Presidential Debate Breakdown

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    Hi friends,
    This week I’m sharing my thoughts on the presidential debate. Democrats have been in crisis mode ever since whether it is Gavin Newsom and other pundits trying to assure that President Biden just “had a bad night” or others like Andrew Yang saying the president should step aside with some even calling for him to step down.
    Meanwhile Trump’s performance was less than stellar with many easily tact checkable lies being told like Biden inherited no inflation or that Trump’s own tax reform isn’t to blame for a large portion of the massive economic inequality we see today.
    Things that have been pain points for the GOP were largely ignored and many issues voters have with Biden’s administration that Trump could have easily exploited were side stepped for lies and hyperbole that could easily be disproven.
    There is still time before the DNC with a few people praying that the delegates will back someone else with enough vigor to strike back at Trump and inspire voters.
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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1293

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    • @freemovies411
      @freemovies411 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Proud to be part of this

  • @blanketfortressofsolitude5270
    @blanketfortressofsolitude5270 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2666

    I feel like maybe we, as a country, should just be single for four years and not date anyone. We don't make good choices.

  • @fiendlayer2475
    @fiendlayer2475 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1789

    I fucking KNEW the two men colliding in wheelchairs was going to lead into the debate and you did it so perfect lmao

    • @mckayle456
      @mckayle456 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      I appreciate how hard that lead-in is. Josh is talented.

    • @ganbaroteam6547
      @ganbaroteam6547 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Lol i got so drawn into the story I forgot, i got got by josh and i loved it😂

    • @yannmondehard4171
      @yannmondehard4171 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      I too read the title 😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@yannmondehard4171 It would have been so easy for Josh to start there, but he found a way to connect it to another story.

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +816

    I love that there are still parts of American culture so unified that you can say “you know those math problems” and everyone knows it’s either a) so much fruit or b) two vehicles of transportation on a collision course

    • @justalffie
      @justalffie วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Not just an American thing though

    • @friedpizza262
      @friedpizza262 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      It's not about culture... anywhere people learn math those kinds of math problems popup

    • @justalffie
      @justalffie วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@friedpizza262 💯

    • @arthurlobo2
      @arthurlobo2 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      bro thinks you gotta be american to know that the mitochrondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @zoezzzarko1117
      @zoezzzarko1117 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yesssssssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳

  • @desecration171
    @desecration171 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +351

    That was a 6 min setup for that punchline and it paid off.

    • @tnfitzhugh4905
      @tnfitzhugh4905 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      💰🎰😊💰

  • @bakingbola
    @bakingbola 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1809

    Best line : “A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth”

    • @deborahserafin8253
      @deborahserafin8253 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Biden was NOT truthful

    • @dbagette
      @dbagette 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      This is a snake oil salesman problem. How do you beat that when the old elephants failed and the newer ones bought all the snake oil and platformed the salesman?

    • @xxBrokenDreams666xx
      @xxBrokenDreams666xx 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      i literally told my friend this exact thing the other night. the fact that someone else made the same point is chilling

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      @@bakingbola this is the "the lie gets around the world before the truth gets its pants on" line perfected _and_ made better by being tailored to the situation

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They’re both a couple of liars, but I can’t, in good conscience vote for Biden. Or any democrat at this point because their policies are horrible now. They’ve lost their fucking minds. I’m politically homeless now.

  • @kat-sg8zy
    @kat-sg8zy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2650

    The transition from two old people on a wheel chair colliding to the debates was genius!!!!!

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Chapelle did it with the lengthy story about Jim Carey as Andy Kaufman to make an anti-trans joke.

    • @midgetmann1984
      @midgetmann1984 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That is the way you prep for talking about that debate.

    • @nametakenfan
      @nametakenfan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      Absolutely stuck the landing. The timing was perfect

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Rhythmicons well damn.

    • @BluishGnome
      @BluishGnome 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      We all sat here intently listening to a story about two men in wheelchairs, so committed to the entire thing for it to just be turned over and revealed as an allegory for our failing democracy

  • @kyordy
    @kyordy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +282

    “You know those math problems?”
    EVERYONE got it. Absolutely amazing.
    Love love love that transition.

  • @ReganSkye2010
    @ReganSkye2010 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +112

    “How do you not listen when it’s EVERYBODY saying it?” 💀

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +767

    “We’re not crazy, THEYRE crazy” EXACTLY!!!! This!!!! Like a toxic f*cking ex. Exactly.

