easter. Newborn bunnies were put into fake eggs. They held the bunny up and dropped the egg so it looked like she was birthing it. They were dropping baby bunnies and people were freaking laughing about it.
@@AbrasiveSpongebob That's fucked up on *so* many levels.
@@zdelrod829 oh yeah it was. And there's more than that out there. I quit Facebook really quickly
Never liked Facebook anyway
1:22
Deep sea fishing uses a net or cage to scrape along the ocean floor to catch fish.
The boulder disrupts this by snagging the net/cage preventing it from moving and catching more fish.
Also probably scares fish away
@@DeathnoteBB the boulder sits there, why would fish be scared of a boulder that fell down one day and then never moved
not to forget, the industry was illegally fishing in a protected ocean area, while the nets totally destroy the ocean floor because they are dragged over it with weights. It takes decades for the wildlife to get back to that level it had been before drag net fishing
The practice is called 'trawling'. While Green Peace is basically the PETA of environmentalism, I do approve of anything that punishes fuckwits who do horrible shit for profit.
and probably scares the fish
the man that kicked the kitten deserved the whole neighborhood whaling on him
correct me if I'm wrong but if this was in egypt, the man would have been killed.
@@justonechessguy No, you don't get the death penalty for hurting a cat in egypt. From what I could find, it seems like you could get up to a year in prison for killing a cat, and it seems like that would be the same penalty for other animals as well.
It was correct in ancient Egypt, though I couldn't tell you when they stopped doing it.
thanks, I knew it was something like that@@33link333
@@33link333cats were sacred animals, as were most things. Especially the Pharaoh’s animals. You touch them without permission, you die.
17:37 when even the bugler is just dumb struck, you know you need some help.
An English teacher at my high school had a story about the most chaotic good student he had. Maybe the story was fake, but he told it multiple years in a row and the info always matched so who knows, but he had this really brilliant kid in his class that knew how to hack. One day, all of a sudden, several men in black suits and the principal come into his classroom while he was teaching, and dragged the student out. A few days later, he returns to class and he tells my teacher what happened. Apparently, both his parents worked in a hospital, where he hacked into the system, and erased several people's medical debt. And, because he was a minor, all he had to do was 1. Show them how he did it, and 2. Undo what he did, and he basically got off scott free.
He used his skills for a good thing even if it is technically illegal. The debt shoulda just been let go lol. Glad he didn't have to go to jail or anything though.
Not as dramatic or impactful admittedly, but given the jrotc folks had my sibling show them how to hack into the grade database while we were in high school (there were a couple folks and somehow they all managed to lock out their database), I'm open to the hospital story potentially being true
shame he had to undo the debt erasure
Imagine going into the hospital to pay off your debt, and being told "I'm sorry, but you don't have any outstanding debt."
a lot of the time these systems are practically undefended. their only real defense is that most people don't know how they work.
First one - You do that with state protect trees, check your local state/county websites for listings or ask reputable tree removalists and /or arborists. I can also guarantee that all native species of trees in your country are protected in one way or another. Also, remember to take a photo of the tree being there and its date and time stamped. Then when you check and find the tree has been removed, file a complaint against the property owner if you are looking for some revenge.
Revenge for what? They didn’t ask for a tree
@@DeathnoteBBtreelaw. If someone complains about the loss of a protected tree in an area, it is sometimes required to not just replace the tree with another, but sometimes even more. So the cost of cutting the tree down/replacing the trees with multiples.... it's super inconvenient.
@@eliassmith27So... Being an ecoterrorist by planting protected trees in places that can potentially cause property damage, got it
@@FurryQueenYT reminds me of that "pro" tip where you plant endangered flowers over the spot you buried the body to make it so it's not dug up later
@@FurryQueenYTthat was my immediate thought at the start of the video
One of the houses my family lived out when I was a kid had a tree whose Roots grew into the septic tank and basically ruined the basement of the house
I can only imagine how bad things could get bringing in a tree that wasn't originally planned around
I'm recovering from an awful meltdown where I was very decided to unlive myself, taken to see a psychiatrist at the hospital but it took so long I left and went home.
Today I sat for some coffee and stumbled upon this video and it made me laugh so hard, I loved all the stories!
Thank you all so much for being a light in the middle of this dark fucked up world.
I wish you luck in a recovery.
Big W
glad you were here to watch the video! wish u luck and a speedy recovery!
