This means Santa actually did a very well known manipulation tactic, where the victim is made to feel emotionally vulnerable and desperate, making them more likely to do things they otherwise wouldn't. This is a tactic cults use to indoctrinate more members TLDR: Santa made Rudolph so desperate he became a work slave
Kinda reminds me of the time when there were only 2 car owners either in the entirety of America, or in I think either Iowa or Ohio, and they literally had a car crash with the other car
If you know how to properly use a gun, anything more than 2 (a handgun for home/personal defense and a shotgun or bolt action for hunting) is honestly excessive. Take it from someone that was a gun obsessive growing up: you don't want an arsenal because they're useful or practical in any way. You want them because you're insecure or feel out of control in your life and subconsciously believe that by amassing a huge stockpile of deadly weapons that you'll either impress or intimidate your way out of whatever is eating you inside. You won't. Go talk to a fucking therapist and get the fuck over yourself. 2 is the practical amount of guns to own. Not 222.
Let's check out some more reasonable deaths, but not reasonable names: Nosiop, Gnillaf, Gninword, Etibgod, Sgurd, Eniacoc, Lohocla, Gnikoms, Recnac, Esaesid, and finally, *_Gniyd._*
@@number1ratedsalesman1997_ bro but I'm best friends with the shower spider we talk every night. He likes sausage in breads, which isn't really surprising
@@kaikitty4906 u should name a kid evil then if they get that thing then thye get deth by live-->life(death by life) ÷ evil =immortality or name urself i guess
6:13 imagine getting near another Tesla driver and just screaming you lungs out suddenly causing them to crash, that would really be a fucked up way to go
fun fact: the an-225 Is the heaviest plane in the world and burns 16 tonnes of fuel per hour edit: thx for the likes and here's a video of one of these monsters taking off th-cam.com/video/zGCnZn2_QGs/w-d-xo.html
Fun fact: the first vampire character, Carmilla, is actually more like Lady Dimetrescu. She was a lesbian and would entice women till they lowered their guard and then she'd drink their blood.
10:13 I’ve heard somewhere that people hire professional hackers to test their securities and the hackers basically find weak points and help strengthen said weak points Still, that’s like asking a bank robber to check your vault for flaws in security
video name: "dont click the video" Me, an intellectual: "I have used the power of my keyboard to open the video without clicking it, therefore giving me the official and legal ability to watch the video."
7:07 Am I the only one that noticed that it is only a tranquilizer gun? It even has the darts right next to it I’m pretty sure this is a veterinarian toy kit.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 242 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
2:23 i've always thought about the way computers and phones translate into living beings because of the similarity of their processes so this is horrifying lmao
“You get a large soda of your choice from McDonald’s, but half of Australia is plunged into the abyss of hell. Do you accept?” I mean... which half? Are we going west to east here? North to south? What are we talking?
For the archeologist one I would cover the entire length of the cave in physics equations and In particular the method I used to get that far back in time and then build a time machine myself with my own instructions go backwards once more and continue the loop
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"your name spelled backwards is how you die."
Person named enola: *sad noises*
Enola D'nadas
Alone
Ton.
Fun fact: The plane that threw off the Hiroshima bomb was called Enola Gay
uhhh.. i guess ill die by mail then
Santa has a naughty list. Which means he definitely knew that Rudolph was being bullied and did nothing about it.
*no, oh god no*
WHY DID I NEED TO LEARN THIS
well yeah... Rudolph wasn't convienent to him then...
This means Santa actually did a very well known manipulation tactic, where the victim is made to feel emotionally vulnerable and desperate, making them more likely to do things they otherwise wouldn't. This is a tactic cults use to indoctrinate more members
TLDR:
Santa made Rudolph so desperate he became a work slave
But Santa doesn't deliver gifts to animals. So why would animals be on that list
"Your name backwords is how you die"
Kid named evil: *confusion*
I mean, around 93% of people who were alive died at some point. Life has a 93% mortality rate to an average human. I wouldn’t be too surprised
An EVIL person killed him
An LIVE person killed him
um actually its a* live person killed him@@Neuro_nActivation
@@oZzYzzzZZz🤓 🤓 🤓
@@oZzYzzzZZz🤓
07:09 The existence of a revolving cylinder on a shotgun isn't a problem itself, but everything about this particular one feels cursed.
because it has a pump and it still has an ammo storage
Fun fact: the first person ever convicted of speeding was going 8 miles per hour
Kinda reminds me of the time when there were only 2 car owners either in the entirety of America, or in I think either Iowa or Ohio, and they literally had a car crash with the other car
the drivers be like: oooohhh noooo i can't stop my car
@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache of course. They finally found a worthy opponent. Their battle was legendary.
