I had a teacher who took my book so I told her if she read the ending to everyone I would spoil every movie she wanted to watch to the whole class who hasn't seen it me and Ms.Kelly became best friends unfortunately she passed away before I could graduate
7:31 this is very accurate, some of the most painful deaths in fiction that I've seen have been very sudden and out of nowhere, no long monologues as they're dying or anything like that. Hurts the most when it's a character you really like and thought for sure would have too much plot armor to just be suddenly gone
Every time Robin narrates, I learn a little bit more about his and Zach's backstory and at this point I'm just too invested in it. P.S: I don't remember if Zach was another one of the narrators either here or on EZPZ channel. But I love these little snippets of robin's memories
the sad death writing tips thing is soo true though. and if the series is long enough have the person dying be a main character in a previous arc so the audience already feels very attached to that character. i say this with confidence because i cried for a fucking week after reading a certain death scene edit: for those of you who want to know, the series im talking about is The Unwanteds by Lisa McMann
This is not a spoiler because _Bones_ has been over for years but if you haven't watched it all yet, be warned: ... My personal one of this is Sweets. I didn't even like him as a character that much at first because his sole role (for like an entire season) was to be a staff psychiatrist who couldn't connect with his clients, and they mostly used him as a butt-monkey a lot of the time. Most of his points were accurate, but the writers deliberately chose to make him present his points in the worst possible way to people he really should be more familiar with. And then they started to grow. And then HE started to grow. And then he had a fiancee, and I actually really liked him, and he had a PLACE on the team, and the team ribbed him good-naturedly but would actually take his advice into account. AND THEN THEY KILLED HIM. PREGNANT FIANCEE. GOOD PLACE IN HIS CAREER. BUDDING FRIEND/SUPPORT GROUP. ACTUAL RESPECT BOTH EARNED AND GIVEN. BANG. FUNERAL EPISODE. GRIEVING TEAMMATES. Nope. Heck RIGHT off with that. ... Thank you for not killing off Hodges.
It's been years and I still cry everytime I watch (spoilers if u continue) Ace's death scene, one piece fucking broke me at that point. I remember I actually had to stop watching for a full 2 weeks because of the emotional demage it did to me.
8:17 the secret to happiness is… to always think positively and not to be scared of anything because you attract what you fear and if you think about something a lot then you attract it more
14:47 Even worse, tell her that you rigged up her village with TNT so it will be destroyed when she logs in. At that point, she can either never open that world again or watch it be destroyed, knowing she could have easily prevented it.
5:26 No what I’d do as an English teacher would be that I’d have all my students fill a “getting to know you” card. It would include their favorite book/movie and favorite characters from said work. I would use those lists to create assignments. Every time a student either wouldn’t follow directions or wouldn’t accept a compromise (because we have a stupidly strict time table to stick to) they would get a custom assignment. The custom assignment will be one of the worst fanfics I can find with as many of the student’s favorite characters as possible and they would have to either correct it all (if they need to practice technical skills like punctuation) or write a minimum of one page about why this is or isn’t a well-written fanfic, including proof.
Might not be the best idea. I can simply state that my parents forbid me from reading fanfics due to them frequently containing inappropriate content, and admin would most likely consider it perfectly reasonable.
I think Robbin should cover thiss subreddit more often, it's so nice to hear him laugh, he's my favorite narrator on this channel and it makes me so happy to hear him having a good time while recording his voice over
7:37 I'm an aspiring author, and I'm already doing all of these with my wholesome lovable character’s death. Even sadder, it was her closest friend who had to kill her for the greater good. She didn't understand and her last words were calling him a monster. Totally destroys him. Making readers cry is a genuine goal a lot of writers have.
7:09 So, as someone who writes as a hobby and has been told that I'm excellent at messing with people's emotions with my stories, I started chuckling evilly at this part because this describes EXACTLY how I write out characters' deaths. Especially when writing fanfic and I get to go off-canon, I'll purposefully kill a character who everyone knows canonically survives and I'll make their death agonizing. I've made people cry with my stories and I will not relent.
Except that neither of those terms are recognized by the APA (which I'm just realizing is a palindrome itself). However, whoever came up with the word lisp is truly evil.
@@HerrConner627 Not to mention, damn hard to properly pronounce without LOADS of practice! I bet whoever came up with that word struggled almost every time to correctly say it themselves.
