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  • @MazogaTheDork
    @MazogaTheDork 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +442

    The best part of the "penises on potholes" guy is that he acquired the nickname Wanksy

    • @digitab4446
      @digitab4446 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Perfect

    • @Lurch-Bot
      @Lurch-Bot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I grew up in Britain in the '90s. I probably saw the very first graffiti on graffiti where someone altered the signature to 'Wanksy'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      It is like 'Killroy Was Here' and has taken on a life of it's own. 'Banksy" is one of the earliest modern memes. 'Wanksy' may very be the first meme on meme action ever.
      Objectively if you've even heard of the 'Hamster Dance', you were 'there'. But Banksy pre-dated that by a few years. It was a little bit of spray paint long before it was a meme. I'm pretty sure I saw the actual Banksy in Rugby in 1996...I talked to him. He tried to deny it was his work, with a can of spray paint in his hand...
      Considering I was wearing the colors of the Rugby School Elite, I figure he just didn't realize who he was talking to...I was a 14 year old wolf in sheep's clothing. Down with the establishment! The only thing I learned was an intense hatred of the status quo.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hehehe

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Lurch-Bot i remember the hamster in the microwave game...early internet was wild XD

  • @xissel
    @xissel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +381

    The German guy who ditched military draft is the embodiment of the phrase "be gay, do crimes" and I love it

  • @DeaDaR03
    @DeaDaR03 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    Whoever edited this I hope you give them a raise or at least a bonus. The censor sounds are *a lot* more pleasant to listen to compared to the old ones. The new sounds blend nicely into the video and are barely distracting as well.

  • @shannonp1656
    @shannonp1656 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    That last one being compared to bad tippers: A certain church had its annual conference in our city. No one wanted to work for no or low tips so all asked for those days off. Several restaurants simply closed for the duration of the conference. Convention moved to another city.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Sounds like they weren't being paid enough.

    • @mctripleA
      @mctripleA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tsm688the tipping culture thing is a whole different of worms, but Christians are notoriously shitty people at tipping servers (hence the nobody wanting to work for no tips)

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love the God themed fake $20ss... I men they look like money but are not, and are used to give tips a thing real money is used for, doesn't that make it federal counterfeiting? Why are these A-Holes not going to prison?

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      If nobody wants to work for pay without tips, the dang bosses should get the hint surely that they aren't providing enough.

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@bararobberbaron859 Tipping is the norm in the U S. and wait staff pay is low. Regular customers were driven off during the convention. This was several restaurants that saw zero revenue as better than dealing with those customers.

  • @springfallendeer7236
    @springfallendeer7236 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    On the woman who tracked down gang members who unalived her daughter. She was, unfortunate, unalived in turn. I watched a video on her recently that detailed all she went through, and unfortunately, the area that the gangs operate in are more or less run by the gangs. The police don't do anything about it unless pressured relentlessly. A lot of the people she got locked up went on to escape, and she was tracked down and dealt with.
    Ultimately, it was the fate she wanted; as she considered herself lost to this world the instant she knew her daughter was gone for good. She left her mark, but as of now, it was more or less for nothing.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Please use the word _killed_. This "unalived" nonsense is too cutsey for something this serious.

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@qwertyTRiG
      or use "turned into past tense"

    • @weissvixxen4691
      @weissvixxen4691 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@qwertyTRiG It's more or less a censor.

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@qwertyTRiG Blame TH-cam and their shadowbanning of comments with words they don't like. If it wasn't for them saying that word you might not have even seen their comment at all.

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@qwertyTRiG I believe 'murdered' is more appropriate than 'killed', given the context.

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton110 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    1:30 there is a global law that no one can put ads in space, came about after some corp tried to copyright the tech to put an ad in orbit that would look bigger than the moon

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Good. The fuck are we gonna do about it if they try though

    • @MeIsSmogee
      @MeIsSmogee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Probably shoot it out of the sky

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@MeIsSmogee I don't think you know how space works. It'd still be up there

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tsm688 up there in millions of unreadable pieces, floating along with all the other space junk we have strewn from broken satellites and breakdowns over the decades

    • @JoelHernandez-tz3vk
      @JoelHernandez-tz3vk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@tsm688Then keep destroying it until it no longer resembles what they intended it to.

  • @Furry_Anthony
    @Furry_Anthony 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    10:32 "Aggressive generosity" is awesome, haha. We need more of this, honestly.

