Barbie Movie Review, and Stressed Kids - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Stand Up Comedy
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"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" is 100% accurate though lol😅
Earliest sign that you have depression as a child is people saying “you have an old soul”.
@@ScamLikely9327yeah, I hadn't thought of it that way, but this is super accurate. Lol
@@ScamLikely9327not really. I’ve been told this bc I like a lot of old school music but personally I just think the music was better back then.
Yeah the issue wasn't the validity of the statement.
It would be less jarring coming out of the mouth of an adult.
But a 6 year old shouldn't be having such profound thoughts.
That made a single tear fall. Lol
I feel like I’ve seen a lot of comedians take their entire careers to get to this level of casual fluency on stage. This man is such a pro.
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I just praised him TODAY for his delivery...I'm Jumpy!.............. You can call me Jumpy.
@@markfoster1520Okay... Jumpy.
@@MalcontentFlower Heheh...I meant, no one would understand my speaking so fast...
I agree, I think I can see some Chappell influence in his comedy. What do you guys think?
"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" DAMN. I'm over 50 and that shit hit me hard.
Same here. 😩
😂😂😂😂
Actually, when you're over 60, they do help. Sometimes they're the only thing that helps.
I know right❤
My new 50-year old mantra❤
"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" That's a reincarnated ancestor in a 6 yr olds body right there 🤣
"Naps don't help when your soul is tired." 😂. This is why I love your comedy! Thanks for giving me the right words for this life. 🤣
I hope he does a follow up on the Barbie bit after he sees it. his insights are soo good.
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Same!
Same I was so sad he moved on so fast
My Montessori daughter cried out “my heart hurts” while walking home in a light rain at age four or five. Flair for melodrama
Old soul
"Malcolm X for white women!"
Usher for pigeons!
@@caitlynlivingston7272It's better!
Montessori teacher here! I definitely would’ve pegged you as a Montessori kid 😅😅😅 All of you are so bright and have old souls 😂
Don’t forget tired ones 😂😂
@@douglasrugambwa3172 🤣🤣😭
Holy cringe
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We are a different breed. Idk why Montessori school curriculum wasn't adopted for public schools. It's so much better for kids.
"Naps don't help when your soul is tired" That is the most adult thing I have ever heard... the fact it came out of a child in a class who was supposed to be napping... If I had been the teacher I don't know if I woulda holla'd "PREACH" been in such agreement and shock that I just walk away wordlessly, or burst into a puddle of tears right there... Jesus...
Well that story most likely didn’t actually happen so..
@PrinceJoshTheGreat yeah, but kids be saying wild shit though. Even if it's a made-up story, spend some time atound kids, and you will hear some wild shit.
@@PrinceJoshTheGreatyou'd be surprised. I used to work in a preschool and the things those kids said were really shocking, both good and bad. Naptimes also did have a weird effect on kids, you could tell who had problems at home by the kid's sleeping patterns. There was one kid who clearly came from a rough home and would not only never sleep, he wouldn't let other kids sleep and would get eerily angry, we often had to remove him to let the other kids sleep because he would just get up and forcefully wake them up. He eventually got kicked out for hitting another kid in the face with a brick. He said some really scary stuff with a totally deadpan look on his face that would give you chills. I still wonder about him, 15 years or so later, I can't imagine he had an easy life. His mom definitely had issues and always seemed distracted, on the phone, would drag him by his arm without paying attention to him, he often had wrinkled, dirty clothes. Other kids knocked right out with smiles on their faces every day. You can tell what kids are prone to anxiety, deep thought, superficiality, etc., their personalities are there. He could have made this up, sure, but after the things I've seen and heard it wouldn't surprise me if it were real.
I like the throw away line "on wednesdays a guy with a dress comes in and tries to fight everybody" lol Like the joke wasn't the guy in the dress- that was just how you recognized who to take cover from.
yeah i liked that joke too! sort of subverts expectations on what you think the joke will be while still being funny, what it actually was is better, anyway.
😂naps don't help when your soul is tired I can feel that kid
That conversation with the security guard was the most real shit ever. As a former grocery store employee (not even in a bad neighborhood) that is exactly how we would have handled that situation.
Why not call the police?😅
@@alicemakarevich6762because they dont come
@alicemakarevich6762 in a typical neighborhood you would call the police. I worked at a grocery store too, the police were called a few times and they were always there pretty quick.
But I imagine it's much different when it's an everyday thing. You're not going to call the cops every day to come usher the weirdos out of your store. Especially if you have hired "security" on site.
We also had hired security from a third party at our store, and they were laughably incompetent, but grossly underpaid so I never blamed them too much.
I'm wondering if he worked at the same store. Menards is huge in Chicago too. But most stores operate basically the same way so probs not
Josh is a natural. I am 71 years young and I’ve seen comedians come and I’ve seen comedians go and Josh is here to stay! Thank you for the laughs!😅
Why did I laugh at "So I was constantly in danger"? That wry delivery is just so damn funny, but I don't want this man in danger, Josh Johnson is a national treasure!
