Rookie Cop and Justin Timberlake Not in *NSYNC

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    Hey Friends,
    This week I wanted to share my thoughts on Justin Timberlake and his DWI. Justin Timberlake is not only a huge artist, he was a huge part of my childhood. I remember watching N'SYNC as a kid and the way boybands were back then it felt timeless like not matter how old they were they were the same age as their fans and sharing experiences with us on top of singing about things we were actually feeling.
    Once Justin broke off into his own solo career I did wonder how it would go but it was a huge success and in what felt like no time he went from Disney Mouseketeer to international pop star dating Britney Spears or Jessica Biel.
    In the last couple years public opinion of just appears to have soured in many with Britney's book revealing heartbreaking details of their time together as well as instances of him treating her horribly.
    On top of that some of the recent drinking and most recent DWI has fans concerned. Genuinely hope Justin figures things out and gets back on his feet.
    I also mention the "tradwife" who went viral for using coarse language in the last week and her backstory.
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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1855

    Hi Friends, thanks for watching. Make sure to subscribe. Goal is 600k by July 30th

    • @cherryboo65b56
      @cherryboo65b56 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Will do Josh!

    • @Musicmelishere
      @Musicmelishere 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I hope you reach your goal!

    • @AlonzoGraves
      @AlonzoGraves 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Okay let's go

    • @MissJIF
      @MissJIF 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      "Meets and exceeds goal."

    • @saintnicholas2882
      @saintnicholas2882 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      LOVE YOU BUD

  • @acyasin1000
    @acyasin1000 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5223

    Pro tip- not the smartest thing to watch when recovering from a C-section. Worth it, but remember the pillow! 😂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +265

      Congratulations! 🙃

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +215

      Congrats on the baby!

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +147

      Congratulations 🎉❤

    • @LeMan8o4
      @LeMan8o4 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +166

      Speedy recovery and congratulations 🎉

    • @allisonbutler4829
      @allisonbutler4829 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      Congratulations!!! 🎉🎈🎊

  • @wordforger
    @wordforger 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2072

    The thing that cracks me up the most is the articles out about the cop that arrested him. "Everyone hates this guy because he's always pulling people over for traffic violations they actually did and handing out tickets. He ruined my lunch plans by pulling me over because I was on my cell phone while driving! How very dare he!" Yes, the biggest dirt they could find is... "he does his job."

    • @springboard1994
      @springboard1994 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Love the Derek quote! 😅

    • @vitaaviandhono2506
      @vitaaviandhono2506 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

      I like that cop 😂

    • @Mitchthemysteryman
      @Mitchthemysteryman 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +255

      Honestly, credit to the cop for not going easy on rich people.

    • @TheAwesomes2104
      @TheAwesomes2104 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      Fr, and cops usually have a lot of dirt. Just about every time one does anything, people look into them and start finding mountains of it.

    • @mboatrightED300
      @mboatrightED300 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But cops aren’t supposed to do it to rich white people, just…you know...other people.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +519

    The cop being so young that he didn't know who Justin Timberlake was is honestly the most hilarious part of the entire situation, Justin's friends really were trying to pull the "do you know who this man is" card and the cop literally said "I know he's driving drunk in the Hamptons"

    • @rashondaharris2586
      @rashondaharris2586 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      😂😂😂

    • @LennyLefebvre-qb6qx
      @LennyLefebvre-qb6qx 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      People don’t understand “do you know who I am” makes everything worse. It makes you look self inflated and also triggers people’s jealousy and loathing. If they don’t already know you and worship you just take the ticket on the chin and move on. You don’t want to be caught name dropping on a body cam.

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah honestly if you just admit you messed up and stay cool they almost always let you go. When you make a fuss that is when they get pissed at you.

    • @chocolatestartarot2449
      @chocolatestartarot2449 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@LennyLefebvre-qb6qx

    • @jsun68
      @jsun68 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​This time he had blown through a stop sign and crossed into the oncoming lane. So he was probably screwed, deservedly so.
      But I bet the cop thought they were drunk and crazy when they mentioned "the tour" lol.

  • @LivxLaughxLove
    @LivxLaughxLove 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +647

    LOL! This dude started an original joke, went on a side quest of jokes and came back to the original joke so effortlessly. I love this for Josh.

    • @GBSpiral
      @GBSpiral 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      and he had me ctfu while he did it. dude spits heat fr

    • @zs-jn2nm
      @zs-jn2nm 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      😅😅😅 "side quest"

  • @gdubs1693
    @gdubs1693 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2107

    "You a trad wife, why you working?" 😂😂😂

    • @ckjaytheactual
      @ckjaytheactual 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

      My immediate thought when I heard "they found her job" 😭😭

    • @stellaferraz1668
      @stellaferraz1668 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

      AND SHE IS A SINGLE MOM! Like, ma’am! What?!