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can we just call it Karen-tipping?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine rarity from mlp aggressively tipping you
      Wow

  • @muffinfluff2476
    @muffinfluff2476 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    In the UK, you can report broken kerbs, missing or unsafe dropkerbs and potholes on your local council website. Its very easy and works 100% of the time. Sometimes it takes a month or two if they decide its not urgent but it does get fixed.
    They're not aware of these issues if you don't tell them. There's 1000s of streets in every city remember.
    Plus if a few people report the same issue, it gets fixed quicker.
    I report kerbs as I'm a wheelchair user and its worked every time.

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      made me happy reading this. (not the wheelcheair part, but the potholes getting fixed and it working for you part). we need good news occasionally. here in germany if you report road damage, you just get a cataloge of excuses or that it's somehow your fault XD
      wish you a happy christmas season.

    • @muffinfluff2476
      @muffinfluff2476 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thecursed01 and to you! Merry Christmas x

  • @HylianWolfMage55
    @HylianWolfMage55 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

    10:20 Using people's homophobia against them to avoid having to be in an army is really clever. It's a shame it worked because this type of hatred shouldn't exist but using this type of hatred to avoid having to kill a fellow human being might be a subtle middle finger to them.

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It aint the homophobia...the Recruiter saw an agile mind, expressive and apparently well educated.
      It would be a waste to send a mind like that into the Army, so the kid was declared 'unsuitable'.
      Thing is, as written, the kids letter sounds awfully contrived.
      The Recruiter gave the kid a break because the kid earned it!

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@pirobot668beta no recruiters back then in germany. mandatory military service. also i think being gay was technically a crime until 1994 in germany. i don't remember of any actual charges for it in the 90s, but still...1994...we are not that far ahead of some cultures. though nobody was executed for it st least since the 3rd reich. as opposed to said cultures

  • @samanthamorgan2188
    @samanthamorgan2188 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    While Christmas decorations being sold at the beginning of October is totally and completely ridiculous, there is something that is even worse. The Hallmark TV channel that I get has this thing called Christmas in July, and my soul dies a little bit each and every time that I hear one of those commercials advertising it

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      people like to decorate for Christmas as early as mid November now which i find ridiculous but in order for them to do that, the decorations in stores have to be out in time for them to see them and buy them, so its only good business for the stores to have the décor out in time to sell the most before the end of the season when they have to discount it. it is a bit annoying but its because people have changed their habits and stores are accommodating them!

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🎶HHHGregg
      Panasonic Blu-Ray, 99 dollars
      32-inch LCD TV, 299
      LG 42-inch HDTV, 489
      Everything's on sale during Christmas in
      HHHGregg
      Panasonic Blu-Ray, 99 dollars
      32-inch LCD TV, 299
      LG 42-inch HDTV, 489
      Everything's on sale during Christmas in🎶

    • @SpeedyCheetahCub
      @SpeedyCheetahCub 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I enjoy Christmas in July for two reasons:
      1. People in the Southern Hemisphere can experience Christmas activities with snow since normally Christmas is in summer for them.
      2. I used to visit relatives in another state during the summertime and there is a cute little Christmas shop with the most gorgeous ornaments and Christmas trees. They usually were only open during Christmastime, but because of Christmas in July they would also be open in July so we could actually go to the shop when we were there.

    • @aspergianstoryteller6204
      @aspergianstoryteller6204 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      These are acceptable reasons.

    • @fisheyenomiko
      @fisheyenomiko 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The idea of "Christmas in July" has been around for ages. Hallmark is just capitalizing on it.
      Looking it up, "Christmas in July" started at a girl's summer camp in the 30s. So, yeah, it's an old idea.

  • @Anagh1701
    @Anagh1701 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Broomsticks are the ultimate trauma weapons in india. You have no idea just how efficient women, especially wives and mothers were with a broom. I still watch my every move if my mother is anywhere in the same house as a broom is

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    ChaoticGood is something I love to embrace

    • @Navoii.
      @Navoii. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You grin at that? Damn

    • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
      @Jc27uhh4h4h4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      how have i seen you everywhere that pfp is like a curse

    • @rinkehibma252
      @rinkehibma252 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Jc27uhh4h4h4 could also be that its easy to remember

    • @chocola6971
      @chocola6971 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      haiii

    • @shadowstep9522
      @shadowstep9522 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hey @Just_a_commenter, i hope you are doing well today.

