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as a short person i can confirm. I live every day scared of being licked by a tall person
i am coming for you
Watch out
As a tall person, you very much SHOULD be afraid. I will see you in your nightmares.
*I will be coming for you*
I am aware of your location and rapidly approaching
Jack Black is a great example of how just because you grow up, doesn't mean you have to act like the 'adult' people expect you to. You can still have fun and embrace your own silly nature despite it.
Jim Carry is another better exemple
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Keanu?
Robin Williams rip
i thought this said "joe biden" for an embarrassingly long time
You're absolutely right. Cats used to have a high pitch meow. Humans couldn't hear it. They evolved to now have a lower pitched meow that humans can hear because they wanted to get the attention of those stupid hairless monkeys that and let them know they wanted some of that extra food they had hunted.
You know how babies just drop some food for the dog to eat cause they think it's funny/cute? Yeah I'm convinced it's just human nature to be like "omg an animal, I'm gonna feed it"
Evolution only works in two ways, either a change makes an animal more attractive to mate, or less likely to die. The cats that had a deeper meow had a much higher chance of survival, because they could get food when others couldnt
Technically cats nowadays are baritone.
And that’s how we have cats that sound they they’ve chain smoked for the last 20 years despite being 1 year old
@@dovahnok0957 Now I'm just imagining a sphinx with 50 tattoos and a dirty white tank top releasing the scratchiest meow known to man.
Fun fact -- the narwhal is one of the reasons why people believed in the unicorn. There was for a time the thinking that every land based animal had an ocean equivalent, so when they found the narwhal, it just cemented in people's mind that the unicorn must exist.
Not to mention the thrifty people who sold narwhal teeth to rich people, claiming they were unicorn horns
i mean rhinos exist so they are not far off
@@jjbrix8346 Yeah, but most rhinos actually have a second smaller horn that most people don't notice
The variety we picture when someone says rhino is the one-horned javan rhino, there are only 76 left in the world
I mean.
We probably Kill all The Unicorns in The past for The Same Reason we are Killing Elephants or Rhinos
Yeah but what about the sea sponge
the lawn gnome story reminded me of Esiotrot, the story of a guy who bought over 100 tortoises just to mess with the hot lady downstairs by swapping out her tortoise for a slightly bigger or smaller one over time until she noticed and came to him for help, to which he said "chant this on a piece of paper and all will be well".
He did all this just to get into her pants
I remember that
He literally made a massive claw to grab tortoises from the lady's balcony because it was beneath his
That guy really played the long con
With that amount of dedication i’d say he deserved it
Nice roald dahl reference
Wu- what?
Not the ladies turtle 🐢! Is nothing sacred?
I went to a Starbucks in Boston once. they asked for my name so they could call out the order when it was ready. i told 'em "Markus. With a K."
They then wrote "Karcus" on my cup.
Can confirm, Starbucks employees will twist any word you say to them into something completely new that nobody's ever heard of before. Even if you give them completely straightforward and easy to understand instructions. I don't understand how it works, but that's just how it works.
It’s the only way they can get revenge on people who have to have their coffee exactly certain specific temperatures.
My name came out right. Am I already too much of a mess that they took pity on me?
Does that mean Starbucks called you a dead body? "Carcas"?
Bro im also a Markus
I dunno if this is true but someone said that it was a marketing tactic
18:28 Congratulations, you're right. Meowing is something cats normally do when *they* are infants. Meowing as an adult is something they learned works to get human attention when their normal adult vocal register doesn't, but it's based off their own infant behavior not imitating human babies.
they also do it because they see humans as big kittens thats why they try and groom us n stuff
@@jemmiedodger._. oh no
Most cat meows are in the same frequency range as human infant cries. This may or may not be a coincidence, because that register does cause an immediate response of concern in most human brains, so it's possible that that frequency of meow has been selected for.
@@jemmiedodger._. Sort of. Some cats do groom each other as an act of dominance. It usually ends in one of them smacking the other, either the licker cementing their superiority or the lickee rejecting it. But cats that are friendly will groom each other as well. If your cat licks you while you're petting it, it's mutual affection. If it licks you when you're just sitting there, it's dominating you. If it's licking itself while in your lap and sort of wanders into licking your leg, it's just incompetent.
@@jemmiedodger._. - I always figured being licked by a cat was them testing if they'd want to eat me if I keeled over.
