Eddie Izzard - Learning French

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  • @fuckoff69
    @fuckoff69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    I think the real talent of this act is taking people who don’t know any French, getting them to understand a few words, and then making jokes with them that they wouldn’t have recognized before.

    • @seanfoley5447
      @seanfoley5447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I couldn’t agree more! I took a little French in high school but nothing that I really remembered and his standup made me recognize most of it! Also your user name is fucking magnificent

    • @ltfrmhvn00
      @ltfrmhvn00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @YOU LiTTLE STAR I too was marveling at his accent.

    • @ltfrmhvn00
      @ltfrmhvn00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking brilliant!

    • @fifski
      @fifski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. It's because english and french have a lot of similar words. Both of those languages have influenced each others for milennia. Obviously, his way of expressing things helps, but it's just pure 'languages from the same root' magic out there.

    • @eliasgarcia-melo1343
      @eliasgarcia-melo1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fifski Your comment is absurd on so many levels. English and French are not of the same root at all; the exerted mutual influence is not nearly as relevant as you make it to be; and most people native to the English language have ATROCIOUS accents in French. Eddie is TALENTED - that's why his accent is that good.

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    'I must leave now because my grandmother is on fire...' I'll try to fit that in.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't it en feu to be on fire?

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TCt83067695 but 'est flambe' means 'is in flames', or 'is flaming' so I take it to mean she's on fire. There are a number of ways to say it.

    • @washyrose5904
      @washyrose5904 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TCt83067695Think of how in English you can say, “is on fire,” or “is engulfed in flames,” “is enflamed,” “is afire,” “is aflame.”

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I love how he used his gestures and physicality to to communicate that he was repeating a joke from his "puberty" bit, only in French, so that even non-French speakers can follow along. Such a clever way to tell stand-up.

  • @ThePsiclone
    @ThePsiclone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "The mouse is under the table..."
    "Ah, Mr Bond, we have been expecting you"...

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    If I had had a French teacher half as interesting as Eddie, I would have learned something. 😹

    • @Gutoknust
      @Gutoknust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AND he can run off on heels...

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny story, our male soical studies teacher in high school Thomas (in Sweden we use the teachers first name) a wonderful guy taught us how to walk in heels!
      I don't think he was a transvestite, he used to like teach us little life lessons apart from all the normal stuff! He said he just could't stand women stomping around in heels! Thanks Thomas! 😂👍

    • @taylorcole8225
      @taylorcole8225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eddie Izzard is the only reason I know LA VITESSE means Speed in french 😂 .... no thanks to GOOGLE TRANSLATE for that one 😂

    • @nitroxwolf2098
      @nitroxwolf2098 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true HAHA

    • @malinahlner1357
      @malinahlner1357 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thw one I had was a disaster but not of the ordinaryt-- byt the churchbellsongs here in Ystad on top of it...

  • @AnthonyMeynet
    @AnthonyMeynet 16 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I'm French and I think this video is really funny... this guy is quite good to imitate some French expressions, and he doesn't deal with clichés that some others artists usually deal with.

    • @patriciawhite619
      @patriciawhite619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eddie is amazing.

    • @colmcq
      @colmcq ปีที่แล้ว +4

      j'ai kiffé, et toi?

    • @leecourtney8443
      @leecourtney8443 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "The mouse is under the table." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lewisbreland
      @lewisbreland ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moi aussi. 😂

    • @jean-fabl6187
      @jean-fabl6187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100% d’accord!

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I was delighted to find out that all that French I learned years ago is still kicking around up there somewhere as I understood almost all of that.

    • @Lady_Phoenix
      @Lady_Phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same lol. My sis speaks like 5 languages fluently but I stopped after high school French. Last time I even used it was an elder somalian in Alaska who's English speaking was about as bad as my French speaking. So I spoke English and he spoke French and we got by just fine. The only other time I use it is like reading the backs of shampoo bottles lol

    • @brookes2610
      @brookes2610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! lol

  • @danielbtwd
    @danielbtwd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I recently asked a couple if they were animals? I thought I was asking if they had pets? The gentleman gamely replied; "no more than anyone else, I expect." It had me giggling most of the evening.