    • @_hi_pwr
      @_hi_pwr 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      You can blame the other side but we are all a lot more similar than we let on. Very. Similar.

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ​@@_hi_pwr That wasn't "blaming the other side". That was blaming the pundits, the media, and other talking heads.

    • @Yazarastsu
      @Yazarastsu วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@driggs2109they’re on our side?

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Yazarastsu What? My comment was in direct response to the one immediately above mine, part of which reads, "You can blame the other side..."

    • @Yazarastsu
      @Yazarastsu วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@driggs2109 the pundits, media, etc were a part of the other side that comment was referring to.

  • @tangoangel2782
    @tangoangel2782 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1669

    I mean, I liked the video already, 4 hrs before the release, cause, yea, there is no way it will not be great. The comedy writes itself… 😂

    • @blackmanrunfree
      @blackmanrunfree 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      There’s no way he doesn’t mention the golf game 😂

    • @SuperKeithers
      @SuperKeithers 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      top kek

    • @SandbagsYoutube
      @SandbagsYoutube 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      I was grinning ear to ear through the whole wheelchair story cause I just knew where it was going, so good

    • @tutinn_
      @tutinn_ 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Lmfaoo - this is a PRE "lmfaooo" before I even watch it. I'm officially starting now at 0:14 here's my time stamp. I'll let my future self make the next comment.

    • @laurenmaxwell6954
      @laurenmaxwell6954 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      And Josh makes it better lol😂

  • @theresjer
    @theresjer 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    We're NOT crazy. We're not crazy. We're not crazy. ..
    Thank you. Very much.

  • @pandaexpresso
    @pandaexpresso 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

    Thank you Josh for helping us heal past the pain of the cringe that was the debate. Everything else just made us angry... We needed this.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      🎤

    • @byronp8158
      @byronp8158 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Who's us and we? You're crazy!

    • @leapinglizzard7125
      @leapinglizzard7125 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Jill Stein 2024

  • @Jenn_Jukebox
    @Jenn_Jukebox 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1702

    "gravity is a republican" 😂

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Brilliant.

    • @xaivercampbell1587
      @xaivercampbell1587 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Cacklinggg

    • @user-zb7uh2ob1r
      @user-zb7uh2ob1r 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Thank you, Josh. The late night comedians are all on break just when we need them the most. Thanks for stepping up to help us out of this depression.

    • @user-zb7uh2ob1r
      @user-zb7uh2ob1r 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      "Gravity is a Republican." I am dying. I cuss at gravity a lot, every time I drop something. This explains a lot.

    • @mickgoon2257
      @mickgoon2257 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That red republican elephant ass gravity!

  • @tarawalker7193
    @tarawalker7193 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +832

    America collectively felt pain debate night.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      Our first moment of solidarity in how long...was pain.
      Ooof!

    • @nothingworksworks3511
      @nothingworksworks3511 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      dunno...crashed m wheelchair w Joe's "you got the morals of an alleycat".

    • @tarawalker7193
      @tarawalker7193 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@nothingworksworks3511 😂😂😂

    • @tarawalker7193
      @tarawalker7193 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TragoudistrosMPH Right!

    • @Sadigziggi
      @Sadigziggi 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      If only everyone felt pain. Some people felt like they had some kind of victory.

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil84 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    The long set up before the “that’s how I felt watching the debate” punchline was so good. 🤣

  • @jpfizzle1
    @jpfizzle1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    This dude broke down the Kendrick/Drake beef perfectly, so I knew he was fit for this job

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +759

    So as a wheelchair user. It is fast and unsettling to suddenly be going a new speed that you don't control. It happens to me when my friend pushes my chair. 😂
    I second that gravity is republican. It hates me.

    • @gmwillow
      @gmwillow 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      So true! I just got a new chair that moves differently and it feels weird lol.

    • @soldiaz7261
      @soldiaz7261 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      i usually use a manual, and when i used an electric scooter at the zoo and it felt like fucking nascar!

    • @EmpressOfExile206
      @EmpressOfExile206 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Except for the fact that Republicans aren't the ones filled with hate & misery 👍🏽😂

    • @thomaszielinski4326
      @thomaszielinski4326 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Yeah we really only feel acceleration and de-acceleration (I'm not disabled, I just mean all of us as people). Moving at the same speed all the time doesn't really feel like moving at all, so I could easily see getting in something that is consistently faster than you're used to is gonna feel crazy fast or vice versa.
      I've noticed this myself when I'm on the highway for hours and get off and the speed limit is 30 and it feels like I'm crawling so I catch myself speeding because I think I'm going slower than I am.