He was also going four times over the speed limit!
Bullcrap, I was going -500 mph and got a ticket
“If you found a death note, what would you do?”
I’d tell everyone it’s for the school year book and make them sign it
Heyyyy hollow knight
@@ilovkittisncats eyy, I was just about to point that out.
If they made a Death Note sequel THAT HAS TO HAPPEN
“... The experiment was.. “
@@last-genrichtofen9360 ayyyy
.
Fact: Living on a diet of children's livers is healthier than living on a diet of plant based meat alternatives.
wtf
Thanks for the diet idea!
Thanks. I will start eating child livers instead of the fake burgers.
How...how do you know this?
@@winniethepooht5776 Trial and error.
“Your name backwards is how you die”
Person named Ht’aed: Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Robin must not be American.
He thinks 8 guns is a lot of guns.
It's a lot of guns to hold at the same time.
Yessir
@@insaincaldo pfft you dont have a hat gun and Jock strap gun?
What are ya... gay?
Chris East you have ten fingers casual
If you know how to properly use a gun, anything more than 2 (a handgun for home/personal defense and a shotgun or bolt action for hunting) is honestly excessive. Take it from someone that was a gun obsessive growing up: you don't want an arsenal because they're useful or practical in any way. You want them because you're insecure or feel out of control in your life and subconsciously believe that by amassing a huge stockpile of deadly weapons that you'll either impress or intimidate your way out of whatever is eating you inside. You won't. Go talk to a fucking therapist and get the fuck over yourself. 2 is the practical amount of guns to own. Not 222.
"Your name backwards is how you die"
The guy named Sinep: *Please, have mercy!*
Let's check out some more reasonable deaths, but not reasonable names:
Nosiop, Gnillaf, Gninword, Etibgod, Sgurd, Eniacoc, Lohocla, Gnikoms, Recnac, Esaesid, and finally, *_Gniyd._*
@@TheHotBlade lana
Ah I see Mr. Hands part 2
Sinep means mustard in estonian
@@MenacingMegenta
*I-*
“Your name spelled backwards is how you die”
Guess I’m going to get killed by the Network Advertising Initiative: N.A.I
And then the name of your profile:
Man = Nam, Lamp = Pmal
I mean, yeah, I'd totally sacrifice Australia for a soda. Soda's good.
Why do you want me dead?
@@Boymanbiy because every single fucking animal there does
Jesus spamton chill the hell out
As an Australian I would do it if the western half disseapeared. Sorry Western Australians🤷♂️
@@number1ratedsalesman1997_ bro but I'm best friends with the shower spider we talk every night. He likes sausage in breads, which isn't really surprising
Emkay: Don’t click on this video.
Me: Yeah but what if I did anyway?
Madlad
HOLY SHIT THIS MAN IS A SCP
madlad!!
How bout I do
A N Y W A Y
People whose names don't makes sense backwards: "Will my death be a mystery?"
Wolfite playz,
zyalp etiflow
@@Anonymous_dude plot twist: you were killed by a russian
My name is jace so wtf is ecaj
@@Ronin12160 Plot twist: i killed the russian, now im imortal.
I will die due to nahtanoJ
0:55 the ants aren’t effected by the microwave because they are smaller than the wave length of a microwave therefore they can’t be heated up by it
I genuinely laughed at the horse. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
“Your name backwards is how you die.”
Me, who doesn’t get anything remotely translateable from my name: *Guess I’ll live.*
BUT WHAT KIND OF LIFE???
Me: dies by nediak well now dose he kill me orrrrr.......
@@kaikitty4906 u should name a kid evil then if they get that thing then thye get deth by live-->life(death by life) ÷ evil =immortality or name urself i guess
Me being nived: 👁👄👁
I guess a lama kills me😗
"Your name backwards is how you die."
