Eddie Izzard's Encore on Computers

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2007
  • Hilarious! From his "Glorius" tour, Eddie discusses his love hate relationship with computers and how they will eventually end the world.
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  • @lcolsen22
    @lcolsen22 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The fact that he wrote this in the 90's and it's STILL accurate. Just amazing.

  • @DrPhr0
    @DrPhr0 11 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    He forgot the part where it prints out 50 pages of the same thing because you pressed it so many times.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the company printer room.

    • @vickiebunch5703
      @vickiebunch5703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah! Technology is not my friend! I'm still learning how to use my phone. Merry Christmas all!

    • @u4riahsc
      @u4riahsc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vickiebunch5703 As soon as we figure it all out, they will change everything.

    • @LoveGuitarS2
      @LoveGuitarS2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic 😂😂😂

    • @02smithm1
      @02smithm1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The 2023 version...
      Clicking a link but it doesn't open. So you click again and again...
      ...143 tabs open in 3 seconds.

  • @matthewjohnson5741
    @matthewjohnson5741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It's terrifying that 20 years on we have exactly the same problems...

  • @MissKateUK2
    @MissKateUK2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Immediately after this video was released, a Pentagon spokesman said "We've changed our password".

  • @kookiemonster9172
    @kookiemonster9172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    What really makes Eddie Izzard awesome is his ability to act. An addition to being funny as hell, he's an amazing actor. He really sets up the scene for you and gets you to visualize everything. It's hard to believe that this is a one-man show! Brilliant!

    • @LittleB2007
      @LittleB2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I watched a boring movie called "Victoria and Abdul" last year. The only character I liked was the douchebag Prince of Wales but didn't realize it was Eddie Izzard until I saw the credits. He is an amazing actor indeed!

    • @mokshababe
      @mokshababe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      loved that movie

  • @jj26566
    @jj26566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I've got a Macintosh computer"
    Well there's your problem

    • @janermaher
      @janermaher 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jj26566 this bit is from 1997

  • @MrAronRobinson
    @MrAronRobinson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Breaking into the Pentagon computer... Double click on 'yes' LOL

  • @paulglitch2119
    @paulglitch2119 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This man is a genius - really brilliant timing and delivery - has to be one of the funniest stand up routines I've ever seen.

  • @tammycuteness
    @tammycuteness 17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Cannot access printer- it's here!" I have actually done that.

  • @arielburdett9871
    @arielburdett9871 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *Cannot access printer? It's here.*

  • @MsTWILIGHTLOVER13
    @MsTWILIGHTLOVER13 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "There's something defenitely wrong with the-... There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" xD I freaking love Eddie Izzard!

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    HILARIOUS. One of his best bits of stand up comedy.

  • @Wrxrtd
    @Wrxrtd 14 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I actually spoke to Eddie on the phone today. He called in to the company I work for as he uses our software and he needed some assistance! I couldn't believe it when he said ''it is Eddie Izzard'' I was actually speechless! Completely star struck! I absolutely love Eddies work!

    • @theholidaylady1
      @theholidaylady1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lucky you!!!
      When he was in Toronto, we saw her from front seats. She held a Q & A afterward and I chicken out asking if she'd like to go for a drink with us after. LOL

  • @jhutton10
    @jhutton10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've watched this so many times and it still makes me laugh because we all do it don't we? Control P Print!!

  • @usedpumpkin
    @usedpumpkin 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hello, Amsterdam? You speak very good english, well done!" :D

  • @jetfreak4
    @jetfreak4 17 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is my favorite Eddie Izzard scene ever. Very funny man. I've seen tons of his gigs...this one is by far the best. Cannot access printer? It's here! Breaking into the Pentagon...double-click on yes. LMFAO

  • @jimthestuntman
    @jimthestuntman 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I can access printer"
    "Of the 2093 other problems, ive just managed to get another one"

  • @zombieporn99
    @zombieporn99 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I saw him in Vancouver and he got a standing ovation when the show began!!! he is brilliant!!!!!!

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That would be me. "I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" 😀

  • @bustermllerandersen4565
    @bustermllerandersen4565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Password protected, 20 billion possible combinations. Eeeeh Jeff...... EY"
    xD

  • @walterpisante
    @walterpisante 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    BEST GENIUS OF OUR TIME

  • @GKAwithavengeance
    @GKAwithavengeance 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "Double-click on yes..." line was priceless! xD

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure you want to hack the Pentagon?

  • @CaluMew
    @CaluMew 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He is literally the coolest person ala world!

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Calum Robert Mewett So you've measured every person in the world's temperature, and found Eddie's to be the lowest?
      I literally don't believe you.

