Jada and Will and YOU! + what does viral mean? - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1129

    Hi friends! Thank you all for watching. Make sure to subscribe. If you want to see me perform live I’m in Chicago, NYC, St. Louis, and Indianapolis coming up. www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

    • @MsLeahMarche
      @MsLeahMarche 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Come to Phoenix AZ!

    • @Kenyatta330
      @Kenyatta330 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I’m always watching!

    • @volumecontrol7434
      @volumecontrol7434 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ❤😂

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Come see us in Hollywood, CA! ❤️

    • @elamac5628
      @elamac5628 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Come to Oakland, CA : )

  • @jdovma1
    @jdovma1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2544

    "I have never in my life googled 'Jada Pinkett Smith'. So why do I know so much??"
    This dude just got right to the heart of the issue. lol

    • @soclose2her
      @soclose2her 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Facts 😂😂

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      answer: jada has the algorithm in her grips (friends high in the scientology machine don't hurt, neither)

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I googled her in 2020 when I saw her in the movie 'Angel Has Fallen' to check her age. She admittedly looked 🔥 in that film.

    • @ladyyananumber1200
      @ladyyananumber1200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Answer: people love hearing about her. You see her name, you click.

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @K7M80
    @K7M80 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3543

    He has truly evolved since he twisted his hair. He’s what we need right now; a balance of observation comedy and socially responsible for the listening ear

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      Very Carl-linian in his approach! Josh is more of a story teller with his blunt delivery of observing human behaviour. He does it well!

    • @lawrencelord9777
      @lawrencelord9777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      Ever since he got the asap Rocky 2017 hair. Josh been in a new mode 🔥

    • @mofire5674
      @mofire5674 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      I swear there is a tangible parallel with him losing the afro at the same time his comedy started being focused on social commentary. My man is all grown up now.

    • @deleonforrester
      @deleonforrester 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Power of the twists!

    • @WhoIsRaphaelLeraux
      @WhoIsRaphaelLeraux 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      I'm convinced twists, locs, and box braids are where talent is held. Because as soon as a black artist shows back up with one of those 3, it's like they just unlocked the next Super Saiyan level.

  • @mariaxeldridge
    @mariaxeldridge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +337

    ‘it’s not for the kids, they’re already WEIRD’ is so funny to me

  • @rickybaker7123
    @rickybaker7123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +765

    Wills and Jada’s relationship being the “Black inception” is the most accurate statement! 😂😂😂

    • @natv55
      @natv55 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Because you wrote Inception with a lower case i I was really confused until I watched the whole clip 😂 yes that is funny and true😂😂

    • @davidthompson8191
      @davidthompson8191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Does it fukin matter!!!!!
      Omg u spelled it wit a lower case i
      I was confused

  • @stanis_gaming
    @stanis_gaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3214

    This feels like weekly therapy and we get to sit behind the therapist’s chair and listen in 😁

    • @stewarthowell6781
      @stewarthowell6781 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I'm sure it's very cathartic for him.

    • @Liam_theX
      @Liam_theX 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That was almost literally his comedy special

    • @AnonyMouseXIII
      @AnonyMouseXIII 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      This IS weekly therapy to me, homie!

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I'm supposed to resist news and politics for 48 hours. For therapy reasons. But. I have been struggling. Lol.
      I wanna hear Josh's take on this. A LOT.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@stewarthowell6781 back in Ellen's old days, she once said "why would I pay someone to listen to me talk, when you can pay ME to listen to me talk." I get that a little bit lol.

  • @digitallhm8160
    @digitallhm8160 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3703

    So Josh is really pulling the Lil Wayne by dropping a comedy mixtape every week until he's on top of the comedy game.

    • @andreaus.
      @andreaus. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

      This is ACTUALLY the most accurate description of how I’ve wanted to describe his consistency, but haven’t known how. I owe you a statue or something. Thanks.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Im all here for it

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Look we're the winners here and honestly? What better way? Consistency is apreciated, he can be topical and most of all he does what the primary thing should be if you want to be really good at something: hone his craft. Do it over and over and over again.
      I'm all on board 👍

    • @ursulawanza8674
      @ursulawanza8674 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Nicely put!👍🏽

    • @mybutterflyhive9851
      @mybutterflyhive9851 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He deserves to be there!

  • @yourdailydose9348
    @yourdailydose9348 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    "Just like a cop when he gets startled and he shoots"👀🤣🤣

  • @RainSaverem
    @RainSaverem หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    I think Josh has rapidly become my favourite comedian. Like every video is straight fire!

