Catfishing the KKK | Josh Johnson | Yum’s the Word

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  • Josh Johnson recalls some hilarious and outrageous moments when he trolled unsuspecting internet users as a teenager.
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  • @carlmarx7855
    @carlmarx7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27548

    “I don’t think you’re racist until you go to your second klan meeting.”
    Gold

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @Virginia Solomon ....it's a joke

    • @arm279145
      @arm279145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      You ain’t racist as long as you keep bringing your black friends back barbecue from the meetings, lol

    • @asher7989
      @asher7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Virginia Solomon lmao stfu

    • @arm279145
      @arm279145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Virginia Solomon lol yeah, I was born white so I’ve been a racist my whole life right? Fuckin racist piece of shit you are

    • @zer-op2gq
      @zer-op2gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Virginia Solomon but the Klan is having a meetingto find out who they actually hate. How else am i supposed to know?
      Spoiler alert; the hate group hated everyone

  • @Debland1989
    @Debland1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19107

    I reeeeaaaaaally hope there is some old white dude watching this somewhere going, "hey...... wait a minute..."

    • @MmeDelali
      @MmeDelali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      HoLland-a-Saucy I was waiting for this one😂😭😭

    • @theaxedemon9086
      @theaxedemon9086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

      not sure if Dale would go watch a black dude do standup

    • @theresashaw5027
      @theresashaw5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Dale is somewhere mad AF 🤣

    • @blvckfiretrvpfire15
      @blvckfiretrvpfire15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Dale somewhere on Craiglist still looking for recruitments 😂

    • @uwaknaomiinyang9841
      @uwaknaomiinyang9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂

  • @conjugationsm8528
    @conjugationsm8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6138

    "Jordan...
    Jordan...
    Are those Klan ribs?"
    "Yes."
    "Can I have some?"
    KILLED ME!!!

  • @deeluve22
    @deeluve22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    We were always told by our grandmothers that the secret to a good home-cocked meal was love.
    Turns out, the secret is actually hate.

    • @jordan-ko3xt
      @jordan-ko3xt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      home-cocked meal brothers unite 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

    • @jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647
      @jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jordan-ko3xt this comment actually made me die laughing pmao

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 especially the _home cocked_ part.

    • @cosmicleo3671
      @cosmicleo3671 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Remember guys, the meal *HAS* to be home cocked or it won't be as good as it could be. *HAS TO BE.*

    • @BillyJeanIsNotMyMother
      @BillyJeanIsNotMyMother 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Are these eggs sunny-side up, or home-cocked?"

  • @misskaydawkins
    @misskaydawkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13782

    Josh: “I have 5 friends.”
    Josh: * *meets KKK Dale* *
    Josh: “I have 6 friends.”

    • @keldaslushlife3353
      @keldaslushlife3353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      EPIC!

    • @grimhouston9205
      @grimhouston9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Came here after the first ad popped up

    • @garygrinkevich6971
      @garygrinkevich6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol describes every troll community.

    • @saskwatch8580
      @saskwatch8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I love that someone commented this. Underrated/hidden material within his material.

    • @bubbakushingtonIII
      @bubbakushingtonIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That joke was damn good

  • @catchthesedreams92
    @catchthesedreams92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15151

    "When you're 13-14 you're not a person"

    • @rosemaryvalenzuela5032
      @rosemaryvalenzuela5032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      CATCHTHESEDREAMS as a 13 year old girl I can confirm that statement

    • @BrustinNikolai
      @BrustinNikolai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      @@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 as a women you're never a person

    • @one_man_community
      @one_man_community 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@laylax2672 We need more women like you

    • @laylax2672
      @laylax2672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@luvlygirl100 Sooooo, you HAVEN'T heard of a joke? Orrrrr--

    • @luvlygirl100
      @luvlygirl100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@laylax2672 I'm sorry but, What's the joke? It seems like men can make all the misogynist remarks they want and women just shouldn't be offended by it but whenever women try to joke around the same way, we're seen as horrible or going to far. If that was a joke, how is what I commented not taken the same way as his?

  • @KolbyStogner
    @KolbyStogner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    as a white man from Louisiana, this is truly hilarious and there are definitely people like Dale around here.

    • @judithmiller7308
      @judithmiller7308 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I once had a male from the southern most point of Louisiana, where they speak cajun, bragged to me that three generations of his family all married cousins.
      I said, "You know ,up North we like our family tree to have branches".

  • @catharineorellana3522
    @catharineorellana3522 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    I'm still following Josh after all these years. And he's gotten better at his story telling & his humor is top notch. I love going back & re-watching these specials from years ago to compare to today's specials. The man was BORN to be a comedian!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It’s cool seeing everyone who just discovered him now that he’s doing Lives when we know how deep his lore goes

    • @Scarybug
      @Scarybug 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The storytelling in this 6 year old clip is already top notch. Like The Moth level fascinating but also works as comedy so well.

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm back here years later, after his tradwife roast literally doubled me over earlier today 🤣

  • @manb4war
    @manb4war 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22409

    This is what I call a natural comedian, he's funny but it doesn't seem like he's trying to make you laugh. It's a really pleasant experience.

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4638

    “I was alone with a computer and I just catfished the klan.”
    It was wasn’t his senior quote I swear.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Please tell me that was his senior quote and if you have a picture or some sort of evidence please send it to me, I'll actually lose my shit.

