What You Didn't Know About Diddy

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    Hey friends this week I wanted to share my thoughts on Diddy, the fallout so far from his scandal, and why things have taken so long to come out about him. I don’t mention Meek Mill, his beef with 50 cent, or all of the Diddy lawsuits because I wanted to wait until I learn more and we find out how a few more things play out.
    I also talk about how I love when couples fight and one of the most epic ones I’ve seen in a long time. We’re not talking like a love is blind tiff either this is the full on insanity you’d expect from a reality show like cheaters or if Love Island got more ratchet.
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    Video Directed by Eric Shepard
    Recorded at Funny Bone in Albany, NY
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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1810

    Hi Friends, make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Phoenix, STL, Indy and more. Tickets are at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

    • @joshuaholmes3419
      @joshuaholmes3419 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      What's the name of the song at the end of your videos?

    • @FistandFootMartialArts
      @FistandFootMartialArts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I wish you the success of Chappelle, or Rock.

    • @dehannadaughtry4397
      @dehannadaughtry4397 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      When you come to Pittsburgh in October will you be performing at the Improv?

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Come to Sacramento or Lincoln’s Thunder Valley in California please❣️

    • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
      @QIKUGAMES-QIKU 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know why they raided, he got Obama and Big Mike on tape with kids😮

  • @mashbrown8622
    @mashbrown8622 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8718

    "Bad rapper incredible villain"...He's the reverse MF Doom.

    • @drudru8811
      @drudru8811 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

      ofc another DOOM fan is watching josh johnson 💀

    • @spliffdelakong5422
      @spliffdelakong5422 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

      MF DOOM!!!

    • @michaelamos2638
      @michaelamos2638 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      First and last up to play yourself like accordion

    • @MRKOCAINN
      @MRKOCAINN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

      RIP to MF DOOM. The Danger Doom album was 🔥

    • @ceedubelu
      @ceedubelu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Norman Osborn?

  • @FistandFootMartialArts
    @FistandFootMartialArts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5642

    The man truly understands "long-form joke" telling! Not only funny, he is often saying something meaningful, Chapelle-style. I hope he gets that big.

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

      Yes, Josh is tuning into a great storyteller.

    • @ms0824
      @ms0824 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @SlickDangler10
      @SlickDangler10 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      Man I swear I was thinking he has some Dave Chappelle mannerisms and timing. Amazing set glad I clicked to see my first set of his

    • @BhloodBhlood
      @BhloodBhlood 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dave Chappelle is a puppet. Josh a lil funnier den Dave kuz Josh not a hollyweirdo like Dave industry puppet Chappelle

    • @chocolaterose3483
      @chocolaterose3483 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Was literally just thinking his style reminds me of Chapelle.

  • @voiceofgosh
    @voiceofgosh หลายเดือนก่อน +562

    Came for the Diddy drama, stayed for the hot pocket murder. His timing was inpecable😂😂😂

  • @Nope-w3c
    @Nope-w3c 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1146

    America needs this. Not just comedy, but he's actually nuanced and educating people about the context. This is so great. Reminds me of Jon Stewart.

    • @AureliusAmbross
      @AureliusAmbross 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Hes a writer for the today show so might even work with stewart directly!

    • @jenniferlaynemusic
      @jenniferlaynemusic หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Awesome. I would have enjoyed him much more than Trevor Noah.

    • @amandahawker
      @amandahawker หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ​@@jenniferlaynemusicHe did write for Trevor Noah on the Daily Show. He's been a writer on the show since 2017.

    • @jenniferlaynemusic
      @jenniferlaynemusic หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@amandahawker Yeah, but as a front man I like him more.

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Indeed he is very talented... He also reminded me of Dave Chapelle's humor and commentary on various issues

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1372

    "...all the homes and the homies" 😂😂😂

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      They left no stone unturned.

    • @alisha_madariaga
      @alisha_madariaga 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      This is what I scrolled down for;) I didn’t have to scroll far. lol

    • @etcetc6790
      @etcetc6790 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Btw, Bali is not a country, but he's right, the US doesn't have extradition treaty with Indonesia.
      But we don't want any villain setting up homes here. 😂

    • @bonniemaze3163
      @bonniemaze3163 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🎉Epic one liner!🤣

    • @Juugo211
      @Juugo211 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      2:05

  • @affnt
    @affnt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8218

    This is the only person I need to hear the news, the gossip, the hot takes from. You are so unbelievably talented & get better every year! ❤❤❤

    • @lya77
      @lya77 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Same. Especially true if you’re not even in the US

    • @RPWhitworth
      @RPWhitworth 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      You got like 10 straight seconds of laughter a couple times there. That was incredible

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It isn't a hot take of everyone is saying it

    • @numoniebaby
      @numoniebaby 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      💯 facts

    • @Myron90
      @Myron90 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Really tho, his frequent standups are a strong contender for big name late night shows.