  • @vv6601
    @vv6601 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1651

    Let’s start a petition for his Netflix special 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @richardbarclay1365
      @richardbarclay1365 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I'd legitimately sign it 😂

    • @rachelmartin5187
      @rachelmartin5187 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Omg yes!! Where the F do I sign?

    • @wtfvenusss
      @wtfvenusss 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      id love that, or just seeing him on more platforms would be so nice🤞🏿

    • @gathonimwangi5124
      @gathonimwangi5124 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      YEEEEEEESSSSS

    • @amywinehouse1732
      @amywinehouse1732 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree ☝️

  • @JustbeingCed
    @JustbeingCed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +297

    "He turn Chris Rock into a tambourine for no reason"😂😂😂😂

    • @jodibroadwell1510
      @jodibroadwell1510 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Chris Rock has a whole bit about being a tambourine. 😂th-cam.com/video/FT4Z4Blss0U/w-d-xo.html

    • @mom2suns857
      @mom2suns857 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That part 😅😅

  • @mizztotal
    @mizztotal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    "It's not for the kids because they're already weird." Josh looooool

  • @thescowlingschnauzer
    @thescowlingschnauzer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +402

    "Imagine a charismatic millionaire wants to marry you." That joke gave me more empathy for Jada than the Dax interview.

    • @user-ny2fk9gm1k
      @user-ny2fk9gm1k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      I do not believe anyone who said that they wouldn’t change their life plans if will smith was coming on strong to them.
      If you were already crushing on the guy it’s a big difference.
      This is how pretty privilege can be a trap. People want you for themselves.
      Will could have easily found someone who loved him for him but that’s not what he wanted. He believes so hard in „working for it“ That unconditional love is worthless to him.
      Quite sad.

  • @tippy7831
    @tippy7831 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +465

    "Turned that man into a tambourine for no reason"
    oh jesus I rarely bust out laughing from a video but man this really got me

    • @vhenderson7257
      @vhenderson7257 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Very smart line!

    • @austinc5456
      @austinc5456 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Glad to find this comment. It went over a lot of the audience

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I actually laughed out loud at that line! It hit hard!

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@austinc5456Yeah! I couldn't believe the whole audience wasn't busting a gut!

    • @facecandystudio
      @facecandystudio 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Pretty clever considering chris rock has a comedy special named "tambourine". but the line was funny as hell even without knowing that fact.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1296

    “The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that 2Pac died to get away from her…” 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      That entire bit is hilarious and SO true! I don't know how I know so much about them either 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Leeniebean
      @Leeniebean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Mrs. Smith needs to learn that telling family secrets is not the same thing as being truthful. she's a cruel person

    • @brightside6574
      @brightside6574 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Leaned into the bullet😂😂😂

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@brightside6574 SUCH a great tag...

    • @Anonymys43
      @Anonymys43 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I cant even say 2Pac dodged a bullet with her

  • @kristidaniel3164
    @kristidaniel3164 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +437

    I think it’s a comedy king that can convey empathy in their routine and make a joke fair. Your statements about Jada although unpopular, were kind and thoughtful and respectful to the situation. You joked and defended every angle. These people are human and you really delivered that in a context that was not belittling. Brilliant. 👏 👏 👏

    • @Theblackblond
      @Theblackblond 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You hit the nail with the hammer!!

    • @kristidaniel3164
      @kristidaniel3164 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Gamfluent how long you gonna stay quiet when someone tells you to shut up?

    • @kristidaniel3164
      @kristidaniel3164 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Gamfluent great point. Now 🤫

    • @nkechi4635
      @nkechi4635 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Gamfluentnah you're definitely the problem here. "Says the woman" he says, smh find shame man

    • @underw777
      @underw777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      realll

  • @trishasurangana2278
    @trishasurangana2278 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    The face he made when he said he saw the beggar's singular ball for the first time, the pure disgust, that came from his heart and I loved every second

  • @avataraarow
    @avataraarow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +342

    That last bit did not get nearly as big a laugh as it deserved. The “you’d probably say it after I do” was genius😂

    • @sthompson2839
      @sthompson2839 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I just listened to the last part twice, and I’m not sure-- I don’t quite get it. Maybe that’s what happened to the audience Although I got the “say it after I do”.

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sthompson2839same

    • @LizA-ry4nb
      @LizA-ry4nb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That's exactly what Jada did

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The timing was off.

