If it comes back blue, the heck'd you do If it comes back brown, keep reaching down If it comes back white, then you're alright If it comes back yellow, that was one weird Jello If it comes back pink, sprint like a wink if it comes back black, give it a smack
"If it comes back lime, you had fun time with a mime" "If it comes back pink, you've destroyed the sink" "If it comes back gray, its uncle bob's time to play" thank you.
I went to a small veterinary technician school after hs. I heard a story about a PETA person coming in and setting all of the cats, dogs, rabbits, mice, and rats free. Some cats killed most of the mice and some labratory equipment was broken by a freightened dog, which ended up hurting itself on some glass that it broke
thank you for starting the video off with that post, it made me spit out my drink after i had decided to take a big fking sip of it for no apparent reason
@@KHowardishereandthefunsbegunNo it’s that the almonds are “milked”. As in blended and their juices are being taken and turned into a milk. Idk bout the blending part
“If it comes back yellow, tell the doctor i said hello” “If it comes back shiny, free money, don’t be whiny” “If it comes back clear, get out of here” “If it comes back gone, eat a baby like a scone”
Day 302 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Thanks! :D
"They paid for it, with ANIME." Truer words have never been spoken... I say this all the time without ever hearing it prior to this video from another person...
I'm Robin the bank and iran and said Yemen When i escaped secuirty and said oman when I was surrounded,there was Norway out. (Haha country/probarly states pun)
@@declanhandley-byrne4335 fun fact it just says think mark, not think mark think which is what most people remember it as. Another fun fact I'm sorry and yes I know you don't care.
1:53 If it comes back zaffre, the shade doesn't matter. If it comes back falu, you belong in a zoo. If it comes back aureolin, you best not stay on the tin. If it comes back mountbatten, that surely shouldn't happen. If it comes back glaucous, that just makes me nauseous. If it comes back skobelof, I'm gonna scoff. If it comes back feldgrau, you can't shit in Moscow. If it comes back boysenberry, results may well vary. If it comes back vantablack, that's some dang potent crap. If it comes back pearlescent, censorship is still present. If it comes back octarine, it may never be seen.
Look Robin, the guy with the giant testicle might float but he'll be upside down as the balls are the ones with more buoyancy so in both cases he'll die but he's already dead
R/ShowerThoughts: Every torture imaginable has probably already been done. Sad. Me: That’s where the probably kicks in. This one is impossible yet the most terrifying one. A white void of nothing. You are a sentient/sapient being that is nothing, just a conscience. You are in the existing nothing. The nothing that can only exist if something exists and if nothing is a thing. Needing concepts, and worst of all, someone to have an understanding of those concepts and if there is something and no being, then it’s technically nothing since it can’t be proven. That’s the worst. Eternity, boredom and not so nothing nothingness.
If it comes back pink, don't stop and think. If it comes back gray, are you okay? If it comes back violet, just keep quiet. If it comes back yellow, you peed my good fellow. If it comes out lime, I'll pay you a dime.
I just finished watching an Emkay video and now this when is already posted, gosh I love Emkay
same for me ! ヾ(＾-＾)ノ (well i'm kinda late tho)
Pogg same
@@angelinaz_uwu7647 ,Y "🍄
@penguins is ijjjkkkk
@penguins llc, 5vthe 🌰glji c
"if it comes back brown, keep reaching around."
"if it doesn't come back, alligator attack"
“If it comes back gold, it shouldn’t be told.”
If it comes back blue, the heck'd you do
If it comes back brown, keep reaching down
If it comes back white, then you're alright
If it comes back yellow, that was one weird Jello
If it comes back pink, sprint like a wink
if it comes back black, give it a smack
This is the best one so far
the best one
Ok then. Alligator, fetch dad
*Robin just a couple days ago*
“She wished she could be dominating but she just can’t be.”
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“If pain means bread in French, then I own the whole bakery.”
Can I get this on a bumper sticker please?
And pan means bread in spanish
@@MarkosKapox i saw a pan in a spanish zoo,pretty sure it was bread in captivity
@@MarkosKapox Panera bread
No
@@MarkosKapox i guess i own a lot of frickin pans
"If it comes back lime, you had fun time with a mime"
"If it comes back pink, you've destroyed the sink"
"If it comes back gray, its uncle bob's time to play"
thank you.
Not uncle BOB!