  • @courtneyhuntington5262
    @courtneyhuntington5262 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +661

    The Diddy Saga will make one hell of a Law and Order, SVU, and Organized Crime episode.

    • @kathiehoss3926
      @kathiehoss3926 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      OMG YES!!!

    • @danishamcclendon
      @danishamcclendon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      They'll make a few episodes

    • @dlxinfinite801
      @dlxinfinite801 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "clang..clang"...In the criminal justice system, the People are represented by..."

    • @adamruss656
      @adamruss656 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      it'll be a crossover event

    • @doloresbriseno2567
      @doloresbriseno2567 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The hot pocket story will be in 911 for sure.

  • @mikebreedlove2538
    @mikebreedlove2538 หลายเดือนก่อน +308

    Josh is highly respected in the comedy circle. He doesn’t steal jokes, can take you on a 10 minute laughing journey, then kills it at end . Definitely worth going out and seeing his act . ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @asherteddington1694
      @asherteddington1694 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I like him too but there's definitely a joke in there that he got from Bill Burr.

  • @PaigeHankins28
    @PaigeHankins28 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2813

    The day Diddy's home got raided and all that shit happened, all I could think of was "man, I can't wait for Josh Johnson's set about this".

    • @abiola33
      @abiola33 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      You know!!

    • @kblow223k2
      @kblow223k2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @Potent3
      @Potent3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Man wait for the other comedians 😅

    • @tashuys
      @tashuys 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same 😂

    • @skubiebone2006
      @skubiebone2006 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly

  • @maureenmcandrew8889
    @maureenmcandrew8889 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +233

    I came here for Diddy and stayed for the hot pocket 😂

    • @JesterquestYT
      @JesterquestYT หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao same that was so funny I started coughing

    • @KamikazeSOF2
      @KamikazeSOF2 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      This guy pulls off long form jokes so damn well.

  • @Palemagpie
    @Palemagpie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    As a wise man once said.
    "Its perfectly legal to store a harddrive in a Crawlspace.... but that fact is not itself an explanation"

  • @user-dh3qc3pq3g
    @user-dh3qc3pq3g 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1512

    That Diddy bit was hella funny, but the chick slinging the hot pocket out of its sleeve like an ancient weapon was epic!😂😂😂

    • @mrhooke_gamer4077
      @mrhooke_gamer4077 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      The hot pocket was crazy!!!

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I'm just saying... If the ancient Greeks had had hot pockets, Marathon would have been over a LOT faster.

    • @milliondollarshaft
      @milliondollarshaft หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      You need to check out his joke where he trolls the KKK. It's too funny!!

    • @Deamons64
      @Deamons64 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      The second he said "another hot pocket" I almost fell off my chair

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna throw up

  • @MagicSwordKing
    @MagicSwordKing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1557

    Oh my god the laughter after the first “Diddy”
    The catharsis is real.

    • @shariarrahman7562
      @shariarrahman7562 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      I swear it felt like old Chappelle

    • @jlscott3102
      @jlscott3102 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      ​@shariarrahman7562 YES, that laugh was definitely Chappelle! I was looking for this comment, even what he said after was just like something Chappelle would say!

    • @kathiehoss3926
      @kathiehoss3926 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He is amazing

    • @MrsDesireeAC
      @MrsDesireeAC หลายเดือนก่อน

      That part is my favorite! ❤

  • @samsmithjr
    @samsmithjr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    She came at him with a loaded hotpocket... that's diabolical 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kevin-wb5jl
    @Kevin-wb5jl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    Just when I thought Jim Gaffigan had said all we needed to say about hot pockets, Josh comes in and levels up! 😂 🔥

  • @mrydobon
    @mrydobon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2115

    It is great seeing a young comedian killing it with pure standup, not just crowd work. This set was tight and absolutely hilarious.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      He always slays

    • @rhondasisco-cleveland2665
      @rhondasisco-cleveland2665 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He’s starting to remind me a little of Dave Chappelle.

    • @skribulz7
      @skribulz7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      It’s not that other comedians only do crowd work, it’s that they only share crowd work online. Usually comedians travel the country repeating the same jokes and once that tour is over they can release it online and start from scratch again. So once they post their stand up routine to TH-cam, they typically never perform those jokes at a live show anymore. Doing crowd work allows comedians to have constant content online without burning their live material too soon.

    • @magik410
      @magik410 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@rhondasisco-cleveland2665 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 for this comment alone you are funnier than this guy. Standards of comedy has dropped, HARD.

    • @abenezerpetros938
      @abenezerpetros938 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ngl, that's a lot of shade to throw

  • @danterose6673
    @danterose6673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2066

    This dude updates me more on current events than national news coverage 😂😂.