    • @desecration171
      @desecration171 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@bramvanduijn8086 Yeah that and it seemed like he switched from first-person to third-person. I was scratching my head like "Wait, what? You said the story was about you and Zendaya but changed it to an audience person." Then no pause on the 'after' to punch the 'I do'.

  • @voodooladyink6869
    @voodooladyink6869 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    😂 so good... I just didn't NOT cry 🤣

  • @dominomasked
    @dominomasked 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    I love how his comedy is so conversational that you totally don’t expect it when he introduces sound effects or physical bits. It’s like you’re just listening to your funniest possible friend and they all of a sudden go to eleven. It’s fabulous

  • @dlg5485
    @dlg5485 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Thank you! I'm tired of everybody giving Will a pass. He's the one who refuses to leave an utterly ridiculous relationship. No one is forcing him to keep chasing this crazy azz woman. Neither one is innocent in that situation.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +371

    Love that wicked line….” Sir you’re gonna have to kill one of us!” Didn’t get the laugh it really deserved. That was dark and delicious! Lol

  • @jefflukey123
    @jefflukey123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +655

    Keep the grind goin. You’re mastering the algo.

    • @_abracadabra
      @_abracadabra 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I read that as "keep the groin," which had me thinking about the crazy dude with the bouncing ball. 😂

    • @lynnmatsui
      @lynnmatsui 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@_abracadabrasame, dude. Read that exactly as he was talking about the ball guy. 😂

    • @adriananoya8242
      @adriananoya8242 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      'Algo' means 'something' in Spanish. So when I read your second sentence my mind translated it as : 'You're mastering the something' and I was very puzzled by a hot second 🙈

    • @akeme25
      @akeme25 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@_abracadabra”Keep the groin grinding” lol

    • @percaelumvolo
      @percaelumvolo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep! that's how I discovered him

  • @lisathomas1622
    @lisathomas1622 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Hahahaha, I moved to NY from SC and I asked my ex, ’Why do I attract all the weirdos?’. He astutely noted, ‘Because you make eye contact and smile at them.’ Oooohhhh 😂😂😂😂 I learned not to do that and low and behold no more problem.

  • @kimking5928
    @kimking5928 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    True story: I moved to Los Angeles from the Caribbean. I was at a red traffic stop when this man, I assume he’s homeless, walked by my car window with a cup in his hand. I lowered the window and gave him all the change that I had in my cup holder. He looked at the change in his hand and threw it back at me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was so embarrassed. Let’s just say that was the last time I gave money to anyone. I was like welcome to LA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tlewis5448
    @tlewis5448 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

    That Tupac died to get away from Jada had me on the floor 😂 😅 😂 😅

    • @ladyyananumber1200
      @ladyyananumber1200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Givebackthescarfcouldn't have said it better myself 💯

    • @bettersecret1499
      @bettersecret1499 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Guys she is crazy. Her and Tupac were never even together!!

    • @ladyyananumber1200
      @ladyyananumber1200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bettersecret1499 yeah and? They were friends before either of them ever became famous. By the way, Will knew the entire time how Jada felt about Tupac and he's accepted it for 30+ years. So it'll do you good to mind your own business.

    • @eternalsunshine2485
      @eternalsunshine2485 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ladyyananumber1200They were friends not lovers. Telling people on the internet to mind their own business is mind boggling...lol it's the f*cking internet.

  • @CharBearBlbpmassagestherapy
    @CharBearBlbpmassagestherapy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Crack being an entry level job in Baltimore is classic!! Lol.

  • @dhfyrydjfjd
    @dhfyrydjfjd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    "It's not for the kids, cause they're already weird." 😂😂😂 So true! ♡♡♡

  • @barih4prez
    @barih4prez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Watching Josh put his 10,000 hours in was probably the best thing to come out of the writers strike

  • @TonyaBraden
    @TonyaBraden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +529

    I can't wait to see what Josh is going to say 😅

    • @snacking5908
      @snacking5908 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hear? Unless you’re deaf and you’re reading generated captions

    • @FlyGravitas
      @FlyGravitas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@snacking5908smell?