    • @nataliewilliams1932
      @nataliewilliams1932 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@stellaferraz1668a SINGLE MOM?!?! No way!!!!

    • @desireeloveros1055
      @desireeloveros1055 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      The best part is the entire point of her video was to complain about men calling women "gold diggers"
      "I'm not like other girls I date broke men"
      Isn't the point of trad wives to be gold diggers? You found a man with enough money to let you stay home

    • @indasabutler275
      @indasabutler275 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      "You can't trad wife on the side" 🤣

  • @RPWhitworth
    @RPWhitworth 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3405

    Him roasting the trad wife for not being racist enough is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂

    • @cjm9816
      @cjm9816 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +203

      Feels like it slipped out and she was like ‘only way imma get a job now is with FOX imma go all in’

    • @schobes
      @schobes 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +192

      @@RPWhitworth a racist cancelled by racist is the craziest shit ever

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +122

      I have no idea if it's true, but I saw screenshots on Twitter of racists accusing her of having a half Black kid... This went deep lol.

    • @sonicboomkj
      @sonicboomkj 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      I heard she was a trad wife, but didn't know about the other stuff. On top of that she wasn't a real trad wife.
      A good screenwriter or author couldn't write this stuff.

    • @gsp4prez
      @gsp4prez 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

      @@ILuvAyeAyeit is true. She’s now attacking conservatives who are attacking her. Leopards face or something.

  • @kiwi_crush
    @kiwi_crush 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +848

    I live in New Zealand, and the fact that Justin Timberlake got arrested was on our evening news broadcast. I have no idea why they feel like this is nationally important for us to know over here.

    • @thedorkone1516
      @thedorkone1516 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

      Human interest. Gotta intersperse some skiing squirrels in between political corruption, wars, and plague.

    • @Mojo_3.14
      @Mojo_3.14 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I'm within swimming distance to The Hamptons where this took place and it didn't make the local news. Well I couldn't swim that far but my town does a Swim Across Long Island Sound charity race thing every year, so some people can swim there.

    • @Desimere
      @Desimere 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@thedorkone1516 celebrities are no skiing squirrels though. I'd much rather have the squirrels

    • @dorcasmalahlela2805
      @dorcasmalahlela2805 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Dude! If there's no news, they can just say there's no news😂

    • @JP-hj1il
      @JP-hj1il 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      That means something much more important for the people has happened. But give the people some celebrity gossip and be distracted.

  • @margot5x5x5
    @margot5x5x5 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +228

    "being canceled by neo-nazis for her not racist tweets" 😂😂😂😅😂😂

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1493

    "Remember that decade when he tried to be Black" - yes, we remember! 🤣

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Maybe that's why he later started straightening his hair 🤔

    • @robertamccartney5500
      @robertamccartney5500 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​TragoudistrosMPH
      " PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEAZE! "

    • @cubsfan224
      @cubsfan224 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      LEHDAYZ

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      👍🏼

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂

  • @snacking5908
    @snacking5908 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2036

    This is how I find out that Justin Timberlake got arrested 😂

    • @treeeva
      @treeeva 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Same here!😂

    • @planelly
      @planelly 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

      Josh is my main source of celebs news too! 😂

    • @elsvaughn7959
      @elsvaughn7959 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      ​@@planellymy ONLY source lol

    • @mn_kr
      @mn_kr 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      was listening to JT the night before when i got the news he was arrested with that glossy eyed mug shot😅

    • @VudrokWolf
      @VudrokWolf 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      My only celebs news source 😂

  • @Word-Smithy
    @Word-Smithy 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +211

    This man is a savage with a baby face in a hoodie.

    • @Yearlybreeze
      @Yearlybreeze 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Easily one of the most accurate descriptions of this man that I've ever heard 😂

  • @meilei8716
    @meilei8716 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +238

    “She’s been earning it over decades”
    The conviction and concern with which he emphasizes this 😂😂😂😂

  • @erin1101
    @erin1101 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +604

    "you got all that n*sync money...coulda hired one of them to drive" had me ☠️

    • @rachelmartin5187
      @rachelmartin5187 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Ikr. I almost fell over 😂

  • @badgertime9561
    @badgertime9561 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1673

    Glad we voted for this one. The cricket alarm was phenomenal.

    • @Musicmelishere
      @Musicmelishere 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Me too.

    • @ngominh259
      @ngominh259 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

      Josh nailed that one like it was a bit too.

    • @FolkOutThere
      @FolkOutThere 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      I was there for that, that was crazy lol

    • @simonvegas793
      @simonvegas793 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      We getting both...