    • @2degucitas
      @2degucitas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In what language?

    • @danielbtwd
      @danielbtwd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      French.

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a good one! Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    What other comedian could speak a foreign language to an audience for that long and still be funny? Besides his wit, I've always thought Eddie's physical comedy is top notch! Man! the facial expressions 😂🤣😂

    • @NeungView
      @NeungView 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most europeans speak 2 or 3 languages.

    • @jadedimage
      @jadedimage หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NeungView while true, I think Nerfherder is getting at the fact that the show was in the US (San Francisco, CA, to be exact) and Eddie could do a bit in a language most people in the US only took briefly in high school and never kept up with, and still have it be hilarious.

  • @nunnayrbznez7745
    @nunnayrbznez7745 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I speak NO French but followed and laughed the entire time! What an amazing communicator!

  • @brandonlabbe1725
    @brandonlabbe1725 9 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "Vous avez un chambre, monsieur?"
    "Oui nous avons les chambres. Nous sommes un hotel!"

    • @GingerSpiritSmurf
      @GingerSpiritSmurf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This killed me xD

    • @dengueberries
      @dengueberries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Very Airplane-y humor. Love it.

    • @chnglngcheung
      @chnglngcheung 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Monopoly

    • @laurenwalter1359
      @laurenwalter1359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me when someone walks into Barnes and Noble and tells me they’re looking for a book lol

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mais oui

  • @JordannLouise123
    @JordannLouise123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    my french teacher actually showed us a clip of this about ten years ago and it's stuck with me ever since. love eddie izzard!

  • @PantsuMann
    @PantsuMann 17 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "If you dont speak French by the way, all that was fucking funny, alright." Hahahaha, I love him. xD

    • @liamnotlast4571
      @liamnotlast4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He identifies as a woman now.

    • @horusschnopp1882
      @horusschnopp1882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@liamnotlast4571 And this comment was made.... FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. Probably older than you are.
      Also, why are you trying to correct someone's pronouns... when you're using "he" as well? Hypocrite.

    • @liamnotlast4571
      @liamnotlast4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horusschnopp1882 I'm not correcting him, I'm just putting it out there, you mug.

    • @horusschnopp1882
      @horusschnopp1882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@liamnotlast4571 Then put it in the comment section, not on a fourteen year old comment, you bug.

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What made this even better was that he already did those French parts in English earlier in the show. That way, everyone could understand what he was talking about.

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even from this video alone I think non-French speakers can get the hang of it. Because French is so similar to English and with the context and gestures.

    • @SpiritmanProductions
      @SpiritmanProductions 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@userdetails1 Yes, but you're missing the point: There's already a familiarity with the material that makes the repeat in French so much more enjoyable to follow; any potential tension for non-French-speaking audience members trying to follow it, which there definitely would be, is alleviated.

  • @thaprophecy240
    @thaprophecy240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    He’s a genius. Unbelievably talented. Stand up is already so difficult. Speaking two languages in your routine is amazing. Hilarious material and multi lingual?! Unbelievable.

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's done shows in German, Russian and Arabic as well. Absolute legend.

    • @esotericintrovert1669
      @esotericintrovert1669 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigboredthingHe. Eddie Izzard is a man.

    • @stevenhowe6677
      @stevenhowe6677 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@esotericintrovert1669 YES he's a MAN, he is a Narcissist that uses this 'false self' as a means for Narcissistic Supply.

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis ปีที่แล้ว

      He was a genuinely funny and talented comedian back when he made this, and was brutally honest about himself, using the term "action transvestite". His numerous back to back charity marathons where an inspiring show of dedication. It's very unfortunate that he's now fully on board the alphabet cult bandwagon, gaslighting people about his sex.

    • @stevenhowe6677
      @stevenhowe6677 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ferrumignis His 'charity running' is just another example of someone craving SUPPLY [Jimmy Savile style] Narcissists will use ALL SORTS of things to create their 'fake self'

  • @delko000
    @delko000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    I'm french and I'm liking that, it's funny and it avoids traditional stereotypes brits have on french, which is rare enough to be noted.