I hope you’re doing ok! Please remember you’re a cool human who deserves to live
Lol
The tire chalk thing is to see if a cars moved within a set amount of time. If you haven't moved your car they fill write you a parking ticket..
How it works is they'll mark the tires in a certain direction and if the car moves it's very unlikely likely the mark will be in the same orientation when you park again
Absolutely! The stated "reason" for this is so that you don't keep a junk(no running) vehicle in a spot someone else could use.
@@LessaCaira as someone who works on cars this gets a massive BOOOOOO from me
technically this is a 4th amendment violation assuming American
It is also to make sure no "extra heartbeats" are living in the property than it is legally allowed. Usually immigrant families will house their friends (legal or illegal) to hugely save on rent, who are not supposed to be living there/the city don't have record proof of residence of those extra people for that area.
@@fakenailsMaaaaaaan, what dystopia are y'all living in?!
Greenpeace bolder explanation:
Industrial fishing oftentimes used massive nets that drag along the seafloor, and the boulders greenpeace drops rip the nets or force them up from the bottom of the ocean
Also, this specific action from Greenpeace was done bcs the industry was illegally fishing in a protected sea area because it is a very diverse spawning ground with lots of natural ressources, but that is capitalism, so greenpeace went and dropped some boulders.
So many Damien videos recently! Glad he's risen up from the grave!
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"you wouldn't believe the things I've seen....."
Honestly the fact that HOA are actualy a thing is crazy to me, like I if you tried to pull something like that in germany you would just get laughed at. Note, i only speak of my own knowledge maybe they do exist here in germany and i never have heard of them, closes thing i know is the city telling you to cut your hedge if it starts growing on the sidewalk or road
I think the problem in the US is that there is such a lack of regulations/enforcement about unsightly properties and land use that people turn to HOAs so that they don't have to worry about, for example, a neighbour turning their property into a junkyard and the city not doing anything about it
@@valerierodgerok, but why is it anyone’s business but the homeowners if they turn their yard into a junkyard? Genuine question
@@laravincent5659
1. Unsightly is not just unpleasant to live near, it lowers the value of neighbouring properties. Imagine the biggest investment of your life losing half its value because of your neighbour.
2. Environmental hazard. Junkyards are tightly controlled for a reason. Even more of a concern if you are on a well.
3. Fire hazard.
4. Health hazard. Not just from what might be in that junk pile, but also the pests and vermin it attracts - as well as whatever they might be carrying.
That's just off the top of my head. I have no doubt there are more
@@valerierodger worst part about hoa tho: its never a junkyard. its a bin, or that one sentimental decoration
9:44 the roommate deserved it
200%
1:10 basically deep fishing involes taking a large net and dragging it behind the ship
the net drags along the sea floor, as fish tend to actually avoid open ocean and will stay near objects (easier to hide).
So as it drags, it catches fish in massive quantities, and also damages the coral and other floor-dwelling sea life
you stick a massive boulder in the way that isn't going to break or be pulled along to and......... the net rips.. no more fish caught as they al get dropped out the hole when they pull the net back in
Also, the tire chalking thing at 5:36 is something that predatory towing companies and landlords use as "just cause" to tow vehicles away for fines and fees. Because they'll usually have written in fine print somewhere on the lease that "vehicles that have not moved in x amount of time will be considered abandoned and will be towed"
But the landlords don't own the street in front of the house.
@@REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI they dont, but if it's an apartment parking lot than all of those cars are now on private-property and can be practically towed on a whim.
as for the cars parked on the street, a lot of landlords are tyrants who hate not being in control of things like where people can park or not, so they do the chalking thing to be able to determine if a vehicle has been left there long enough to count as "abandoned" according to city ordinance/laws, giving them the right to call to have it towed either by the City or by a private towing company. a lot of them use private towing companies because it makes it easy to establish a towing scam/racket for some extra money for both parties
basically the scam i've seen before in one of my previous apartments was: the landlord determines a vehicle has been sitting long enough to be towed, calls a tow company they have a deal with. car gets towed and they charge the car's owner an exorbitant towing and return fee to get their car back. apartment owner gets a kickback from the towing company for the heads-up on the easy money tow.
even faster and leaner version of this scam is the Tire-Booting scam, where the apartment owner just boots "unauthorized vehicles" on his parking/property (and half the time they dont even OWN the property where the vehicle is kept) and refuses to unlock it for the car owner unless they get cash upfront.
the legality of both of these scams varies greatly, but factor in the fact that most cops can't be bothered to deal with "small time" crap like this in the inner-cities and people get away with it for literally YEARS, and often just get told to cut it out as a punishment when they do get noticed because again, cops cant be bothered.