    • @badgertime9561
      @badgertime9561 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@simonvegas793 yup. I just needed that one first apparently. 🤣😂

  • @synthchick12
    @synthchick12 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    The way he handled the cricket alarm really showed his comedic genius. He coulda gone a lot of different ways with that on the spot, but he just took his time crafting some of the funniest completely improvised shit.

  • @Eoin-B
    @Eoin-B 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    4:30 -When I met Rihanna I had no idea who she was and just told everyone we met some super rich person's kid who picked up our boat on a mega yacht and I only focused on how cool the yacht was itself.
    It was literally 2 months later when my friend sent me a screenshot of her Instagram picture of us, that I realized that she was actually a global celebrity.
    The best part was when we asked her who she was, she just laughed out loud and we looked at each other with no idea why.

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      I think some celebrities don't mind not being recognized.

    • @Eoin-B
      @Eoin-B 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      ​@@mychaeljones7526 Absolutely, but I think it was funny that she thought we were joking when we asked her who she was, nor asked for even a photo or anything.
      She was the only one to picture our encounter, just because of how far out to sea we were with a tiny smoking boat.
      We didn't understand why she was laughing until months later.

    • @from_no_where
      @from_no_where 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@Eoin-B ok hold up you gotta expand more on this story, your boat _caught fire_ while far out to sea, and then y'all got rescued by *Rihanna?!* Like she just happened to be in the area on her mega yacht and swung by to pick y'all up?

    • @TwoMarshmallows1
      @TwoMarshmallows1 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@from_no_where I also need more information because talk about burying the lede!

    • @gtawebdesignseoexpert4536
      @gtawebdesignseoexpert4536 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cap 🧢

  • @MeaganSal96
    @MeaganSal96 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1169

    I relate deeply to the woman who said “ohhh god” in the most exasperated tone I’ve ever heard when he starts talking about tradwives

    • @somethingsomethingsarcasm
      @somethingsomethingsarcasm 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

      "not THIS again" 😭

    • @FolkOutThere
      @FolkOutThere 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

      Not gonna lie... I'm pretty sure that was me 😂 I curled up when I realized how judgemental I sounded but Josh breaks the barrier everytime! I just can't stand them flooding my feed (we ALL know this is your side hustle, please stop making us look bad)

    • @iamjro
      @iamjro 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      It really resonated with me because I swear I said the same thing in my head

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Agree!

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Then you're everything that's wrong with modern Western women. You fought for women's rights but only if it fits your idea of womanhood.
      Get our of your bubble, most women around the world are proudly "traditional".

  • @crystalcharles1898
    @crystalcharles1898 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1368

    My guy Josh made the cricket alarm a part of his set.... On point... Talented.... Vibes.... Love it

    • @Emmet126
      @Emmet126 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Amazing crowd work 👏

    • @VeronicaHSong
      @VeronicaHSong 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      You lucky MF😂

    • @biggusmunkusthegreat
      @biggusmunkusthegreat 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      He's not far off. Been following since probably sub-25k. That wasn't very long ago. I think he was at 300k just a few weeks ago or something. He's been capitalizing on the current events format pretty heavily lately and it's been paying off because he's one of the best people to do it. He's also tried a few other formats if memory serves that didn't work as well, and I think Ive personally seen him really focus on this sort of format since those because they work.
      Can't wait for him to hit 1m, I hope we get a special out of it or something. He's far and away my favorite comedian right now.

    • @ezzb
      @ezzb 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Fr. So many bs comedians would be like "how dare you not turn your alarm off during MY SHOW"

    • @WizTroll
      @WizTroll 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I was belly laughing. It’s so funny that I thought this guy was super lame even before his afro, but recently my friend put me on the spot and said “name 5 comedians then” after I said I didn’t like Chappelles new stuff. For some reason Josh Johnson was the first guy to pop in my head. My friend said that’s a made up name lol

  • @joelman1989
    @joelman1989 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    The fact Josh is so nice to the cricket guy says a lot. Any other comedian would have went crazy. Roasted them. Cursed them out.

    • @gurgleblurgle7345
      @gurgleblurgle7345 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Bad comedians take it personally. Good comedians make it funnier.

  • @angrysaltycroutan3262
    @angrysaltycroutan3262 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Next time you're laying in bed awake at night thinking about something embarrassing you did years ago, just remember that Justin Timberlake was one of the biggest stars of the 90s and 2000s and that cop had no idea who he was. If Justin Timberlake can fade into obscurity since then, no one remembers that embarrassing thing you did.😂

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1300

    Sitting in a cell and you see fucking justin Timberlake walk past lmaooo can you imagine?