    • @kimberlymastin5857
      @kimberlymastin5857 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah me too lol 😂😂

    • @PsychoKupcake
      @PsychoKupcake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      If I don't watch him, I have no damn clue what's going on in the world.

    • @macmuhnpro
      @macmuhnpro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Truths!!! I tell everyone .. u keep ur cnn; I get all My news from comedians!!!!! 🎉❤

    • @susansavage9717
      @susansavage9717 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts 🌟

    • @PaulGoodchild_PHD
      @PaulGoodchild_PHD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He is so damned timely with his comedy. I don't remember another comedian doing this in my 50 years.

  • @silverwings8127
    @silverwings8127 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I’ve watched a few of Josh’s TH-cam clips and finally realized that what raises his level of comedy is that he’s a great storyteller. He also educates as he tells his jokes. I enjoy his routines thoroughly.

  • @hem9483
    @hem9483 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +191

    bros delivery on "like an ancient weapon" absolutely killed me

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +940

    Couples fight story was elite 😂 "like an ANCIENT weapon"
    "Like she'd done it before!" 😂😂😂😂

    • @SkullsAndSugar
      @SkullsAndSugar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      My favorite part lol

    • @therealdeal3672
      @therealdeal3672 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yes! Freaking hilarious! 😂

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Sounds like she been practicing when he wasn't home. Guy comes home, she has a picture of him on the wall, and in her hand, a hot pocket sleeve with a rolled up damp washcloth or whatever in it. Like a western gun slinger, in one smooth invisibly quick motion, she hits his pic dead center. Turns to him and says in a stone cold voice, "I'm just as accurate with a hot pocket, so watch your mouth."

    • @keeleycarrigan
      @keeleycarrigan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Love this line. For some reason his pitch and intonation made me think of Heath Ledger Joker haha 😂

    • @Libbathegreat
      @Libbathegreat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      An atlatl 🤣🤣

  • @dcoderjr
    @dcoderjr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +650

    I used to be the regular police. They would have us watch their equipment while they did raids. We spent the whole time asking them what their different tools are that our departments cant afford. It was comical to us and we played our parts like the comic reliefs we were

    • @Petty-Bech
      @Petty-Bech 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      💀

    • @thatgirlthinksshesbad8311
      @thatgirlthinksshesbad8311 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      lol I guess there’s levels to everything. 😂 y’all local celebrities though 😂

    • @blasianking4827
      @blasianking4827 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Good thing y'all cant afford it because we really don't need local PDs being militarized

    • @dcoderjr
      @dcoderjr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      @blasianking4827 I'm not a cop anymore. I sold out and followed money to corporate America. Police work is an under appreciated job that everyone has strong opinions about before asking questions or evaluating data. I worked Baltimore City. Baltimore is not a place for traffic cops. Back then daily we were doing police work. We had to deal with barricaded suspects, do raids, and deal with active shooters who had far more fire power than us and we just had handguns when I was there. We didn't even have ballistic shields anywhere to be found when those types of incidents happened. When the riots happened part of the problem was none of us had riot gear to start properly managing the riots. It takes about a week to mobilize the national guard and federal law enforcement doesn't handle any of the local issues I mentioned. So, local cops probably don't need all that equipment on them all the time, but they should have access to equipment to handle all the responsibilities that fall on their roles IMO.

    • @sepomwangala7616
      @sepomwangala7616 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Spurioushamster
    @Spurioushamster หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    The delivery of the line "like an ancient weapon" got me rolling

  • @honestlysis
    @honestlysis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    “Horrible rapper, incredible villain” took me out 😭😭😭 P.S. Does anyone else want a Hot Pocket now?! Lol

  • @user-bd6ve5ib9p
    @user-bd6ve5ib9p 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +483

    "hes the one who taught him his abc's" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sheenawilliams3131
    @sheenawilliams3131 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +360

    "Let me leave before I witness a murder." 😂

  • @minirth.maggie
    @minirth.maggie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +341

    I spent yesterday recovering from hitting my head and i listened to Josh all day. Love this guy so much.

    • @All_Loves_Lost
      @All_Loves_Lost หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Hope you’re feeling better-!

    • @truGEMini01
      @truGEMini01 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Great idea! Laughter is healing. Hope you’re well :)

    • @Bluehaze
      @Bluehaze หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hope you’re feeling better man ❤

    • @kashxkai2490
      @kashxkai2490 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hope you feelin better fr💜

    • @Ati0425
      @Ati0425 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      From the southern side of the continent, wishing you’re feeling better :)

  • @SimonSez83
    @SimonSez83 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The pace. The poise. The zen timing is just spectacular. I would listen to you all day. I would listen to you reading children books. You land the jokes soooo smoothly. I love everything about your comedy. I hope you really blow up.