That person named Eid Uoy Woh: *CORRECT!*
lul
Lol
I had to type the letters in order just to understand it- I'm stupid af 😂
My names carla= arlac=African regional labour administration centre.
My name backwards is Legna, so what the actual fuck will happen to me 😃
7:07 Robin is freaking out about the gun in the doctor's kit. Meanwhile I'm sitting here like: "Ah yes, Pump-action revolver rifle."
"Lana Drah is screwed"
R/TechnicallyTheTruth
Fun fact: cherries are kinds of roses
Yo wtf?
Me on my 6th helping of roses: huh
😱
BABY! I compare you to a kiss from a cherry on the gray!
Stop ruining food for me
"Your name backwards is how you die"
Guy named Repeerc: *aww man*
im naming my child that
@@michaeldootdoot Nice
Wait... what's the... oh.
c r e e p e r
*Hissing from behind intensifies*
when he said, "can i have this embroidered on a ballcap or something?" i felt like it wasn't a coincidence.
"your name backwards is how you die"
the guy named natan: i am invincible
the guy named Natas: **starts hoarding crosses**
“Your name spelled backwards is how you die”
My name: Kurt
Hey at least I might get isekai’d
You may have a chance tho and my name is also Kurt
Is this a konosuba reference?!
Truk
Truck
I read that as Turk and that would be amazing.
@@akumasstorytime3910 what is krut
"They can't run out of butter that fast"
Remembers the Norwegian butter crisis
*WE DROVE OUT OF THE LUBRICATION*
depressed norwegian music
They can run, but can't hide from the butter
"Your name backwards is how you die"
Tacocat: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
6:13 imagine getting near another Tesla driver and just screaming you lungs out suddenly causing them to crash, that would really be a fucked up way to go
is your name hsarcotenoemosgnisuactuosgnulruoygnimaercs ?
5:54
I can confirm, Robin, that these pics are indeed legit.
Wasn't hard to find on Google maps to confirm 🤓
I clicked on the video.
You clicked on the video.
We are *madlads.*
YES
@@jayphilipps3904 YES
@@pat8060 YES
@@eiko1 YES
@@risha43 YES
The Glocktopus is less disturbing than the Cocktopus, but it is more dangerous
7:25 “Permanently disturbed horse” I never thought would actually come out my mouth
"Your name backwards is how you die."
Me: *Guess I have acrophobia*
aibohporca is that you?
my death is from nniuq
The one guy called izan: 'frick'
Mine’s from ennayl
Mine is belac bruh
"Your name backwards is how you die"
The girl named Sera: GREEK MYTHOLOGY INTENSIFIES
"your name spell backwards is how you die"
Boys named suez: welp time to not go outside
Girls name suez: oh no
kids suspiciously lacking a father throughout there childhood named Areh:
“Your name backwards is how you die”
People named efink: *sad sounds intensify*
"Your name spelled backwards is how you die."
Someone named Won:...
oh no
*door creaks open*
Wat is that...
Edit: oh wait NOW i get it lol
*beeping noises in closet*
*opens closet*
*notices bomb*
Shit…
oh crap
"Your name backwards is how you die"
Guy named muk: **cries**
Damn
*Kum*
@Ethan Lin r/woooosh
@@braindeadbiter It translated to god father, what the.
@Ethan Lin the jokes name them muk
1.6 million people broke your rule and clicked on this video. It's because your videos are that good. Keep it up, bud. :)
Well,it automatically sent me to this video,so I didn’t click on it
"Your name backwords is how you die"
Dog named dog: ...
“Your name spelled backwards is how you die”
People named Rehtnap Gniluam: Oh fishticks
aww
Panther Mauling does sound like an actual name though
@@alrightyymighty8338 it does
@@alrightyymighty8338 For a wannabe biker gang leader in the 80s
fun fact: the an-225 Is the heaviest plane in the world and burns 16 tonnes of fuel per hour
edit: thx for the likes and here's a video of one of these monsters taking off th-cam.com/video/zGCnZn2_QGs/w-d-xo.html
wow an actual fun fact
thank you.
