Josh Johnson’s 4th of July Half Hour

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1020

    Hi Friends. Make sure to subscribe. Goal is 600k by July 31st

    • @ricktherock
      @ricktherock 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Dun yo.😊

    • @saint-miscreant
      @saint-miscreant 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Josh, I would LOVE to hear you rant about enshittification. Because I’m a bit younger, I’m 24, but I remember a time before smartphones and everybody having computers, I remember taking typing classes and being taught how to use a computer, and I have seen in real time the Internet and all sorts of Products getting better, and then getting worse. And it makes me feel insane trying to explain to my 13 year old sister that you didn’t use to have to have good google-fu to get the information you needed, to get decent product reviews without jumping through ten pages of search results, that you didn’t use to have to worry about companies removing the SD card spade from your phone and upselling you on storage. I think most people currently in their 20s and 30s share that experience of the progress of technology being headed in such a promising direction as we were growing up, and then as we have been in adulthood, everything getting so much worse. Like. Capitalism didn’t have to be this way 🥲

    • @marcus4109
      @marcus4109 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry I'm just finding out who you are, and more importantly, how insightfully funny you are.
      Grew up around Lafayette (and went to "Alick" plenty of times w/ Dad on the way to the VA in Pineville.)
      Currently LMAO in Baton Rouge.
      Just finished my Ph.D. in Sociology, and as an academic, I encourage you to keep speaking your truths. I think you have a unique perspective, considering the time frame and location in which you grew up.....and you are speaking some painful truths in a funny way, and that's a powerful thing.
      As a long-time fan of comedy, I (openly and selfishly) encourage you to keep making me and everyone else laugh. As a Gen-Xer, it's funny to watch the "next group" dealing with the "oh shit, I'm aging" .....kinda comforting too, b/c we all kind of experience a lot of the same things, just in different, and often amusing methods.....
      Grad school was brutal.....this is chicken gumbo for the soul.....merci beaucoups Miseur.
      Hoping I can catch a tour date at some point in the future. Break a leg Dude, and thanks for making me laugh.

    • @highonlife341
      @highonlife341 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Have you gotten to read the book yet?? I know it's really fucking long and most people think they don't have time but give it like, give it a month. It's a good fuckin read. Also love your comedy you are very funny

    • @cherchikatilo3032
      @cherchikatilo3032 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

  • @Dzokhar
    @Dzokhar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2841

    "Before Google you had to just know" is the most painfully accurate description of those days.

    • @shore9389
      @shore9389 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      Facts, these days I have like 3 important phone numbers memorized because my phone does that for me so my brain deleted the rest

    • @joekellyou
      @joekellyou 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      I still remember my childhood friend’s parents house number!
      It’s their Barnes and Noble membership number 🤣

    • @peregrinecovington4138
      @peregrinecovington4138 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      And now Google straight up lies to you

    • @janetmitchell4452
      @janetmitchell4452 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      When you asked your mother how to spell something and she told you to look it up,

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      I thought he was going to mention encyclopedias, but that’s Gen X.

  • @Walrus1701D
    @Walrus1701D 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1144

    Is it just me or does this dude crank out high quality material faster than any comedian who’s ever lived? 😱😱😱

    • @octaviasithole3621
      @octaviasithole3621 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      He does! It’s incredible to watch his work 😂

    • @liqua95
      @liqua95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Man's always got a loaded chamber😂

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      It's great to see, there's plenty of comedians I've seen with great sets and then searched up to find other videos and it's just the same set in different places.

    • @williamalexander7481
      @williamalexander7481 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      He is so fast.

    • @kristen1810
      @kristen1810 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      My husband and I were just discussing that! He is SO good!

  • @CndnHippo
    @CndnHippo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +958

    Washing machines now sing to you like they're about to send you on a fetch quest in Zelda

    • @imanione
      @imanione 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      This! 😂

    • @Nicole-kb2hn
      @Nicole-kb2hn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😂

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Do you follow the British comedian Michael Spicer? After reading your comment I had to go and find The Samsung Washing Machine Tune Challenge and watch it again, thank you 😂

    • @rehnaanliker5931
      @rehnaanliker5931 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I clean houses and some of the songs go on waaaaaayyyy to long like a full minute

    • @joolding6022
      @joolding6022 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Fuck that's such a good explanation for it

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1108

    “You had to hit it”
    It’s called percussive maintenance sir and it was a legitimate option.

    • @djsjefrolet
      @djsjefrolet 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Percussive maintenance 😂

    • @literallyjustgrass
      @literallyjustgrass 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I'm still using my old stereo, to get it to work i don't have to hit the thing itself but i have to flick the speaker membrane with my fingers and to this day i have NO clue wtf is going on there. I know it's the stereo itself because it also does this with brand new headphones which i have to smack on the side lmao

    • @jovanreid6782
      @jovanreid6782 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      As a43 year old, I can attest to this lol 😄

    • @buggyboogle9
      @buggyboogle9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Yes. According to quite a few engineers I know, this is valid. Very valid.