    • @lowearthsurfer
      @lowearthsurfer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like what?

    • @catnerdadrian7601
      @catnerdadrian7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      As an American thanks for helping us gain independence, that very nice statue, probably several other wars, and Daft Punk.

    • @feebeejeebees
      @feebeejeebees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Merci pour Plastic Bertrand, from an English Francophile.

    • @josephcoen665
      @josephcoen665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Plastic Bertrand was Belgian!

    • @feebeejeebees
      @feebeejeebees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@josephcoen665 Dang it and darn it ! Belgian you say ? Like Poirot, and KFC.

  • @strutherhill
    @strutherhill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    'il conduit l'autobus' -- the cumulative effect of mounting absurdity -- hilarious!

  • @drawmechurros
    @drawmechurros 9 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    I will NEVER get tired of "mais pas un travesti typical, je suis un traveti exécutif" xD

    • @alanlock007
      @alanlock007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mais, ça veut dire quoi, exactement ?

    • @mojevalka
      @mojevalka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@alanlock007 Que le chat est aux dessous de la table dejeunant le sourris n'est-ce pas?

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@alanlock007 it's a joke in reference to things he said earlier in the show, in English. Its worth watching the whole thing if you can find it. His stand up shows where my favourite :3 i miss this Eddie Izzard

    • @khimaros
      @khimaros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG you’re so right, the best thing about Eddie is how he strings characters together and returns to old jokes embedded in new ones.

    • @imouse3246
      @imouse3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@khimaros It's called a 'call-back', and the better comics use them.

  • @Gregsplays
    @Gregsplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've watched this sketch three times now, difference being now I've been learning French for six months, I was in stitches watching this

  • @manneianevski
    @manneianevski 10 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Wow, his french is very perfect!
    I'm french, and actually I think that would be funny to include "la souris est en dessous de la table", "la souris est sur la chaise" and "le singe est sur la branche" in a randomly in a conversation xD
    "Bonjour, comment ça va?
    - Très bien, le chat est sur la chaise, il joue avec la souris sous la table" xD

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Since you're here, is it true that there is no stand-up comedy in France? That's hard to imagine, frankly.

    • @manneianevski
      @manneianevski 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Tairneanach LOL What?
      We actually have PLENTY of stand up comedian. I don't like all of them (matter of taste in humour), but personnally, my favorite one is Muriel Robin. She is known as the queen of humour in french. That's too bad that they don't include english subtitles in french stand up comedy, cause believe me, if you would understand her comedy, you would laugh your head off! ^^
      Florence Foresti is also GREAT, Les robins des bois (even tho their humour is very poo/pee but hey, they make me laugh), Les Nuls (I can easily compare them to French and Saunders, as they did a LOT of excellent parody with many celebrities)... I can't name all of them, the list would be too long.
      But believe me, we laugh a lot in France ;)
      So no stand-up comedy in France? That's a huge lie ;) We love humour (who doesn't?)

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Manuel Gaisne Oh, of course you love humour, I thought maybe you had a different format. But it's true, I didn't really believe you had no stand-ups. Thanks for clearing that up, though. :)
      Thanks for dropping all those names, by the way. I do speak a little bit of French (really, really badly), so maybe I'll have a listen - if the humour isn't too much based on regional stuff, I might improve my understanding.

    • @manneianevski
      @manneianevski 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tairneanach To be honest, you gave me the envy to put subtitles in some french stand up comedian to make them known by foreigners! But unfortunately, I think that you'll be so far the only one interested in this :/
      It's also very hard to translate it correctly, especially because of the play of words which couldn't make any sens once translated...
      Languages can be such a barrier sometimes :(
      And I know that french language can be VERY hard for you to learn... As I always said, I'm glad to be french for this reason : I don't have to learn it :P
      And obviously, you're more than welcome ;)

    • @Tairneanach
      @Tairneanach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Manuel Gaisne Wordplay is really hard to translate, I know. I gather you know that Eddie Izzard translated his program into French and German? It's amazing that he managed to do that.
      Well, if you ever get around to subtitling something, let me know! I won't be disappointed if you don't, though. :)

  • @Chrysaries
    @Chrysaries 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wow, every time I watch Eddie Izzard I get happy and laugh out loud. My favourite comedian!