    • @somethingsomethingsarcasm
      @somethingsomethingsarcasm 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      I'd be crying laughing

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      imagine that but u were arrested in the 90s and he was like the Huge Thing when u were out

    • @Ihatethewaythatyou
      @Ihatethewaythatyou 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol im singing backstreet boys seeing if he passes the vibe check.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      JT walks past while "Sexyback" playing in your mind

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@realleon2328 lmfaooooooo

  • @therealndo
    @therealndo 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1118

    "You could've hired one of them to drive!" You're the best Josh Johnson.

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      1:30

    • @queenreg7
      @queenreg7 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      So wrong. Poor what’s their names….😂😢😅

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Joey Fast One

    • @granthuling3235
      @granthuling3235 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      This guy comes up with like 20 minutes of new material a week. Impressive.

    • @jermainemorris5733
      @jermainemorris5733 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      In the age of ride share,I don’t understand how people of even relatively modest means don’t have enough for an Uber let alone the wealthy.

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    josh deserves an olympic gold medal in comedy. that alarm riff was A1

  • @DregonGaming28
    @DregonGaming28 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    Savage "Could've gotten one of them N'Sync to drive Him" 😅😅😂😂

  • @jlkitz1775
    @jlkitz1775 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1048

    Props to that cop for NOT giving him a pass ✌🏾😉. And his friends suck; they knew he was drunk & let him leave. THEN tried to get him a pass - typical 🙄 😒

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +153

      Cop did give him a pass initially based on the friends. It was the cops understanding that of the friends who showed up multiple were sober and one was going to drive him home. So he originally let it slide on that basis. Then like 5 minutes later he sees Justin driving his own fucking car again, pulls him over a second time and that's when he went to jail.
      btw, this officer, who was initially willing to let the DUI slide due to a change to a sober driver, has also had a few articles detailing complaints from residents of the town essentially calling him a "hardass" and a "menace" because he apparently never lets things slide, and has built a reputation out of it in just THREE MONTHS as an officer, and the residents of this rich ass town don't like that for obvious reasons.

    • @pompelmostique
      @pompelmostique 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Nah dude. No props for the cop. If he knew him, he'd have given him a pass... Cop straight up didn't know who Justin was. 😅 Hard no cop props for being ignorant. 😂

    • @JessicaPradoHanson
      @JessicaPradoHanson 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      @@pompelmostiqueLOL unless the cop is like me and pretends he doesn’t know who famous people are to see what kind of famous person they are or doesn’t care about fame so he doesn’t know most famous people. Some people hate celebrity culture all together. Unless you know the cop you don’t know.

    • @jodycarter7308
      @jodycarter7308 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@milhousevanhoutan9235thx for context

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      Yup, your fame won't protect the family you crash into. Shouldn't protect you from consequences either.

  • @kyleb8596
    @kyleb8596 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +630

    “I don’t know about you, but that hurt me!” was delivered perfect.
    God damn that was hilarious ☠️

    • @acupofdepresssso
      @acupofdepresssso 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      For real, though! I grew up on *NSYNC then listened to JT's solo stuff all the time 😂

    • @deepseadarew6012
      @deepseadarew6012 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      There's another meaning. The cop being too young to know JT hurts because it implies we're old AF for knowing him.

    • @manaash4316
      @manaash4316 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I said "ouch" quietly to myself JUST before he said that. I feel seen.

  • @mskishab6849
    @mskishab6849 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    You can't trad wife on the the side! LAWWWWDDDD 😂😂😂

  • @caittails
    @caittails 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    Me: “Which one?” Josh: “I know you’re saying ‘Which one?’” 😂

  • @FrisbeeGirl
    @FrisbeeGirl 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +568

    "It feels like an ex paid you."

  • @xelaander8429
    @xelaander8429 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +734

    I lost it at "another black man locked up"

    • @iramrafiq5075
      @iramrafiq5075 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂😂😂

    • @fazsicle
      @fazsicle 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      me too 😹

    • @bastiat6865
      @bastiat6865 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That hit was fucking HI-larious

    • @robertamccartney5500
      @robertamccartney5500 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Well.............

    • @annkat100
      @annkat100 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Same!! Josh was on fire 🔥 in Philly! When his newest stories crack HIM up so hard- restraint real, in efforts to keep in his flow… a) I’m like a kid, just hanging on each word; which I love… & b) I KNOW that he’s got gold in his pocket!! He’s going to tell one obscure yet wildly ridiculous & hilarious story, in the very best way for me!!
      👑 of brilliant comedic storytelling-
      🤙🏽🌺🌊☀️

  • @patriciaferraro4189
    @patriciaferraro4189 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    About 10 years ago I went into an antique shop and they had JT NSYNC doll in the toy section. I turned to my husband and said “I guess they are very loose with what they consider antique nowadays” and he said “Technically it’s vintage, since it’s over 20 years old”. I felt my age for the first time that day 😂

  • @danwestcomedy
    @danwestcomedy 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Josh is one of the best comics working right now, and the speed he comes up with solid material is insane.