    • @ed6705
      @ed6705 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@buggyboogle9 it's a real thing. The parts were way chunkier, so sometimes knocking on it would help get things back into alignment. I've even heard stories that a fix for a particular issue on one of the early, early macs was to lift it six inches and drop it

  • @papajay161
    @papajay161 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1796

    I'm so proud of Josh like he was my son. I been with him since the klan ribs.

    • @SYLRMHA
      @SYLRMHA 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      Parasocial relationships are a helluva thing

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +221

      “Are those…..
      …klan ribs?”

    • @rickeet1849
      @rickeet1849 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      Since the catfish days

    • @captionhere19
      @captionhere19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Normally i just hear based on bald, fro, big fro as time frames, i can get behind ribs and catfish

    • @theresjer
      @theresjer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      If Dale only knew who got a bite of his klan ribs..

  • @Bretbaneti
    @Bretbaneti 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    "A library is like a house for books"😂😂😂"A book is like a slow kindle"😭🤣

    • @danastewart9281
      @danastewart9281 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh how that is really sad!

    • @thestargzr
      @thestargzr 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I just love the fact that he was on that cusp. He's a uniter in so many ways. ❤

  • @timswabb
    @timswabb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    I hate to spoil a good story, Alexander Hamilton bought, sold and personally owned slaves. At the same time, Hamilton, like many of the Founding Fathers including Thomas Jefferson, recognized the contradiction between slavery and the principles in the Declaration of Independence. Many of them made plans to free their slaves but few did. They expressed hopes that slavery would gradually wither away but took little or no action to make that happen. These were rich men who liked being rich more than they liked philosophy and human rights. They were willing to risk their lives to protect their property, but they weren’t willing to give up their property.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      🎤

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      They knew it was an issue and basically kicked the can down the road.

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thomas Jefferson and Robert E. Lee are the biggest hypocrites in American history.
      (I know Lee wasn’t a founding father but he and Jefferson basically had the exact same views on slavery)

    • @anthill1510
      @anthill1510 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Why are they called "The Founding FATHERS"? I just listened to some christian nationalists with their focus on the so-called traditional family and the important role of the man in the house. etc. They really like to talk about the founding fathers and I think they are thrilled that these guys are called "fathers". Why do you describe your founders like that?

    • @semi6544
      @semi6544 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is a very sad story that people associate slavery with racism. Racism is a byproduct that the rich happily use to make the common people not focus on them. Before North American slavery, slavery existed in multiple areas around the world and that slavery consisted of people enslaving people of the same race. The North American colonizers tried to enslave the Native Americans first but their immune systems were too weak and they died out due to the diseases the colonizers brought from Europe.
      The African slaves were sold to the colonizers from rich Africans.
      Kings enslaved the impoverished since ancient times. The rich graduated from the cruel idea of slavery to the cruel idea of indentured servitude in the Middle Ages. All this time race didn't matter. Social class was the biggest factor in who became a slave.
      The rich have never eaten their fair share of criticism throughout history because they diverted the attention away from themselves with ideas like racism. The common people just chase the shiny object until today we live in a world where 2% of the world's population controls like 90% of the world's wealth.
      Still people will talk about North American slavery as if it was racism.
      The South wasn't upset about the abolishment of slaves because they didn't want black people to be free. The were upset because they lost free work force and their profits would be overturned.
      Even the unfair civil rights after was in order to lower competition for good jobs and to have a cheap labor force for low tiered jobs. If a group of people is viewed as less than human, you can hire them for cheaper. The race didn't matter. It was just easy to use blacks because they never had social standing to oppose.
      You can see in the world today now that minorities have money that they do corrupt things and get away with it due to money and standing. Race never mattered as much as money and social standing.

  • @sethchapman8001
    @sethchapman8001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    Been a fan of stand up comedy since 1982, I watched "Carlin at Carnegie" (when it was new!) and was instantly hooked. I have watched hundreds and hundreds of comedians. My first job was even cooking at a comedy club. I have to say, among all those comedians, Josh Johnson stands out with the greats. He is really funny, but he adds in a lot of intelligence and emotion making him the complete package. One day, he will be considered one of the legends.

    • @TTXX455
      @TTXX455 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      💯 It’s amazing to watch a young legend

  • @Work2022-
    @Work2022- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    If Josh is a history professor, his classroom will be always full capacity, to the point where a zoom class is held at the same time with his classroom; all learning and laughing. 🤣😂We love you Josh!

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      🤣🎤

    • @dmblake4
      @dmblake4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Facts!!!!!

  • @kaylacasco4438
    @kaylacasco4438 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +580

    I have a 90s washing machine now. We have fixed a few things on it ourselves, and we will never get rid of it. We replaced the entire transmission in it for like $150 and now it's gonna run another hundred years

    • @jenniferreed6890
      @jenniferreed6890 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      I have the big screen tv we got when I was 7 in 1997. That thing cannot be stolen and I have to hit it or it's just a blue color line across the front. :). Best picture. I love it.:) meanwhile I need a new flat screen every year or so.