@@REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBIIn private neighborhoods they do and in some places there are HOAs that enforce this stuff.
I can imagine their neighbour being an excellent cook when he's drunk compared to when he's sober
9:26 don't feel bad, dude. Anyone who kicks an animal deserves to get their ass beat. I'm not a violent person, but don't you dare let me see someone trying to hurt an animal around me. They will be spittin' teeth.
17:23 He isn't robin hood. He is Robin in Da Hood
6:45 I got traumatized as a kid by that dentist in little shop of horrors and I know for a (subjective) fact that you can't even compare this dentist to the little shop of horrors dentist.
1:15 here i will explain how deep fishing works and how this stops it:
Deep fishing is when fisher men with large boats will throw a large weighted net into the water and start their boat, it will catch fish by getting them tangled in the net. This type of fishing is very harmful as it destroys the under water eco system. The rocks stop it when the net gets caught on the large rock therefore preventing the net to continue
Small story short: loud noise
Fish hate loud noise
Runs away
1:00
The huge nets get caught on the boulders when sweeping the ground and lets the fish free.
This was an area where they put laws in place that were meant to stop people from fishing but they didn't do anything to enforce those laws.
4:15 He rolled a 1 on intelligence but rolled a 20 on luck.
nah probably the opposite, might've been knowledgeable but too poor for the degree needed for the position
@anthropyrequien6227 huh?
I imagined that the thumbnail's story was
Dad: I'm leaving for cigarettes
Son: Okay... Wait the gas station is closed! Is he abandoning me!?
Dad: I'm back!
Son: What? How?
Dad: Let's just say I made it harder than it's meant to be
7:16 Let's hope he's firing blanks :)
"The Return of Damien"
Happy to see him return! Him and his infectious laugh is something I missed :D
fun fact: the only emkay hand which is not present in the background is the middle finger as having it on screen the entire video could easily get it demonetised
ya I've noticed that too. glad I'm not the only one
16:32 Easily my favorite story, I aspire to be a burglar like that guy
20:34 omg I love how the old white guy is/looks like Robin
i know what you are
The woman duck taped to the seat on the plane was a Karen and was also charged like $80,000 and demanded to be 1st off the plane , staff made sure she was last off the plane and yes she was trying to open the door before fully landed
The greenpeace boulders disrupt a type of fishing called trawling where they run a net along the seabed, the boulders catch on the net and break it. Trawling is one of the most destructive types of fishing.
2:57 I'm sad he got arrested (given the picture on the right is at the police station). Like, okay yeah breaking and entering, but the guy freaking paid for the product he was there for!
Guess the lesson here is to wear a mask if you're going to prove on camera that you're going to pay for the product. And, of course, lock up after yourself so other people can't steal product after you.
If I recall correctly, there were other open stores in the area, and the way he broke in wasn't some clean picking of locks, but smashing in the door? Something like that anyway.
so damage of property
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He did $800 worth of damage to the store's front door though.
3:41 *uses the word 'chomos'
hey Damien you've been on the inside haven't you!
4:10
Damn, Teddy was a *SAVAGE*
Man it's like he's still with us, fly high Damien
Hell nah not this Dylan Ziktus guy all over again
A.I has gotten really advanced.
What@@Ocoro_
About chalking tires and Senior drivers...if the car don't move for 30+ days, you check on the vehicle owner.
I live in Senior housing, and management does the same thing with little marks on the carpets.
"Oops! Looks like 407 hasn't been opened since July...call the medical examiner!"
12:52 and I will think ahead so that when I do get abducted that the turd will not be solid and smell DISGUSTING.
17:32 bro is Robin Hood. Hopefully he doesn’t steal to much tho
5:27 Basically, if the cars don't move 'often enough' by the measure of the security guard, they would call to have it towed would be my guess.
Usually just a tickets unless it doesn't move in a long time
Normally most gated communities or communities that have security guards are HOAs.
So I don't know what was the point in a non HOA neighborhood hiring a security guard unless this is just a scam.
