humans being straight up evil
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I respect that Birthday Girl for fighting that Entitled Girl. You Go Girl!
FR
It's funny how people love it when other people fight, yet don't like it when their own kids fight.
@@automation7295 na my mom/dad loved it they just had to act like I was in trouble because they knew I didn't start fights I ended them
Fallout
As she should.
That little girl being all smug about blowing out the candle had someone fixing her hair instead of punishing her for being a brat. Can't wait to see an update on that kid in about 10 years after she's on the news for being a felon.
I'm sad that this probably is how it is. Clearly that girl was never taught how to properly behave at a birthday party. If I was the parent of the birthday kid, I'd make them leave immediately. You don't do that. Period. No, you don't get any cake either, you upset the kid, and ruined the party, get out and never come back.
That clip legit made me mad. Wish her little sis were stronger and could have done actual damage >
Legit wishing the birthday girl would do more than pull that brat's hair
kids are like pets: you can usually tell the character quality of the owner(s) just by observing how awful the kid/pet is.
Her mom has to be your average Karen. And i bet ya that when the parent of the little girl tried to discuse about wtf did her daughter do. She would say that somehow it's not her fault but theirs.
9:20 my dude, he "stepped over an object" making the driver think there was something there xD
the best type of evil the false nice evil, chaotic good if you will. they think you are trying to be nice until they realize they just stupid.
@@tomtomb8522nah, that's the opposite of chaotic good. Chaotic good is mean but kind, whereas this is nice but enjoys others suffering.
or farted so evil, the airco picked it up :P
@@sheersternfeld1914 lawful evil then or maybe neutral evil idk never really payed attention in school.
Someone did that to me once. I was in a large pickup truck when I stopped at a parking lot crosswalk just like that. The person I let cross did that polite "thank you" wave, ensuring eye contact. Then he paused and waved hello at my bumper like there was a small child there. Even had a brief greeting before continuing on. I waited for a solid minute and a half, with someone behind me before I got out to make sure there wasn't a kid there. The guy behind me laughed and said "What, no one there?" when I facepalmed. Gave us both a chuckle. 🤦
My old man was a pastor for the local church. We had a parrot in the house he taught to say "show me your underwear" and I secretly taught it "God fucking damnit!". Ah it was a blast when people would come over to "the pastor's house" and get welcomed with "Show me your underwear god fucking damnit!"
I feel like "show me your underwear" even without the goddammit it at the end is still pretty vile lol
1:41 Babysitting 101: Always make sure the kid/kids are alive and breathing before the parents leave!
and just meet the kids beforehand.
or do parents expect their kids to be fine when they go to the toilet and they see a stranger watching tv in their house.
"Emergency Alert System! Local authorities have been detecting multiple leviathan-class lifeforms in the pacific sea! Please evacuate from cities surrounding the pacific sea! This is not a drill."
oh god no
Sounds like the plot to a movie
“Are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?”
hella
Damn it the army haven't scaned the stasis rifle yet. We are all dead
4:52 that's taking FULL advantage of an abnormality like that
9:12
The guy didn’t fart, he pretended to step over something.
The guy in the car had to back up to check and make sure nothing was in his way, and that he wouldn’t hit anything by proceeding.
that kid blowing out that little girls candles got to be a sociopath
It's funny that people love watch kids fighting, but don't like it when their own kids fight and pull each other's hair.
I guess you're the type of person who ignores you own children when they cry?
@@automation7295 i dont have kids lol. and if i did i sure as shit wouldn't ignore them if they were crying. and what the fuck are you on about anyway?
@@automation7295 depends on why they are crying
@@automation7295what are you even on about? I’ve seen you post like 6 similar comments- what the hell are you even trying to say? Nobody likes watching kids fight- are you projecting?
1:06: My niece would do the same thing to my other siblings on their birthdays, so I have to grab her by the arm and stop her from approaching the cake and tell her not to do it, unless the sister with the birthday kid, and the sister with the gaslighting niece actually want her to.