    • @beth-bi9yv
      @beth-bi9yv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm so jealous.....

    • @ShadowBannedit
      @ShadowBannedit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Back when appliances were made to last #FordTough era💪🏾

    • @kris2455
      @kris2455 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I lately replaced a leaky washing mashine. It is using less water and energy.... The laundry is often still full of detergent and not rinsed enough after I take it out so I had to split it and wash again using twice the energy and water my old washing mashine would use. I hate it every time. It's just sh't nowadays. It was a very expensive and from a good brand with top test results. Similar with my fridge. The old one broke, the new one is not half as good as the old one.

    • @CiaoColeG
      @CiaoColeG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      My mom still has a hand mixer from GE that is over 40 years old. It works great. And I had a 80's or 90's washing machine at one of my apartments a few years ago. Solid.

  • @stacypeterson3685
    @stacypeterson3685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +405

    Lol my dad went straight to "look it up" Then we'd have to go to my grandma's house and use her 70s edition of the World Book Encyclopedia. This was in the 90s so you had to hope the information had not changed too much

    • @kaylacasco4438
      @kaylacasco4438 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stacypeterson3685 yes! I would ask my dad what a word meant and he'd say "look it up", and he'd make sure I followed through. I'd get the dictionary and find the word and read the definition out loud to him. He wanted me to know HOW to learn something. I think us millennials are really great at research. We did library research and learned how to research on the Internet as that was becoming a thing you could do. I remember a class in high school that emphasized how to find good references online.

    • @IMArt-kx2ci
      @IMArt-kx2ci 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Back in the day, reality didn't change that fast, so you were good using it.
      Come to think of it, nowadays reality doesn't change as fast either, regardless of what the anti-social media and traditional media want to make us think with their torrential use of click bait and news alerts.

    • @fexcab
      @fexcab 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Simpler times

    • @AshaMae
      @AshaMae 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yup! We had Encyclopedia Brittanica.

    • @twistedlittlepuppy
      @twistedlittlepuppy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@IMArt-kx2ci naw, I'm of an age where Eastern Europe and Africa were constantly changing, adding and removing countries and had to double check if it had Russia or USSR

  • @Madamecat7
    @Madamecat7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    2:47 "Sometimes it's important to tell young people lead and old people guide." Well said. 👏🏿

  • @miiyaholmes
    @miiyaholmes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +525

    Shoutout to my fellow librarians!

    • @BethBruch
      @BethBruch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Hey hey!

    • @triceyg2014
      @triceyg2014 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Dewy decimal daughter over here!!❤🎉

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I worked in my high-school library you couldn't tell me nothing 😂

    • @Thetabc24
      @Thetabc24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Shhhhh is the librarian shout out 😅

    • @ShadowBannedit
      @ShadowBannedit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      💯...n I still have my library card

  • @freemovies411
    @freemovies411 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    The shy girl washer voice going "I think I did it~" absolutely wrecked me. XD

    • @aangitano
      @aangitano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Right!, 😂😂😂

  • @martinmaenza5513
    @martinmaenza5513 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    As an adult services librarian for a public library, I had to smile at your explanation. Thank you!!!

    • @Roberta-q1q
      @Roberta-q1q 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      A house for books!

    • @jasonmorin5894
      @jasonmorin5894 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What adult services do you supply? I'm having a bachelor's party soon.

    • @sharvo6
      @sharvo6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes, look up the dots, then follow the dots through the maze to the book. Like a book treasure hunt.

  • @therealndo
    @therealndo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    "Remember when TVs had @$$" should be on a coffee mug!😂

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Patent Pending 😂

    • @Gnarfledarf
      @Gnarfledarf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *ass

  • @JessicaWagner-wz9cf
    @JessicaWagner-wz9cf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +612

    Josh encouraged us like an older brother on several occasions and delivered good content along with it and I think it's so natural how some of us are cheering so hard Everytime we see his new stuff and lately it's been so often! Such a great time to be a viewer. ❤️

    • @ellanina801
      @ellanina801 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Its a positive feedback loop ⭕️ 😸

    • @alexsanderpalmore5443
      @alexsanderpalmore5443 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I think there is a group of people that are tired of the constant chaos the world has become.
      And simply hearing common sense backed behind wanting to be a better person is a return to what a lot of us grew up expecting in our consumed media that was lost somewhere

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@alexsanderpalmore5443 Well said

    • @Superlife1369
      @Superlife1369 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Such a great time to be a viewer…..no truer words have been spoken. 😂

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@alexsanderpalmore5443Yes exactly. You nailed it! I’m never afraid to click because I know I’ll feel happy. Even in darker material he handles it so well. There’s no bad aftertaste. Just knowledge. It gives me hope. Josh said I’m not going to get up here and bitch and complain. I’m going to make people happy and sometimes educate in a loving way.