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@snacking5908What? She put that comment up before she watched the video She was just expressing her excitement brother.
      Take it easy. 😂👍

  • @AngryKatie18
    @AngryKatie18 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +345

    There is a reason most PDs have bulletproof glass. People are insane. When I was with the PD, a lady found a car with a trunk full of pipe bombs and drove it to all the way to the police dept. and parked it at HQ. She calmly got out and walked her dumb ass in and told the desk sergeant that she found a bunch of homemade bombs in the trunk of a car. The desk sergeant was like,”Ok that’s terrifying, where is the vehicle? I’ll mobilize EOD right away.” I swear to god she says, “Oh it’s that blue one parked right out front, I think it’s my neighbor’s bf making em and…”.
    Sergeant almost had a heart attack and was no longer listening. Pipe bombs are EXTREMELY unstable and honestly I have no idea how she survived the drive. I get to HQ the next day and there are tape remnants and little bits of plastic debris all over the place. That’s when I found out someone nearly got a Darwin Award to hoping to get some type of best citizen award.

    • @bigfootpart4therevengeancing
      @bigfootpart4therevengeancing 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      God protects idiots and drunks.

    • @kaedatiger
      @kaedatiger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I'm wondering how she even got the keys

    • @jaytimothy3645
      @jaytimothy3645 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      ​@@kaedatigeryes me too! If she "found the car, opened the trunk and found them" how did she get the car keys, unless it was like an old Honda type car you can start with screwdriver, and how did she know to look? She obviously had intimate knowledge of that activity

    • @barih4prez
      @barih4prez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This was on an episode of The Rookie 😭😭

    • @AngryKatie18
      @AngryKatie18 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I don’t know that show but I can tell you this 100% did happen in the metro ATL area in 2008. I know she tried TWICE. She drove up to the jail but once she figured out that sheriffs only police the jail and she needed the actual police, she drove over to our central HQ. I guess the desk sergeant wasn’t around so she was driving all over with these pipe bombs rattling around in the trunk.
      I don’t have the report in front of me but if the keys weren’t in the vehicle, she had access to them. She and I think it was a neighbor but possibly a family member both used the car at the time. A male known to the neighbor (boyfriend, I think) was who she suspected. The car was parked out on the street and she was going to ask to borrow it when she opened the trunk to put her bag in and surprise! Those look like bombs!
      I do remember in one of the many reports filed she was quoted as saying, “I wasn’t sure they were bombs but they looked like bombs so I brought them straight here!”
      I think in one year I narrowly avoided being blown up at least 3 times. If I hadn’t seen it, read the reports, read about it in the newspaper, etc, l probably wouldn’t think it was real

  • @papamumu
    @papamumu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    The Tamborine joke was so perfectly subtle

  • @khalilnelson1288
    @khalilnelson1288 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Not enough people laughed on the tambourine joke ,that was pure genius

  • @1Samsonyte
    @1Samsonyte 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    As a fellow former Louisianaian I still struggle to ignore individuals. I am constantly fighting the urge to greet and smile at random strangers that I walk by… I hate it.

    • @LilDrummergurl48
      @LilDrummergurl48 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm with you. I'm from Minnesota. The real travesty is that people have left large groups of people in specific places with so much suffering that not acknowledging their humanity becomes normalized. That's not supposed to feel ok.

    • @1Samsonyte
      @1Samsonyte 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@LilDrummergurl48 I completely agree. I’ll be the first to admit it, I have not done nearly enough to help unhoused persons in my community. Whether that is through fear, uncertainty of how to help, or feelings of being uncomfortable… I haven’t done anything enough to help fellow human beings. It’s not supposed to be ok.

    • @sharonmontano4924
      @sharonmontano4924 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s hard to smile at 7 million people. Save your energy for your loved ones

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The South has done this me after 20 years😂😂. I was Teflon Don when I got here😂😂

    • @MalVMoo
      @MalVMoo หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am this was as any Ohioan

  • @1776Historyfan
    @1776Historyfan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Dude you unpacked that so objectively and fair, while still getting laughs. Well done.

  • @megamandrn001
    @megamandrn001 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    To come up with an entirely new *great* tight five every week is nothing short of incredible. This man quickly becoming one of the all time greats.

  • @Varizen87
    @Varizen87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Josh, this is one of your best sets. All of your sets are good, but the Smiths stuff is better than great. The best punch line is "It's not for the kids, 'cuz they're already weird." Love it.

  • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
    @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    When I heard they'd been separated that long the slap made more sense to me.
    He's still trying to get her back. 😅

    • @litawi7869
      @litawi7869 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      And now it makes sense why she took so long to say something in response….😮

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@litawi7869
      I obviously don't know them personally, but I suspect one of her grievances that led to their separation was something like, "You don't stand up for me!"
      It's just a hunch.