  • @zacharyjackson9642
    @zacharyjackson9642 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Working at Walmart I can say that the whole month of November and December are basically black out days where you can’t request to be off and if you miss work points are doubled. On top of that having 3 separate Black Friday events makes everything stressful. It’s the busiest most stressful time of the year and everyone hates it, I think that Black Friday should just not exist anymore 13:46

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it's not even a goddamn sale any more it's just a scam isn't it

  • @GrenzGengar13
    @GrenzGengar13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1:24 maybe the movement of "if it's in an (unskippable) Ad on youtube or other formats outside of TV, I won't buy it" will get way more followers. You wouldn't believe how good some stuff that never bothers you with an unskippable ad is, sometimes even better than the supposed "high class" variants from the ads.

  • @toast99bubbles
    @toast99bubbles 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    With the Hostile Pedestrianism, I've noticed a trend of cyclists thinking they have right of way over pedestrians on pavements recently. I looked up the highway code and it appears that they should be using the road and don't have right of way over pedestrians on pavements, so if any cyclist tries to get me to move out of the way on the pavement, I now ignore them and don't apologise for being in their way. If they have a problem with it, they can stop breaking the law.
    EDIT: Just thought I'd add that these people often don't even wear bike helmets too,so they care neither for their safety or the safety of those around them. I myself am a cyclist and I stick to roads and cycle paths whilst also wearing the necessary protection and ensuring I'm visible.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The number of cyclists who not only don't wear safety gear, but literally mock those who do, is enraging to me.

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Similarly, if I have to walk the opposite direction to traffic on a small one way street, I will walk slowly in the middle of the road and obviously dodge correct traffic. What this means however is that sometimes I have a car behind me honking, telling me to move, because I'm in the way - unfortunately for those drivers, they are only stuck behind me because they made the incorrect decision to drive the one way street in the opposite direction! XD

    • @SpeedyCheetahCub
      @SpeedyCheetahCub 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I have to bike on the sidewalk because I bike to places that don't have roads leading to them, so I ring my bell on my bike to let people know I'm there, but if I notice they don't move then I slow way down and politely say "Excuse me" to them. I always wear my helmet when I bike around. It's dangerous to intentionally stay in the way of bikers, because if you acknowledge they are there but don't move, you might get hit or they might avoid you by going off the sidewalk and crashing. It's inconsiderate to refuse to move for bikes, but I agree that some bikers are too demanding of pedestrians.

    • @toast99bubbles
      @toast99bubbles 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@SpeedyCheetahCub You clearly are from another country, so I don't know what the law is where you are, but if a cyclist hits me and injurs me because they were cycling illegally, they're at fault. It's not inconsiderate to refuse to give up my right of way to people breaking the law.

    • @SpeedyCheetahCub
      @SpeedyCheetahCub 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@toast99bubbles Oh crap yeah I'm probably from a place with different laws. And yes, I'm agreeing that if someone is driving/riding illegally and they hit you, you're not at fault. However, I'm also saying that it doesn't matter whose fault it is if you're severely injured or dead. Sure you were right, and the other person has to pay your medical bills or maybe even go to jail, but you still got hurt and they might also have gotten hurt, so it probably would have been better to move out of the way and shout angrily at them instead of staying in their way and getting hit.

  • @commissargeko4029
    @commissargeko4029 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    16:33 I now want to see a subreddit about people doing good things for selfish reasons. Guy's employer probably just figured that the cost of bail was less than the revenue they would loose from being a man short.

  • @ProudVet-Russ
    @ProudVet-Russ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "if i look up into space, and i see advertisements, i will become a terrorist"
    i was dying laughing after he said that.

  • @Superdavo0001
    @Superdavo0001 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    6:50 It's worth mentioning that the idea of them shorting "more than 100% of the stock" is an unproven conspiracy that has become woven into a weird financial cult. Folding Ideas' most recent video does an incredible deep-dive into that weirdness.
    The core point is still true though, liberating capital from those with too much is always a positive!

  • @pantherkent4145
    @pantherkent4145 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    fun fact teddy was racist but refused to let it get in the way of everything including others lives.

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is how I wish most people were when they talk about “people dont even let me share my own opinions!!” because theyre literally always the types who actively do things to make life harder for the people they go after. Ever since my mom has started to learn about the consequences of banning abortions she’s started to realize why so many people shut down conversations if someone vehemently claims they ‘care about both’. Yeah you sure care about both when you dont allow people access to medical care even if its an ectopic pregnancy or anything got fucked up, and also wanna have people get arrested for having miscarriages! its starting to make sense to my mom why maybe the government shouldnt be basing medical care access on a belief system that not everyone follows.