  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    He just has NO competition - he is miles ahead of all the others.

    • @heversantos7006
      @heversantos7006 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ive always thought eddie izzard stands in a realm of his own. theres not any one close to his creativity and his ability to submerse you into his imagination so easily!

  • @logunech
    @logunech 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I am french... Eddie Izzard...you are a great man...!! Thank you...!! :)

  • @Noutchka
    @Noutchka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    His accent is really good I must say.

    • @ChuckPlains
      @ChuckPlains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ohh, poor Eddie, I didn't know he had an accident. What happened?

    • @kamilebalciunaite3532
      @kamilebalciunaite3532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      An accent is a distinctive way of pronouncing a language :) Sophie is saying that the way he pronounces French is really good!

    • @persnicketyguy
      @persnicketyguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kamile Balciunaite I think chuck is being sarcastic

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His pronunciation of "disparu" is suboptimal, though.

    • @stijnvandamme76
      @stijnvandamme76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure he spends a lot of time in la Sud de France.

  • @RaskolnikoffAnna
    @RaskolnikoffAnna 11 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Similarly, when I started learning Hindi, one of the first sentences were: "My name is Raj, I am not ill..." Not a way you want to start a conversation :)

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In the age of COVID-19, this is the way I start all of my conversations!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sekusamu You have provided the exact response I clicked the comments to provide.

    • @mamboitaliano46
      @mamboitaliano46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well that comment aged like milk xp

  • @mcquaidbros
    @mcquaidbros 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This makes me laugh every time! Can't believe tomorrow Eddie is going to complete a huge goal of performing 3 hours of stand up in 3 languages.

  • @hexalia
    @hexalia 16 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love that you can tell what he's saying even without knowing a lot of French...it's brilliant

  • @dianaw10
    @dianaw10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "do you have a room to stay the night?" "yes we have rooms, we're a hotel" HAHAHA

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Best part about this: if you know already the joke about the president of burundi or if you've watched enough of eddie's stuff, this is twice as hilarious :)

    • @dropkickmurphy4114
      @dropkickmurphy4114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oui, je suis un transvesti."! 😄

    • @warrenbutt3746
      @warrenbutt3746 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dropkickmurphy4114 First listen I thought he said "travesty" which still rang funny, but seemed a bit out of left field.

    • @thejacal2704
      @thejacal2704 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dropkickmurphy4114
      Il a dit 'travesti.

  • @mralan5743
    @mralan5743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Brilliant. Still makes me laugh after all these years and all the Times I've watched it.
    "quick, someone's coming, positions!"

  • @zalinrock
    @zalinrock 10 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    This is very funny, by the way we learn english with "brian is in the kitchen" in France

    • @estebandekokoshniki1284
      @estebandekokoshniki1284 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Où il reste!

    • @Neen88
      @Neen88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL...thats brilliant

    • @tomtomthebear
      @tomtomthebear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Brian fucking loves kitchens mind..!!!

    • @moilematin520
      @moilematin520 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas Lopes dans le nord dans les années 80 c'etait Jean. Pourquoi vous c Brian?

    • @Numaticin
      @Numaticin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I got "Ist die Kuh schwer?" for German, which means "Is the cow heavy?"

  • @dinedine79
    @dinedine79 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Eddie Izzard could be a very cool and perfect French teacher !!!

    • @stofferrussell
      @stofferrussell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And a history teacher too. I've learnt more about British history than I ever did at school. His Richard The Lionheart sketch is hilarious!

    • @Spiralpaladin
      @Spiralpaladin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stofferrussell Always remember the Ottoman Empire was full of furniture and the Austro Hungarian Empire was famous for FUCK-ALL!

  • @btarraf
    @btarraf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I lost it at "La singe no par du le chambre... Michelle est dans le chambre, avec le président du Burundi!" lolll

  • @PanaMV
    @PanaMV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I went to a zoo and there I heard a french family say "le sange!". So of course I had to come back and re-watch this. The few words in french that I do know I know them from Eddie.