  • @namitabhopal8763
    @namitabhopal8763 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +259

    “Why don’t you be a lady??” While she makes a pie
    Pretty much sums up trad wife content 😂

  • @minirth.maggie
    @minirth.maggie 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1059

    The story about the lady was WILD! SO MANY twists! 😂

    • @jellafigo22
      @jellafigo22 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      It was so hilarious I had to go look it up.. and it’s even funnier in real time.

    • @cv8499
      @cv8499 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It got even worse! Supposedly the racists started doing opposition research on her because they thought she didn't look white enough, and they accused her of being part Jewish. (I don't know if she is or not.) And I guess she's dated some brown men in the past. Hoo boy, they did NOT like that.

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      ​@@jellafigo22 Really? Who is she? I thought for sure he was just hitting the best bits.

    • @Shuffffff
      @Shuffffff 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      Apparently she has a mixed kid too 👀

    • @Shuffffff
      @Shuffffff 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      ​@@TheBusyJaneI don't remember her name but he definitely said everything in chronological order. She didn't even get a chance to enjoy fame in the alt right fanbase lmao.

  • @DaLomlMusic
    @DaLomlMusic 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    You don’t get enough credit for how fast you can make a current topic funny. Every week you’re caught up. I know in a month every comedian will be performing their Kendrick vs Drake jokes

  • @user-oq5uz5qq8c
    @user-oq5uz5qq8c 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I think I saw a legend being born when you did that Criket Bit with the alarm. That was ... chefs kiss, man.

  • @gh3359
    @gh3359 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +655

    The fact that Josh doesn’t have a million subs by now is crazy, show this man some love!

    • @SPaseion22.handleThisCannabis
      @SPaseion22.handleThisCannabis 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He will have a day where the subs just keep growing. He is indeed slept on

    • @biggusmunkusthegreat
      @biggusmunkusthegreat 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      He's not far off. Been following since probably sub-25k. That wasn't very long ago. I think he was at 300k just a few weeks ago or something. He's been capitalizing on the current events format pretty heavily lately and it's been paying off because he's one of the best people to do it. He's also tried a few other formats if memory serves that didn't work as well, and I think Ive personally seen him really focus on this sort of format since those because they work.
      Can't wait for him to hit 1m, I hope we get a special out of it or something. He's far and away my favorite comedian right now.

    • @Genyus999
      @Genyus999 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He will definitely get there eventually

    • @sethchapman8001
      @sethchapman8001 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I have a feeling it's about to start going up faster and faster. One day I think that he will be counted among the greats and be a true legend. It's awesome that we get to watch the rise.

    • @Barbarossa-heir
      @Barbarossa-heir 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Y'know, i feel relieved because usually, notoriously famous people in social media are usually dumb or emotionally deranged ..
      So God bless Joshua for being smart ..

  • @ytgytgy
    @ytgytgy 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +264

    Josh coaching tradwives on how to be racist has me cracking up 😆

  • @KBlue728
    @KBlue728 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    "There's no such thing as halfway crooks" 😂They didn't get it 😂This was funny Josh!

  • @alcosta3029
    @alcosta3029 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I remember some years ago when there were just a few clips of your stand-up online. I watched all of them so many times, every time I needed a good laugh I would come back. At that time I was always wondering when I would have more of your jokes and now you’re here with 500k and so much new material every week. I don’t even know you but I’m so proud of you somehow! I feel like I saw your whole career developing in front of my eyes 😊 you deserve all the success, man!!

  • @Work2022-
    @Work2022- 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +366

    Diet racism, what a way to describe it about this trad wife. I recalled many instances of this type of treatment in my entire life as a minority and as an older woman! This is perhaps the only time i laughed about it! Josh you make this world still a happy place to be in, Thank you!!

    • @springboard1994
      @springboard1994 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Agreed! 😊

    • @thisbushnell2012
      @thisbushnell2012 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      That's why I just love his humor. He oh-so-kindly reveals the humanity even in the worst in us, like a good therapist, unwraps horror to show the silliness at the root of it.

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's not racism at all.

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I must live in an alternate universe because I’ve lived in small towns in Texas and Oklahoma my whole life and no one is ever racist towards me. I mean, I get it more on social media than anything, and that’s just a cesspool of ignorance from all races 😂

    • @octiiXpies
      @octiiXpies 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I can't believe it's not butter! ​@@Mopark25

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil84 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +252

    My favorite thing about watching a comic is how they react to the unexpected things that happen in the audience. The way he handled the cricket alarm 🤣🤣🤣

  • @azilbean
    @azilbean 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    The trad wife... not being trad nor a wife!😂😂😂

  • @YourFriendAli
    @YourFriendAli 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Bigotry 101 with Josh Johnson was not on my 2024 Bingo Card! 😆

  • @usamah5550
    @usamah5550 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +314

    NO SUCH THING AS HALFWAY CROOKS! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Wakkowolf
      @Wakkowolf 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      omg the crowd slept on that!