    • @motherofdragons33
      @motherofdragons33 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@soldiaz7261😂 not NASCAR tho 🛵 🏎️😂😂😂

  • @DuchessDaywalker-rh8oj
    @DuchessDaywalker-rh8oj 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +719

    “That red, republican elephant-ass gravity” 😂

    • @nique2654
      @nique2654 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My fave part. 😂😂😂

  • @duhnay
    @duhnay 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    Hearing "it's not our fault!" is strangely comforting in a time like this, in these circumstances, with these candidates 😅😭

  • @dmperri
    @dmperri 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    "A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth" ..... bars

  • @pseudodao7040
    @pseudodao7040 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +379

    Dustiness occurs when one's age is also an FM frequency.

    • @juditha.jean-francois3670
      @juditha.jean-francois3670 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      You deserve millions of likes for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!

    • @cubsfan224
      @cubsfan224 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Best comment - sounds like a Josh joke in fact 😂

    • @s.stinnett3972
      @s.stinnett3972 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Bravo! That was golden! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂

    • @mimiesherry9491
      @mimiesherry9491 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂😂 my lungs

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Lol then you can call granpa "Music, money, fun, 97.1!"

  • @Blinkptx
    @Blinkptx 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +448

    It honestly kills me that they don't do live fact checking during the debate. Not that it would have mattered to a certain group.

    • @VetinariClone
      @VetinariClone 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      I mean it’s just not feasible. There were so many lies that to fact check live they would have needed to pause every sentence and spend several minutes explaining why it’s wrong.

    • @aaronakamatt1747
      @aaronakamatt1747 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because the fact checking is often wrong or biased. Both of them lied constantly, but some of bidens lies were hard to even fact check because you weren't sure if he actually meant to say that or if his brain malfunctioning. Most of Trumps lies were embellishments or hyperbole which is Trumps style of speaking.

    • @aaronakamatt1747
      @aaronakamatt1747 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      Yep, both candidates either embellished or lied every other sentence or you arent even sure if they meant to say that. ​@VetinariClone

    • @srosie5504
      @srosie5504 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump is the best

    • @Shoutinthewind
      @Shoutinthewind 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      It wouldn’t have mattered to anyone because they both lied like crazy…also why would anybody believe the fact checkers have any better grasp on reality? Party Politics has almost nothing to do with facts. It’s WWE for Adults.

  • @JennyInTheHighCountry
    @JennyInTheHighCountry วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    I feel like we have been in a forced, abusive relationship since 2016 & the abuse is about to escalate, & there is no way out

    • @zoezzzarko1117
      @zoezzzarko1117 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😎🙇‍♀️🙏🏼😇

    • @FyreRayne76
      @FyreRayne76 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😅😅😅🥺😩😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @cory2453
      @cory2453 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Interesting...some say the 75+ million aborted since 1963 is an abusive relationship...

    • @LookyLooRealEstate
      @LookyLooRealEstate 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      I was doing pretty darned well 2016 to 2020. It's been way downhill since then

    • @dianahubbard7359
      @dianahubbard7359 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Well put! The whole country is in an abusive relationship with a sociopathic, malignant narcassist. More than half of us know it and want it to stop. The others are like the abused wife who makes excuses for the abuse and continues to believe the lies and they stay because they somehow think they are better with that person and that's the best they'll ever do.

  • @kylekillgannon
    @kylekillgannon 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    The only breakdown over the debate is the one we're all having in fear for our country.

  • @Frank-cz3cs
    @Frank-cz3cs 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +824

    You didn't say Donald Jail Trump, Josh!!!😅
    He genuinely was concerned, and that was actually terrifying 😂

    • @retrohipster1060
      @retrohipster1060 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      Yeah, I think Josh did a valiant job but it was pretty hard to find the humor in this situation. I already was kind of concerned that the momentum swing was going to go back Republican and we're going to have Trump in the office again.. now I'm even more worried.

    • @sunnie19
      @sunnie19 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      ​@@retrohipster1060Worried??? Understatement 😢😢😢

    • @itkahsramal4983
      @itkahsramal4983 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      ​@@retrohipster1060worried?! Vote blue. Just vote blue!