    • @mr.froschi6526
      @mr.froschi6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think you are missing an if. You can take mine if you want to.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mr.froschi6526 me? Cause I intentionally missed an if.

    • @mr.froschi6526
      @mr.froschi6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@byronwolf8692 no I meant faith.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mr.froschi6526 oh I see what you mean now "*If* it wasnt his senior quote I swear"

  • @zednotdead
    @zednotdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "You're not racist until your second Klan meeting" I'm laughing my ass off

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Unless your black friend tells you to join because he's hungry.

    • @joannehalsey1619
      @joannehalsey1619 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lol,( not racist)(no judgement)

  • @Tigger1981
    @Tigger1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    "Who knew ya couldn't taste racism? These are amazing, I need these every Sunday!" That made me laugh till I joked, too damn funny.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Laugh til you joked? 😄

    • @MirandolinaAmaldin
      @MirandolinaAmaldin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@calisongbirdprobably meant "choked"

  • @SuperSkyhorse
    @SuperSkyhorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12697

    Now imagine poor Dale watching this and realising that his friend was actually a black teen catfishing him.
    Edit: it was a joke, ffs. I'm not feeling any simpathy for Dale, I just think it would be funny. Learn how to take a joke and don't bark at me in the comments about Dale deserving it and whatnot.

    • @apersonwithacomment7732
      @apersonwithacomment7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I thought that.

    • @kylieberk6220
      @kylieberk6220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      pOOr DaLe

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

      Watching a black guy's stand up, that's not the KKK way.

    • @rakeldanell
      @rakeldanell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@bobbiusshadow6985 who knows, maybe for research or tackling feul... 😂

    • @callmedeaux8010
      @callmedeaux8010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      R. DaNell 😂😂😂tackling fuel

  • @shaggygreen7526
    @shaggygreen7526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5809

    this dude tells a story like he's describing an experience to his mom without tryna get in trouble

    • @terrajenkins5669
      @terrajenkins5669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Esock114
      @Esock114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well said

    • @dallas6131
      @dallas6131 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nailed it

    • @mateobarkey7883
      @mateobarkey7883 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly bro!

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Just trying to stay as calm as possible, just saying what happened, almost breezes past the most shocking parts
      So yes exactly it 😂

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    "New Orleans to Louisiana is like if you had the most beautiful blue eye, but your whole face was fucked up."
    That hit me so hard I'm offended on behalf of someone else

    • @armalite749
      @armalite749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You can be offended on behalf of me. I live in northern Louisiana.

    • @AlexA774
      @AlexA774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      As a Louisiana resident all my life, he ain’t wrong

    • @Medeinathetrashcan334
      @Medeinathetrashcan334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As a european im also offended

    • @azucarblimp
      @azucarblimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AlexA774 fr Louisiana is fucking boring and bleak as hell most of the time

    • @Addison.-.Martin
      @Addison.-.Martin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a Louisiana resident, no need he’s completely right

  • @bsj7285
    @bsj7285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    😂 At Uni, another student invited me to a BBQ next to the student center. I went and they had great burgers, food, ...everything. There were lots of tables w/ vendors. i didn't even look at them. I was too busy sitting there eating. free food! I was on my 1st plate when I noticed that the passersby seemed a lil tooo delighted to see me. I am a Muslim Black American woman wearing niqab/ face veil in the Southern USA. I'm used to silly reactions, so I shrugged it off. My classmate left, and I got my 2nd plate.Then I got fed up at people acting so odd, so I decided to wander over to the tables. The "vendors" weren't selling anything. They were all reps of different sects of Christianity, each with a table advertising their group. Pamphlets galore! Apparently I was attending a Christianity BBQ, held at our campus' cathedral next to our student center. My black christian classmate who invited me only knew it was free food. When people saw me they assumed I was gonna convert🤣. The messed up part was I had just filled my 2nd plate. So yeah I know what it's like to eat the food, start on a 2nd plate, and then get stuck at the meeting 😅😂🤣

  • @neptunelizzie
    @neptunelizzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    "I had 6 friends and Dale was one of my best ones"

    • @daleblack6168
      @daleblack6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Was it me?

    • @haileysanders917
      @haileysanders917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@daleblack6168 👀👀👀

    • @esrom8414
      @esrom8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Izzy Zilla no he's just trying to get back at him by pretending he's black

    • @esrom8414
      @esrom8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Izzy Zilla lol ok ,that makes sense too

    • @onyxgothicc
      @onyxgothicc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this as he was saying it yooo

  • @jordenm2204
    @jordenm2204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20254

    "i was alone with a computer and i just catfished the klan" what a sentence

    • @slywitit7482
      @slywitit7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      jorden m agreed 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mercyorsomething
      @mercyorsomething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I READ THIS COMMSNT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT LMAO

    • @leviacronym6770
      @leviacronym6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Jake the Greatest Sure you can. You can pretend to be interested but lie and string them along

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Only an absolute mad pad would be able to even say that sentence

    • @leviacronym6770
      @leviacronym6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jake the Greatest whatever gets you roaring

  • @jmanley1486
    @jmanley1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    After the "Dale was his best one" line... that guy's laugh in the background kills me! I feel like he's laughing bc he experienced a similar bromance at one point in his life.