    • @rastar3524
      @rastar3524 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Honestly that just told me what Em actually said because all these years I thought he said something totally different! So when Josh said it, I just knew 😂

    • @cubsfan224
      @cubsfan224 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Lol no one reacted. Scared to death and scared to look it up on their phones during the show I guess.

    • @Djslackx
      @Djslackx 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      ​@@rastar3524 and here's your history lesson for today, that's quoting Mobb Deep which is the beat he was rapping over. Shook Ones Part II

    • @sleypy2000
      @sleypy2000 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      She ain't a crook, son. She just a shook one.

  • @koukla008
    @koukla008 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +142

    I’m studying for my boards exams to become a doctor, hours are insanity, these are one of the only things I have to look forward to 😂 so thank you

    • @alwayssavedbyHislove
      @alwayssavedbyHislove 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      just took mine, stay strong, you've got this!

    • @koukla008
      @koukla008 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@alwayssavedbyHisloveaw, this was so sweet! Thank you

    • @lindokuhlekabini6670
      @lindokuhlekabini6670 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      All the best to the both of you ❤

    • @aangitano
      @aangitano 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Good luck! My sister is taking the one exam she had to take right before doing rotations! 💪🏾 you got this!

    • @t-and-p
      @t-and-p 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      From an old doc to a newbie - you've got this 👍 It's going to get rough, sometimes you're going to question why you're doing this to yourself but, ultimately, it is worth it - I promise.
      Some advice: Always listen to your patients - they are your best resource and, if you truly listen, they will tell you things that will save you (& them) a lot of stress; Asking for help is OK - nobody knows everything, no matter how much they argue to the contrary; Patients respect honesty far more than attempts to BS them... Always remember that you never truly know who is in front of you - they may be listed as an office worker, but they may also have 20 years of nursing under their belt, or be married to someone with extensive knowledge; If you're not sure what level to explain something at, just ask your patient. I find that saying "it's my job to make sure you understand this, so please tell me if I mess up and don't make things clear, or if I'm not giving enough detail" puts patients at ease and makes them more likely to speak up and say "I don't understand" or "I have a chemistry degree, can I see my bloodwork results?"; and, lastly, just be yourself - don't put on the "all-knowing doctor" act. You don't need it, because you're good enough as you are. You got this far by being yourself....
      Best of luck with the exams and welcome to the profession 😎
      P.S. If you haven't found him already, look up Dr Glaucomflecken on here. He's hilarious and he'll help you feel seen and not alone 💕

  • @HighPriestessK
    @HighPriestessK 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Him roasting Tradwife… Brilliant!! ❤

  • @DerRotSpassvogel
    @DerRotSpassvogel 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    My favorite bit of stand up comics is when they get thrown by something that makes them bust up laughing and they keep making jokes about it

  • @MJPhoenix
    @MJPhoenix 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +248

    'Where is your man right now?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @keycrum4218
      @keycrum4218 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

  • @gokuusf
    @gokuusf 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +164

    LOL when he starts talking about the wyt woman saying the n word and everyone, even us watching on YT said which one 😂

    • @corettejones
      @corettejones 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      YEP!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🥰🤣

    • @KiaTheDMVBison
      @KiaTheDMVBison 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What is the other n word?

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@@KiaTheDMVBisonno they meant which white woman. A lot of white ppl say the one n word

  • @sharitaylor3142
    @sharitaylor3142 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    That whole "Trad Wife" bit was Genius! 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @russdoesstuff
    @russdoesstuff 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Josh has this way so saying out loud what we're all thinking, but way more articulately than most of us.
    Also, the cricket sound was hilarious.

  • @Thetabc24
    @Thetabc24 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +118

    Crickets are kryptonite to all comedians, that alarm was harsh without a reason. 😂

  • @carpooltonal
    @carpooltonal 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +270

    The dynamics of his delivery works so good for storytelling!!! He definitely is one of the best!!!

    • @bruceackman4526
      @bruceackman4526 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It feels like I’m just listening to a friend

    • @maapat1431
      @maapat1431 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      A younger chappel 😅

    • @JuanReyes133
      @JuanReyes133 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bruceackman4526 fr

  • @sant4992
    @sant4992 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    This set was so goddamn funny i I was crying laughing😂. The second half about the Trad wife is worth a Netflix special

  • @celestialnubian
    @celestialnubian 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    "You could've hired one of them to drive." Ooopf, you outta line with that one Josh. 😂😤😂😤😂😤

    • @Coco-lz4gg
      @Coco-lz4gg 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He figured they're not doing anything else right now. 😂

  • @rebeccalj6811
    @rebeccalj6811 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

    I think the best part of seeing Josh live is seeing his facial expressions in person. The face when he says “that hurt me” & “I got 3 wrinkles.”