The one with the tuna at 9:38 … I read something like that on Revenge Reddit. Sim cheater’s ex put them in his curtain rods. He ended up giving her the house as he and his new girlfriend couldn’t get rid of the smell…. They took the curtain rods with them when moving out.😂
I love how a lot of phobias of words have words that are "scary" with that phobia. Like AibohphobiA, the fear of words that sound the same both backwards and forwards. Or the "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia", fear of long words. It itself is a horrifyingly long word.
I think I might be satan. Today in school I played a noise only kids can hear. Everybody was complaining about some weird beeping noise that hurt their ears. I am the embodiment of chaos.
When I do it, I use precisely 15.736 kHz (or 15.6 in PAL regions), as it's the same frequency as the sound from older televisions, meaning people who grew up during or before the 90s can't hear it, regardless of actual hearing ability, but younger people who've probably never even seen a CRT can.
why is this so weird to me, it’s like an interaction same as: “hey bro did you get the new- OW WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!” “YEAH I HEAR IT TOO WHAT IS THAT?!” “children, what noise do you hear?”
10:31 I found it hilarious that he attempted to spilt couples up, but the funny part to me is this would actually work in Kangroo land. The theatre staff (In my town at least) would regularly walk in to check and if you looked like you weren't in the right space you'd be asked your check and asked to moved if your not in the right seat.
The fact that by the end I couldn’t tell if Robin was already laughing at the next entry or still laughing over the previous entry brings so much joy. Please let him have this sub again in the future!
9:34 instead of tuna, hide a slice of orange or lemon somewhere. It won't smell at all, even when it rots, but it'll still attract bugs. (Flies, fruit flies, ants, roaches, what have you.) He'll have a major bug problem and no way to get rid of them permanently and no clue why they keep coming back. I also once saw a post where this man talked about how when he and his ex split, their house was under both of their names despite the fact that he paid for the place, and she ended up getting to keep it when they split, so he hid tiny programmable noisemakers he bought all over in the house before he left (like in ceiling corners, undersides of tables, insides of lampshades, windowsills, undersides of couches and beds, upper corners inside cabinets, the whole nine yards) that were set to play a whine so high pitched and quiet that you'd question if you were hearing things, and they were set to play it at random intervals. He found out from a mutual friend that his ex's new boyfriend left her because he couldn't stand being in that house because he was convinced it was haunted because of the "vibe" and the "bad vibes" nearly drove the ex insane until she eventually moved back in with her parents and tried to rent the place out instead, except no renters ever wanted to stay after the first month and some even broke their leases to move out because the place "felt off" or "had a hostile air" that they couldn't explain. He eventually stepped in and offered to buy the place for double whatever she charged for rent, and she gladly gave it up. He removed the noisemakers from where he hid them and enjoyed his home. So that's another idea.
3:43 great idea Jay! A Car Battery will do NOTHING to a human even if you touch both poles at once. However, if you hook it up to the screws it will short out the battery. If the wires dont melt, the battery will catch fire/explode. GENIUS!
You *could* just make up something like how you misplaced yours. Two birds with one stone! You troll someone AND test how trusting others are of you at the same time. Yay.
I have never laughed so hard. I laughed so hard that my neighbors knocked on my door asking if I was alright or being murdered (my laugh is shrill and loud, so they must've thought I was screaming) EMKAY NEEDS MORE OF THIS SUBREDDIT!!!
Here is how to to scare the living daylights out of anyone 1) Get a small piece of paper and something to write with 2) Write whatever you want on the paper 3) Place it on their car’s windshield so it looks like they got a ticket 4) Grab a bucket of popcorn 5) Enjoy the show
4:06 when we were coming back from Spain they told us we couldn’t pour liquids into a trash can. I had to chug a liter of water and they made my friend DRINK A HAIR PRODUCT (apparently they didn’t understand what it was; luckily it was a travel-sized bottle)
6:57. I have heard a couple of crows talking like humans. There is no accent. They sound just like we do. It's not the typical "polly wants a cracker" in parrot voice. It is freakishly human-like perfect imitation. So doing that would freak people.
5:46 Dan from gamegrumps has a similar but funnier idea. Hire the babysitter and be there to greet him/her. When the baby sitter goes "Where's your kid?" You go "Uhmm, uhmm... I want a cookie and popsicle. And I want to watch Bambi!"
5:15 nah nah nah, what YOU do is take a book you don’t like, white out the words on the last couple of pages, then spoil a book or movie HE is going to watch or read! Then laugh once he gives the book back and say, So… how’d you like the end of [ insert movie or book name here ] sir?