    • @desecration171
      @desecration171 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      It makes more sense considering that was the dude trying to smash your "live-in ex" when he thought you were getting a divorce. I've always said Chris Rock had that smack coming. Will just chose the wrong place to do it in. That slap didn't come out of nowhere over a joke. These people have history together but people keep thinking Rock was just some innocent bystander.

    • @elizablue8134
      @elizablue8134 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@desecration171 It always seemed deeper than just one statement at the Oscars. There's a lot we don't know and tbh Chris Rock doesn't seem like the most humble/nice kind of person.

    • @miriam9419
      @miriam9419 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@desecration171
      I heard that that wasn't true.

  • @DVVUB
    @DVVUB 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    they didn’t catch that tambourine bar, that was clever as hell

    • @tishanasimon7600
      @tishanasimon7600 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Best reference of a joke of the topic person who made the joke being referred to.

  • @religvon6448
    @religvon6448 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    That Chris Rock tambourine line was elite🤣🤣

  • @karenpeters8898
    @karenpeters8898 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I laughed so hard at the ball story, I sprayed coffee all over
    my poor dog, I really needed
    that😂😂😂

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Is your dog ok 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tony8418
    @Tony8418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +732

    Dear Josh, please make “probably my favorite white woman of the week” a recurring joke theme

    • @msreen269
      @msreen269 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂😂 👍🏽

    • @bri3nanas
      @bri3nanas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I'm part of the 2 million views haha

    • @MoiraPraline
      @MoiraPraline 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Yup I saw that video 2 weeks ago too and my jaw dropped at her privilege

    • @Awesomenessmcgeegee
      @Awesomenessmcgeegee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We should have a new favorite white woman of the week every week until we run out of white women to appreciate (their craziness/entitlement/audacity *cough cough*)

    • @Awesomenessmcgeegee
      @Awesomenessmcgeegee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I am also saying this, being a white woman myself. I, too, am ridiculous 😅😂🤫🫣😶‍🌫️☠️😤😭🤡😖👻

  • @ticktock1861
    @ticktock1861 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    saw the video of the woman with the gun at the police station before seeing this...he was spot on with what happened lol

    • @Clearbluesky771
      @Clearbluesky771 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I had the chance to see the video but didn't click it. His telling it was great and I like what he think the lady was saying

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was it the one in Bristol?

  • @softeyesworld
    @softeyesworld 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    Josh has really been the only one to take the throne from Dave Chappell in observational intelligent comedy I can’t get enough keep it up ur building momentum

    • @nessax5136
      @nessax5136 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      +1 go Josh!

    • @kreativeforce532
      @kreativeforce532 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      whoa buddy. he's funny but not Chapelle funny

    • @ThisBitchHere
      @ThisBitchHere 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I definitely think he has potential. Chappelle has been doing comedy forever give joshy boy a chance

    • @reneejett6509
      @reneejett6509 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I enjoy him more than Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle can get too nasty for my preference

  • @LilDrummergurl48
    @LilDrummergurl48 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +556

    It's telling how the crowd got real quiet when you said Jada was not responsible for what a grown man chose to do with his own body and that it was possible for him to have even a tiny bit of responsibility in a marriage. I guess it's uncomfortable to think about how easily women are blamed for everything.

    • @senojoy12473
      @senojoy12473 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

      It's so crazy how almost EVERYONE is blaming her for all the marital issues. I have yet to hear one person (beyond Josh) say "hey man, Will could get a divorce if he wanted." Now, granted she should probably stop talking because we know enough (too much😅) at this point, but unless Will is being held hostage, he's free to go if she's doing too much for him.

    • @LilDrummergurl48
      @LilDrummergurl48 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@senojoy12473 lol, yeah, we really know too much.

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Except most people view Will as a victim of domestic abuse, because men can also be victims (and it's especially engrained into the cultural zeitgeist atm bc of the Depp-Heard trial), so it's not that simple

    • @LilDrummergurl48
      @LilDrummergurl48 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @heyryanisonx3141 No one said men cannot be victims of abuse. That would be a huge oversimplification. The fact that men can be victims of abuse does not contradict that both people (of any gender) have a responsibility to a relationship.