I love this subreddit. it reminds me of my natural home tumblr
That's cause half of it is tumblr
Half if tumblr migrated to reddit
Hey I like your shoelaces
@@laffytaffy9656 thanks i stole them from the president
@@juango500 u stole the presidents shoelaces?
For the benefit of those who don't know (and there are several, so you're not alone, Robin), Glen Danzig is a singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist who has been around since the early 80's. He started out as the vocalist and main songwriter for hardcore punk bands like Misfits, then Samhain and finally his eponymous band, Danzig. He became most popular as a solo act, recording for American Recordings (Slayer's early 90's label) and working closely with people like Slayer/Beastie Boys producer Rick Rubin. From what I recollect of seeing him in the early 90's, he has always been large and muscular. That pic you see of him is not a fake or filtered. That IS him.
Oh; and the German word at 8:25 (the one Robin didn't want to butcher) means "affluent neglect", so the definition is correct.
I think his name is supposed to be spelled with 2 n's? Glenn? The account shown must be entirely parody.
@@Sclasspsycho Yeah; I seem to have missed the other N.
The man takes himself entirely _way_ too seriously as well.
@@mook_butt8037 That too.
Someone beat me to it
My first cat was highly intelligent (he could turn doorknobs and get into anything). After my first baby was born he mimicked the newborn cry perfectly. It was unnerving
robin is 100% correct on the cat thing . cats don’t mimic baby cries . really what cats do is , when they grow up around humans , they learn that most of us will not read their body language like cats would . they still want to communicate with us , though , so they learn to continue mewling like they did as kittens , because humans respond to that . cats are social animals ( as most domesticated animals are ) which means they as individuals need to be highly receptive of those around them . they aren’t meowing to manipulate you , but because to them , you’re their big friend with difficulty understanding their language , so they make moves to accommodate that
Damn now i feel bad for not understanding their body language
They came up with a whole new form of communication for us and we didn’t even try to do anything to connect until they did
So…
They think we are big hairless cats with autism
@@Leo-ok3uj and some of us are ( me )
@@Leo-ok3uj but no it’s more like . hard of hearing , i suppose ? it’s not that we have trouble picking up on social cues because of a mental difference ( humans do have the ability to learn how cats use things like facial expression , for example ) , but more because we physically can’t hear the sounds they normally would make to communicate . it’s too high pitched for us
I have seen this "human baby cry" thing so often by now, that i have to say it like this. The meow's are not because they are mimicking human baby crying, it's because as a kitten, it's the way they communicate with their mothers, so practically you have an adult kitten, because it found out you respond to the same sounds.
Short people need to chill. The only reason we lick their heads is because we want to embed them with our scents. That way, when more aggressive tall people are nearby, they will smell the scent and think that the short person is one of the tall ones, therefore preventing the tall people from punting them across the room.
Oh god nah man
Makes sense. I thank you for helping us shorties.
@@theweirdchild5833 Tis an honor.
I have tall friends, and they have never licked my head. Now I'm wondering if they are truly my friends. 😢
@@916oh2panther2 They might just be anxious. Tall people are afraid of small people like elephants to mice. Give them time.
20:39 I asked out my best friend recently, he rejected me in the most gentle and respectful way possible, I think anyone who makes you feel stupid for asking them out doesn't deserve one's love
the correct way to friendszone
I make it abundantly clear I’m not interested in anyone in that way.
If someone asks me out in spite of that I’m going to call them an idiot.
I don’t do relationships
Of course anyone who decides to hurt you for liking them and showing the courage to tell them doesn't deserve to be valued, it's unsensitive and stupid to hurt someone who left himself vulnerable to you just because you did not like it/him.
"but we're staying besties, ok,babe?"
that was their response because they didn't want to sound so cut dry or that it would ruin our friendship
we're still best friends to this day
@@GodlyDra do you straight up said or do you rely on social cues that some people might not get?
A coffee shop once miswrote my uncle Sean’s name as “Sherve”, and a food truck miswrote my brother Kellen’s name as “Ketler”.
wow they really had a lot of sherve doing something like that
16:12 I like the random room labelled "abortion" with really crappy doors. Its a dark room that rarely sees it's lights turned on and is mostly illuminated by sunlight that leaks out of the boywife kitchen and estrogen lab because the doors to the room are like double doors except one door is farther back than the other so really you can just shimmy your way through them instead of opening them and both doors are elevated off the ground like wild west saloon doors. Inside is just where the dead fetuses are stored, no furniture, just an empty room with flesh beans and meat potatoes piled up like Scrooge McDuck's gold.