  • @briannax4140
    @briannax4140 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +328

    He did NOT just say straight pride parade! I am HOLLERING! 😂

    • @angelique7250
      @angelique7250 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      🎉🎉😂😂 omg hilarious

  • @janetflaherty1105
    @janetflaherty1105 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +747

    Do you remember when tvs had ass?😂

    • @LlyleHunter
      @LlyleHunter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I lost it on that one.

    • @nataliasim
      @nataliasim 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      haha thiccums. the way my bf calls me 😂

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I do! Just never thought of it that way 🤣

    • @williamalexander7481
      @williamalexander7481 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yep. 😂

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Big Back TVs 😂

  • @lanitagrice7644
    @lanitagrice7644 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +644

    Before Google??? Imagine how those of us who used typewriters in college to write papers feel!!! Oh wait, we actually ARE old, thank you.

    • @danoneamiss2839
      @danoneamiss2839 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Imagine telling them what a word processor was before ms word

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@danoneamiss2839
      I learned the IBM Mag Card in 1974, and this was such a huge thing to have in my back pocket that I worked as a temp for a decade or so, and this made me a hot-ticket item. I had a temp job with the University of San Francisco and they begged me to sign on and work for them and offered free classes in computer science, and I didn’t accept their offer because I liked the freedom temping offered. A decade+ later, Bill Gates destroys my life by making my arcane niche job available to everyone. Grrrrrrr!!!

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      🙋🏻‍♀️old resin present and accounted for!😁

    • @whenthepawn1999
      @whenthepawn1999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      did you ever bring the typewriter to write in class or did you write them in your dorm/room? only asking because if y’all brought them in the room i feel like that would be overwhelmingly loud

    • @ThatDeviledAngel
      @ThatDeviledAngel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@whenthepawn1999They weren't allowed. We.... don't get upset... wrote things down by hand. Even knew shorthand. I can't explain it, just Google it. 😂😂😂

  • @opheliamunroe1110
    @opheliamunroe1110 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    A whole half hour!? We've been blessed.

  • @You_Do_Have_The_Power_33
    @You_Do_Have_The_Power_33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Josh doing the scream of the clothes being beaten was the most wonderfully out of the ordinary thing I’ve ever heard him do. Fantastic…

  • @briannax4140
    @briannax4140 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    My mom still has the microwave that my dad moved in with (I'm almost 30). That thing is 60 lbs, takes up 2 feet of counter space, has a bamboo skewer to keep up the metal grate, and it has never undercooked my Hungry Mans.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Things used to work. Didn’t need a mechanic or a WiFi service plan. They just did the damn job. I’m jealous of you but glad you guys are holding it down

    • @KahniTennessee
      @KahniTennessee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I still have my parents microwave from 89 with the time dial on it in my basement. Works just fine.

  • @Eisaku2
    @Eisaku2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    Man never disappoints. One of the most prolific comedians

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And it's not just a lot, it's *so* good.

  • @Filmstudent3663
    @Filmstudent3663 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +308

    “I punched a tv in its face” is a great line 😂

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      you ever launched a wiimote into your tv screen. I feel like it would'nt have been possible on those cathode ray tube tv's. They were just stronger.

    • @literallyjustgrass
      @literallyjustgrass 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xyrissavage4983 I have in fact recently launched a wiimote into an old tv and all it got was a little scratch, the wiimote was fine too. Resident Evil 4 is not a very scary game but when you get jumped from behind a corner it suddenly makes sense why they put the wriststrap warning labels on there 😂

    • @stanleyjforrest
      @stanleyjforrest 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The reason those TV screens were made of such thick glass - yes, real glass - is b/c on the other side were one to three RAY GUNS THAT SHOT ELECTRONS at it. It was called a cathode-ray tube (CRT). You could make the TV “eat a popsicle” by putting a speaker magnet near it. (We got in big trouble for that one).
      Oh, and the very oldest microwaves didn’t even have buttons, or digital displays. They had dials like a regular oven or stove. If the numbers on the dial wore off, tho, you were just as SOL.

    • @Dzokhar
      @Dzokhar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Filmstudent3663 bruh you used to need like 5 people to get a big screen TV in your house. Those things were heavy AF.

  • @TennesseeRoseMusic
    @TennesseeRoseMusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Anyone else have parents who would tell you to "look it up in the encyclopedia"? They knew! Holding out on us!

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣

    • @danastewart9281
      @danastewart9281 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I didn’t have to be told, but if I wanted to know something I would look it up. I was so upset when my mother got rid of our encyclopedia. They weren’t being used by that time but I would have dusted them on a bookshelf for years to come! 😂😂😂

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We had an "Encyclopedic Dictionary" which was a cross of the two. It gave enough info to tide me over until I could get to the real encyclopedias in a library.