  • @sir_charles_iii5154
    @sir_charles_iii5154 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +179

    Only Josh can make the sound of Crickets at a comedy show hilarious. 😂

  • @mynamesnotchom366
    @mynamesnotchom366 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Man, the fact that you come out week after week with material about shit that JUST happened is insane. Power to you man, so impressive

  • @sandrinowitschM
    @sandrinowitschM 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I feel like fake racism is somehow worse than regular racism.
    I mean it's bad enough to spread hate because you actually hate certain people but spreading hate just to make a buck? That's cold.

    • @ellenh5468
      @ellenh5468 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      At least real racists believe it. The fake ones know better but are still doing it

  • @losttessa6998
    @losttessa6998 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +212

    He destroyed the tradwife lmao like just DESTROYED her

    • @evelynbare1975
      @evelynbare1975 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      She destroyed herself, he just brought her to our attention.

  • @kristinemunholland8980
    @kristinemunholland8980 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

    "They react to her like a psy-op". Brilliant. And Philly is my hometown. Thanks for performing there......

  • @Krystal_Leigh
    @Krystal_Leigh 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This crowd gave Josh the love he deserves.

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    He's becoming one of my favorite comedians.

  • @affnt
    @affnt 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +114

    I commented to give Josh his flowers way too early on this one. I cackled aloud repeatedly. I’m on meds for bronchitis & my condition has worsened because I got the Kermit sounding giggles. Out loud. 😭

    • @grlkat
      @grlkat 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Not Kermit 😭 Hope the meds are working towards a speedy recovery!

    • @Chatgbt221
      @Chatgbt221 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!!

  • @VeronicaHSong
    @VeronicaHSong 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    "She's been earning that for decades!"😂😂😂

  • @djbabidadi2545
    @djbabidadi2545 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This is the bit you show your friends to prove Josh is the top of the game right now.

  • @jamiehatesyou9175
    @jamiehatesyou9175 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    This man deserves a netflix special

  • @MaryAnneNapier
    @MaryAnneNapier 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

    How many comedians would make an alarm going off, part of the act and be so nice about it and hilarious all at the same time. He's so easy to look at too. Lol. I love him. ❤😊

    • @FolkOutThere
      @FolkOutThere 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He also asked out of genuine concern if it was a medical alarm of some sort. Actually, I haven't seen someone that sweet & sincere in public in like a decade.

  • @gemmamarie-ann6606
    @gemmamarie-ann6606 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    Even when you're doing crowd work you're not disrespectful and I love it so much 😂

  • @wrathsong
    @wrathsong 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Josh, you are a legend ... your name will be synonymous with Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock.

  • @davestrange3718
    @davestrange3718 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The cricket interruption was priceless. Like a Pro

  • @StevensDs
    @StevensDs 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +273

    Takes a racist to know a racist and she ain't it according to them 😂

    • @somethingsomethingsarcasm
      @somethingsomethingsarcasm 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      "hol up, wait a minute, something ain't right!"

    • @artaxAF
      @artaxAF 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I can confirm

    • @TheLastSane1
      @TheLastSane1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She was never going to get in with them when they realized her kid was not white. But she tried to hide that fact and hoped no one would look it up. But those racist bigots purity check each other all the time, so they found out she was a single mom to a mixed race kid within like three days and knew she wasn't really "One of us" and called her a psyop

    • @christianmelton9076
      @christianmelton9076 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      "Game recognize game, grandad, and you lookin unfamiliar"

    • @CaptainMisery86
      @CaptainMisery86 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't know if she's racist or not, but I saw the first couple of videos that started the drama and she did nothing wrong. Black people (not all of them) are just hypersensitive and overreacting

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +240

    LOL teaching Karen how to be a racist correctly😂

    • @zeeoh5466
      @zeeoh5466 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      people will just call any white woman a Karen, huh

    • @ae2948
      @ae2948 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Thats the spirit ! Keep the racism going strong !

    • @uyuman1
      @uyuman1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Casual vs Professional racism.

    • @lisaschoenwetter5495
      @lisaschoenwetter5495 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      !!!