As a McDonalds worker I can say with confidence, ordering all the pies is not the worst thing ever.... We have had someone order all our patties. They wanted each one cooked. They paid around 600 bucks... you know those things go cold after like 20 mins
7:30 I've done this. Had a character marry his partner, they had a pretty big age gap, then got an incurable disease 35 years into their marriage, died ~5 years later losing more and more of their memory along the way, their partner wanted to care for them in their old age despite being young enough to be able to remarry, character died on their wedding anniversary and a week later their partner *implied* committed suicide. Did I originally plan for this to happen? Not really, but it came to me in one of those random thoughts and made me cry for an hour straight and then I was like, "It's perfect." So, yeah. Sometimes, as a writer, you just gotta let your characters suffer.
That whole "getting in trouble for reading" thing is real. When I was a kid my "punishments" were so ass backwards because of how much I enjoyed reading. I'd either be made to play videogames instead (a random one of my mother's choice and she'd usually pick this one Dukes of Hazzard racing game or this disk that had old arcade games that could be played on a PS2) or I'd have to go outside without a book. It got to the point where I would try to read the nutrition facts on cereal boxes and try to feign being concerned for my health. Backfired when she stopped buying the good cereal...
4:50 I’m LITERALLY going into surgery at 7:15am tomorrow and I would have a full-on heart attack and shit myself if I heard the surgeon say this. However, my surgeon has the sense of humor of a beached whale carcass, so I **THINK** I’ll be okay. 👍🏻
4:47 I would say "Something will happen on the first of December. He awaits. Shut the curtains. Lock the doors. Don't look. He hungers. You've been warned."
8:50 Im pretty sure the poster just selected NYC's craigslist page, New Canaan is a town in lower connecticut. but yeah this sorta thing is kinda run of the mill for that area lol
13:20 But then the minor twist to the twist is that they're all ACTUALLY gay just they haven't come out yet. So they all think 'little do they know there is no straight man...' .
The crowpost returns! You do not need to "free their tongues", crows can already talk, they just choose not to, you do not need to carve up their anything.
5:20 as someone who reads in class...honestly i can't say its evil because im always reading books about poison or stuff like that so it wouln't make any sence for them to tell me the ending B)
5:15 Now I'm imagining someone reading Lord of the Rings, where the ending is over 50 pages long... The ending to those books is practically its own book!!
For that last one, I recall a time where my brother had pissed me off, so I got even through the whole TNT rigged village thing, only instead of an obvious pressure plate at his feet, I used a design for a trapped tree as the trigger, planting it in the middle of a road to be very intrusive and hard to ignore. The thing about this design was that it's made in such a way that there is no way to disarm the trap without setting it off, and the TNT throughout the rest of the village wasn't apparent at all, meaning he could either set it off and lose the entire village, or he could leave it there and slowly go insane because of his perfectionism.
I am so glad I decided to watch this. Robin's laugh is contagious, and some of these made me laugh so much I couldn't breathe! This is the most fun I had watching an EmKay video in a good while. Thanks for the fun guys! (some of those are just plain evil and I love it.)
This. This is Robin's perfect subreddit He has moments where he talks about the post. Sometimes he's actually surprised and laughing at it. And best of all, he rarely gets upset at the posts like when he voices meme subreddits
10:20 One day stop filling it up with ketchup but instead with soap on a barbecue day, once someone gets the [Soap bottle] for their hotdog, watch as they squirt soap on their hotdog.
It brings me joy to hear Robin cracking up so much
Yeah, i never heard him laugh so much before
I agree!
Also hi furry! Nice pfp.
It was amazing
@puteqx good luck soldier
The exact opposite of Robin on r/memes. Such a great host
I had a teacher who took my book so I told her if she read the ending to everyone I would spoil every movie she wanted to watch to the whole class who hasn't seen it me and Ms.Kelly became best friends unfortunately she passed away before I could graduate
big rips
Wait like how did she pass away? Was she an older teacher?
Rip🕊️
@@klaus.sfc01official30 a car crash on her way home
@@AmeliaRomanov that’s so sad
3:15 i legit just went on to a colorblind tester because I was really confused. halfway through I was like "wait a minute, this is about evil people!"
What does it say? I can’t read it
@@Thebiggestgordon nothing. It's just random green dots.
@@toomuchglitters7254 oh thank God
its evil to everybody...