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This man just freestyle'd for 30 minutes straight. This is not just comedy people. This is art, this is perrfection.

  • @GrebnevNikita
    @GrebnevNikita 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    This is genuinely the only comedian on YT that I watch and actually laugh instead of just exhaling out of my nose.

  • @zodarian6705
    @zodarian6705 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    100% right about the appliances. Bought a coffee maker in 1990. That sucker lasted 23 years. It's replacement lasted less than two.

  • @akashajoti6456
    @akashajoti6456 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Josh, you are the only comfort in this Country right now! You are a blessing to us all!!

  • @blackmoon9793
    @blackmoon9793 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Another great thing about 90s TVs - the big ass boxes they came in. You can't make a fort or a spaceship with these skinny boxes we got now.

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I’ve decided that we NEED a nightly Josh Johnson show. He spoiled us with a Monday and Tuesday drop, now I WANT MORE!! Josh is the truth.

    • @PHILDR85
      @PHILDR85 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, totally.

    • @anthill1510
      @anthill1510 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, we can`t burn out our boy.

  • @serraangel7465
    @serraangel7465 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    Before google you had at least one smart friend.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Phoning a friend was different back in the day

    • @VeronicaH3
      @VeronicaH3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂

  • @CraniumOnEmpty
    @CraniumOnEmpty 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    When I was homeless in Seattle, they had a microwave at a shelter that was bigger than it needed to be and only had a dial for a control. I swear I could feel that thing running from across the kitchen.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was giving love to your internal organs.

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Dude those dial microwaves are pure power.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      My grandma had one of these at home until like 5 years ago

  • @hopejackson1319
    @hopejackson1319 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    Violence was not so prevelant on these streets because you hit your appliance. Trained for this household😂😂😂😂

  • @dennisahlarson1584
    @dennisahlarson1584 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I'm 34 and I remember my grandparents had a TV that was encased in a ornately carved wooden box that sat on the floor. It had turn dials and used a metal antenna with two wands that were extendable/retractable. We had to turn the dials to change channels and volume manually, before they got cable service. That TV was bought in the 1970s and lasted up until the 2010s. 😂

  • @RedFoxRun-44
    @RedFoxRun-44 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    The jokes are on point, complex, and delivered flawlessly. Josh is an absolute legend, excited to watch his career grow!

  • @rickgiles3633
    @rickgiles3633 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Josh is a national treasure! Protect this man at all costs.😅😂

  • @BethBruch
    @BethBruch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    You're killing me with the library and book definitions

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I started feeling old in my 50's. I acknowledged that I'm old in my 60's.

    • @lasadawll1
      @lasadawll1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 same...😅

    • @Annajetady
      @Annajetady 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I started feeling younger in my 70’s. Good times…😊

    • @kaedatiger
      @kaedatiger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I started feeling old before I hit puberty. Not yet 35 but I feel ready to sleep in the dirt.

    • @KahniTennessee
      @KahniTennessee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AnnajetadyI hope to feel that way but I'm lazy and apathetic after work. Unless my grandkids are around of course.

  • @JediMobius
    @JediMobius 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Oh man, the TV we had when I was growin up in the 80s/90s was exactly like that. When the colors went wonky, I could just give it a good smack right on the sweet spot. #NostalgiaUnlocked

  • @saxpoobielex7769
    @saxpoobielex7769 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    12 yrs ago I was headed into a nurses station when I heard, " Soooo you put the circle on a spinning table. Then you put a needle on it and it would just play music?" .....😳🤯😑🫥😶‍🌫️
    OAN our "appliance" was the Nintendo systems. Mine was blow into the cartridge 3 times, while holding it between both your hands then you slam the cartridge down into the hole.😅

    • @CinnamonQuills
      @CinnamonQuills 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      With our Nintendo it was two quick, sharp blowing breaths into the cartridge on each side, one long blow in the middle, then you slowly, SLOWLY pressed the cartridge into the system as FAR as it could go, FIRMLY, and THEN down and click.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Had to POP that cartridge down. I miss Paperboy like crazy

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      My grandson ,when he was 17, helped my friend clean out her storage space in her apartment building. He saw LPs for the first time. Had no clue what they were. Mind you, I had a record player and played records all of his life and he never noticed!

    • @kaylacasco4438
      @kaylacasco4438 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@saxpoobielex7769 it's so funny and weird how things are repeating though, like records being back on trend. We have a bunch of records and listen to them often. The other day one of my kids asked what a DVD was and my other child answered "it's like a little record". 🙃🤣

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl70 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    There used to be a lot of comedians that made me laugh. Then it became basically rage bait. Thanks Josh for bringing the good feelings back. The core of comedy. Community and laughter. I’m laughing out loud again. Thank you!