  • @Tae_Hyun0.0
    @Tae_Hyun0.0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +944

    The best three things about Josh
    1. His timing/cadence on point
    2. His comedy so relatable
    3. His material is always fresh
    Just saw him the other month at Levity Live. Only one who genuinely made me laugh. He had a bit about a guy getting shot in the head and still going out instead of going to the hospital. I honestly don’t even how he made it funny, but he works magic.
    KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JOSH!

    • @BrianDMorton
      @BrianDMorton 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      He posted that set a few weeks ago. So good

    • @0e0
      @0e0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      he approaches things with empathy

    • @deemoe7301
      @deemoe7301 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I just love this guy!

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Also, I think he has a wide ranging curiosity, so he makes connections that most of us wouldn't even think of, but once we hear them, they're perfect.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BrianDMortonoh man I must've missed that one. Lemme go check it out rq

  • @tonis5140
    @tonis5140 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +680

    "Legally, it's required" sent me. I'm such a nerd

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Gotta cover your ass when you make public statements about assholes. As a comedian, I bet he learned that one from experience.

    • @kimlr-herring
      @kimlr-herring 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah, me too 😂😂😂

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Only the best kind of nerd ~

    • @naijaplayer
      @naijaplayer หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Haha same! I have friends who will drop “allegedly” in conversations at the funniest things, nothing illegal but maybe just things ppl might not want to admit to 🤣

  • @TempestuousKnickers
    @TempestuousKnickers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3225

    I never know what to expect from Josh, but weaponized Hot Pockets are a whole new level of terrifying hilarity. 😂

    • @Akjugo
      @Akjugo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Wait till yall hear about them honey buns

    • @beatdizzy
      @beatdizzy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I BET the dude in the story had already burnt the girl in the story. If we can track them down... I bet.

    • @violette010
      @violette010 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      All hot pocket eaters know he's not lying 😅

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      If Josh had a pause, looks at the audience, "somebody throw me a tag" I _KNOW_ *weaponized* would have been in there 😂

    • @hellfish2309
      @hellfish2309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      “…like an ancient weapon…” 👌😆😆

  • @innnews6299
    @innnews6299 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    This man will be famous and has his own Netflix specials some day. His creativity, story-telling, timing and delivery are all top-notch. Got a new subscriber and a fan now.

    • @lanaanynamewilldo217
      @lanaanynamewilldo217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same! Dude is awesome!

    • @marywatson3752
      @marywatson3752 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      From your mouth to God's ear...

  • @TheReetsb
    @TheReetsb หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “Like an ancient weapon.” Josh’s levels and juxtaposition through simple, yet descriptive phrasing is brilliant. 😂❤🙏🏾

  • @user-bd6ve5ib9p
    @user-bd6ve5ib9p 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +421

    "it was the sleeve of a hot pocket " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lashundamartin7777
      @lashundamartin7777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kathleensullivan4547
      @kathleensullivan4547 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂that was sooo good 😂

    • @sda2093707
      @sda2093707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes! That part took me out.

  • @gigiroelant7299
    @gigiroelant7299 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +559

    He feels relatable without trying too hard to be. And the way he uses pauses and tangents to add emphasis without losing momentum. 🎉

    • @ellanina801
      @ellanina801 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Also, I love his facial expressions.

    • @monpayscanada
      @monpayscanada 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@ellanina801 he is so f**king handsome I sometimes miss the joke, I can’t be the only one.

    • @ellanina801
      @ellanina801 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@monpayscanada ​​⁠ You are 💯 not the only one who’s obsessed with how handsome he is, I see lots of comments like that (cuz I’m a troll 😹)… actually I keep expecting one of the thumbnails to be of him on a “Teen Bop” cover 🤣. I do think that he’s more like the good guy that the fake nice guys try to pretend to be. I think (based on his public persona) that it’s good for people to be driven to strive for someone like Josh to be their “dream boy”, or for younger guys to strive to embody some of his traits (like he seems not to participate in anything manosphere related). I’d actually love to hear what his partner has to say-coming from ACEs circles, I just have this parasocial suspicion that he’s a really kind and relatively healthy partner.
      For me tho it’s definitely more about the stuff coming out of his brain, and the way it’s presented, that I’m obsessed with. Im an activist, so some of what he says is a healing cloud of fluff in my anti-DEI state. I do admit that sometimes, I’m inclined to pull my art supplies out and start drawing because his eyes are like perfectly symmetrical, and the shape and the way they set on his face - he is very blessed… he’s definitely a beautiful subject in those ways!
      💜💜💜

    • @thejoshthat
      @thejoshthat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is this AI notes?

    • @ellanina801
      @ellanina801 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thejoshthat when in the matrix 🤷🏼. Beep boop beep boop 🤖 0001101110

  • @gingermariska198912
    @gingermariska198912 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    This is real comedy,no cursing ,no vulgar,just pure funny story telling,with great punchlines.