I did not even try. It's just evil to people who are not color blind.
7:31 this is very accurate, some of the most painful deaths in fiction that I've seen have been very sudden and out of nowhere, no long monologues as they're dying or anything like that. Hurts the most when it's a character you really like and thought for sure would have too much plot armor to just be suddenly gone
Now I know why V's death in Murder Drones is so sad...
Arthur's death has all those factors
Kakyoin died instantly
Where does Holland get off calling a demolition op Priority One-
The way Robin got the giggles from the harmonica one through the end just made those already god tier memes even better.
YES
Will no one talk about the colorblind joke where it showed nothing even for non colorblind people?
@@THE_RADIANCE …But it did show something :O
@@Magpie_Media No it fucking didn't.
@@olivernielsen2211 Nah, it did. It was an image of that one smug Leonardo DiCaprio meme. Pretty cool if I do say so myself.
0:58 “If I can’t find love, NO ONE CAN”
Every time Robin narrates, I learn a little bit more about his and Zach's backstory and at this point I'm just too invested in it.
P.S: I don't remember if Zach was another one of the narrators either here or on EZPZ channel. But I love these little snippets of robin's memories
He was both! He used to be an emkay guy around the damien era, and EZPZ started as “his Emkay” so to speak.
What IS their backstory by the way??
@@prevention.s they are roommates
@@milanbeerepoot4260 oh my god they were roommates
@@heqrtout even better:
they're roommates with PIEMATIONS, YEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!!!!!!!
the sad death writing tips thing is soo true though. and if the series is long enough have the person dying be a main character in a previous arc so the audience already feels very attached to that character.
i say this with confidence because i cried for a fucking week after reading a certain death scene
edit: for those of you who want to know, the series im talking about is The Unwanteds by Lisa McMann
What series?
Jotaro?
This is not a spoiler because _Bones_ has been over for years but if you haven't watched it all yet, be warned:
...
My personal one of this is Sweets. I didn't even like him as a character that much at first because his sole role (for like an entire season) was to be a staff psychiatrist who couldn't connect with his clients, and they mostly used him as a butt-monkey a lot of the time. Most of his points were accurate, but the writers deliberately chose to make him present his points in the worst possible way to people he really should be more familiar with.
And then they started to grow. And then HE started to grow. And then he had a fiancee, and I actually really liked him, and he had a PLACE on the team, and the team ribbed him good-naturedly but would actually take his advice into account.
AND THEN THEY KILLED HIM. PREGNANT FIANCEE. GOOD PLACE IN HIS CAREER. BUDDING FRIEND/SUPPORT GROUP. ACTUAL RESPECT BOTH EARNED AND GIVEN. BANG. FUNERAL EPISODE. GRIEVING TEAMMATES.
Nope. Heck RIGHT off with that.
...
Thank you for not killing off Hodges.
It's been years and I still cry everytime I watch (spoilers if u continue)
Ace's death scene, one piece fucking broke me at that point. I remember I actually had to stop watching for a full 2 weeks because of the emotional demage it did to me.
those tips are the definition of Danganronpa
8:17 the secret to happiness is… to always think positively and not to be scared of anything because you attract what you fear and if you think about something a lot then you attract it more
14:47 Even worse, tell her that you rigged up her village with TNT so it will be destroyed when she logs in. At that point, she can either never open that world again or watch it be destroyed, knowing she could have easily prevented it.
Thats just cruel-
Exactly.
Hopefully no dog in that village otherwise her dog is DEAD
Satan, chill
But can’t you change game mode before entering the world by changing the world settings so that when you enter, you’re in spectator mode?
this brings me such happiness seeing robin just laugh this much
OH MY GOD A HEART
Your pfp is the same as the one I have set for my mom on my phone
@@MovingON-r6j good
@@MovingON-r6jI was gonna say "You have V1 set for your mom??" And I realized this was 1 year ago
@@Username_broken lolllll it was a cat, everyone has cat pfps in my phone
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5:26
No what I’d do as an English teacher would be that I’d have all my students fill a “getting to know you” card. It would include their favorite book/movie and favorite characters from said work. I would use those lists to create assignments.
Every time a student either wouldn’t follow directions or wouldn’t accept a compromise (because we have a stupidly strict time table to stick to) they would get a custom assignment. The custom assignment will be one of the worst fanfics I can find with as many of the student’s favorite characters as possible and they would have to either correct it all (if they need to practice technical skills like punctuation) or write a minimum of one page about why this is or isn’t a well-written fanfic, including proof.