  • @annieshabrown2509
    @annieshabrown2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I think this should be called, “Confessions of an Introvert.” 😂😂❤️

  • @lewisbrown9773
    @lewisbrown9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19619

    This guy is the definition of Chaotic Good

    • @speedtherush
      @speedtherush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      what up homie

    • @DavyDave1313
      @DavyDave1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wdym

    • @cptpowerpuff
      @cptpowerpuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, like the 666 likes you just reached

    • @okthen3397
      @okthen3397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mimi Brown 😂💀

    • @edyamarimartinez1641
      @edyamarimartinez1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Best description of this Man, ever

  • @onetwo8064
    @onetwo8064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    “And by chill I don’t mean the way black people chill, I mean go somewhere cold.”

    • @Forsaken860
      @Forsaken860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Whoosh, over the audience’s head. But so good.

    • @isweartofuckinggod
      @isweartofuckinggod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let's go stand in the freezer section of Costco for 45 minutes and talk about life.

  • @brucewarren4548
    @brucewarren4548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    To THIS DAY!!! Dale is at a park sitting on a bench (eating cold ribs) just hoping this man will FINALLY show up!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheAnanaki
    @TheAnanaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This kid refines his cadence & delivery a bit and he's really got something. Can't belive the audience isn't reacting a little better. He's killing it

    • @elleseven71
      @elleseven71 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah, he's a writer for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and has written for Jimmy Fallon too; i think he's just use to being in the background. his YT channel with Dulce Sloan is hilarious!

    • @simonvegas793
      @simonvegas793 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      His new shit is fire, he's proper developed exactly as you hoped!

  • @hummus07
    @hummus07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5481

    He genuinely seems like he's just telling a story not trying to be funny and people are laughing

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That's when you know you've got a future. Hone those delivery skills and its lights out from then on

    • @legoboy7825
      @legoboy7825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My Favorite TH-cam Channel ok TH-cam comments psychologist

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      loveeee that kinda vibe

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @My Favorite TH-cam Channel i touch my nose a lot when im nervous-

    • @MrReviewThis
      @MrReviewThis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The most hilarious joke is the one you cannot make up.

  • @luxurypetscz
    @luxurypetscz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12870

    Imagine being his mother and coming to his show and learning that your son almost got murdered because he was bored and the klan was recruiting.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      Best part of this is the last little snippet "and the klan was recruiting"

    • @TheKrazzydawg92
      @TheKrazzydawg92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Jordan didnt die.

    • @crimruna928
      @crimruna928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@TheKrazzydawg92 well no shit

    • @nottodaylilbaldhead
      @nottodaylilbaldhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      This isn't the first time a black man conned the clan....

    • @nancyc.5535
      @nancyc.5535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nottodaylilbaldhead lmao

  • @JeromeProductions
    @JeromeProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “And so... I started a correspondence with this dude named Dale...... AD” perfect! Like a cliffhanger!

  • @ryanmoss2515
    @ryanmoss2515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I don't think your racist until your second clan meeting" killed me 😂😂

  • @chadwarden827
    @chadwarden827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3692

    This guy sounds like he’s always high but sober at the same time

  • @faye3642
    @faye3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7321

    “Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan
    Are those klan ribs”
    “..yeah”
    “Can I have some😩🙏”
    😂😭

  • @michaelcrawley7597
    @michaelcrawley7597 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    His presentation has improved tremendously over the last few years.

  • @marievignolo5449
    @marievignolo5449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "What am I supposed to do with this popcorn maker?" I would have told him to post it on Craigslist.

  • @soccersinger101
    @soccersinger101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3823

    "so I didn't go, cause I didn't want to die"
    🤣🤣
    Bruh this dude is killing me

    • @97YoAnDrEwYo97
      @97YoAnDrEwYo97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Did you mean bruh like brother, or like how those black people use it?

    • @bxnts
      @bxnts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Starling tf

    • @matt_sexton
      @matt_sexton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10:42

    • @NerdMCOC
      @NerdMCOC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@97YoAnDrEwYo97 ok BOOMER

    • @nawr494
      @nawr494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bxnts it's from the video, about 10 mins in

  • @DivineKnight_115
    @DivineKnight_115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7066

    “If your hurtin so bad that in 2004 you need a craigslist as for recruitments then we must be makin progress.” Priceless 👍🏼

    • @speedtherush
      @speedtherush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i feel that homie

    • @lewydewy2273
      @lewydewy2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ad* a craigslist ad. Ya know, advertisement.

    • @SomeGuy-vo7we
      @SomeGuy-vo7we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *you're .....you are

    • @indoorsandout3022
      @indoorsandout3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sadly, they no longer need ads.

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We have made some serious progress. They used to have members in the millions and being in the kkk was no big deal. Nowadays they’re down to like 10,000 or less and no body fucks with them

  • @izzybernstone881
    @izzybernstone881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    he gives me pete davidson vibes. he has very similar energy, nice and calm and everything he’s saying is natural and his words are delivering clean. great comedian!

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He’s far better than Pete

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pete is much handsome but only funny few times

    • @paulsoldner9500
      @paulsoldner9500 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How dare you insult Josh like this

    • @yadig.
      @yadig. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paulsoldner9500 right

    • @agirlhasnoname567
      @agirlhasnoname567 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly - his delivery reminded me a little more of Donald glovers calm side

  • @jeffchristianson-ziebell7727
    @jeffchristianson-ziebell7727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I love this kids natural dry realistic humor! He’s hilarious!!! I could listen to him for hours 😂. Hope he makes it to top!