  • @pdcockrum
    @pdcockrum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Oh god I was crying I was laughing so hard. Just made learning french worth it

  • @e.g.systems6146
    @e.g.systems6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The man's a genius. I watched him live at Southampton Uni, and have never laughed so much since then.

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sometimes I wonder if I'm losing my French, and then I see stuff like this, and I'm reassured that I can understand every word.

  • @heterosapien8426
    @heterosapien8426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I watched this years ago, without knowing French, now I know French and it's a lot funnier.

    • @JinStyles
      @JinStyles 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can you know French in one year?
      I want to learn French, but their grammars are difficult. I would like to know your tip.

    • @heterosapien8426
      @heterosapien8426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Duolingo, Brainscape, France 24. Spend several hours a week 15+ What he is saying is actually pretty simple. And its been about 2.5 years actually. But you will be surprised how much you can learn in 2-3 months if you are honest about the work you put in.

  • @MedEighty
    @MedEighty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Finally, I now know enough French to understand what the hell he was going on about all those years ago, when I first watched this.

  • @kruspeperrine6448
    @kruspeperrine6448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Quoi ?!" I'm french and this man is awesome!!

    • @hookbeak3516
      @hookbeak3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ' awesome ' causing feelings of great admiration, respect or fear. My fear is the 'a' word is greatly over used globally, something I show no gratitude to the 'A'mericans for.

  • @davok73
    @davok73 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Don't speak a word of French but still laughing, man is a comic genius :)

  • @lrandall83
    @lrandall83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I am moving to France soon and have been trying to learn it as much as I can, I didn't think I was making much progress but I watched this and laughed out loud at some of the French parts, which means I fully understood them, being spoken at a fast rate, enough to make me laugh out loud! I'm very pleased with myself now 😂

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dork.
      How did the move go ?

  • @nekyokusai6400
    @nekyokusai6400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i'm a french fan, i knew him since he make a show in Paris
    he's so awesome !

  • @C1984_FR
    @C1984_FR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm learning French and I am really proud that I understood ALL of that 😂😂

  • @MaritimeFox
    @MaritimeFox ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I worked in a ski resort we used Eddie's line to have fun with the ski lift operators who were French. We'd arrive at the lift with our guests and we'd say. 'Ou est le singe?' On cue, they would reply with 'Le singe est dans L'arbre'. We'd get on the chair lift and off we'd go. As our guests spoke French too they were bemused, not knowing that the ski lift guys were in on the joke. :)

  • @CreeperCrafterz34
    @CreeperCrafterz34 10 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I used this in my French Exam

    • @CreeperCrafterz34
      @CreeperCrafterz34 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well, I must say I got an amazing B with an after school detention which was a double bonus to be fair. I got a lecture from Madame Lange herself on how not to use inappropriate language during an exam. Got a good laugh out of her though which was worth it!

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you manage to slip in, "the mouse underneath the table"? XD

  • @rezabadei3229
    @rezabadei3229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hilarious! Such a classic! It still makes me laugh after 12 years since I saw it first back in 2008!

  • @pineapplequeen13
    @pineapplequeen13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thought of this today because duolingo asked me to translate "The cat is on the table" into Italian lol

  • @tamaman1468
    @tamaman1468 9 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I'm french and this actually made me laugh. Et ce qui peuvent me lire seront surement d'accord avec moi.

    • @pseudonameable
      @pseudonameable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ***** No, it's "ceux" qui peuvent.

    • @tamaman1468
      @tamaman1468 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew that...I usually don't pay attention to my grammar on the internet...

    • @dannytouet818
      @dannytouet818 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ***** This is not an excuse !

    • @Remyria
      @Remyria 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      danny Touet he/she said he/she doesn't give a shit, basically

    • @jeffreylundin4716
      @jeffreylundin4716 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Olivier Poulin (Remyria) I guess there are grammar nazis for every language... lol. :P

  • @USCol
    @USCol 17 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's funny because he's repeating his stand up in a different language. And he's got timing.

  • @SteveGouldinSpain
    @SteveGouldinSpain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Precious he elusidated expressions from French lessons I'd forgetten from over 40 years ago - tears!