I'd love to have you as a teacher, you seem super fun!!! lmao seeing this happen to someone is just gonna be funny
Who wronged you
Oh my god I actually love that, it’s actually engaging and it makes you understand the concept of citing evidence very well
Might not be the best idea. I can simply state that my parents forbid me from reading fanfics due to them frequently containing inappropriate content, and admin would most likely consider it perfectly reasonable.
But that also means you gotta read through it yourself. Why would you torture yourself like that?
I think Robbin should cover thiss subreddit more often, it's so nice to hear him laugh, he's my favorite narrator on this channel and it makes me so happy to hear him having a good time while recording his voice over
And more of r/cursedcomments
I dislike the ones that involve trolling kids for no good reason, but otherwise these are _definitely_ my kind of people. 🤣
I enjoyed the ones that involve trolling kids for no reason. If they don't like the pranks they can pay taxes ( this is quite obviously a joke )
I think that apple pie one was just to piss of the lousy parent
i love the trolling kids
im a kid but i love seeing annoyance or horror in other kids
@@plague_doctor-scp-049 offensive side eye
Criminal offensive side eye
7:37 I'm an aspiring author, and I'm already doing all of these with my wholesome lovable character’s death. Even sadder, it was her closest friend who had to kill her for the greater good. She didn't understand and her last words were calling him a monster. Totally destroys him.
Making readers cry is a genuine goal a lot of writers have.
Meanwhile I'm on the other end of the spectrum and make all of my characters clones with backups.
NOOOO
Bro why
Oh my god satan only dreams of being as evil as you
But please remind me when you publish it
always love it when robin genuinely laughs and breaks
r/Foundsatan is quickly becoming one of my favorite subreddits.
This is one of the reasons why
The horrifying fact is that the door at 2:02 doesn't just have no handle, but it is actually a 'push' door.
I feel like most people would walk up and try to push it first anyway, without reading the text.
imagine it's a pull door and it's the only door, so you can get out of the room until someone opens the door from the other side...
I mean I noticed that from the thumbnail
@@aqua3625 Nope...
It doesn't Push OR Pull...
It slides sideways into the wall...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
There is a place with the opposite thing, there are door handles on the push doors. It confused the heck outta me.
7:09 So, as someone who writes as a hobby and has been told that I'm excellent at messing with people's emotions with my stories, I started chuckling evilly at this part because this describes EXACTLY how I write out characters' deaths. Especially when writing fanfic and I get to go off-canon, I'll purposefully kill a character who everyone knows canonically survives and I'll make their death agonizing. I've made people cry with my stories and I will not relent.
With all due respect sir, what the hell did the war do to you?!
Mf I killed half of ducking Denver in a fanfic. He’s not the one that needs help
@@wieldylattice3015 Denver is a place and I shall send a goose to your house good day or night
Now _this_ is true evil
@@theenderdestruction2362 assuming a goose is a threat, peace was never an option. Expect an aerodynamic lobster crammed into the mailbox
(3:43)
We need more people like this in this world.
@connorstevens5424es, yes we do and we need less of the other kind
@Connor Stevens yes
NO
2:51 the name for the fear of long words is a long word btw, so the inventors of these word phobias’ names really just wanted to screw with the phobic
Hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliaphobia
Except that neither of those terms are recognized by the APA (which I'm just realizing is a palindrome itself). However, whoever came up with the word lisp is truly evil.
@@HerrConner627 Not to mention, damn hard to properly pronounce without LOADS of practice! I bet whoever came up with that word struggled almost every time to correctly say it themselves.
@@jonmendelson1104 As someone without a lisp, I must ask why............ Why?
Same with dyslexia
It's great to hear Robin being happy instead of being inexplicably angry all the time
The one with the tuna at 9:38 … I read something like that on Revenge Reddit. Sim cheater’s ex put them in his curtain rods. He ended up giving her the house as he and his new girlfriend couldn’t get rid of the smell….
They took the curtain rods with them when moving out.😂
I love how a lot of phobias of words have words that are "scary" with that phobia.
Like AibohphobiA, the fear of words that sound the same both backwards and forwards.
Or the "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia", fear of long words. It itself is a horrifyingly long word.