    • @NB-yu4lj
      @NB-yu4lj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      BS

  • @pinkrebel8412
    @pinkrebel8412 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +796

    As soon as you started the story for ignoring people hard core in NY, I knew you would be on a train.
    My sister warned me before I came, not to smile at anyone. She said I know you, dont smile at anyone, dont speak to anyone. She was late to the bus stop and I just cornered myself. But once she scooped me I let my guard down. On the train I smiled at a woman and said good day. Worst mistake. She was legit insane. Got in my face telling me all kinds of seriously paranoid schizophrenic screens. I looked around for help and everyone around me in that sardine can of a train was looking away, looking at their phone, turned away. My own sister was deep in her phone ignoring our existence. Once the lady got of the train my sister looked at me and said, I told you stop smiling all the time and not to speak to anyone and literally everyone near her laughed.

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That shit is sad. I mean, your story is funny, but I f'king hate it.

    • @bluevillsplash
      @bluevillsplash 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      As a born and raised NYer, I knew it was the train. And you deserve that ish. Ppl think it's a joke when I say we don't talk to strangers...the NY way

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Yeah, a few years ago a psychologist diagnosed the different regions. The Northeast? 🕵"Neurotic"

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I can relate. Went there, from a small town, walking around saying hello to people on the sidewalk. Luckily I figured it out quickly, before I took the subway.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I could _hear_ her intonation as I read the last part of the last sentence! 😂

  • @kathybell6268
    @kathybell6268 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    Philadelphia is waiting patiently for you to share your genius!

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'll be there when it happens

    • @J.CherieAmour
      @J.CherieAmour 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Would LOVE to see Josh in Philly at Helium or Punchline or anywhere!

    • @MiscellaneousTopics
      @MiscellaneousTopics 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@J.CherieAmourhe performed at the punchbowl before! I think it was in 2022. He was amazing!

    • @J.CherieAmour
      @J.CherieAmour 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MiscellaneousTopics haha, you are correct. Checked my calendar to be sure and it was July 29, 2022. I was there 😄 - but would still love to see him again!!

    • @um77999
      @um77999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's gonna be in Philly June 20-22! I'll definitely be there!

  • @ArttMann09
    @ArttMann09 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I officially subscribed when I heard two jokes that showed your genius the Will Smith made Chris Rock a tambourine joke, Chris had a stand up special called tambourine, and the brazzers joke 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonjoore6782
    @jasonjoore6782 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    the joke about the 2 million views felt so much like a Demetri Martin or even Mitch Hedberg joke, the crowd even glosses over it much like some of the quicker jokes of Demetri. Josh is clever and getting better every day, clearly he is out there grinding. Keep up the hard work Josh, thanks for the laughs!!

  • @applejoker21
    @applejoker21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    He's mastering storytelling. Loved it !!

  • @tassupreme3330
    @tassupreme3330 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    His Career is growing like his hair and I'm here for it

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Man, you shoulda seen his fro! That was iconic!

  • @Sopra555t
    @Sopra555t หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Omg I laugh-cried during - one ball out - that’s the NYC

  • @hmuktiwijaya
    @hmuktiwijaya 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You are the 1st person who talked about this. I arrived in NYC from Asia, and yes, did the polite thing.
    And so many people asked me if I had a boyfriend, taxi drivers, people on the street. So I developed the cold NYC stare.
    And then I came back in Asia. People think I am so rude and arrogant.😅 I can't undo it.

    • @mom2suns857
      @mom2suns857 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😅😅

  • @zyssica
    @zyssica 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    Got here just in time, was having an awful day and then got into TH-cam - saw the counter going down and I knew, my afternoon was gonna kill it. Thanks Josh, we love you!!!

  • @EccentricSH
    @EccentricSH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Somebody give JJ the bag he deserves to create & produce the special he wants. I need a great comedy special I’m so tired of the over saturated bland stuff that’s everywhere! Dudes got a gift for story telling and keeping attention

  • @grizzlywizzly
    @grizzlywizzly 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The look directly in the camera gave The Office vibes and also implied that his videos be getting 2million views and no one recognizes him in real life anyways.
    Thank you Josh, much appreciation to ya

  • @daisyabyaru9311
    @daisyabyaru9311 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    I am from Africa and watching Josh feels like I'm getting my weekly fix 🙈. I actually have to watch something from Josh everyday to get my guffaws in and wear a stupid smile throughout the day. Keep rising, lil bruv! (And yes in my head I adopted you 😁😁)

    • @WeabooScourgeKiller
      @WeabooScourgeKiller 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What part of Africa are you from?