  • @darrennz2008
    @darrennz2008 15 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have 6 DVD's of Eddie , watched them like 10 times over , NEVER get sick of him and I always laugh again at the same jokes .. He's just brillant

  • @kelnahxo
    @kelnahxo 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "cannot access printer? ...its here. I can access printer!" lol i love eddie hes so funny

  • @lesr131
    @lesr131 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "and u throw the instructions out the window!!" hahahaha...so, so true

  • @Ghettotechki
    @Ghettotechki 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a tech and that's my face at work everyday. "Oh no no". LMAO!!!!!

  • @PolishPolackski
    @PolishPolackski 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "there's ON switch on the printer, is there"
    Every time :D

    • @dirtyharry1881
      @dirtyharry1881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice spoiling it for everyone who looked a bit under the video...

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The terminology's outdated, but the core problems remain. Printers are STILL very uncooperative, even if you remember the on switch.

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've been in IT for several years and have multiple IT degrees and certifications. That being said, getting a print server to function correctly in a corporate domain environment still makes me facepalm from time to time. I have a printer fail pic in my office of a printer with the caption "YOU HAD ONE JOB!". It always gets a laugh from techies.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Fermion. i concur. HP printer driver cd's.... with 100 shareware shit software ads fests, except the printer driver.......
      Today, still the same, now you need an account at hp, so all your prints n scans go through the hp cloud...... i am suuuuure they are soooo honest not to keep copies

  • @ShaddowChief
    @ShaddowChief 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Never heard of him before tonight, but that was funny as hell,

  • @mplungjan
    @mplungjan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    And you finally turn the printer on and it prints the 12 identical pages from the print queue

  • @loganweitzel3014
    @loganweitzel3014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I Can Access Printer! Why de F*** Can't you access printer!?

  • @11spike7
    @11spike7 16 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Brits produce some of the best comedy on the planet. Eddie is really a bit of all right then!

  • @emmaleekirkpatrick6547
    @emmaleekirkpatrick6547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My printer, "I'm gonna use all the paper in the paper tray at once no matter how you fill it!!!"

  • @Transformergirl
    @Transformergirl 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I-I've wiped the file? I've wiped all the files? I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" Eddie I love you! XD

  • @TheOBOM
    @TheOBOM 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ar-ma-geddon' outa-here! My Aussie brother-in-law wil really dig that!!!

  • @MrMjwoodford
    @MrMjwoodford 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It would be nice if error messages did actually tell you what you've forgotten to do.

  • @Wrxrtd
    @Wrxrtd 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''No I can' tell you!'' hahaha love the way he says it!

  • @flyinggeese426
    @flyinggeese426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2018 and this is still my relationship with computers

  • @HemGlassBilen73
    @HemGlassBilen73 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    he is gr8! watching the same clips over and over and over and over again!;) Can't get enough!

  • @prncsleah
    @prncsleah 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First time I heard this, I was driving... had to pull over from laughing so hard... that and the lawnmower bit!! Eddie Rocks!

  • @snaredrummer3
    @snaredrummer3 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I, I wiped the file? I wiped all the files. I wiped the internet. I don't even have the motum.:
    My favorite part.

  • @usedpumpkin
    @usedpumpkin 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I've wiped the file?" Love the face he does xD

  • @user-jk2vh6bf6d
    @user-jk2vh6bf6d ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really like Eddie Izzard. He is fantastic. I think I watched all his plays and for me this one is the best. And this scene with the computer is divine. I watched it I don`t know how many times and every time I laugh to tears.

  • @lacarolish
    @lacarolish 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favorite bits he does - and really hits home on my first computer experience. Control P print...hahaha. Eddie Izzard is excellent.

  • @BetaLink64
    @BetaLink64 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've wiped the internet!? I don't even have a modem!"
    I love that bit. :P

  • @bbb136
    @bbb136 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The printer has an on switch?"
    ROFL

  • @justicekeyes
    @justicekeyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome humor, just fantastic! Thank you!!!

  • @samv98
    @samv98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome lol the guys laugh at 3:04 ! I sure Eddie heard it as he looks like he’s smiling as the guy cracks up in the crowd

  • @superhamzah85
    @superhamzah85 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine a film, 2 hours long, 1 hour 55 minutes is password guessing. lol
    Last 5 minutes is hammer.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this stage design. Like the ruins of an observatory on the moon.

  • @MintMovies
    @MintMovies 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This saved me today from doom. I was/am having a breakdown. But now: THANK YOU ALMIGHTY.

  • @VoiceofCthulhu
    @VoiceofCthulhu 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love his fail pose. :P
    "I don't even have a modem!"
    *Slump*

  • @gradgurl2007
    @gradgurl2007 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    This whole thing brings me joy!

  • @FinnegasIX
    @FinnegasIX 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is by far his best show. one of the most original uses of material by a comedian.

  • @curtismapman
    @curtismapman 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my God that was funny. I am in tears. I just discovered this guy!

  • @piper42
    @piper42 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The GREATEST comedian! Smart and funny while relating to the audience. Love eddie!