    • @cb3514
      @cb3514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree! He reminds me of an early Chapelle, minus the comedic southern accent. Funny thing is, listening to Josh I have to assume Chapelle's accent is forced. I hear a bit of southern twang here, but if you're not creole or DEEP Kentucky, a bit of twang is all you're gonna get from the south. Dave is on something it seems 😆.
      Edit: Texan born & raised, & stand by above assessment 😉.

    • @b.l70
      @b.l70 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@cb3514I thought the same! He reminds me of Dave Chapelle.

    • @b.l70
      @b.l70 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he has now!😊

  • @Zack-cl3ob
    @Zack-cl3ob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8148

    “I had six friends ... and Dale was one of my best ones” lmao

    • @daleblack6168
      @daleblack6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I could be the Dale in your 6 friends

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@daleblack6168 How do you cook your ribs....?

    • @degrareid8787
      @degrareid8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@suzawilo lmao

    • @nicolespuhler5382
      @nicolespuhler5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg LOLOLOLOL I was rolling. He's HILARIOUS :)

    • @well-dressed-bird
      @well-dressed-bird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      On Myspace Josh is trying to figure out which friend he can part with to fit Dale in his top 5. Lol

  • @Sthuthukile
    @Sthuthukile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8565

    why is Dale the most kkk name ever

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Cletus is also a good one

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Right? The second you hear his name it's like "I knew it..."

    • @dumbfridge7576
      @dumbfridge7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      my mind immediately went to the Disney characters chip and dale or whatever so I was like “damn didn’t know one of those chipmunks hates black people that much”

    • @RachaelClag
      @RachaelClag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @josie Dale is an northern English term meaning valley. As in 'The Dales' in Yorkshire. In Scotland a valley is a 'glen'.
      Not that clan members would know that or let it affect their choice of kid's names! Lol

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Makes me think of Dale Gribble.

  • @balenciagabucky
    @balenciagabucky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Imagine Dale was sitting in the audience 💀

  • @winwinsonlylinesinboss
    @winwinsonlylinesinboss 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    i cant believe its been 7 years since this first came out. i remember watching it randomly and next thing i know hes my favorite comedian ever. i never get tired of watching his acts. and now he uploads on his youtube and hes only gotten better

  • @adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566
    @adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8615

    This dude seems like he’d make an awesome friend

    • @dal6935
      @dal6935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Holy shit, this explains a lot now.

    • @thisismyname1701
      @thisismyname1701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dal6935 ?

    • @mattrogers5188
      @mattrogers5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thisismyname1701
      Suddenly he understands Josh Johnson's appeal?

    • @msynrap867
      @msynrap867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's a story teller

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      well not to Dale lol

  • @Sefferdoodle
    @Sefferdoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5099

    Are those Klan ribs?
    ... yeah.
    *CAN I HAVE SOME?*

    • @tothjake94
      @tothjake94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      As anyone would do

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao. That's my favorite part.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
      I was like...I'd have asked too.🤣

    • @zorro2441
      @zorro2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stolen

    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause you got to know if it was worth it

    • @amyliaclenny1866
      @amyliaclenny1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SethNotMeth Of course you want the ribs, they're *barbequed* RIBS!

  • @catiscray4133
    @catiscray4133 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How introverts socialize. I used to pretend to be anyone but myself on imdb message boards before they shut them down. Trolling the internet was my outlet. If a joke doesn't land on the internet no one knows who you are but when it does, it makes your introverted heart soar. I love how Josh Johnson tells stories. He's in his own league.

  • @northsure
    @northsure 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dude's a natural storyteller! He takes everyday occurrences and makes it funny! He needs a sitcom!

  • @kawaiionee-chan9557
    @kawaiionee-chan9557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1819

    "Jordan Jordan Jordan...Are those clan ribs"
    "Yes."
    "May I have some?"
    lmao

    • @ottofavoreto9622
      @ottofavoreto9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kawaii Onee-chan *klan

    • @LeoQveen34
      @LeoQveen34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He politely asked for Klan ribs. I'm weak 😂😂

    • @gabagool13
      @gabagool13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your pfp

    • @SumNutOnU2b
      @SumNutOnU2b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I was Jordan I'd've felt so guilty I'd've given him the whole plate

    • @yasminebts7594
      @yasminebts7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I absolutely love your profile pic.

  • @CJ-dh6ld
    @CJ-dh6ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5149

    Dale, somewhere probably watching this: “now wait just a damn minute”

    • @M2SLAM_I_Am
      @M2SLAM_I_Am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Bruhhh I don't think you're gonna catch Dale watching a black comedian 😂

    • @beblissnow5947
      @beblissnow5947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There's always a friend of a friend & wht & blk do have each other for friends now. lol

    • @Falling2311
      @Falling2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In Alexandria, Louisiana most likely.

    • @112523
      @112523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@M2SLAM_I_Am maybe the title would make him tho

    • @imperallady
      @imperallady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 eating popcorn

  • @NedWasHere94
    @NedWasHere94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    What a positive message and what a hilarious and humble human being.