It's like having Home Depot open 24/7, between 1:00 to 6:00am, junkies crackhead and dog walker roamed the store.
International treasure.
Usher for pigeons did not get the reaction it deserved 😂😂😂😂😂
I think the cut the video right after that joke so they probably did I’m assuming
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That was my second favorite line after
the nap one
I was screaming. I had such a vivid image in my head after that
That bit made me lose it. 😂❤🎉
It didn’t but it was hilarious to me. 😂😂😂😂😂
definitely one of the best comics working the circuit right now.
I agree 💯
The speed at which this guy is making new hilarious stand up material is insane.
"I went to a montessori school"
Me: that tracks
Josh Johnson is my favorite comedian. Love his observations of life and his ability to make people laugh and reflect at the same time. Bravo!
I am loving all the new content being released on the regular. As I live overseas, this is the closest I get to seeing Josh live and in person. Great job, dude!
OMG Jeremy Lin
@@shamezcarter3654 lol wut
I am dyslexic and read" this is the closest... seeing Josh live and in prison"😂
@@wardiya3arbiya 😂 nooooo he’s too prettyyyyyy
Wish I could relate, but even being nearly homeless as an adult does not compare to the intense soul-crushing stress of my childhood. Adulting is the best thing ever and nobody can change my mind.
Hi, I don't know your situation, but I hope this helps:
There's a behavioral psychologist on TH-cam named Patrick Teahan. His videos are hard to watch and the work is hard. To be honest, I can only do it once a month. But MAN, is he effective! I'm slowly healing, and being my own parent.
There's also a neuroscientist who has a channel called Therapy in a nutshell.
Those 2, comedy and kindness are very powerful. So glad we're not children anymore. I wish you well.
@@Anil18834 I'm subbed to both of those and a few others. I agree that Patrick Teahan is a blessing to TH-cam.
And you survived!! Congrats to those of us who made it - no matter the struggles we face now, we know we can get through them. Hang in there ❤
I agree! Wow I never hear anyone else say this but you couldn't pay me to go back to my childhood. It was the most unsafe I've ever felt. Ran away at 17 and even living in a boarding house and working at a pizzeria for $1 an hour was better because I was in control of my own life. I worry about people who wish they could return to childhood, the more I get my life in order, the better it gets, I love that. ❤
Josh Johnson is fantastic
He has gotten soooo great at comedy!!!! Remember when he had the lil fro 😅
I'm a black girl and Barbie had me militant as hell afterwards😂 especially Gloria's monologue I was in tears and furious for like 10 consecutive business days💀
So Caitlyn here doesn't think we're stupid, I didn't share all the details of what happened after because, who cares? It's a comedic comment.
@@caitlynlivingston7272 it's a joke lovely. A lot of words are used in the wrong context daily. I know what it means😂
“10 consecutive business days” 💀💀
I’m def stealin that
You relax on the weekends? LOL
@@maryk3458 yes that's a normal thing for some people
Wait a minute🤔 business days aren't consecutive!
babe, watching these with a fresh eye is just 1400% times more enjoyable. love you JJ
*"Naps don't help when your soul is tired"* I feel this so much
pigeon man can fr be a superhero/villain with the right amount of pigeons
Pigeon kamikazed😂that dudes head 😂
Josh is so funny and has a beautiful smile!
Josh is where i get all my News! How does he know how things happen just after they occur!! Love this!! One of the best! 🤣🤣🤣
Always look forward to what he talks about next. He has such a unique perspective that's always hilarious and insightful.
Agreed!!!💯
Reminds me a lot of Donald glover
I don't think the pigeon story is crazy. In Finland is where I first noticed birds are militarized. They have a captain, 2nd in command and squadrons. The commander calls out to the squadrons when to go after people with food. They are highly organized!
And that man was the captain
Birds will peck peck looking for who is Top Bird, but you know who is Top Bird? Pidgeon Man is Top Bird.
Same in Amsterdam
Well that's scary
Josh is just so pretty. His skin and smile and those delicate hands. He's so funny while never being mean spirited. A kind of comedy angel.
And yes, I know that sounds like some weird hyperbole.
If he is anything like my husband his girls will be fire!! He is pretty, too...but geez dont tell him😅
I think the same thing each time I watch a clip!!!
No one that adorable should be so smart and funny. Just isn't fair
Totally agree 🌹
.. exquisite hands.. beautiful soul..
He's so effortlessly funny without being over the top.
Can I tell you how I felt "Naps don't help when your soul is tired" all up and through my spirit! My soul is so tired. Thank you for putting words to what I was feeling. #comedyistherapy
Josh is my favorite. I love when he makes himself laugh.
Bro is just dropping bombshell after bombshell. I've never seen a comedian hone themselves and their craft this quickly. Bound for greatness if he keeps this up.
This is the third clip I’ve seen from Josh. Somebody out there in entertainment land needs to give Josh a lot more exposure. This is really rich and insightful storytelling. Good work, Josh!
Tuesday night The daily show (Possible replacement for Roy Wood Jr and Jessica Williams)
@@stevereber3358 That's great news. I think he'd be great on there.