    • @adansmith5299
      @adansmith5299 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@itkahsramal4983there are more than two parties friend

    • @Anelisa8520
      @Anelisa8520 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      Nah, real concern is not in his DNA. All his handlers said: whatever you do, you *cannot look mean*. It doesn’t play well
      Other than that, he did way worse on the substance. Biden answered a bunch of questions accurately, in between the Rascal crashes. Trump just made ish up, and most of the time couldn’t stay on the topic of the question asked. We’re just so used to him lying and being random that he got a big fat pass. Also we might’ve had a bigger reaction to Biden‘s issues because we *hoped* he’d do well
      Either way, I’d vote for a marmot 🦫before Donald

  • @DogDadInTraining
    @DogDadInTraining 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

    if my "off night" made me glitch so hard someone like trump shows something similar to concern for the first time in his life, that'd be my cue to step down tbh

  • @whosthatchicable
    @whosthatchicable 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    'Is that MF alright ?' 😂😂😂😂
    Oh Josh ! I needed this today!🫶🏾

  • @yufaelia
    @yufaelia 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Ngl Trump was lying so damn confidentially that I didn't even think twice when he said, MULTIPLE TIMES, that people were doing abortions after 9 months. It wasn't until I checked Twitter during the ad break and saw "AFTER BIRTH" trending that I was like "...Hey yeah wait---"

    • @minki46664
      @minki46664 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      What is the difference between a late term abortion and one done directly after birth? Seems like you are just splitting hairs at this point.

    • @CinnamonQuills
      @CinnamonQuills วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@minki46664 There's no such thing as a "late term abortion" for a baby that could live outside the mother's body. It's not even a valid medical term, it's something that describes an abortion that happens at or after 21 weeks. It's a boogieman myth invented by hysterical anti-choice advocates. There is literally nowhere where a woman can and does get an abortion moments before birth. Abortions that happen later than usual (but STILL NOT UP TO BIRTH) happen for tragic reasons that pretty much always involve birth defects that aren't compatible with life.

    • @jacobstevens7046
      @jacobstevens7046 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@minki46664I can tell you how they're similar. They are both imaginary problems. 98.9% of abortions occur before TWENTY weeks. 93.1% happen before 13 weeks and 80% happen before 9 weeks. Source: The CDC.
      Can you define a "late-term" abortion? Because late-term abortion is not a medical term. "Late-term" in the medical field refers to woman who remains pregnant past the 'full term" 40 weeks. Do you have any links or sources showing huge amounts of women aborting children at 41 weeks?
      Less than 1% of abortions occur in the third trimester. No one is aborting kids at birth. Stick to talking about real issues like the border and maybe people will start taking the right seriously.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@minki46664
      That's nonsense. Late terms abortions (which are almost never performed) are radically different from birthing a baby and then killing it.
      You should do a little of "your own research" as your people like to say about when and why late term abortions are ever performed.
      Except, your algorithms will only give you propaganda and nonsense.

    • @camrodam
      @camrodam วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@minki46664 one is done on a foetus, the other on a baby. There's a reason they have different names.

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +327

    They're the candidates none of us (sane people) want. It's 2016 all over again! We're so screwed.

    • @BeefIngot
      @BeefIngot 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      More screwed with the cureent supreme court amd project 2025.
      Its literally a cant lose election but people are not smart and vote or dont vote for the dumbest reasons imaginable.

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      That's just you, Boo. I'm okay with Biden/ Harris.

    • @theladyisabelle
      @theladyisabelle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @DennisMoore664
      You speak nothing but truth!

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      @@TheSocratease Well, apparently not _just_ me. I'd be more okay with Harris/Somebody else, but I don't know if enough of the rest of the voters out there would be. I also hope I'm wrong because more than anything I don't want the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon back in the White House.

    • @mickeyoshea2035
      @mickeyoshea2035 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@TheSocrateaseno. No, it's not just them... boo. 🙅🏽‍♀️✌🏽

  • @ErezElene
    @ErezElene 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +443

    "We all know, gravity is a Republican" I DIED 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ddddddno24
    @ddddddno24 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    To be honest, I saw the look on Trumo's face too...like he was concerned. Somehow.