Palindrome
@@emptyallen3334 ong
@@emptyallen3334 fr fr
nah bro the person that created those words are just a holes.
trypOphObia 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️
I think I might be satan. Today in school I played a noise only kids can hear. Everybody was complaining about some weird beeping noise that hurt their ears. I am the embodiment of chaos.
Sound grenade? You evil sonofabitch, come work at Macy's
Jesus Christ dude
When I do it, I use precisely 15.736 kHz (or 15.6 in PAL regions), as it's the same frequency as the sound from older televisions, meaning people who grew up during or before the 90s can't hear it, regardless of actual hearing ability, but younger people who've probably never even seen a CRT can.
why is this so weird to me, it’s like an interaction same as:
“hey bro did you get the new- OW WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!”
“YEAH I HEAR IT TOO WHAT IS THAT?!”
“children, what noise do you hear?”
0:33 YOU'RE THE REASON HALF OF MY SAINT'S ROW CHEATS DON'T WORK
14:19 THAT LITERALLY FICKING KILLED ME OMG
Poor guy. He would never lived it down for the rest of his life.
@@alfi5236He probably lost his shit
10:31 I found it hilarious that he attempted to spilt couples up, but the funny part to me is this would actually work in Kangroo land. The theatre staff (In my town at least) would regularly walk in to check and if you looked like you weren't in the right space you'd be asked your check and asked to moved if your not in the right seat.
Also, the person who bought the seats could just fill them with "RESERVED" signs.
4:06 instructions, unclear, I brought the wrong one, swallowed it all, and immediately died
The fact that by the end I couldn’t tell if Robin was already laughing at the next entry or still laughing over the previous entry brings so much joy. Please let him have this sub again in the future!
9:34 instead of tuna, hide a slice of orange or lemon somewhere. It won't smell at all, even when it rots, but it'll still attract bugs. (Flies, fruit flies, ants, roaches, what have you.) He'll have a major bug problem and no way to get rid of them permanently and no clue why they keep coming back. I also once saw a post where this man talked about how when he and his ex split, their house was under both of their names despite the fact that he paid for the place, and she ended up getting to keep it when they split, so he hid tiny programmable noisemakers he bought all over in the house before he left (like in ceiling corners, undersides of tables, insides of lampshades, windowsills, undersides of couches and beds, upper corners inside cabinets, the whole nine yards) that were set to play a whine so high pitched and quiet that you'd question if you were hearing things, and they were set to play it at random intervals. He found out from a mutual friend that his ex's new boyfriend left her because he couldn't stand being in that house because he was convinced it was haunted because of the "vibe" and the "bad vibes" nearly drove the ex insane until she eventually moved back in with her parents and tried to rent the place out instead, except no renters ever wanted to stay after the first month and some even broke their leases to move out because the place "felt off" or "had a hostile air" that they couldn't explain. He eventually stepped in and offered to buy the place for double whatever she charged for rent, and she gladly gave it up. He removed the noisemakers from where he hid them and enjoyed his home. So that's another idea.
This is 300 iq😮
So long
3:43 great idea Jay! A Car Battery will do NOTHING to a human even if you touch both poles at once. However, if you hook it up to the screws it will short out the battery. If the wires dont melt, the battery will catch fire/explode. GENIUS!
FoundSatan? I see EmKay industries are expanding their target demographic, neat!
I think Robin found his new favorite subreddit
0:41 asking to borrow a torque wrench is admitting that you don't have one
What’s a torque wrench
You *could* just make up something like how you misplaced yours.
Two birds with one stone! You troll someone AND test how trusting others are of you at the same time. Yay.
I have never laughed so hard. I laughed so hard that my neighbors knocked on my door asking if I was alright or being murdered (my laugh is shrill and loud, so they must've thought I was screaming) EMKAY NEEDS MORE OF THIS SUBREDDIT!!!
13:34 oh my god that laugh made my day, thank you robin
edit: IT GETS BETTER
it gets MUCH BETTER
@@Enirom "it gets way better, Susan"
12:18 my mom actually did this once because she thought they were cute. I dipped my finger in the "batter" and it was just as bad as you'd imagine
The sound of Robin losing it just brightened my day.
13:54 that child is going places
Might be successful in life or a psych ward. It's a50/50 lol
Unlike Mufasa
@@zacklp3844 noooo😭😭😭
@@zacklp3844 💀💀💀
@@zacklp3844you monster 💀💀
Here is how to to scare the living daylights out of anyone
1) Get a small piece of paper and something to write with
2) Write whatever you want on the paper
3) Place it on their car’s windshield so it looks like they got a ticket
4) Grab a bucket of popcorn
5) Enjoy the show
6:24 i'd buy that thing, dress it up like a normal person with a wig and clothes, and put it in the street outside my house and watch the chaos unfold
4:37 "I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty" 🙃
Everyone would think you're the voice of God and that you are, "The Meme Lord".