  • @TheManDude
    @TheManDude 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Saxton Hale: 12:32

  • @somedude8380
    @somedude8380 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    there are 2 types of religious people. the type that you wouldn't know were religious after 2 years of knowing them (unless you also follow that religion) and people who use religion as an excuse to be horrible people.

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes

    • @MeIsSmogee
      @MeIsSmogee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Definitely

    • @sholamakinde430
      @sholamakinde430 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i hate how 99% of the time, this is entirely true. as a religious person(a Christian, specifically), i hate how people can treat others like shit and justify it using religion. its not fair for anybody, not the people targetted or people of the same religion who are hated by default because one person thought not straight = satanic. i hate it.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      plenty of people can be overt about their religion or lack thereof without being dicks. Most Sikh's I've known were pretty chill, nice people and they've got multiple symbols of faith they wear as part of their religion, same goes for some hijab or turban wearing Muslims and some cross wearing Christians.

  • @MooseShower
    @MooseShower 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    As a chaotic neutral, I love these types of subs seeing some people.
    But eyyyy! The Instagram grandma is on this one. She slays every day and laughs on her dead exes and haters all the time and she’s so silly

    • @FScotsman4472
      @FScotsman4472 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      instagram grandma, or, instagrandma.

  • @garysimmons3362
    @garysimmons3362 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    1:43 Good hacker (white hat), neutral hacker (Grey hat), evil hacker (black hat). It's always refreshing hearing white and Grey hat stories.

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES

  • @TVT.v1entetain
    @TVT.v1entetain 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:45 white hat hacking is when hackers use their powers for good, its still illegal

  • @sandeman1776
    @sandeman1776 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Pissing on your gf to cover that she peed herself is Chaotic Neutral. Chaotic Evil would've pissed solely in her face and then laugh and tell her she pissed herself first.

  • @ThisOldSkater
    @ThisOldSkater 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:12 The poster's employer probably does own the work product and the poster's actions were likely super illegal.

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:45 I also make direct eye contact, look down at their plates, then return to eye contact as I pass by, turning my head and silently wishing I were an owl so I could stare longer

  • @WI-FI_GOD
    @WI-FI_GOD 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    4:12
    I would totally name my daughter Minnie Cox 😅😅😅

  • @TheMuler
    @TheMuler 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:51 even the journalist called the guard a nerd ;^;

  • @jamievee8375
    @jamievee8375 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:11 imagine you crying on tv then two ladies start cursing next to you, I get why but that’d be enough to get me to laugh instead of cry

  • @missingnoghost
    @missingnoghost 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    14:33 Holy SHIT that plot twist had me smiling irl

  • @Byvowana
    @Byvowana 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    1:09 hol up so it is somehow ops fault that other's dog came to op's regardless of op dog's gender?

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      people really love to blame their own animal’s behavioral issues on other folks/animals, its a whole problem. Our realtor’s daughter was walking their dogs in the neighborhood before we moved in and two batshit insane, clearly neurologically fucked up pitbulls from some entire other neighborhood (so roaming, no leash) ran at them and mauled her and the eldest dog. She recovered, and the lil pooch ended up recovering though sustained many scars and a large chunk of his jaw being removed. The owner? An absolute nutcase. Looney bin. Complete and utter mess of a human being. She apparently was shrieking at the daughter and the dogs for ‘causing hers to go wild’ or something. These dogs were such messes that vets refused to even go close enough to put them down. They were both removed from her, thank god, though at that point a painless end for them would just be best, because theyve clearly been horribly fucked up by life itself and their poor excuse for an owner. I believe her charges were very severe, at least….. But that whole situation has led to the neighborhood cracking down on how dogs act even on-leash, and the events left the two small pooches so traumatized that they’ll have sudden moments where they’re sent into an episode and go after one another, so one gets boarded at the kennel I work at while their mom works and keeps the eldest at home. He’s a tough lil guy, he’s nearly 20! It’s terrible what some people will do to pets, none of that ever needed to happen. Those pitbulls were robbed of a normal dog life because of their complete maniac of a dog owner, and poor lil Bubba has to deal with even more physical issues than that of his old age… And his brother his reactive with other dogs too, now, which means he can’t even meet my own pooch who’s actually relatively chill with other dogs his size. Its such a nightmare.