  • @FishTheJim
    @FishTheJim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Eddie Izzard est l'un des êtres humains les plus drôles sur la planète et j'aime sincèrement son humour quand il parle la langue française

  • @AndrewCheshire
    @AndrewCheshire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The problem with this clip is that he uses sections of his act that happened during the previous 2 hours, so if you just show this video to somebody because it's "f---ing funny," they won't get a sizable chunk of the jokes.
    On the other hand, the great thing about this clip is that if you watched the whole show, you don't even need to know french to get all those jokes, because he's just that good at delivering his act.

  • @ringo1029384756
    @ringo1029384756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I will fit one of these lines into the speaking portion of my French exam.

  • @joelenaghan8493
    @joelenaghan8493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was first introduced to this via my French teacher in high school when she let our whole class watch this (God bless you Miss Swindell!) and loved it ever since

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing5221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I first saw Eddie do the skit on 'Le singe est dans l'arbre' many years ago. I went to work next day raving about it, but no one else has seen it. Eddie then went on a self imposed ban on British TV for years, before he started making small appearances. I still know his Definite Article show word for word.

  • @rafflestraveller
    @rafflestraveller 16 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Je dois partir maintenant parce que ma grand-mère est flambe!"
    hahaha best line it this already hilarious sketch :)

  • @wellefabien9640
    @wellefabien9640 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm french and this guy made my day !
    Pas facile pour les anglophones de prononcer convenablement les sonorités françaises, tout comme nous on galère avec les leurs (le fameux "th").

  • @mancebo7
    @mancebo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best stand up comedian on the planet... by a VERY long margin. Brilliant.

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Louis ck is much better , as are most Australian comics

    • @mancebo7
      @mancebo7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ferise1 Yes, of course. And since you're at it, also throw in most French, Canadian, Swiss, Nigerian, Portuguese, Mongolian and Ukranian comedians (not "comics"...). Come to think of it, Eddie Izzard is not even talented, is he...?

  • @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597
    @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Great comedian, he simply doesn't care if he says something uncorrect, he simply turns it into a joke to amuse the audience... un travestit executif....ahahahah!

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its incorrect to write or say incorrect. It isn't a word.

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ingriddubbel8468 it's a reference to an expression he coined in English, earlier in the show

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bit of a shame to assume he's just winging it at times, when he's clearly very proficient in French. Not to mention the basic fact that most (if not all) comedians know their routine by heart, so there's really no "he just turns his mistake into a joke" at ALL.

    • @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597
      @pasqualepacicca-languagein5597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ingriddubbel8468 it's uncorrect!

  • @BDON
    @BDON 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This was funny! Je suis canadien et je parle français et anglais. nous apprenons le français à l'école. Eddie est très amusant à regarder :)

    • @BDON
      @BDON 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Matt Silverstein there are others in Canada who speak French. I'm from Ontario, and there are a lot of people here who soeak french, most people from New Brunswick are Acadian and speak a different dialect of french. Not just the Québecois who speak french. You're pretty ignorant also. I know a lot of people in Québec who are the nicest people I have ever met. There are rude people ever where it's not fair to paint all with the same brush.

    • @BDON
      @BDON 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Matt Silverstein the younger generations of Québecois(e) want to learn english and there is less politcal BS, but to be fair the French colonized Canada first. The reason they and so many Canadians speak french is because when the british took over they allowed them to keep their language and religion and over time they were able to keep their culture. I respect that. As for "Québecois" language because they were cut off from france their language didn't evolve the same way and they use a very old style of french, but Québecois slang is mostly spoke to other Québeckers. They can speak formal french also. Our english isn't proper english with all the slag we use. A person learning english may go wtf does "whats saying?" Mean or sup

    • @Londronable
      @Londronable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +B DON Kind of amazing how, yes, after 10+ years of getting French at school I understand most of it perfectly.
      Just never ask me to speak it.

    • @Jeremy101Jeremiah
      @Jeremy101Jeremiah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude really , quebecois french ? why do you say that , im genuinely intrigued , you think that when you learn french in canada it is not "french french" but quebecois french ?