4:30 yes, your lungs have been damaged, because that's the fun thing about mutagenic carcinogens (they have no minimum effect level). No, you are unlikely to get cancer from it, but your risk has increased by a miniscule amount for a while. It's fun that smokers do that to non-smokers all the time, as it seems to be unwritten law to always stand up-wind while smoking.
YOU are living next to buidlings with asbestos
the BBQ grill YOU are using will emit PAC that are ALSO the mutagen in cigarette smoke (BTW the "special" form of delivery WITH air borne oils let this carcinogen traverse your skin WITHOUT delay, you get direct mutagen - injections from standing near a greasy BBQ, isnt that cool?, its ALSO the same for fast food worker, but, you know, it cost money to compensate nobody will admit it EVEN if the employee is a non - smoker, so no money for them, isnt that fun?)
you can estimate that ONE HOUR of BBQ is roughly eqvivalent to 15 cigarettes, eating that is even worse a quarter pound steak with this famous "burn strikes" on it is as bad as a pack of cigarettes.
YOU are living near a street with more than 100 cars a day, THAT will increase the risk, not to mention the lead poisoning you get.
BTW did use an EV or did you need gas?, THAT will increase your risk. Did you live in a region with Bush - fires ? THAT will increase your risk.
what i want to say with this essay is, PEOPLE ABSOLUTLY UNDERESTIMATE THE CANCER RISK IN EVERY DAY AND ONLY FOCUS ON EASY SOLUTION WITHOUT GETTING THE REAL CULPRITS INTO COURT.
well done, you are now part of the propaganda that allows industries to ruin your health because "all fault are on the smokers".
9:23 he didn't fart, he was 'stepping over something' to make the driver think there is something in the road, and that's why the driver backed up. truly evil.
The guy in the cross walk acted like he stepped over something so the driver thought something was in front of the car so they reversed to see what he stepped over.
indeed.
Em's inability to gasp basic pranks is astounding
the last guy was like if the Grinch did things to inconvenience people
I was just thinking about how it should have been set to "You're a Mean one Mr. Grinch"
6:58 I would just like to point out for anyone not aware... this counts as assault and is something someone can be put in jail for
That's why you only do it with your homies.
@@Asertix357then you kiss them goodnight afterwards to make it up to them.
0:19 "idk, baking has been speaking ancient tongues and sacred hymns to me lately"
in tenebris infinitus inanis animas innocentium infinitarum quaerit
anima tua ab entibus abyssalibus destruentibus res infinitas in aeternum consumetur
you just might be cooked 🙏🙏🙏😭😭
@@TheHolySunlamp-gr1tx what language is this?
Latin
i love the shopping cart quarter concept, it encourages people to actually put their cart back. i hate that it's not very practiced though.
In France we've been using these carts for decades, as a result people are used to put them back where they should be. It's nice to not have carts scattered across the parking lot. :-)
2:38: Bonus points if you swap the regular m&ms out for the mint ones.
8:16 Who put these rats in my ravioli
I didn't order ratvioli
-Damien
I think it's Zach narrating, the description lists him instead of Damien. Their voices are really similar though I can never tell
@@zincler3123 I was making a joke about a quote that damien had said previously (don't remember the video)
@@ohhi687itsme8 oop it didn't even occur to me that those words were not uttered in this video. I usually listen to the videos in the background, my bad.
@@zincler3123 its ok, we all make mistakes :)
I lived in a house share where my food was always stolen by the other tenants. When i moved out i rubbed fish oil on all the light blubs.
My god.
2:43 I do that solely because I like the taste of all them together, plus no one will steal my candy now
2:38 Don't forget the red-hots cinnamon candy
9:13 Overtly steps over a nonexistant obstruction: pantomimes negotiating an unseen-object ahead of a car; mimes stepping-over something-make-believe to convince the driver of its position: McGuffins traffic.