  • @Even_littlerB
    @Even_littlerB 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “I have more fish tape and willpower than your entire organization” hits so hard

  • @Nijonibi
    @Nijonibi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:40 ... they fixed it... over... night??? DUDE! they been working on the same patch of road here in my town for 6 months!!! like wtf!!!

    • @ytsucksrightnow
      @ytsucksrightnow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      God, I love the 2nd amendment.

  • @rather_be_a_cat
    @rather_be_a_cat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    Well who would have known that it's not right to abuse teenage store staff? Thank you Robin, your banal rant has provided so much wisdom.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Maybe you're not being sarcastic, but some people genuinely don't care that it's a poor teenager just doing their job. Common sense is not that common.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      People who don't know how computers work ascribe magical powers to people behind tills. I have to explain to my dad that till people literally don't have the power to do a quarter of what he's demanding, and I'm sure it all goes out the other ear by next morning...

    • @rather_be_a_cat
      @rather_be_a_cat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@iclynnx that it's put on this Reddit feed is enough explanation that it's not normal behaviour. It doesn't need a 2 minute explanation.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rather_be_a_cat Seriously? You again? Leave me alone

    • @rather_be_a_cat
      @rather_be_a_cat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@iclynnx if you want to be left alone, maybe try not putting bland replies under people's comments so they don't need to point out why you make little sense.

  • @Senorgato029
    @Senorgato029 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:03 that is why Theodore Roosevelt is my favorite president, zero fricks given and based as hell, thats what I believe being an American should be and if I wasn’t introverted and socially awkward I would

  • @Scatterbrained_and_Lost
    @Scatterbrained_and_Lost 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:55
    Or alternatively, carry a brick. They'll likely be a lot more cautious when their paint job is at risk. Seriously, I saw a comparison video and it was like night and day.

  • @TheKampfschaf
    @TheKampfschaf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    We have christmas sweets in the stores since September. Outside were 31°C and i stared at christmas sweets feeling utterly surreal.

    • @abigailgriffin-wc3fm
      @abigailgriffin-wc3fm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Every year Christmas in July becomes more of a real thing

    • @leolen8029
      @leolen8029 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Halloween has fallen, Christmas is coming.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:27 I remember last black Friday, the amount of returns and refunds at Costco and bestbuy because of the dishonest pricing, was expected but I'm still surprised

  • @Apollothenerd
    @Apollothenerd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    12:52 Man, thank heavens that they censored the mans shirtless top area, if young children could see that they would be horrified and changed permently😨. don't look in the background btw nothings there🙂.

  • @artistanthony1007
    @artistanthony1007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Emkay, that falls under Gray Hat, not White, he was not given permission to hack even though he had good intentions.

    • @Hunter-is-gay-af
      @Hunter-is-gay-af หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks for the information!

    • @APPLP1E
      @APPLP1E 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kinda like that one hacker team that leaked the data of a cheating dating site (Ashley Madison) and exposed 37 million cheating husbands 💀

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +585

    It be Friday people! Can I get a hooyeah!?

    • @Khobi_Smith
      @Khobi_Smith 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      HOOOOOOYEEEEAAAAAHHH

    • @partycup
      @partycup 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      pooyeah

    • @clownylol
      @clownylol 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      HOOOOOYEEAAHHHHHH

    • @slumbersky
      @slumbersky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      HOOYEAHHH

    • @AC-ti2tt
      @AC-ti2tt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      HOOOOYEAH

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:16 that wouldn’t be a new law. It’s in the U.S. Constitution, the fourth amendment.

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      an armed home invader is an armed home invader no matter what they wear...

  • @Magic_Skeleton
    @Magic_Skeleton 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    2:03 I love the editor so much

    • @RonTheDumb
      @RonTheDumb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agree

  • @frauleinloonylove7273
    @frauleinloonylove7273 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Robin, your withering snark is a breath of fresh air. Rock on, dude.

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    1:35
    Ahh. The rarely seen, but always appreciated, "White hat" hacker.
    4:58
    Welp, that was dumb.
    OP probably just admitted to breaching contract.
    Most work contracts contain stipulations stating that the company owns EVERYTHING you make that pertains to their business, during workhours or if your free time.
    Unless they OP left the programs on site, the company can sue them for violating their contract, and for "damages".
    I.E. OP just screwed themselves harder than a steampowered "marrital aid".

    • @chrishuhn5065
      @chrishuhn5065 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nope. He's a grey hat hacker. He did what he did without the consent of the owners of the mikrotik routers. Good intentions, but still illegal in most countries.