What the fuck did I just read
7:32 Didn't expect to see Ryan and Ryan here today
1:28 there is a mythological creature sometimes called a Chinese unicorn, called qilin in Chinese, or kirin in Japanese (the beer is named after the creature).
In the 1700s I believe, explorers brought giraffes to the court in China (at the time, ruled by Mongols) and everyone agreed they were the qilins of legend. There are scrolls with detailed drawings of giraffes calling them qilins.
They're actually still called kirins in Korean and Japanese
ganyu's a unicorn????
Man the time dilation jail one should be a movie or show, it'd be super surreal and chaotic and I'd love it
I agree.
I say read Hamlet. It's a great play - and honestly my favorite from Shakespeare. There are a TON of versions of it out there, including modern ones if Shakespeare's language is difficult, and many of them are true to the story. They may not have the level of sass from original but they're still good. I definitely recommend reading it.
Ok
Just under no circumstances, watch the Ethan Hawke version…..
@@DanaTheInsane I thought the universe agreed to forever deny the existence of that movie.
No.
@@DanaTheInsane I had no idea about this so I think I’m safe lmao
18:37 actually, i believe cats' meows are from kittenhood, which they would use to get the attention of their mother for warmth, food, protection, etc. domesticated cats continue to meow past kittenhood since it garners a response from us, but strays are less likely to meow due to not being raised around humans
don't quote me on this tho lol
German here , Wohlstandsverwahrlosung has actually quite a different meaning. It's about the growing up of young people in a world full of material abundance , but with a mental and emotional neglect that goes with it .
Might not have translated the meaning perfectly but it's actually quite different from what was said at 8:23 :3
Username checks out XD
Yup, Wohlstand = prosperity and Verwahrlosung = neglect. I think you could also say that people who have a lot don't appreciate that they do.
Woah, that's actually a really cool thing to have a word for
10:47 Yellow belt is a belt of a high level/experienced beginner,so...thats something, i guess
I mean,that person probably has some useful knowledge about how to defend himself,but you get the point
The worst person I've ever met was my boyfriend in the 6th grade.
The man broke up with me after I communicated what he was doing that made me uncomfortable, talked crap about me to my friend behind my back, took three months to finally apologize before immediately asking for a second chance.
Who knew 6th graders had such dramatic lives?
A boy in 8th grade thought it was a good idea to two-time my best friend with her cousin. It didn't end well.
a salad onion is typically a sweet onion that tastes good raw, whereas a cooking onion is often a non-sweet onion that holds up well to cooking
In my experience with cables, you don't realize you needed that cable until you've thrown it out because "It's been there for months just gathering dust. If I haven't found a use for it by now, I never will."
It's one of the laws of physics that throwing out a cable results in needing that very cable within two to four weeks.
9:00
I got you fam. The top comment from that thread is
"Lee and the army occupied strategic ground. The union army needed to use assault boats and build a pontoon bridge. The heights behind fburg were entrenched with lees army,and frontal asdaults couldn't dislodge them."
Which is a pretty decent surface-level assessment, but it doesn't go into details like why Lee was allowed to entrench on the heights, why the Union still attacked despite all these difficulties etc. But what do I know, I'm a guy.😅
I wouldn't be surprised if I see Jack Black on a spaceship. I mean, his mother saved NASA's friggin' Apollo 13 mission While giving birth to him. I'm not joking, that's a True story. She took her work printouts to the hospital.
Sometimes I get stuck staring at a finished email before sending it, like it's a handwritten signed overseas life-changing personal letter and there's no second try. Just because I'm not sure I really put all the attachments, even though I've been staring at it for 5 minutes and I've checked it all at least 10 times.
11:05 Someone probably tried to cook dried/preserved corn (grilled corn on the cob is a thing) and it most definitely gave them a heart attack when it exploded.
19:05 thats a legit good concept in a timetravel story
6:52-6:59 you gave me Forest Whitaker eye with that. Glen Danzig is probably one of the best rock musicians out there. most people know him from the song "Mother" but he has had a spectacular career with his band - Danzig.
I feel uncomfortable around short people,what if they lick my knees
Good point
What if they DO lick my knees 😦
@@sullzvoo Ikr
@@GROUNDHOGCULT what if someone my height licks my ear
@@Vicioussnakeboy what if we lick ears under the moonlight?