NOO HE WANNA PLAY THE TOUCHING GAME :(
If it comes back yellow, you're one sick fellow
@@linainverse9369 if it comes back aquamarine you'd better ask your doctor about your spleen
If it comes back orange...
God dammit
4:41
this fits perfectly
"My first crush ever, was the dragon from Shrek" "Well that's is akward"
Ye
If it comes back glowing, thats something most people would be showing
If it comes back pink, you missed the stink
If it comes back blocky, you might needda hockey (BRO IDFK THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO)
If it comes back rainbow rainbow you need a docker
If it comes back hotter, go see the doctor
@@creepyrat what
If it comes back chartreuse, just drop another deuce
If it comes out pink, it really must stink
I’m uniqe ( s
Real talk, chartreuse is the ugliest color
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@@ethankoh6851 turquoise*
I went to a small veterinary technician school after hs. I heard a story about a PETA person coming in and setting all of the cats, dogs, rabbits, mice, and rats free. Some cats killed most of the mice and some labratory equipment was broken by a freightened dog, which ended up hurting itself on some glass that it broke
and yet PETA still exists, for reasons i dont really understand
sidenote, how the heck did they manage to do that without getting stopped in time?
That is actually a pretty good thing
"Putting dairy milk in your morning coffee is sexist"
Me: *switches to tiddie milk*
No. Man milk is better
No, red milk is better
And once you finish the milk you got a free meal to
nah, my fav is cronchy milk
I use t h i c c o r a n g e j u i c e
If it comes back Magenta, a doctor's appointment is on the agenda.
i like this one
if it comes back yellow, youre my fellow!
@@applbappl aww man. Was gonna say if it comes back yellow, keep wiping your fellow
@@Rimikare what
@@applbappl the wipe jokes. I had one for yellow but u were ahead of me
“Benadryl cucumber snatch“ I’m sorry i just HAD to take a double take funniest thing I’ve heard all year
if it comes back purple the only ryme i can think of is gurble
Gerbile?
If it comes back gray don't skip leg day
I had turquoise poo once...
Don't ask...
If it comes back orange
Aw fuck
If it comes back grey
You are definitely gay
"We're all kings here"
Syndrome: And when everyone's a king,
*chuckles* No one will be.
Nice one
you know, i hate kings, would much rather be a mayor
If it comes back turquoise, high-five the boys.
Why 👀
Beat me to the boys for turquoise
If it comes back purple, it means you’re immortal
If it comes back grey you better run away
If it comes back maroon, you'll soon meet your doom
“If it comes back flaming, Tacobel can take the blaming.”
"If it comes back turquoise, you feed it to a tortoise"
Why can I imagine Robin robing a bank with:
"Hey, I'm Robin and I'm Robin'"
“How’s it going, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome back to EmKay, I’m your host Robin, preparing to commit 7 different war crimes!”
@@gyhsntdbb9237 *same*
This makes me think of: "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.".
@@gyhsntdbb9237 only seven? i commited 36 in ukraine
ONLY THIRTY-SEVEN? I did 792,937,928,000,927,111 War Felonies In The U.S.A Just now!
"you think a man can do what a vibrator can?" Bruh, you turn this into r/murdered by words
Vibrator can do what men can't and men can do what a vibrator can't
If it comes back Teal, you're a big, big deal.
if it comes back lime, you aren't fine!
If it is yellow, play it mellow
If it comes out purple...
*shit*
If it comes back black , stop shoving voidlings in there you psycho
@@cookiehawk check for a turtle.
thank you for starting the video off with that post, it made me spit out my drink after i had decided to take a big fking sip of it for no apparent reason
If it comes back gray, your liver's not okay
That's a good one
If it comes back pink, I don’t know what to think
Get to the doctor and don't delay
or some one came there today!
If grey, you gay
"If it comes back red, you got pounded in bed"
Emkay: That's true
Me: Wait..... How do you know that?
I would pay for a Robin onlyfans
@@sintrabio Man, same.
He has tried a man in his dreams
When he remembers r/suddenlygay
@@ikafajetsala9572
what? when?
@@axolotlinabucket1287 you do not need to know that is a secret
“If it comes back yellow, you’re an unlucky fellow.
No, you let it mellow.
Whenever that would happen to me it usually meant I had consumed corn and it passed through the system too fast.
"If it comes back cyan, you better run, Ryan!"