    • @lindah.2815
      @lindah.2815 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He was probably concerned that if Biden dropped, he might be hit with another charge.

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He'd been going on about how Biden was on performance enhancing drugs and preparing to lose the debate, so he could claim it was unfair. Then Biden turns up so out of it he can't form a sentence. Had him confused.

  • @CraftingwithDelonda
    @CraftingwithDelonda 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    Honey, you are doing the lord's work with this comedy 😂

  • @spencershaw4419
    @spencershaw4419 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    Josh is just the best comedian hitting the stage right now. I’ve been loving his material since his first stand-up special. Just cranking out the good stuff again and again.

  • @sunnie19
    @sunnie19 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +185

    Everyone is not dusty at 90+, some people are dusty in their twenties. Keeping it real. 😊

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Every time I find a good moisturizer it gets discontinued 😅

    • @sunnie19
      @sunnie19 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      😃😃😃😃 Sorry, for laughing.,but this comment made me laugh. (laughing from crying) 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabrielmaroto18
      @gabrielmaroto18 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I know a man right now who don’t eat vegetables and looks like he don’t drink water dusty as fu€k

    • @lucamara6424
      @lucamara6424 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I use body butter that is actually for pregnant women to moisturize their bellies…I recommend it actually😆 it’s from Burt’s Bees

    • @Tony-nt5zd
      @Tony-nt5zd วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      You merely adopted the dusty. I was born in it, molded by it.

  • @brittanyfielder1092
    @brittanyfielder1092 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Until next week, my friend. I could listen to you and your perspective of everything for hours it soothes my overactive mind and I can keep up/ focus on the present. Big hugs. I’ll miss you til then! 😊

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      New set tomorrow at 8pm est

    • @brittanyfielder1092
      @brittanyfielder1092 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@JoshJohnsonComedy the way I just gasped lol see you tomorrow then! 🤭

  • @KianaDChaudhry
    @KianaDChaudhry 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    This is the definition of giving the people what they want. I'm excited to hear it

  • @mohamadsami7131
    @mohamadsami7131 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +287

    “I wAS tHeN”🤣😂

    • @Ayurveduh
      @Ayurveduh 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I was just about to comment this!!! I’m totally taking this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steelalpaca1085
    @steelalpaca1085 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    That was not a look of concern. That was a predator sensing weakness. "Mumble mumble, we beat Medicare..." Trump- "Yeah you beat it to death."

  • @Jonathan-mm5zx
    @Jonathan-mm5zx 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    ‘A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth’😂

  • @jaycielle
    @jaycielle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +164

    You're the only comedian I know who has found the perfect midpoint between regular YT uploads _(in both senses)_ and actual special-level releases & it genuinely kind of blows my mind - it's so brilliant to watch
    Your stuff is so consistently high-quality that it honestly kind of smooths my brain over and makes me into that type of _"profoundly-dumb but pleasant"_ person that gets to enjoy life and comedy to its fullest without the constant overthinking and worrying lol

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Fuck I edited the comment for a stupid formatting reason and it deleted the heart - be careful guys, turns out the brain-smoothing effect is permanent 🤦

    • @hopeo-w5961
      @hopeo-w5961 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@jaycielle but at least YOU know the heart happened!

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@hopeo-w5961 you're absolutely right

    • @munchiekins
      @munchiekins 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      petition for Josh Johnson to reheart it ❤❤❤

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@munchiekins dear god please no, I don't wanna be a ReMake-A-Wish kid - a huge part of why I love what he's doing is because it feels like him & his team° are fully focused on making these vids as good as they can be, not being distracted by nutritionless BS like being asked to re-validate a compliment I already gave and expected no validation from in the first place _(it was fucking dope though tbf, I screenshotted that shit immediately so I already have that shit forever lol)_
      °or just him, which if it _is_ just him setting up these cams and editing & posting these _and_ booking & promoting all these gigs solo while getting this level of quality shit out would make him my actual GOAT - if he does reheart, I'll delete this and just try and style it out lol

  • @susiepoadster4642
    @susiepoadster4642 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +295

    A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth. How I’m sposed to know? JJ loves America

    • @tragicslip_2
      @tragicslip_2 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      This is such a 🔥 joke.