@@GROUNDHOGCULT _no_
0:31 HA, you're WRONG. My father doesn't have ONE box of cables, but TWO
‘Salad onions’ likely refers to Vidallia onions for their mild flavor and sweetness. Shallots can also be used. Spanish varieties are too pungent and overpowering for that use.
9:59 i was just agreeing because that is in fact the supreme way to find character names and then i noticed the name and it's??? one of my favourite authors ever????
13:20 all gaslighting is lying, but not all lying is gaslighting
The coolest thing I ever did with a box of old cables was use one from the box at my mom's office as a makeshift leash to walk our dog.
well, you used them
@@coffee-ouji I did indeed.
turns out popcorn is one of the oldest foods we know of, i watched a documentary some time ago which said it was discovered by ancient mesoamerican cultures in Mexico about 10,000 years ago when they tried to cook a wild grass named Teosinte and it exploded into something edible. they liked it so much they eventually evolved corn from it.
5:51 im so proud rn that i have a sexual reletionship with my old monitor
That sounds like something that'd be on tlc😭
0:37 It's funny, I have a bunch of cables, but only because I have no idea what any of them are for and I'm nervous to throw them away.
Saaaaameeeee.
0:03
Don't worry, you don't seem that appetizing
5:55
You're not gonna believe this.
There's a fine line between anxiety and paranoia
Also, with cats domesticating themselves, I believe that. Dogs did too. But I'm with Robin that I don't know if they evolved the meow to mimic babies. I've seen feral wild cats and they meow, big cats meow in their giant way. I do think that cats learn, especially quickly in family homes, that being noisy gets you attention....which is not untrue!
when i stim i do boop-beeps and meows to bother my cat and yesterday she mimicked perfectly one of the sounds i made. it's amazing you can build your own language with a cat
18:45 They are based on *cat* baby cries. *kittens* meow to other cats. Adults only meow to humans.
1:22 If you remember, it was stated in The Owl House that giraffes were banished from the demon realm into the human world because they were too weird
6:00 I was just doing that
the chaos resonating from this subreddit is equivalent to a chihuahua at your fridge standing up straight and grabbing all of the cheese from the cheese drawer before you catch it and its brother begins to play perfect Mozart on a decade old blue plastic recorder from Indiana
14:03 “You’re working with polymers? Are you from Aomic Heart or something?” You know, bubblegum and Jell-O are polymers.
9:50 that’s a good one. I just name them after the first five typos I make in the draft. It’s sometimes good, sometimes underwhelming. Evven is one that stands out in this method. Or, I ask someone to spell a word in my native language and use that. It’s great fun.
15:40- I actually have a specified playlist for situations like this. It's got music that specifically makes me hostile and feel more focused, and I'd play it extremely loud for the first 15 minutes, then very quietly on the drive up so it's not heard and I can focus on the subtle signs forshadowing my victory or tragic loss so I can keep in mind what personal mental narrative I should create.
02:40
And when they _do_ sue you, you’ll counter with the question of how they know what sawdust tastes like in the first place. They’ll remind you that they’re a carpenter and sawdust gets in their mouth sometimes because it gets everywhere and you’ll lose the lawsuit.
Chef Boyardee's real name was Chef Ettore Boiardi.
Oh, that's why it sounded so Italian, because it is, just graphically anglicised. Cool to know!
@@laziadwobbit5331 It's a very little known fact. It's sad that people can't separate the man from the brand.
In fact, it's believed that Chef Boyardee brand canned meals were among the first (if not *the first* ) prepackaged meals in American history.
Bonus fact, Chef Boyardee products were common in the European Theater of World War II. After the war, Chef Ettore Boiardi was awarded the Freedom Medal for his company's contribution to the war effort.
3:26 actually, I feel the need to say that's a valid question. "Panther" just means any big cat. Personally, I think the pink panther would be a trans lion, since lions can have pink tinted fur, and lionesses can act as maneless male lions if required.
2:40 depends on the type of sawdust. If you use wood cellulose not only is it edible but it's already used as a food additive
but how much of it can you add until people start to question? i believe someone will notice *before* they are eating pure condensed cellulose, so what's the threshold?
@@San-lh8us i think that the one guy who did it as an experiment determined that 50% is fine, but higher the texture begins changing more severely
@@San-lh8us there's only one way to know for sure. Time to get some big bags of cellulose, rice crispy cereal, and marshmallows
Check out "I did a thing"! He made a video on this!
Someone actually did do the experiment… it was a lot more saw dust than one would hope for or think. You know unless you love eating saw dust then you’re gonna love it.