    • @naijaplayer
      @naijaplayer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh snap, this is like the second or third video of his I’m watching now and I’m just realizing this! Good catch.
      I think he might’ve cursed a bit in his “Explaining the Drake Kendrick beef to white people”, but I think it was mostly quotes of lyrics

  • @fords_nothere_100
    @fords_nothere_100 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Johnson been doing great segments on the The Daily Show, but these standup clips are seriously good. Pro delivery, really strong smooth voice, thoughtful bits, but not overly serious...ever. And I'd wager he's only going to get better.

  • @DuchessDaywalker-rh8oj
    @DuchessDaywalker-rh8oj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +647

    HOT POCKET JUICE MUST BE STUDIED 🤣

    • @christilynfranklin100
      @christilynfranklin100 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      That joke was comedic GOLD 😂😂😂

    • @am5790
      @am5790 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      a classic ....🤣🤣🤣

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🤣😆🤣Hot Pocket Juice!!!🤣😆🤣

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The molecules of the HP liquid are getting heated by the microwave energy, but because it has no holes to escape easily and transform into gas, it's just trapped in the pastry as a super-heated liquid--kind of the same principle as what goes on in a pressure cooker.

    • @shawnese1
      @shawnese1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Next level 😂😂😂

  • @indoorroamer
    @indoorroamer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +697

    When my boss asks me "how are you doing today" gonna respond with "better than Diddy!" from here on out

    • @mikeallosso
      @mikeallosso 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samanthaspeaks4206
      @samanthaspeaks4206 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me too!!!

    • @mikelee9516
      @mikelee9516 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂

    • @estherlord6330
      @estherlord6330 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂🤣

    • @barrythick6196
      @barrythick6196 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Your boss "how do you mean, better than diddy?"
      You "well im still getting away it unlike him" 😂

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Again - I absolutely love this kid. The bit where the guy was accused and says he didn’t do it - how much do you want. . . Pure genius.

  • @lellyt2372
    @lellyt2372 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    He is eminently funny and it is a pleasure to not have to mute or pause when my kids come in the room cause of cursing or inappropriate words. This man needs a Netflix show immediately !

  • @ladybugleelee3215
    @ladybugleelee3215 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

    “I’m not even part of y’all love” took me out 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @Tashana1105
    @Tashana1105 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +375

    I was at this show in NY and it was my first time hearing him and I am a new fan. I laughed so hard the entire time!!! I'm glad my daughter asked me to go with her. ❤😊

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      Thank you both for coming

    • @crystalmasters8582
      @crystalmasters8582 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Could you be any more awesome?!
      Thank you for what you do​@@JoshJohnsonComedy

    • @msashleyknox9354
      @msashleyknox9354 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too❤

    • @anthonysutter1078
      @anthonysutter1078 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      For a minute I thought you were talking about a Diddy concert🤣

    • @Tashana1105
      @Tashana1105 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol ​@@anthonysutter1078

  • @zerjiozerjio
    @zerjiozerjio 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    You’re simultaneously the most intelligent and approachable comedian I’ve heard in years.
    I was howling at the hot pocket juice bit and how you dragged it for as long as humanly possible.
    Well done!

  • @anthonyhughes2086
    @anthonyhughes2086 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    50+ year old Brit here that is a new subscriber. This man is seriously funny. Best take on Diddy I've watched/heard after the avalanche of shorts/tiktoks the algorithms have thrown at me. 😂

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    Well said! “A terrible rapper and an incredible villain!” 🤣🤣

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

    I have never seen this man before, I don't know how long he's been doing comedy, but DAYUMM, he is good. His observations, his mannerisms, the fact that he's not afraid to take time and tell a story. His face, his demeanor, he's phenomenal at this job. Thanks Josh.

    • @mfcmxtt6490
      @mfcmxtt6490 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      First time for me too.
      I am so delighted to now know him and will binge watch his channel.

    • @keetasingletary
      @keetasingletary 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      You're in for a treat. I found his videos a few years ago when he had a perfect Afro and I've been here for the ride ever since.

    • @daphne201239
      @daphne201239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's been one of my favorites for a few years!
      I'd love to see his show in person. 🤞🏽

    • @janisg7409
      @janisg7409 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I love his voice, too! 😊

    • @kathiehoss3926
      @kathiehoss3926 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I love this kid hes amazing!!

  • @BKloster81
    @BKloster81 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This dude is crushing in his Daily Show segments. Kills me every single time. Can't wait to see you live soon, JJ!

  • @jacobusveeger5641
    @jacobusveeger5641 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Love this, came here after his spot on explanation of the Kendrick Drake feud. Dude is a true gem

  • @AnaSilva-ry5fu
    @AnaSilva-ry5fu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    My favorite news Anchor 😂❤

  • @LSSYLondon
    @LSSYLondon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +192

    "In the known universe there's four states of matter..."
    OMG ROTFLMAO

    • @mcv2178
      @mcv2178 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As a physics fancier, I was so pleased someone remembered plasma for once!