4:06 when we were coming back from Spain they told us we couldn’t pour liquids into a trash can. I had to chug a liter of water and they made my friend DRINK A HAIR PRODUCT (apparently they didn’t understand what it was; luckily it was a travel-sized bottle)
6:57. I have heard a couple of crows talking like humans. There is no accent. They sound just like we do. It's not the typical "polly wants a cracker" in parrot voice. It is freakishly human-like perfect imitation. So doing that would freak people.
5:46 Dan from gamegrumps has a similar but funnier idea. Hire the babysitter and be there to greet him/her. When the baby sitter goes "Where's your kid?" You go "Uhmm, uhmm... I want a cookie and popsicle. And I want to watch Bambi!"
5:15 nah nah nah, what YOU do is take a book you don’t like, white out the words on the last couple of pages, then spoil a book or movie HE is going to watch or read! Then laugh once he gives the book back and say, So… how’d you like the end of [ insert movie or book name here ] sir?
Don't kill your characters, make them lose all hope of ever achieving any of their goals.
As a McDonalds worker I can say with confidence, ordering all the pies is not the worst thing ever....
We have had someone order all our patties. They wanted each one cooked. They paid around 600 bucks... you know those things go cold after like 20 mins
13:49 you've just summoned a whole fandom with that cake and the little girl's name
0:48 what my family hears at 3:14 in the morning as I gobble down an entire rotisserie chicken
2:42 "nomster" sounds like a fan nickname for a character who is known for their appetite
This is like the beautiful scene where you get 9 geese, feed them chocolate, gummy sweets and laxitive to release upon the enemy dwelling at night.
Emkay needs to do more r/foundsatan, it's hilarious
14:28 his laugh is so fucking great
There were some bangers in this one. Usually these videos are "blow air out of nose" inducing, but this had me guffawing like crazy
6:39 man was GULPIN
7:30 I've done this. Had a character marry his partner, they had a pretty big age gap, then got an incurable disease 35 years into their marriage, died ~5 years later losing more and more of their memory along the way, their partner wanted to care for them in their old age despite being young enough to be able to remarry, character died on their wedding anniversary and a week later their partner *implied* committed suicide. Did I originally plan for this to happen? Not really, but it came to me in one of those random thoughts and made me cry for an hour straight and then I was like, "It's perfect." So, yeah. Sometimes, as a writer, you just gotta let your characters suffer.
the craigslist seller for the "be naked at my sister's wedding" meant New Canaan, Connecticut
i honestly love how some subreddits are just evolved forms of others, like r/Foundsatan is just evolved r/madlads
4:41 "THIS IS YOUR CREATOR. STOP HURTING EACH OTHER, YOU FOOLS!"
Agreed, but I would also add only pedos and abusers(animal and people) deserve it
& all humans are equal & the conspiracy theories are wrong
The Zip-ties are a thing that kidnappers do to make you take a few seconds to untie if and then the grab you…
That whole "getting in trouble for reading" thing is real. When I was a kid my "punishments" were so ass backwards because of how much I enjoyed reading. I'd either be made to play videogames instead (a random one of my mother's choice and she'd usually pick this one Dukes of Hazzard racing game or this disk that had old arcade games that could be played on a PS2) or I'd have to go outside without a book. It got to the point where I would try to read the nutrition facts on cereal boxes and try to feign being concerned for my health. Backfired when she stopped buying the good cereal...
What kind of ass backwards bullsh¡t is this
This is basically the set-up to the Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough at Last"
Man that sucks. I'm sorry, Matilda.
6:55 make them say never more and put them in a English teacher’s classroom.
5:32 Me who was rereading the book for the 20th time: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
4:50 I’m LITERALLY going into surgery at 7:15am tomorrow and I would have a full-on heart attack and shit myself if I heard the surgeon say this. However, my surgeon has the sense of humor of a beached whale carcass, so I **THINK** I’ll be okay. 👍🏻
6:02 the teacher was sent down from heaven to check if the kids are cheating
14:34 - *have a can't of coke*
Robin's maniacal laugh is what I live for. This is the best sub by far. Cheered me right up.