I have just clicked on the video and this is the first thing I see. Random but a cool fact
Oh I see where this comes from
Damn, thats crazy
Thanks
Great
"Genius" timing, with that wood log car anchor dude and the "subscribe" overlay EmKay gesture! 😁
4:07
i can relate, but it also works for EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BODY
7:09 why is the shotgun both pump action and a revolver at the same time.?
Because America
@@fish3748 you got a point.
@@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637 yes
I have that same shotgun but its red and black
@@earthymax4095 not a real one i hope. Because i think that is a felony.
"Your name spelled backwards is how you die"
Person named Izan: God please have mercy on me
The NAZI!?
H311 no
This has turned into a very big problem
God please no
*Hitler and the nazi return*
Stage 4: RESURRECTION
Title: Don't click on this video
1 million people: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that
If i could go back 100,000 years into a cave thats going to be discovered, I'd write on the wall, 'OMG GUYS ITS PIKACHU ON THE PHONE! '
"Your name backwards is how you die."
The person named Nerdlihc: Oh god.
😐
You’ll die from blood loss to the ankles
Children
That person will die of STDs!
I feel like we need a “Dear God.” From our good friend Rick May.
Rest in Peace, you magnificent Man
"Your name spelt backwards is how you die"
me who is named Nate: "Well, crap
Etan
I feel like I missed out on things
@@Shade45- Pretty sure it's supposed to mean "eaten"
Oh ok thx
my name backwards is anay- wtf only thing i can link is the type of intercourse i hate
RIBAS OH FUCK NO
Fun fact: the first vampire character, Carmilla, is actually more like Lady Dimetrescu. She was a lesbian and would entice women till they lowered their guard and then she'd drink their blood.
14:36 plot twist: he is a god that controls the weather
Ah yes zeus
"Your name backwards is how you die"
Girl named Nevaeh: Wh-
"Like the book says, we're both CURSED and CURSED" - Big Chungus, Grand Turismo: Las Vegas
Ree Nigneeht
Not wholesome 100 momento
"....Whta freaking book?" Skinny Chungus, Grand Turismo: Las Vegas
MY TICS WENT HARD WHEN YOU SAID MY NAME AT THE BEGINNING OML
14:58 Anything? *Grins menacingly*
your pfp makes this funnier
fun fact: banana is a berry and a black berry isnt a berry
strawberries arnt berries either
neither are strawberrys but pumpkins and melons are
A garlic is a type of onion
@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache no...
Blueberries are the only type of berry with berry in their name, the other berries are accessory fruits...
"Your name backwards is how you die"
Me, who's gonna die by the ira: hUh.
ira means wrath in spanish, so you will make someone really angry and then be killed, maybe?
Jokes on you, I hate furries and love Mexican food. And I’m all out of Mexican food.
@@grandpotato172 oh cool, so ill be murdered. at least its a fun way to be remembered
@@probablynotalatexshork5495 just don't go to Spain and you won't die of ira, you'll just die of wrath
"Your name backwards is how you die"
The kid named Snas: Huh? Why do i hear epic music?
11:06 made me chuckle soo hard 🤣. The best subreddit
The only bad thing about emkay is all the freaking ads!
There's no ads tho :/
Just go to the end and press replay
are you experiencing adds?!?!?!?!?! with TH-cam premium- *gun shot*
*Laughs in Ublock*
**Laughs in glitched account with no ads**
*"Your name backwards is how you die"*
So i will be killed by an evil spirit from another dimension? Sick.
3:59 it gets into uncomfortable positions at the worst times
10:13
I’ve heard somewhere that people hire professional hackers to test their securities and the hackers basically find weak points and help strengthen said weak points
Still, that’s like asking a bank robber to check your vault for flaws in security
I think that is an actual job although i might be wrong
Well if the robber is getting paid to do it, they won't need to rob any banks.
both are jobs, its called pentesting. darknet diaries have a few episodes on it
video name: "dont click the video"
Me, an intellectual: "I have used the power of my keyboard to open the video without clicking it, therefore giving me the official and legal ability to watch the video."
Mobile users who tapped it: my goals are beyond your understanding
@@BRUHHHHH999 Yup, me too.