    • @k.a.u.4599
      @k.a.u.4599 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremiah Nihilo It has been observed to be quite a different dialect/accent than French in France. It's actually closer to colonial French in the way that American English is closer to colonial British English!

  • @aigooboy
    @aigooboy 18 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Probably the most brilliant sketch ever.

  • @barrycarleton4326
    @barrycarleton4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I keep coming back to this scetch after 15 years in France and he is just as funny. even the comments are funny too.

  • @parkviewmo
    @parkviewmo 17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! I have just become aware of Eddie Izzard. This is so wonderful!

  • @09yulstube
    @09yulstube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the pencil of Ester Píscore!
    When learning English we also get a lot of "The cat is under the table"

  • @SamaraXX
    @SamaraXX 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Please don't be afraid of speaking French. We are not all arrogant and rude. In France, we suck at languages and this is why we are not always helpful. Some feel stupid if they don't understand your question. It's not against you. It's our pride talking. We are always happy to help when we are able to. I learn languages, Russian in particular. It's not always easy to speak to Russians too, but it's all about getting to know a different culture, right? And, no worries, we love your accent! :D

    • @edvardasbalika5813
      @edvardasbalika5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true! Thank you!

    • @Ksenazavr
      @Ksenazavr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Russian and I know French a little so I think we could help each other to practice language!

    • @craiglist879
      @craiglist879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      La plume de ma tante

  • @tracylf5409
    @tracylf5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Eddie: genius.

  • @airevacrn
    @airevacrn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm the president of Zaire and I thought all that was fucking funny.

    • @josecartin825
      @josecartin825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bellboy what was said about the president of Burundi that was funny?

    • @kennethmccamish4092
      @kennethmccamish4092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Je suis le président de Côte d'Ivoire et Danemark.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josecartin825 In guess you didn't get the reference, while I don't have the link, it's referring back to an earlier piece in the same special, in which he was talking about trying to flirt. The original bit was in English, and I forget how the president of Burundi fits into the whole thing, but he's counting on people recognizing little by little that he's just translating the nonsense from earlier in the evening.

  • @titoumcaleera52
    @titoumcaleera52 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm French and i find it fucking hilarious. And he has a pretty good accent when he speaks in French. I was wondering how many English speaker understand what he said in French

  • @cbhaessig
    @cbhaessig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is hilarious... I just love him.

  • @zecle
    @zecle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    repeat after me.
    the cat is in the kitchen.
    ze cat is in ze kitchain

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Listen very carefully, I will say zis only once!

    • @zecle
      @zecle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sekusamu *vis

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zecle Why would you say "vis" only once?

    • @zecle
      @zecle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sekusamu bicoz of ze diffrens bitouine VIS and ZAT.

    • @Sekusamu
      @Sekusamu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zecle You mean ze differens bitouine ZIS and ZAT. If you replace a ​voiced dental fricative with a voiced alveolar sibilant in the one instance, then you must do it in the other instance as well. Put another way, because French doesn't have a ​voiced dental fricative, in the stereotypical French accent, a ​voiced dental fricative is replaced with a voiced alveolar sibilant. It is not replaced with a voiced labiodental fricative. That would be weird. It would be especially weird if the same speaker did it in one instance but not another.

  • @johnsmyth6283
    @johnsmyth6283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd forgotten how much French I remembered from my schooldays!

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    View of the sea? In Paris? Good luck with that.

    • @cascinosilvio
      @cascinosilvio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he is trying

    • @cascinosilvio
      @cascinosilvio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a little lemo... para mi es bastante basico su humor... y no tiene tanta apertura como veria el mono que decis...hay mejores..con humor croscultural mucho mas rico. No deja de tener talento pero no llena mi interes.

    • @lukascielocaminante257
      @lukascielocaminante257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You can have a beautiful view of the Seine and the distinctive green brownish colours that comes out of it, along with dead fishes and rusty cars.

    • @LauraMorland
      @LauraMorland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nowhere does Eddie state that the hotel is in Paris... just in France. ;-)

    • @parioceanchicago
      @parioceanchicago 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tu m'as fais rire alors que je buvais. Je vais nettoyer.