  • @indigonai1565
    @indigonai1565 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love the way he sets up and leads into his jokes n casually drops his punchlines following some incredible pantomime type theatrics. Phenomenal story teller

  • @ethanharvey3111
    @ethanharvey3111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The hot pocket bit did it for me. Didnt expect to hear another truly classic hot pocket joke in my lifetime.

  • @autumneagle
    @autumneagle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    9:00 the other way to know is that no one has been protesting this either. OJ had entire legions of black families rooting for him to beat the charges, every time a black man of import gets arrested the community is up in arms about unjustified actions. But with Diddy, just crickets. A collective nod.

    • @lauriebriggs9705
      @lauriebriggs9705 หลายเดือนก่อน

      OJ did not deserve being “ rooted for”. He was a double murderer and walked free due to a stupid jury.

  • @mel2d2
    @mel2d2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +659

    I’m not black, but I am a 90’s hip hop kid, and I’ve been waiting on this for decades. Since Pac. His connections are so broad, it’s wild. So, no one talked. You can’t go to the police when they’re part of the problem.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Everyone talked, just no one talked to the cops. If you were into the musical zeitgeist at all in the 90s-00s you knew Diddy was a monster. People have been saying that he arranged Tupac's murder since day 1.

    • @smartmarketing173
      @smartmarketing173 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I saw a video where the cops were told at LEAST once, 5 years ago…one of the sex workers hired by diddy was under arrest for burglary at a hotel, and he mentions Cassie in his arrest statement. Maybe both crimes occurred in that hotel (a twofer?! Man was busy👀) IDK, but there you go.

    • @mel2d2
      @mel2d2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@SavageGreywolf can I get an, Amen?!

    • @mel2d2
      @mel2d2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@smartmarketing173 Jonathan Oti. He’s currently missing. It’s such a mess. He actually shot up the hotel, to retaliate against cops who were there, for covering things up. Tisa Tells has the whole interview.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@SavageGreywolf Pretty sure Diddy offed Biggy to. For financial gain reason. You know, rapper selling more when they are dead, better yet gangster related.

  • @wetsponge175
    @wetsponge175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    When the gun incident happened back when Diddy was with Jennifer Lopez, she left him so quickly, and I don't think I've ever heard her talk about him since. That was a clue. I wonder what she knew if anything, but it should have opened up a lot of eyes like it did mine.

  • @makethatlimedrop
    @makethatlimedrop หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Like an ancient weapon" @15:37 just made me lose it

  • @andthangsinc.8049
    @andthangsinc.8049 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +532

    Josh takes his time. I like this. He's not rushing to get the punchline. The man is being himself, and the punchlines are just there..effortlessly. A masterclass in comedy can be taught off his style. This is the art of communication that we all have the potential for. Give that man some roses for me, please 🙏🏾

    • @mfcmxtt6490
      @mfcmxtt6490 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      beautifully put.
      Very true.

    • @nannielson7790
      @nannielson7790 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      YES!! His comedic timing is epic! When John Steward does finally hang it up (don't get me wrong, I LOVE that Mr. Stewart is back), I really hope Josh takes over... He's the only one I want to hear the news from (especially the CRAZY news).
      The Hot Pocket bit sent me over the edge... 😂😂😂
      And this is CLEAN comedy! Give this man... whatever he wants!

    • @isittechno5116
      @isittechno5116 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He reminds me of the young chappelle

    • @jarvindriftwood
      @jarvindriftwood 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's such a great storyteller.

    • @camouflagejumpsuit
      @camouflagejumpsuit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

  • @juliebethlenfalvy8460
    @juliebethlenfalvy8460 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    I’m dead 😵 “Like an ancient weapon.” 🤣

  • @user-yi1id7ws2n
    @user-yi1id7ws2n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "It was the sleeeeve of a hotpocket.."
    😂😂😂

  • @Charsy8
    @Charsy8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    From diddy to Hot Pockets... YESSSS! 😆 My ADHD enjoys this monologue immensely! 😌👌

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    I never knew Hot Pockets could be weaponized, but here we are.

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were weaponized against the general public from their inception

    • @vauni98
      @vauni98 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Gotta add Hot Pockets and Popeyes biscuits to the list of weaponized consumables 🤣🤣

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vauni98 Popeyes biscuits are THAT hot?

    • @vauni98
      @vauni98 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@williamcrowe2576 nope, but they're notoriously known as one of the driest things on the planet. They could at least be used to suffocate somebody (if no drinks are available)🤣

    • @nikistevenson1550
      @nikistevenson1550 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who was the comedian that told the story about Popeyes biscuit guy dying?