I got a touch screen computer so I don't even need to use the key board
Me with my touch screen laptop
Yes he is smot
7:10 how in the world can we just ignore the bowling pins
You roll the amputated head to them after you kill the patient smh
We need an EmKay merch shop where we can buy fanart turned into pins, hats, etc.
Title: dont click this video
My brain: curiosity = progress
“If your not gay my girl wants you, if you are gay I want you.”
Me a bisexual: Choices choices choices...
Why not both?
Yeah 🧐
Yeah ☺️
Just be polyamorous
@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 like me
@@clayslay1554 like me
“Your name spelt backwards is how you die.”
Mine: *Ava*
Spelt backward: *Ava*
Me: *Looks like I killed myself-*
Or a different ava kills you..... just sayin'
Bob, Eve, and Anna.
The fuck is a oet
nagol
Lana
After seeing this I now conclude that my trust in humanity has died
8:42: "My AMERICAN EXPRESS PLATINUM...!"
8:01 made me release the loudest laugh while everyone was sleeping
10:08 for me
XD
Wait, so you’re telling me if my name’s larutaN I die of natural causes? God this is a bad joke.
Yes it is
Asslya. Fuck im getting killed cause i lied
Larutan in Indonesian means solvent
@@BRUHHHHH999 What a way to go.
@@arfansthename Cool!
“Your name backwards is how you die.”
Iak
So my friend, Ian?
my name is kai-
This was fantastic!!!!
"Your name backwards is how you die"
People named dribkcalB 17-RS deehkcoL: "Well crap"
i would also shit myself if a plane comes chrashing down at mach 3
Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird
oh wow i wish my name was that
"Your name spelt backwards is how you die"
The kid named Sinep: ...
ur name is now nelots
tnemmoc
T H E M U S T A R D W I L L H A V E N O M E R C Y
im not estonian btw
Bed time? I think not, I am going to lay here until I lose consciousness while I watch this channels videos.
im waiting for robins intro to be smt like "im robin and i get that thing throbbing and now lets get on it to the video" XD
“Your name spelt backwards is how you die.”
Me: Vera
Backwards: Arev
...
I SHALL DIE TO THE MONSTROUS CREATURE AREV
Then become aloe vera to fight the lesser being Arev Eola
2:49 lmao mondo owada energy
i was gonna say that 😭😭
“Don’t click on this video”
Everyone: *clicking intensifies*
7:07 Am I the only one that noticed that it is only a tranquilizer gun? It even has the darts right next to it
I’m pretty sure this is a veterinarian toy kit.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 242 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Hey you again!
Ok
Madlad
It continues
I have a feeling that Lexi would love r/breadstapledtotrees
your name backwards is how you die
people named tacocat: well, at least it's a cute way to die
I was gonna say then it is that backwards, then realised that it’s same forwards and backwards
plot twist it starts raining before he can leave the church 😂
2:23 i've always thought about the way computers and phones translate into living beings because of the similarity of their processes so this is horrifying lmao
6:36 " Hello sweetie" best line in History ever!
“You get a large soda of your choice from McDonald’s, but half of Australia is plunged into the abyss of hell. Do you accept?”
I mean... which half? Are we going west to east here? North to south? What are we talking?
i'd assume just a random half, a thanos-snap sorta deal
Hell no I don't accept! Why should Australia get the better end of the deal?
"Crushing news" had me laughing crazy
I think the pastor should have said "ah it looks cloudy out there, why dont i prepare you dinner?"
Emkay: dont click on this video
21.1k people (so far): *I N T E R E S T I N G*
7:12 you:showes up to the hospital with bullet wound
"Card declins"
Nurse:"cocks the shotgun"
The last one though!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 by far the best one on the video.
4:15
As a wise man once said:
“If It’s not 100% accurate, It’s 50% accurate.”
MandJtv
Mandjtv
For the archeologist one I would cover the entire length of the cave in physics equations and In particular the method I used to get that far back in time and then build a time machine myself with my own instructions go backwards once more and continue the loop
1:11 there's always a bigger fish
“Your name backwards is how you die”
Girl named Regina: *(calls the cops)*
12 minutes in and only then realised that I should probably wear headphones while watching this 👍