0:35 the car lights make it look like a thought bubble, like hes thinking about his toy grabber lmao
Well, obviously he’s thinking about his Dino grabber, who wouldn’t?
0:30 - I love trees. I don't love raking. Or the possibility that they'll fall on my house.
1:02 Basically Deep Fishing is dragging a big net on the sea floor. The boulders will snag the net so they either get stuck or rip the nets
11:15 I've worked at walmart for over 3 years. This will have the opposite effect. The managers walking by don't order stuff. They have people walk the aisles and scan any item that's empty on the shelf and order it. It doesn't matter if there's 500 cases of overstock in the back for that item.
1:09 I took an oceanography course so I can *kinda* explain this, but feel free to ask other questions about oceanography/correct anything I say here that might be wrong-
I think by 'deep fishing' they mean trawling, which is fishing by dragging a net on the ocean floor to catch fish that live there and is one of the popular methods for industrial fishing. The issue is that this damages a lot of the ocean floor's ecosystem since the weights that keep the net at the bottom drag along the ground. So maybe the boulders are meant to get the nets caught on them and rip them so less boats fish there, preventing damage to that region of sea floor?
That's my best explanation/guess but love the chaotic good for the ocean (and in general)! :D
1:17 the industrial fishing systems use large nets that scrape the bottom, catching everything, which kills coral and other plants, these boulders would break and get the nets stuck
I will never tire of listening to Damien. Thank you for coming back and bringing joy to everyone ❤
1:16 any sort of extremely loud sound underwater will change the behaviour of fish by causing them to leave the area. Such a large boulder is going to result in a very loud noise in a changing habitat and deep sea level which will result in the fish changing where they normally spend time this massively disrupt fishing that is often reliant on fish clusters being at certain locations at specific times.
Nope, they are there to protect the fishes and sea floor from the nets.
Fishes do like big stones as they offer protection.
@@molybdaen11 Its both if the group was dropping the stones on a day where the nets were being cast.
Why do people do this crap, they do realize people need to eat right?
@@REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI Because the deep net fishing destroys the habitats and killed to many aduld fish which leads to fewer fish to catch in the future.
@@REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI 1) Fish farms exist these fishing operations are entirely unnecessary.
2) Fishing like this insures that future generations wont be able to eat because they destroy vital ecosystems
3) many of these fishermen refuse to follow even the most basic of regulations meaning they destroy the ability for others to eat as much as they put food on the table.
19:02 Man really did it. he is THE guy. the ultimate homie. the best man anyone could ask for
One of these is my post. You have no idea how excited this made me. I'm depressed and this gave me soooo much seratonin. My husband is asleep so I called my mom and told her. She doesn't quite understand but she's happy for me. Thank you emkay. You made my weekend!
Which post?
14:04 if neighborhood streets were designed better, this wouldn't even be necessary
Hey, Damien’s back
Where did he go and why?
Yippee
@@djentity303Home.
can’t believe it
never thought i’d see the day
5:32 chalking the tires is just to see how long someone has been parked somewhere. Say a car’s parked, and you chalk the tires, if you come back in, say 4 hours and the chalk is still there, then you know they haven’t moved
I believe that baseline understanding was achieved but I think the larger question he/we are asking is what they’d do with that information. If that area isn’t an HOA that would be worried about such things… why else would they need to know how long the cars are parked?
If I got my gun stolen from me by someone wielding a toy Dino grabber, I'd be turning in my badge in shame.
5:33 I believe that traffic/parking control or security companies put lines of chalk on car tires so that, if the line is in the same place the next time they check, they can confirm the car hasn't moved, and then they can fine the owner or have the car towed for violating certain parking laws (being there too long?). So yeah if you see chalk on people's tires, and you don't hate those people, wash it off.
Alternatively if you know that tire-chalking is a thing in your neighborhood, you can potentially use it against people you have beef with.
The Man, The myth, the legend, HES BACK
Damien was (and still is) my favorite narrator for Emkay. Glad to see him back. Hopefully this means r/roastme will return.
1:11 they'll sometimes scrape nets across the ocean floor to pick up fish. The boulders probably block the nets
Industrial fishing has a few common net types that are used and basically all of them suck for their own reason. Deep fishing relies on drag nets which drag along the bottom then get scooped up, hence the name. If you got an +100lb. rock in your net, you're not gonna get very far with it in there and you're certainly not gonna be able to get it up. The only side affect is folks will probably just start cutting off the nets that get caught, leaving them in the ocean, but the boulders won't let the net go far so it can probably get cleaned up as long as the boulder locations are marked.
your honour, i plead silly.