The absent father, my favorite action figure
Action-less figure
Hello emporer
1:32 Anytime I get worried about my daughter's behavior, I'll go back to this to remind myself that it could be far, far, far worse.
@2:40 I actually like doing that, using all the same, but also including sour skittles too. They're mainly for me, but those who take from my candy jar often end up regretting it.
13:07 That's just straight up Satan right there! Everything else I can forgive but Legos at the bottom of the steps? Nope!
This can be one upped with Legos on the third step from the top. And make them be a color that matches the steps.
"The world not evil enough" some gnome who needs his bacon
9:36 the walker was acting as though they were stepping over an object, which the car driver (obviously) hadn't seen, so the driver backed up to try and see what it was rather than getting out
That last dude was definitely channeling what a cat would do if given control of a human body 😂
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
4:49. I love how the dude on the left just gave up the ghost.
“Take me NOW God, before the devil does”.
1:16 Appropriate reaction
That last guy had me playing You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch in my head
The birthday girl.. and the smug little girl next to her… WTF how do you discipline someone that’s not sorry AT ALL.
1:48 Don't forget to leave the bedroom window open, just in case they check in on the "child."
Didn't realize there were so many Satans running amok
Dude have you *seen* a playground?!
I think I saw that pie in a nightmare once
8:16 Who put these rats in my ravioli? I didn't order ratvioli.
Ok but the thumbnail isnt really..evil, when we lost my grandmother 3 almost 4 years ago, that was legit the first thing i heard when we got her cremated remains because they are, they may not be in the way most think, but theyre back to the family to see and speak to. They may not be able to feel or speak back in the conventional ways but still, thats a normal thing to say when ashes get to you...hell when i saw her urn i literally said to her "welcome back home, we missed you"
9:23 The guy is pretending to step over something. The car backed up to see what was there.
9:18 The guy isn't farting on the car, he is pretending to step over some large object in the road. He is confusing the driver and that's why he backed up.
1:20 lmao nah she’s gonna be a problem as an adult 😭💀 she fr got her hair yanked on and still smiled. Didn’t even feel bad for what she did.
DID I JUST WATCH 13 MINUTES OF ZACH THINKING IT WAS DAMIAN THE ENTIRE TIME
CURSE YOU, ZACK!!!!
How to go through ur villain arc
2:44 eating a bag of skittles wile watching this lol
Honestly fuckin love that Zach's back on the channel =D
Chat I can assure you this sub ain’t nothing compared to what I be doing home alone
Elaborate
Ong no cap fr fr 🧢 🚫
@@whifle1445he up trumpin his donald
how it feels to finally slip it in yo sister:
I know what you are doing. You are in a love affair with Joe Biden
1:22 The real devil is the adult (probably parent) petting her head as if she did something right.
That kid is going to dinosaurs forever
7:30 I love imagining
You didn’t have to cut me off sped up while watching this
9:25 he's actually pretending to step over some sort of obstacle so the driver thinks they can't keep moving.
If the flight with the dead guy was a 2 hour flight than maybe they could have continued, but you don't want to be in a plane with a dead guy 6 hours later. There's no fridge big enough for a dead guy on a plane
These are pure examples of why I think people suck
4:28 you better take that guy seriously he is a _Professional Smoker_
6:51 is the funniest thing I’ve seen this whole month and I watched Deadpool and Emperor’s New Groove
3:15 OKAY BUT THAT SHlT WAS FUNNY
8:32
1: Get rid of the atmosphere just enough for it to only cover Australia and surrounding areas
2: Take our current gravity, lower by 15% 4 times over
3: Launch our moon at the nearest planet aside earth, it would be aimed in a way so it could perfectly hit the planet as it comes around, the moon would be moving at 789,000 Mps (Miles per second)
5:53 That is the difference between a person being pronounced dead by a doctor in flight or not. If there is a theoretical chance of saving that person's life, they will do what they can.Edit: "Mittendrin - Flughafen Frankfurt 63" is a great episode to see how the German rescue services handle an incoming aircraft with a medical emergency on board.