8:45 at september 10 2022 hits different after, you know
If you think fricking a dragon is bad, avoid cloud meadow
just looked it up on steam, you're right
Dare I even ask?
Decides to look it up and Jesus Christ what the fuck
I don't think most people need a reason to avoid cloud meadow.
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"Satan, i've come to bargain" was just too good
“I thought it said cream instead of scream”
Either way, there’s a chance it’s the same situation, just one letter shorter.
u h m -
👀 AYO
mm
4:15 "I believe most people are good in my a$$"🤣🤣😭
Driving the Last Spike.
@@spencercoots Oh Lord
I would walk 500 miles
can we all talk about how PETA said "putting DAIRY MILK in your coffee"
WHY DID YOU SAY DAIRY MILK, MILK IS DAIRY!
*Cough* There’s milk that ain’t dairy.
Such as from the joke… bulls’… that ain’t dairy but it milk… why did I make myself say this
Ummm almond milk?
@@ElvenMoeFrick me. Why did I have to say something that I didn’t really want to and someone says an alternative… yeah seed milk isn’t dairy either.
I mean, they think that almonds can make milk 😬
@@KHowardishereandthefunsbegunNo it’s that the almonds are “milked”. As in blended and their juices are being taken and turned into a milk. Idk bout the blending part
Sharks:
*Wait,you don't eat your family when you are young?*
When you kill only 5 humans per year yet they kill millions of you per year:
@penguins th-cam.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/w-d-xo.html
"If it comes back gold, then you're too old"
@penguins what is going on everywhere I look in comments I see this video what the hell
Australium Shit
"If you love it, let it go. If it comes back, eat it."
Or you're Midas.
Hello engie!
“If it comes back yellow, tell the doctor i said hello”
“If it comes back shiny, free money, don’t be whiny”
“If it comes back clear, get out of here”
“If it comes back gone, eat a baby like a scone”
Fun fact: all grass seeds are edible
nice **eats grass**
@@MARlPOSA *becomes anti vegan*
Wait grass has seeds I thought it peed on dirt to make more grass
Grass is eat
All seeds are edible if you're bold enough👀
Day 302 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Thanks! :D
Nice
Yes
I agreee
I agree
I agree BUT YOUVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 302 DAYS?!
If it comes back grey, you're having a bad day.
If it comes back yellow you must love smello
If it comes back cyan, you’re going to be dyin’
if it comes back orange you've went past you range
If it comes back pink you need to think
If it comes back how did you eat a boomerang wtf
Wait so you’re telling me people skinned hands and dipped them in hand sanitizer? That’s just overkill
"yes, where's Japan?"
"No bob! We too-"
*_remembers about SCP inappropriate content_*
"Just go straight Bob, may god be by your side"
"no Dr. Bright, you can not sell adult SCP magazines in Asia, and who would buy that sort of stuff anyways?"
Is it bad that I don't rlly get this..? Is it for only those who know the fandom alot...? (Please help me
@@Techy404 Fuwwy protogen!? :O
̶A̶l̶s̶o ̶u̶h̶m ̶a̶d̶u̶l̶t ̶w̶h̶a̶t 😳
@@MoonLightOfficialOwO just don’t search up scp rule 34
@@MoonLightOfficialOwO yes, i'm a protogen
4:37 I stopped paying attention after he mentioned his first ever crush was the dragon from Shrek
Ikr so many fantasies...
"They paid for it, with ANIME."
Truer words have never been spoken...
I say this all the time without ever hearing it prior to this video from another person...
8:45 scariest is that it was posted 6 months ago
Yeah
Yea
Robin should do an intro were he says “hello I’m Robin no not the bank”
Agreed
Has happened before
I'm Robin the bank and iran and said Yemen When i escaped secuirty and said oman when I was surrounded,there was Norway out. (Haha country/probarly states pun)
If it comes back green, STOP drinking four loko golds!
If it comes out blue, that’s on you!
If it comes back pink, you need a drink
@@Blackjack_Blackhole if it comes back pink, the you truly have a kink
If it comes back maroon, you better fly to the moon
Why us nobody talking about how the dragon from Shrek was Robin's first crush??
Can you blame him?
Wait a second... The dragon from Shrek ditched Robin for Donkey?!?!
@@JEC2019 o ma gaw
we try not to think about it
Lol
11:06 im proud of you for pronouncing bronchochemonia
Long live Worcestershire sauce
3:51
“OH DREEEEAAAAAM! GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM THAT CHILD!”