  • @howeid
    @howeid ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'You can't taste racism', bro this is funny af 🤣

  • @Mstr-Mstrl
    @Mstr-Mstrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7445

    “If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist ad... then we must be making progress!”
    😱😂

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I really like that quote.

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Sadly no, most were smart enough to join the police. - I am not joking. LAPD recruited from Alabama. Johnny Lee Clary fmr KKK man (Grand Dragon of Oklahoma, Imperial Wizard) confirmed that they had many covert supporters among LAPD.

    • @jennyb.776
      @jennyb.776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@xyzsame4081
      Why would the LAPD hire from Alabama?

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jenny B. lmao Big mood.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ad*

  • @gingersavaya3921
    @gingersavaya3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4962

    “Then there’s a burning cross in front of you and your like... I’m already here”

    • @mrnobody6447
      @mrnobody6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus christ lol.

    • @easytoslip
      @easytoslip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I can't believe the Klan even exists, talk about some petty mofos. This comedian is gold, not only taking the high road but laughing about it. KKK terrifies ME and I'm not even black. Kudos Josh! ♥♥♥♥♥

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

    • @paulvicks1336
      @paulvicks1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hate to be that guy who doesn't get the joke but is he saying he's JC?

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bigfoot The fact that many don't even know the difference baffles me.

  • @radbunnie2297
    @radbunnie2297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The guy laughing so hard was killing me! He was laughing as if it’s happened to a buddy of his. He went to a BBQ and got bamboozled into staying at a clan meeting!!!!!

  • @jordiforsack6894
    @jordiforsack6894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I dont think you're racist until you attend your second klan meeting - this is so smooth. Kind of joke that makes you pause and think. And they da best. Good one bruh.

  • @SnowmanPickins
    @SnowmanPickins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5579

    This dude is telling this story like he’s reading it to the jury

    • @BourdeoixEterno
      @BourdeoixEterno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmaooo

    • @luke8179
      @luke8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      yeah fr, it’s a funny story but a boring delivery

    • @sodapop4949
      @sodapop4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      That's what makes it good.

    • @trmp3tply3r3
      @trmp3tply3r3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The jury, porn would've been normal

    • @hiii3878
      @hiii3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      watch his newer stuff his delivery has improved so so much it’s crazy

  • @5dancingisraelis535
    @5dancingisraelis535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6273

    I used to be in one of the biggest skinhead gangs in the nation. We had a set up in a clubhouse/tattoo parlor, and we were doing a big thanksgiving party where there must’ve been about 15-20 tatted up skins there *BUT* we forgot to turn off the “open” sign on the tattoo shop.
    So we’re sitting there around these tables grubbing down turkey and shit and this black guy with his wife and kids show up to get his daughters ears pierced, and when they opened the door, we all just stopped eating and the black family had this look in their eyes like “oh shit, what did we just walk into?” and we were like “oh shit, what did they just walk into?” 😂😂
    Long story short, they ended up getting their daughters ears pierced and they sat down and shared dinner with us, and ended up taking part in an open conversation about some of our beliefs and wouldn’t you know it, we actually agreed on alot of things. They even shared the customary drinking horn where we pass a horn of mead around and give thanks for what we have. That guy who stumbled into our “hornets nest” came to be one of my closest friends and eventually a big reason why i left the group.

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Awwww.bro

    • @moniquegreen1374
      @moniquegreen1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      ❤️

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      Dale?

    • @MarzaButTube
      @MarzaButTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      Kinda off topic but the fact you guys passed a horn full of mead around is some LARPy ass shit lmao

    • @5dancingisraelis535
      @5dancingisraelis535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      ::::::::::: it is LARPY but it is also pagan culture. The same as Black Isrealites with idols of nefertiti or egyptian symbolism. It’s a tradition of nordic cultures and Scandinavian heritage.

  • @Dabu-Dabu
    @Dabu-Dabu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    that's a solid legend material. He's actually a comedian, not a preacher, not a pleaser of the crowd. great material, great timing, great structure of the stories. He's a big stage guy.

  • @alhfgsp
    @alhfgsp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I'm always locked in for a Josh Johnson story.

  • @sunny-tf9bt
    @sunny-tf9bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9211

    “If you die and I’m not home “
    “You were never going to make
    It “
    I felt that 😂😂

  • @supernoodle704
    @supernoodle704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8068

    Plot twist: The guy who sounds like he’s crying in the back is crying. It’s Dale.

    • @MikeSmith-wd3kx
      @MikeSmith-wd3kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Dale: *sad noises*

    • @BenniiBoo
      @BenniiBoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Poor Dale... Lmao

    • @hurd7574
      @hurd7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      josh johnson lore right here

    • @BenniiBoo
      @BenniiBoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@russellkeagan2867 talk about trust issues...

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh noes...

  • @noahnguyen4816
    @noahnguyen4816 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    just stumbled upon this, one underrated bit that rlly got me was at 6:53 (with the callback later on) using „black“ expressions and simply following them up with „but in a white way“😂 cant believe it bombed on stage, totally sells the story for me. delivery is just A+

  • @Beaverj420
    @Beaverj420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "you need to join, I need these every Sunday"🤣

  • @ousmaneciss4286
    @ousmaneciss4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13623

    Plot twist: Dale is that guy laughing hard in the back

    • @neazenzen372
      @neazenzen372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Would love that

    • @AhmadHamzabalad
      @AhmadHamzabalad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      😂I was thinking the same thing

    • @keanureeveslusciousweave
      @keanureeveslusciousweave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      there were multiple guys laughing hard in the back, you need to be more specific 🤣🤣

    • @hunterthefemboy
      @hunterthefemboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Imagine

    • @yogesvariqueen998
      @yogesvariqueen998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I thought was the guy that was laughing but sounded like was crying.