    • @inesspanni
      @inesspanni 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me too!!! And I mean hearty, belly laughs that keep comin'!!!❤

  • @cecilieluse5289
    @cecilieluse5289 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    As a child i was the remote...turn the channel..adjust the volume...move those rabbit ears.😅

    • @lasadawll1
      @lasadawll1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂 same 😅

    • @pampietro8980
      @pampietro8980 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Back in the day my dad made me the remote changer. Oh, and let's not forget the aluminum foil that wrapped around the antennas
      😅

  • @Tinman420
    @Tinman420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Such a good comedian. The way he breaks down subjects in a clever way is impressive. You rock, Josh

  • @gabybabyf
    @gabybabyf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    My favorite thing about watching Josh is the freshness of every set. It’s relevant, always evolving, and just relatable.

  • @tia3831
    @tia3831 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    this is the first time i've been excited about the Fourth of July in almost a decade, bless your soul Josh

    • @nancyhaddad1454
      @nancyhaddad1454 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Me tooooo!!!! 🎉🎉🎉😂😂 i always work on the 4th and i just got home exhausted. I saw him release this and i literally went to get a tasty meal and drink. And just unwind and watch this amazing man !!! Happy holidays from michigan !!! 🙏❤❤❤ stay safe and blessed

    • @KathrynTanner-t8f
      @KathrynTanner-t8f 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Always glad of a story from Josh but not feeling great about Independence Day this year. We are to celebrate forming a country that rejected autocrats and instead tried a system where people choose their own leaders. And here we are seriously considering choosing a crook who openly tells us he wants to be dictator and is supported by what was once the Supreme Court in the land who has said being a dictator is perfectly fine.

    • @mstreemoon8117
      @mstreemoon8117 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same!!😂❤💫

    • @tia3831
      @tia3831 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@KathrynTanner-t8f fully agree, what's been going on in this country for the last few years is exactly why I've been so down on the past few independence days. but this video makes me happy. sending you love, i hope we all get through this (putting it LIGHTLY) rough time, and i hope shit gets calm and boring very fucking soon

  • @aggy5372
    @aggy5372 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    That's why you have to do the laundry while you're cooking. Just do all the noisy things at once.

  • @solaraslays
    @solaraslays 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “A book is like a slow kindle.” Man, that BODIED me 😂😂🤣🤣
    And I remember using reference numbers to find the right encyclopedia. If the answer wasn’t there, you’d at least learn other things that might come in handy. 😂

    • @danastewart9281
      @danastewart9281 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember, when libraries had card catalogs!

  • @zeniascreativespace3890
    @zeniascreativespace3890 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    We love you Josh! one of the best out there

  • @maranathaschraag5757
    @maranathaschraag5757 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "you could fix anything in your house by hitting it". That is very true. I did tech support in the 90s. Because the hard drives were spinning discs, one of the potential fixes was to hit the hard drive. This would get the internal discs back on track and spinning appropriately. Also worked for computer fans.
    We also said the same thing back in the 80s and 90s. Appliances from the 50s were built to last! And they all still worked. They blow torched holes into the o-zone laser, but at least your food was hella cold.
    (what is the past tense of " to blow torch". It is clearly a verb)

  • @lorrie2878
    @lorrie2878 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Josh. My grandson turned 23 today. Last night I told him :get your friends, vote! We need you young people. The hope...

  • @Salinated
    @Salinated 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I still got that 90's washer and dryer from my Grandmother. Love that thing and it works exactly as you've advertised

  • @uniquelyunique1
    @uniquelyunique1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Thank you Josh for the bonus show this week, we truly appreciate everything you do to keep the laughter going. If plan to celebrate hope you have a happy & safe 4th of July. 🙂

    • @eclecticraeen
      @eclecticraeen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How do you have a photo attached to your name??😮😮😮

    • @ezra.nebula
      @ezra.nebula 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      By being a member 😂

  • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
    @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Obsessed with him calling July 4th a Straight Pride Parade 😂🤣😂🤣 love this guy!!!

  • @strikingtwice
    @strikingtwice 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    How the F does this guy just keep putting out fresh content that’s this great so damn frequently, man what a talent. People hone tight 10s over like a year and he’s putting out brand new stuff weekly and killing.

  • @TinaSibiya
    @TinaSibiya 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I’m from South Africa before Google we had Chappies. It’s gum that had all sorts of facts on the inside of the wrapper

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Josh Johnson just never misses. Young man killin it

  • @katies7158
    @katies7158 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Half hour of gold. Josh, we don't deserve you

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    Funny. Genuine. Relatable. Crushing it, Josh.

  • @coleby77
    @coleby77 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I remember pre- ask Jeeves and when the school computer was wheeled ceremonially into our class but we were not allowed to touch it 😂😂

    • @wmluna381
      @wmluna381 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like around the time the floppy disks were actually floppy.

  • @hauntingjourney
    @hauntingjourney 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    We also had better memories because we couldn't look up stuff later or store information on our phones. So, we had to just remember,. I still remember my childhood phone number

    • @karenjanusch7978
      @karenjanusch7978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Me too

    • @kaylacasco4438
      @kaylacasco4438 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hauntingjourney phone numbers for sure!!! I had all my friends phone numbers (house phones) memorized. Locker numbers and combinations.