When he called Benedict “Benadryl” tho
*_I’m dead_*
dont forget cucumber
@Gabriele Urban thanks
Fun fact: You are now aware of the fact that you are both on the inside and the outside of your skeleton at the same time
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One day I will hatch. That day grows closer.
I love and hate how that makes too much sense
So when your a fetus you’re just playing early Access
Finally I'm inside someone
If somebody ever tries to open the door on a plane, just dead stare at them while they rip off their arms, it's way funnier
"I said slay the dragon, not lay the dragon!" - Robin, 2021
Edit: how did this get 100 likes in one day?
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3:57
I am disgusted with myself for I know the correct way to pronounce that ‘oh dreeam’
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@@EEEEEEEE E E E
If it comes back yellow, eat it like jello
Since you guys liked this one, I'll give you another one
If it comes back purple, then gurgle
If it comes back pink, THINK, MARK, THINK!
r/cursedcomments
If it comes back yellow your one dirty fellow!
if it comes orange, i cannot find something that rhymes with orange
@@declanhandley-byrne4335 fun fact it just says think mark, not think mark think which is what most people remember it as.
Another fun fact I'm sorry and yes I know you don't care.
1:39
If it comes back yellow, well god says hello.
if it comes back light brown come down to the doctors
if it comes back purple
its me.
these two replies don’t reply with the colors
like that’s the points
What happens if it comes back Pantone 480 C
8:42 aged like artifact not in the British museum
if if comes back turquoise, you should probably alert the boys
If it comes back purple, what in the hell did you last gurble?
If it comes back pink, what the hell did you drink
If it comes back grey, you are not okay
If it comes back yellow the feeling is not mellow
If it comes back gold, then your stomach is sold!
"look, the man was 8000 years old, there were plenty of photos taken off him where he looked like ghoul from Detroit"
Idk why I laughing at that 😂
Finally a cursed comments title from emkay that isn't either "eat him :)" or "NO DON'T EAT HIM"
If it comes back a Toyota, you're getting sent to the government of Dakota
If it comes back gray, better scream mayday.
If it comes back purple, best hope not to GURGLE
If it comes back in a day, then just say "F@
1:53
If it comes back zaffre, the shade doesn't matter.
If it comes back falu, you belong in a zoo.
If it comes back aureolin, you best not stay on the tin.
If it comes back mountbatten, that surely shouldn't happen.
If it comes back glaucous, that just makes me nauseous.
If it comes back skobelof, I'm gonna scoff.
If it comes back feldgrau, you can't shit in Moscow.
If it comes back boysenberry, results may well vary.
If it comes back vantablack, that's some dang potent crap.
If it comes back pearlescent, censorship is still present.
If it comes back octarine, it may never be seen.
i dont even know any of this colors
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WHAT ARE EVEN THESE COLORS
I think it’s different shades of common colors or food? 🤷🏾
HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE COLORS
(I know vantablack)
If it comes back camo, you might have lost your ammo
if it comes back teal, thats surreal
if it comes back yellow, "somebody help this fellow"
Cursed comments is my favorite subreddit.
Excluding every NSFW-hentai ones.
w h a t
You mean except the illegal ones right?
Robin: my first crush was the dragon from Shrek.
Me: you freakin donkey.
No he is donkey
Note to myself: never start eating while watching an EmKay video.
I never learn my lesson 😅
😂
1:14 it all makes sense now...
"What the dog doin'?" Funniest thing I've seen at the end of a video
"It's for my family"
Did you just say family?
The meal is on me
what in the duck is ur pfp
I'm kind of a family my self
@@182exe technoblade but 👀
@@mayett9672 so... . You are an orphan???
"Where can you legally be naked?"
Me, an intellectual: SHAWA
4:21 Medic! In My Ass
makes it sound like its the Get Behind Me Doktor copypasta
9:23 moment of silence for our fallen narrator. he will be remembered
Who?
if it comes back yellow, your not an okay fellow
1:45
Crap yours is better than mine
If it comes out yellow, your child is Asian.
If it comes back maroon you’ll stop bleeding soon
Finally I've been waiting for more cursed comments
Neat for them to put a Bloodborne disk in the thumbnail, but it's also very cursed...