It’s a William Osman video!
Yeah about 33% before it starts tasting "Off"
@@UnknowinglyDerpy I scrolled down hoping someone commented this
@UnknowinglyDerpy Oh I was thinking Mattpatt lol
If im not mistaken the answer was 70% sawdust before people are able to tell.
Jack Black is the only person I know of that still alive that everyone just loves. All the others have died.
Bob Ross, Jim Henson, Mr Rodgers, Robin Williams....all gone, only Jack Black remains.
Edit: And of course Keanu!
Keanu???? Jesus are you under a rock? How did you forget Keanu
@@Lucifer-qt9gh of course Keanu. I am dense this morning. I guess I forgot my meds. I'll just go take them.
Respect the 8-BitGaming props ❤️ the two Ryan’s getting their extra screen time 7:32
Yeah that was super unexpected by the editor and funny good job on the editor for having Taste I wonder if they watch them I was looking for a comment like this lol
There's actually a guy who did that sawdust in rice krispie experiment. It was like 50% when it got properly noticeable
16:50
So different kinds of onions have different kinds of sugar and acid content aswell as being more delicate. Red onions are sweetest raw, yellow onions caramelize best, challots cook fastest, white are more acidic than red but still sweet raw.
Ive only had pearl onions pickled.
The sawdust experiment has been already conducted I think? Matpat did is with cookies and referenced smth with a different treat. So, it could b done👍
William Osman did a video on it a few years ago
My maternal family has an interesting way around the family secret recipe thing. We give the ingredient list and preparation method, but don't give the amounts or temperatures. Though as a culinary Arts graduate who believes that good food should be enjoyed by all, I always share my exact recipes. I also have a little pretty hardbound notebook where I write down all my recipes as well as an index card box, also very pretty, got it from an Indian food place where I refused to leave until I could buy one. If anyone in person asks, I'll write it down on an index card and give it to them, and if anyone online asks, I will text, message or email them. Some are copies of other people's recipes, some are my own, including my waffle recipe, my go to bread dough recipe that can be easily augmented to become anything, my method for hard steaming eggs, my mushroom soup recipe...etc...
does your mom happen to be mary berry or something??
@@vexilanimous lol, no.
I live for these unghined post. Also, at 7:15, I'm surprised to learned I'm not the only one who experiences deranged what-ifs
13:55 2000 YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION JUST TO CREATE A HAIRLESS F-
The thing is, the moment you chuck out that box of cables you know theres gonna be some situation pretty soon after that requires one of said cables, even if the box hasn't be touched in years!
11:16 Jack Black can and has played a teenage girl and make it work
18:35 actually cats meow like that because that's the way they were meowing at their moms. It's an instinct when they try to get their caretakers attention. It works so they continue to do it
Imagine a dude just picking someone up and licking them like a lollipop
14:20 Must be speedrunning, got all that but the plant at 20.
21:50 Cats don't meow in the wild except to their young. When domesticated found out that humans respond to their meows and just do it to grab are attention. Cats talk to us like babes.
1:32 I think that it would be dishonest to not admit, as a child I thought that narwhals were fake.
My therapist thought that too, but I still don't actually remember how I went from talking about anxiety to explaining the science of narwhals.
18:29 Actually, from what I read, cats noticed that they got attention as babies when they meowed (babies naturally meow to their mothers) so they continued to do so into adulthood.
Hopefully I'm not spreading any false rumors, this is just what I've read a few times
18:40 - Some cats yowling, specially males, can sound much like a human child. I still cant forget the big old tomcat that wandered the neighborhood back when I was a kid. Something chased after it one night and it slammed into the house, then started yowling as it moved off sounding like a 4 year old kid in pain.
7:36
I sometimes think that I'm actually in the psych ward, hallucinating the part of my life that i still remember.
See, as SOON as you get rid of that one random cable, is the VERY SAME MOMENT, that it becomes absolutely necessary.
Can confrim, everyone should have a box of cables. I can't name the amount of times I've found a wire somewhere, and stashed it for later just to have one of my friends need that very specific cable.