    • @kaedatiger
      @kaedatiger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah lulz I never called my friends because you know someone else is going to answer the phone

    • @chinacarter8319
      @chinacarter8319 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same here!!!

    • @mcv2178
      @mcv2178 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's called digital amnesia....not automatically a bad thing though; before people knew how to read, they had REALLY great memories, could recite thousands of lines of poems, but I am glad to be able to read : )

  • @oscarinacan
    @oscarinacan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Dude how do you drop so much great stuff without a special.
    I've been watching you for years now and are on my list of top 5 comics all time. Because your material is so relatable and your takes are top notch

    • @ashtree336
      @ashtree336 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He has 2 specials out

    • @ThatDeviledAngel
      @ThatDeviledAngel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ashtree336WHAT? Where?

  • @servantheartempress6939
    @servantheartempress6939 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Watching you grow, watching you glow. Oh the places you will go. Keep on keeping on Josh.

    • @LH-nu7ov
      @LH-nu7ov 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How very Dr. Seuss of you, I approve!😆

  • @Rohinthas
    @Rohinthas 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What I have learned from this set, is that Josh will be an amazing old man telling stories about how the world used to be! Gather around younglings, Old Man Josh got another one of his crazy stories to tell!

  • @berryberrygrand
    @berryberrygrand 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Mane you just made me realize how old I am and I don’t know how to feel because people always say I look young… explaining before google.. you really are about to make me sit down and think about this… I absolutely LOVE YOU JOSH!!! I was super surprised to hear you were that old… GOOD LUCK ON THE JOURNEY AND GOOD JOB ON ALL THE ABUNDANCE COMING YOUR WAY ❣️❣️❣️💕❤️❤️ Happy 4th 🔥🔥

  • @ashtree336
    @ashtree336 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Learning different stuff on a quest to learn stuff is the best

    • @Tulpen23
      @Tulpen23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That joke killed me 😂

    • @boojieboo7510
      @boojieboo7510 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can I quote you and Josh to my class this week? I want them to analyze it. Dig deep.

  • @dizfunctionaldes
    @dizfunctionaldes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    When my kids were little, they used to accidentally turn on audio descriptions, on the tv itself, not the app, all the time, and it was so challenging to turn them off! Then, every new tv works different and, you know the appliances don't last like they did in the 90s, so we've been through like 5 or 6 tvs throughout the whole house since my oldest was born 9yrs ago.

  • @Guna89420
    @Guna89420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    One of the best part of the 90's was all the people freaked out over Y2K

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My mom stocked up so much water and food, the OG TP run 🤣

    • @literallyjustgrass
      @literallyjustgrass 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Most people remember Y2K as a story about collective panic and disproportionate reactions, which were admittedly hilarious, but it's also a story about how a legitimate problem was found and called out and people in the field came together to find instances of the bug and fix them in time so they wouldn't cause any problems. It also gives me hope :)

    • @grannypeacock
      @grannypeacock 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was a temp for an insurance company that sold Y2K insurance that had a clause stating that if the insurance was needed they wouldn't pay out. That company went out of business due to fraud I think due to Enron. It had been one of the big 5

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't know how old you are, but the mass panic was media-created. Plenty of us knew it was BS.

  • @LilRedWitch
    @LilRedWitch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Bell on, already liked because we know it’s gonna be incredible. Josh really be feeding us almost TOO well I appreciate how much effort he puts into this 💜

  • @instructivesilence359
    @instructivesilence359 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    "the washing machine would be whooping your clothes"😂 they way I just streamed, looooool!!!!!

  • @ClaLu
    @ClaLu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My dad became the spontaneous technician on the neighbourhood because he opened the artifact, blew and brushed the dust, closed the artifact and no joke, it worked like 90% of the times 😂😂 And our big ass TV lasted a loooT because it died sometimes and you had to change like a mini lightbulb 💡 😅...Those TVs also alowed to watch the naughty unpaid cable channels between grains and grey blinds 😅 oh maaan I like streaming so much ❤

  • @smorris7713
    @smorris7713 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Full nostalgic set, "Ask Jeeves"/ Librarian 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Josh, you're like an undercover history teacher, I love it!

  • @karimmuhammad2306
    @karimmuhammad2306 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This kid is just plain good!!!!!!

    • @unanuevapecula
      @unanuevapecula 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this 'kid' is mid-30, so he's old, according to people now😊

  • @meganhosmer7488
    @meganhosmer7488 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The description of "before Google" is so painfully accurate. Feels like a million years ago and really wasn't that long ago.