    • @daisyabyaru9311
      @daisyabyaru9311 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@WeabooScourgeKiller I am from (and live in) Uganda 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

  • @LiveinLifeLive
    @LiveinLifeLive 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    The playdate joke got me wheezing

  • @simonebrooks1124
    @simonebrooks1124 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Not so long ago I didn't know who Josh Johnson was. Now I can't get enough of his videos. His effortless brilliance is next level.

  • @alambster
    @alambster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    He’s doing stand up 24/7. Thank you for your service.

  • @jodiwheeler1978
    @jodiwheeler1978 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    I love this kid ! Highly insightful and witty observations on a wide array of topics

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    This should be one of his best 😂

    • @katboss4886
      @katboss4886 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And it was! Loved this set. Please come to northern Cali & I don’t mean SF. A lot of your fans are a couple hrs north & love you

  • @apt.9183
    @apt.9183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    mans said "defending your neighbour" lmfao

  • @email2989
    @email2989 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    10:58 is such a genius and hilarious joke that almost everybody missed

  • @DotimusPrime
    @DotimusPrime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Josh Johnson is one of the funniest humans ever!! Just a pure comedic genius!!! Keep doing what you are doing!! I share your stuff with everyone I know!!!

  • @a.j.3088
    @a.j.3088 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    he leaned into the bullet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "turned that man into a tambourine for no reason" is a brilliant line lmao. I was on Will's side at the time of The Slap, but I agree with you that now finding out they've been separated for years, it's super confusing why he did all that.

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    His storytelling comedic abilities has to be a gift. He is funny and engaging.

  • @biggusmunkusthegreat
    @biggusmunkusthegreat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    The video you're referring to, there were cops, they saw her come in, they were hiding because they didn't know if the glass in the doors was bulletproof (it was), and she was hella intoxicated from what I remember. They had locked the front doors remotely so she couldn't leave, which agitated her. I'm surprised I know exactly which one you're talking about. She wanted to be caught and tried to do suicide by cop. She also lit up a cigarette at one point.
    EDIT: "Will Smith turned him into a tambourine" made me laugh so hard I almost pissed, god I love your material.

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thank you for the info! And yes! The tambourine line was a legit gawf inducer. I'm so disappointed at the crowds lack of responce to it

    • @InAHollowTree
      @InAHollowTree 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      “Tambourine” is also the name of one of Rock’s stand up specials from a few years ago😂

    • @TheSongwritingCat
      @TheSongwritingCat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, finding the news reports that she might have been suicidal made that bit less fun. I'm glad I watched the whole video first.

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That’s pretty sad. But never involve others in your suicide. That includes those who murder/suicide. I also go through the ideation, but never to hurt others. That’s just some narcissistic BS. If you think others couldn’t handle you being dead. You’re wrong. They could. DO call for help though. Don’t have a gun or alcohol in your house if you have. Those feelings.

    • @Just_One_Tree
      @Just_One_Tree 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JDMimeTHEFIRST idk if it’s fair to call people who complete/attempt ‘death by cop suicide’ narcissistic.
      It’s pretty f-ed up there’s a good chance someone (depending on their race, socioeconomic status, etc) will be killed by the police and won’t even have to commit a crime or physically hurt anyone else first.
      If the police in the US didn’t kill people so frequently, this plan for suicide wouldn’t even be possible.
      Plus the police kill suicidal people who aren’t trying to be killed and want help. Even when they are unarmed or just have a knife and it would’ve been very possible to deescalate the situation then get the person to a hospital but the cops don’t even try

  • @OriginalZo1
    @OriginalZo1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Josh coming forth like a shiny knight to save stand up

  • @suuuuuuuuuuuuu9666
    @suuuuuuuuuuuuu9666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Its just crazy... this dude is like a newspaper that makes me laugh every day!

  • @angel_numbers
    @angel_numbers 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Turned that man into a tambourine for no reason 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @superlolgal555
    @superlolgal555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I found the video! Absolutely iconic. She lays all her stuff down and takes a whole ass break

    • @denizakin5645
      @denizakin5645 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      U got the link?

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@denizakin5645 just look up "white lady enters police station with a gun". She's every result

    • @Free.Clear3802
      @Free.Clear3802 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      th-cam.com/video/7IAQ4tDMJDg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=uOvdV1NqA9GcHBZL

    • @TheSongwritingCat
      @TheSongwritingCat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm a little sad now that she might have been suicidal

    • @electricman68
      @electricman68 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Share the link

  • @anahelena1808
    @anahelena1808 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Divorce would be a failure he cannot accept, Jesus josh I think you need to meet him you could save his life that was so real!