11:50 "that's such a foreign concept for me" well yeah. Aldi is a company from germany. Here pretty much every cart in every shop is like this. Safes the shop from hiring someone to put the carts away
Last dude is that one unknown family member ruining everything
4:47 **Minecraft Skeleton Sound effects**
I actually got a stomachache eating mandms with skittles.
_oh the pain_
1:37
Leave the window open in your fake kid's room and if your windows have screens on them, rip or remove the screen.
Rat dumplings
7:38 'I like ya cut G.'
1:00 I used to do this but I only did it jokingly actually blowing out someone's candles on their special day is just mean
I saw a mixed m&ms/skittles bowl in person at a Halloween party a few years ago
0:48 Kinda funny to add a boy who looks like Cartman because Cartman doesn't have a father
Omg the one at the end!😂
4:15 I'd laugh so hard if those 2 seats were actually a single parent with a child who is a little too young to really be going to the movie but they are taking them because they couldn't get a babysitter, and the prank comes back in the op's face when the kid spends the whole movie climbing around in their seat and throwing popcorn. Op thinks they are going to be ruining someone else's movie experience, ends up getting their own movie experience ruined instead 😂
5:25 berd woz here
Guy in the parking lot acted like he stepped over something in front of the car. They backed up to see what it was. Kinda like the old fake pulling a rope in front of traffic to see if they stop
11:20 i wouldnt even freak out i would be dying from laughter if i ever saw this in my hous3
12:20 here me out you re-create that one scene from Fnaf four where you pick up and then bring the dinosaur actor to you and say Go on just give him a big kiss bonus points. If you do this to the kid that’s the most terrified.
1:33
My anger issues could never with that
9:43 No, the dude mimed jumping over an obstacle, so the car thought they needed to readjust, it wasnt a fart.
my bad
???
@@TheMrRedSlime-ep7vl my bad
@@TheMrRedSlime-ep7vlmy bad
@@TheMrRedSlime-ep7vlmy bad
@@TheMrRedSlime-ep7vl My bad!
1:54 Vicky's only job she should be allowed to do
could you imagine if Robin narrated this vid?
of course its always satan
Who tf else is it supposed to be???
@@dangel2077 idk humans?
8:29 who put a rat in my ravioli? Now it’s a ratvioli
13:29 Imagine someone breaks Into your house and all that they do is this
If someone were to blow out my birthday candles, you better believe its instant hands.
5:15 I love this prank. I learned it from Full House, and it's go to when roommates are a-holes
My favorite is when we get a bunch of new people leaving a bag of jellybellys but mixed with beanboozle and every flavor beans
6:33 I'm trying to imagine what that sounds like 🤣 I imagine it would sound like the last note Plankton played from the Spongebob episode "Band Geeks".
9:38 the guy made him think there was something in the road by stepping over a nonexistent bump in the drivers blind spot
Tell that one friend you can't stand to wander into a forest at night, I'll do the rest
The last guy dropped a rock in the shoe, not a bug, so when the owner of said shoe wears it, will be greatly uncomfortable
My adhd would still be crashing into things if you left them exactly where they were 5:30
For a three year old, the birthday girl went right for the hair like she was going into a street fight.
the m&m reeses skittles mix is actually a decent thing, have it every year at 4th of july
10:22 ynow that one tawog scene where they're all just looking disgusted with the most horrified face possible? i literaly made darwin's version of that face.
The guy at the crosswalk pretended to go over a hole so the guy had to check for it
breedable 😭
The old guy you say farted... I think he was pulling a Mime, and "stepping over" an obstacle the driver wasn't aware wasn't there... (the reason they backed up...)
2:08 it’s all fun and games until your little brother says you told him that breedable means pretty and points at you
Mushoku Tensei moment
9:30 he made the guy in the car think there was something there
5:21 Someone tooke the beavers that kelt the river and lake out back at the right height. Now that there dams and them are gone more rocks are showing. Makes it a pain to kayak.