  • @wingedraksha
    @wingedraksha 17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that was amazing. "for those of you who don't speak French, that was fucking funny..." lmao

  • @oscar_jacques
    @oscar_jacques 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I literally know this entire video off by heart, I've seen it so many times. I know every point where he stumbles and repeats himself, every movement he makes. Nerdy? Maybe. Awesome? Yes.

    • @joeroganjosh9333
      @joeroganjosh9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oscar Jacques Passion knows no nerds.

  • @BlissCKir
    @BlissCKir 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ROFLMAO!!!! "with a spider" and the bit about "ofcourse we have a room, this is a hotel" hahahahahaha this guy is awesome!

  • @kimifur
    @kimifur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The only phrase I know in Dutch is "Ik ben tandarts" which means "I am a dentist". Since I'm not anything close to a dentist, this is very hard to work into a conversation!

  • @Kuatiqua
    @Kuatiqua 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Vue sur la mer...à Paris, oui bien sure XD

  • @akeleven
    @akeleven 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's his gift of expression.

  • @unseelie63
    @unseelie63 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had absolutely no idea that Eddie even existed when I found an advert for this 1999 HBO special in an entertainment magazine.Something about it just reached out and grabbed me.You must watch!!! So I did and it's been bringing me joy and hilarity ever since.I love this bit.And creating empires with flags,and being told that one must choose cake,or death...

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Je suis le président de Burundi."
    To be fair, if I'd been sitting with someone that enraptured by a spoon, I'd say anything to shut them up, too.

  • @theneoangeles
    @theneoangeles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the first things we learn in english:
    _ The book is on the table;
    _Brian is in the kitchen;
    _your flower is beautiful;
    really easy to use in conversation too😂

  • @lasciamidasolo
    @lasciamidasolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this in the middle of prepping for B2 exams. Legend

  • @coucoubrandy1079
    @coucoubrandy1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this sketch ! He's wonderfully bonkers. Brilliant !

  • @graceroseline
    @graceroseline 17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of his best routines.

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is classic. I love it. Thanks.

  • @dexterdamonkey
    @dexterdamonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ma grandmère est flambée" always gets me xD

  • @keyboardviolation
    @keyboardviolation 18 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For never taking a day of french in my life, I understood a great deal of it... 3/4

  • @Bubba1960.
    @Bubba1960. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't understand a lick of french, but laughed my ass off through this entire segment. The entire show was quite epic really.

  • @getoffthestageyoufatf1870
    @getoffthestageyoufatf1870 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have no idea how anyone could make "Le singe est sur la branche" so damn funny, but Eddie finds a way. Can't understand all of it, but what I do pick up is hilarious :D.

  • @missrrjohnson9846
    @missrrjohnson9846 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Same is true of French Canadians. My sister was in Quebec and asked a man if he could tell her the way to the bus station. In impeccable English, he replied, "Do you speak French?" She said no. To which he replied, "Then no, I couldn't, could I?" and walked off.
    But at least there's Belgium, a/k/a French Lite. All the culture, half the attitude.

  • @Newee
    @Newee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    as someone who's currently teaching prepositions this is HILARIOUS I feel so called out rn

  • @saoirserosenstock8144
    @saoirserosenstock8144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just came back from my 'final exam' french orals..A girl I know who spoke no french went into her exam saying in french "as you can see madame I am the crem de la crem". She was unable to speak anything else 😂

  • @MakeupaddictPun
    @MakeupaddictPun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Celui ci c'est tres amusant. Eddie est fantastique, et son humour et l'acte est drole ...amour d'inde [pardonnez ma francais, j'encore pratique] 😻

  • @marjorieford4584
    @marjorieford4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All the French I ever learned was in ballet class, and the few cognates between French and English, and I found this hilarious!

  • @samielkhayri9272
    @samielkhayri9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never get sick of watching Eddie. :)

  • @daniesmiley
    @daniesmiley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    With my little French knowledge, I understood everything he said lol

  • @woodgatejack
    @woodgatejack 18 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just think they should show this in school's french lessons! I would've paid attention if they did :)

  • @videoluvr2
    @videoluvr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eddie cracks me up.

  • @mrsiborg
    @mrsiborg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't even speak French but I understood 90% of that lol.