    • @user-po3ir2tx5z
      @user-po3ir2tx5z หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, a divorce would cost him 60%, at minimum, of his estate, which is in the 100s of millions.

  • @MisssKayy
    @MisssKayy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I thought you were going to say that the kids were already grown.😂 You said they’re already weird!😂😂😂

  • @David174
    @David174 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    For the past couple years your videos have been popping up on my feed, and I just want to commend you for how much your comedy has progressed 👍

  • @joanvanore322
    @joanvanore322 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    How are you keeping up this constant level of quality???? AWESOME!!!

  • @dirtywyvern2991
    @dirtywyvern2991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    I've said it once and I'll say it again: this man hasn't missed yet

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is wetter than Stephan Curry.
      Wait....thats a generational joke. Oh nevermind😂

  • @xavierabii548
    @xavierabii548 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This brother cracks me up so much lol! How does he not have a Netflix special yet??? That is a travesty!

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Tupac one got me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mamawray
    @mamawray 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I do NOT remember the first time that happened to me: having to ignore someone. I grew up in Brooklyn and it was just something you learned like walking and eating with utensils.

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ... You havin lobster on Maine, as one does a corndog?

    • @mom2suns857
      @mom2suns857 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      As a Brooklyn native, totally agree 😅

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Hilarious! Will and Jada both seem crazy, lol!

  • @pheeze28
    @pheeze28 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Made him in to a tamborine" was funnny af

  • @ole340
    @ole340 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He's so cute and hilarious! He gives you the feeling he's only here to explain his thoughts and you're not supposed to laugh about it. I expect it's the notebook for stand-up.

  • @zinseng
    @zinseng 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I love Josh's commentary in every way, his Daily Show work's so amusing to me as well. It's insane how often he's putting out new content, to me, I'm not used to it and I love it - fresh sets that come off polished, so much talent.

  • @shadyhavok1
    @shadyhavok1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    turned that man into a tamborine for no reason. good one. his special was called tamborine a few years ago

  • @RobertaRohen78
    @RobertaRohen78 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Josh is the best comedian out there at tme moment. Kudos, man!

  • @mrobservation672
    @mrobservation672 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    If this comedian has the right audience, he can bring it home. Looks like he has a promising future.

  • @FrogFriend3379
    @FrogFriend3379 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “like a brazzers video” had me ROLLING 😂😂

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just got there. Fabulous😂

  • @artifundio1
    @artifundio1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    I enjoy your comedy so much, and I truly feel that you are building a legendary career 🙌

  • @upstateescape
    @upstateescape 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That tambourine line is low-key brilliant...😂😂😂

  • @brigidabreu7150
    @brigidabreu7150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am telling everyone I can about this guy. What a talent! My roommate just said "Sometimes when comedians take a step back from comedy and take a stance on something, I'm like, whatever, but not only is he funny, I was hanging on his every word and so invested in his insights."

  • @carstenpfundt
    @carstenpfundt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    This guy is unbelievable

  • @pickinviolence
    @pickinviolence 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Keep grinding bruh. This method is genius. Keep it consistent. You'll be hosting a TV show before you know it.

  • @kevinathans4191
    @kevinathans4191 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Josh is the education our kids need!

  • @gummyberryjoos1693
    @gummyberryjoos1693 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is what great comedy is made of. Josh, you are absolutely carrying the comedy torch into the future. Look forward to every video. 😂

  • @lunaraydue1340
    @lunaraydue1340 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Seeing your sets always makes my week! Such great, quick comedy. I would listen to you talk about literally anything for hours (and often do by putting on your podcast when I'm drawing)

    • @sophiathedandilioness
      @sophiathedandilioness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thank you fer bringin his pod to my attention. I can't believe I didn't know it existed before now, I've been wantin more of him fer ages!

    • @wiljanhopeable
      @wiljanhopeable 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same!!

  • @inthemindofcorey3038
    @inthemindofcorey3038 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    A thinking mans comic. Was waiting for this all day. Thanks bro again

  • @imaniharrigan9550
    @imaniharrigan9550 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The tambourine joke based off the Chris Rock Netflix special is hilarious

  • @Justasilentshout
    @Justasilentshout 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dude. This was amazing. Some real empathy here. Like, you legitimately changed my perspective to remind me that they are all just people. “Who is it for?” That gives me chills.