  • @nessanova8596
    @nessanova8596 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +347

    You’ve quickly become my favourite stand up comedian, Josh! Thank you for letting us in on all the fun!!

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That hot pocket bit probably had me laughing for longer than I’ve ever laughed at any one thing on this planet in all the time I’ve been here 🤔

  • @patriciamorgan2501
    @patriciamorgan2501 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    You deserve a Academy Award for this.

  • @Anna-wd8ox
    @Anna-wd8ox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +302

    I feel like he is the only comedian who keeps his sets updated with the times. Like bro IS the news😂 give him his own daily show so I can actually watch the news

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Definitly one of the few that does

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      lol he’s a writer for the daily show

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@rainbomgIs he? I’d love to hear more about him. He’s incredible ~

    • @krishill30
      @krishill30 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was just thinking he would be awesome on the Daily Show. 😊

  • @fiqirtesfa5297
    @fiqirtesfa5297 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    I love his taunting laugh in the beginning

  • @teebellerina8783
    @teebellerina8783 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Cryinggggggggg over the hot pocket. 😂😂😂😂
    That elongated agggghhhhhhh was correct! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fortunado66
    @fortunado66 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is my comic for the decade. I hope I get to see him live someday. Keep it going, Feed the brain and body. Feel positive.

  • @staciegirlgriot9592
    @staciegirlgriot9592 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    "Like an ancient weapon," took me out.

  • @NoNo4ShoSho
    @NoNo4ShoSho หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I can watch and listen to him all day 🤣

  • @BrianLopez-dv7ep
    @BrianLopez-dv7ep 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Supreme Truck Bodies had the same thing happen to them. "Your honor, my employees are lying about the work conditions, here's three million to shut them up".🤣🤣🤣

  • @Trysaratop
    @Trysaratop 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    “Diddy’s dad taught him abc and stuff”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lucyespila3401
      @lucyespila3401 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonhawkins6844
      @brandonhawkins6844 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      No, Frank Lucas taught diddy's dad AB.C's

  • @LoVeInADiUniVerSe
    @LoVeInADiUniVerSe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    the homes and tha himies LOL

    • @LoVeInADiUniVerSe
      @LoVeInADiUniVerSe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      homies*

    • @ishmoose1
      @ishmoose1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was good

  • @haalfnhaalf
    @haalfnhaalf หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I genuinely watched that hot pocket part at the worst possible time and as I took an enormous sip of water, I knew that if I didn't do this spit take I will actually die of asphyxiation as i hold back my laughter. I spat about half a can of coke's worth of water directly on the floor.
    Thank you for helping me mop my kitchen floor.

  • @kathymeeks2139
    @kathymeeks2139 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love this guy; polished, funny, and refreshing.

  • @timeformore
    @timeformore 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    The hot pocket pain is real. I’ve definitely experienced it myself.
    This whole video is gold. Thank you!

  • @StargazingDragon
    @StargazingDragon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    I thought for sure it was a tazer, hot pocket didn't even cross my mind 😂

  • @pimpsoda1
    @pimpsoda1 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This young brother is hilarious. His delivery, intelligence of storytelling, and timing are hilarious.

  • @kmiknik4861
    @kmiknik4861 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The smile of wonder after hot pocket was everything 😂

  • @DJ-sv7xf
    @DJ-sv7xf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    My dog gets angry when I laugh because my belly shakes (which shakes him) but this was so full of belly laughs! Worth it!

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well … keep watching him and keep your dog angry because it’s worth it 😂

    • @sfullernj
      @sfullernj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg same I laughed so hard urine flew out of me

  • @melissali7423
    @melissali7423 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Started Trevor Noah’s podcast, and was pleasantly surprised that Josh is a staple on it. Love listening to you Josh!

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Thanks for posting -- gotta listen to that.

  • @nursingu6164
    @nursingu6164 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I LOVE your intellect and the fact that you will do your research! I also love that you talk about things that nobody else is talking about. What I am enjoying so much about you lately is your restraint (language) because not all people want to be peppered with explicatives. Thank you and God bless and keep you safe.
    .

  • @creativemuse33
    @creativemuse33 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Diddy part was a topic much needed to address and raise the awareness of, I hope the justice will be served soon. This is a topic I truly care about, so Thanks for talking about it Josh in such a humorous way and that how black people already knew before all of this, I actually didn’t know who he was😅.
    But that ancient weapon hot pocket part made me laugh so bad in a way I haven’t for quite a while, a relatable pain that no one wants to feel. Let’s pray for the victim of hot pockets 😂🤣

  • @BlountedReality
    @BlountedReality 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    Currently dealing with an upper respiratory infection and the hot pocket reveal almost took me out! Laughed until I had a coughing fit 😂

    • @justhereyeah1112
      @justhereyeah1112 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Aww get well!