Im sure its been explained before, but if not: the boulders dropped off Cornwall to disrupt fishing are there because many industrial fishing operations use nets that reach all the way down to the bottom and drag along open, sandy "prairie" to grab whatever it can. this results in many creatures being killed and ecosystems disrupted, the idea with the boulders is to create hazards that would snag or damage nets, thereby discouraging fishing in that area. Whether or not it works that well or not, I couldnt say.
1:20 deepfishing works by dragging a net on the seafloor. The boulders make the nets get caught and tear open, rendering them useless
Hi! The boulders stop drab nets on the bottom of the sea floor, basically, cut the bag loose or your going under.
My god I missed Damien so much. The voice, the laugh, the wit. Love it.
1:25 damien, deep sea industrial fishing has many line types they can use. depending on location boulders can do many things: 1. provide locations for the schools to escape to. 2. prevent dredging nets, gill nets, and long line net baiting. many marine rescue efforts deal with untangling protected marine life suffering from harmful/mortal net entanglement. 3. depending on location to shore they can be a risk of impact/rudder damage and hull breeching. this is why all boats are calculated to have a certain depth they can operate in without risk of being stranded.
Or just…to scare the fish away?
turning chomos into BBQ is honestly one of the most interesting way of turning them into something genuinely useful for society... i stand by that idea
Can't argue with that logic
what about using those foul people in place of cute bunnies for animal testing
7:00 The problem with this is that he's probably shooting the gun into the air. Nobody thinks about what happens to the bullets that go into the air, but where do you think they actually go? Into space? Nope, they're nowhere near fast enough for that. So they go way up into the air a ways, and then turn around, and just end up coming _right back down again_ somewhere else (maybe a few blocks over), often with about the same velocity as when they left the gun. That means you've got a random bullet coming straight down out of the sky who knows where, maybe even hitting a person (maybe even going through somebody's roof first).
There are cases where completely random, innocent people have actually been *shot and killed* this way. It's not that frequent, but it does happen. Shooting guns into the air is _not_ a safe or responsible thing to do, for any reason. You could actually end up killing somebody in the process.
That good sir is not how physics works. A bullet shot straight into the air comes back as harmless as a coin dropped off a skyscraper. The simply explanation is that in order to fall back it has to lose the velocity that's propelling it up. This usually happens due to drag caused by friction with the air and gravity. The reason they don't like people shooting into the air and why it's so dangerous is because when people shoot into the air they often don't aim high enough and the bullet arcs like an arrow instead of going straight up where it will lose all its energy before impact.
He's probably just shooting blanks
Noted.
Straight into the ground instead.
Tell that to my friend who was standing next to her car when a bullet buried itself into the metal roof of her car. A couple of feet in the other direction it would have buried itself into her brain.
did you not read the second half of the paragraph? it literally reads "The reason they don't like people shooting into the air and why it's so dangerous is because when people shoot into the air they often don't aim high enough and the bullet arcs like an arrow instead of going straight up where it will lose all its energy before impact." this is saying that there is a high likelihood of the bullet still carrying forward momentum PLUS its terminal velocity. the first half is saying that terminal velocity ALONE isn't enough to kill someone. @@ecummins8650
20:48 💅chismosas💅
6:50 Orin is definitely mot chaotic neutral he’s definitely full on chaotic evil
1:22 they go to drag their nets on the sea floor, which is mostly safe in areas with no reefs because there aren’t any sharp things to catch the net, but the boulders that greenpeace threw in will snag or tear the nets.
16:32 I love stories like this because oftentimes burglars are depicted as no good members of society, when in reality they're only stealing because of utter desperation. I'm pretty sure the reason why that burglar wanted to help that dude out was because he too was either just getting out of his level, or still in his level of poverty. The man simply wanted to help an impoverished brother out.
9:38 Honestly? Not extreme enough. I don't believe morale has improved enough.
T h e. B e a t i n g s. W i l l. C o n t i u n e. U n t i l. M o r a l e. I m p r o v e s
Damien being back feels like a LotR movie, it’s the Return of the King
1:13 It traps trawler nets, forcing them to be cut loose and freeing most things caught in side, trawling is extremely damaging as it basically tears up the sea floor, but the nets can get caught, and trawling is the most common fishing practices used on an industrial scale.