  • @texasvice1
    @texasvice1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    "Klan makes the best ribs" LOL. This guy is a subtle yet hilarious comedian.

    • @isaacshadow100
      @isaacshadow100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i dont get it?

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "Racism does have a taste and it's delicious!"

    • @moomoodeadcow
      @moomoodeadcow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but, is it true though?

    • @Avarixin
      @Avarixin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      absolutely. when he started I was getting the vibe he'd flop because he seemed ultra nervous at first. by the end I was wishing he had 10 more minutes

    • @reddemon8802
      @reddemon8802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      texasvice1 how is that subtle

  • @goofinhiemer1153
    @goofinhiemer1153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Truly intelligent comedians are few and precious.
    Josh sets up and drops like the great Norm MacDonald.

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I watched this years ago, saw this in my feed again. Then I look at the name and it's familiar and realize the face is familiar, too. The Daily Show! So glad he's getting more exposure. Such a talented guy!

  • @sayantan009
    @sayantan009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4848

    He has a unique style of holding a Mike.

    • @User_005
      @User_005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Mic***

    • @_vakas
      @_vakas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      @@User_005 Michael *

    • @asiyaehsan1682
      @asiyaehsan1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Vaka Michelle***

    • @humansadness3749
      @humansadness3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@asiyaehsan1682 *mikel

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      It's like he's holding a delicate glass of wine 😂

  • @R0tNB0t
    @R0tNB0t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13226

    “your not a racist until you go to your second klan rally”
    Lmao

    • @wastedpotential9945
      @wastedpotential9945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      "Who knew you couldn't taste racism."

    • @zblofu
      @zblofu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      This whole bit was a setup for that amazing joke! Absolute gold right there!

    • @HenryFlamez
      @HenryFlamez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I didn't get it... sorry

    • @Zzjzjjzjsn
      @Zzjzjjzjsn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Braden Stewart you’re*

    • @jonkeathegamer
      @jonkeathegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Zzjzjjzjsn You replied to the wrong person.

  • @enzoseven8728
    @enzoseven8728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He is very descipline with the way he did the comedy, he has a calm way of representing himself, is like a presentation with jokes in it, you won't think it's a sucj, it's very well presented I like it.

  • @thisishiztorybaby
    @thisishiztorybaby หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “ who knew you couldn’t taste racism “ Brilliant comedy!

  • @TokyoChopSquad
    @TokyoChopSquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3269

    Somewhere Out there is a southern man staring out at the rain from his window. His laptop illuminates his face and a single tear rolls down Dales face... "Why won't you see me strange man. Why do you hide".

    • @1-gz7xy
      @1-gz7xy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nathan Hovey this is awesome lmao

    • @pinkninjabunny2177
      @pinkninjabunny2177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @zeynabuthman639
      @zeynabuthman639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I laughed as hard at this comment as I did at the story itself.

    • @monkeysue61
      @monkeysue61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nathan Hovey this was the most golden coment ive ever read

    • @jan3211200
      @jan3211200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha thank you perfect

  • @hendrixhotel
    @hendrixhotel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4887

    This guy looks high af, I've never seen a stand up comedian as mellow as him

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Big Jay Oakerson and Steven Wright come to mind lol.

    • @grimfin3214
      @grimfin3214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Hannibal Burress

    • @nataliethomas3240
      @nataliethomas3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Mitch Hedberg

    • @destinystearns2236
      @destinystearns2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Dave Chappell in his later years

    • @amybeaver4542
      @amybeaver4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Right up there with Dave Chappelle 💖🙂

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Such a perfect - and unique - delivery. That slow, almost sleepy, “wait for it” punchline. Love his bits on The Daily Show.

  • @KassidyJMoore
    @KassidyJMoore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "And so naturally I was like DOPE" lmaooo

  • @darklordthomaspie6293
    @darklordthomaspie6293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    "Hi...I'm white."
    Very convincing.

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      most convincing i've ever heard... how else do you tell someone you're white?

    • @Fluttershys_bong
      @Fluttershys_bong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@kraftykactus1028 Say the words “oopsie daisy”

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Fluttershys_bong or say you want to get a tan

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And when you eat you have to do the finger. And remember you hate seasoning. SALT IS SPICY

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@agereartist3763 wut

  • @Leo-mn2vu
    @Leo-mn2vu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    "are those klan ribs"
    yeah man
    "can i have some"
    im dead

    • @champchamp3075
      @champchamp3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Might be a cannable after eating them.

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I watched this SO many times. Ive really liked this dud e for years, rewatching the same 4 videos.
    Now he drops 15min sets like its nothing. Hes great at his job. Hell yeah

  • @cecilygriffis6508
    @cecilygriffis6508 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the one stand up set I always come back to and laugh at when I feel I need to

  • @calebgeary3890
    @calebgeary3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    "Who would've known you can't taste racism?"
    I'm crying in a parking lot in my car 😂

    • @dagnabbitwabbit
      @dagnabbitwabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo me too!!! 😂

    • @bres5010
      @bres5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He said "you CAN taste it & it tastes delicious..."