  • @traceyealy5477
    @traceyealy5477 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    You never disappoint! I am laughing out loud as you are setting up each joke and I'm remembering all the things you are speaking about! 😂😂😂 You are just constantly looking at life and helping us to see it from a funny point of view! Need the laughs you always bring! 👏🏾👏🏾🤗🤗 Tracey from San Diego, California

  • @RBerg-mq4th
    @RBerg-mq4th 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    A friend and I went to her mother's job once, just to ask her what the name of Gargamel's cat in the Smurfs was called. This was a 20 minute busride and 10 minutes on the underground. Totally worth it.

  • @jessicalonniesse6971
    @jessicalonniesse6971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I’ve never been a fan of comedy until now...My Favorite Comedian 💙

  • @thisbushnell2012
    @thisbushnell2012 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Before google? I remember before AIR CONDITIONING! For us it was OPEN WINDOWS in the car, with fan added in the house. My 'google' was the local reference librarian.

  • @GLaSSesNOlenses
    @GLaSSesNOlenses 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Love your work JJ, didn't even know the game needed you. Now? I can't see the game without you. Can't wait to see you go even further 😊

  • @tinaorrell9600
    @tinaorrell9600 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Yes! We had to “Fonzie” the appliances… and it WORKED! 🎉😂

  • @SusanLawrence-r9d
    @SusanLawrence-r9d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The washers in the 70's & eighties were like that too. So accurate

  • @TheLindagdetroit
    @TheLindagdetroit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Percussive Maintenance" truly is a thing with older appliances, doors, locks, & machines!

  • @give_good_face
    @give_good_face 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Josh you are doing great work. Don't ever change.

  • @nfullenwider
    @nfullenwider 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My mom's washer is from the 60s, and that thing is a beast. Percussive maintenance will save the world! Great set, Josh!

  • @28bLaKmusic
    @28bLaKmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    One of my favorite comedians currently. It's like mixing Bomani Jones and Ali Siddiq. Great storytelling and intellect 💯💯

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm gonna have to look up Romani Jones I love Ali

    • @lasadawll1
      @lasadawll1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ali Sadiq is amazing!​@@cindygr8ce

    • @28bLaKmusic
      @28bLaKmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cindygr8ce Bomani Jones is a sports media personality. Been on ESPN etc. They have very similar humor and mannerisms.

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@28bLaKmusic damn I watch a lot of comedians and always want recommendations

  • @babygorilla4233
    @babygorilla4233 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Before Google damn. The world truly has changed more in the last 50 years than it has in any period before. We've never seen a world where we all have access to all information before this.

    • @boojieboo7510
      @boojieboo7510 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True. As of June 2021, over 50 million pieces of articles are shared daily, over 500 million tweets are sent daily, and over 15 billion items are sold on Amazon. Crazy!

  • @rawrrrz
    @rawrrrz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Could definitely relate with 'before Google' lol.. Before we had internet, I also remember us having a big ass set of encyclopedias at home. XD But damn, first microwave ever having buttons.. Until just a few years ago, I still had one with a knob that you turned to set the timer. But yeah it was so old you couldn't see the numbers marking where was for how long, so usually we just turned it all the way and needed to watch a clock and go open it after time was up lol..😆

  • @LeviFiction
    @LeviFiction 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Almost 40 and I remember computers without harddrives or GUIs. Card cataolgs at libraries. Encyclopedias, kid versions of encyclopedias. Mail order information books. Encarta '94 (Encyclopedias on CD). Magazines with links to listgroups and directory servers. Magazines that came with software discs because no one was downloading 20MB over a 56Kb/s (if you were lucky) connection at the cost of a long distance phone call.

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🔥💣🎤

    • @wmluna381
      @wmluna381 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How about when you tried to call a house but couldn't get through because they were on the damn (dial up) internet?

  • @alistairwhite4768
    @alistairwhite4768 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man, there is nothing better than getting a history lesson that is uniquely funny and original. No one’s done it like this since Carlin

  • @devin837
    @devin837 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Loved your nostalgic pieces!!! DO MORE OF THOSE. 80's and 90's

  • @lonnaneil8011
    @lonnaneil8011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Josh your timing is awesome.
    😂❤

  • @TheFetter04
    @TheFetter04 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I still have my 90’s washing machine it takes quilts and all works like a charm…knocking on wood as I say that!…just to date myself a little more🤣🤣

  • @Shield954
    @Shield954 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is why Josh is my favorite comedian 😂

  • @stephaniejordan4970
    @stephaniejordan4970 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “The remote was not remoting.” 😂😂😂😂 I could just *feel* the frustration!

  • @SeeingSebastian
    @SeeingSebastian 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    How brand of every day happenings, relatable humor. Is intelligently delivered, well timed, and fanfriggintastic 😂

  • @jlee4039
    @jlee4039 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    How does he do it? How does he create 20-30 minutes of fresh, funny as hell new material every friggin week?!?

  • @antcannon
    @antcannon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As I was typing about ask jeeves, Josh said it. There was also dog pile. Yahoo and AOL had search too.

  • @Sicaughtik
    @Sicaughtik 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I have a washing machine I bought in 1998 and it still works as well now as when I bought it.