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    ChaoticGood combines the two two things I love, people doing helpful things and chaos. I love it. >:D

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The problem with dogs humping each other is that its "rude" & aggressive, a dominating behavior that usually having nothing to do with sexual interest. At the dog parks, where I'm guessing the OP is running into other owners, it is proper owner etiquette to tell YOUR dog not to mount other dogs. OP is right that its not their dogs fault other dogs try to dominate him, that's on the owners of the mounting dog! Again, it likely has nothing to do with the dog not being fixed or sexual interest, though.

  • @guildmastersstory2169
    @guildmastersstory2169 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:04 That’s more just chaotic, rather than chaotic good. You’re either going to get run over or cause a crash. It’s not worth doing just to make a point.

  • @lenajk2004
    @lenajk2004 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    robinhood ❌
    boobinhood ✅

  • @Metqa
    @Metqa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the censored sections played just as my headphones were losing power so instead of the clever censor sounds I got, perfectly timed "Please charge" from my headphones. I had to go back to see if that wasn't actually part of the video because you folks are too clever by far and I almost believed you'd done that! Keep on making awesome videos! Thanks

  • @fisheyenomiko
    @fisheyenomiko 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    @10:24; Black man drinking at a "Whites Only" fountain, 1964
    "Our grandparents were there"
    Grandparents? Dude, I have *siblings* that were alive in 1964.

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My mother was born that year.

    • @JumboShrimp2011
      @JumboShrimp2011 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mr.bobcyndaquil4214Cyndaquil?

  • @thegamingpugyt2832
    @thegamingpugyt2832 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    3:37 why is robin wearing a Wii remote? At least he had the wrist strap on though

  • @b.assmaster1504
    @b.assmaster1504 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now i wanna print out those fake bills, but in german with Euros, and hand them out to churches in my area

  • @Daniel_Coffman
    @Daniel_Coffman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A roost certainly would drive any HOA batty.

  • @toasega
    @toasega 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This guy: "It's not okay to murder people just because they piss you off."
    Also this guy: "It's perfectly reasonable to piss people off, vandalize property, and generally mildly ruin lives to the point that they would want to murder you."

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    9:08 didn't think i can love Sue Perkins any more than i already do and yet, gems like this make me fall in love with her all over again! 😊💙

  • @TrashMammalMae
    @TrashMammalMae 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    18:48 as someone who works at an IHOP and got tipped "$100" in those fake bills that spew Christian stuff all over it, I applaud the atheist

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos หลายเดือนก่อน

      I "love" the God themed fake $20ss... I men they look like money but are not, and are used to give tips a thing real money is used for, doesn't that make it federal counterfeiting? Why are these A-Holes not going to prison?

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Emkay rants about how employers shouldn’t be harassed
    Most people: yes
    Itsagundam: ShUt uP bUtTeR C u P

  • @isaachammond1174
    @isaachammond1174 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I live in the town with t& no motor vehicles sign, it is Grinnell Iowa. The Sign originally said No motor vehicles, the no was then crossed out with spray paint. It was then painted over to say yes, and then painted again to say no. It has been that way for a couple of years now. The no's have won.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So, horse buggies?

  • @Magicwaterz
    @Magicwaterz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Christmas decorations pop out in October 1st"
    Dude, ours start as early as September 1st.

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:42 as a retail employer regarding Christmas decorations being in the store on the floor early it’s because in a lot of stores they simply do not have the space in the back. So while it’s annoying it’s the best they can do.
    15:23 defacing property is inexcusable I’ve seen many statues vandalized and it’s unacceptable.

  • @literallyaguyiguess
    @literallyaguyiguess 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    As an avid follower, I love interacting with your videos! 🤓

    • @Khobi_Smith
      @Khobi_Smith 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Can we just appreciate how much effort they put into making content for us? 🤓

    • @libyan67
      @libyan67 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      whats your pfp?

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:00 in most places if you make something at work it belongs to your employer even when your not being specifically tasked to make it.

  • @claytonwoodrow
    @claytonwoodrow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Christmas in october? Guess what our shopping centre did in october… THEY PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

  • @kiralana324
    @kiralana324 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "hostile pedestrian" keep in mind in some states/places if you dint use a crosswalk or use one out of order, drivers are not liable if you recklessly disobey valid traffic laws (I.E. legal murder)

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In some places it's not even reasonable to hold the driver accountable because they can't see the pedestrians who aren't following traffic laws. It becomes a 'play stupid games' scenario really fast in bad weather, dark roads, winding roads, or high speed thourofares. Not like high dencity cities where the padestrians outnumber the cars and move in highly visible herds on well lit streets.