    • @SS-lz6cb
      @SS-lz6cb 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      More like unintelligible lies 😂
      Bro got fact checked during debate and gave a live action surprise pikachu face 😆

    • @driggs2109
      @driggs2109 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@SS-lz6cb I think a lot of people missed that Ol' Joe told more than a handful of lies because they were all so stunned that he physically looked not alive, and a lot of his answers made no sense.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SS-lz6cbnow I’m curious

  • @maetay1256
    @maetay1256 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    When Josh says "ok," it reminds me of when I'm talking to my kids😂😩🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @dollarmerchtree4587
    @dollarmerchtree4587 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    The worst part was hearing on the news the next day that someone from the Whitehouse said they had never seen Biden like that. Where have you been?

  • @chasefunke1556
    @chasefunke1556 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

    “Guys… I thought we were RHYMING”

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      You suggesting a Kendrick and Drake tv debate? My money would be on Kendrick. He's already blasted Drake so hard I'm surprised he can stand.

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@tiffanymichaels2429 "FALL!"

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@BiggusNickus 😂

  • @naciremasti
    @naciremasti 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    "A fast lie beats an unintelligible truth" should be the slogan for the 2024 presidential election.

    • @jebbush6657
      @jebbush6657 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I just find it so weird that everyone has decided Joe Bidens a Truth Teller just cause he's running against Trump when he literally had to drop out of a previous campaign for plagiarizing someone's life story and pretending it was his 😂

    • @jebbush6657
      @jebbush6657 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Have you guys seen a single thing Bidens said about Gaza? I don't think he's told the truth a single time. 😅

    • @gp2917
      @gp2917 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      It should be printed on our money

  • @Xin13-ub9ud
    @Xin13-ub9ud วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    There's a perfect balance between education and entertainment.

  • @JDiB-rs2qm
    @JDiB-rs2qm 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +142

    Josh is the only person I can hear the news from anymore!

    • @gauthamlal
      @gauthamlal วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Same! 🙌

  • @eggsandwichmafia
    @eggsandwichmafia 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +229

    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Like trying to teach democrats a lesson by doing a protest vote by voting 3rd party. Yeah, that sure taught them, they sure learned a valuable lesson.
      Or we could've just kept postponing the inevitable Republican fascist takeover by electing democrat after democrat every election. Any time we take a single step forward with dems, republicans take over and force us 10 steps back. The way to not keep repeating these mistakes is to turn purple districts blue, and we do that by showing up every election, big and small (we are the majority).
      Progressives have much less of a shot in purple states because during the primaries, voters and the party are worried about appealing to the centrists during the general. If every progressive in those areas showed up to vote, even if it's a centrist we're voting for, we can work at primarying the centrist. But we can't do that if we're not all coming out in droves voting like the old fart republicans do. If we show how blue the majority of places are, we could've had a chance by making ourselves believe we had a chance.
      And maybe progressives would actually be able to get things done by evening the playing field with centrists, rather than having to bow their heads to centrists because there's like 10 progressives in a congress with 435 members. Maybe we could've shown America what it's been missing, leading people to not wanna go back. That's how we stop repeating the same mistakes over and over again.
      If our policies bare great fruit and people love it, we celebrate it and say this is what progressive policies are capable of. If other progressive policy gets shot down by centrist dems, we can point to them and say they're the reason we're not getting these great policies, we need to primary them to get our healthcare, free/cheap college and shit.

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Doesn't have to be that way. Liberals are the majority. The reason progressives have a hard time winning is because we don't show up enough, showing that places are safely blue enough to run a progressive. And progressives can't get anything done because there's like 10 in all of congress. If we got the ball rolling and showed what great progressive policy is capable of and people love it like they do everywhere else in the world, then we can primary centrists who voted against it and similar proposals.

    • @ZHZhuull
      @ZHZhuull วันที่ผ่านมา

      So what do you call copying pasting this old ass quote that you don't even understand repeatedly all over random videos?

    • @RochelleLang
      @RochelleLang 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@ZHZhuull😂😂😂

  • @RaWaY561
    @RaWaY561 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Josh Johnson needs to be in a Jordan Peele movie

  • @michele2716
    @michele2716 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    How does he come up with such funny & wise comedy, from utterly tragic events, so rapidly, and then! he delivers it with style - like your best friend hanging w/ you on the porch, telling simple stories and yet making you wheeze from laughter. Josh is saving lives.

  • @macheteimprovvisa
    @macheteimprovvisa 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +197

    I can’t keep going to sleep at 2AM. This is going to be part of my morning coffee-joint-shower routine of campions.