15:16 THIS IS SO TRUE, SOMEONE ASKS ME SOMETHING AND I SAY: WHAT EVEN THOUGH I HEARD THEM
2:19
I just watched a video on this, it was at 33% sawdust that the people started to say it tasted bad
One time many years ago a friend of mine asked me "why is Elon musk laughing at a dead deer in a pool of water" and I really couldn't explain it
1:00 that math on the chalkboard looks interesting
7:43 i was so confused because i thought that they were talking about frank grimes
Concerning that one about rejection; recently, for the first time in like 3 years, I went up to a girl and tried to ask for her number. I wasn't being creepy, and I'm not that ugly. Just saying that for context. I was dressed well that day too. Anyway, I thought how bad could rejection be, right? Like at least I try and I shoot my shot. If I get rejected then it is what it is.
Well... after I walk up, say, excuse me, hi. Are you single?
She immediately stumbles away with an expression of horror and says "What the hell is wrong with you?" And tried to back up and just kept telling me "No. Go away." She was blocking with her arms and shit.
For a short moment after that while I walked away, I was lifeless and wondering wtf just happened. After thinking about it for a moment though, I started thinking what a rude reaction lmao. Some guy works the courage to show you interest and you react with the most mortified expression. I mean, we could've been nice about it, we could've been civilised. "I'm sorry, I'm not interested", and I woulda been on my way. But instead... I got looked at like I was some sort of... insane person.
All my boys since then has been telling me something was up with that girl xD. Robin is 100% right, all the special exceptions aside, reacting over the top like that is really scummy.
For Robin: Glen Danzig is the lead singer of one of the most iconic punk bands The Misfits.
2:25 10% if anyone is wondering
My anxiety tells me that everything is a hallucination, that there’s mold on my clarinet reed and every time I play I ingest it, and it’s slowly taking over my brain and I’m just wandering around like a crazy person and talking to people who actually aren’t there.
14:12 Aww goddamnit its the spoon, I forgot the freaking spoon, no wonder I feel like a failure, and its even worse now I've realized....
15:36 yes but it's just like panicked chase scene music from animated tv shows and movies
14:37 Is it legal for me the swedish person to hit back with a stick? I feel like there's fun to be had
afaik the thing with cat meows and human baby cries, it's the frequency that they're mimicking. like, some sort of "take care of me" frequency that appeals to our caregiving nature or something
19:40
I would honestly read that 😭😭
Never in my currently 15 years of a short life did i expect to actually relate to one of these. But hwen the "Huh? And then i answer them before they have even responded" popped up, it felt more relatable than anything remotely relatable i have ever relatabled to before.
15:34 The only acceptable answer i will take from my S/O is "Yes, and it's either Doom music or the heaviest metal I can stand."
*Make them sh!t themselves when you pull up, babe.*
20:04 This actually happened to me tho. Well, sorta. I was in first grade and my classmate, let's call him Tim, asked me to go to the school dance. At the time (let's be real, my opinion on myself hasn't changed), I really hated my appearance and genuinely thought he was joking, so I laughed before realizing he was being truthful. By then, however, he had already started stumbling away and sobbing with his sister, who was my friend at the time, glaring daggers at me. Tim, I know that isn't your real name, and I don't know if you even remember asking me out, but I feel so guilty and would gladly go with you to this upcoming dance if you're available. Yes, I still go to the same school, and I sincerely apologize for my actions.
That's the second time I've seen that cats trying to sound like baby's thing and it's only half right. Meowing is a sound they make naturally but they normally only do it when a mom is talking to her kittens. It's the cat version of baby talk.
19:00 cats are pretty damned smart. they probly saw a baby cry and the parents go to tend to it , so they where like "maybe if i make same sound they feed me " and after thousands of years it became somthing they just know how to do like instinctualy.
8:20 that is the very interesting thing about German is that they will turn complex sentences into singular words
20:06 That’s pretty similar to how my parents got together, my mom asked my dad out and he legit laughed at her for the funny joke. Then realized she was serious and immediately freaked out over being an ass. Long story short they’ve been happily married for 23 years.
11:40 I may suggest Robin Williams, and Betty White. But that's all I can think of.
Edit: 18:30 It's half true. Kittens meow to communicate with their mothers, but as their vocal chords develop they're able to meow at a frequency we can't hear. The kittens raised around humans realize we can only hear them if they meow like kittens. Feral cats will usually only meow at a tone we can hear if they learn to, usually by observation.
Having gone to a Jolibee once where it was super loud and I was wearing a mask, not only was my order misheard but they got my name so wrong I wasn’t sure if I was walking out with the right food.
16:57 Never had a salad with onion in it? Have my guy ever had a house salad at like any restaurant?
It's the purple things you find in a lot of salad mixes. Those are onions.