    • @Kayrenar
      @Kayrenar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Me too (with the upper respiratory infection)! This was the wrong thing to watch.
      Feel better soon! 🤧

    • @KelseyDrummer
      @KelseyDrummer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had one in Feb! Best of luck!❤

  • @LeftyPem
    @LeftyPem 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    The Daily Show needs to bring him on as a correspondent. Fantastic delivery and excellent breaking down news.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I would love to he Josh's take on a dangerously active news event as an on the scene reporter. "OMG! Did you see what just happened?! I'd love to give y'all more details, but I'm not getting any closer to this mess."

    • @carriedream101
      @carriedream101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      They DID! He’s one of their new correspondents and according to google has written for them since 2017.

    • @baronvonrouge6125
      @baronvonrouge6125 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad 😊 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 you 👌 ❤️ 😄 😀 😘 😊 actually typed out answer

    • @carriesmith3494
      @carriesmith3494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He is this week

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He’s been a writer there and now he’s been onscreen 2-3 times since Jon S has been back.

  • @NowUrJustIncoherent
    @NowUrJustIncoherent 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Such a good set, for me nothing beats the inflection when he says "ancient weapon" talking about the hot pocket. That's such a musical understanding of how to make something funny with tonality, I love it

  • @orbathealien8868
    @orbathealien8868 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My man basically got shot by a Plasma Pistol in the couple story 😂 this is my first time hearing your comedy and I am a big fan already. The Diddy skit was real as fuck.

  • @killawofe
    @killawofe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    So proud of you seeing you on the Daily Show 🥲

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Josh needs to be on the Daily Show a lot more often! See if he will agree to join the guest host list.

    • @dianeatpeace337
      @dianeatpeace337 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He's a writer on The Daily Show since 2017 and made his on-screen TDS debut earlier this year.

    • @raskassputin7408
      @raskassputin7408 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Finally someone besides Roy Wood who knows how to deliver a joke

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    0:09 that deep laugh

  • @jackett17
    @jackett17 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved the one person in the crowd that said "what?!" When he said he'll go on walks without airpods.

  • @PanTrimtab
    @PanTrimtab หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Can't wait to see you in December. We're a big Josh Johnson household over here.

  • @srideout91
    @srideout91 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    The police need to investigate his ex-wife’s death. The way she went was very suspicious. People have been saying it from day one including celebrities. I hope the FBI looks into it.

    • @zoe-ml8cx
      @zoe-ml8cx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They were never married just together

    • @bluevillsplash
      @bluevillsplash 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      They need to investigate all deaths near him

    • @PhoenixRisingEra
      @PhoenixRisingEra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right? Died of pneumonia as she’s about to expose human trafficking…just like Brittany Murphy dying from pneumonia right before she’s about to testify within a case involving our GOV. Healthy women under the age of 50 don’t just die of pnemonia living in a state that doesn’t have winters.

    • @lesleyjones6230
      @lesleyjones6230 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Many dead people around him.

    • @aggydreams
      @aggydreams 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tell wtf was Corey Gamble at her house the day she died. FYI he a trifflin Scorpio too. It ain’t adding up

  • @CStuekey87
    @CStuekey87 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +713

    Every week this man hits lol

    • @grundlefairy
      @grundlefairy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pause

    • @dirtydeadz
      @dirtydeadz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No diddy

    • @Naturevsnurture86
      @Naturevsnurture86 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just came across his video and I'm just so happy a comedian is epically perfectly narrating the absolute foolishness of the government

  • @andi.4pf
    @andi.4pf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love Josh on the daily show and I know I’m late to the party but this is the first time I’m watching his stand up and I’m blown away. I almost don’t know how to describe it but it’s like the perfect mix of feeling like I’m having a conversation with a friend and absolute comedy gold 🥰

  • @lunaniteshade9952
    @lunaniteshade9952 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Never heard of someone wielding a hot pocket as a weapon. 😂 Guess there's a first time for everything.

  • @palaviye
    @palaviye 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    "And reared back- like an ancient weapon!" 😂😂😂 The fact that you broke out "reared back" so effortlessly in the moment 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
    The craftsmanship, the narrative mastery, sir!

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He is such an artistic wordsmith that he blew me away the moment I first saw him. This moment right now, in fact ~

  • @TheeZulu
    @TheeZulu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    Congrats on your continued success - so well deserved. This young man is intelligent and funny as can be.

  • @robinrhone7470
    @robinrhone7470 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I giggled so hard at this entire foolishness!!! Dude!! You are way hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @vanessaw7325
    @vanessaw7325 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I actually don't eat hot pockets for this VERY reason. They get way too hot and I get anxiety trying to eat it.

    • @morgantaylor517
      @morgantaylor517 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Omg sameeee!!!! Hot Pockets scare the hell out of me, I've never not burned myself.