Industrial fishing nets usually run the bottoms across a sea floor to try to catch more fish.
Hold up a blanket, so that it's got a bit on the floor, and try to drag it over like a laundry basket or something, it catches. The nets are the same. Bit of a neat way if you ask me to deter them, because now they'd have to move to new fishing grounds, use less efficient methods, or spend a lot of time and money removing the boulders. And, technically, since it's likely international waters, no entity owns it, which means they can't sue for trespassing.
I'm very happy to know that Damien is back as a somewhat regular narrator again!
Corpos:use drag nets to catch fish
People: wait, that kills dolphins/ other non-target sea life
Corpos: so what
Greenpeace: imma rip ya nets with rocks, that's f***ing what
1:17 Fishing companies won’t dare fish near that spot for the risk of their line getting tangled and snapping, costing them hundreds.
01:20
The boulders make dredging (catching a lot of fish at once by dragging a weighted net across the bottom of the water) impossible.
1:14
remember that one scene in Finding Nemo where a lot of fishes got caught? that's deep fishing. although it's a bit lower, on the sea bed. they tend to destroy stuff like corals.
now do you remember what happen when the fish swam down together?
imagine if a large ass boulder got caught in it.
2:50 as a New Mexican, I can confirm that you pronounced "Las Cruces" correctly.
Us New Mexicans gotta stick together
what does the name mean, if you know? if not i’ll just google it but idk how accurate google is
@@dudemanlastname"The Crosses"
@@stillzeuvermensch7646 ah makes sense. thanks
1:12 because they drag a net over the bottom of the ocean floor. 5:25 it's what parking inspectors use to do. They chalk the tire and the curb, and if they still line up after 2 hours (or whatever the parking limit is) the car hasn't moved so they write you a ticket.
So the way the GreenPeace thing works is that deepsea fishing relies on the use of a large net in which fishing boats drag along the sea floor. The large rocks snag the nets preventing them from being used.
5:32 security/cops/parking officials do this so they can check back after whatever the max time limit for a car to be parked there is and if the car hasn’t moved they will tow it or give a ticket. given the neighborhood, pretty much they’re exploiting vulnerable people. so the guy got rid of the chalk so the security couldn’t tell whether it was time to tow/ticket
Sometimes when people come to my checkout and are down by like anywhere between 15p to £1 I turn a blind eye and put what they gave me in my till incorrectly so that it adds up correctly, I have had some people trying to decide between shampoo and bread for what to put back and honestly it’s really heartbreaking. I’ll admit that I may be biased because I’ve been in that exact position and I remember the upturned top lip of the cashier back then and how I felt like the scum of the earth for not counting up in my head correctly compared to the cash I had left until my next paycheque and frankly (even though I’ve gotten in trouble for it but they lack proof I’m doing it maliciously to the company) those people who look at me like deer in headlights who realise frantically they don’t have the correct change are the ones I do it for.
9:26
"But the crimes thy kind hath committed against my kitten are NOT forgotten... and thy punishment... *IS DEATH* "
JUDGMENT!
On your feet, lose your seat is something I've always said when it comes to people hogging spots with their towels.
9:19 they made animal friendly rhino horns
A Daily Dose of Damien always makes me smile ❤
I would love to hear more of your story’s that have happened to you more often. Love you mk, keep up the great work!
For the chalking of cars, some apartments will tow cars that have been stationar for to long, but legally they need proof in order to do so, hence tire chalking.
7:11 Explains why I randomly hear gun fights outside my window at night.
For the people putting their feet there, just take a toothpick and stab their foot with it
1:18 I'm guessing the fisherman are using trawl nets (they drag across sea floor and catch everyþing in their paþ) and I'm guessing the boulders are supposed to snag the net
the thumbnail reminded me I once joked to a friend that my car has a lot of work it needs done (or just that I'd like to get done for quality-of-life purposes) and paying to have someone else do it is expensive, so we should break into a machine shop, use their equipment to do the repairs (after having bought replacement parts elsewhere for super cheap), then when we're done put everything back where it was, lock the shop back up, and leave
I wouldn't actually do it bc I'm scared of security cameras and also how lethally dangerous vehicle lifts can be without proper training but it's an entertaining prospect and definitely befitting of this subreddit