    • @IjwPetersen
      @IjwPetersen 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      hold up you cambions or champions

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I don't know if you meant to do that or not because I make typos all the time that I don't catch before posting too, but either way - that's funny.

    • @8Platinum8
      @8Platinum8 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Get your rest youll thank yourself in the morning

  • @333onlyhalfevol
    @333onlyhalfevol 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    Josh's stand up is the only way I can digest the news these days. ❤

  • @MisterLobb
    @MisterLobb 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    The entire earth has been saying it, except the legacy media

  • @jasonpdsi
    @jasonpdsi 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    This fine young man is the future of comedy. Keep it up, Josh, you're amazing.

  • @andi.4pf
    @andi.4pf 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    “Dusty” caught me off guard 🤭🤭🤭

  • @MiriamWalcott
    @MiriamWalcott 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    Seriously wondered where that story was going almost fell out of my chair when it became obvious 😂.

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    I thought it was the story before the debate discussion until I started to realize....he IS talking about the debate 😂👍🏻✌🏻 You are the GOAT of the news Josh!

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven1000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    “Gravity is a republican” took me the fuck out 😂

  • @ellekay4758
    @ellekay4758 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    WHAT AN INCREDIBLE SET UP/SEGWAY 🤣🤣🤣

    • @freshsolutions1733
      @freshsolutions1733 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Segue

    • @aliciaaaa2154
      @aliciaaaa2154 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@freshsolutions1733 Segway works as a pun though 😂😂

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    This entire skit is like “OH NO HES HOOOOOOT” but instead I’m saying in my head “oh nooooo, he’s righttttt” 😭😭😭😂

    • @Arshva
      @Arshva วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He's also hot though 😂

    • @BigAlexgator
      @BigAlexgator วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Arshva hahaha that he is 😭😂 I was just a bit distracted by how terrible everything else was

  • @StruwwelHexe
    @StruwwelHexe วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    why, among so many millions of people in the states, are these the only candidates they can come up with?? It's painful.

    • @cheesecurd100s
      @cheesecurd100s 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It's rigged. We need to collectively find a viable independent party candidate

  • @josiahclagett7369
    @josiahclagett7369 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Thank you for undoing the gaslighting they do. You're right. We're NOT crazy.

  • @mantistoboggon4739
    @mantistoboggon4739 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

    I miss Roy Wood Jr. But you ease the pain of his absence.

    • @ganbaroteam6547
      @ganbaroteam6547 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Is he a similar comedian?

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@ganbaroteam6547 there's episodes of this is not happening thats on YT that he hosts. The older ones are done by Ari Shaffir the original owner of the channel.

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951it was best when it was Ari

    • @sebastianmosqueda5959
      @sebastianmosqueda5959 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      What happened to Roy?

    • @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm
      @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      🤣Roy is straight up comedy!!

  • @tedpellerin55
    @tedpellerin55 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Why do the comedians say it best? Josh kills it here.

  • @tiger5869
    @tiger5869 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    'I was then' is a great phrase

  • @breath888
    @breath888 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I wanted to go to his show so bad. They sell out so fast. I'm so glad these clips get uploaded.

  • @AnthologyOfDave
    @AnthologyOfDave 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    We're so screwed

    • @leruhs
      @leruhs วันที่ผ่านมา

      Been screwed since inception 😢😂

    • @dianamiller3307
      @dianamiller3307 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Amen brother

  • @dr.carmichael530
    @dr.carmichael530 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    How have you not hosted SNL yet?

  • @mofire5674
    @mofire5674 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Honestly....I think I could go my whole life only getting my news from Josh, especially with how things are.

  • @yubtubtime
    @yubtubtime 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Your delivery is so clever because it's so conversational, so you don't belabor every detail leading up to the punchline, but you still signpost *just enough* that it feels off-the-cuff without getting disjointed.
    I've been to a lot of open mics and house shows so I've seen some folks, trying to keep the joke conversational, take stories so far off the rails that no one had any idea what was going on.
    It's a really subtle style, and, even though I have a lot of friends who are comics, I've never seen anyone really nail it this well.
    My guess is you must either have a baller memory or be using some kind of memory palace technique 👌

  • @eustatic3832
    @eustatic3832 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    Miss you in Louisiana. We tend to shine outside our home. Excelsior, brother.