    • @alyssacamarillo7278
      @alyssacamarillo7278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bres5010 he said can't I think and the captions said "can't" I think he meant the ribs are delicious, not the racism is delicious. But he could've said "can" and the captions are wrong. Either way that bit was funny.

    • @bres5010
      @bres5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alyssacamarillo7278 he said "can" and yeah he was making a joke about how he didn't think you could taste racism but you can since the ribs were so delicious hence why he figures you can taste racism but all in a joking matter of course!

    • @Darubini01TV
      @Darubini01TV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PalatablePuddle
    @PalatablePuddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4840

    Josh: Hello, am white man, can join kkk?
    Dale: Wait a minute? Are you really white?
    Josh: yes
    Dale: Understandable have a great day

    • @garymericano
      @garymericano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How does this have 450 likes? Is there a botnet doing this or…?

    • @acanadianfry2539
      @acanadianfry2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@garymericano how do you have 1 like? Is there a botnet doing this or...?

    • @luxurypetscz
      @luxurypetscz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@garymericano just Google the phrase dude.

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@garymericano
      Is really just prowl liking comments but not replying to it I was not planning to say anything if your comment was not there

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He had to use his phone voice for that one

  • @danitho
    @danitho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I did something similar when I was 14. My mom was working on her masters in social work. This was back in day when Yahoo Chat was a thing. So I would chat with people and we'd exchange emails. Then we'd talk for weeks but like obviously date chatting. I guess I sounded mature enough because I was literally using my mom's story. I'd tell them I was working on my MSW at SAU. And the conversations were basic so I could answer like she would. Then I would decide it's time to come clean and told the person I was chatting to that I was 14. But the good thing is that they all appropriately freaked out. They'd block me or tell me that I need to stop, this isn't safe behavior then block me.
    Crazy shit. And now that I'm an adult, I'm like....why tf did I do that?!

    • @shimo7013
      @shimo7013 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nowadays if you said you were 14 they'd perk their eyebrows up and start grinning

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glad you were safe!
      I had an expereince like that too,
      I flirted with a guy ( just flirting nothing more ) when I was 15.
      He was much older 27 he seemed into me and thought I was 20+. He heard my age and was like nope, no way that's not going to happen!
      I was crushed then, but
      today I'm glad he was a decent guy!
      There are a lot of creeps both men and women out there, but there are good people too!

    • @danitho
      @danitho ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JaneDoe-ci3gj Absolutely agree!!

  • @chuuyaism1653
    @chuuyaism1653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how despite knowing the basis of this video from the title it subverts ALL expectations. And the same thing happens in all of his videos and it is FANTASTIC.

  • @angelg6593
    @angelg6593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    The way he talks is so chill 😂😂 sounds like he’s high asf

    • @theorrymusic
      @theorrymusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Pretty sure he is high in this lol

    • @ab-ho8xo
      @ab-ho8xo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@theorrymusic Definitely is.

    • @trudyjay7969
      @trudyjay7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So irritating though

    • @Reptiliasapien
      @Reptiliasapien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So dont listen to it trudy

    • @kaytraefromhushmouth5943
      @kaytraefromhushmouth5943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pull his skin back already

  • @kaskaskas
    @kaskaskas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    if he was 13, 14 in 2004 than he's 29, 30 now. I'm sorry are you telling me this man is 30?????? HOW. I deadass always thought he was early 20s if not a teenager. he looks so young.

    • @baptismking7314
      @baptismking7314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yup

    • @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro
      @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      "Black don't crack!" It's a fact. I'm in my 50s but, don't look it. My dad's in his 70s, but LOOKS 50!😁

    • @uniqueflgirl
      @uniqueflgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro you beat me to it! So true

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he DOES

    • @itzelramirez4801
      @itzelramirez4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro I was gonna get ready to shit on you but you’re right you look way younger than 50

  • @rymorrissey9143
    @rymorrissey9143 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not the Snoop Dogg stain! 😂😂

  • @JeremyAndersonBoise
    @JeremyAndersonBoise 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Josh Johnson is a Great American Hero, at least in my book. 🎉😂❤

  • @homebusinessdad
    @homebusinessdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    “If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist add... then we must be making progress!”

  • @PatrickWeaver
    @PatrickWeaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3199

    The 4.4k that disliked this were catfished KKK members..

    • @miodragstojiljkovic3706
      @miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't you think it's kinda odd to type something like that when you're about 40 years old ?

    • @shotzonyou
      @shotzonyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Miodrag Stojiljkovic
      What does his age have to do with this comment?

    • @miodragstojiljkovic3706
      @miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shotzonyou In my experience only kids post these kinds of comments, hoping for likes

    • @miodragstojiljkovic3706
      @miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrSomethinggood yeah but I like to put people down on the internet

    • @allie9138
      @allie9138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree

  • @Gypples
    @Gypples ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some lady during the start was audibly disagreeing with his bit about Louisiana. What a fun person she must be, lmao

  • @bjdefilippo447
    @bjdefilippo447 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love him on the Daily Show, but his stand-up is exceptional!