It's kind of refreshing to be excited for a new video on a channel. Like, I have a lot of subs, but I'm always stoked to get Josh's take.
My man does not miss.
Rewatching cuz I relate to the kid with the tired soul, forgot about the grocery crew! 😅
“Naps don’t help when your soul is tired” at 3:05
I love how comfortable you are on stage. Naturally hilarious
We need post Barbie review!
the way he keeps coming up with so much material is so impressive
This is amazing, please never stop
"I was constantly in danger" is the best way to describe my hometown 😂 Its so true
“This n*gga was Usher for pigeons” 😂
It's amazing how much depth a seemingly light-hearted film can have
Bruh, you need to write a movie script. You set that whole joke up beautifully!
I manage retail in a not great area by Detroit. The crazies are DEFINITELY part of the new hire's training😂
Yo fam. Been appreciating your work for years. Your trajectory is dope. Onward and Upward!
Josh usually makes me laugh so much I replay his sets. Like I'm still replaying his Craigslist jokes and laughing, and that was years ago.
That last bit was so funny it's going to replay.
Thanks for always uploading these in time for my lunch break.
The casually resonant cadence of this set is absolutely unreal.
5:46 this story made me think of the pigeon man episode from "hey Arnold" 😂. Usher for pigeons lol
I've seen a pigeon man here in Australia, had a pigeon on each shoulder and one on his head. Made me think of him. Also, I'm a Hey Arnold fan :)
@miyutakahada5691 that's so cool! seeing that in person and visiting Australia are both on the bucket list now
Naps don't help when your soul is tired
💀 LoL
The SIMPLICITY of your work is PROFOUND. My woman adores you!
"This nigga was Usher for pigeons". LOLLL.
Montessori school. Nap time. Trips to discovery zone when the teacher was sleepy. Being the first kid there every Monday morning and having to go to the pet store with the principal to pick the Guinea pig who most resembled the one who tried to swim in the toilet over the weekend (side note: Guinea pigs can’t swim). Good times!
Yooooo! 😂
My favorite comedian!!!!standing 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 every f-ing time👏👏👏👏👏👏
I'LL ALWAYS BE AMAZED BY HOW BAD HE IS AT CHANGING SUBJECTS AND AT THE SAME TIME HAVE LITERALLY THE BEST RELATABLE PUNCHLINES IN EXISTENCE
Josh Johnson is the best comedian - he has a podcast too so now I can get a JJ fix on Apple and on YT❤
Josh is definitely one of the best out there
"fugg those grapes, not getting fugged tonight"
I love his smile! I watch just to see his face light up.
Pigeon Man sounds real... Haven't you heard about WII messenger pigeons? That anecdote was probably very true...
You’ve been on a roll. Don’t stop 😭
The most gifted comedian I’ve seen in a long time.
I just discovered you today. I'm crying with laughter about the supermarket 😂😂😂
Brilliant! You deserve a lot of success ❤
"Oooooo I wish a man would try to give me directions right now" .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Damn, I think me and Josh might be the same person. I also graduated with a design degree and I'm currently working as a manager at grocery store with some weird ass regulars, in the Chicagoland area.
Totally brought back memories of "nap time" I didnt know what that was at first and totally recall that was the most scariest time of the day. You never knew what the other kids might do
You are too funny and i need JJ merch to tell the world.
The part with the security guard😅😅
You majored in design? Man we need a skit on that to
I've been a fan since the mini fro love to see your growth as comedian give this man his hour special already!!!
My guy has been coming with it!
This grocery store sounds like the downtown library I work at.
"He did that and then the bird did that."😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You got a pretty smile lmao
Love his stories
“Look young blood.” Hahahah
If Barbie is making women question the Supreme Court...more power to them and the movie then 😅
Lol. This is a comedy bit. Get all your news from comedy?
Thanks for consistently posting. I love the bits your creating👏🏽
My favorite thing about being a fan of Josh is the journey. We’re a long way from trolling the kkk after school 😂😂😂
That barbecue tho...
@@TheOneTrueEfrate 😂😂
"can I say something to him" 😄😄😄😄🤣😄
Bro don’t stop releasing new relevant content and it hit every time !
Pigeon man could’ve gotten vindictive. Imagine a parking lot full of pigeons just power shitting on rude dude’s head, groceries and car. Dude got off light.
Love love his new material
Josh you funny asf 😂😂😂😂 Huhlarious 😂😂😂
I just love Josh Johnson! I love everything about his set! His delivery, the casualness of his voice, i live his look, he’s got IT! I expect HUGE things out of him!
I love this man's comedy.
Love how this video starts put, Josh is just chillin' and then out of nowhere he gets super animated. Love it! 😂
"he was Usher for pigeons" 😂😂😂
I truly love his stories.
Loving all the work you're putting out lately Josh!
Ok first of all i had to leave my desk because i made the mistake of watching this while I'm working 🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious i almost didnt make it to the breakroom😂😂😂
Yes lol, please go see the movie 😂 you should be bigger, hilarious.
Always a good chuckle !! Thanks 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