  • @busolaak
    @busolaak 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    "Donald Jail Trump" is crazy😂

  • @genevievevancleve4855
    @genevievevancleve4855 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Respectfully, SCOTUS's decision yesterday changes everything.

  • @HalletHarper
    @HalletHarper 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I meant to watch the debate but after about ten minutes I tapped out. I was hoping Josh would cover the debate for us and I stand by my decision. This is the correct way to learn about how the debate went down.

  • @yendyss
    @yendyss 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    you know it’s gonna be good because it’s A) trump and biden’s absolute buffoonery of a debate and B) josh johnson.

  • @CTJMusic
    @CTJMusic 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    OMG, what an insane set up to the debate lol! This.guy. WOW 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-zb7uh2ob1r
    @user-zb7uh2ob1r 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This was so good it's scary.

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I didn’t watch the debate but I HAD to come for Josh’s take on it lol 😂

    • @mom2suns857
      @mom2suns857 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same 😅

  • @geoarambula139
    @geoarambula139 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    I can see Josh hosting the Daily Show

  • @sofianacinovich
    @sofianacinovich 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Josh Johnson is becoming my main source of news 😂

  • @blessed4737
    @blessed4737 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Stomping, screaming, laughing at the red,republican gravity 😂😂😂
    I'm a conservative btw but appreciate comedy. 😊

  • @itbetru2229
    @itbetru2229 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    42k views in an hour. More than most stadiums fit. Congratulations on the success bro!

  • @Techfuse13
    @Techfuse13 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Caught my first premiere! What a day. Cheers Josh!

  • @DemoniqueLewis
    @DemoniqueLewis 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    That slow motion wreck is classic but to many of us just watching it happen.

  • @stevedaniales4695
    @stevedaniales4695 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Everybody talking about the transition was smooth... I was invested in the wheelchair debacle

  • @mistrrw1952
    @mistrrw1952 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I read the title. I clicked the video… and still didn’t see it coming. 😂

  • @yanderevenom9793
    @yanderevenom9793 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    This set is pure fire 😂🤣🔥

  • @Twash50
    @Twash50 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    The most honest and on point break down of the debate that never should have happened.

  • @alejandraarias4229
    @alejandraarias4229 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    people say that comedy should be fast and dynamic and then Josh comes up with the best punchline after 6! minutes. You are incredible sir.

  • @cathyortiz1280
    @cathyortiz1280 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

    I'd rather have someone old & honest than a narcissist liar who wants to be a dictator!

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Land of the free, not a monarchy!

    • @nicholascordes5276
      @nicholascordes5276 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You’ve probably already voted for a dictator.
      It wasn’t Trump who weaponized the justice department against his competitor, suppressed media coverage when it painted him in a bad light, and stood behind fbi agents falsifying a Russia collusion story to sabotage the president.
      If you think the same media outlet that told you Joe was perfectly fine and in great health was telling you the truth about everything else, you ought to think twice for your own sake.

    • @dahliaherrod4301
      @dahliaherrod4301 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Ma'am...be serious

    • @hoviksmail
      @hoviksmail วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honest? Bidens has been a politician his whole life and enriched himself through corruption. Don't be delusional.

    • @missmiss6516
      @missmiss6516 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@dahliaherrod4301 you be serious. You want to live in a dictatorship? Move to North Korea then phone home

  • @tranquility1991
    @tranquility1991 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Man...we are fucked.
    Great set though!

  • @AlwysShine17
    @AlwysShine17 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    First time catching a Josh premiere. The stars have aligned 😊

  • @jakegolf
    @jakegolf 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    josh you are a perfect blend of Katt williams and Dave chappelle and i am here for it!! much love. please take this as a tip of the cap and love as I enjoy seeing the rise!!

  • @archaeomom
    @archaeomom 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "I was then!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @carlmax25
    @carlmax25 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Haha.. been waiting for your take on this since THA DEBATE!

  • @MaryenPaola1
    @MaryenPaola1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    babe wake up, a new JJ video is launching tonight

  • @roseshilane
    @roseshilane 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    " it was going to happen whether I was there or not.... That's how I felt about the debate "😅

  • @deadowl7709
    @deadowl7709 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I like Josh Johnson because of his candor. He is like a good friend who just learned something new and just logically needs to talk about it. Love it!

  • @weneedareset
    @weneedareset 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    nothing but love for you Josh!