  • @AlisonBeach
    @AlisonBeach 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing him in Boston next month - can't wait!!!

  • @Matt1yu
    @Matt1yu 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've probably commented on this before, but I'd just like to say that this may well be the funniest, most realistic and best piece of stand-up comedy I've ever seen. It's definitely Glorious, despite his little jokes in between that don't go down well. I'm gonna see if I can find this DVD so I can buy it.

  • @JarnBjorn72
    @JarnBjorn72 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eddie's a genius! Great stuff always!

  • @Simply_Sadie
    @Simply_Sadie 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for posting this! I love him. Going to put this up on my page :)

  • @unlsoccer1
    @unlsoccer1 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is the best. I have watech it like Million times but never get tired

  • @jewfroDZak
    @jewfroDZak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Him miming picking up the computer monitor to show it where the printer is located is one of the most genius bits in the history of physical comedy.

  • @Uphadis
    @Uphadis 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL! Best description of being happy I've heard in a loooong time!

  • @Boxvoko
    @Boxvoko 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" HAHAHAHAHA love it!

  • @Pamathey
    @Pamathey 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE this bit. I'm going to see him in 2 weeks. CAN NOT WAIT. This is a fantastic outfit, too, I have to say. Possibly his best.

  • @KMRmusic720
    @KMRmusic720 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    how can anyone not find this guy hilarious?!

  • @jajayatzi
    @jajayatzi 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny! i've only discovered him recently and I'm hooked!!!

  • @veraparagouteva5412
    @veraparagouteva5412 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eddie Izzard, you are brilliant!

  • @tukk
    @tukk 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cant stop watching this clip.

  • @TexasAmericana
    @TexasAmericana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Network device not found" the deathstroke of any hacker movie.

  • @nwjlions
    @nwjlions 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    brilliant brilliant brilliant. loved it!

  • @dangercat93
    @dangercat93 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recently saw this whole show and I thought it was hilarious
    I love Eddie Izzard

  • @danieljago8200
    @danieljago8200 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glorious is amazing one of the best stand up DVD's of all time.

  • @kaia06
    @kaia06 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL!! i have watched this about a 100 times now... i still cant get enough!! this is one of my favoritt parts by Edddie Izzard! :D
    just awesome!

  • @Urbanfire123
    @Urbanfire123 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, one of the rare occasions a comedian can set me on tears. This guy is seriously BRILLIANT

  • @TheComedyconnoisseur
    @TheComedyconnoisseur 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eddie is so funny, i love the way we can relate to this very good comedian

  • @mariancraig
    @mariancraig 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The printing joke cracks me up every time - has to be one of his best

  • @Xynok111
    @Xynok111 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg I was absolutely creasing! Legend!

  • @MrWoopie
    @MrWoopie 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best
    original

  • @LodemaiT
    @LodemaiT 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gosh I just love this guy!

  • @diskosimpa
    @diskosimpa 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh, man that's tough. but i agree. watching some clips of eddie and you feel a lot better. he's just completely awesome!

  • @TypingTornado
    @TypingTornado 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish there was a love button instead of a like button. This was absolutely hilarious... every moment of it! Definitely a new favourite.

  • @AsuranAark
    @AsuranAark 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    a really good encore!

  • @Deadnature
    @Deadnature 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy is my new fav stand up.

  • @AlwaysHereAndNow
    @AlwaysHereAndNow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed sooooo hard my belly hurt a d I had to pause.

  • @kaia06
    @kaia06 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    :D damn i live Eddie!! :D i must have seen this clip about 100 times already, but it still brings me to tears :D

  • @MusicalJoe99
    @MusicalJoe99 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    my favorite eddie izzard clip

  • @Bikutolu
    @Bikutolu 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing i love with this sketch is that it is so true!

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Going to see Eddie's new show live in May. Can't wait. :)

  • @ILuvDepp
    @ILuvDepp 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeh its gonna b the first time i get to see him live too XD
    i cant wait i hope u have a gr8 time haha!

  • @solberg05cz
    @solberg05cz 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why isn't this video the most viewed on TH-cam? It is unbelievably hilarious!

  • @cacaoueterealisateur
    @cacaoueterealisateur 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you for those very nice stand up performances free

  • @kittyria7
    @kittyria7 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love eddie and HA!!! i have tickets to his next show!!! yey!!

  • @revalashun
    @revalashun 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Possibly the most brilliant comedian. Outstanding.

  • @Epistemophilos
    @Epistemophilos 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderful!

  • @beatsdownlow103
    @beatsdownlow103 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never gets old

  • @Marstic666
    @Marstic666 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I love this joke. I listen to it all the time.

  • @cfwbdude
    @cfwbdude 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This Is just too good, go Eddie.

  • @marilynmanson25
    @marilynmanson25 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i bloody love him!