12:45 Oh you’re a mexican all right. Just not a super one
"What's the difference?"
*"PRESENTATION!"*
@@zeanyt2372 -megamind 2010
4:47 I would say "Something will happen on the first of December. He awaits. Shut the curtains. Lock the doors. Don't look. He hungers. You've been warned."
8:50 Im pretty sure the poster just selected NYC's craigslist page, New Canaan is a town in lower connecticut. but yeah this sorta thing is kinda run of the mill for that area lol
5:06 This one should be put in r/holdup because if you think about it, it’s a child prank and a husband joke.
lets be honest, the dude who was feeding cats to the coyotes is the real satan here
13:20 But then the minor twist to the twist is that they're all ACTUALLY gay just they haven't come out yet. So they all think 'little do they know there is no straight man...' .
4:43 "Simlulation 48 is doing terrible, we might have to cut it off soon."
...
"Shoot the microphone was on-"
Yes
1:39 If I don’t become this much of a living vessel for chaos, I ain’t living.
The crowpost returns!
You do not need to "free their tongues", crows can already talk, they just choose not to, you do not need to carve up their anything.
Also, I imagine carving up a bird makes it non-releasable.
7:35
This dude literally just explained all the deaths in Danganronpa. That game series checks every box
So does Kakyoin's death in JoJo.
-died young
-in the middle of his ark
-died to what he thought against
-never had any friends
-no detail on funeral
5:19 That's why I re-read books. You can't get me to stop reading by telling me the ending if I already know the ending.
For the first one:
I am a developer, this is pure evil, you no longer have a first amendment right.
Also 11:57; yes, yes we are
This is by far my favorite subreddit ever. Can't draw with it but always makes me laugh.
8:18
“As if the place isn’t terrifying enough-“
*[total wine ad]*
Amantiado escaped
“The case of Amantiado”
8:17 Oh I was the person who tore that poster down. The secret to happiness is --------
Enjoy your newfound happiness
5:20 as someone who reads in class...honestly i can't say its evil because im always reading books about poison or stuff like that so it wouln't make any sence for them to tell me the ending B)
3:41 new fear unlocked: the fear of not knowing someone is screwing a screw into the ceiling were your foot is
I think this is the most fun I’ve ever seen Robin have in a video
12:56 that image.........
"oh, you're a mexican, just not a SUPERE one!"
5:15 Now I'm imagining someone reading Lord of the Rings, where the ending is over 50 pages long... The ending to those books is practically its own book!!
For that last one, I recall a time where my brother had pissed me off, so I got even through the whole TNT rigged village thing, only instead of an obvious pressure plate at his feet, I used a design for a trapped tree as the trigger, planting it in the middle of a road to be very intrusive and hard to ignore. The thing about this design was that it's made in such a way that there is no way to disarm the trap without setting it off, and the TNT throughout the rest of the village wasn't apparent at all, meaning he could either set it off and lose the entire village, or he could leave it there and slowly go insane because of his perfectionism.
I am so glad I decided to watch this. Robin's laugh is contagious, and some of these made me laugh so much I couldn't breathe! This is the most fun I had watching an EmKay video in a good while. Thanks for the fun guys!
(some of those are just plain evil and I love it.)
2:52 also reminded me that there's also Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia which is the fear of long words
No one
People with that fear reading this comment😫
11:52 as a java scripter , not having ONE of these in a script can ruin months of work, *YOU SATANIC MONSTER*
woudn't it say the exact line that has the error? so whats stoping you from rewriting the line?
@@alert2 I don’t use netbeans and apache so it doesn’t display the error Imao
@@alert2 but it will take you a while To Guess what is the error
@@alert2 Then put one in every line >:)
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Robin laughing his ass off is the best thing about this video
3:42 Car batteries are low voltage, so they're not harmful or even felt on skin. Try an electric fly swatter.
This. This is Robin's perfect subreddit
He has moments where he talks about the post. Sometimes he's actually surprised and laughing at it. And best of all, he rarely gets upset at the posts like when he voices meme subreddits
10:24 if I use soap at someone's house and ketchup comes out I'm throwing hands
10:20 One day stop filling it up with ketchup but instead with soap on a barbecue day, once someone gets the [Soap bottle] for their hotdog, watch as they squirt soap on their hotdog.
11:35 don't do it: imagine stepping on it and falling.
Shut
Why do I want to try that. The ball thing not the slipping