  • @_HENRY_S
    @_HENRY_S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2344

    I’m not even joke watching this freaked me out because the dude laughing in the background sounds EXACTLY like me. Like I started to question weather I went to go see this guy or not. This dude is my laugh twin.

    • @adaiban5102
      @adaiban5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hahaha this made me laugh! mine is different tho lol

    • @Watcher413
      @Watcher413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah my Dad was out of my life until I turned 21 and finally contacted him and moved into his house 2000 miles away from where I was living. Met my father for the first time and after awhile of getting to know each other and watching some shows I realized my father doesn’t laugh ever. It took some time to realize me and my father had the same laugh which changes per type of joke and sounds a bit off ontop compared to other jokes but turned out me and my father have the exact same humor and laugh exactly the same way so we never realized that the other person was laughing since we close our eyes put our non dominant hand to our mouth and then do our somewhat unique laugh in sync and change our laugh per type of joke. We change such as for something painful like Jackas movies it’s a deep laugh that gets higher pitched and end with a sudden deep pitch and for slapstick joke it’s a regular chuckle with a random HA in the dead center of the laugh. I did not grow up with my father or nothing to do with him besides having a picture of him and a postcard from when I was 6 until I turned 21 and found out where he lives. It’s unsettling hearing someone else laugh the exact way as you do.

    • @deniz1880
      @deniz1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk thanks for the life story

    • @Watcher413
      @Watcher413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@deniz1880 if you want a life story I got a 15 hour life story I can give you. I currently have that video turned private since it’s not TH-cam Friendly. I made it awhile back so it’s only the first 25 years of my life I probably can add another 4 or so hours onto it now. Gotta love those days you stay drunk all day to only make a life story video. But surprisingly it turned out ok everyone that did watch it while it was public liked it and left interesting comments. But turned it private after listening to it sober around hour 3 since it well not YT friendly.

    • @ashleygreen1458
      @ashleygreen1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @caela2108
    @caela2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    “who woulda known you can’t taste racism??”
    BRUH 😂😂😂

    • @loganrogers7537
      @loganrogers7537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      carry me to victory he said can taste

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Logan Rogers that wouldn’t make sense. If you could taste racism then the ribs would be bad.
      You can’t taste the racism, because they are good.

    • @adnelg319
      @adnelg319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@xxXthekevXxx he said you can taste racism and it's delicious

    • @EasilyBoredGamer
      @EasilyBoredGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he very clearly said can't

    • @soysauce6503
      @soysauce6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gold rapped in skin

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude in the audience has an amazing laugh. You can hear him a few times and he makes me laugh even harder!

  • @justhere4thet482
    @justhere4thet482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is so sweet. I wanna hug him. 💜

  • @mvstahl1233
    @mvstahl1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3174

    “ I was like.... “dope” “

    • @Joshua-hz3cl
      @Joshua-hz3cl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Best part

    • @thisismyname1701
      @thisismyname1701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "And naturally i was like... "dope" "

    • @Jess-kb1hb
      @Jess-kb1hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The good ol space quotes, "...i was like..." "dope"

  • @charlesmckenziejr1887
    @charlesmckenziejr1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7098

    My first thought was this guy is hella faded but since the title said catfishing the KKK I was intrigued so I kept watching. What kept me watching was that he kept on trying to hide his own laughter which to me is a sign that he's remembering the situation and this is really something he did. I'm glad I clicked to watch him cause he's funny as hell. I love this guy and I hope he has more material to watch.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I don't think he's even as baked as I am, or else he's really good at hiding it.

    • @elisa.r.g
      @elisa.r.g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Thank you for your psychological analysis

    • @charlesmckenziejr1887
      @charlesmckenziejr1887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@elisa.r.g That is just how an Aquarius talks my apologies I could always hit some dab and then come back for a reply more on your level if you like?

    • @elisa.r.g
      @elisa.r.g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      J.R. McKenzie lol, for you? A reply my level would be a result of brain damage 😂

    • @charlesmckenziejr1887
      @charlesmckenziejr1887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@elisa.r.g I grow Bubba Kush and Wedding Cake so I'm pretty sure I could get us all close to brain damage levels of a semiconscious existence.

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How have we not heard more from this guy? He's great!

    • @besping
      @besping 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s very active on TikTok. He has an hour on Peacock from 2023. He was a writer on the Daily Show for Trevor Noah.

    • @333BYTES
      @333BYTES หลายเดือนก่อน

      what? he has a famous comedy channel on youtube now!

  • @SunblokAnsand
    @SunblokAnsand ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is amazingly not the first person I've heard say that about their ribs.

  • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
    @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3586

    He's holding the microphone so oddly

  • @chase1146
    @chase1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4533

    “When I was 13 or 14” dude you don’t look older than 16 max

    • @featuringsan
      @featuringsan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      black don't crack

    • @rango5922
      @rango5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Stfu you probably live on your moms basement

    • @barackobama6105
      @barackobama6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Rang O or probably not

    • @chase1146
      @chase1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@rango5922 nah actually my mom lives in MY basement

    • @chase1146
      @chase1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @Filip Sarkic no legit, in my house my mother lives in my basement. i live in the main part of the house

  • @zacharywatson5360
    @zacharywatson5360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seen this while smoking a blunt. Nearly died when he said Alexandria because that's where I live 😂

  • @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl
    @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    buddy was shy and silent, but when the audience started laughing, he got into it