  • @TheMiningMeteor
    @TheMiningMeteor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:29 just you wait until this guy sees a blimp. It’s all over for us.

  • @sourisvoleur4854
    @sourisvoleur4854 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:10 the reason colleges and universities are so expensive is, in large part, because states have severely cut back funding. There are other reasons but that's #1.

  • @h2oninja878
    @h2oninja878 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    hey! to the people who hate their jobs! come become lifeguards! you’ll make the same cash, there’s less karen’s than you think and were seriously understaffed. also, you don’t get overworked a shit ton

  • @imagominus
    @imagominus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man, i wish i had the brilliance, bravery and determination to pull of such ridiculous but wonderful acts!

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whenever I have to walk around a car that's blocking the sidewalk, I walk uncomfortably close. Let them wonder if I'm scratching their paint. (I'm not)

  • @alanamuir
    @alanamuir 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The worst thing in the UK is that they adopted Black Friday. They do the whole disgusting thing, but without celebrating Thanksgiving. They adopted the gross side effect, but not the holiday.

    • @headphonesaxolotl
      @headphonesaxolotl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The entire point of BF is to sell one's remaining stock before the end of the year. I'm not quite sure why people get so upset at sales. (unless it's "money bad, buisness bad, capitalism bad
      😢")

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@headphonesaxolotl because it's not actually a sale. It's every store saying "we got a sale!" ...then not making a sale... followed by millions of angry sheep headbutting everything in sight for the duration. People never learn. They never fucking learn.

    • @alanamuir
      @alanamuir 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@headphonesaxolotl It's not the sale that's a problem. It's the crazy people camping out in parking lots and stampeding each other for the sake of junk that's disgusting.

    • @headphonesaxolotl
      @headphonesaxolotl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@alanamuir Yeah I don't like that either
      Like come on bro it's just a TV. it's not worth a campout

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Black Friday came about because everyone starts rushing to do their Christmas shopping around that time in November as they are running out of time, and stores started having bigger and bigger sales to unload excess stock. Most retail is in the red for most of the year, and then Christmas is when they get back in the blacknand also clear old inventory. That's why it's called Black Friday. It is a shame some businesses exploited the pattern by having fake sales.
      In the period after the Winter holidays and before Spring starts is the slowest time of year, and so that's when trade shows go on so that buyers can figure out what to carry for the new year.

  • @Jordanhumanhedgehog
    @Jordanhumanhedgehog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:46
    "a what now?"
    "You know, a coward" XD

  • @spartan3294
    @spartan3294 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Regarding Miriam Rordiguez, she was killed after the game put a hit out on her. Shot in her driveway.

  • @fatboysgarage7984
    @fatboysgarage7984 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The woman who talked about dropping out of high school looks so much like my college music theory teacher. She was a super sweet person.

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The censorship noises just brought me back to my childhood, thank you so much, Kenny

  • @daisyjoy242
    @daisyjoy242 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:31 the fact Robin watches wendigoon, makes me so happy

  • @KesorodaBlk
    @KesorodaBlk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That’s not how bombs are delivered, that’s how they seal up cursed idols before they’re dropped into the ocean!
    Emkay has never watched Jumanji, smh.😅

  • @somdudewillson
    @somdudewillson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:58 This is almost certainly doing more harm than good. Giving people a significant negative emotional experience tied to being asked to get vaccinated and getting vaccinated is rather counterproductive. A decent general rule of thumb is that punishing people for doing the thing you want them to do is unhelpful.
    5:11 Uh, no, they _do_ own that person's programs. That's... what they were paying them for.

  • @nobbyfirefly57
    @nobbyfirefly57 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not only are companies putting the pollution blame on the people, when they keep their lights on all night, but now they want to keep billboards on all night too? Just use paper, it’s cheaper than maintaining a digital billboard!

  • @Toaster11Two
    @Toaster11Two 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Back at my old horse riding class someone painted p***ses on potholes on the road nearby, I can't remember if it worked tho

  • @raccoon.pies.
    @raccoon.pies. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In response to the Dairy Queen post, I’ve worked in customer service for years and it’s always the sympathy and understanding of other customers that help me get through it. Just the other day I was given shit from a couple who wanted to yell at me because they thought I was shorting them change when in fact I wasn’t and the dad who came after them in line and said “jeez can they not count?”