Look Robin, the guy with the giant testicle might float but he'll be upside down as the balls are the ones with more buoyancy so in both cases he'll die but he's already dead
Yes
R/ShowerThoughts: Every torture imaginable has probably already been done. Sad.
Me: That’s where the probably kicks in. This one is impossible yet the most terrifying one. A white void of nothing. You are a sentient/sapient being that is nothing, just a conscience. You are in the existing nothing. The nothing that can only exist if something exists and if nothing is a thing. Needing concepts, and worst of all, someone to have an understanding of those concepts and if there is something and no being, then it’s technically nothing since it can’t be proven. That’s the worst. Eternity, boredom and not so nothing nothingness.
Wait… people actually saw this and liked this?
I have no mouth and I must scream.
@@Kamakiri86Oh… that’s… well that’s why *Internal Screaming* exists
Wanna play 8 ball
@@beef2clutch449Sure. Where?
Nothing is useless
2:23
That censorship that just disappears as the screen changes , also without a censorship in the dubbing: You sure?
True
Cu- m
8:41 my guy predicted the future, the queen died and england lost on penalties.
"if it comes back cream" your uncle wasn't a dream.
oh....
Ewww XD
@@guadobobey5785 oh mon dieu...
( Oh my God in french)
If it comes back yellow, he's a kinky fellow
*If it comes backs orange, damn it nothing rhymes with orange!*
yes
@Samuel Parsons I hate you
F#ck it like a sporange
If it comes back orange, stop fricking your door hinge
If it comes back orange, GRAB A DAMN SPORANGE.
That "benadryl cucumber snatch" Had me throw up the water I was drinking
If it comes back white, you ain’t gotta fight
If it comes back black, you gotta throw a wack
"if it comes back gray, it's the end of your days!"
6:29
"Need any help up there, Bob?"
"Nein"
Oh oh oh no that was a plot twist
*If it comes back orange, put it in your porridge*
@penguins you RUINED THIS THREAD
@@peskypigeonx thats a bot lol
Why does my porridge taste weird
@@trexindominus8119 Good question
8:41 THIS AGED TOO WELL
If it comes back yellow, you should stop eating jello.
If it comes back pink, don't stop and think.
If it comes back gray, are you okay?
If it comes back violet, just keep quiet.
If it comes back yellow, you peed my good fellow.
If it comes out lime, I'll pay you a dime.
Why is nobody replying to this
If it comes back brown, gulp it down
@@psychopompous489 If it comes back lime, your shitting slime
@@NishisStreak It already came out lime, make a new rhyme
@@psychopompous489 Okay, Low key go right a poetry book-- I will wait here🙇
If it comes back gold, how tf you that old?
If it comes back pink, you’re life’s on the brink
9:55 after all 45 trainer battles
finally my cat evoluted
Looks like anka from animal crossing
No one:
Not a single person:
The background music:
*"yA lIkE jAzZ"*
more like cuphead
@@its_a_me_pickle it is cuphead
@@potato4016 yeee, its the music that plays when you're in Mr.Dice's house
@@its_a_me_pickle I know but you said more like cuphead
If it comes back pink, well what do you think? (1:52)
1:29
organs
If it comes back as every color,goonr/gocommitdiebecauseyoucan
If it comes back Teal, it's not a big deal
Losing virginitiy is like going fishing.
I've never gone fishing. XD
oh
Press f to pay respects
Losing virginity is like going fishing.
My uncle made me do it.
9:49 mans vanilla flavour turned into french vanilla
If it comes back orange-
Nothing rhymes with orange
No it doesn’t
Then it went out of range
No It DoEsn't
Door hinge
No iT dOeSn’T
If you made a faux pas, just say “sorry brah!”.
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@@EEEEEEEE E
@@burger322 A SPORTS
@@earthsdeepquotes3018 it's a game thing
@@burger322 E
If it comes back orange, stick it back on the door hinge
If it comes back yellow, move away from your fellow.
3:09 me, when I'm cold and my hands start twitching really fast: I don't have such weaknesses
8:23…. The lion gets “courage” and they Imply Dorothy gave the organs….. I learned something new about Dorothy today….
Edit: spelling
Same I thought Dorothy was of the female gender. I guess you can never assume lol
"If it comes out torquoise, did you hear the black lady's voice?"
If it comes back crimson, you couldn't handle him, son
If it comes back magenta, GO TO THE DOCTOR