    • @ktmd23
      @ktmd23 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Take notes, aspiring racists! Josh knows what he's talking about, back from his days catfishing the KKK! He was the original psy-op 😂

  • @DenaKaye13
    @DenaKaye13 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Josh’s improv is just brilliant. So friggin talented. 💖💫

  • @creathechiboi
    @creathechiboi 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    i didn't know that lady's story went on and took so many turns
    imagine being such an absolute pain in the ass that even the worst side doesn't want you because even they can see how shallow you are

  • @nospellcheck
    @nospellcheck 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    I’ll never forget Justin saying “we love us some two-pack” in that Tupac lip synch video during the NSYNC days. That was when I knew…

  • @madnessarcade7447
    @madnessarcade7447 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    I stopped following her story when she tweeted that black people were puppets
    But her taking being racist is crazy
    Now both the racist and non racist came together to hate her 😂

    • @TheLastSane1
      @TheLastSane1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean it took like 3 days for the actual racist to purity check her and found she was a single mother to a mix raced kid and she lost virtually all of that demo in an instant.

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh yeah, the racists found that she's possibly Jewish, she had a nose job and she might have a mixed child.

    • @scratchpenny
      @scratchpenny 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Everyone hates a fake.

  • @SleepToRain84
    @SleepToRain84 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I feel like you're going to be the next goat of comedy. Just keep going

  • @melissaromine8871
    @melissaromine8871 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    You are the best thing to come out of comedy in a very long time.

  • @pocketrocket1995
    @pocketrocket1995 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +102

    Brittany did do that dance with knives …. maybe she did do some voodoo on Justin 😂

    • @somethingsomethingsarcasm
      @somethingsomethingsarcasm 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Oh my GOD I forgot she did that 😭

    • @vanessammiller3436
      @vanessammiller3436 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@somethingsomethingsarcasm which dance? Gotta see her dance with knives.

    • @FefiBurgos
      @FefiBurgos 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@vanessammiller3436 after one of Shakira's shows where she danced briefly with knives, Britney recreated that part in a video, and whoever didn't see Shakira before Britney's video, didn't get it!

  • @Altorin
    @Altorin 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +141

    About 30 years ago the barenaked ladies released a song called new kids on the block. And its basically a 30 year prophecy for that Justin Timberlake incident

    • @aangitano
      @aangitano 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Interesting.. I just listened to the song for the first time today.

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Awww they were my favorite band in high school! Lol. Going to listen again now...

  • @nycopersephone5772
    @nycopersephone5772 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This was the most hilarious set I saw from him so far. I’m over here crying laughing and slapping my legs. This dude is straight crazy with it. Such a natural.

  • @gernhartreinholzen3992
    @gernhartreinholzen3992 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Man, this guy is such a natural! Seeing him on stage, doing his thing, is like seeing a fish swimming in water!
    If he stays away from hard drugs, he will become greater than anyone before!

  • @TamagoSando86
    @TamagoSando86 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    🗣️"LLLLLAaaayyydaayyys~"🎶 The scream I scrumpt!🤣🤣

  • @MaxMiller94
    @MaxMiller94 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Your approach to comedy just keeps getting sharper. I hope they give you the Daily Show one day.

  • @annjohnson8437
    @annjohnson8437 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This set was freaking hilarious! Thanks for the full-on belly laugh this morning!!! 😂

  • @hlumelomrali4081
    @hlumelomrali4081 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

    Timberlake ain’t got Uber ,fuq is going on in the Hamptons

  • @descendantofchaoscontrover7046
    @descendantofchaoscontrover7046 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +114

    Ain't no such thing as half way crooks😂😂😂😂

  • @salicecanady6522
    @salicecanady6522 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    It's often not what he says but the way he delivers it. Funny guy.

  • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
    @rogue-taxidermy_griffin 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    9:16 "Which one?" exactly my thoughts when I heard about this 😅

  • @AdayaAmore
    @AdayaAmore 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    6:11 Pauses video to go see mugshot: 😂😂

    • @va8120
      @va8120 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same 🤣

  • @KathyPamela
    @KathyPamela 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

    You're a star, keep shining bright!

  • @XxcowardicexX
    @XxcowardicexX 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I'd love to see this dude get a Netflix Special, but, I think those that keep it pure on their own terms have a better impact. Keep it funny, boss! Never a bad video from this cat.

  • @Fleezy81
    @Fleezy81 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Give this young man The Daily Show! He comes up with great material about current events really quickly, and nails it every time!!

  • @Amoni.London
    @Amoni.London 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    OMG!!!. When he started talking about the "Trad Wife" I Lost It!!😅❤

  • @elijahcallender5309
    @elijahcallender5309 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    😂 this dude is so funny. Lmmao@diet racism. That had me in tears.

  • @reneevitullo6355
    @reneevitullo6355 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    How charming that instead of roasting the guy with the cricket ringtone, he basically roasted himself! ❤😂

  • @elizabethtatum-soprano
    @elizabethtatum-soprano 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The trad wife segment in particular had me ROLLING