  • @theladysnausages
    @theladysnausages 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I will never get over how america is so weird and obsessed about their guns that you have to worry about getting shot just for mildly inconveniencing someone (especially when it's usually them who is in the wrong)

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:47 Better idea; Get a job working for the people that take out the trash for grocery stores. Drive not to the dump, but to Homeless People, with all the perfectly good food that grocery stores throw out each week. Get rid of food waste, and feed the poor. Then proceed to throw the REST of the trash away at the dump like you're supposed to.

  • @Copper_eater
    @Copper_eater 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:47 in a store near me started selling Christmas stuff on October 20th and all the Halloween stuff was at a 40% discount

  • @sassymusic77
    @sassymusic77 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Second comment - I just about cannot believe that a black man drinking out of a,whites only drinking fountain was such a huge deal only 13 years before I was born. I do not have words for the strange disconnect of being born so close to such major historical human rights activism.

  • @Wonder_of_Rizz
    @Wonder_of_Rizz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Because Dr. Phil is a giant YOOO-Plant Saver"

  • @matthewdovidas4213
    @matthewdovidas4213 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:58 the problem with that is that, no they may not be able to remove it because of the endangered species act, but they can fine you as the homeowner for disallowed structures on the property and fine you until its removed, which you also cant do. And if you dont pay the fine theyll just foreclose on your home. They can be perry right back and unfortunately they have the upper hand in thay argument. Youll lose your home for like 500 dollars and theyll sell it for massive profit and get rid of you. And the laws we have basically allow it because screw the common joe. These corporations who own the HOAs need more money and they participate in legalized bribery, aka lobbying

  • @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095
    @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:46 Genuinely my favourite thing in the 2020’s

  • @madsfiedler3884
    @madsfiedler3884 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    in love w the uncle who pulled the Gay Card on the military draft

  • @shsu2
    @shsu2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:44 hes gonna be shocked for life when he finds out about grey hackers

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:25 I can understand this as an adult, but as a minor I don't understand why you should put up with abuse from the elderly, what do they have to lose, they're job and a 30% to 50% discount? Also we at emkay despise the tipping culture because no employee should rely on the good will of the customer despite how much they appreciate it.

  • @DavidRomigJr
    @DavidRomigJr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Regarding the one where the person wrote programs for a billing office, anything you write on company time or machine belongs to the company.
    So, the poster publicly admitted to, after being fired (which means terminated for doing something wrong), maliciously destroying the company’s property. That is a strong suit for being sued if not criminal activity too.
    This is why many companies immediately walk you out and terminate your credentials after firing someone. (Surprised they asked them to continue to work after a firing.)
    When you intentionally do something wrong, ‘tis best not to publicly talk or post about it unless you are really, really sure they won’t find out or are too incompetent to do anything about it.

  • @itsfilipinoball8129
    @itsfilipinoball8129 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:37 As a Filipino I never got so offended by something I agree on

  • @lynnhayes2363
    @lynnhayes2363 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I heard about a town that went "dry" for the weekend of a KKK rally. Town could not deny them the permit, but could deny them the drunken misbehavior.

  • @peytonkinnamon5318
    @peytonkinnamon5318 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No escape? I assure you, there is an escape.
    Parked on our street

  • @ThaRealEnzyl
    @ThaRealEnzyl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:05 I thought he was saying "Because Doctor Phil is a giant f****ng plant saver", I was SO caught off guard when it switched

  • @goosifyed9717
    @goosifyed9717 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:35
    bro litteraly turned repainting things into a bonus level

  • @gasad01374
    @gasad01374 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:42 this is what is commonly referred to as "attempted suicide". intentionally running out into traffic essentially jumping in front of speeding cars with the intent of starting arguments and/or hoping you get hit.

    • @OfLoyaliisms
      @OfLoyaliisms 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think moreso it's "Lack of self preservation" because while it's technically dangerous, they are following the laws and not doing anything that SHOULD be dangerous. (It should be perfectly safe if drivers are being mindful of the pedestrians nearby), so it's less HOPING you'll end up hurt and moreso, not CARING if you do or not.

  • @ASHE_ATTACC
    @ASHE_ATTACC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The cut between the Dr. Phill segment and the "Plant Saver" segment was so abrupt I thought Robin called Phil a Plant Saver and I was confused